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00:04Tv 21.2

00:10कर छोड़ा है

00:13व्रादारि वच्छा है

00:15करिकrd फे ही टॉँर्थ

00:25खार्थ

00:35हुड़।

00:36खहु़।

00:36युछ।

00:37मुईंग्साथ-म्थर अभर आपकष्ट

00:39उभर अावनाग्समस्टुवर्ण Two अल्डर कर गावज दुट मुझ झाल इवार स्वार तष्ट य।

00:43अब टाव आथर इनफ ए्ट गार फंट थाफ्टन क्यों।

00:45वे और वीडिए है झाले वे टम थाल रिए घ्षा सुप्ट को जाना ऑास्ट वीज़ी सित्टैने!

00:55चेंद पूलिए लुए वो लेने लुएने के स्थित्टैनेशिस चर्णारी.

01:15जिर कोब नहीं जिए किली परेचाँ निए्डियो कालर, जाक रेटेग श्य давby CT

01:23एli लेवारabol ओेत

01:28ही देत रोस्टशत्य पिए, वी। वख देता है . नोपने बकूली पूली इनाफ्यटल अस्टटाइ पाट 009

01:39प्रहलो के जाड़ो जिटारी जा जे एत्रुछबक ते जाड़ो की चाल को डेती...

01:46राड़ो जैती गाड़ो की जब जबान पाक जाड़ो

01:52ठा़े लेद भी ढुग他 हुए रहता जान इंग

01:59ये उय liब जिए ही हॉएग दोस बाप्यार के टॉतारी की प्रहेँ

02:08जो जो ए ने सफनने एग। मुझे को जो पीज इए जो कि अस ने प्रिशोड में आ य जो

02:18उट्टा ये टो भाई इंग अगू डिल्षी टि तो

02:35वुकुर्णेयर वीता पैसे टुकुर्णे को अचल थी वीत इसेा हैन्ध इस्थ हैंग।

02:40इसे जए इसके हैं।

02:41प्रिविंग उन्हों इस ट वीविए जह रएंगा इसे हैं।

02:46अँड़।

02:48अँड़।

02:49I mean, the chances of these not being sexual, based on what I've seen from these people so far, are

02:54zero.

02:55I'll be less surprised than I was when I found out Alex's dad.

03:00Cosmetic surgery.

03:02All right, Stan.

03:03What thing have you brought in that makes you groan?

03:06Oh, this thing is disgusting.

03:08Let's have a look at it.

03:09It's a toothbrush.

03:09Oh!

03:12Oh, that's against God!

03:14Oh!

03:16There's a lot going on there, isn't there?

03:18I mean, I can barely look at this thing.

03:19It's just...

03:20Don't you find that just really grotty?

03:22I think I'm grotty because I'm so bemused by you.

03:27Back's up.

03:27Next.

03:28All right, Lucy.

03:29It's a serious thing.

03:30OK.

03:31It's a lesson in the importance of cartilage.

03:37I've taken the form of this skeleton.

03:40So it's pointing, obviously, to the areas that have cartilage.

03:46Why is this supposed to make me groan?

03:47If you don't have cartilage, you'll groan when you bend and lift.

03:54And giving a gift to whoever wins to say, look after cartilage.

03:58Look after your cartilage.

04:00And how do we look after our cartilage?

04:02I don't know.

04:06I mean, both of them have made me groan.

04:08So I suppose, yeah, successful so far.

04:11OK.

04:12Hello, Julian.

04:13Hello.

04:13What have you brought in that might make one groan?

04:16Oh, it's so awful, this.

04:18Every year for my birthday, my husband goes into a shop

04:21and asks them for the most hideous thing they've got on sale.

04:25Right.

04:26And this is what he got me a couple of years ago,

04:28and every time I look at it, I groan.

04:35It's so awful.

04:37Someone said it looks like Alex without his beard.

04:40I don't know, he's got a normal width neck.

04:43And it does make me groan every time I see it, which is quite often.

04:46But you can't bring yourself to throw it away because you're...

04:49This is the golden opportunity to pass it on.

04:52LAUGHTER

04:53Good.

04:54Hello, Sue.

04:55Hello.

04:56What have you brought in that might make a man or a woman groan?

04:58I thought, what would be the best way to make everyone groan?

05:00And I thought, well, maybe if I asked an authority figure,

05:03and so I asked the king of the birdmen and he said yes.

05:07I've got a voice that could stun a goat from over a mile away.

05:12And when I ask for a loud noise, it gets done.

05:16Just ask the winged birdmen, Brian Blessed, you groan.

05:21Like your life depends on it.

05:24LAUGHTER

05:24Come on, come on.

05:26Groan!

05:28You feckless bastards!

05:31LAUGHTER

05:32Groan!

05:33The full recording is on this memory stick.

05:35You've really outdone yourself there, Perkins.

05:37That's amazing.

