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Hating and Loving My Adopted Brother
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00:00:13I'm sorry for your loss Abigail. As per your adopted father's wishes, I placed you in the
00:00:19honors courses. Congratulations. Thank you Mr. Peters. I hope you'll feel right at home here
00:00:25in Clearwater High. Mom, Dad, you guys can rest easy now. Uncle Ben's been really good to me and tomorrow's
00:00:33the
00:00:33first day of my brand new life. Stop! Fred! I'm pregnant with your baby! You can't keep ignoring me!
00:00:57What are you ignoring me now? Last warning you do that again next time I run you over. Was that
00:01:04night
00:01:05we shared together not special to you? Chris, I want to be more than just another one of your booty
00:01:09calls. I want to be your girlfriend. Oh my god, did she seriously just say that? Not gonna lie
00:01:15though, Chris is insanely hot. I totally settle for a one-night stand. Typical spoiled jock. We both
00:01:23know nothing happened. You spiked my drink. I blacked out. I was drugged out of my fucking mind
00:01:29and I still didn't let finger on it. Chris, please give me a chance. Give our baby a chance, please!
00:01:40Chris, what are you doing? You could have hurt the baby! One more lie and it's over for you and
00:01:45that
00:01:45so-called baby of yours. Hey asshole, what's your deal? You can't just go around pushing pregnant girls
00:01:51like that. Apologize! Hey, I said apologize. Who is that girl? Did you not hear me? Tell her you're sorry!
00:02:07Oh my god, she's so cooked. That locket is like super important to Chris.
00:02:13Okay, now you're really asking for it.
00:02:29He's kind of hot.
00:02:33No, Abigail, wake up!
00:02:36I'm sorry I broke your locket, okay? It was an accident. But it's nothing compared to what you did.
00:02:41Just walking around shoving girls you knock up. Sometimes the truth isn't always what it sounds
00:02:47like. I don't need an apology. Just get out of my sight.
00:03:10You proud of me, Mom? I held back from going off on that girl today just like you would have
00:03:15wanted.
00:03:16Hey, Chris. Remember how you always wanted a sibling? And guess what? I just found you a sister.
00:03:24Wait, what? A sister? Where? Where is she?
00:03:27Well, she should be here any second now. Why don't you come downstairs when you're ready?
00:03:34What the hell? Who would Dad even have a kid with? Wait, wait, wait. How old is this sister?
00:03:39I'm not going to have to help him raise a baby now, am I? Wait, Dad, is she like my
00:03:44real sister?
00:03:47Yes. All right.
00:03:51Wait a second. Did he just ask if she was going to be a cool sister? Of course she is.
00:03:56She's my best
00:03:56friend's daughter. Abigail, please come in. Come in.
00:04:05Let me take this for you. Look, Abigail, your dad was like my best friend in the world. I just
00:04:14want
00:04:14you to think of this house as your home. I know it's been rough and clearly I'm not going to,
00:04:19you know,
00:04:20replace him, but hopefully I can be a good father to you too.
00:04:26Thank you, Uncle Ben. And feel free to call me Dad. I mean,
00:04:29if you, when it's, why don't I introduce you to your brother? He's going to love you. I am sure
00:04:34of it.
00:04:34Chris, come down. Your sister's here.
00:04:43It's you.
00:04:45You?
00:04:52You two know each other already. That's perfect. I hate to do this, but I actually have to leave town
00:04:57on a business trip. So this punk here is going to watch after you while I'm gone.
00:05:02You two play nice. Chris, do not get her mixed up in any of your silly shenanigans.
00:05:11I'm Abigail.
00:05:14How old are you?
00:05:1617.
00:05:17We're the same age? Does that mean Dad cheated on Mom? Why the hell are you here?
00:05:22I just transferred to Clearwater High. That's why you saw me earlier. Oh, and Dad told me if you
00:05:27ever need help with homework or- You just had to transfer to my school, huh? What, are you going
00:05:32to use that as an excuse to force your way into my house and just make my life miserable? What
00:05:37else
00:05:37did Dad say? He said that since we're brother and sister, we should probably try to get along.
00:05:45Does he really have to be this close? Yeah, I'm an only child. I don't have a sister.
00:05:52Fine then.
00:05:55You know what? I actually don't want a brother like you anyway, because you're a deadbeat who
00:06:00knocks up girls then runs away. Watch your fucking mouth. You watch your mouth or I'll hit you!
00:06:15Whatever, this is probably for the best. At least I won't have to waste energy trying to get along with
00:06:19him.
00:06:29Oh, why am I so afraid of him? I feel like I forgot something.
00:06:37My bra!
00:06:53What? I-I clearly remember putting it right here.
00:07:00Hey, sis! What, you looking for this?
00:07:07I-I... A fruity bra, huh? You know, I didn't expect my dear sister to be so childish.
00:07:14Give it back. You want it back? You're going to have to agree to my three rules. I mean,
00:07:21if you're going to live in my house, it's going to be on my terms.
00:07:24What are the rules?
00:07:25Rule number one. In public, we're complete strangers. I can't have anyone know when we live under the same roof.
00:07:32No way.
00:07:33Okay, easy peasy.
00:07:34Rule number two. You stay at least three feet away from me at all times.
00:07:40Okay. And the third?
00:07:42How about this? You owe me one.
00:07:46Oh, you won? Yeah.
00:07:55What, is that going to be a bra? I didn't say that.
00:08:09I'm sorry, but what is that I feel on my thigh? It feels so hard.
00:08:15Okay. Don't move.
00:08:20Oh my god!
00:08:22I just moved in and my new brother already hates me. Living here is gonna be a nightmare.
00:08:31Chris, help!
00:08:32Oh, so you're afraid of dogs, huh?
00:08:34Since when did you guys have a dog?
00:08:35Her name is Bella. She's a beloved member of this household. Thank you very much.
00:08:39If you want to live here, you're gonna have to get along with her.
00:08:44Can you just tell him to stay back?
00:08:47Why should I? She's more family to me than you are.
00:08:50You know what? If you're afraid of her, then you should stay away.
00:08:53Ain't that right, Bella?
00:08:56Oh, it's time for school.
00:08:57You know, I'd give you a ride, but the whole first rule and all...
