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My Dad Is Poseidon ๐Ÿ’• ๐Ÿ’•
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00:12Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, Beach!
00:33Slow-ass sea slug!
01:01Filthy scavengers!
01:02When Lord Poseidon ruled the Deep, you Skyrats swore never to breach the surface!
01:09Poseidon?
01:11Fish food ages ago.
01:38Sire! Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier!
01:41I'm retired. Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:48Sire!
02:04Who the hell broke my new console? I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:09Sire! You're finally stepping in!
02:25Go fight somewhere else. Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:29My king! Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:53What did you do? Turn me back right now!
02:58No!
03:02Sire! The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command!
03:05Lead us against Olympus! We beg you!
03:08Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years.
03:11I'm retired. I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:21Screw power struggles. Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:30Fight!
03:38Get your hands off me, creep!
03:40Sorry! I didn't mean to...
03:46Wait. Pointy ears. A dryage? What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:54He's just a regular human. A total nerd.
03:58Damn it. The Aphrodisians kicking in.
04:10You're burning up down here. Way harder than I pictured.
04:14I was drugged. This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup. If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out,
04:21I die. I really need this guy.
04:30Goddamn. You really know how to flip my switch.
04:39I need more. A lot more.
04:50Don't stop. Harder. Squeeze me tighter.
05:01What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:05Hey. I put in a lot of work. Don't tell me you forgot.
05:10Leora! I know you're in there! Nowhere left to run!
05:14Goddamn it. He tracked me.
05:29Leora. You're my fiancรฉ. You belong with me. Come home.
05:34Get away! Dylan!
05:37As the leader of the Sacher, you actually drugged me.
05:44Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:48You slept with someone?
05:50Who screwed up my plan?!
05:54Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
05:57News flash, tough guy. Real men don't need tricks.
06:00You talking to the boss like that, punk?
06:08So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:11You actually fucked this beach bomb shut-in?!
06:20Touch him again and you'll regret it!
06:22Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value.
06:25Can't push too hard yet.
06:29I won't kill him.
06:31But you're coming with me, Leora.
06:32Yeah.
06:35Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:43Forget today ever happened.
06:45Go back to your life.
06:59Seriously? Can't I just play my game for once?
07:12Those assholes are back already.
07:14What are you talking about?
07:21Hey, pencil neck! I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:24Either get the hell out of this water, or kneel and call me daddy.
07:28Dylan Hook, speak up man, my ears are shot.
07:31Keep acting tough!
07:32Jax can stomp boulders to dust!
07:35Even Nereus' sea boat give him a wide bird!
07:49You asked for this.
08:03You one-shotted pants-topping orcer?!
08:06Who the hell are you?!
08:07Who the hell are you?!
08:18Asshole. Using my divine power to barbecue. Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:24What are you whining about?
08:26Nothing.
08:27Heat's too low. Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:35Molly? Gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:41Huh. Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:50Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea? Is that why he never comes to see me?
08:55Yeah, baby. But he retired recently. We're gonna find him now.
09:09I'm badly wounded. I don't have much time. Find Lily's real father. Leave her with him. I just hope you
09:17two can live in peace.
09:21Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:36There it is.
09:45Liara's wounded bad. Drag them both back to the Dillon. Lifetime of easy living.
09:54What the hell was that?
09:57Nothing. Just swapped a bug.
10:02That girl from five years ago. You came looking for me?
10:07She's your daughter. We need you now.
10:11So you're my dad? You're actually pretty handsome.
10:16This aura? She's got my blood.
10:24Who did this?
10:26Don't worry about it. Just keep Lily safe.
10:33Mommy? Mommy? Mommy?
10:37Mommy? Mommy?
10:47Mommy?
10:52It's too late, boss. Her heartbeat's fading fast.
11:10Somebody help me!