05:37That is stupendous.

05:39Susan.

05:39Oh!

05:41Traditionally, this is not your strongest round.

05:44No.

05:44And you're following a recording of Brian Blessed.

05:47I...

05:48Good luck!

05:48As Greg so kindly said, I have been performing quite poorly

05:54when it comes to the prizes, and here are a few of the shit prizes.

05:58LAUGHTER

06:00That's actually very great.

06:01One big present to make you groan.

06:05So if you collected these from the previous winners of the show...

06:07Yes, I have.

06:08They're all so shit that all these guys actually gave them back to me.

06:13LAUGHTER

06:13That's very good.

06:15Right, I'm going to give out some quick points.

06:17All right, then.

06:17Who is the least likely to make you groan?

06:19Well, I'm not going to give anyone one point,

06:20cos I liked all of them.

06:21So that's good, isn't it?

06:22That's surprising.

06:23I'm going to give Sam and Lucy two points,

06:25and I'll tell you why.

06:26It's because it was their explanation that made me groan,

06:28not the item.

06:29Right, two points each, well done.

06:30Yeah, that's good, isn't it?

06:32Erm, I'm going to give...

06:34LAUGHTER

06:36I'm going to give Julian three points.

06:38Ask me why.

06:39Why are you going to give Julian three points?

06:40Because that thing's awful, it does make me groan,

06:42but the sentiment behind it is rather lovely, I think.

06:44Oh.

06:45And so I'm sort of not giving him too many points

06:47to celebrate his wonderful marriage.

06:49Oh.

06:49There's a logic there somewhere.

06:50OK.

06:51I'm going to give Susan, because my God,

06:53she's had a nightmare in this series.

06:55I'm going to give her four points for her very clever idea

06:58of getting her shit prizes back and putting them all together.

07:00And, of course,

07:01Brian Blessed will get the five points.

07:03There we go.

07:04It's five points to Sue Pekin!

07:05Yeah!

07:06CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

07:29Hello?

07:31Can I come in?

07:33Please do.

07:34This looks fiendish.

07:35Oh, these bells...

07:37Oh!

07:39That says don't on it.

07:41But I do.

07:42I want to.

07:42I won't.

07:43OK.

07:44Oh!

07:45Oh!

07:45Piss it!

07:47I know.

07:48Right.

07:49I found some little bits of paper that say,

07:51vibration danger.

07:53Big light.

07:56Leaves.

07:56Sound.

07:58UV light.

08:00Smoke.

08:01Vibration.

08:02I was going to have summer's party.

08:04Do whatever you like with these switches for five minutes.

08:07OK.

08:08You will then do a task in the lab for five minutes.

08:11All right.

08:12The conditions in the lab will change

08:14according to when you switch the switches in here.

08:17So there's a cause and effect situation.

08:20The annoying thing is, I don't know what the switches do.

08:23I have told you what the switches do.

08:24It's all on those labels.

08:25Your time starts when Alex is confident you understand the task.

08:32Confident and Alex are two words one doesn't associate.

08:37I wonder what the task is.

08:38What do we put in there?

08:39Leaves.

08:40Leaves?

08:41Leaves.

08:41Surely that's the main switch.

08:42I expect danger is that one.

08:45I don't know.

08:46I don't think I trust you.

08:48What's that one?

08:49I don't know what that one is.

08:50So like with this, what's the point of like trying to like...

08:54Well, we will be.

08:58I really think that piss it is an underrated exclamation.

09:02I really enjoy piss it.

09:03It's lovely, isn't it?

09:05It's nice.

09:05It's harmless.

09:06It's warm.

09:09The task, as far as I can work out, before we get on with it, is largely arbitrary.

09:14They don't know which label goes with which switch.

09:16Bit like giving a toy to a child and saying, don't play with that for five minutes.

09:19Yeah.

09:19And probably they all did.

09:20Let's crack on!

09:21Yeah.

09:22Okay.

09:23Get ready, Greg.

09:24Here they all are.

09:25Flicking themselves silly.

09:26Oh, God.

09:27All right.

09:28I'm confident you understand the task.

09:30Your time starts now.

09:33I'll start with the little leaves.

09:35If I leave it under, leaves keep coming.

09:37Well, it depends if it is leaves, of course.

09:38Of course.

09:39Yeah.

09:40I turn it off again.

09:41Right.

09:42That one's already on, so I'll turn it to turn that one off.

09:49I mean, that's danger right there.

09:51Yeah, that nearly took my hand off.

09:52Well, it does say don't.

09:53I mean, lights, they're not going to bother me, are they?

09:56I'm going to give myself a bit of time once I'm in there, just to muck around.

10:07Blimey, it's all happening.

10:09This one?

10:10That one?

10:12All right, now we're going to have gone up.

10:14Wait a second, would you?

10:21It wasn't a very long rest.

10:23No.

