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00:00:04Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted!
00:00:09Ted's got the ball.
00:00:11Time's running out, if he scores this one,
00:00:13him and the Sharks will go straight to the championship today.
00:00:16Ted Vincent, top start of the entire college league.
00:00:20If he finishes strong tonight,
00:00:22he is headed straight for their NHL week.
00:00:27What do you want next?
00:00:28What are you?
00:00:29There's ten to go!
00:00:43Fuck!
00:00:46Fuck your leg!
00:00:52Just wait, okay?
00:00:53It's gonna heal, alright?
00:00:55Look, look, I swear, I can still walk up, okay?
00:00:58Fuck!
00:01:03I'm sorry, Tim.
00:01:05We can't sign a player with a broken leg.
00:01:07I'm very sorry.
00:01:10No, no, I'm not doing that!
00:01:11Hey!
00:01:14Such a waste.
00:01:16He could've done pro.
00:01:17Maybe even all-star level.
00:01:19No team is gonna want him now.
00:01:21He's not gonna break off with this.
00:01:23I swear.
00:01:25Please!
00:01:26I was born to be a champion.
00:01:30I'm still a champion!
00:01:35Fuck.
00:01:36Coach Weston phone is still off.
00:01:40Man, what the hell are we gonna do without a head coach?
00:01:42Where do we own the plays we gonna run?
00:01:48Then we'll run my plays.
00:01:53Alright, boys.
00:01:54I need you to listen up good, okay?
00:01:56They don't fucking respect us out there, alright?
00:02:06You can go right up here.
00:02:07Right up here, boys.
00:02:08We got this.
00:02:09You gotta believe in yourselves, okay?
00:02:11Alright, boys.
00:02:12Free it in!
00:02:13Come on!
00:02:14Free it in!
00:02:14One!
00:02:15Two!
00:02:16Three!
00:02:17Let's go!
00:02:18Let's go!
00:02:19Come on!
00:02:33Yeah!
00:02:3442-15.
00:02:35The Eagles destroy the Knights and take the win.
00:02:39That's what I'm talking about!
00:02:40That's what!
00:02:41Nice!
00:02:46We just got beat by an assistant coach.
00:02:49Yes!
00:02:52These plays are brilliant.
00:02:54I need him on my team.
00:03:00Boss?
00:03:01Nice work out there today.
00:03:03I've decided to give you a raise.
00:03:06Thank you, sir.
00:03:09Two grand a month.
00:03:11I can finally pay my bills.
00:03:14I gotta tell my wife.
00:03:21Babe!
00:03:23I've got great news!
00:03:33Wait.
00:03:35This is Wes's jacket and his whistle.
00:03:39Oh!
00:03:39Oh!
00:03:41Oh!
00:03:44What the hell are you doing?
00:03:51What the hell are you doing?
00:04:01West, you bastard!
00:04:03I win the game for you today and you're here screwing my wife?
00:04:06West, are you okay?
00:04:09Ted, what's wrong with you?
00:04:12I'm working my ass off and you're here cheating,
00:04:15doing drugs and screwing someone in my house and you're asking me what's wrong?
00:04:21You think that I cheated for fun?
00:04:24It's because you're a loser.
00:04:2632 years old and you can't even pay the damn bills?
00:04:29My friends all live in mansions and drive fancy cars and I'm stuck with a loser like you?
00:04:34I got a raise.
00:04:35I came here to tell you, we don't have to worry about the bills anymore.
00:04:40A raise?
00:04:41You're an assistant coach.
00:04:43What could you possibly make, three grand?
00:04:46Two, actually.
00:04:49Tell me Ted, when am I supposed to get my mansion and my fancy car on that salary?
00:04:54Emma, I was gonna make it happen.
00:04:57We're never gonna make it happen.
00:04:59You're fired.
00:05:01What?
00:05:02No, you can't do this.
00:05:04I won the game for you today.
00:05:06If it wasn't for me, the team wouldn't even be here.
00:05:10I'm the head coach.
00:05:12A busted leg loser like you deserves nothing but to be crushed under someone like me.
00:05:19Wes Wright, your whole month's salary couldn't buy one of his belts.
00:05:23Thinking you could give me a rich life?
00:05:25Keep dreaming.
00:05:31Divorce agreement?
00:05:34You already had this ready?
00:05:36Well, now that you caught us, what's the point in hiding it?
00:05:39It's signed.
00:05:40Come on, babe.
00:05:41Let's go.
00:05:47Who's calling this trash?
00:05:50Don't tell me it's some telemarketer.
00:05:51All you should be worried about is unemployment insurance.
00:06:03Fuck off.
00:06:1125,000 passing yards, front runner for the Heisman.
00:06:14Are you really gonna end your career as an assistant coach?
00:06:17Is that what you want your legacy to be?
00:06:19Who is this?
00:06:20Mr. Vincent, this is Grace Taylor, owner of the Knights.
00:06:24I'd like to offer you the position of head coach.
00:06:27Annual salary is a million dollars.
00:06:29How's that?
00:06:36You're not screwing with me, are you?
00:06:38Mr. Vincent, I'm dead serious.
00:06:40As long as you're willing to join us and give us your loyalty, salary's not a problem.
00:06:45Yes, yes.
00:06:46I'll take the position.
00:06:48Besides, the Eagles, they just fired me.
00:06:52That's the dumbest thing they've ever done.
00:06:54Don't worry, Mr. Vincent.
00:06:55My team is going to treat you with the respect you deserve.
00:06:59Thanks so much.
00:07:01Great.
00:07:02Looking forward to it.
00:07:05Ted Vincent is joining us as head coach.
00:07:08And?
00:07:09I am adding him to our player roster.
00:07:12Just in case.
00:07:13Wait, wait, wait.
00:07:14Why are you registering him as a player?
00:07:16Isn't he supposed to be our new head coach?
00:07:18Plus, esta viejo.
00:07:20Okay, do you remember about ten years ago, there was a college quarterback?
00:07:24He was phenomenal.
00:07:25All-American.
00:07:27His name was Ted.
00:07:28Of course.
00:07:29He broke his leg during the championship.
00:07:31If that hadn't happened, he would have been a superstar right now.
00:07:35Yeah, well, Marika.
00:07:36You're saying he's back, Ted?
00:07:39Si, Marika.
00:07:40I've already had him checked out thoroughly.
00:07:43And with him on our side, we're definitely winning the championship.
00:07:50Oh!
00:07:54Hey buddy.
00:07:55You know what NFL stands for?
00:07:57Not for long.
00:07:58That's how long you'll be coaching.
00:08:00Three close games in a row?
00:08:02Really?
00:08:02This is the worst team in the division.
00:08:04There's no reason for it to be this close.
00:08:07Oh!
00:08:07Don't fuck your cousin!
00:08:09You fucking poor fucker.
00:08:12What the hell happened?
00:08:14You lost to a third-rate team?
00:08:16You were winning so easy before.
00:08:18They must have studied our plays.
00:08:21Every route was locked down.
00:08:23We won't lose again.
00:08:25When Ted was here, he always changed our plays on the fly.
00:08:29We never struggled like this.
00:08:31If you were here today, we wouldn't have lost.
00:08:33Shut the fuck up, James!
00:08:35Ted?
00:08:36You mean that assistant that led us to victory last time?
00:08:42Boss, the guy's a total loser.
00:08:44Okay.
00:08:45Every play he ran, he got from me.
00:08:48The only reason he won last game is because I gave him the plan in advance.
00:08:52So that's how he pulled it off?
00:08:53Damn, I got all them plays with his ideas?
00:08:56Wow!
00:08:56Exactly.
00:09:00That's why I fired him.
00:09:01Well, if he's that useless, good riddance.
00:09:06Don't you listen to me, Wes.
00:09:09If you lose to a bunch of pussies like that again, I will fucking destroy you.
00:09:14You understand me?
00:09:15Yes, sir.
00:09:16Don't fuck with me.
00:09:18Yes, sir.
00:09:20Damn it!
00:09:21The only reason we ever won was because we followed Ted's game plan.
00:09:24I never should have fired him in the heat of the moment.
00:09:33This...
00:09:36This is Ted's playbook.
00:09:42We're safe.
00:09:46Hey, hey.
