00:00¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:30¡Woohoo!
00:34We've come back from the year 2162.
00:36Everything that happens in the Biotic Wars is real.
00:39The game is a recruitment and training tool sent back in time
00:41to find the one person with the skills to save us.
00:44The first and only person to have beaten the game.
00:47That's the last Starfighter.
00:49It's the exact same plot as the movie.
00:51What's a movie?
00:51Is this part of your arsenal of weaponry?
00:53No, no, please don't. That's a signed...
00:55Oh my God! I paid my only Bitcoin for that!
00:59You're the key to stopping Elias Cronish.
01:01That man's research leads to the annihilation of the entire human race.
01:04No, he's working on a cure for herpes.
01:06It's what we're fighting here.
01:07The good fight.
01:07You're telling me that a cure for herpes is what brings down all of mankind.
01:12Holy s***.
01:12Welcome to the Resistance.
01:15Okay.
01:17Oh!
01:19We have to go back in time.
01:21We killed baby Cronish.
01:23Absolutely not. You cannot kill a baby.
01:25They're invincible.
01:26No. They are helpless and they're very soft.
01:29Perfect. Easy kill.
01:31If we can stop him from getting herpes, he never creates the cure.
01:34And we can stop this whole cycle before it even begins.
01:37We s*** block him.
01:39Here's a little something I brought with me from the future.
01:41Yo, Tito!
01:45You know that new dance movie little brother Michael was looking for?
01:48Well, wait till you see this!
01:50You need to blend in. It's time travel 101.
01:52Heads on table!
01:53We are from your time!
01:55I love the 80s!
01:57Your mother scalped my b****** neck.
01:59It's like a mound of sand with a slice down the middle.
02:02You're telling me you've been back and forth through time
02:07just to avoid killing me.
02:11Stop!
02:12Yeah.
02:13I thought that time travel was gonna be fun.
02:15This whole mission is insane.
02:17What did you think?
02:18This was a game?
02:19Yeah!
02:19Because I bought it at a game store with my birthday money.
02:25No!
02:26We are going to dust off our c***
02:27and we are going to complete this mission.
02:30So, who's with me?
02:32Yeah!
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