10:24I'm going to have a bit of this one.

10:26I don't what, though?

10:27I don't like going upside down.

10:30Spiders and hot dogs.

10:32You know, the ones in tins.

10:39I don't like, you know, if you pull cotton wool apart.

10:44Fuck music.

10:47I don't like ice cubes.

10:50What if that's leaves?

10:51I've been denied the pleasure of leaves.

10:5330 seconds.

11:01Almost done there?

11:02Three seconds.

11:07Okay, I'll see you in the lab, Sam.

11:10Well, yeah, great.

11:11All right.

11:11Thank you.

11:12What have I done?

11:15Oh, dear.

11:16What have I done?

11:22What have you done to you, do you think?

11:24Well, we just didn't know.

11:26You know, it was quite long of fun.

11:27No, and yet, across the series, you seem a very intelligent man to me,

11:30and yet you spent a long time flicking those switches on a knot.

11:33Well, there was nothing else to do.

11:36There was no cheery chat from Alex.

11:38No.

11:38There never is.

11:40Well, Sam said,

11:42I want to buy myself some time once I'm in there to muck around.

11:47Yeah.

11:48It is about that, in a way.

11:50Mm.

11:51Do you know when two samurai encounter...

11:54This is real.

11:55Yeah.

11:56When they encounter each other, they're like,

11:58do you know what I mean?

11:59And the first one to move will often be slain.

12:04And also, a samurai can tell if he will defeat another samurai

12:07just by watching them make a cup of tea.

12:10Because they're like, they see how effective they are.

12:14I've moved.

12:15I'm happy to be slain just to get out of this chat.

12:19What's next, Alex?

12:20Here are Sam and Susan and the results of their switching.

12:31Oh, my God.

12:34So, you've decided...

12:35Oh, my God.

12:36Yeah.

12:36You've decided the conditions for this task.

12:38Yeah.

12:39I'm scared.

12:41What happens in here is all your fault.

12:43Okay.

12:46Feet close together, please.

12:48Why?

12:48It's important.

12:51That's not good for balance.

12:52No.

12:53Balance the most teas on the shelves.

12:55So, these are the teas.

12:56Uh-huh.

12:57Okay.

12:57Oh, you must stay on the platform throughout the task.

13:01You have five minutes.

13:02Your time starts when Alex is confident you understand the task.

13:06Where are the golf tees?

13:07Here.

13:08Where are the shelves?

13:09Here.

13:10I'm going to start the clock now.

13:14I'm absolutely terrified.

13:25Do you like it?

13:30My method was kind of doing everything at once.

13:33So, I guess everything wild will happen.

13:41Sam Campbell.

13:43Sam Campbell.

13:45Sam Campbell.

13:46Sam Campbell.

13:47Why is it saying my name?

13:49Well, you switch the sound button on.

13:50Sam Campbell.

13:51I can't work under these conditions.

13:54Oh, my God.

13:56Oh, my God.

13:58Oh, my God.

13:59Oh, my God.

14:01Sam Campbell.

14:02Sam Campbell.

14:04Sam Campbell.

14:05Sam Campbell.

14:07No.

14:08How, what time are we up to?

14:10Oh, you've got two minutes 50 left.

14:11Yeah.

14:11No teas yet.

14:17Can you remember what you did now in the...?

14:19Oh, this is when I have a break?

14:20Yes.

14:21Right, fine.

14:21Well, then this is the most I'm going to get on.

14:24Oh, yeah.

14:25It was only like 30 seconds, wasn't it?

14:27Sam Campbell.

14:28Sam Campbell.

14:30Sam Campbell.

14:30I mean, how is that falling off even through that?

14:33Sam Campbell.

14:33When you turned on the vibration switch.

14:34Now I know I shouldn't have touched any of the bloody switches.

14:37That's going to ruin it.

14:45Oh, yeah!

14:50Sam Campbell.

14:52Sam Campbell.

14:55Sam Campbell.

15:00That was really tough.

15:05I think that was pretty bloody good.

15:11I think that being jumbled around on a vibrating platform, it sort of suits you.

15:16Yes.

15:18Does that make sense?

15:19You're not the first person to say that.

15:23Well, we saw just two, but she did realise halfway through, if she hadn't pressed any of the switches at

15:28all, the conditions would have been perfect.

15:29And that's sort of key to this, really, if they'd not flicked any switches.

15:34Yeah, just chilled out.

15:35Sam actually did pretty well, right?

15:37Well, he created a method...

15:37He did all of his flicking in a short period of time.

15:39He did well despite that, I'd say.

15:41So, he created a method of balancing the tees within a task which was balancing on it, and he also

15:45balanced a bowl on the bottom of the shell.

15:47So, I don't know if that counts.

15:48I thought that creation was legit.

15:51Oh, OK.

15:52Well, then he got sort of 87, I suppose.

15:54Wait, wait, wait, wait!

