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00:00:00You can learn everything you need to know about ovulation, time, and fertile dates, and all the scientific stuff.
00:00:08But when it comes right down to it, good old-fashioned lovemaking is the way that most babies are made.
00:00:17Pippi.
00:00:20Babe.
00:00:22Babe.
00:00:22Yeah?
00:00:23You did it again. You fell asleep.
00:00:25Oh, no. I'm sorry.
00:00:30Oh, no. I'm sorry. I don't want to keep you up.
00:00:36It used to be so easy.
00:00:43John?
00:00:44Honey.
00:00:49John.
00:00:52Good morning.
00:00:54Good morning.
00:00:55Hey, when I get home tonight, I want to have that baby talk again.
00:01:00What?
00:01:03Honey, we've been through this, okay?
00:01:06I know.
00:01:07But it's really important to me, okay?
00:01:09Kids were always part of our plan.
00:01:11I know.
00:01:12I know.
00:01:13I know. I know.
00:01:14I know.
00:01:15Sunday is our anniversary.
00:01:18We should take advantage of that.
00:01:21Okay.
00:01:22Okay.
00:01:23I gotta go.
00:01:24You sure?
00:01:25Yeah.
00:01:26Okay.
00:01:27Love you.
00:01:28Love you.
00:01:29Always.
00:01:30Hello, sweetheart.
00:01:31Happy early anniversary.
00:01:32Hi, Mom.
00:01:33You sound great. How's Dad?
00:01:34Oh, he's fine.
00:01:35You and John are excited about this weekend?
00:01:37We are.
00:01:38When your father and I were younger, we didn't have much money, so he made me breakfast in bed
00:01:41every morning for a week right up until the main event.
00:01:44That's what John did this morning. He made me pancakes and with maple syrup. He's so sweet.
00:02:03So, uh, are we gonna be grandparents any time soon?
00:02:09We are. We're talking about it again, Mom.
00:02:13Oh, honey, talking doesn't make babies.
00:02:17Yes, I do know that, Mom. I know how babies are made.
00:02:22It's gonna happen sooner or later.
00:02:25Hey, Mom, I gotta go. I gotta watch the road.
00:02:28Okay, honey. I'll call you over the weekend. Be safe.
00:02:31Okay, I will. Thanks. Love you.
00:02:33Love you, too.
00:02:43I'm sorry. It'll be great. Thanks.
00:02:46Oh, how do you maintain that feverish exhilaration?
00:02:48Isn't it obvious? I'm pregnant.
00:03:01Who are you?
00:03:02I'm so excited about my baby shower next week. Thank you so much for hosting this for me.
00:03:07It's gonna be incredibly beautiful, I promise.
00:03:09Can't wait.
00:03:10So, what do you got?
00:03:11Here's some themes for today's show.
00:03:13Are you okay with these?
00:03:17Yeah, they look fine.
00:03:19Well then, let's go save the world, one couple at a time.
00:03:29Good morning, Sam.
00:03:31Got a minute?
00:03:32Sure.
00:03:33Aw, I love this one.
00:03:40What can I do for you, Dave?
00:03:42Are you planning on having children in the near future?
00:03:45I know there's a lot of young mothers out there that could really use your help.
00:03:49From first-hand experience, of course.
00:03:52Many of our callers are parenting couples.
00:03:55Yeah.
00:03:56Well, the more the better.
00:03:59It's a huge market share.
00:04:01I just got out of a meeting with our advertising department.
00:04:04And, you know, the show's ratings are holding steady at that market, but...
00:04:08We're adding markets steadily.
00:04:11Your point?
00:04:12There's always room for improvement.
00:04:14It's all about the revenue.
00:04:16Is it?
00:04:17Yeah.
00:04:18Are we done?
00:04:19Sure.
00:04:20Maybe now's a bad time.
00:04:21Okay.
00:04:22Well, you think about what I said, and we'll talk about it another day.
00:04:23Ciao.
00:04:24Hi, Jenna.
00:04:25How are you?
00:04:26Can I help you?
00:04:27Yeah, I'm here to see Samantha.
00:04:28Oh, dear.
00:04:29Yeah, I'm here to see Samantha.
00:04:30And you are?
00:04:31John, her husband.
00:04:32Oh, that's right.
00:04:33You're right.
00:04:34You're right.
00:04:35And we'll talk about it another day.
00:04:36And we'll talk about it another day.
00:04:37Ciao.
00:04:38Hi, Jenna.
00:04:39How are you?
00:04:40Can I help you?
00:04:41Yeah, I'm here to see Samantha.
00:04:42And you are?
00:04:43John, her husband.
00:04:44Oh, that's right.
00:04:45You're that actor.
00:04:46I'll let her know you're here.
00:04:47Okay, great.
00:04:48Mrs. Gray?
00:04:49There's a man here to see you.
00:04:50Okay, great.
00:04:51Mrs. Gray?
00:04:52There's a man here to see you.
00:04:53I'm here to see you.
00:04:54I'm here to see you.
00:04:55I'm here to see you.
00:04:56And you are?
00:04:57John, her husband.
00:04:58Oh, that's right.
00:04:59You're that actor.
00:05:01I'll let her know you're here.
00:05:03Okay, great.
00:05:14Mrs. Gray?
00:05:15There's a man here to see you.
00:05:17She's on her way.
00:05:18Hey.
00:05:19Hey.
00:05:20Hey.
00:05:21Oh, what a surprise.
00:05:22Hi.
00:05:23Does anybody go right?
00:05:24Yeah.
00:05:25Yeah.
00:05:26No, I just thought I'd stop by.
00:05:27See if you want to maybe go to a early lunch.
00:05:28Oh, honey.
00:05:29No, I can't.
00:05:30We are preparing for air time.
00:05:31I'm sorry.
00:05:32No, I can't.
00:05:33No, I can't.
00:05:34We are preparing for air time.
00:05:35I'm sorry.
00:05:36No, I can't.
00:05:37No, I can't.
00:05:38No, I can't.
00:05:39No, I can't.
00:05:40No, I can't.
00:05:41No, I can't.
00:05:42No, I can't.
00:05:43No, I can't.
00:05:44I can't.
00:05:45You're preparing for air time.
00:05:46I'm sorry.
00:05:47Right.
00:05:48No, it's fine.
00:05:49I should have called.
00:05:50Um.
00:05:51What is it?
00:05:52I'm excited for tonight.
00:05:53We'll have our talk over dinner.
00:05:55Yep.
00:05:56Yeah.
00:05:57Um, as promised.
00:05:59Okay.
00:06:00Okay.
00:06:01You sure everything's all right?
00:06:03Yeah, I'm good.
00:06:04Okay.
00:06:05I'm good.
00:06:06Okay.
00:06:07Okay.
00:06:08Okay.
00:06:09Oh, hey, John, will you pick up my dry cleaning on your way home?
00:06:11Yeah.
00:06:12Okay.
00:06:13Sure.
00:06:14Why?
00:06:15I got nothing else to do.
00:06:16Good to see you again.
00:06:19Yeah.
00:06:20Can I talk to Vince?
00:06:21Yeah.
00:06:22Yeah.
00:06:23Yeah.
00:06:24Yeah, it's John Gray.
00:06:25Uh-huh.
00:06:26Hi.
00:06:27Can I have a black coffee?
00:06:28Yeah.
00:06:29Well, listen, I've been leaving him messages for weeks.
00:06:31Guys, have a little ice.
00:06:32I'm done.
00:06:33Yeah.
00:06:34Yeah, can I talk to Vince?
00:06:35Yeah.
00:06:36Yeah.
00:06:37It's John Gray.
00:06:38Uh-huh.
00:06:39Hi.
00:06:40Hello?
00:06:41Hello?
00:06:42Hello?
00:06:43Hello?
00:06:44Hello?
00:06:45Hello?
00:06:46Hello?
00:06:47Hello?
00:06:48Hello?
00:06:49Hello?
00:06:50Hey, can I have a black coffee?
00:06:51Yeah.
00:06:52Hello?
00:06:53Hello?
00:06:54Hi.
00:06:55Hello?
00:06:56Hello?
00:06:57Hi.
00:06:58Hello?
00:06:59Hi.
00:07:00Hello?
00:07:01Hello?
00:07:02Silence is deafening, okay?
00:07:06Yeah.
00:07:09You want to take a message?
00:07:10You know what? No, don't take a message.
00:07:12Here, just keep it.
00:07:13I'm coming down there, all right?
00:07:14Yeah, I'll see you guys in a minute.
00:07:18Okay, so what about the web series thing?
00:07:22Ooh, the producers loved you on that show.
00:07:25Well, good. That's great.
00:07:29But not for that show.
00:07:32What are you talking about? You just said that they love me.
00:07:35They do, John.