00:09:48Why aren't you running the plays I called?
00:09:51Look, it's three to fifteen at half, okay?
00:09:54You've scored three points.
00:09:56You're a washed-up assistant, dumped by his wife.
00:10:00What gives you the right to even coach us?
00:10:02Hey.
00:10:07Scott.
00:10:09If you want to win this game, you will run my plays.
00:10:13Period.
00:10:14Your plays are trash!
00:10:17Hey then.
00:10:18You're benched.
00:10:20Next man up!
00:10:21Wait, what?
00:10:22Seriously?
00:10:24You're benching me.
00:10:25Look, you may be the best player on our team, but I don't need a player who can't follow orders.
00:10:31You are done here.
00:10:32Your plays are horseshit!
00:10:35Okay, no one can make a perfect forty-yard throw like that!
00:10:38It's impossible!
00:10:39You're not fit to be the head coach!
00:10:41Or an assistant coach!
00:10:56Is that hard?
00:11:06No!
00:11:13Holy shit!
00:11:19That last throw was almost 90 yards and he nailed it.
00:11:22Come on, nobody's that good.
00:11:23Who the hell is this guy?
00:11:25Guys, I got a whole book of plays, okay?
00:11:27Look, I know a bunch of you guys don't trust me, but I promise you.
00:11:31If you follow my plays, we will win this game.
00:11:35I mean, we're already getting our asses kicked.
00:11:37Might as well try it.
00:11:38No way we're coming back.
00:11:39And if we lose, we'll show you you're not fit to be our coach.
00:11:50Touchdown!
00:11:52That fast?
00:11:53Wait, is this playbook actually working?
00:11:58We're gonna win?
00:12:02I'm gonna win this game!
00:12:03You know, we've been like a good head starter.
00:12:06And that's the game!
00:12:07Knights take the win!
00:12:09Let's go!
00:12:10Come on, we win like this?
00:12:13We've never even dreamed of.
00:12:14How in this place we actually crushed it.
00:12:17Who is this guy anyway?
00:12:18Let's do it.
00:12:19Let's do it.
00:12:20Let's do it.
00:12:32Let's do it.
00:12:36Welcome to the team, coach.
00:12:49The Knights have done the impossible,
00:12:52rising all the way from the bottom of the league to the Final Four
00:12:54under head coach Ted Vincent.
00:12:57Meanwhile, the Eagles, once a top contender for the championship,
00:13:01have suffered four straight losses.
00:13:03Losers, go home.
00:13:04You're as damned as straight.
00:13:05Get off the field.
00:13:07Idiots.
00:13:09You can't even win against the worst teams in the league.
00:13:16And you, your plays get worse every damn game.
00:13:20How are you supposed to win a title like that?
00:13:22Why is it that the moment I stopped using Ted's plays,
00:13:25nothing works anymore?
00:13:26Boss, we just got careless the last few games.
00:13:30Don't worry.
00:13:31We're gonna crush them next game.
00:13:33Oh, right.
00:13:34Next game, the semi-finals gets the knife.
00:13:37You lose that,
00:13:40every fucking morning you'll be fired.
00:13:42So we already have Thunderbolts playing coach Ted.
00:13:45Wait a second.
00:13:46Isn't that our former assistant coach?
00:13:52How in hell did he get to be head coach of the Knights?
00:13:56The Knights used to be the bottom of the league.
00:13:58Now they're in a winning streak,
00:13:59made it all the way to the semi-finals.
00:14:01Looks like Ted's the reason.
00:14:03When he was around,
00:14:04we never struggled this much to win.
00:14:05For someone that fumbles as much as you, James,
00:14:07you have a pretty tight grip on Ted's dick.
00:14:10Those wins had nothing to do with him.
00:14:12He got a few tricks from me.
00:14:14Now he thinks he's some genius fucking coach.
00:14:17Please,
00:14:18beating him will be easy.
00:14:21If you can't even win against that loser,
00:14:25every swinging dick here
00:14:27can pack their bags.
00:14:33Coach, maybe we should bring Ted back.
00:14:35With him around,
00:14:36we might actually win the championship.
00:14:40Is that what you all want?
00:14:42Yeah.
00:14:43You all want Ted back?
00:14:44Yeah, you want one fucking big or she with fucking Ted!
00:14:50Okay.
00:14:51Since you want your boyfriend back,
00:14:53guess I can't risk him leaking my playbook.
00:14:57Fine.
00:14:58I'll bring him back.
00:15:04Mr. Vincent,
00:15:05you're about to face the Eagles.
00:15:07Do you really think the Knights can win?
00:15:11You know, I, uh,
00:15:13believe in my team.
00:15:15If you want to stick to my game plan,
00:15:17the Eagles do not stand a chance.
00:15:19But, from what I've heard,
00:15:21you're just a fired assistant coach.
00:15:24What makes you so confident?
00:15:26Confident in what?
00:15:29His own delusions.
00:15:30This guy's a clown
00:15:32who loves to talk big.
00:15:38What are you doing here?
00:15:39I'm here to give you a chance, Ted.
00:15:41Come back to the Eagles.
00:15:43All you have to do is apologize.
00:15:46Right here,
00:15:47in front of everyone.
00:15:48And maybe,
00:15:49I'll let you crawl back
00:15:51and be my assistant coach.
00:15:52Who the hell do you think you are?
00:15:54You want our head coach to apologize to you?
00:15:57What?
00:15:58Wes is the head coach of the Eagles.
00:16:01Ted is just a fired loser.
00:16:03Giving him his job again would be charity.
00:16:06He should be thanking us.
00:16:09I'm not going back.
00:16:11Don't tell me you actually think you can win on your own.
00:16:14Guys like you,
00:16:16born at the bottom,
00:16:17don't get to be champions.
00:16:18Ever.
00:16:19She's right.
00:16:21A trash,
00:16:22like you,
00:16:23belongs on a trash team.
00:16:25Good night.
00:16:32What is this?
00:16:36Still chasing dreams in your thirties?
00:16:40Football is a rich man's game.
00:16:42One of our players could buy your whole damn team.
00:16:46He'll never beat us.
00:16:53Hey!
00:16:55I'll say it one last time.
00:16:57I'll never join the Eagles.
00:17:00Oh, right.
00:17:01You're doing this for the race.
00:17:02Right?
00:17:03Fine.
00:17:04How about 500 more a month?
00:17:06That's what you want, right?
00:17:08You should take it, Ted.
00:17:10With that 500,
00:17:10maybe you could finally pay your damn utility bills.
00:17:15500?
00:17:17Is that all you thought?
00:17:19Pathetic.
00:17:27Mr. Vincent?
00:17:29Here's your bonus for leading the Knights to victory.
00:17:32Three million dollars.
00:17:45No way.
00:17:46This bonus is three million?
00:17:49My loser ex-husband just turned into a damn million?
00:17:52The cast will be fake.
00:17:53You two are putting on a show for us.
00:17:59So the Eagles want to bring back a fired coach?
00:18:02Let me guess.
00:18:05Your team's performance sucked.
00:18:07You fumbled all the tactics and now you want Ted to come and save your ass, right?
00:18:11Bullshit.
00:18:12You only got a few tricks from me.
00:18:16Only a shit team like yours would treat him like he's some kind of genius.
00:18:20Judging by your recent record, looks like our shit team could wipe the floor with you.
00:18:27With ease, bitch.
00:18:30Just wait till when I beat you.
00:18:34Even if you come crawling back, I'll slam the door in your face.
00:18:39Hey.
00:18:41The Knights will never lose to you.
00:18:51Eagles!
00:18:52The Knights, who once sat dead last in the league, have made a miracle run all the way to the
00:18:57semifinals.
00:18:58But today, they face the powerhouse Eagles.
00:19:02Will this be the end of their story?
00:19:04Let's stay tuned for a fantastic game to come.
00:19:07Knights, Knights, Knights, Knights, Knights, Knights!
00:19:12Knights, Knights, Knights, Knights, Knights, Knights, Knights!
00:19:13Come on, take a knee.
00:19:14Take a knee.
00:19:14Listen up!
00:19:15I know that team over there is strong, alright?
00:19:18No one expects us to win.