15:55Really?

15:56Wow.

15:57I know.

15:57Yeah, I guess I'll take 87, yeah.

15:59Right, join us after the break.

16:01If I were you, I'd leave that guff-soaked sofa and get some fresh air for a few minutes.

16:05Fart outside!

16:06Live in it at all!

16:14CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

16:19Hello!

16:20I'm afraid to say you've woken me from my power nap and I'm not a happy boy.

16:24Chill out, dude.

16:25Before the break, the cast were presented with some switches, fully aware that how and when and if they were

16:32switched would directly affect the conditions of the next task. Here is everyone else.

16:37Your time starts now.

16:40I'll start with a bit of leaves.

16:50Immediately with the leaves.

16:52Oh, let's see!

16:53Oh, it was leaves!

16:54It was leaves!

16:55It was leaves!

16:56Do I need to...

16:57Oops!

17:00What do I say?

17:12Oh, for God's sake.

17:14Sue Perkins.

17:16Sue Perkins.

17:17Sue Perkins.

17:18Oh, I don't want to listen to that.

17:18Sue Perkins.

17:19No, I don't want to listen to that.

17:20Sue Perkins!

17:21Sue Perkins!

17:23What?

17:24Sue Perkins.

17:25I just farted off!

17:29Sue Perkins.

17:30Sue Perkins.

17:32Don't make me fart in the darkness into my own name!

17:35Sue Perkins!

17:37Don't like UV light very much.

17:40My mum thinks it was because I was in an incubator to help me grow.

17:48Sue Perkins.

17:49Yeah.

17:50Sue Perkins!

17:51Yeah.

17:51Sue Perkins.

17:53Yeah.

17:54Oz!

17:58And we're done?

17:59Can you stop me vibrating?

18:01Yeah.

18:04Thank you, Julian.

18:05Thank you.

18:07Goodbye, Sue.

18:08That sounded very final.

18:09And after what I've done in this room, I don't play...

18:11I'm so sorry for everyone.

18:19ग्राव कर रखनेervं

18:21भी जिए मतव होता झार जीह?

18:22वीवो celebration

18:23रजह जबहे जिए, झारो

18:24वारत जाने जिए आपने जानी है

18:26ऑ्या है

18:27जैननाे थे ही इनोल

18:28वी कर अ filtration ॐटने दोझा जारे

18:34अजारे चाराव जीवाल

18:38इस तरे सो मैँ

18:41ज हो

18:42इहो ऐ हम हम आपिन हिस के�ास्तaming अजगत व primarily तफंते हो da मैं varies quedaव कि ट अभसे वज

18:52जाइ ले फॉटने के से अरे लॉटन

18:53राव 55

18:54वा प्रावि क्यों से उिस्टेमीट उषिवा है?

18:56को अभाऊ, य। नुब जो हुट था थोभ़िक

19:05मेवाँ तोप मेवोड़ बीग।

19:12और बोलत पक्र

19:13बँंता बोग्ष एंधन्झण

19:42एंए पूमरे अज़े लिए गोच्ग

19:44झालीट मैं भालनेश्ट त प्यूम्ट अटीज़्स

19:47भुछ।

19:48लुछ।

19:48जरीजू

19:49वाँ

19:53जरीज़ अजिए

19:53एंए दिज़ जा थे गी जिए लिए लीए

20:00झालीपड़ किवार में लिए थे दुट।

20:05अई। फस्वार हो अंड हो जाता है किवम सब्सक्राइब फगार किवते अ और अ होता है

20:15All right, I'm going to start the task now.

20:20I can't say I wasn't warned.

20:23I've still got one minute 45.

20:27I'm going to go for this one.

20:30How much danger can I endure? Ten seconds' worth?

20:32Well, you have now ten seconds left.

20:36Five seconds left, let's see.

20:41Do you want me to press the button?

20:42You can't now, unfortunately.

20:45Bush is deadly!

20:48I'm going to go for this one.

20:56Do you know what? I was ten seconds away from avoiding my baser instincts,

20:59and I failed.

21:05Oh.

21:06I really like it when you're disappointed in us.

21:09Is there something wrong with me?

21:11LAUGHTER

21:12Well, we weren't to know that was going to happen, were we?

21:14We did say, don't.

21:15Yeah.

21:17Heartbreaking, but good news to old Lucy.

21:19Yes.

21:20Yeah, I think she only didn't press it because she ran out of time.

21:23She wanted to, but...

21:23No, I wasn't going to, no, no.

21:25Were you a well-behaved child?

21:27I had to be.

21:28Yeah.

21:28Oh, even me too.

21:29My mum was incredibly violent.

21:33LAUGHTER

21:35How does one not leave us?

21:37Well, it means that no-one gets any points.

21:39They were all disqualified except for Lucy Byamon, who gets five points!

21:43CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

21:44Let's have a look at our scoreboard, can we?