00:07:36They just thought you were incapable of dumbing down the character.
00:07:38Vince, I'm an actor, okay?
00:07:41I take what's on the page.
00:07:42I bring it to life. That's my job.
00:07:44Look, I don't make the decisions, John.
00:07:46That's just what they said.
00:07:47I need to work, all right?
00:07:49All right, look, man.
00:07:52I'll make some calls, and I'll find you something, okay?
00:07:56Yeah.
00:07:57You said that six months ago.
00:08:00Everybody goes through this, John.
00:08:02You know it's a tough business, man.
00:08:04Yeah.
00:08:05Take care.
00:08:10Welcome back.
00:08:12We still have our last caller on the line,
00:08:14but we are running out of time.
00:08:16So, in closing...
00:08:17May I?
00:08:18It's cliche, but I'm not getting any younger.
00:08:21The reason you have children is so they can take care of you when you're elderly.
00:08:24It's like breeding your own caregiver.
00:08:27That seems like a selfish reason to have a child.
00:08:30I'm just planning ahead.
00:08:32Unfortunately, we are out of time today.
00:08:39I'd like to thank all of our callers and listeners.
00:08:42Join us tomorrow as we talk about couples in their 30s and 40s having babies,
00:08:47and every father's responsibility.
00:08:49I'm Dr. Sam, addressing what most affects your life with straight talk and answers.
00:08:57Until next time, have a cozy weekend.
00:09:04Breeding your own caregiver?
00:09:07Who let that last caller through?
00:09:09She sounded sane when I was vetting her.
00:09:11Go, Philostrate.
00:09:37Stir up the Athenian youth to merriments.
00:09:39Awake the pert and nimble spirit of mirth.
00:09:43Turn melancholy forth to funerals.
00:09:46The pale companion is not for our part.
00:09:49Yes.
00:09:53Well done.
00:09:54Brilliant.
00:09:56I gotta say, it feels amazing being here.
00:09:58Thank you again, you know, for letting me sit in.
00:10:01Oh, John, anytime.
00:10:02This is your home, too.
00:10:04All right.
00:10:05I'll see you in there.
00:10:09Any special plans for your anniversary?
00:10:12Oh, I'm hoping we don't leave the house.
00:10:14I'm ovulating.
00:10:15Baby plans?
00:10:16I didn't know.
00:10:17It's been in the cards a long time.
00:10:19Good afternoon, ladies.
00:10:22Interesting show this afternoon.
00:10:24Here are your reports.
00:10:26Excuse me.
00:10:26I'm so happy for you both.
00:10:32Can't wait to hear about the details.
00:10:37Nice hand.
00:10:38Nice hand.
00:10:38Yeah.
00:10:39Dude, you don't look so good.
00:10:44I slept on the couch last night.
00:10:46Something new?
00:10:47It's a little dance we do.
00:10:49You know, I snore, she nudges, she can't sleep,
00:10:52so I go on the couch.
00:10:56Oh, gosh.
00:10:57She wants to have the baby talk again tonight.
00:10:59You've reached the having a baby crisis.
00:11:01Don't worry.
00:11:02That's just the natural progression.
00:11:03Whoa.
00:11:04Where's that written?
00:11:05No, no, no.
00:11:06Pushing the issue is the unnatural progression.
00:11:08Let's be honest.
00:11:09My career, it's in the tank right now.
00:11:11I'm not ready to have this talk again.
00:11:14It's hard watching my married friends lose their manhood one by one.
00:11:17Case in point.
00:11:18We go from the living room to the kitchen,
00:11:21and now we play cards in your garage.
00:11:24Hey, I like my garage, and it's attached, so relax.
00:11:28How many do you need?
00:11:29Uh, two.
00:11:31Two.
00:11:31One.
00:11:32I'll take two.
00:11:37Did you make any plans this weekend for the anniversary?
00:11:40No.
00:11:41No.
00:11:42Oh.
00:11:43Yeah.
00:11:44Well, you didn't forget, at least.
00:11:46Right?
00:11:46No, no, he should pretend that he did.
00:11:49Oh, it's every man's safety net.
00:11:51What?
00:11:52Dude, that has literally never worked for me.
00:11:54You love her too much.
00:11:56If you want to regain your manhood, you need to change her perception.
00:12:00I love her too much.
00:12:01It's that easy.
00:12:02That's, that's, that's, idiotic.
00:12:04I'm only trying to help here.
00:12:05Just ponder that while you're snoring on the couch tonight.
00:12:07Would you shut up?
00:12:09Look, just tell her the truth.
00:12:11No, tell her you don't want kids.
00:12:13Done deal.
00:12:13No, I do.
00:12:14I want kids.
00:12:16You know, someday.
00:12:18I, I just, you know, I thought I'd have a series by now or something.
00:12:23You know, some stability, man.
00:12:24Like I said, change her perception.
00:12:27We know where you stand on this.
00:12:30I mean, I, I can't even afford an anniversary right now.
00:12:33She knows that.
00:12:34Just, just get her something sentimental.
00:12:36I wouldn't do anything.
00:12:37Look, I'll loan you a couple of bucks.
00:12:40You can get her an inexpensive necklace.
00:12:43I fold.
00:12:53Hey.
00:12:56They're gone.
00:12:58I got your favorite.
00:13:02What is this?
00:13:04You want to open a bottle of wine?
00:13:06You know, I went by the actor's studio today.
00:13:16It's been a while.
00:13:18Did you sit in?
00:13:19Yes.
00:13:20I did.
00:13:21I did.
00:13:22Yeah.
00:13:23Just for, you know, a little bit.
00:13:26I don't know.
00:13:27I just, I lose myself in that place, you know?
00:13:30You know, I was thinking, let's just take it easy this weekend.
00:13:36Maybe I'll pack us a picnic basket.
00:13:38We can go to one of those wineries.
00:13:41I thought you wanted to...
00:13:43Yeah.
00:13:43No, let's not talk tonight.
00:13:45Let's just enjoy an evening together.
00:13:49Well, that sounds great.
00:13:52Cheers to a beautiful weekend.
00:13:57Cheers.
00:14:00Mmm.
00:14:02Looks good, huh?
00:14:03Mm-hmm.
00:14:06Hey, honey.
00:14:07I gotta run a quick errand, all right?
00:14:09I'll be right back.
00:14:10Can it wait?
00:14:11Hello?
00:14:23Where have you been?
00:14:25What is that?
00:14:29A puppy.
00:14:32I got us a puppy.
00:14:35Um, that, that could have waited.
00:14:38Hey, look at this little thing.
00:14:39Look how precious.
00:14:40John, John, we were supposed to take a drive to the vineyard.
00:14:44Now, now we have to stay home and take care of a puppy?
00:14:48You will go to any lengths to avoid this conversation, won't you?
00:14:52Whoa, whoa, time out.
00:14:53No, no, come on.
00:14:54I, I thought, you know, this is a romantic, thoughtful gesture.
00:15:00No, a picnic is romantic.
00:15:02A puppy is responsibility.
00:15:04Well, so is a baby, Samantha.
00:15:06Yeah, John, yeah.
00:15:08Your, your baby is responsibility.
00:15:10It's also a decision that two people make together.
00:15:14You don't just show up at the door with a baby under your arm and say,
00:15:17Hey, honey, look what I got you for our anniversary.
00:15:19Okay, calm down.
00:15:20I think you are, are totally overreacting on this, okay?
00:15:24Wait, okay.
00:15:25Samantha, I thought you would see this as me, you know, taking responsibility for something other than myself.
00:15:30No, I see this as a passive-aggressive move to quell my motherly instincts.
00:15:36Wait a minute, wait a second.
00:15:38Stop.
00:15:38Hey, there's lunch in that picnic basket for two.
00:15:41You and the puppy enjoy.
00:15:43I'm going for a drive.
00:15:45Samantha, are you serious?
00:15:47Yes?
00:15:47Wonderful ladies, good extensions, all the way to the horizon.
00:16:00Soft gaze, looking wonderful.
00:16:05All right.
00:16:06We know the next position.
00:16:09Soft gaze, and remember, bent knees are beautiful.
00:16:13Hey, come on, let's talk.
00:16:16Well, you can't convince him to have a baby.
00:16:19He's broken.
00:16:20Well, actually, we're all broken.
00:16:22Namaste, doctor.
00:16:24Save the shtick for the radio folk.
00:16:25All right, now, hands to your heart.
00:16:28Breathe, and chair pose.
00:16:34You have a successful career, so now you think a baby is going to be the little bow on top of your perfect life.
00:16:40You know, John is the actor, but you are the dramatic one.
00:16:45You should know by now that life is not a Norman Brockwell painting.
00:16:49He made an effort.
00:16:50He did bring you a puppy.
00:16:53I can't.
00:16:54Okay, I don't know.
