00:01You've heard the legend of this place, right?
00:05Once a year that portal opens up and we've got to kill whatever comes out of it or they'll destroy
00:09the neighborhood.
00:13Pretty standard HOA stuff.
00:15That clear things up?
00:17No!
00:19I was just stopping by to make sure you got our invitation for the party tonight.
00:23I'm guessing you guys just moved out.
00:25Yeah, yesterday, actually.
00:26Oh, fresh meat.
00:28All right, everyone, gather around.
00:30Thank you all for coming to this year's Equinox.
00:33We have some new neighbors.
00:34Everyone, please welcome Lucas and Cheney.
00:36It's their first Equinox party, so let's hope they survive.
00:39What? I'm sorry, what?
00:41Fuck!
00:43All right, everyone, let's get into it.
00:47What are you doing? Shoot them!
00:49My ass, do it!
00:59That dude exploded on me!
01:01Okay, to be fair, people typically don't die.
01:03McScruffy was late, the portal opened early.
01:05It's just one of those years.
01:13Werewolf!
01:14I know!
01:19We shouldn't have even moved here.
01:21So you take me for one and eight, two and eight, and...
01:26I'm finally starting to feel my fingers.
01:28Check it.
01:31Ha ha, gotcha, bitch.
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