21:46We can, and unsurprisingly, Lucy's in the lead with seven points.

21:49Well done, Lucy.

21:50CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

21:53Let's have another one, please.

21:54Yes.

21:55In your face, Greg.

22:07MUSIC PLAYS

22:09Sorry, I didn't mean to kick the door, sorry.

22:12What larks.

22:14Already this is my favourite.

22:15Yeah, me too.

22:16I've always wanted to be a clown.

22:18Mixed emotions?

22:20Mainly joy.

22:24Oh, that's not edible.

22:26Now, fear.

22:27Any sign of that secret task yet?

22:33Pye Wayne in the face.

22:35Don't know who Wayne is.

22:37Do you know many Waynes?

22:39Rooney?

22:40Not him.

22:42Wayne is outside the front door.

22:44You may not touch Wayne, nor step on the red green.

22:49The red green?

22:51Now, what the hell is that?

22:53Well, you know a green?

22:54Yeah.

22:55I read one of them.

22:56If you miss Wayne with a pie, you must copy Wayne's dance moves for ten seconds.

23:01You must not touch Wayne.

23:03Fastest wins.

23:05Your time starts when you open the front door.

23:07Who is Wayne?

23:08Do you know him?

23:09I don't know him well.

23:11You can't touch any part of Wayne, I need to make that clear.

23:13I understand boundaries.

23:15Okay.

23:16Are these top-ups?

23:17Yeah.

23:18Okay.

23:19Not a lot of faith in me then, is there?

23:21Do I take more than one pie?

23:23I'm not likely to miss him, am I?

23:30I'll start the clock as soon as you open the door.

23:38Oh, I see.

23:41Are you Wayne?

23:48That's Wayne.

23:50Oh, yeah, there he is.

23:54In the face.

23:55In the face.

23:56In the face.

23:56All right.

24:01That's brilliant!

24:12I love this.

24:13I'm shook with it, but I love that.

24:14Do you think sometimes you've lost some of the innocent joy of childhood, Julian?

24:19Because everybody else saw Wayne and went,

24:21Oh!

24:22And started laughing and you went,

24:24Oh, I see.

24:26I was like, that's just a child, I'm afraid.

24:30Nothing's changed.

24:31So, basically, they're going to be pie-ing one of those wavy armed men

24:36from outside garages in the face.

24:38Not a great incentive to come back, is it, Alex?

24:40No, but I could sing my favourite hymn.

24:43Yes?

24:44Yeah, all right, that'll do.

24:46CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

24:56CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

24:57CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

24:57Be thou my vision, O Lord of my heart,

25:03Nought be all else to me, save that thou art...

25:09CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

25:13Welcome back to Taskmaster.

25:14It's part three,

25:15and I want to see wavy man Wayne get pie-ed in the face.

25:18Oh, I agree too, Greg.

25:20LAUGHTER

25:22Remember, as is common practice on Taskmaster,

25:24they can't stand on the red-green,

25:26so let's begin with Susie and Susanna.

25:30So, Wayne's going to be operated by a switch.

25:32I've got to try and find the switch.

25:34That's part of him.

25:35That's his umbilical cord.

25:37Oh, so I can't...

25:47That's not his face.

25:51You must dance.

25:53AAAAAAAH!

26:04Is that ten seconds?

26:05That's ten seconds.

26:06Be careful.

26:08Lovely.

26:09Thank you, Sue.

26:14OK!

26:16I mean...

26:18Oof! Oof!

26:20Oof!

26:23Sue?

26:31Thank you, Sue.

26:33Wayne's my favourite.

26:35Come on, you little shit!

26:41Sir!

26:42Sir!

26:42Oh, Christ.

26:46LAUGHTER

26:47I can't see anything now.

26:57Basically, did this as rather.

26:58OK.

26:59Yeah, that's ten seconds.

27:01Whoop!

27:02Why did you have to pick this one after lunch?

27:05Come on.

27:10Oh, shit!

27:12I'll stop the cock!

27:14Did I get it?

27:15Yeah!

27:22Where is his umbilicus?

27:32The naughty flamingo's gonna touch him!

27:36Naughty flamingo!

27:42Little fucker!

27:43Don't touch him!

27:46Come on, naughty flamingo!

27:47You've won more taps at the top of the film!

27:53You've won more taps at the top of the film!

27:53Pin him!

27:57Take it!

27:59Let's go of the taunt tree!

28:04APPLAUSE

28:05It felt like it was a bit of a grudge for you in the end.

28:07Yeah, I mean...

28:09Take it, you little fucker!

28:11LAUGHTER

28:12Yeah.

28:13There's only so much expressive dance I can do and I don't have the training.

28:15Susan's got training, she's got, you know, the depth of experience,

28:18she understands the biomechanics of the human form and art in general.

28:21I was just very, very frustrated and then blind

28:24and then the naughty flamingo spared my blushes.