00:16:55Oh, you know, I really miss that happy-go-lucky you.
00:17:01You know I hate that statement.
00:17:03It implies a lack of substance.
00:17:06All right.
00:17:07You're in a sensitive place right now.
00:17:09I get it.
00:17:10I feel like I can help everyone else with their relationships, and I can't handle my own.
00:17:21Don't you have any spiritual uplifting words for me?
00:17:28Life is a series of sequences that don't always fit together perfectly.
00:17:32Every now and then, you have to smooth over the rough edges so the pieces fit again.
00:17:38Did you memorize that from a book?
00:17:40Yes.
00:17:41Huh.
00:17:42How about a marriage counselor?
00:17:44I did think of that.
00:17:46You know, it's fun.
00:17:51She helped Brad and I.
00:17:55You and Brad had problems?
00:17:57Well, it was a long time ago.
00:18:00It was hard to train.
00:18:02She's great, though.
00:18:04Now, come on.
00:18:05Take off your wedgies.
00:18:05Jeez.
00:18:07Whew.
00:18:17Hey!
00:18:17Jake!
00:18:21Jake!
00:18:22Hey, buddy.
00:18:23It backfired.
00:18:24What are you talking about?
00:18:25I bought her a puppy, okay?
00:18:27I thought it would be, you know, a two-for-one deal.
00:18:31What?
00:18:32The anniversary, her ticking clock.
00:18:34Oh, not a good idea.
00:18:35You should have run this by me first.
00:18:37I am your attorney.
00:18:39I know you're my attorney, and you told me to change her perspective.
00:18:43So, that's what I did.
00:18:44I thought it was a good idea.
00:18:45A woman's ticking clock is a primal urge.
00:18:48You need a little more than some cute little puppy.
00:18:51I knew I shouldn't have listened to you.
00:18:52Yes, you should.
00:18:53All right, let's see what I'm dealing with here.
00:18:56We're getting a drink.
00:18:57Okay.
00:18:58I'm just going to get my keys.
00:19:00Okay.
00:19:15It's that time, but...
00:19:17I don't know, right?
00:19:20I know you were just trying to help, okay?
00:19:23You've been that way since you were kids, so thank you.
00:19:26Comrades for life, baby.
00:19:27Yes, sir.
00:19:30Okay, but listen, let's be honest with me.
00:19:34Out of all of our friends, you are the last man standing.
00:19:37Best man standing.
00:19:38Okay.
00:19:39Why haven't you settled down?
00:19:41It's just not my DNA.
00:19:42Okay, but let's be honest here, really.
00:19:46We're both on the wrong side of 30, okay?
00:19:49Debatable.
00:19:49I mean, do you really want to be alone for the rest of your life?
00:19:53Well, there are two of my future ex-girlfriends right behind you.
00:19:57That's what I'm talking about.
00:19:59That's what I'm talking about.
00:20:00Do you really want to do this?
00:20:02This for the rest of your life?
00:20:03All right.
00:20:07Do you remember our gorgeous seventh grade French teacher, Miss Kluge?
00:20:10Oh, yeah, of course.
00:20:11I kind of forget.
00:20:12What was it she always used to make us say at the end of class?
00:20:15Au revoir, mademoiselle Kluge.
00:20:18That's where it all came together for me.
00:20:20Gentlemen, you ready for another one?
00:20:22Oh, yeah.
00:20:23Oh, please?
00:20:23Sure.
00:20:24There you go.
00:20:24He's paying.
00:20:25No, he's paying.
00:20:25Someone's paying.
00:20:26I'd look forward to when she'd walk down the aisle to check our schoolwork.
00:20:34Perfume, that long, beautiful hair, and that accent.
00:20:39Dear God, that accent.
00:20:41Wow.
00:20:42There was some real emotion there.
00:20:45You never told me that.
00:20:47We had her class right before lunch.
00:20:49Why do you think I always had my hands stuffed in my front pockets while we were waiting in the lunch line?
00:20:54It wasn't to protect my lunch money.
00:20:56Ew.
00:20:56Uh-huh.
00:20:57No.
00:20:59Hmm.
00:21:00That makes sense.
00:21:01That makes sense.
00:21:02You know, Samantha's always been Samantha.
00:21:07Driven, quirky, outspoken, eccentric.
00:21:11She's wanted a baby as long as I've known her.
00:21:15What's changed with you?
00:21:17I just want to be ready, you know?
00:21:21Oh, hi.
00:21:23Hi.
00:21:25Hello.
00:21:25You were five minutes late.
00:21:29Oh.
00:21:30You're ten minutes late.
00:21:31What?
00:21:31That's terrible.
00:21:32Yeah.
00:21:33Yeah.
00:21:33You're ten minutes late.
00:21:34Come here.
00:21:34Come here.
00:21:34Oh, you really are adorable, aren't you?
00:21:50Oh, you're ten minutes late.
00:21:51welcome.
00:21:55Hello?
00:22:15John.
00:22:19What is it?
00:22:24Don't, Donnie.
00:22:26John!
00:22:49No way, no way, no way, no way, no.
00:23:17Oh, Samantha.
00:23:20Samantha!
00:23:22Samantha, are you serious?
00:23:23You changed the locks?
00:23:26What?
00:23:27Over a puppy?
00:23:31It's not about the puppy.
00:23:33Oh, come on.
00:23:34You are overreacting, okay?
00:23:37Really?
00:23:38Where were you?
00:23:39I was with Jake.
00:23:40I was with Jake, okay?
00:23:41And I was thinking about you.
00:23:43John, I called you.
00:23:45I heard female voices on the other line.
00:23:48Honey, honey, no, no.
00:23:51I can't explain that, all right?
00:24:02I can't believe this.
00:24:04Hey.
00:24:05What?
00:24:06I can't let you in.
00:24:07What?
00:24:08Are you kidding me?
00:24:09I'm locked out of my house.
00:24:11Samantha, call Kiki, all right?
00:24:13She's getting ready to go over there right now.
00:24:14It doesn't look good for you, buddy.
00:24:15If I let you in, Kiki's gonna have me sleep in the doghouse.
00:24:16Grant, are you serious?
00:24:17I can't.
00:24:18I can't.
00:24:19I can't.
00:24:20I can't.
00:24:21I can't.
00:24:22I can't.
00:24:23I can't.
00:24:24I can't.
00:24:25Hey.
00:24:26What?
00:24:27I can't.
00:24:28I can't.
00:24:29Hey.
00:24:30What?
00:24:31What?
00:24:32What?
00:24:33What?
00:24:34I can't let you in.
00:24:35What?
00:24:36Are you kidding me?
00:24:37I'm locked out of my house.
00:24:38Samantha, call Kiki, all right?
00:24:39She's getting ready to go over there right now.
00:24:40It doesn't look good for you, buddy.
00:24:41If I let you in, Kiki's gonna have me sleep in the doghouse.
00:24:42Brad, are you serious?
00:24:43I can't.
00:24:44I can't.
00:24:45Man, you can call me tomorrow.
00:24:46All right, I'll explain.
00:24:47You don't get it.
00:24:48I have literally slept in our dog's house.
00:24:52Our dog's house, John.
00:24:55Okay.
00:25:07Great.
00:25:08Yeah, this is fine, dude.
00:25:13What is that?
00:25:14Kombucha tea.
00:25:15It's good for the soul.
00:25:17Thanks.
00:25:22It's horrible.
00:25:23So have you named him yet?
00:25:26No.
00:25:27Ooh, you should name him Killer and teach him to growl every time he smells John's scent.
00:25:32I cannot talk to my mom right now.
00:25:43Don't.
00:25:50I can't believe tomorrow is my anniversary.
00:25:52What is happening?
00:25:53All men need a wake-up call from time to time.
00:25:56It's the marital shock therapy of modern day.
00:25:59I changed the locks.
00:26:01Is that a little bit too much?
00:26:03All right.
00:26:04All right, let's stand up.
00:26:05Hands to your heart.
00:26:08Breathe.
00:26:09And chair pose.
00:26:12Come on.
00:26:13Let's go.
00:26:14Not right now.
00:26:15No.
00:26:16Okay.
00:26:18Where do you think he is?
00:26:20You shouldn't be thinking about that.
00:26:23I hope he knows I was just trying to make a point.
00:26:25I mean, I...
00:26:29Maybe I should call him.
00:26:30No.
00:26:31If you do that, he won't learn anything.
00:26:36Now, are you sure it was women's voices you heard?
00:26:39Yeah.
00:26:40Yeah.
00:26:41Yeah.
00:26:42Loud music.
00:26:43He was definitely at a bar.
00:26:47Yeah, I'd make him sweat it out for an extra week.
00:26:51At least.
00:26:58Thanks for staying with me.
00:26:59Of course.