00:09:01Whatever. I don't want a ride from you anyway.
00:09:04God, again with the attitude.
00:09:06Um, also one more thing. There's really no bus stops on the street,
00:09:10and Ubers take forever to get here. So, who knows? You may have to hitchhike.
00:09:13What?
00:09:14Yeah. Ciao.
00:09:18Go over there.
00:09:20Chew!
00:09:34Chris, you asshole!
00:09:43Wait, isn't that the girl from yesterday? Why did she just come out of Chris's house?
00:09:53And that is how you do it.
00:10:00Chris, you are such a dick!
00:10:05You must be Abigail, the new transfer student late on your first day.
00:10:09You're quite different from how Mr. Peters described you.
00:10:24Oh my god, it's you!
00:10:28Thanks for standing up for me yesterday.
00:10:30Oh, I'm so sorry. What's your name again?
00:10:33Oh, my name is Abigail.
00:10:35I'm Kylie. Can I throw a welcome party for you?
00:10:38What? I don't even know anybody.
00:10:41That's the whole point of a party.
00:10:43Please, pretty please, give me a chance to thank you.
00:10:46I want to be your friend.
00:10:48Okay then, I guess.
00:10:53You'd better dress up, girl. Give me glam, elegant, something truly stunning.
00:10:57I want everyone to know my new BFF is a total baddie.
00:11:08Don't go to that party.
00:11:09What, are you afraid that me and your ex are gonna get back at you?
00:11:12Wow, fine. My bad for trying to be nice.
00:11:16Don't blame me when you regret it.
00:11:28Oh, what the hell am I gonna wear to this party?
00:11:35A fruity bra.
00:11:37I didn't expect my dear sister to be so childish.
00:11:43Nope. I need a serious glow up. No more of this childish shit.
00:12:00No more of this.
00:12:00Okay, that's a good boy.
00:12:02No, these are not toys.
00:12:05These are toys! These are toys!
00:12:21Oh, no.
00:12:23And a fruity bra to Lacey Thomas. I gotta say, it's quite the leap.
00:12:30Sorry about that. Can you just, um, give it back to me, please?
00:12:33Nope. Not until you tell me what you bought all this stuff for.
00:12:37And more importantly, why it's all so sexy.
00:12:41Oh my god, don't tell me you actually took my childish comment to heart, did you?
00:12:45No. It has nothing to do with you. I was just shopping for Kylie's party and
00:12:49I just bought some underwear, too, while I was at it. That's all.
00:12:53I told you not to go to that party. You need to stay away from Kylie.
00:12:57Back off. I could be friends with whoever I want.
00:13:00There.
00:13:11Whoa. It feels super weird saying this, but my sister's actually kind of cute.
00:13:18My sister's actually kind of cute.
00:13:24I'm gonna hang out with my new friends.
00:13:26I can't wait to hear all the dirt your ex has on you.
00:13:31Look, I don't know how many times I have to tell you, Kylie is not...
00:13:43This should be glam enough, right?
00:13:51Last time I'm gonna tell you, do not go to that party.
00:13:54Seriously, what is your problem?
00:13:56Am I not allowed to have my own life now?
00:13:58Kylie is not as nice as you think. I mean, the girl is literally nothing but trouble.
00:14:02Don't talk shit about my friend. Besides, she's better than you.
00:14:05You always bring me trouble, you stupid selfish dick.
00:14:12Listen, I'm only warning you because dad told me to look out for you.
00:14:19Hold on.
00:14:22Are you wearing perfume?
00:14:27Did you forget rule number two, big brother? Three feet apart at all times.
00:14:35Come on, Kris. Get a hold of yourself. She's your sister.
00:14:45Hey, Kylie. I'm here.
00:14:54Hey, Abigail. What brings you here?
00:14:57Ew, that dress screams clearance bridesmaid.
00:15:03But you told me you were throwing me a welcome party today.
00:15:06Who the fuck do you think you are?
00:15:09Aw, you must have misunderstood me. But still, I'm glad you came.
00:15:14Whoa, is this for me? Let's have a look.
00:15:21Juice? What is this? Kindergarten?
00:15:24If you're gonna show up uninvited, at least bring some real booze.
00:15:30It seems I'm not wanted here, so I'll just see myself out.
00:15:34Nooo, don't go. You haven't tried your juice yet.
00:15:51I don't understand. I thought you wanted to be my friend. Why would you do this to me?
00:15:55Friends? With you? My dad's the wealthiest guy in town, and you think you can be my friend?
00:16:03Oh, I get it now. You transferred to Clearwater High because you wanted to mooch off the rich kids.
00:16:09Hey guys, check out my new friend, Abby Fail. She sucks just as much as our stupid name.
00:16:16Aw, say cheese. Dance, Abby Fail.
00:16:20Kylie, stop. Aw, looks like you're about to cry.
00:16:23Hold a pose, Abby Fail.
00:16:47Get off me! Leave me alone!
00:16:50Well, bestie, how does this $3,000 bottle of Louis taste?
00:17:04Chris was right. You're the worst. I can't believe I ever wanted to be her friend.
00:17:08Let me guess, the whole pregnancy thing was a lie, too.
00:17:14Finally showing your true colors, huh? Let's be real. You only stood up for me yesterday because you
00:17:18wanted to look good in front of Chris. That's how you got into his bed last night, right?
00:17:23You slut! You're actually delusional, and you're just some whore who's trying to sleep her way to the top.
00:17:29Guess I'll just have to put you in your place. Everyone enjoying the show? How about we take this
00:17:35party over to the pool? This doesn't feel right. I gotta go find her.
00:17:48Come on, pick up, pick up. Hey man, what's Kylie's address?
00:17:54Let go of me!
00:17:58Please let go. I didn't do anything to any of you. Why are you just going along with her?
00:18:03Enough bitching!
00:18:05Come on guys. She's drunk off that Louis, so let's help sober her up in the pool.
00:18:09No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:18:24My dress, it's too heavy, I'm sinking.
00:18:28Look at you, laying like a drowning dog.
00:18:39Help me! Somebody help me!
00:18:42Aw, Crowley won't. This is my house. No one's coming to save you.