28:27I like to see that sort of lateral flinking,

28:29that the naughty flamingo was allowed to touch Wayne.

28:31Yes, yes, the flamingo could touch Wayne.

28:34So, er...

28:34And did.

28:35And did.

28:36Now, Susan's told us repeatedly that she trained for three years at Radha.

28:41I put it to you, Susan, that you weren't even attempting to pie Wayne

28:44for most of it, you were just enjoying the interpretive dance.

28:47Yeah.

28:48Yeah, and that's...

28:48I just was so...

28:50As you say, when I saw him, it was so glorious

28:52and I'd sort of forgot the point of it.

28:55Yeah.

28:56But I had a good time.

28:57But the final pie-ing was...

28:58Well, it caught us by surprise.

28:59It caught me by surprise.

29:01Yeah.

29:01Three awful throws, got nowhere near.

29:03The fourth, right in the face, only took her a minute 39.

29:07CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

29:09And what a great old grudge match over there.

29:11Naughty flamingo ladies.

29:12Yeah.

29:13Er, seven minutes 25.

29:15Wow.

29:15A little bit longer.

29:16Who's next?

29:17OK, we've seen the Su's.

29:18Now for Julian, Sam, Lucy and Wayne again.

29:26Julian, that's not his face.

29:28Now you have to dance on the dancing mat.

29:37That's lovely, Julian.

29:42Julian.

29:43Are you OK?

29:45Oh.

29:45What are you looking for?

29:46Something to get weighing down.

29:53Is that on his face?

29:55No, afraid not.

30:03That's lovely, Julian.

30:04Julian.

30:05I'll go get another pie.

30:06OK.

30:11I bought this from home.

30:13Can I try and lasu him?

30:19Now you have to dance, Julian.

30:25My enthusiasm for the dancing...

30:27Yeah.

30:28..has rained, as it were.

30:29It has rained.

30:30Yeah.

30:50Pretty close.

31:01Can you hold the other end of that to trap him?

31:04To trap what?

31:04I'll do what I'm told.

31:07Oh, yeah.

31:08No, no, no.

31:09Stop.

31:09No.

31:10Get this way.

31:13I got him.

31:14Surely.

31:15Surely.

31:16Surely I got him.

31:17I got him.

31:18I got him.

31:19I got him.

31:20I got him.

31:20I got him big time.

31:20Yep.

31:21Yep.

31:23Yep.

31:25Yep.

31:28Yep.

31:33That's not my problem, is it?

31:38There you are.

31:39I've stopped the court.

31:40Thank you.

31:40प्रशाफ ज हुआ एशाफ

31:47लजब अजने Yemen

31:51उत तुख में वेंग

31:55वेंग नाइग वेंग

31:57अबत अभ्ट कोछ

32:01वेंग थेंगा सकती है

32:03वेंगा मेंगा वेंगा

32:07अलीजफ

32:08हुआई प्रॉट

32:09कि लिए व्लूज़ गूजए बिलेहीं भूए इते विए तब तू दूजश खाजू जुछ रहू कि यूँ पूँछ तो निए?

32:32अश्जिन cosa दो भी अवनोगान किस गूरी किनालन को जाहीता है व कर कि

32:37यु सी दिएक टासकbaar सब स्टुक नच को

32:42दुच स्विभल उ से ची कि उाजख वो विख टु को वहा लगाँ Çación

32:47छिए हैंस कि एंग

32:49ये तुच इतॉच में

32:54तो एग छो वेछ आंग

32:58कर दो यावत कर दोता है

33:12वैलोवा कर नाय।

33:14वार युम इन्नाव प्रोफ तो सबस्थेश्ट अष्बार इस

33:20पर यंगी अवा इन्नाव, तरी कि अवोवाबी व्त थे उिए इसकी

33:27गैसे जारे ञेजर है nossa.

33:29हाएंस करूजी च seront हाईंस करूजी करूप करूप करूजी करूब करूब ज नाम करूब साथ करूब जाहूजीनु Waist थे ठारे

33:37यहादस क

33:37नो स्क्न 팁 भूएबू

33:40अ प्राफ सो Χाप

33:49और नहाली थाहता हुए्छाँ

33:58अजयुँँ़ में तुझ़ की इसे बन्हें तुज़ीं देस कि दिसे हुए्टी

33:59गजयु़ कि दुए इस अई वेसे हुए्छा।

34:05ए्वज़ीज़ की अ रट ये उप्टुराँ

34:10ते नहीं गॉट तो फफ़ फैसे से सी सिर्श umu

34:12झाले झाले!

34:13व्हींड़ी पुर्णाशाँ

34:16तोज़ी झाले लेके लिए वारी है

34:17Okay, and now time for some product placement

34:32There's a bee out there

34:34Martina?

34:35Yeah

34:35Okay

34:38हैंगा कि अाही है?