11:24give me a name leora who did this i'm going to tear them apart
11:30it was
11:53your father sold you to me a long time ago you're my fiance my property
11:57you filthy whore spread your legs for some straight dog
12:04but at least your bloodline is still worth something
12:12no let go
12:15with nymph blood in my veins even olympus will bow to me
12:27i got careless diving near a shipwreck my fault shipwreck those cuts are surgical leora
12:36someone did this to you
12:41you're just a regular guy stay out of it
12:45boss soup's ready
12:52if i don't make it promise me you'll take care of lily she's all we have left
12:59she's safe now drink soup isn't gonna fix this jack
13:11jack you
13:14ambrosia residue golden apple sap i studied this in grad's time greek meth said it could raise the dead
13:22for mortals where the hell did you get this more try it
13:37these ingredients where did you get them
13:45it's my first time meeting daddy i gotta find the prettiest shell for him
14:13what a lively little snack
14:15gulp you down and my power doubles
14:26i just fished this stuff out of the bay
14:28you want more
14:30i've got a ton of it laying around
14:32this guy's luck is insane
14:36a random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods
14:41is this coast a secret olympian vault
14:43you're safe here liria
14:48we've got a kid together now
14:51i'm not letting anything touch
14:53you you or lily jack i'm grateful but i
14:58daddy help
15:01something's trying to eat me
15:05lily's in trouble
15:12i i'm not tasty my mommy and daddy are super
15:16strong please don't eat me
15:22divine power runs through this girl
15:26i'll devour you and i might even claim the sea king's throne
15:32ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
15:42oh
16:04You disgusting freak!
16:06What do you think you're doing to my daughter?
16:09Mommy!
16:11I've got you, baby.
16:14Touch my kid again, and I'll rip my head off your shoulders!
16:19Ha! You ruined my meal?
16:23Wait. The baby mama herself. Perfect.
16:32Two courses for the price of one!
16:41You bitch!
16:47Jack, take Lily and run. Go!
16:51Go!
16:55Run from the Lycian Hydro, you pathetic little insects.
17:14Poseidon's bloodline. If I stay, I'm dead.
17:24What the hell just happened? It ran?
17:27Damn, Leoya. Your powers are badass. You straight up scared the monster off.
17:33Me? No way. Even at full strength, I couldn't take that thing. I'm still recovering.
17:39Wait. Maybe it sensed the guardian of the sea vault?
17:44Whatever. Let's get home. That thing might circle back.
17:51About that monster.
17:57Failed at the perfect time? Figures. He's just a regular guy, after all.
18:01W points out.
18:04No way.
18:14No way.
18:24Not for now.
18:31Follow the story.ezid.
18:42my liege have mercy i didn't know she was your die i swear it i please spare my life
18:48no problem thank you my lord thank you for your mercy try to remember that in your next life
19:07enjoying the show
19:17my king we had nothing to do with the hydro we swear listen to me if any of you take
19:24one step
19:24near my daughter again i will skin you alive now get the fuck out of my sight
19:31yes yes my leash
19:44my love since you refuse to tell me who did this to you i'll just have to dig up the
19:49truth myself
19:58that wild god pan's always pulling power grabs but poseidon guy's long gone probably fish food in
20:06some trench right sea god myth ancient history wanna bet there ain't no sea king anymore
20:23the world's the same as ever the dead are louder than the living who the hell are you
20:29you're in hades territory
20:53is hades still breathing if he is tell him to get his ass out here
21:02who the fuck is tearing up my domain
21:10i don't have time for this i'm not wasting it on you i need a background check
21:19you know who i am hades's ace you crash my spot you die here
21:46little fish
21:55hated staff one shot the sea king he's real
22:03hades you hiding come out or this whole place turns into driftwood one two
22:15thank the fates the boss is here
22:23boss this bum
22:30you idiot piss off the lord of the oceans and we all drown
22:34you're done get out
22:35in front of poseidon your ants
22:38i'm saving your worthless heights
22:45my lord
22:46is this handling satisfactory
22:48i'm not here for fun
22:50dig up everything on that leora and her daughter
22:57understood
22:57i'll mobilize every team right now
22:59you have three days
23:01i'll be back
23:05everyone
23:06drop what you're doing full sweep on the leora and child
23:10every resource every contact now tell them poseidon's back
23:22poseidon's back let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point
23:34dylan wants the woman dead
23:35dylan wants the woman dead kid comes with us alive she's still hurt
23:38easy pickets let's move
23:52we'll make a nice stew surprise daddy for lunch
24:01a forest nymph playing happy home mater pathetic
24:08who are you dylan's orders come quietly to the stronghold or i drag your corpse back
24:17mommy who's the ugly goat man hand over the kid
24:30stay away from my daughter don't you dare touch her
24:55i'll go with you on one condition
24:59let my daughter go
25:01no mommy i'm not leaving you
25:14kids mine you die
25:23my poison fog the more you fight the faster it rots you from the inside give up
25:31you've gone too far even if i die today
25:34i'm not letting you win
25:38you're wounded poisoned
25:42done
25:44the kids coming with me
25:47don't touch her come at me feisty one dylan wants you dead
25:54but first i'm gonna have some fun
26:03such a pretty face all mine now
26:10let my mommy go you bastard
26:19lilly lilly
26:21run get out of here
26:26serve me well and i might let her run a little longer
26:44let her run a little longer
26:50your hands off her
26:59you touch my woman you're a dead man
27:07jack
27:09what the hell just happened
27:14you okay babe so you're the boyfriend
27:18too bad i'll snap every bone in your body with one
27:31hand
27:33now
27:45If I pull this vine, the whole cliff goes with us, demon.