00:19:20I promise you, this team will go down if we run my plays.
00:19:26We will walk out of here with a win. I can promise you that.
00:19:30Yes, sir. Coach, we'll trust you completely.
00:19:34All right, fellas, let's go get this win.
00:19:36All right, boys, bring it in. Hands in the middle. Barton, this one's on you.
00:19:40All right, win on three, win on me. One, two, three, win!
00:19:43Let's go, boys! Let's go!
00:19:48Ted, I know you're going to work miracles for me.
00:19:52Your beer is just not suitable for a game of this caliber.
00:19:56It's for poor people. People of class. Like us.
00:20:02Need whiskey or wine.
00:20:05Wes, how come for you in this game?
00:20:07I got a bowl of money riding on this, son. I need a win.
00:20:11Relax. This is a sure win.
00:20:14Make sure you get your money.
00:20:16Their team's combined worth is $30 million.
00:20:18This guy right here?
00:20:20$40 million.
00:20:21How are they supposed to compete with that?
00:20:23Well, as you know, I don't give a fuck about football.
00:20:28But I do care about winning.
00:20:30I'm counting on you to get this across the line.
00:20:34To victory.
00:20:37So, Ben, way too soon, coach.
00:20:39Get him!
00:20:43Block time! Come on, block!
00:20:44Push through! Block!
00:20:47Here we go!
00:20:48Good, good!
00:20:54First down.
00:20:56Right from the start, the Knights are off to a blazing start.
00:21:00Scott drives it home for the first touchdown.
00:21:03What the fuck is happening?
00:21:07The Knights tactics are clearly working.
00:21:10The Eagles haven't scored a single point in the first half.
00:21:13Would they be pulling off a miracle today?
00:21:15They're a bunch of third-rate players with bargain bin salaries.
00:21:18Why the fuck are they good all of a sudden?
00:21:20You fucking idiot.
00:21:21I thought you said this would be no problem.
00:21:23What the fuck am I paying you for?
00:21:25It's gotta be a fluke.
00:21:26It's gotta be Ted.
00:21:27He was my assistant.
00:21:28He knows all my fucking plays.
00:21:30But what are you gonna do about it?
00:21:31I have a plan to turn this around.
00:21:35Trust me.
00:21:36You better not be bullshitting me.
00:21:38I swear to God that if I can't leave this team to victory, I'll resign.
00:21:45This is your last chance, son.
00:21:47Last chance.
00:21:48Am I clear?
00:21:49Don't fuck it up.
00:21:51Shit.
00:21:52Looks like I've got no choice.
00:21:54Kent!
00:21:56What's up, coach?
00:21:57That broke-ass team's only got one star player?
00:22:01Quarterback.
00:22:02Take them out.
00:22:04They can't win this game.
00:22:06You bet.
00:22:08Go!
00:22:09Go!
00:22:21Matthew, you finish our game now, boy!
00:22:24It's broken!
00:22:26Oh, come on!
00:22:29The next score stands, but the injured player looks like he cannot continue.
00:22:34Let's hope for a speedy recovery.
00:22:36What are we doing?
00:22:36That's rough in the past!
00:22:37That's a 15-yard penalty, you idiot!
00:22:39Don't make me kick you out of the game, coach.
00:22:46This is my house, boy!
00:22:48Can't run this field, boy!
00:22:50Hey!
00:22:56Oh, you motherfucker!
00:22:58Hey, hey!
00:22:58Listen to me!
00:22:59Hey!
00:23:00Are you blind?
00:23:01Bitch!
00:23:02Bitch!
00:23:02Bitch!
00:23:03Bitch!
00:23:03Bitch!
00:23:04Bitch!
00:23:05Bitch!
00:23:05Coach, don't question me.
00:23:06You want to keep coaching?
00:23:07Get back to your sideline now!
00:23:09Yeah.
00:23:10You son of a bitch.
00:23:11How much are you paying these refs?
00:23:13Who cares?
00:23:15Your only star player is out.
00:23:17You have no chance of winning this game today.
00:23:22I have cash to burn!
00:23:25Nobody can touch me.
00:23:27Ted, back to your sideline now.
00:23:30Good job.
00:23:31Got your cash letter, by the way.
00:23:35Your talent.
00:23:37Big fucking deal.
00:23:39One word from me, Henry gets you fired for leaking my place.
00:23:43The world belongs to people like us.
00:23:47Nice little sweater, by the way.
00:23:48Let's go look.
00:23:50Call you back.
00:23:51I think she's calling you.
00:24:05The Eagles have taken the lead swiftly, and there's only ten minutes left on the clock.
00:24:11Looks as though the Knights might not pull off the miracle today.
00:24:15Three of our key players are out.
00:24:17If this keeps up, we're finished.
00:24:19Look, Wes obviously bribed the refs.
00:24:21Unless we can find someone who's good enough to dodge hits and score, we're done for.
00:24:26Come on, Coach. Somebody like that is top tier, at least.
00:24:29We're in the middle of a damn game.
00:24:30How are we supposed to find someone like that?
00:24:39All right, Ted, warm up.
00:24:43Only you can say the nice one.
00:24:49Hold on, wait, boss. What do you mean warm up?
00:24:53Ted, I did my research. You used to be a star. If it weren't for that accent, you'd be in
00:24:58the Hall of Fame by now.
00:25:00I need you to warm up.
00:25:03Ted. Ted Vincent. The same guy that media used to call the best player in NCAA? No way! You were
00:25:09my head coach?
00:25:14Grace, I'm the head coach. I can't just go out there and be a player.
00:25:18Actually, you can. I registered you as a player before we started.
00:25:24You're officially on the roster. I want to warm up.
00:25:36My legs healed, but I haven't played in so long. Can I really do this?
00:25:43Hey, you want that Super Bowl ring or not? Huh? You got this.
00:25:52Now, I'll take the championship that belongs to me.
00:26:00Maybe...
00:26:01Maybe this is my last shot to step on that field as a player.
00:26:13The past injuries are behind me.
00:26:16They won't stop now.
00:26:18Maybe this is something that's a good move.
00:26:27No, I didn't.
00:26:29Maybe this is my last shot.
00:26:30I'll be back in a couple of hours.
00:26:30It's a game on the game.
00:26:32That's where I pick the game, right?
00:26:32It's a game.
00:26:46I'm playing it.
00:27:15What is going on?
00:27:16Am I dreaming or am I looking at head coach Ted Vincent?
00:27:20No one out there warming up mid-half time.
00:27:23It must be raining cats and dogs because I feel like barking.
00:27:27Ted, you're that leg-broken loser.
00:27:30Don't tell me you're actually thinking of getting in the game.
00:27:33You got that right.
00:27:35You're in your 30s, man. What good is that going to do?
00:27:37My team's valued at over a billion dollars.
00:27:40You're just a worthless cripple.
00:27:42A billion dollars, huh?
00:27:43The deal. I can single-handedly steamroll your entire team.
00:27:49Your boss is out of her mind if she thinks you're going to score a single point.
00:27:52What if I score?
00:27:54What if you score?
00:27:56Let's make a bet.
00:27:57You score one point, you can slap me in the face one time.
00:28:01And when you don't, I get to slap the shit out of you.
00:28:03I gotta get some ice ready.
00:28:06You're facing the needle later.
00:28:13The game's almost lost and he's still talking to me.
00:28:15I'm gonna turn his face into baby.
00:28:19Let's go.
00:28:22You ready?
00:28:32Let's do this.
00:28:38Let's go!
00:28:41Let's go!
00:28:43Let's go!
00:29:01He threw that way too far.
00:29:02No one's catching that.
00:29:03He don't even know how to play.
00:29:05He's scared stiff.
00:29:07You scared him so bad, he forgot how to play.
00:29:10Yeah, I got him.
00:29:11I got him stiff.
00:29:26Holy guacamole!
00:29:28The night's quarterback is scrambling out into the open field?
00:29:32I must have ate something weird for breakfast today because I feel like I am tripping, ladies and gentlemen.
00:29:36A scrambling quarterback?
00:29:38Has he lost his mind?
00:29:39Boss, thank god I fired this guy because he would have wrecked our entire team.
00:30:01What a wild play!
00:30:03Nobody even came close to catching Ted Vincent and who makes a score?