34:42और उख नह व्हू को अव का जव बना फिर्क नवार तो तो कि अष्मःकिं अ और दो गॉट न।

34:47घंट चाष

34:52अजबनार है नगे हैंगाँ कि अ झाहाँगे कि अवक इनार का सब्सक्वार की आट

35:26व्हार्णार्णार्णार्णार्णार्णार्णार्णार्णार्णार्णार्णार्णार्णार्णार्णार्णार्णार्णार्णार्णार्णार्णार्णार्णार्णार्णार्णार्णार्णार्णार्णार्णार्णार्णार्णार्णार्णार्णार्णार्णार्णार्णार्�

35:28वोई तोसे समध्य विंदा हूसे हूए हूसीड़्ो इढ एर…

35:32वोई तेपल समय विंद खिर्टान्य मेDSS ठेक

35:40बन्न कि अफार्टी ही अँ़से में विंद्ग तेपला

35:41यूज़से समय मिदिन ये पून्टर।

35:44नट Issल समय विंदा विंद्टर। अग्याबनी आ टSON

35:58वेरी वेरी वेरी वेरी वेरी वेरी वेरी वेरी वेरी वेरी वेरी वेरी वेरी वेरी वेरी वेरी वेरी वेरी वेरी वेरी

36:07वेरी वेरी वेरी वेरी वेरी वेरी वेरी वेरी वेरी वेरी वेरी वेरी वेरी वेरी वेरी वेरी वेरी वेरी वेरी वेरी

36:10वेरी वेरी वेरी वेरी वे

36:28धसे फ़िए ये फिवारे सम्हों प kept in the favor of some contestants

36:30I mean I don't want to pick on people but I have written down

36:33that throughout this

36:34sometimes Lucy and Sam have come across as

36:37well I've written

36:38absolutely deranged

36:46That's another part complete

36:48if you wanna see someone

36:49forced to take home Susan's prizes for second time

36:53then by all means please join us again for part four by

37:02no

37:09कर आदा कर दो

37:12अच्लाँ कशकर भन कर द फजसान

37:14सो उलेकल ज है

37:14हैन किन रसी बतो है

37:15वाल में ईंगा कर दो

37:18राथे कंपस हमी पर देत्स

37:18प्रतोंना सर्एपस से कर दो台灣

37:20तु में आदारिया

37:20स सिल कर दोसने में इंडा tease

37:23कि ढालो अजिए लग्म थाइ नेटी लुड़े लुटरो विए वाई ये विवीद लाईड़ी अ ये लुट आज अ?

37:30हम ये अ?

37:34अजिए ले लुट लुट ले लुट लाईट्ट लोग्रोग्ट

37:35हम ले ले लूख parece लुटतार О काईए

37:57कि कि यंड설 wäre वा, अज़ कि अज़ चार्ट में अज़ाम के वफ इस, ज़ कि अज़ाईब, �今回 झालीछ ynोगा?

38:10वाहणा कि दुंझा है

38:12स्ट्सित अज़ता है

38:12स्ट्सि chopping schools

38:14अजे उतो दो फू जज जानो ऩलुओल क्रूल को

38:44गुका के जोडोरी अचacy कि अरले बेल मेंगा कि छुक जाएंगी कर दो है कर चार है

38:57अले, अले, अले, अले

38:59भी किसा इत बतकी मैं है इता अी दवे एंग

39:04इस ए 때 मीन एब भात में किसी यू वेस हैं किसी झाहा है किसी

39:12और केम कि फिर शेन झाल समेब कर दिंग के विर इसका प्रिश अ समेब और जिए जिए यूट पूलाग

39:20ये झाल

39:34रहने जिङ चान खनगे जो फसके मैं एफ उति उतिब दिल खु कर जा Pack

40:00जर अबनाफ खरी वाइ!

40:05Okay.

40:07वर समध इसाइका थाहार्ड़ूनीटानी...

40:09Right, सम्हाँनीटानी और ही टूहार्ड़ूनीटानी जग thiटाहार्यूनीटानीनीटानी ज रिला को आवनीटानीटनीटानी पृक्ष्टूनीटानीटानी.

40:25अप्रेमी चारेव बड्रेवा है

40:31अप्रेवी निसले अप्रेवोज गारेवो, भी छिल्ट, झारेव, ये दे धिलिए.ीजस्ट

40:40वेँडिफ ये रवे जिलेफ, अजिएर। ऑठरेव। गो हैं वजडिए

40:46इंव्रेवाट दिल्टार्य।

40:48किंगार нравится었어

40:49वो हूए लिए जई इए ले अरेष डाल

40:55वी sometimes

40:56कॉएप सरय यह जर वी कई ल Day

40:58ज कुए लेर देड़ कि लत वू कार में

41:01इस हो दो है. अ मिपह आड़ी इस तर ए्षली । 엥न pleas

41:12Okay, so we're going to find out if Sue is near the tossed head on the deer.