00:27:00Oh, and don't answer the phone if he tries calling.
00:27:04Hey, I have an idea.
00:27:05Brad and I are going horseback riding this afternoon.
00:27:07Why don't you come with us?
00:27:08I think it'd do you some good.
00:27:10Uh...
00:27:11Honestly, I don't know if I'm in the mood considering that...
00:27:14Oh.
00:27:15Yeah.
00:27:16Well, just give it some thought, okay?
00:27:18Okay.
00:27:20Love you.
00:27:22Love him.
00:27:23It's gonna be okay.
00:27:24Everything's gonna work out.
00:27:29Sorry.
00:27:36Oh yeah.
00:27:38Okay.
00:27:39Take a look.
00:27:40All right.
00:27:41Huang.
00:27:52Ohlar.
00:27:53Okay.
00:27:55Come on.
00:27:56If you want to talk, I'll listen.
00:28:07Happy anniversary.
00:28:19I'm sorry, okay?
00:28:22I know what you must have thought.
00:28:24I know you were with some girls.
00:28:26Look, that was Jake, okay?
00:28:29I wasn't paying attention to him, baby, I promise.
00:28:31I mean, I was thinking about you.
00:28:33I called you back as soon as I saw that you called me.
00:28:38I trust you.
00:28:39It's just, all of this is happening
00:28:41because you are avoiding a conversation
00:28:44that we need to have sooner rather than later.
00:28:47I know, I just, I don't, I don't understand
00:28:49what the rush is, you know?
00:28:50We're both so young.
00:28:52It's our second wedding anniversary.
00:28:54I'm 34.
00:28:56I'm...
00:28:57My biological clock is ticking and I'm...
00:29:01What?
00:29:02I'm...
00:29:03I'm worried.
00:29:04I'm really worried that we won't be able to have a baby.
00:29:07I just wish both of our careers were, you know, more successful.
00:29:17It's not about the money.
00:29:20We're doing fine.
00:29:22No, no.
00:29:23You're doing fine.
00:29:24You're great.
00:29:25I'm...
00:29:29I'm in a rut.
00:29:32It's not a rut.
00:29:34It's just an ebb and flow.
00:29:37It's the timing of it all, you know, right?
00:29:41I just feel like you have one thing on your mind, having a baby.
00:29:45And that's, that's all you're focused on.
00:29:48No.
00:29:49I'm focused on us.
00:29:52Okay.
00:29:54It just doesn't always feel that way.
00:30:00Maybe we should talk to someone.
00:30:11What?
00:30:12Like a therapist?
00:30:13Like a marriage counselor.
00:30:15Honey, honey.
00:30:17You're, you're a doctor of psychology.
00:30:20I know I am, but I still think a third party perspective would benefit us both.
00:30:25Okay.
00:30:26Guess?
00:30:27No, it's not a day, I guess.
00:30:28Close enough.
00:30:29Wow, you're on fire today.
00:30:46So, how was it?
00:30:48Did you stay in all weekend?
00:30:50Well, John got me a puppy.
00:30:52I got mad.
00:30:53He got drunk with a friend.
00:30:54I changed the locks and he slept in his car.
00:30:57And now we're gonna see a marriage counselor this afternoon.
00:31:00Well, the marriage counselor part of that is good then, right?
00:31:04I think so.
00:31:07Oh.
00:31:08Oh.
00:31:09Oh.
00:31:10Your baby shower is gonna be the best shower you have ever seen.
00:31:15Well, looks like we're back.
00:31:17All right.
00:31:18Let's keep this going.
00:31:27And welcome back to the show.
00:31:29We are going to end our show with a first time caller.
00:31:33Let's welcome Pierre to the show.
00:31:35Pierre, you're on the air.
00:31:37Bonjour, mon chéri.
00:31:39Thank you for accepting my call.
00:31:41Pierre, you sound French.
00:31:43We don't get many European callers here in Albuquerque.
00:31:47Oui, oui, I understand.
00:31:50I was hoping that perhaps you may be able to guide me through a difficult time in my relationship.
00:32:00Of course.
00:32:01That is why I'm here.
00:32:02It is my wife.
00:32:04I love her with all of my heart, but sometimes I don't feel the same kind of love from her.
00:32:14And why do you feel that?
00:32:17I'm not sure.
00:32:19Well, the recognition of unconditional love is at the cornerstone of every relationship.
00:32:28It is important to remember that.
00:32:31How does one identify that?
00:32:34It's hard work.
00:32:35It is not easy.
00:32:37It sounds like you're having trouble identifying your role in your relationship.
00:32:43It's not uncommon.
00:32:46What is your wife's career?
00:32:48She's in the business of healing.
00:32:54That's wonderful.
00:32:56Oui, oui.
00:32:57Yes, she's very smart.
00:32:59Very smart.
00:33:00But her perception of love is intolerance.
00:33:04It's almost regimental.
00:33:13Pierre, this is all we have time for today.
00:33:15I would love to continue this tomorrow.
00:33:18Would that be okay?
00:33:20Certainly.
00:33:24I can't wait.
00:33:27That is all we have time for today.
00:33:29I'm Dr. Sam.
00:33:31Until next time, bye-bye.
00:33:36That was an interesting call.
00:33:38Who doesn't love a French accent?
00:33:40I have a feeling there is something more under the surface with this caller.
00:33:46I hope he really does call back.
00:33:50Your decision to take this first step is the beginning of the healing process for many.
00:33:54So with that said, congratulations.
00:33:56Do you ask true or false questions?
00:33:59This is a process.
00:34:01We may discuss an array of issues over many sessions before we arrive at the root of what's causing marital conflict.
00:34:13Um, I don't know where to begin.
00:34:15I understand it was your second wedding anniversary yesterday?
00:34:20Yes.
00:34:21It was.
00:34:23And it was not what I expected.
00:34:26I'll take responsibility for that.
00:34:29Tell me, John.
00:34:30What does Samantha mean?
00:34:32Okay.
00:34:33I got her a puppy.
00:34:35We should name it, by the way.
00:34:37She wants a baby.
00:34:38Okay?
00:34:39And I got her a puppy.
00:34:40A puppy is not a substitute for a child.
00:34:46That's what I really want for us.
00:34:48And we were supposed to go on this romantic picnic.
00:34:53And instead, he came home with the puppy.
00:34:57Samantha, how am I supposed to take care of a baby when I can barely help take care of us?
00:35:01You don't have to help take care of us.
00:35:03We take care of us.
00:35:06This is good.
00:35:07We're wasting no time here.
00:35:08John, do you desire to feel the burden of responsibility?
00:35:13I think we're touching on self-esteem issues here.
00:35:17Self-esteem issues?
00:35:19Yeah.
00:35:20You know what?
00:35:21Wow.
00:35:22I can actually...
00:35:23This room, it just...
00:35:24It really brings the emotions out.
00:35:25I can feel it.
00:35:26Most arrive at this phase at about the same time.
00:35:29Their second anniversary.
00:35:31A colleague just published research on this phenomena.
00:35:35Couples who have not resolved their major differences, such as having a child within those crucial early years, face a greater risk of failure.
00:35:42Yes, I did just read about this.
00:35:44Okay, that sounds a little ridiculous to me.
00:35:50What?
00:35:51John, it is my natural urge to have a child.
00:35:57Okay.
00:35:58Well, it is my natural urge to discuss it and plan for it.
00:36:04That's...
00:36:05That's my natural instinct.
00:36:07Hey, babe, come on.
00:36:22She can't be right about everything.
00:36:24She is a professional therapist.
00:36:26Look, I love you, but I am exhausted and I need to get a good night's sleep.
00:36:36Do you think you could sleep on the couch again tonight?
00:36:40What?
00:36:45Yeah, sure.
00:36:51Please take care of... him.
00:36:54Okay.
00:37:09This is all your fault.
00:37:12You know that.
00:37:14We're both in the doghouse.
00:37:21Good morning.
00:37:22Hi.
00:37:27You look happy.
00:37:28I was just thinking we should travel to France someday.
00:37:32Drive along the countryside.
00:37:35Visit all the wineries.
00:37:37It would be so romantic.
00:37:39Yeah, yeah, I would love that.
00:37:41Learn the culture, the language.
00:37:45Okay.
00:37:49Are you okay?
00:37:50Yeah.
00:37:51Just finally got some sleep last night.
00:37:54Oh, I'm late.
00:37:55Okay.
00:37:56I gotta go.
00:37:57Okay.
00:37:58Oh, reminder.
00:37:59Phoebe's baby shower is this Saturday, so I could really use your help with that.
00:38:03I will be there.
00:38:04Okay.
00:38:06Love you.
00:38:07Love you.
00:38:08Bye.
00:38:09Bye.
00:38:11Hello.
00:38:12You John Gray?