00:30:07No!
00:30:07No!
00:30:08No!
00:30:09No!
00:30:10No!
00:30:11No!
00:30:12No!
00:30:12No!
00:30:12No!
00:30:13No!
00:30:13No!
00:30:18No!
00:30:21Best day on nights.
00:30:25He just caught the pass and flew himself.
00:30:27Yes! Yes!
00:30:29I knew I picked it right back.
00:30:31I thought you said he was a worthless cripple.
00:30:34Hang on. It was a fluke.
00:30:37He threw it way too far, and then he got lucky.
00:30:39Look at the score.
00:30:40He can't possibly come back.
00:30:42Exactly. I know him.
00:30:44He's a washed-up midlife loser.
00:30:46There's no way he's scoring again.
00:30:48Maybe he's just getting lucky.
00:30:51No! Not again.
00:30:53I can't let him score again.
00:30:55I'm not going to be slapped in front of him.
00:30:57Coop!
00:30:59From now on, lock on to Ted.
00:31:02If you can't stop him, take him out.
00:31:08It's too late, Ted.
00:31:10Today, your leg breaks again.
00:31:14Ted, watch out!
00:31:26Ted scores again!
00:31:28Oh my gosh!
00:31:29Ted just slipped right through the attack and like it was nothing.
00:31:33Ted Vincic is looking like a superhero.
00:31:35He just cut through our entire defense.
00:31:38God, he's worth at least a hundred million on the open market.
00:31:41What?
00:31:42A hundred million?
00:31:43At least.
00:31:46You called him a washed-up nobody.
00:31:48You had a star on the team and you cut him.
00:31:50I don't know how he's doing this.
00:31:51He was a scrub that we had doing odd jobs.
00:31:53I-I-I don't...
00:31:54He's not supposed to be good.
00:31:56You idiot!
00:31:57You let this talent walk?
00:31:58Wes must go!
00:32:03This mess is on you, Wes.
00:32:05I should have never listened to you.
00:32:07There's no way I can lose this game.
00:32:09If we lose, I'm out.
00:32:11I can't afford to lose everything.
00:32:13Garcia!
00:32:25I saw you like this, Ted.
00:32:30The Knights on offense now.
00:32:32Hey!
00:32:32God!
00:32:33He just sent the defense flying!
00:32:35That man just was thrown two feet in the air.
00:32:38That is unreal.
00:32:39They look unstoppable.
00:32:41It's my turn!
00:32:42Hey!
00:32:43Hey!
00:32:43Time out!
00:32:44Time out!
00:32:49What the hell is going on with him, man?
00:32:52The intensity just went through the roof.
00:32:56I don't know what's going on.
00:32:59Hey!
00:33:00Ref!
00:33:00I want to file a complaint.
00:33:02These guys are using steroids,
00:33:03and I want to file an immediate investigation.
00:33:05Oh, come on!
00:33:07You can't just accuse me of cheating with steroids
00:33:09because I'm winning.
00:33:11What kind of slander is that?
00:33:12You call that slander?
00:33:13Look around, idiot!
00:33:15Everyone's drained,
00:33:16and your guys are turning into monsters.
00:33:19All right?
00:33:19Don't play stupid with me.
00:33:21So what if I did?
00:33:23I have every official in my back pocket.
00:33:25Go, go, go, go.
00:33:26Check for yourself.
00:33:28You'll find nothing.
00:33:31You really think games like this are one on the field?
00:33:34Please.
00:33:36Please.
00:33:36Every game like this is run behind the rich behind the scenes.
00:33:40You broke losers never even had a chance.
00:33:43Smart girl.
00:33:44Let me kiss.
00:33:49You see, Ted, you could break your back your whole life trying to start a family,
00:33:52but Emma does not care.
00:33:55I can treat her however I want, and she'll never leave me.
00:33:58I have money.
00:34:00She's trash, and I couldn't care less about her.
00:34:04But this game, I will win.
00:34:10The game continues.
00:34:13Eagles are back on the field.
00:34:18Oh my goodness.
00:34:20Ted just intercepted that pass.
00:34:22He can't even beat an injured 32-year-old man.
00:34:25After this game, you're out.
00:34:28Don't panic, sir.
00:34:30I won't win.
00:34:32Stop him!
00:34:33Stop him!
00:34:42I can't believe it.
00:34:44Ted with the interception, and he scores.
00:34:47Ladies and gentlemen, this is unreal.
00:34:49Is he really 32?
00:34:51This is possible.
00:34:53Even juiced up, he can't stop Ted.
00:34:55Because of you, we lost the top player.
00:34:58After this game, I don't care what it takes.
00:35:01You bring Ted back to me.
00:35:02You understand?
00:35:05Yes.
00:35:14Yeah!
00:35:19Unbelievable.
00:35:20The Knights have tied it up in the final quarter.
00:35:23Can they pull off another lyrical?
00:35:24Ted!
00:35:25Ted!
00:35:26Ted!
00:35:27Ted!
00:35:28Ted!
00:35:28Ted!
00:35:28Ted!
00:35:30Ted!
00:35:30Ted!
00:35:31Ted!
00:35:31Ted!
00:35:32Ted!
00:35:33This time, I'll take home the trophy.
00:35:37There's only one minute left.
00:35:38Ted's got the ball.
00:35:39He is leading the offense.
00:35:41Stop him!
00:35:42If we lose this game, you're all done.
00:35:46Ted throws it, but there's no one there to catch it.
00:35:48It looks like a ghost count on that side of the field.
00:35:51Looks like they gave up on that play.
00:35:53See?
00:35:54I told you.
00:35:55I can't win.
00:35:56We'll drag this in the overtime, and then we'll crush him there.
00:36:24Let's give it up for the Knights!
00:36:26Winner of the game, and heading straight to the championship!
00:36:30Yes!
00:36:32We did it!
00:36:39Thank you, Ted.
00:36:40We could not have done this without you.
00:36:43This don't want to need to be done.
00:36:45Yeah!
00:36:51If you hadn't have fired Ted, we'd be the one celebrating right now!
00:36:54Come on!
00:36:55I know Ted.
00:36:56He probably just got lucky.
00:36:57Shut your fucking mouth!
00:37:00You go apologize to Ted and bring him back to the Eagles!
00:37:04Yes, sir.
00:37:05All right!
00:37:06Marika, ganamos!
00:37:07Marika!
00:37:11Marika!
00:37:13What are you doing here?
00:37:15I'm here to see Ted.
00:37:17Ted, I want you back on the Eagles.
00:37:42I'll make you head coach, give you $100,000 a month, plus bonuses.
00:37:47Two million a year, minimum.
00:37:50Two million a year, minimum.
00:37:50What?!
00:37:50Two million a year?!
00:37:52My useless ex-husband just turned into a damn millionaire, seriously?!
00:37:56Uh, boss?
00:37:58What about me?
00:38:01Shut the fuck up!
00:38:03Shut the fuck up!
00:38:03You'll stay on as Ted's assistant.
00:38:05Maybe clean up after practice while you're at it.
00:38:09Ted!
00:38:11I was just testing you before, but now that you've proven yourself, let's get back together,
00:38:15okay?
00:38:19Back together.
00:38:21Ted, deep down, I have always loved you.
00:38:25And you still love me, right?
00:38:32Back when you betrayed me, you never said anything about love.
00:38:38When you humiliated me with another man, you never said a thing about love.
00:38:46And now, you want to talk about love.
00:38:51Ted, that was all just a misunderstanding, okay?
00:38:55Let's go home and talk, just the two of us.
00:38:58Ted's not going anywhere with you.
00:39:01He has better options now.
00:39:04Better options?
00:39:06You're just the owner of some trash team.
00:39:09Without Ted, it would still be at the bottom of the league.
00:39:13You really think you could call yourself the better option?
00:39:17What if I'm not just the owner of the team?
00:39:24Ted, there's something you don't know about me.
00:39:27I'm actually the sole heir to the Taylor family.
00:39:34The Taylor family, the richest family in the world.
00:39:37The trillionaires who have more money than some countries.
00:39:44That's right.
00:39:47So tell me, don't you think I'm the better option now?
00:39:52You just want Ted for his money.