00:18:51Oh my god, look at her, this is so gonna blow up on TikTok.
00:18:57Abigail!
00:19:12Come on, come on.
00:19:26Chris.
00:19:27I'm sorry I'm late, are you alright?
00:19:35Chris, you were just having a little fun with her?
00:19:38Fun, huh?
00:19:45How about now, you still having fun?
00:19:47What the fuck?
00:19:54Phone's in the pool, now!
00:20:01She's mine. You mess with her, you mess with me.
00:20:05Come on, let's go. Let's go.
00:20:25Shit, she's burning up.
00:20:27Your dress is soaked, we gotta get this thing off.
00:20:30Hey.
00:20:32Hey, Abigail.
00:20:33Wake up.
00:20:35I don't feel good
00:20:37She's so drunk
00:20:39Listen, you're running a fever
00:20:41Alright, I'm going to get you in some nice, warm, comfy clothes, okay?
00:20:52Chris
00:20:54Yeah?
00:20:55Did you say something?
00:21:06Abigail?
00:21:07Uncle Pat, I mean, Dad
00:21:10Crap, if Dad catches us like this, we're screwed
00:21:12Hey, Abigail, are you asleep?
00:21:15Mm-hmm
00:21:16I wanted to give you a gift I brought home with me
00:21:18Mm-mm
00:21:22Abigail, is something wrong?
00:21:30Abigail!
00:21:48Stay calm, she's your sister
00:21:49You don't feel anything
00:21:52Chris, are you hot too?
00:21:54Oh my God, she's so drunk
00:21:57And hot
00:22:02Don't
00:22:03It's really hot in here
00:22:04Let me help you cool down
00:22:09Oh, oh
00:22:16Shh
00:22:17Don't
00:22:35I guess she's downstairs
00:22:45Chris, why'd you just touch my lips?
00:22:48And
00:22:50Are you hard?
00:22:52What is wrong with me?
00:22:54Why do I want my sister?
00:22:57Chris, are you mad at me?
00:22:58Look, you're right
00:22:59Kylie's the worst
00:23:00I shouldn't have gone
00:23:02Thank God you were there to save me
00:23:04It was kind of sweet
00:23:06Stop this
00:23:07You can't want this
00:23:08You can't
00:23:09She's your sister
00:23:36God, what am I doing?
00:23:38Kissing my sister?
00:23:39Have I lost my damn mind?
00:23:41Have I lost my damn mind?
00:23:50Hmm
00:23:52Hmm, Chris
00:24:07I'll have you
00:24:22Oh, Chris
00:24:23Oh, Chris
00:24:26Oh, Chris
00:24:27Yes
00:24:37Oh, my God
00:24:39How could I have a wet dream about Chris?
00:25:02Careful
00:25:19Oh shit, why did I actually want that to happen?
00:25:31Hey, get back here. Abigail hasn't had her breakfast yet. Wait up for her and drive her to school.
00:25:42Eat up, kiddo. There's plenty to go around.
00:26:14You're so odd.
00:26:20What? Why didn't you just call me?
00:26:24Why didn't you just call me?
00:26:26Did you just say Abigail was hot?
00:26:31Fuck, stay cool, stay cool. Don't let dad find out.
00:26:34No, I meant Bella, which must be hot sitting under the table.
00:26:41Hey, we're gonna be late. We gotta go.
00:26:44Hey, wait for your sister.
00:26:53Remember rule number one?
00:26:55Yep, total strangers. Got it.
00:26:59Good.
00:27:10What the fuck?
00:27:17Did Abigail just come out of Chris's car? What the fuck?
00:27:21He's never driven any girl to school, like ever.
00:27:25Are she and Chris actually dating?
00:27:27As if. She's probably just another dumb bitch trying to cling to him.
00:27:29God, he always attracts the most desperate trashy sluts.
00:27:38What the fuck?
00:27:44What the fuck?
00:27:46What the fuck?
00:27:48What the fuck?
00:27:59Bro, what's going on with you and the new girl?
00:28:02Everyone's saying you gave her a ride this morning to school?
00:28:04Dude, nothing's going on between us, alright? Absolutely nothing at all.
00:28:10Alright ladies, in the pool first.
00:28:13Boys, warm up.
00:28:36Hey, stop! Seriously!
00:28:38Oops, sorry. It's just so crowded in here, you know? Totally an accident.
00:28:57Oh shit, my top is gone.
00:29:04Damn it, where did it go?
00:29:07Okay ladies, that's time. Boys, you're up.
00:29:14Oh no! I think we're missing someone.
00:29:17Pretty sure it's Abigail.
00:29:24Oh my god, what is that?
00:29:26Is it someone's swimsuit?
00:29:32Abigail, is this yours?
00:29:34No freaking way. Does that mean she's basically naked?
00:29:37Don't worry girly, we'll record this iconic moment for you.
00:29:41She's probably trying to get all the guys turned on.
00:29:43What a fucking slut.
00:29:45Can you please give it back?
00:29:47Uh oh, you're too far away.
00:29:49I can't throw it all the way over there.
00:29:51I'll just ask some of the guys to bring it to you.
00:29:54Hey boy!
00:29:56Abigail's bikini top fell off and she needs a hand putting it back on.
00:30:00Any volunteers?
00:30:04Just throw it to me, please!
00:30:06What?
00:30:07You're gonna swim over here?
00:30:09Wow Abigail, that's pretty bold.
00:30:12All the guys are gonna see her tits.
00:30:13We all know that's exactly what she wants.
00:30:16Let's help her out then.
00:30:17Schoolgirl skinny dips during class.
00:30:19That's so going viral!
00:30:25Holy shit!
00:30:27What are these? Double Ds?
00:30:29Oh I think I just saw one of her nips!
00:30:33What should I do?
00:30:36Oh yeah, I'm gonna give it to her.
00:30:39They won't see me if I'm underwater.
00:30:47God, she's so pathetic!
00:30:49Oh Abigail, ready or not, here I come!
00:30:55Stay away from her, you son of a bitch!
00:31:22I'm gonna mess a deep thing!
00:31:27Oh, so high!
00:31:39And you didn't even have her not.
00:31:48Everyone, turn around, now!
00:31:57You're safe, man.