00:38:13Maybe.
00:38:14Mind taking this off my hands?
00:38:15Yeah.
00:38:16It's heavy.
00:38:17What is this?
00:38:18Sign on the line, please.
00:38:19What is it with you guys?
00:38:20You're always in a hurry.
00:38:21Is that like a job requirement?
00:38:22Okay.
00:38:24Have a great day, sunshine.
00:38:25What?
00:38:26What?
00:38:27What is this?
00:38:28What?
00:38:29What is this?
00:38:30What?
00:38:31What?
00:38:32What is this?
00:38:33Okay.
00:38:34Dude, you're gonna be a dad.
00:38:35Oh, no.
00:38:36The birth partner.
00:38:37What?
00:38:38What?
00:38:39What?
00:38:40What is this?
00:38:41What?
00:38:42What's this?
00:38:43Okay.
00:38:44Oh.
00:38:45Dude, you're gonna be a dad.
00:38:48Oh, no.
00:38:49The birth partner.
00:38:50Dude, you're going to be a dad.
00:39:00Oh, no.
00:39:03The birth partner.
00:39:07You think Mommy's trying to tell me something?
00:39:10Huh?
00:39:13Congratulations.
00:39:15Our French caller, Pierre,
00:39:17has generated the biggest buzz from our listeners
00:39:20than any other caller in our show's history.
00:39:23Oh, wow, that's wonderful.
00:39:25I guess he really struck a chord with our listeners.
00:39:28Mm-hmm.
00:39:30Hey, is there anyone else you want to invite to your baby shower?
00:39:34Preferably friends with kids, infants, toddlers?
00:39:38I don't have that many friends in Albuquerque.
00:39:41Acquaintances are fine.
00:39:43I was thinking of a more intimate baby shower,
00:39:45something small and quiet.
00:39:48Keep it simple.
00:39:49You know what?
00:39:49You're right.
00:39:50This is your shower.
00:39:52What about your husband's friends?
00:39:54Please.
00:39:54Please.
00:39:54And learn.
00:39:56Okay, come check.
00:39:57Keep it from nowhere.
00:39:58I'll try.
00:39:59Bye, do you have time for yourself.
00:40:00Be faithful.
00:40:01Oh, I eat-
00:40:16I'm a pretty good.
00:40:17Bye, do you have time for those?
00:40:19Bye, do you have time for those babies who?
00:40:20Bye.
00:40:21Bye, do you have time for us?
00:40:21Bye, yeah.
00:40:22Bye.
00:40:23All right, Eddie. See you tomorrow.
00:40:33Well, hello, sweetheart. Have a seat.
00:40:35Oh, okay. Hi, I'm John.
00:40:39Okay. Not often a cutie like you walks in here.
00:40:44Uh, yeah. You know, I just wanted to see what kind of jobs you had to offer.
00:40:50You know, what they might pay.
00:40:51Well, that depends on your skill set, sweetie.
00:40:57Have we met before? You look familiar to me.
00:41:00No, I don't think so.
00:41:02I mean, you know, I never forget a beautiful face, so...
00:41:05Oh, watch out now. Okay.
00:41:07So tell me, handsome, what are some of your job skills?
00:41:10Job skills. Uh, I was an actor.
00:41:14You know, mainly in college. Stuff like that.
00:41:18Well, this is in Central Casting, so I can't help you there.
00:41:20Um, let's see. Here's something perfect for an actor.
00:41:25Have you ever waited tables before?
00:41:27No. No, no. I don't have the patience for that.
00:41:31I thought you were an actor.
00:41:33Okay. Scratch that.
00:41:35How about construction?
00:41:36I'm more of a, you know, hang-a-shelf, birdhouse kind of guy.
00:41:42Probably shouldn't be building someone's house.
00:41:44Okay, so you're a challenge.
00:41:48Hmm. Can you drive?
00:41:50And don't tell me your feet are broken, neither.
00:41:52Yes. No. Driving, I can do.
00:41:55Okay. Well, you don't need me then, sweetie.
00:41:58Call these guys.
00:41:58Well, not all people have the strength and fortitude to stay committed in the tough times of their relationship.
00:42:13It is time for a quick commercial break. We will be right back.
00:42:17Do you think Pierre will call in?
00:42:22Oh, I hope so.
00:42:24Well, our listeners are hoping so.
00:42:26They're calling in from everywhere, wanting to know more about our mysterious Frenchman.
00:42:31It's him on line one.
00:42:33Is it really? Okay, get him on, quickly.
00:42:34Gotcha.
00:43:04Your previous call has been on all of our minds here at the studio and also our listeners back at home.
00:43:12And we are all dying to know.
00:43:16How are you doing right now?
00:43:18I wish I could tell you I was better, but I cannot.
00:43:23I'm sorry to hear that.
00:43:27Unfortunately, I have begun to believe that maybe we have reached the beginning of the end.
00:43:32Is that really what you want?
00:43:36Yeah, maybe it's for the best.
00:43:39Sometimes you can love enough to say goodbye.
00:43:42If you truly love someone, you never give up on them, no matter what the circumstances.
00:43:51It seems like you've already decided to give up.
00:43:55Well, lovers can change and grow a part.
00:44:00People do change, but love is love.
00:44:03The capacity to love never changes.
00:44:09Pierre?
00:44:11I think I will ask for a divorce.
00:44:16I am so sorry to hear that.
00:44:21I should have asked you this before.
00:44:25Is your wife also French, or is she American?
00:44:29She's American.
00:44:31Any children?
00:44:32No, no, none.
00:44:36She desires children, but I am not ready, which is our biggest imbassé.
00:44:42Why?
00:44:45My question, not easy to answer.
00:44:48There is something that is not adding up here.
00:44:52What are you keeping secret?
00:44:55I answer your questions honestly.
00:44:58I speak from the heart, always.
00:45:00Oh, Pierre, we, it is time for us to take a commercial break.
00:45:10We will keep you on hold for a few minutes.
00:45:12Is that okay?
00:45:14Oui, oui.
00:45:15Okay.
00:45:20Can you believe it?
00:45:23There is something about him.
00:45:26I, I can't quite put my finger on it.
00:45:30Good or bad?
00:45:31I don't know.
00:45:33Well, our phone lines are blowing up with callers.
00:45:35This guy's dynamite.
00:45:37Everyone has something to say about our Frenchman.
00:45:40You're awesome.
00:45:46He hung off.
00:45:52I can do this.
00:45:54I can do this.
00:45:57This is fine.
00:45:57What's going on?
00:46:12You, you sounded a little upset on the phone.
00:46:15Recently, I had this caller on the show.
00:46:20A French guy.
00:46:21Ooh-la-la, everyone loves their French accent.
00:46:25It's not just his accent.
00:46:27It's his choice of words, his tone of voice.
00:46:34I think he's really hurting.
00:46:37Pierre.
00:46:38Pierre?
00:46:39So he has a name?
00:46:41You've never said that about a caller before.
00:46:43There's just this sense of familiarity about him.
00:46:46Well, don't do anything you're going to regret.
00:46:49You know me better than that.
00:46:52I do have something I have to admit.
00:46:55I've been daydreaming about him.
00:46:57I, I don't know how he looks.
00:46:59I don't know anything about him.
00:47:01And you need to keep it that way.
00:47:03I'm smart enough to know what this is about.
00:47:05This is about John.
00:47:07I just wish that he viewed our marriage like this caller views his.
00:47:11You need to get that resolved with John.
00:47:14I mean, I know I'm a little bit hard on him,
00:47:16but you two really are meant for each other.
00:47:20You're both just a little off right now.
00:47:25Yeah.
00:47:30Hey.
00:47:31Hey.
00:47:33What is that?
00:47:34I am going to cook us something special for dinner tonight.
00:47:38Chicken cordon bleu.
00:47:39You still have France on your mind.
00:47:42And I got this little number.
00:47:49What do you think about this for dessert?
00:47:54Uh, you know what?
00:47:55I just remembered, I left my, my script at Jake's.
00:47:59What script?
00:48:00Oh, that's right.
00:48:01I never even told you about that.
00:48:02Um, I have a producer's callback tomorrow.
00:48:07Bane, that's awesome.
00:48:10I know, yeah.
00:48:10Uh, so I'm going to go, I should probably go get it.
00:48:13Uh, okay.
00:48:14We can't wait until after dinner and dessert?
00:48:18Yeah.
00:48:19Well, I should probably rehearse after dinner, so.
00:48:21Let me just, let me go get it.
00:48:23I'll be right back.
00:48:24John.
00:48:24Well, okay.
00:48:37Want another beer?
00:48:38No, I'm fine.
00:48:41Look, you can't keep hiding from her.
00:48:43I'm not hiding.
00:48:45I'm avoiding.
00:48:48So, a French teddy.
