00:01You're a pizza.
00:10Linda! Who is it?
00:16No one, darling!
00:21Come over me, please.
00:22Hey, what the hell is that? Pizza? Are you out of your freaking mind?
00:26Come over here.
00:30Honey, it's not mine. It's a mistake.
00:35All you'd allowed are cucumbers and water. Remember that?
00:41Come on, breathe.
00:54So, what are you doing here, dude?
00:57I...
01:00There was a glitch in the system.
01:02Oh, so I got a free pizza. What do you got here?
01:06No, no, sir. This is not your pizza. There was a mistake in the address. This order is for the house next door.
01:14Nah, those smiths. His wife won't be able to fit through the door, you know?
01:24Okay, get out of here.
01:26Yeah, sure.
01:27If you ever come near food like that again, cucumbers and water will be all you eat for the rest of your life. You got that?
01:43All right, darling.
01:44All right, darling.
01:45I don't hear that.
01:47Okay, darling.
01:50Good girl.
01:51Excuse me.
01:53What do you want?
01:55I don't know how to open the gate.
01:58Nothing's on the phone these days, silly.
02:00Thanks. Bye.
02:14Have a nice day at work, honey.
02:21Listen, I just want you to be slim, you know?
02:24Yes, darling.
02:25Mm-hmm.
02:27Yes.
02:55You have to eat cucumbers to be thin.
03:05Yeah, Harvey, but I can't do it anymore.
03:08You have to exercise to be thin.
03:10Oh.
03:26Oh.
03:28Wow.
03:30No.
03:31It's you.
03:38What are you doing here?
03:39I'm sorry.
03:40I heard you were really hungry, but you didn't answer that door.
03:44Here.
03:47Oh, my gosh.
03:50You're a lifesaver.
03:55Don't worry.
04:00This is Harvey, my friend.
04:02He's just a toy.
04:04Harvey is your friend.
04:06These are for other people, but you need to eat.
04:11I haven't had a decent meal in a month.
04:14Happy to help.
04:16Okay, I'll be going.
04:18No.
04:19Wait.
04:20Stay with me and eat.
04:23I have to thank you and...
04:26Are you hungry?
04:30Water and cucumbers will be fine.
04:33Come in.
04:34Come in.
04:48So...
04:50Why you stay here?
04:52He obviously doesn't love you.
04:54He's just mocking you.
04:56No.
04:58He's nice.
05:00He just wants to see me in good shape.
05:02Oh, yeah.
05:03Of course.
05:04He's nice.
05:05He's nice.
05:06He just likes tear of butterfly wings.
05:09He's nice.
05:10He just works for Taliban.
05:12He's nice.
05:13Stop it.
05:22Tomorrow I'll regret this.
05:24But today...
05:27I'm happy.
05:28Oh, no.
05:29Oh, no.
05:30Oh, no.
05:31Oh, no, no, no, no.
05:32Be quiet.
05:34Hi, honey.
05:36Hey, what's going on?
05:37Um, I'm just watching a movie, chilling.
05:40Wait.
05:42What's that on your cheek?
05:43Um, it's...
05:44It's...
05:45It's...
05:46It's a lipstick.
05:47Lipstick then, huh?
05:49You know what, sweetheart?
05:50It's time for waiting.
05:51So get on the scale.
05:52I'm waiting for the results.
05:53Of course, honey.
05:55Bye.
05:56I'm so screwed.
05:57Why?
05:58Just tell him that.
05:59Oh, no.
06:00No.
06:01No.
06:02No.
06:03No.
06:04No.
06:05No, no.
06:06No, no.
06:07No.
06:08No.
06:09No.
06:10No.
06:11No.
06:12No.
06:13No.
06:14No.
06:15No.
06:16No.
06:17No.
06:18No.
06:19No.
06:20No.
06:21No.
06:22No.
06:23Just tell him the weight is fine.
06:25Haven't you noticed he's a tech geek?
06:27The smart scale will send him a message.
06:32So, how much did I eat?
06:37Double pepperoni, pasta, about a pound.
06:41Plus a Cinnabon, plus a soda, another pound.
06:44How much are you supposed to weigh?
06:45100 pounds, tops.
06:48Oh, no.
06:53I have an idea.
07:02How much does it weigh?
07:05Like 10 ounces.
07:10He's going to kill me.
07:11Linda, I look at you.
07:16You're the most beautiful woman in the world.
07:19Don't torture yourself with this jerk.
07:21You don't understand.
07:24I can't.
07:28I have an idea.
07:31Where is your scale?
07:32Okay, it's about 12 gallons.
07:49That's approximately 100 pounds.
07:52Approximately?
07:53I need to know exactly.
07:54It will be fine.
07:55No, no, no, no, no, no.
08:04No, no, no, no, no.
08:15No.
08:15Did you lose two pounds?
08:37Are you trying to cheat me, sweetheart?
08:45Thank you, Ken.
08:52I don't know what I would have done without you.
08:56Glad I could help.
08:57I throw this out of the way.
09:09Bye.
09:12Bye.
09:12Are you making a fool of me?
09:15What's going on?
09:32There must be cameras in there.
09:34And he saw you.
09:44There's no connection.
09:45And there won't be.
09:46It's over for both of us.
09:48Alarm mode.
09:49Alarm mode.
09:50Alarm mode.
09:51Alarm mode.
09:52Alarm mode.
09:53Alarm mode.
09:55Harvey's your friend, huh?
09:57He's just a toy.
10:01Hey, don't worry.
10:03We'll figure something out.
10:04Alarm mode.
10:06Alarm mode.
10:07Alarm mode.
10:08Alarm mode.
10:09Alarm mode.
10:11Alarm mode.
10:11Alarm mode.
10:11Alarm mode.
10:11Alarm mode.
10:12Alarm mode.
10:13Alarm mode.
10:13Alarm mode.
10:13Alarm mode.
10:14Alarm mode.
10:14Alarm mode.
10:15Alarm mode.
10:15Alarm mode.
10:16Alarm mode.
10:17Alarm mode.
10:18Alarm mode.
10:19Alarm mode.
10:20Alarm mode.
10:21Alarm mode.
10:22Alarm mode.
10:23Alarm mode.
10:24Alarm mode.
10:25Alarm mode.
10:26Alarm mode.
10:27Don't try to fool me.
10:33Sweetheart, you know, honey,
10:35I'm just thinking about you, you know?
10:39I want you to be thin and beautiful, you know?
10:46Linda!
10:47Don't try to hide, huh?
10:54What the...
10:57It's too late to lose weight, honey!
11:09Ah...
11:11The alien knight has come to the rescue, yeah?
11:13You gotta regret this!
11:26No, no, no, you made a mistake, you didn't hear him! He broke into my house! He's a criminal!
11:39Ah!
11:41There's all the evidence here, officer.
11:49I can't believe it's over.
11:52So...
11:53What am I gonna do now?
11:56Well, for the starters, we could order a pizza?
12:04You have to eat cucumbers to be thin!
12:06You have to eat cucumbers to be thin!
12:07Shut up, Harvey!
12:08Why do you eat favored?
12:09Yup...
12:10Here you go.
12:11We're ready to eat forever, dude?
12:12I can't believe it Derby!
12:13Okay, God.
12:14Go,bye!
12:15See ya on the thing!
12:16You make me look,
12:17know him?
12:18Go,對!
12:19Mmh.
12:20You're coming!
12:21... boy!
12:22You're so late.
12:24You guys can-
12:25How are you seeing it?
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