00:32:02Again?
00:32:03Wait, Chris.
00:32:04Don't get me wrong, I really didn't know it was hers.
00:32:07I just wanted to help.
00:32:09You and you.
00:32:11You touch her again, I'll make sure you regret it.
00:32:33I think there's something wrong with me.
00:32:36No one's ever made me feel like this before, but she's my sister.
00:32:41God, I'm such a sick freak.
00:32:45He saved me.
00:32:46Again.
00:32:47No one's ever cared about me like that.
00:32:50Does Chris like me?
00:32:51Even just a little?
00:32:55I need to see him.
00:32:56I need to think him properly.
00:33:02Hey, Oscar, what's up, dude?
00:33:04I wanted to ask, are you and Abigail, like, a thing?
00:33:09Great.
00:33:10Now everyone's catching on.
00:33:12Look, bro, I know you, and you don't get involved in other people's shit like this.
00:33:16Not ever.
00:33:19Abigail's my sister, dude.
00:33:21You happy now?
00:33:22For real?
00:33:22Nice.
00:33:24I was worried you had a crush on her or something.
00:33:26Abigail's totally my type, man.
00:33:28She's super cute.
00:33:30She has an insane body.
00:33:32She's not fake like those other girls.
00:33:34Bro, you're tripping.
00:33:35Abigail, she's got a shitty personality, and her body's mid as fuck.
00:33:39She's got a flat chest, flat ass, scrawny chicken legs.
00:33:43Dude, you can do better than her.
00:33:47Abigail, what were you thinking?
00:33:49He only helped you because you're like a sister to him.
00:33:55I was holding back, but now that I know she's just your sister, I'm totally going to go for her,
00:34:00man.
00:34:01Well, good luck with that, man.
00:34:03All right.
00:34:03See you later.
00:34:04See ya.
00:34:06See ya.
00:34:06See ya.
00:34:10See ya.
00:34:11See ya.
00:34:18Dude, what the hell are you doing here?
00:34:20I'm here to see Abigail.
00:34:22No, no, no, no, dude.
00:34:23You can't just show up to someone's house uninvited.
00:34:26Get out.
00:34:30Get out.
00:34:33Get out, dude.
00:34:35Hey.
00:34:42What are you guys doing?
00:34:49Uh, Abigail.
00:34:53Want to go to the movies?
00:34:54Just me and you?
00:35:00No, Abigail.
00:35:01Don't go.
00:35:08Bro, you're tripping.
00:35:10Abigail, she's got a shitty personality, and her body's mid as fuck.
00:35:14Oh, Chris Lawrence.
00:35:16Just watch.
00:35:17I'm way more charming than you think.
00:35:19Sounds fun.
00:35:20I'm down.
00:35:21Just...
00:35:24Just give me some time to get ready.
00:35:26Take all the time you need.
00:35:28Take all the time you need.
00:35:37Take all the time you need.
00:35:38What are you doing in here?
00:35:39I have to change.
00:35:40Get out.
00:35:41You can't go on a date with Oscar.
00:35:43You can't go on a date with Oscar.
00:35:43Why not?
00:35:50Because...
00:35:52Because Oscar is too good for you.
00:35:55Are you serious?
00:35:56You were unreal.
00:35:57You came in here just to tell me that I'm not good enough for your friend.
00:36:00Get out.
00:36:01I may not have the perfect body, but don't think, not even for a second, that I'm not good enough.
00:36:06Because I am.
00:36:07I know I am.
00:36:08Get out.
00:36:08That's not...
00:36:09That's not what I meant.
00:36:10I said get out.
00:36:15Damn it.
00:36:16Why did I say that?
00:36:17God, if I don't tell someone my feelings soon, I swear I'm gonna explode.
00:36:21But how the fuck am I supposed to say that I like my baby sister?
00:36:25Shit.
00:36:26I should apologize to her.
00:36:59Okay, where the hell do you think you're going in that shirt?
00:37:02I mean, your tits are literally about to pop out.
00:37:04Okay, get out of my way and stay out of my business.
00:37:08Abigail, look, I'm just trying to look out for you as your older brother.
00:37:11Hey, Oscar is an actual jerk.
00:37:14He's just gonna end up hurting you.
00:37:15You always see the worst in people, Chris.
00:37:18Like with me.
00:37:19I'm just somebody with a shitty personality, mid-body, flat ass, flat chest, and what was it?
00:37:26Oh, yeah, scrawny chicken legs.
00:37:29Oh, and take a good fucking look at these.
00:37:32Because it's the last time you'll see it, asshole.
00:37:39Fuck!
00:37:58Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
00:38:06yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
00:38:06yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
00:38:06yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
00:38:07yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
00:38:07yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
00:38:20You like the movie?
00:38:24You like the...
00:38:43Don't mind him.
00:38:45I have some more popcorn.
00:39:07What the fuck?
00:39:08I'm sorry man, my hand's lit.
00:39:12Why did that guy seem so familiar?
00:39:17Geez, I'm a mess.
00:39:20I'm sorry that asshole cut our date short.
00:39:22That's okay.
00:39:24I still had a nice time.
00:39:33What the hell was she even laughing about?
00:39:35What, she talks to a guy for like two hours and selling their fucking soulmates?
00:39:40Hey, you got something right there.
00:39:44Did I get it?
00:39:45Uh, no.
00:39:47Not quite.
00:39:47Hold on.
00:39:50What the fuck?
00:40:02No, no, no, no, no.
00:40:03This is whack.
00:40:04Look, my sister can date other guys but not my best friend.
00:40:09I need to go make sure he doesn't hurt her.
00:40:11Yeah.
00:40:19Does she actually like him?
00:40:29Oh, um, thanks.
00:40:36You're really cute.
00:41:01Why?
00:41:02Why would I think of him at a time like this?
00:41:08I, um, I'm just not feeling too good so I'm gonna head home.
00:41:16You're the first person to ever turn me down, Abigail.
00:41:20That only makes me want you more.
00:41:25Morning, son.
00:41:26Morning.
00:41:27And Chris, make sure your calendar's clear next weekend.
00:41:29We're gonna go visit the graves of Abigail's parents.
00:41:33What did you say?
00:41:35Gross, Chris.