00:48:53Mm-hmm.
00:48:54God, that's extremely sexy.
00:48:55I know.
00:48:56So what?
00:48:57She's into things French.
00:49:02Look, all I'm saying is you can't keep this up much longer.
00:49:05Lay your cards on the table and tell her.
00:49:08Kids are out of the question for right now.
00:49:10There's more to it than that.
00:49:16Like what?
00:49:20Nothing.
00:49:21Nothing.
00:49:22It's like my imagination.
00:49:24Maybe you should just give in.
00:49:26Start learning nursery rhymes.
00:49:28Ugh.
00:49:29Mm-hmm.
00:49:31Dave wants to talk to us.
00:49:33Both of us?
00:49:34What does he want to complain about now?
00:49:36Knock, knock.
00:49:40Who's there?
00:49:42It's Dave.
00:49:43Good morning, ladies.
00:49:45Good morning.
00:49:47We need to talk about the show's trajectory.
00:49:50The new demographics to be more precise.
00:49:53Didn't we already cover this?
00:49:55Well, you know how those corporate folks and research groups are.
00:49:58Aren't you one of those corporate folks?
00:50:01Oh, can we get to the point?
00:50:03You know, corporate feels that we are neglecting the teen market.
00:50:08We're nearly 30% below in the percentile there.
00:50:11I'm sorry, teen market?
00:50:13I thought they wanted more listeners with children.
00:50:16Which is it?
00:50:17Don't shoot the messenger.
00:50:19Teens are not part of our demographic.
00:50:21We established that since day one.
00:50:24You know, your contract negotiations are coming up in a couple of weeks.
00:50:29We'd love it if you could be on board with us at that time.
00:50:32That sounds like a threat.
00:50:34We don't need a focus group determining the format of our show every week.
00:50:39Think about what I just said.
00:50:42No need.
00:50:43Hmm.
00:50:44That is a knee-jerk reaction.
00:50:47But I'm sure we'll all be in agreement before our negotiations start.
00:50:52Strong-arming.
00:50:54That's not fair.
00:50:55Oh, haven't you heard?
00:50:58Life's not fair, honey.
00:51:01Ciao.
00:51:05That man is going to send me into labor.
00:51:09Early.
00:51:09Wow.
00:51:24This is phenomenal.
00:51:26I told you it was going to be the best baby shower you have ever seen.
00:51:31I don't know most of these people.
00:51:33Oh, who cares?
00:51:33They all brought gifts.
00:51:34Wow.
00:51:36I must say, I'm impressed.
00:51:39Congratulations.
00:51:40Yeah.
00:51:42That's good.
00:51:43So do you think you could have been a little more subtle?
00:51:46I know what you're doing.
00:51:47I do too.
00:51:48I'm throwing a baby shower.
00:51:50You're a doctor of psychology.
00:51:52You're the dear Abby of modern times.
00:51:54But when it comes to your own relationship, you're a mess.
00:51:56I don't know what you're talking about.
00:51:58Inviting all these kids here is not going to help.
00:52:00You're scaring John off.
00:52:03I mean, even I'd scream foul.
00:52:04Wait, John, where did he go?
00:52:06He wasn't picking up his phone.
00:52:07I thought he was supposed to help you.
00:52:08I know.
00:52:09Hey.
00:52:09Oh, hi.
00:52:11Hey.
00:52:11Oh, hey.
00:52:12Where have you been?
00:52:14Um, black car surgeon.
00:52:16I'm sorry.
00:52:16Okay.
00:52:17Well, you said you were going to help.
00:52:19Yeah, I know what I said, Samantha.
00:52:21Okay, I'm doing my best.
00:52:22Okay, well, I don't know what else you want me to say.
00:52:24Oh, God.
00:52:24Go find your mom.
00:52:26Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:52:26Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:52:29Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:52:37I'm sorry.
00:52:39I'm so sorry.
00:52:40Just go upstairs, please.
00:52:43You know what?
00:52:44Maybe I should have never showed up in the first place, huh?
00:52:46Oh.
00:52:56What?
00:53:06What do you want?
00:53:10I just wanted to see if you were okay.
00:53:14I'm sorry about earlier.
00:53:17All right, it was an accident.
00:53:21I honestly don't think that you care.
00:53:23Well, I could say the same thing.
00:53:29You know, when I first met you, I almost forgot to breathe.
00:53:36It was...
00:53:37It was like inner pandemonium and perpetual bliss at the same time.
00:53:44And now I...
00:53:45I don't even know how I feel anymore.
00:53:49What is that supposed to mean?
00:53:57Please just leave me alone.
00:54:01Sam.
00:54:01Sam.
00:54:01Sam.
00:54:19Oh.
00:54:24Hey, Vince.
00:54:26You decided to call me on a Sunday.
00:54:28I hope this is good news.
00:54:30Yeah, sorry about that.
00:54:32How are you holding up?
00:54:33Well, I need work.
00:54:36Okay, look, John.
00:54:37I got to drop you from a roster, man.
00:54:42What?
00:54:42What are you...
00:54:43What are you...
00:54:43You're dropping me?
00:54:45Hey, it's not me, okay, buddy?
00:54:46It's the agency.
00:54:48They're telling me I need to drop all my dead weight around here.
00:54:52You understand, right?
00:54:53Oh.
00:54:54Oh, I'm dead weight.
00:54:56That's what I am?
00:54:56I'm dead weight?
00:54:57No, Vince.
00:54:58I don't understand, okay?
00:55:00Do you understand this?
00:55:03John.
00:55:04Hello.
00:55:09It's Pierre.
00:55:10He's online one.
00:55:11Great.
00:55:12Keep him on the line.
00:55:13I'll bring him on air after the intro.
00:55:14He doesn't want to go live.
00:55:17He wants to speak with you privately.
00:55:27Pierre?
00:55:29I was hoping you would call.
00:55:32Why can't we put you on the air?
00:55:33I have a desire to speak with you without the ears of the world burdening my words.
00:55:41I would like that, but I am about to go on air.
00:55:45Leave me your number.
00:55:47I'll call you back.
00:55:48May we meet?
00:55:50At the cafe?
00:55:55Are you there?
00:55:56Sorry, um, I'm here.
00:56:02Yes, I will meet you.
00:56:04I believe it's worth it.
00:56:06I want to help you.
00:56:08I as well.
00:56:12This is strictly professional.
00:56:13There is a small cafe on the corner of, um, Rio Grande and Jackson.
00:56:21We, we are not at this, uh, one o'clock.
00:56:26Or at one.
00:56:32What are you doing?
00:56:33I heard the whole conversation.
00:56:42I'm doing this because I want to help his marriage.
00:56:45You realize you're tempting fate.
00:56:47You never meet with a caller.
00:56:50There's something resonating in his voice.
00:56:53I, I, I don't, I feel like I know him.
00:56:56That's exactly why you shouldn't meet with him.
00:56:58I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I
00:57:28Hey.
00:57:42Hi.
00:57:49I can't believe you're here.
00:57:50Um, yeah, I had a lunch with a work colleague.
00:57:56How about you?
00:57:58I got an audition downtown.
00:58:03Can you believe it?
00:58:05That's great.
00:58:07I'm really happy for you.
00:58:13Um, listen, I know this isn't the best place or time to say this, but, um, I can't get what
00:58:25you said last night out of my head.
00:58:26Yeah.
00:58:27I do.
00:58:28So is, you know, is he or she late?
00:58:41No, um, I'm just early.
00:58:46You know me.
00:58:48Yeah.
00:58:49I sure do.
00:58:51I gotta get going.
00:58:52But, uh, I'll see you at home.
00:58:53Yeah.
00:58:54Good luck.
00:58:55Thanks.
00:58:56Good luck.
00:58:57Thanks.
00:58:58Good luck.
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00:59:28OK.
00:59:29All right.
00:59:30I asked her to meet me at a cafe as Pierre, and she agreed.
00:59:33Well, that's not good.
00:59:35And then she showed up and she looked great.
00:59:38Oh, that's not good.
00:59:40I know.
00:59:41I know.
00:59:42Sorry, buddy.
00:59:43It's over.
00:59:44Just as good as an affair.
00:59:45She went over the line.
00:59:46What?
00:59:47I don't even know why I tempted her, you know?
00:59:48Doesn't matter.
00:59:49Intent is 9-tenths of the law.
00:59:50Pierre isn't real.