00:39:54What makes you think you have the right to come crawling back?
00:39:58Bitch!
00:40:00You'll pay for this!
00:40:08Ted, come back to the Eagles.
00:40:09I'll give you whatever you want.
00:40:10Name your prize.
00:40:12Appreciate the offer, Henry, but I'm happy with the Knights.
00:40:17They're going to stick around here a while.
00:40:20Sure, son.
00:40:22Don't you want to test yourself on a bigger stage?
00:40:27I've already proven myself with this win with the Knights.
00:40:32I don't need to prove myself to anyone anymore.
00:40:35Damn it, this is your fault!
00:40:37You lost me a top-tier player!
00:40:39You know what? You're done with the Eagles!
00:40:41Pack your shit and get the fuck out!
00:40:46Sir, sir?
00:40:47Please don't fire me!
00:40:51I owe you a real apology.
00:40:53Just come back to the Eagles.
00:40:55I lost our bet.
00:40:56Care and spare, so you can hit me.
00:40:58If you want.
00:40:59We'll just call even.
00:41:01After, just come back.
00:41:03Come back to the Eagles.
00:41:05Come on!
00:41:07Hit me!
00:41:09Fuckin' hit me, Ted!
00:41:10I know you want to, I know you want to.
00:41:12I know how much you fuckin' hit me, Ted!
00:41:14You son of a fuckin' your wife, remember that?
00:41:16Fuckin' hit me!
00:41:39I will never forgive you.
00:41:43I will never forgive you.
00:41:45The Eagles, figure out your own mess first.
00:41:48Coach West, we have received reports that you help bribe referees and use illegal performance
00:41:54enhancers.
00:41:55Your coaching license is hereby revoked.
00:41:57You're banned from the NFL for life.
00:41:59You please come with us.
00:42:00What?
00:42:02This, Ted, you gotta talk to him.
00:42:04If I can't coach, I'll starve.
00:42:07Illegals, I don't even, please.
00:42:08Please.
00:42:09I'll do anything you want.
00:42:10I'll do anything.
00:42:11People like you are a disgrace to the NFL.
00:42:22You're gonna fucking pay for this, Ted.
00:42:26I'm Alan David Patrick West, goddammit!
00:42:33Hey, I heard you don't really have a place to stay after the divorce.
00:42:39Um, I was thinking, maybe, if you wanted, you could stay with me for a little while.
00:42:49It's up to you.
00:42:51All right.
00:42:53I mean, it's closer to the field anyways, right?
00:42:57Exactly.
00:42:58It's way closer to the field.
00:43:06When they find out how you're treating the best coach in the fucking league.
00:43:09Sir, sir, sir, sir, please, please, please, please, please, please, please.
00:43:11I'm begging you, please.
00:43:12Let him go.
00:43:14Fuck off me.
00:43:17This is all your fault.
00:43:19What?
00:43:19You, I'd still have one hell of a coach.
00:43:21Sir, do you really think he won that game on skill alone?
00:43:25What are you getting at?
00:43:26Ted was my assistant.
00:43:28He knows my whole playbook.
00:43:29How else could he have beaten me?
00:43:30That bastard.
00:43:32No wonder he turned down my office.
00:43:37Sir?
00:43:39You still own the Giants.
00:43:41They're headed to the Super Bowl.
00:43:42If you give me another shot, I'll demolish him.
00:43:48And if you lose, scrub the stadium toilets for the rest of my life.
00:43:56I'll talk to the commissioner about West.
00:43:59Are you seriously trying to bribe me after what he did?
00:44:01We're taking him out.
00:44:02I'm unofficial of this league and I take it very responsibly.
00:44:05I'm not just going to sit around here and let people thank you so much.
00:44:07I hope you have a good day.
00:44:10Seems like a signing bonus for the...
00:44:13You're lucky you don't get fired.
00:44:15That's fair.
00:44:15I'm bringing you to the Giants as an assistant.
00:44:18Don't worry, sir.
00:44:20He's going to regret everything he's ever done.
00:44:22Yeah, he damn well better.
00:44:37This is my house.
00:44:39And I have spare bedrooms, so feel free to choose whichever you like.
00:44:44It's actually just me.
00:44:45Where's the kitchen?
00:44:57And here's the couch.
00:44:59You should come sit.
00:45:01All right, thanks.
00:45:07I'm going to go shower now.
00:45:09All right, thanks.
00:45:11Casa es su casa.
00:45:14Okay, I'm going to go now.
00:45:19See you in the 60s.
00:45:41Hey, are you okay?
00:45:45I just told something.
00:45:50Okay, okay.
00:45:51Ow, ow, ow, ow.
00:45:52Oh my god.
00:45:53Ow, ow, ow.
00:45:53Okay.
00:45:55Uh-huh.
00:45:56Hey, you're probably stranded, okay?
00:45:59Just sit still and let me lose some love for your back.
00:46:24Oh my god, that's so much better already, actually.
00:46:43I'll grab you a towel.
00:46:48Don't move.
00:46:48I'll grab you up.
00:47:07Dad?
00:47:08Ted, tomorrow is your grandfather's birthday.
00:47:11You haven't been home in years.
00:47:13You think he can come back tomorrow?
00:47:15Yeah, Dad, I'm so sorry.
00:47:18I've been so caught up with work the past couple years.
00:47:22I'll definitely make it back tomorrow.
00:47:24Great, great.
00:47:26I'll be waiting for you, son.
00:47:29Okay, bye.
00:47:34Everything okay?
00:47:36Yeah.
00:47:41It's just, uh,
00:47:43my grandpa's birthday tomorrow.
00:47:46I haven't seen them in a long time.
00:47:50Well, I know that they're gonna be really happy to see you.
00:47:56You know,
00:48:00I was thinking, um,
00:48:03if you're not busy tomorrow,
00:48:05if you don't have any plans,
00:48:09maybe you could come with me here,
00:48:10if I could introduce you to them.
00:48:14Well,
00:48:16you want to introduce me to your family?
00:48:19I mean, we might make a good team.
00:48:20What do you think?
00:48:22Yeah, you'd be a good sidekick, I think.
00:48:25Oh, I'd be the sidekick?
00:48:27I might be the star.
00:48:29Would you be okay if that's how this worked out?
00:48:31If it works out?
00:48:34I guess we'll be two stars.
00:48:36I'll take that.
00:48:37Two stars.
00:48:39Then I better get some gifts.
00:48:41Well, if you do,
00:48:43nothing too expensive, okay?
00:48:45No, it is my first time meeting them,
00:48:47and I have to make a good impression.
00:48:49Actually,
00:48:50I'm gonna go right now,
00:48:52and have Emily
00:48:53help me pick out some good gifts.
00:48:58And maybe,
00:49:00after you win the championship,
00:49:02I'll give you
00:49:03Mark's back.
00:49:11It's been a while.
00:49:13I just hope you're doing okay, Dad.
00:49:24Mr. Vincent, it's Emily.
00:49:25Grace had to take care of some...
00:49:27some billionaire stuff.
00:49:29She'll be late, but she'll be there.
00:49:31Alright, no problem.
00:49:52Well, well, well.
00:49:54Look who finally decided to show up.
00:49:56Our city boy, Ted.
00:49:59What?
00:50:00All those years working out there,
00:50:02and you still can't afford a car?
00:50:05Take a look.
00:50:07Land Rover.
00:50:08700 grand.
00:50:10You probably couldn't afford one.
00:50:11No, no, no.
00:50:13Alan?
00:50:14Don't be so mean to your cousin.
00:50:16I'm sure that you can feed yourself now, right?
00:50:19It's just a bit early
00:50:21to be thinking about getting a car,
00:50:23unless, of course,
00:50:24it's a broken-down second-hand junker.
00:50:28Actually,
00:50:30I could afford one.
00:50:31I just...
00:50:32haven't felt the need.
00:50:35Ooh, listen to yourself.
00:50:38You talk like you just go out there
00:50:40and buy a luxury car anytime you want.
00:50:42Ted, a piece of advice.
00:50:44Maybe try checking your bank account
00:50:46before you start bragging.
00:50:48Guys, guys, enough.
00:50:50Today's your grandpa's birthday.
00:50:53It's not my circus.