00:41:36Wait, no, no, no.
00:41:37What did you say?
00:41:38You said her parents died?
00:41:39What do you mean?
00:41:40Aren't you her parents?
00:41:41You said she was my sister.
00:41:42Chris, I am not playing these games with you today.
00:41:44No, no, Dad.
00:41:45I'm being serious.
00:41:47Is Abigail my biological sister or not?
00:41:51Is Abigail my biological sister or not?
00:41:53No, of course not.
00:41:55Abigail is the daughter of my best friend.
00:41:57He and his wife died in the line of duty.
00:42:02Oh, I knew it.
00:42:04God, I knew it.
00:42:06I'm not a freak.
00:42:11Well, I don't know about that.
00:42:13Then the story starts to wrap up.
00:42:15Hero comes home a changed person.
00:42:17So, who can answer?
00:42:19What are the three different parts in a play?
00:42:22When he's not talking, he's really not that bad.
00:42:32Is she that obsessed with Oscar?
00:42:34God, as soon as I find out, she's actually not my sister.
00:42:37She falls head over heels for my best bro.
00:42:39Fucking perfect.
00:42:41Abigail, do you know the answer?
00:42:47Abigail, answer the question.
00:42:48I, um...
00:42:50I...
00:42:51I...
00:42:52I...
00:42:53I...
00:42:57I choose B.
00:43:02My question was, what are the different parts in a three-act play?
00:43:06Abigail, I expect you to pay more attention moving forward.
00:43:10Yes, Miss Bella.
00:43:16Still an asshole.
00:43:20What does Abigail have that I don't?
00:43:30Chris, just wait till we get home.
00:43:32I'm telling Dad you're a big fat boy.
00:43:35Oh, my God.
00:43:37Evie Everett is back.
00:43:38Isn't she Chris's girlfriend?
00:43:40Chris's girlfriend?
00:43:42Oh, the one in the photo.
00:43:44The one in the locket that he never takes off.
00:43:46Yeah, they're childhood sweethearts.
00:43:48Back then, Chris would follow Evie to her ballet class and back every day.
00:43:52He stuck to her, like, glue.
00:43:54Then, two years ago, Evie got into the Royal Ballet.
00:43:57She's the youngest principal dancer ever.
00:43:59Isn't she awesome?
00:44:02She sounds incredible.
00:44:26Evie's back.
00:44:27Our Queen Bee's back.
00:44:35Oh, my God.
00:44:37Oh, my God.
00:44:41They're so cute.
00:44:44Aren't they just perfect together?
00:44:45So, she's Chris's girlfriend.
00:44:48Oh, she's flawless.
00:44:50I've never seen anyone so gorgeous.
00:44:52So graceful.
00:44:54See?
00:44:55That's Evie.
00:44:56The only girl Chris has eyes for.
00:44:58She's everything that you're not.
00:45:00Hey, guys.
00:45:02Look what we have here.
00:45:05It's a sweet little love letter.
00:45:10Your teasing drives me mad.
00:45:12You pick on me till I'm sad.
00:45:15But I still want you so bad.
00:45:20You're stubborn.
00:45:21You're annoying.
00:45:22But your smile's my undoing.
00:45:24I think I really like you.
00:45:27You kept me up last night, thinking about that kiss.
00:45:31I'd give you my first time and let you show me bliss.
00:45:34Riley, stop it.
00:45:35Give it back.
00:45:36Riley, give it back to me.
00:45:38Abigail, your kindergarten love poems are so cute.
00:45:41No wonder you're still a virgin.
00:45:43Go on.
00:45:44Tell us.
00:45:44Who exactly are you going to lose it to?
00:45:48Who exactly are you planning to give it to?
00:45:50Give it back to me.
00:45:55Riley, cut it out.
00:45:58Wow, Abigail.
00:46:00Didn't know you had it in you.
00:46:01Miss Goodie Two Shoes over here has been two-timing Oscar and Chris.
00:46:06No, no.
00:46:07It's not what you think.
00:46:08Don't be shy, girl.
00:46:09Share with the class.
00:46:13Who is that letter for?
00:46:15Oscar or Chris?
00:46:20Is Abigail's love letter?
00:46:22For me?
00:46:25The letter is...
00:46:26Speak up!
00:46:27Oh, my God.
00:46:29Was I right?
00:46:30You've liked Chris all along, haven't you?
00:46:32Tell everyone.
00:46:33Tell Oscar who's Chris to you.
00:46:42I'm the one who...
00:46:43Chris is my brother.
00:46:53Chris is my brother.
00:46:54Chris is my brother.
00:46:56And this letter is for Oscar.
00:47:01Really?
00:47:02Because I've already cut it bad for you, Abigail.
00:47:10Fuck!
00:47:11I'm supposed to be saying that.
00:47:18I have no competition to someone as pretty and cool as Evie.
00:47:22Plus, Chris only thinks of me as his baby sister.
00:47:29I want to go home.
00:47:31I want to go home.
00:47:32I want to go home.
00:47:32It's okay.
00:47:33I'll get you home.
00:47:35Abigail, your first love died before it even had a chance.
00:47:46Hey, Abigail.
00:47:48You said you wrote that love letter for me.
00:47:50Is it true?
00:47:52I...
00:47:53Abigail, you don't have to be shy.
00:47:55I'll say it again.
00:47:57I like you.
00:48:00I just need you to say it.
00:48:03Do you like me too?
00:48:07I...
00:48:08I...
00:48:08I...
00:48:17My brother..
00:48:18He doesn't have an umbrella so I...
00:48:20I should probably go home.
00:48:22It's raining cats and dogs out here.
00:48:23Get home safe, okay?
00:48:35Are you crazy?!
00:48:36It's storming out here.
00:48:37Why are you just standing on it?