00:59:52I made him up yes he is I'm looking at him you know what I don't I don't I need
01:00:00you to help me not make fun of me
01:00:04unbelievable oh Pierre you're exactly as I imagined so so handsome and debonair
01:00:12and French oh hello my beautiful flower
01:00:15my sherry let us sip champagne and read poetry oh your accent I love the way the
01:00:24words how they come out of your mouth he didn't show up I was hoping he wouldn't
01:00:38I wanted to meet him I I had to know know what what are you looking for
01:00:45I told you I'm trying to help him
01:00:49maybe it's better he didn't show up you don't seem so sure nothing feels the same anymore
01:01:05you know when you said that you don't know how you feel about me anymore
01:01:26that really hurt
01:01:37that's not always how I feel
01:01:38I I know I just I would I would never say that to you
01:01:43I don't know maybe this marriage counselor's right you know maybe
01:01:54I don't know if we can't agree on having a baby by now maybe we never will
01:01:57I think we can I think
01:02:04we're eight days past our second anniversary so maybe we're the exception
01:02:14well I think we both need to figure out what's broken
01:02:17what do you what do you what do you think
01:02:25I think we need some time apart
01:02:39surprise
01:02:50hi
01:02:51hi
01:02:51mom
01:02:52dad
01:02:54your mother just drove seven hours straight
01:02:57What a wonderful surprise.
01:02:59Where's the bathroom?
01:03:00Still upstairs, Phil.
01:03:02When did you guys get a puppy?
01:03:05Oh, what's your name?
01:03:07We haven't been to him yet. He's a rescue.
01:03:10Seven straight hours, I'm telling you.
01:03:12Your mother's trying to kill me.
01:03:14Mom, why didn't you call us and tell us that you were coming?
01:03:17We wanted to surprise you both.
01:03:19Your father and I needed to get out of the house.
01:03:22He'll be there for half an hour.
01:03:23Let's talk.
01:03:27Put your stuff in the guest bedroom.
01:03:34Mom, I love you, but what are you really doing here?
01:03:38Honey, I'm your mother.
01:03:40You think I don't know if something's wrong with my baby girl?
01:03:44Nothing's wrong. Everything's fine.
01:03:47A mother always knows.
01:03:50I'm telling you, you drove down for no reason.
01:03:54Oh, honey.
01:03:56Fine.
01:03:57Hey.
01:03:58You are all set.
01:04:00I'll leave you two alone. I gotta unpack, okay?
01:04:03Good night.
01:04:04I don't want them to know that anything's wrong.
01:04:15How long are they staying here?
01:04:17I don't know. I didn't even know they were coming.
01:04:21Act like everything's fine between us. Right now.
01:04:24Yeah.
01:04:25Fine. I'll play along.
01:04:26Fine. I'll play along.
01:04:29I'll play along.
01:04:30I'll play along.
01:04:31I devilائicёр fucking.
01:04:32Here, sit down or tie.
01:04:33See you next time.
01:04:34Here we go.
01:04:35Oh God, you're trying to figure it out!
01:04:36Now, Dad, how could you do?
01:04:37было.
01:04:38It's fine quite.
01:04:39Whoa, we just took an eye on a vest.
01:04:40Oh, you did get a construction product product,
01:04:41I Peter.
01:04:42Oh.
01:04:43how long has he been sleeping on the couch oh his snoring keeps me up at night the cushions
01:05:06are molded to his body mom you are reading way too much into this am i yes you're not the only
01:05:12relationship specialist in this family mom i love you but i have to go to work you still have that
01:05:20grill in the backyard um yeah why your father and i want to make a barbecue this afternoon oh god
01:05:27i'm really not up for that right now oh come on it'll be fun we'll take care of everything
01:05:31invite your friends you know what that sounds great
01:05:37bye
01:05:43yeah for sure
01:05:47hey i didn't know you guys got a puppy what's his name oh he doesn't have a name
01:05:52first round's ready
01:05:55this is incredible thank you so much everyone mom and dad put everything together
01:06:04how about a toast i got this
01:06:07a wise old man once said something that i'll never forget
01:06:14pain is inevitable but suffering is optional john samantha i'm glad you guys are working things out
01:06:23you are such an idiot what that was heartfelt
01:06:27you never cease to amaze me are you two cut from the same cloth
01:06:32hey i know he's an idiot sometimes but he's still my best friend so take it easy
01:06:36all right hey will you pass the course off please
01:06:38so everybody here knows
01:06:40who cares
01:06:43all right let's all just calm down and everybody take a breath
01:06:46okay why don't you have another drink kiki
01:06:49okay jake
01:06:50you need to leave
01:06:52no jake you don't need to leave
01:06:54this is my house too okay
01:06:55well someone here has to take charge and i say he's leaving
01:06:59oh really
01:06:59yeah
01:07:00oh there she goes again everybody dr sam
01:07:02taking charge of the world
01:07:04i've heard enough
01:07:05you know this was your idea in the first place putting on the charade for your family
01:07:09i was ready to leave before they got here
01:07:11really go ahead i'd like to watch you try
01:07:14i am the only one supporting us
01:07:16wow
01:07:21john john i shouldn't have said that
01:07:33yeah but you did
01:07:34you're really gonna go through with this
01:07:36i'll be back tomorrow to get more of my things
01:07:39i mean if that's okay with you or do you want to change the locks again
01:07:42god can we have a conversation without insulting each other
01:07:45why do you always get to decide when we talk
01:07:48was leaving me part of your anniversary plans
01:07:51no not getting you pregnant was part of my anniversary plans
01:07:54i just want us to have a family
01:07:58well so do i samantha
01:07:59but what i don't need is is a marriage counselor or your biological clock forcing the issue
01:08:04i'm just you know what i'm never gonna live up to your standards and that's fine
01:08:10is it is that john
01:08:26i don't want him parked out in front all night
01:08:32well maybe we should just invite him in
01:08:35no i don't want him in the house
01:08:41come on
01:08:43show him the dog's house
01:08:46you can be so cold
01:08:48all right
01:08:53he can sleep on the cot in the garage
01:08:57one night
01:08:59okay
01:09:00i'll go get him
01:09:03you shed some light on this whole thing
01:09:10but you still need to man up
01:09:12and make amends
01:09:13for what
01:09:14her forcing me into fatherhood
01:09:17i'm sorry i cannot be steamrolled like brad
01:09:19all right
01:09:19hey
01:09:20i i i didn't
01:09:21i didn't mean like that
01:09:23brad is an amazing stay-at-home dad
01:09:25we chose what works for us
01:09:27right
01:09:28yeah
01:09:29right
01:09:29are you just afraid of being responsible for something greater than yourself
01:09:33no
01:09:34no
01:09:35what's the problem
01:09:37samantha believes in you she's been supportive with the ups and downs of your career
01:09:43but you have to start looking at the situation through her eyes
01:09:47yeah
01:09:48otherwise you're just being selfish you know
01:09:50yeah
01:09:51yeah selfish
01:09:52selfish
01:09:53start acting like the husband she knows you are
01:09:57and stop running away from her
01:10:00honey can i come in
01:10:06yeah
01:10:07i'm sorry mom
01:10:11i just
01:10:11didn't want to disappoint you and dad
01:10:16you know you could have always talked to me about this
01:10:20i would never judge
01:10:22what's that
01:10:28something i put together for your anniversary
01:10:31a photo album take a look
01:10:36i don't know if right now is the best time
01:10:42actually
01:10:44this might be the perfect time
01:10:49i bet him a kiss that denver would beat buffalo
01:11:03i bet him a kiss that denver would beat buffalo
01:11:14oh wow
01:11:15feels like such a long time ago
01:11:25i love you
01:11:27i love you too baby
01:11:42thank you
01:11:46thank you
01:11:47samantha told me i might find you here
01:12:04are you a good listener
01:12:07i should be
01:12:09i've been married to samantha's mother for almost 40 years
01:12:13it's been a rough couple months
01:12:17it's not easy
01:12:20we've all been through this before
01:12:22it feels like an eternity
01:12:26you know
01:12:27a couple rough patches
01:12:30are irrelevant in the span of a solid marriage
01:12:33john
01:12:36you shouldn't make a long-term decision based on a short-term emotion
01:12:41who are you
01:12:47never heard you say more than five words in my life
01:12:50okay everybody
01:12:55good job
01:12:56goodbye
01:12:57see you next week
01:12:59get off book
01:13:00john
01:13:04oh my god i was gonna call you after class
01:13:07oh
01:13:08um
01:13:09can i
01:13:09can i talk to you for a minute
01:13:11is everything okay
01:13:13yeah
01:13:14not really
01:13:18no
01:13:19maybe being in your element for a while will help with that
01:13:24yeah
01:13:25you know i was
01:13:26that's actually why i came by
01:13:27i was gonna talk to you about maybe
01:13:28studying with you again
01:13:29what
01:13:30if that's okay
01:13:31you know i would love that
01:13:32oh this is perfect
01:13:34what are you talking about
01:13:35i have a family matter back east
01:13:38i have to leave the day after tomorrow
01:13:40and i would love for you to fill in for me
01:13:42it could be a week
01:13:43are you kidding
01:13:44i would
01:13:44be honored
01:13:45yes
01:13:46thank you
01:13:47great great
01:13:48when i get back
01:13:50i think we should talk about you teaching a workshop here at the studio if you're interested
01:13:54really
01:13:55yes
01:13:55i'm
01:13:56i'm interested thank you so much
01:13:59great
01:14:00i gotta run
01:14:01okay
01:14:02all right
01:14:03do you um
01:14:04you still have keys to lock up when you're finished
01:14:06uh yeah
01:14:06i do
01:14:07okay
01:14:07i will
01:14:08goodbye
01:14:09thanks
01:14:09wow
01:14:14whoo
01:14:15oh
01:14:16what's up
01:14:16what's up
01:14:18uh
01:15:22Are you okay?