00:50:55Let's go inside before this gets ugly.
00:50:57Yeah.
00:50:58Sorry.
00:50:58Let's go.
00:51:04Family.
00:51:06I love them.
00:51:11Ethan.
00:51:13Sophia.
00:51:15Alan.
00:51:19My boy!
00:51:21Where he came?
00:51:25I'm sorry.
00:51:27I should've come home a lot sooner.
00:51:29It's okay.
00:51:30You're here.
00:51:31It's all that counts.
00:51:32You're here.
00:51:32What is with all this emotion?
00:51:35He has been gone for years and he has back with nothing to show for it.
00:51:40I don't care if he's rich or not so free.
00:51:44He's healthy and safe.
00:51:46It's all that matters.
00:51:48Oh.
00:51:49Your health's nice and all.
00:51:52But money's what really matters here.
00:51:55You know, my son Alan is already the security manager for the Knights at 400 grand a year.
00:52:02400 grand?
00:52:03I mean, that's more than the two of you will ever see in a lifetime.
00:52:06You know, you should beg Alan to give Ted a job.
00:52:11I mean, unless of course you just want to be broke like you.
00:52:17Alan?
00:52:18Could you really get Ted a job?
00:52:23Well, technically someone like him doesn't deserve a spot with the Knights but
00:52:28if you beg nicely I might find him a janitor job.
00:52:33Janitor job?
00:52:35That's all you can do is find Ted a janitor job.
00:52:39You should be grateful that Alan is even offering him that.
00:52:43Do you know how many people would kill to work for the Knights now?
00:52:47Just don't blow it.
00:52:48Yeah, that's right.
00:52:49With me in charge, even cleaning bathrooms pays better than whatever he's doing at...
00:52:55I don't know.
00:52:57Tell me, Alan, how much does this janitor job pay?
00:53:01Is it over two million a year?
00:53:07You're saying that you have a salary of two million?
00:53:12Two million?
00:53:14But please, a loser like you could make that kind of money in like ten lifetimes.
00:53:19How?
00:53:20Oliver, my son is trying to help your son get a decent job.
00:53:24And he throws out a figure like that and clearly doesn't want the job.
00:53:29You didn't mean it.
00:53:31It was a joke.
00:53:34Alan, if you could get Ted a position with the Knights,
00:53:38I would make sure I thank you properly.
00:53:41Oh, please.
00:53:43What could a broke man like you give me that is worth my time?
00:53:48Ted?
00:53:48Hey.
00:53:49You do not need to beg them for anything, okay?
00:53:53I already work for the Knights.
00:53:56What?
00:53:58Work for the Knights?
00:54:02You work for the Knights?
00:54:06You've got some nerve, Ted.
00:54:08You're in your thirties, so a nobody.
00:54:12You expect us to believe that you work for the Knights?
00:54:17I'm taking the Knights all the way to the Super Bowl.
00:54:19Took them all the way to the Super Bowl.
00:54:22You're trying to tell me that the Knights making it all the way to the Super Bowl is thanks to
00:54:28you.
00:54:29That's right.
00:54:34Oh, please.
00:54:36Everyone knows you're just a washed up cripple.
00:54:38You're not even fit to clean the toilets.
00:54:40And you're saying that you're responsible for taking the Knights all the way through the finals.
00:54:46Oliver, your son's not only broke, he's obviously delusional.
00:54:51I know my son.
00:54:53He's not a liar.
00:54:56Oh, really?
00:54:57He doesn't lie.
00:54:59Hella, genius.
00:55:01What exactly did you do for the Knights?
00:55:04I'm the head coach.
00:55:12You're the head coach, that's not what you're saying.
00:55:14Oh, come on.
00:55:16Your lies are getting more and more ridiculous.
00:55:18You the head coach of the Knights?
00:55:22Tell me he's making it up.
00:55:24I'm just a security manager.
00:55:26I don't have access to the field, let alone the execs or the head coach.
00:55:30Hell, how would I even know he's lying or not?
00:55:34He's just trying to act a big shot.
00:55:35Make us forget that he's broke.
00:55:38This loser would never be a head coach.
00:55:42Yeah, a loser like him could never run a team like the Knights.
00:55:47If I didn't work for the Knights, I might have believed you, Ted.
00:55:50Nice try, by the way.
00:55:52You're no head coach.
00:55:54You're just a fraud in cheap clothes.
00:55:58So, all of you think that I'm lying?
00:56:02A head coach, dressed like that.
00:56:06Next time you want to try playing rich, at least get yourself a new suit first.
00:56:16Hello and welcome everyone.
00:56:18Welcome to the place.
00:56:19Please take a look at our menu.
00:56:21A certain stamping with corpolini is too...
00:56:27Wait, wait, wait.
00:56:28Is that Coach Ted the head coach of the Knights?
00:56:36Wait, what?
00:56:38He is the Knights head coach?
00:56:40Of course!
00:56:41If it wasn't for Coach Ted joining our team this year, we never would have made the finals.
00:56:46Coach Ted, I am a die hard Knights fan.
00:56:49Coach Ted, you're kind of a personal hero of mine.
00:56:52Would you mind taking a picture with me?
00:56:55Yeah, of course.
00:57:01Oh my gosh, this is the best. I can't believe this.
00:57:04I just like the head coach of the Knights.
00:57:07I'm going to be telling everybody about this.
00:57:09Thank you so much.
00:57:10Of course.
00:57:15Dad, this is what I came home to celebrate with you.
00:57:18I...
00:57:19I'm taking my team to the Super Bowl.
00:57:24Son, is it really true?
00:57:27No way!
00:57:28That guy is obviously an actor.
00:57:30You pay to trick us.
00:57:32There's no way you're the head coach of the championship contending team.
00:57:38Come on.
00:57:39Just admit it.
00:57:41You're a nobody.
00:57:42A fraud.
00:57:44You'll end up just like your broke old father.
00:57:48Scraping by for life.
00:57:55You can insult me all you want.
00:57:58Don't you dare...
00:58:00...soul my father.
00:58:05Enough!
00:58:12Don't worry if you make this stupid final.
00:58:16Today is your grandfather's birthday.
00:58:19Did you bring him any gifts?
00:58:25Relax.
00:58:26You broke bastard, you mean you showed up at this party empty handed and you still had the nerve to
00:58:30crash this party?
00:58:32You did bring something, Sophia.
00:58:40I made this game myself.
00:58:43It's your father.
00:58:45You've got to be pretty.
00:58:47You're so broke you're gifting a stick.
00:58:50Don't open that!
00:58:50Oh please.
00:58:51Let's see what kind of trash you made.
00:58:58You actually brought this junk as a gift. Pathetic.
00:59:02I wouldn't even pick this up off the ground.
00:59:05Let's put the trash...
00:59:07...where it belongs.
00:59:10What are you doing?
00:59:16Don't!
00:59:24What are you doing?
00:59:26I spent three months making it.
00:59:29What?
00:59:30Look at me.
00:59:31This is the type of thing that will get you fucked up for the rest of your life.
00:59:39What?
00:59:39You want to hit me now?
00:59:41You can't even bring a decent gift and you still have the nerve to crash this party, Alan?
00:59:45Show them what a real gift looks like.
00:59:47Ha! With pleasure.
00:59:53This one...
00:59:54...detects only 50 grand.
00:59:57A little fancier than your wooden stick.
01:00:02Wait for it.
01:00:04This one right here.
01:00:06The keys to Mercedes GT.
01:00:09Birthday gift from mom.
01:00:11200 grand.
01:00:12Easy.
01:00:13$200,000.
01:00:15You two won't make that in a lifetime.
01:00:18The best one.
01:00:20Take a look.
01:00:24Half a million dollars in cash.
01:00:28Dad's gift for grandpa.
01:00:31God.
01:00:32All these gifts add up to $750,000.
01:00:36Oliver, people like you haven't seen this kind of money in your lifetime.
01:00:41They're not even a million dollars.
01:00:44That's the cheap section of the gift shop.
01:00:46Who said that?
01:01:00Oh, thank you.
01:01:02Sorry, Ted.
01:01:03Hope I'm not too late.
01:01:07Who are you?
01:01:09She looks familiar.
01:01:11I've seen her somewhere before.