00:48:38the pouring rain the rain didn't stop you from floating with oscar he was just walking me home
00:48:43okay that's all that's all please everyone knows you guys like each other i mean didn't you write
00:48:51him those love poems aren't you obsessed with him why are i being so difficult look let's just go
00:48:56inside and we can talk about it okay we can go inside if you agree to my third rule what
00:49:03well
00:49:04number one in public we're complete strangers i can't have anyone know when we live under the
00:49:09scene no way okay easy peasy rule number two you stay at least three feet away from me at all
00:49:16times
00:49:19rule number three no more oscar you're mine
00:49:35that was my first kiss
00:49:43tactically not your first what do you mean never mind abigail i want you
00:50:20christ
00:50:22maybe we shouldn't your your dad's gonna be home any minute
00:50:25no no don't worry he's gone on a fishing trip he's not gonna be back tonight
00:50:40chris i
00:50:46chris i
00:50:49i i don't know how
00:50:53it's all right abs you're doing amazing
00:51:08i want you to feel me
00:51:21god he's so hard
00:51:25oh sorry did i do something wrong did i do something wrong no you're doing amazing
00:51:41now let me return the favor
00:51:45wait maybe maybe we shouldn't it's okay you can trust me am i really gonna lose my virginity to chris
00:51:54my adopted brother
00:52:05look at me
00:52:06look at me
00:52:22chris what the devil are you doing
00:52:25oh dad chris what the devil are you doing
00:52:29oh dad i'm just uh just exercising exercise
00:52:34oh god please tell me you have not been bringing those groupie girls home
00:52:40oh what am i gonna do what no no no i would never dad come on you gotta believe me
00:52:46you're my dad yeah i'm your
00:52:47dad so i know what you're like
00:52:51what's this
00:52:56what's this
00:52:59uh it's uh napkin napkin napkin napkin yeah i was um i was eating dinner sorry dad on the couch
00:53:05i know i'm not supposed to do that uh what happened again
00:53:12oh
00:53:14you smell like fish from the trip uh i think you should you should go shower abigail's gonna be home
00:53:18any second here really i stink yeah i don't i don't smell anything
00:53:24yeah yeah all right
00:53:30huh i thought my heart was gonna explode out of my chest
00:53:37look maybe maybe we should just tell him
00:53:40isn't that moving a little too fast
00:53:42i mean is it he's your dad too and
00:53:45shit at this point he likes you burning likes me
00:53:47i think he'd be really happy if he found out we were together
00:53:51chris do you actually like me
00:53:59chris do you actually like me
00:54:01because a couple hours ago you were acting like my mortal enemy and now you want to make it official
00:54:05so what's with the 180 abigail i gotta be honest up until recently i thought
00:54:13i thought you were my real sister like my blood sister
00:54:18what oh my god chris that is the most stupid thing i have ever heard in my entire life
00:54:26oh my god you are silly you are so silly all right all right okay okay i'll stop i'll stop
00:54:32i'll stop i'll stop
00:54:56what are you what are you talking about listen abigail's father asked me to look after
00:55:00her like she was my own it was literally his dying wish
00:55:03as a guardian i can't let her date a boy like you
00:55:07what's that supposed to mean what i'm i'm not good enough for her
00:55:09no you're not i mean you get into fights you you sneak into clubs you were suspended last semester
00:55:15abigail's on her way to harvard she's out of your league son
00:55:35what's wrong what if someone sees us what's wrong with that what what am i not do you not think
00:55:40i'm
00:55:40good enough for you what no of course not it's just yesterday i told everyone that we were siblings
00:55:50you're right you're right i'm sorry i i shouldn't be so sensitive
00:56:03see evie i was right they're not actually siblings i mean you've known chris for like ever right
00:56:09since when did you have a sister maybe they're just like really close it's honestly refreshing
00:56:15seeing siblings get along so well abigail is it you think you can steal my man and get away with
00:56:23it
00:56:24not a goddamn chance
00:56:30i guess chris likes me more than i thought
00:56:41oh my necklace
00:56:46that locket
00:56:52oh this
00:56:55two years ago right before i left for england chris gave me this locket as a promise
00:57:00look it even has a picture of us in it see
00:57:05he said they're a matching pair just like us and that he would wear every day and that i should
00:57:11too
00:57:11so that way every time i look at it i'll think of him he said that way everyone will know
00:57:16that he's
00:57:16gonna love me forever love love you forever i know it sounds kind of cheesy saying that about your
00:57:23childhood sweetheart but i can tell he really means it and you're his sister right you know how he is
00:57:39oh abigail you are dumber than i thought a basic bitch like you could never take chris away from me
00:57:49it even has a picture of us in it see he would wear every day and that i should too
00:57:53so that way every
00:57:54time i look at it i'll think of him no no it's fine chris wouldn't lie to me like that
00:58:06oh my gosh does that dumb
00:58:08bitch actually think chris is into her what a joke just wait till she hears the truth what are you
00:58:14talking about you think anyone really believes you're chris's sister we know exactly what's going
00:58:20on between you and chris wanna know what you are to him you're a bet a bet yep ever since
00:58:34you broke
00:58:34his sweetheart locket with evie he's hated your guts you really think he likes you chris has been in
00:58:40love with evie this whole time chris bet he'd make you fall in love with him after three months
00:58:44he said if it worked he would dump your ass right away oh look you were so desperate he snagged
00:58:52you in
00:58:52just two weeks yeah and evie doesn't even know about the bet chris will seriously do anything for her
00:59:07tell me the truth did you make a bet about me you found out
00:59:15listen listen i i can explain we we thought it'd be funny if i
00:59:19answer one more question this locket the person you wear that for are you gonna love them forever
00:59:25and ever right right yeah yeah but it's okay i've heard enough i hate you chris
00:59:36dude did you tell abigail about our bet you know the one that i'd get into harvard instead of her
00:59:41everybody was wondering why your slacking ass was suddenly wanting to improve your grades
00:59:46so i told them we have a bet look i'll go apologize to abigail all right that's on me