01:15:38No, I'm not.
01:15:39I tried to call John, and I even went to the actor's studio.
01:15:44No marriage is bulletproof.
01:15:48I know what's in your heart.
01:15:50You ready?
01:15:50Welcome back to the show, everyone.
01:16:07Before we take another caller, there is something I feel I need to share with my listeners.
01:16:15I have given you a lot of advice over the years, but it is just that.
01:16:25Advice.
01:16:25We all make hard decisions in our lives.
01:16:30We determine the choices we make for love, and hopefully nobody gets heartbroken along
01:16:37the way.
01:16:37Maybe it's in our genes to make our differences more complicated than they need to be.
01:16:47It's an explanation of something that we don't understand.
01:16:51Maybe the guidance that we have been looking for is right in front of us.
01:17:00It's in the power of the word.
01:17:02It's saying, I love you.
01:17:05I understand you, and I never want to lose you.
01:17:13Pierre and I do.
01:17:19Welcome back to the show, Pierre.
01:17:21It's great to have you.
01:17:24Merci beaucoup, ma chérie.
01:17:26I've been looking forward to this call.
01:17:29I think we all have.
01:17:33I realize I haven't given you the proper advice that you were looking for.
01:17:39No?
01:17:41Then, maybe I wasn't ready to hear it, but I am ready now.
01:17:48That sounds positive.
01:17:50It is.
01:17:51I realize it wasn't advice that you were seeking, but rather validation for a decision
01:17:59that you had already made.
01:18:03Oui, that was true, but not anymore.
01:18:07I called today because I know that only you can help me.
01:18:15Tell me, do you have a perfect marriage?
01:18:18Can you move on, please?
01:18:21You're turning the tables here.
01:18:30No.
01:18:32I don't have a perfect marriage.
01:18:36I've listened closely to your words and advice when we talk.
01:18:41You talk from the heart.
01:18:45I believe in true love.
01:18:48And so do I.
01:18:51I was selfish with my husband.
01:18:58I lost sight of what really matters in life.
01:19:01And I may have lost the only person I have ever loved.
01:19:12I was wrong.
01:19:16What's your truth?
01:19:17My truth is, I was worried about losing my identity as much as losing my importance in my wife's size.
01:19:28I, too, I, too, was selfish.
01:19:29I, too, was selfish.
01:19:34And I was wrong.
01:19:35Do you remember what you said to me, the first time that we met?
01:19:41Do you remember what you said to me, the first time that we met?
01:19:43I, too, was selfish.
01:19:49I mean, yeah, I was wrong.
01:19:49And I was wrong.
01:19:52I was wrong.
01:19:53Right.
01:19:54I was wrong.
01:19:55I was wrong.
01:19:55I was wrong.
01:19:56I was wrong.
01:19:57I was wrong.
01:19:58And you felt like you couldn't breathe?
01:19:59What?
01:20:00What?
01:20:01I was wrong.
01:20:01I was wrong.
01:20:02I was wrong.
01:20:05You said it felt like inner pandemonium
01:20:08and perpetual bliss at the same time.
01:20:15Now I know what that means.
01:20:23This is when I say I love you.
01:20:27I love you more than anything in the whole world.
01:20:32And I never want to lose you.
01:20:34I'm gonna have to call you back.
01:20:54I don't want to lose you.
01:20:55I will never leave you.
01:20:56I will never leave you.
01:20:57I will never leave you.
01:20:58I will never leave you.
01:21:00You wanted to see me?
01:21:18Samantha, have a seat.
01:21:30If this is about the last broadcast, I'm sorry.
01:21:34I got really emotional and it won't happen again.
01:21:39You're sorry?
01:21:42I don't care if it was a stunt or if it was an act of God.
01:21:50It put the show over the top.
01:21:53Ask Dr. Sam is our highest rated broadcast.
01:21:57You are number one in every market.
01:22:00With that said, we would like to renew your contract for three years.
01:22:07With a substantial raise, of course.
01:22:10And you would have full control of the show's content.
01:22:13Carte blanche.
01:22:15Wow.
01:22:17I don't know what to say.
01:22:19Say yes.
01:22:21Telling me you want to stay here with us and make history, that would be a good start.
01:22:26Oh, and isn't there something else that you would like to add?
01:22:30Samantha, I'll support you in whatever you need.
01:22:39I'll ride for the brand.
01:22:42Done.
01:22:44I just have a favor to ask.
01:22:46I need some time off.
01:22:52A little vacation time to spend with a special man.
01:22:57You got it.
01:23:00Can I come in?
01:23:09Uh, hey, Samantha?
01:23:12Honey?
01:23:13Can Jake come in?
01:23:14I'm kidding.
01:23:15I'm, yes, come in.
01:23:18Nice shirt.
01:23:19Borrowed it from your closet when you weren't looking.
01:23:21Uh-huh.
01:23:22Hey.
01:23:22Hey.
01:23:23What's, uh, what's going on?
01:23:26Well, I wanted to say this to both of you together.
01:23:29I feel horrible about the last two weeks, and I want to buy you both a gift to make up
01:23:34for it.
01:23:36Not another puppy.
01:23:37No.
01:23:38Uh-uh.
01:23:39Okay.
01:23:40What is this gift you speak of?
01:23:42How about an all-expenses-paid stay at the best resort in New Mexico?
01:23:46I'm also inviting Kiki and Brad, and I'm going with a special lady.
01:23:53What special lady?
01:23:54Oh, it's a surprise.
01:23:56Someone I've been interested in for a while?
01:23:58Well, look at that.
01:23:59There's a heart in there after all.
01:24:03Stay for dinner?
01:24:05Yes.
01:24:05Yes.
01:24:05Yes.
01:24:18Cool.
01:24:20Uh-huh.
01:24:21There they are.
01:24:21We'll hit the drive right soon.
01:24:23Yeah, and then we'll all go dinner.
01:24:24Look at this.
01:24:25It's Jake and his mystery museum.
01:24:26Looks like everyone's here.
01:24:29Uh-huh.
01:24:31Bonjour, Mademoiselle Cruz.
01:24:33Comment ça va?
01:24:37The French teacher?
01:24:39Yeah.
01:24:40Yeah.
01:24:40Oui, et es me?
01:24:43What?
01:24:43You were even hotter than when we were in high school.
01:24:46I'm just saying.
01:24:47Damn.
01:24:48I'm very proud of you.
01:24:50You should be.
01:24:51Wow.
01:24:52I'm progressive.
01:24:52Good to see you.
01:24:53Hello.
01:24:53Nice to meet you.
01:24:54We've got tea time in 30 minutes, okay, guys?
01:24:56Seven minutes.
01:24:57Bonjour.
01:24:58I've got to keep some things in history.
01:25:00Come on, Bryce.
01:25:02Oh, my goodness.
01:25:04Look at that face.
01:25:06Congratulations, guys.
01:25:07Oh, we wish you were here.
01:25:09We do, too.
01:25:11Enjoy your freedom now, you two.
01:25:13Yeah, because once you have one of these little guys,
01:25:15there's no more vacations for a while.
01:25:19You should think of a name for the puppy before you come home.
01:25:23You know what?
01:25:24She's right.
01:25:26What do you think?
01:25:29Pierre.
01:25:30Pierre.
01:25:30Pierre, Pierre, Pierre it is.
01:25:38We miss you guys.
01:25:41Keep the pictures coming.
01:25:42We will.
01:25:43Okay, bye, guys.
01:25:45Bye.
01:25:45See you later, little Pierre.
01:25:47Au revoir.
01:25:48Au revoir.
01:25:49Bye.
01:25:51Okay.
01:25:52You know, I would give up all of this for one of our own.
01:26:01Yeah.
01:26:03Me, too.
01:26:07Really?
01:26:08Do you mean it?
01:26:10Oui, mochérie.
01:26:12Hey.
01:26:17Okay.
01:26:18Okay.
01:26:18No.
01:26:22No.
01:26:27Okay.
01:26:27No.
01:26:28No.
01:26:28No.
01:26:28No.
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