00:00Hola, ¿quién es?
00:02Este es el Secretario de Comunicación de Norte.
00:05Nuestro líder, Kim Jong-un,
00:06está interesado en hacer un entrevista con Dave Skylark.
00:09Oh, Dios mío.
00:10Nos vamos a reunir a 50 kilómetros
00:11west de Deng Dong, Norte, China.
00:13¿Dónde te dice China?
00:14¿Y te dice Deng?
00:17Tres semanas de mañana,
00:19voy a viajar a Pongyang, Norte,
00:21para entrevistar a Presidente Kim Jong-un.
00:30Mr. Rappaport,
00:32I'm Agent Lacey
00:33with Central Intelligence.
00:35You two are going to be in a room
00:37alone with Kim,
00:38and the CIA would love it
00:39if you could take him out.
00:42Hmm?
00:43Take him out.
00:44For coffee?
00:45Dinner.
00:45For kimchi?
00:46No, uh,
00:47take him out.
00:48You want us to kill the leader
00:49of North Korea?
00:50Yes.
00:51What?
00:55Hello, North Korea!
00:57I've watched every episode
01:00of your show
01:01in preparation for this interview.
01:03I particularly enjoyed
01:04the Miley Cyrus
01:05camel toe episode.
01:06Wow.
01:07Very deep.
01:08Very deep.
01:09Yeah, she has quite
01:10a hearty moose knuckle.
01:13Gentlemen,
01:14you are entering
01:14into the most dangerous
01:16country on Earth.
01:18Please remember,
01:19Kim Jong-un
01:19is a master manipulator.
01:21I have a gift for you.
01:23Oh, oh!
01:24This dog is killing me
01:25with cuteness.
01:26It's crazy.
01:27Fuck you.
01:32I just wish we had
01:32an escape plan.
01:33Why don't we go to Japan?
01:34Well, because it's
01:34across the sea of Japan.
01:36Why don't we swim?
01:36Can't swim that.
01:37Oh, I'm a good swimmer.
01:38It's really, really far.
01:39People have done it.
01:40Nope.
01:41Yep, Michael Phelps did it.
01:42That's not true.
01:49Nice tank!
01:51Is that real?
01:51It was a gift
01:52to my grandfather
01:53from Stalin.
01:54In my country,
01:55it's pronounced
01:56Stallone.
01:59You have a sound system
02:00in here?
02:00Oh, no, no, no.
02:01Don't, don't, don't touch.
02:04Katy Perry?
02:05I've never heard this
02:06before in my life.
02:06I love Katy Perry.
02:08Really?
02:08And she's here
02:09across the sky.
02:11Sky.
02:11Sky.
02:11Sky.
02:12I spent a lot of time
02:18with Kim
02:19and I think
02:19he's not a bad guy.
02:20You cannot pull out of this.
02:21I'm pulling out.
02:22You're way too deep
02:23to pull out.
02:23I'm pulling out.
02:24No, you're not.
02:24You're leaving it in.
02:25I've been pulling out
02:26for years, son.
02:38I've been pulling out of this.
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