00:59:54he said i want you to help me get settled in
00:59:57you know with me being new here and all i don't know where anything is don't worry beau i got
01:00:02this
01:00:03plus abigail's your sister she's not gonna hold this against you
01:00:06your family that's what family is for
01:00:15chris is such an asshole a total jerk i'm in love with that jerk what am i gonna do
01:00:27it was just for shits and gigs so you knew about it too yeah sorry
01:00:36we shouldn't have done the bet without you knowing it's not your fault it's chris's you don't have
01:00:42to apologize it's okay abigail this will be the last time you cry ever
01:00:51damn i thought you had this big crush on me you know i still have the love letters to prove
01:00:56it you
01:00:57know i was just caught off guard
01:01:02abigail will you forgive me we won't make stupid bets like that anymore
01:01:06oscar i should be the one to apologize
01:01:09i lied to you
01:01:12chris is not my real brother his father just adopted me last month
01:01:16that's why we've been living together
01:01:19i'm sorry we should have told you so that's why abigail's so special to chris
01:01:24he's not just spoiling his baby sister he wants her to be his girl wow that's
01:01:32a surprise so um why tell me now i'm sorry oscar thank you for liking me
01:01:42i just i have feelings for someone else
01:01:51ah so there's someone else well he hurt you didn't he you know
01:01:59i hear the best way to get over a heartbreak is to find someone new abigail i could be your
01:02:07fake
01:02:07boyfriend maybe that'll cheer you up that wouldn't be fair to you who knows you might even fall for me
01:02:15in the process i know that's selfish but god i want to give myself one more chin
01:02:25what the are you doing
01:02:33what are you doing getting all cozy with oscar like this what do i just mean nothing to you
01:02:37oh great it's you what do you want tell me who is oscar to you oscar is my crush he's
01:02:45the guy
01:02:46that i like i want him to be my boyfriend what about me what about us bro chris you gotta
01:02:51calm
01:02:51down dude fuck off what are you so pissed off for okay so we messed around we had some fun
01:02:58so
01:02:59what messing around that's all that was to you yeah duh oscar can actually keep up with me
01:03:05do you think i would choose you a loser who cuts class just to pick fights tell me honestly
01:03:11do you actually mean that of course i do
01:03:15chris
01:03:17who fennett wants us in your office right now
01:03:21eaves i was actually just about to go looking for you
01:03:28chris let's go shopping later i need new ballet slippers and there's this really cute pair i've
01:03:33been dying to get sure yeah whatever you want i'll get it for you let's go
01:03:41why am i so sad why should i be heartbroken over a stupid liar so this someone it's chris isn't
01:03:50it
01:03:50nope i absolutely cannot stand him i mean it i hate chris yeah yeah sure got it um well how
01:03:59about a fake
01:04:00date with a fake boyfriend dinner's on me you don't mind if i'm using you not at all kind of
01:04:07like the rush of it
01:04:08bringt
01:04:17try this sweet's for my little sweetheart okay
01:04:28oh wow you guys here on a date mind if we join
01:04:34my guest
01:04:50Oh, ah, she's actually allergic to fish, my man.
01:04:56Aw, you and your sister really are super close.
01:05:05Yeah, my big bro, he loves to spoil me, doesn't he?
01:05:15Let go.
01:05:17What was that?
01:05:17Did you say you wanted some steak?
01:05:21Here, let's get you some steak.
01:05:26Say ah, open wide.
01:05:30Here you go, say ah.
01:05:33Oh, nice.
01:05:40I sure do love my steak.
01:05:42Well, let's get you another bite then.
01:05:43Say ah.
01:05:45That's enough, Chris.
01:05:46Aw, Chris has always been so playful, am I right?
01:05:49He used to do stuff like that to me all the time.
01:05:53Honestly, I am so grateful Chris had such a sweet sister keeping him happy while I was gone.
01:05:58I was terrified he would just be sulking around the whole time because of how much he missed me.
01:06:11Are you full?
01:06:12If you're done, let's go home.
01:06:14Hey man, you take Evie home, I'm gonna take my sister.
01:06:17You know what, actually, I don't think I'm quite ready to call it a night.
01:06:23Oscar, didn't you tell me that you were gonna take me to that nightclub?
01:06:25You know, the one that your friend works at?
01:06:28Abigail, if you go to a nightclub you're gonna get in big trouble.
01:06:31So, trust me, I'd know.
01:06:33Let's go home.
01:06:37Let's go home.
01:06:38No, thank you.
01:06:40I think that you should take Evie on a really sweet date and I'm gonna hang out with Oscar for
01:06:45the night.
01:06:45I said let's go home.
01:06:48Chris, you're scaring Abigail.
01:06:50Come on Oscar, let's go.
01:06:56Well, just me at home tonight, Evie.
01:06:58Want to come over?
01:06:59Of course.
01:07:13Abigail, you were the one who wanted to come.
01:07:15Don't tell me I snuck you in here for you to sit there and sulk.
01:07:19I wonder what Chris and Evie are up to right now.
01:07:22Your boyfriend's right here and you're talking about another man?
01:07:26You really don't give a shit, do you?
01:07:31Bottoms up.
01:07:32Come on.
01:07:33This is fun.
01:07:34But we, uh, we do gotta bounce soon.
01:07:36The cops show up, we're busted.
01:07:40Fuck!
01:07:41Cops here, we gotta go!
01:07:47I want to get drunk.
01:07:52Wow, I'm finally Chris' passenger, Princess.
01:07:59Oh!
01:08:01How does it taste?
01:08:03Do you want to try?
01:08:07Fuck! Fuck!
01:08:08Fuck!
01:08:09God, please, what is happening?
01:08:12Get out of the car.
01:08:13Why?
01:08:14I have to go look for Abigail.
01:08:16Chris, I don't get it.
01:08:18You asked me to come over, didn't you?
01:08:20Come on, let's have some fun.
01:08:22Oh, cut the act already.
01:08:25We both know there's nothing between us.
01:08:27And why did you try to make us look like a couple in front of Abigail?
01:08:30I didn't know.
01:08:31I was just trying to befriend your sister.
01:08:34She is not my sister.
01:08:39Now get out!
01:08:49And you better start clearing up these rumors about us.
01:08:52I only let you get away with it before because I didn't like anyone,
01:08:55but that's changed now.
01:08:56So it's time for these bullshit games to fucking end.
01:08:59If I hear one more stupid rumor, I'm going to expose the truth in front of everyone.
01:09:07Fuck!
01:09:10Oscar!
01:09:11Two miners right here!
01:09:14Stop right there!
01:09:17Shit!
01:09:17I can't let my mom find out I was at a club.
01:09:20She'll freeze my cart.
01:09:21She'll confiscate my car.
01:09:26Oscar, wait!