01:01:13Wait.
01:01:14Was it at the night stadium?
01:01:17I'm Ted's girlfriend.
01:01:18So you're the girl that has been telling you about.
01:01:22He said you were beautiful.
01:01:23He wasn't exaggerating.
01:01:25That's very kind of you.
01:01:29Beauty and the Beast, huh?
01:01:31I don't understand what you see in him.
01:01:34The guy's a cripple.
01:01:35He can't even afford a decent gift.
01:01:36You think our gifts are cheap?
01:01:39Why don't you show us something better?
01:01:42Well, I didn't have much time to prepare, but...
01:01:46I pulled a little something from my own collection.
01:01:49Hopefully grandpa doesn't mind.
01:01:51Oh, from your collection, huh?
01:01:53You sure it's not some junk you brought from the attic?
01:01:56So, hurry up and show us what kind of trash you brought.
01:02:02What?
01:02:02Nothing extravagant, just a painting.
01:02:05A painting?
01:02:06Please.
01:02:07How expensive would that be?
01:02:10It's Picasso's Weeping Woman.
01:02:13Worth around three million dollars.
01:02:22What?
01:02:24There is no way that piece of junk is worth that much.
01:02:28You're lying.
01:02:30This painting was auctioned for three million in 2015.
01:02:34After all these years, it's probably worth a lot more by now.
01:02:37So tell me, do I now have the right to call your gifts cheap?
01:02:44Who says it's real?
01:02:45None of us here can tell.
01:02:47For all we know, it's a fake.
01:02:50Here's the auction receipt.
01:02:52That should be enough proof.
01:02:54You're right, like that receipt is a fake too.
01:02:56Look at that.
01:02:58Oh, come on.
01:03:00What kind of rich woman dates a cripple?
01:03:03Exactly.
01:03:04I mean, only a blind one.
01:03:06Because any real rich girl would never date a loser like that.
01:03:10Ted, if you can't bring a real gift to the party,
01:03:13just don't bring a forgery, okay?
01:03:15To Grandpa's party.
01:03:17Ethan!
01:03:18This is a misunderstanding.
01:03:19Father has a good eye for her.
01:03:21Why don't we let him judge for himself?
01:03:24This trash?
01:03:26You want Grandpa to actually appraise this?
01:03:29Trash like this belongs on the floor!
01:03:41What just happened?
01:03:46That is...
01:03:48Alan, what did you just tear up?
01:03:51Oh, Grandpa is just a painting.
01:03:53These guys were trying to give it to you as a gift, but I could tell it was so fake,
01:03:57I just tore it up.
01:03:58A fake painting?
01:04:00They said the painting was a Picasso with three million dollars.
01:04:04But I mean, look at them.
01:04:05They could not afford something like that.
01:04:07It has to be a fake.
01:04:12A Picasso.
01:04:14Oh my God!
01:04:16See? Grandpa doesn't even want that kind of trash messing up the floor.
01:04:20You guys better get out of here, you're not welcome.
01:04:28Alan?
01:04:30Come here.
01:04:31Yes, Grandpa?
01:04:32Close your eyes.
01:04:33That's my boy, that's my boy, all that college education.
01:04:37And you turned out to be such a big idiot!
01:04:41Just shut your mouth!
01:04:43Why, why do you hit me?
01:04:45You just destroyed three million dollars, you idiot!
01:04:51What, three million dollars?
01:04:52You can't believe their story, it's obviously a knock-off!
01:04:55I've been collecting antiques longer than you've been alive, and I know real from fake.
01:05:00It was worth more than three million, until you ruined it!
01:05:06What?
01:05:07It's real?
01:05:12Ted, you bought this painting?
01:05:14Grandpa, this is my girlfriend, she's the one that brought it.
01:05:18No.
01:05:19Grandpa, I'm so sorry.
01:05:21It was intended to be your birthday gift, but someone thought it was fake and tore it up.
01:05:27No, it cannot be real.
01:05:30No, I mean, he may be the nice head coach, but he can't afford something like this!
01:05:35It has to be a fake, obviously!
01:05:39I got it.
01:05:40Ted must have stolen team funds.
01:05:42He's been lying this whole time, and now he says that they grabbed it from her collection?
01:05:47Come on, I'm calling the cops.
01:05:51Alan, the truth is right in front of you, you just refuse to see it.
01:05:57Sweetheart, you're way too gorgeous to waste your time with a crook like him.
01:06:02Come with me instead, I can show you the high life.
01:06:07The high life?
01:06:08Of course!
01:06:10I'm the night security manager, I mean, what are we talking about here?
01:06:14This guy, just a criminal.
01:06:16If you don't want to end up in prison with him, you'll want to be on my side.
01:06:22How dare you threaten her?
01:06:24Do you even know who she is?
01:06:26Sure I do.
01:06:28She's Ted's girlfriend.
01:06:30Ted, don't worry, once you're locked up, I'm gonna take very good care of her.
01:06:38Well, I'm not going to jail, Alan.
01:06:43Actually, Grace owns the nights.
01:06:49What?
01:06:52You're lying.
01:06:55I told you.
01:06:57My son doesn't lie.
01:06:59Oh my god.
01:07:01No wonder she looked familiar.
01:07:04You truly are the night's owner.
01:07:08Oh my god.
01:07:10What have I done?
01:07:12You have a lot of nerve.
01:07:14First you destroy a three million dollar painting of mine.
01:07:17And then you try hitting on me.
01:07:20Tell me, Alan.
01:07:21How do you plan on time for this?
01:07:23Pay for that?
01:07:25Three million?
01:07:26Even if I sold myself, I could never pay that off.
01:07:30No, no, no. It's all a misunderstanding.
01:07:33I mean, he was just being impulsive.
01:07:35Please, please, please have mercy on us.
01:07:37Absolutely.
01:07:38A misunderstanding.
01:07:39Huh?
01:07:40Was it a misunderstanding when you insulted us earlier?
01:07:44Ted, Alan actually knows he's wrong.
01:07:47Yes.
01:07:48We're very, very sorry.
01:07:49Can you let this go, please?
01:07:50Please.
01:07:53Obviously, you have loads of money.
01:07:56I mean, you're not going to miss a few million.
01:07:58I mean, this would ruin my family.
01:08:02You want me to forgive him?
01:08:04Please.
01:08:06If I were the one who damaged the property, would you be so quick to forgive me?
01:08:12Listen.
01:08:14You can mock me all you'd like.
01:08:17But don't ever insult my father.
01:08:23Oliver, please.
01:08:24Please.
01:08:25I'm so sorry.
01:08:26I shouldn't have disrespected you.
01:08:28He's right.
01:08:28No, please.
01:08:29We're so sorry.
01:08:30Ted.
01:08:31We're so sorry.
01:08:32Ted, I'll do anything.
01:08:34Please, forgive me.
01:08:34Please.
01:08:35You think money makes you better than everyone else?
01:08:38You have less class than a man begging on the streets.
01:08:44You will pay for what you've done.
01:08:48Here's the auction received from the painting.
01:08:50Amount three million.
01:08:52You have three days to pay in full.
01:08:58Also, Alan, you're fired from the nights permanently.
01:09:02Pendejo.
01:09:05Oh, Alan, I'm so sorry.
01:09:06If we had known he was so powerful, we never would have crossed him.
01:09:10It's about time you got a taste of your own nose.
01:09:13Oh, it's a chance.
01:09:14Come on, Grandpa.
01:09:16Let's get into another room to celebrate your birthday.
01:09:20Good idea.
01:09:21Tomorrow.
01:09:30All right, Ted, your opponents for the finals are the Giants.
01:09:34Their opponent's Henry, so you need to be careful.
01:09:36He's really not the type to let things go.
01:09:38Relax.
01:09:39I got this.
01:09:41West?
01:09:45Your coach's license got revoked.
01:09:47How are you even allowed in here?
01:09:49If it weren't for Ted, I wouldn't be in this mess in the first place.
01:09:52Luckily, I need to pull some strings and pay the right people off.
01:09:56I'm the Giants assistant coach now.
01:09:59You tried every trick in the book to beat Ted.
01:10:02And you're still lost.
01:10:04Don't try to blame him for your failure.
01:10:07This time's different.
