00:00I love you Wade Wilson
00:04We can fight this
00:06You're right
00:07The cancer is only in my liver, lungs, prostate and brain
00:10All things I can live without
00:11What if I told you
00:15We can make you better
00:16You're a fighter
00:20We can give you abilities
00:22Most men only dream of
00:24Make you a superhero
00:26You just promise you'll do right by me
00:29So I can be right by someone else
00:31And please don't make the super suit green
00:34Or animated
00:35One thing that never survives this place
00:37Is a sense of humor
00:39We'll see about that, Popspice
00:41Oh, come on
00:43You gonna leave me all alone here with less angry Rosie O'Donnell?
00:59Let's play
01:00I wanna know
01:01How does it change?
01:02Straight up with a holder
01:03Mr. The Buff
01:04White print
01:05You're a fake mother
01:06Uh
01:07Wait!
01:19You may be wondering why the red suit
01:22Well, that's so bad guys can't see me bleed
01:24This guy's got the right idea
01:27He wore the brown pants
01:28Daddy needs to express some rage
01:32Motherfucker!
01:39It reads like old lady pants in here
01:52Sounds like you have a dick in your mouth
01:54Oh
01:56Motherfucker, you are hard to look at
01:58Like a testicle with teeth
01:59You look like Freddy Krueger face-fucked a topographical map of Utah
02:03Exactly
02:04You're getting down, down
02:06I can get shit free
02:07I won't be the one
02:08Is it not for me?
02:09Bitch, please
02:10You're the only thing you can't steal
02:12Is came out to play
02:13Stay out of my way
02:14Oh
02:15Oh
02:15Oh
02:15Oh
02:16Oh
02:17Oh
02:18Oh
02:19Oh
02:23I'm touching myself tonight
02:26He's gonna give it to you
02:28He's gonna give it to you
02:29He's gonna give it to you
02:31He's gonna give it to you
02:32You are haunting
02:34You look like an avocado had sex with an older avocado
02:38Thank you
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