01:09:31I'm going to need to see some I-D, miss.
01:09:38Abigail!
01:09:45Damn, brat!
01:09:46Come on, let's go!
01:09:47Stop right here!
01:09:51And go, go, go, go.
01:09:53Go!
01:09:53Let it go!
01:09:55Let go!
01:09:55No!
01:09:57Run, run, run!
01:09:59Go, go!
01:10:19We must have gone in here.
01:10:21Let's go!
01:10:21Okay.
01:10:23Oh.
01:10:39Why did you show up at the club?
01:10:41I thought you were taking Evie home.
01:10:43Hey, you pushed me away first.
01:10:45You don't get to play the victim now.
01:10:49Damn it, Abs.
01:10:50I just...
01:10:51I can't stay mad at you.
01:11:03It's so cramped in here.
01:11:04Why don't we go somewhere a little more cozy?
01:11:10Oh.
01:11:11Oh, nice.
01:11:13I'm gonna stop.
01:11:16Okay, wait.
01:11:18So, what about you and Oscar?
01:11:19Didn't you guys just make it official?
01:11:21He's just my fake boyfriend.
01:11:23Wait, wait, what?
01:11:25Sorry, come again?
01:11:26I asked Oscar to be my fake boyfriend.
01:11:29Okay?
01:11:29Happy?
01:11:30Uh, no, actually.
01:11:32Not at all.
01:11:32Explain.
01:11:33Chris, you're committed to loving Evie forever.
01:11:35So why do you keep playing with me?
01:11:41Loving Evie?
01:11:42When did I ever say that?
01:11:43The locket?
01:11:45The necklace that's for couples.
01:11:47It's supposed to symbolize eternal love or whatever, right?
01:11:51It's proof that you love Evie.
01:11:53This?
01:12:02It's not...
01:12:03It's not Evie?
01:12:04Nope.
01:12:05So that's...
01:12:06My mom.
01:12:08She's beautiful.
01:12:09So you're telling me this mess was all because of this necklace?
01:12:13No, that's not it.
01:12:14Because you bet all of your buddies that you can get me to fall for you within three months.
01:12:18So, of course, I don't believe that you actually like me.
01:12:20I never said the bet was about making you fall for me.
01:12:23The bet...
01:12:23What?
01:12:24What was it about?
01:12:26It was about us getting into Harvard.
01:12:28I bet Oscar that I would get into Harvard over you.
01:12:32Harvard?
01:12:37Fake dating my best friend to get back at me for something I didn't even do?
01:12:42Now that we both know you've been a bad girl,
01:12:44I think it's time you finally get punished the way you deserve.
01:12:49And what punishment would that be?
01:12:52Chris, what are you doing?
01:12:53Let me down!
01:12:54The more you fight it, the worse it's going to be.
01:12:59What are you doing?
01:13:02Punishing you.
01:13:17Don't do that again.
01:13:20Using another guy to make me jealous.
01:13:22I can't stand it.
01:13:23You're mine, Abs.
01:13:25No one else's.
01:13:27Okay.
01:13:28I'm yours.
01:13:42You're playing with fire.
01:13:46Don't hold back.
01:13:47I can handle anything you give me.
01:13:51I can handle anything you give me.
01:13:52I can handle anything you give me.
01:14:06I can't handle anything you give me.
01:14:08I can handle anything you give me.
01:14:13I can handle anything you give me.
01:14:15I've never seen this thing I use.
01:14:15I'm not washing you.
01:14:15I know I don't know this.
01:14:16I can't run fast enough, can't pick up the pace
01:14:20People run towards love, call my cause it craze
01:14:24Let's be real, some true love is really just a phase
01:14:28Heard it all before, y'all just need a score
01:14:31Don't want it anymore, can't take it no more
01:14:35Love or I adore us, yes and I am sure
01:14:38Because love is war
01:14:41You chase even better than last
01:14:48Be careful, you might get addicted
01:15:09Good morning princess
01:15:11Good morning
01:15:13Chris, remember you can't sleep in today, you've got to
01:15:16What the hell are you two doing?
01:15:25I told you to stay away from Abigail, didn't I? She is not like you
01:15:29It's my fault, if you want to be mad at someone, be mad at me
01:15:32I'm the one who fell for Chris first
01:15:33You like Chris?
01:15:35Yes, I'm the one who wants to be his girlfriend
01:15:39Really? Him? What do you see in this ruffian?
01:15:43I mean, sure, he inherited my handsome face, but other than that
01:15:46That face is good enough for me
01:15:48I promised your father I would look after you like you were one of my own
01:15:51In a year you're going to be at Harvard
01:15:53You're going to meet a boy who treats you right and can give you the kind of life you deserve
01:15:57Seriously, Dad?
01:15:58I can give Abigail the life she deserves
01:16:01She's made me change my ways
01:16:02I'm setting goals and I'm working hard to meet that
01:16:04I think I'm going to get into Harvard now
01:16:08I'm going to become someone she's proud to call her boyfriend
01:16:12Jesus Christ, this can't be happening
01:16:14Dad, the only two people I need in my life are you and Chris
01:16:17There are billions of people out there, but you two are the ones who took me in and loved me
01:16:22like family
01:16:23Why would I choose some random guy when I can have him?
01:16:26The guy who really loves me for who I am
01:16:30All right, Chris, you've got one year of high school left to round into shape
01:16:33And if you don't get into Harvard, you can forget about dating Abigail
01:16:38God damn, Dad
01:16:39You can't just cut your son a little slack here
01:16:47So, you fell for me first, huh?
01:16:50That's pretty bold, you're crushing on your adopted brother
01:16:55Maybe I fell for you first
01:16:57But you're the one who turned your life around just so we could be together
01:17:00Fine, I guess I'm a little obsessed
01:17:03Now, I can't wait to see the look on Dad's face when we go off to Harvard together
01:17:08From high school seniors to senior retirement homes
01:17:12Chris stayed by my side every step of the way
01:17:15We graduated from Harvard, became husband and wife
01:17:18Started a beautiful family together
01:17:20And every single day, I fall in love with him all over again
01:17:25We're we're back in love with you all on Christmas
01:17:28So, here's my first life
01:17:30We're now a memory of the س
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