01:10:08The Giants are a real powerhouse.
01:10:12Worth over two billion dollars.
01:10:14I think that's 20 times the amount of your pathetic team's budget.
01:10:18You'll never win.
01:10:25I've got a plan for the Giants.
01:10:28You.
01:10:32Please.
01:10:33If it weren't for you being my former assistant and knowing my plays,
01:10:36you weren't the one last time.
01:10:38So what's cheating?
01:10:40Silly plays, huh?
01:10:42In the end, you're still a loser!
01:10:46Huh, huh, huh.
01:10:47See the other one?
01:10:49No.
01:10:50You lost to Ted.
01:10:51You don't have the right to try to question his skill.
01:10:54When I win the championship,
01:10:58not nothing else to say.
01:11:01You'll never win.
01:11:02How about a bet?
01:11:04Loser is the winner.
01:11:07Ten million dollars?
01:11:09Swears off football forever.
01:11:11I'm still in for your apology.
01:11:23Damn you, Ted!
01:11:24You're gonna make sure you're out of the NFL for good!
01:11:28You'll never get back up!
01:11:32The Giants, three-time defending champions,
01:11:35and the most dominant force in the league,
01:11:37face off the Knights today.
01:11:39They've been unstoppable under Coach Ted Vincent
01:11:43and have 13 straight wins.
01:11:46So, we will take home the trophy tonight.
01:11:49Here we go!
01:11:50The Knights push forward for their first offensive move
01:11:53and it is not looking good.
01:11:55There is a serious gap in their strength.
01:11:57The Giants' defense holds firm.
01:12:00They truly are the best.
01:12:01This is not good.
01:12:03I knew their physical stats were higher,
01:12:05but I didn't expect the difference to be this big.
01:12:07What's wrong, Ted?
01:12:09Getting just started, you can't choke yet.
01:12:12Three drives, can't even get 20 yards.
01:12:14Fucking pathetic.
01:12:16Guess his luck ran out.
01:12:17Now that he's facing real talent,
01:12:19there's no way he's walking out of this one with a win.
01:12:21Haha.
01:12:23Coach, what do we do now?
01:12:26Trust me, I got this.
01:12:33Seriously, Ted, a field goal?
01:12:35Where's that fancy play board?
01:12:37Come on, Big Shot.
01:12:38Let's see a Hail Mary.
01:12:40Please.
01:12:41A guy with a busted leg trying to win a championship?
01:12:44What a joke!
01:12:46He couldn't move the ball once.
01:12:48There's no way he makes his kick.
01:12:49On this field, nothing speaks louder than points.
01:12:55The kick is up!
01:12:57And it's good!
01:12:59The ninth score from 50 yards back!
01:13:02Unbelievable!
01:13:03This is why we do what we do.
01:13:06Alright.
01:13:07Too awesome.
01:13:08What's up, boys?
01:13:10Hey!
01:13:11As long as I'm here,
01:13:12this team don't lose!
01:13:13Oh, oh, whoo, whoo, whoo!
01:13:18Who, whoo!
01:13:25Who, whoo!
01:13:27Who, whoo, whoo, whoo!
01:13:28Who, whoo!
01:13:29And the next team.
01:13:31Oh!
01:13:31The sprite, the massive gap in sprite!
01:13:34The score is now 17-7.
01:13:37What the hell are you doing?!
01:13:38This game's almost over!
01:13:40You stop that son of a bitch, or you're fucking fired!
01:13:44You said you could beat this guy!
01:13:46If you lose this game, you'll be scrubbing fucking toilets!
01:13:50I have no other option?
01:13:53I can't win?
01:13:55Fucking useless! Every fucking one of you, useless!
01:14:03Nice, nice!
01:14:38I can't win!
01:14:40I can't win!
01:14:42I can't win!
01:14:42I can't win!
01:14:42Nobody thought it could happen!
01:14:44Nobody wanted it to, besides me!
01:14:47But guess what?
01:14:48The Knights are the NFL Championship!
01:14:51You can sleep well tonight, mom!
01:14:53Ted, I know you won't be sleeping,
01:14:55you'll be doing a lot of other things tonight!
01:14:57And enjoy, my friends!
01:14:59You deserve it!
01:15:00The NFL Champion!
01:15:02The Knights!
01:15:11Hey!
01:15:14How you going, Wes?
01:15:16You sure remember our bet?
01:15:21If I recall, it was, uh...
01:15:23Loser of this game owes the other $10 million.
01:15:27And...
01:15:28Has to leave the NFL permanently.
01:15:30$10 million.
01:15:32I could work my whole life and not make that kind of money.
01:15:36Ted, have mercy!
01:15:38We used to be colleagues!
01:15:40Remember?
01:15:40Remember?
01:15:40We...
01:15:42I don't know, I don't have $10 million.
01:15:44And if I'm forced out of the NFL, what if we don't jump?
01:15:47You can't let him off like that!
01:15:49If it weren't for him, we wouldn't have been sabotaged!
01:15:51He costs our guys everything!
01:15:53He has to pay!
01:15:54Yeah, guys like him are poison.
01:15:56Come on, coach.
01:15:57You can't let him get away with this.
01:15:58Ooh.
01:16:00Look.
01:16:10Ted, I was wrong.
01:16:13I never should have done what I did.
01:16:16And if you forgive me, I will do anything you ask.
01:16:21As per our bet, you leave the NFL permanently.
01:16:29But out of the kindness of my heart, I dropped the $10 million.
01:16:34But...
01:16:36You need to apologize to every single one of my players.
01:16:44Yeah.
01:16:45Yeah.
01:16:46No, no problem.
01:16:46Yeah.
01:16:47Really sorry about it.
01:16:49Really, really sorry.
01:16:50Hope your legs are okay.
01:16:51Hey, man.
01:16:52Really sorry about it.
01:16:53Really sorry about it.
01:16:53Really sorry about it.
01:16:54You got a great arm, by the way.
01:16:57I don't know.
01:16:58You!
01:16:59Son of a bitch.
01:17:01If it weren't for you, I would be forced out of the NFL.
01:17:04You told me to take out your players.
01:17:06You did.
01:17:06I'm gonna tell him.
01:17:07I'm gonna report him in the police.
01:17:12Dammit!
01:17:13You fucking piece of trash!
01:17:15If it weren't for your big fat mouth, I'd already have that trophy.
01:17:21Ted, it was all West.
01:17:24Look.
01:17:24So what?
01:17:25We have a beef between us.
01:17:27Come join my team.
01:17:29Help me win the next championship.
01:17:31Whatever you want, you got it.
01:17:34Aren't you worried that intentionally injuring other players is gonna get you expelled by the league?
01:17:42NFL rules are for poor people.
01:17:44Unless the commissioner himself is involved in this, money can fix anything.
01:17:50Tad, you're wasting your time on this small team.
01:17:54Come join me.
01:17:55We'll build a super team.
01:17:56We'll win every Super Bowl.
01:18:02I'm gonna go ahead and politely decline your offer.
01:18:06But you know, I think you need to start figuring out how you're gonna explain all that to the commissioner.
01:18:13Davis, considering your egregious actions, all teams under your ownership are suspended immediately.
01:18:19You are banned from participating in the NFL in any capacity and fined $100 million.
01:18:25Come on, man.
01:18:26$100 million.
01:18:29Come on, man.
01:18:30Ted, work with me here.
01:18:31You can fix this.
01:18:32Tell him it was just a misunderstanding.
01:18:35It was just a joke.
01:18:38I don't know.
01:18:39Maybe you need to figure out how you're gonna pay that $100 million too.
01:18:42But you know, for a rich guy like you, that shouldn't be a problem.
01:18:46Right?
01:18:48Alright boys, get him out of here.
01:18:50Yeah, get him out of here.
01:18:50I'm tired of this.
01:18:51Hey, hey guys, chill.
01:18:52Think about what you're doing!
01:18:54I can give you everything!
01:18:55I can give you everything!
01:18:57Ted!
01:18:58What are you doing?
01:19:04Grace.
01:19:07I got the championship.
01:19:10I've got the girl.
01:19:13Now...
01:19:17I'm gonna sign for my Christmas gift.
01:19:22Ruling on the field stands.
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