41:16This is the cliffhanger.

41:18Yeah.

41:18It's all about the toss. Here we go.

41:21Heads for that deer's head.

41:23Tails for on the boundary line.

41:30Thank you, Sue.

41:31Thank you.

41:46Eight centimetres.

41:47Eight centimetres away.

41:50That's so... I mean, I knew what happened and even I was swept along by the narrative.

41:56The coin was so cruel.

41:58Unfortunately, the people closest to each other lost two points.

42:01Listen, I'm just grateful I don't think I was disqualified in that round.

42:03You weren't, but you don't get any points because the distances from one another,

42:08and we can see it here. Sam was 14.24 metres away from everyone.

42:12Lucy, second, 13. Julian, third. Sue, fourth. Susan, fifth.

42:17But Julian and Susan both lose two points.

42:19So it ends up being one point to Susan, none to Sue, one to Julian,

42:21four to Lucy and five points to Sam Campbell.

42:24Thank you.

42:27I think that's a very satisfactory outcome.

42:29And it's progress, Sue, in a way, because you've been disqualified for two.

42:32But at least you've got no points this time.

42:35Let's have a glance at the scores.

42:36It's tight, except for Sue. Lucy, you're still in the lead with 11 points.

42:41APPLAUSE

42:44OK, everyone, please make you race the stage for a final task of the show!

42:49APPLAUSE

42:56Who will be reading the task? Sue Perkins.

42:59Catch three balls on your head.

43:02After you've caught a ball, you must shout,

43:05Ball!

43:06You may not step off your circles, move your circles,

43:11adjust your arms, or touch the balls with your hands.

43:15The fastest wins.

43:16Can we cooperate?

43:19I guess we'll find out.

43:21LAUGHTER

43:22Good luck.

43:23On your marks, get set!

43:24BOOM!

43:25And they're off.

43:27Well, they're immediately off, I think.

43:29Ball!

43:33Ball!

43:35BALL!

43:36BALL!

43:37BALL!

43:37Oh, you've got another one.

43:37BALL! BALL! BALL!

43:40Oh, that's who we're going to get it.

43:42BALL!

43:43BALL!

43:46BALL!

43:48Oh, we have a winner over here.

43:50जिर आएपिन तर

44:09कि ऩन्तली टीजीर पंदई पंदरी टीज़ास का जीजी है

44:18दो कम इंग, ग्यान कनली टीज़ास है

44:21प्हुन जीज़ास दीज़ास भाल!

44:23अब में सफ़े प्हुन टीज़ास?

44:29ये कम देलन दीज़ास है

44:35अल्डेख गैज़ास है

44:36तो झीज़ास है

44:39अे 좋은 मैंदे हैं आफा एगकी.

44:41तो ये भंभा हुट नियावज हुट तू नियाबंगा?

44:45जरो जरोव डार्चनीडली ज chakra तुन तूCत कर मैंदे हैं.

44:51फिल्डव व्र हुट भ्रेव पर ग्पोली ज द वे सिर ।सिवए हैvert ग। requires वे कहतती है,

45:02कर दूह

45:05प्又ाजर hamm quir refers to you

45:08वैल ट tai या रस जरोट Clpos डो़े इसनानिर, जरॉट अथिष्प दियो हमें।

45:16mitigation

45:21भी जर।बठी worst for the CIES वि ए्नरीज नहीं और तॅ बिर और गूसर कने function

45:23वार्टिश कर दूझ अ functioning

45:23इन मॉझारा

45:28एना इन आर tuition

45:30Oh, I don't like them!

45:32What are you going to do? Sam and Lucy will fire their party poppers

45:35from their seated positions, and the person who fires the contents

45:37of their party popper furthest wins. Simple as that.

45:39We're all out of budget.

45:42Lucy, are you ready?

45:44Three, two, one.

45:47Pop!

45:47That's it!

45:49I believe this is yours for taking.

45:52Wow!

45:54You're going to have to measure this!

46:00Thank you, sir.

46:02The furthest pin.

46:05108 centimetres.

46:08123 centimetres!

46:10CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

46:13Lucy Beaumont Wings,

46:15please go and gather your gifts and grown!

46:18CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

46:23So, what have we learnt today?

46:26We've learnt that in 1,000 years, when the people of the future

46:28look back and somehow try to understand how our society worked.

46:33What were we all about?

46:34There is one thing alone that they will be sure of.

46:36Show them a picture of Sue Perkins, and they'll all go,

46:39oh, yeah, that's the lady who didn't like farting in the dark

46:42to the sound of her own name.

46:44LAUGHTER

46:45Only three episodes to go, so let's appreciate tonight's winner once more.

46:49It's Lucy Beaumont!

46:51CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

47:04CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

47:07APPLAUSE

47:09MUSIC

47:10MUSIC

47:10झाल झाल

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