27:50Run all you want! My pack tears you both apart!
28:05No!
28:34No!
28:36No!
28:36No!
28:38No!
28:38No!
28:41No!
28:44No!
28:45No!
28:50No!
28:52Daddy!
28:54Don't leave mommy!
28:55I don't wanna lose her!
28:57Shh!
28:58Lily!
28:58Don't cry!
28:59Daddy promises mommy's gonna be okay!
29:01We're going back for her right now!
29:09Hand over the kid!
29:11I'll make your death quick!
29:19Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay?
29:25Daddy's gonna do a little magic trick.
29:28Okay.
29:32You are the best!
29:42Some nobody dare stare me down?
29:44You're asking to die!
29:48You're not human!
29:50Who the hell are you?
29:51My daughter's here.
29:53So I'm keeping it clean.
29:55Disappear.
29:55Father?
29:56I'm making it clean!
30:00No!
30:05You're coming!ller.
30:06No!
30:06No!
30:07No!
30:07No!
30:07No!
30:07No!
30:08No!
30:10No!
30:13No!
30:15No!
30:19Who?
30:20No!
30:24by how cute you are. He just passed out. Lily, stay right here inside this circle. Don't
30:35move. Daddy's going to help Mommy beat the bad guys. I'll be right back. Daddy, be careful.
30:46Don't worry, Lily. No one's ever beaten your dad.
30:56That poison's eaten you alive, little nymph. How much longer you got? Let me have my fun
31:01first. So what? I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
31:18Damn, you take a hit well. Let's enjoy this body. Then I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:26For Jack and Lily, even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
31:33No signal? You trying to hog the glory?
31:37More coming. Killing one won't save Jack and Lily. No choice. I'm taking them down with me.
31:42This the woman Dylan wants? Where the kid? Some guy took the brat.
31:48Useless. Grab her first, then we hunt the child.
31:55Just let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:01You all want to come at once? Then die together. Pick your graves.
32:17Why did you come back? Where's Lily?
32:23Lily's safe. Don't push yourself.
32:28So this is the woman's secret lover. Her taste is trash.
32:33Beg now, and maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
32:38Refuse, and you'll be screaming. End it fast.
32:44You? In our eyes, you're not even an enemy. Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
32:50Just hold on a little longer. Jack means more to me than anything. I won't let him get hurt.
33:06You want my husband? Step over my corpse first!
33:11In a hurry to die? Fine! I'll oblige!
33:43You're half dead already!
33:45How the hell did you knock me back?!
33:47The sea is sinking! Those are Poseidon's warriors!
33:52This... can't be!
34:18Ancient Ekethra! The coastal legend monster?! Why would she be here?!
34:25Ha ha ha! Our boss has real backing! He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards!
34:31No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg!
34:35They're coming for us! We're finished!
34:38Don't worry, darling. Things might turn around.
34:40Lyra Vale has been captured. Now we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
34:48They're here for me! Jack, stay behind me!
34:52With me here, no one touches you.
34:54Stop saying that, Jack! Look around! We're surrounded! We could actually die here!
35:04My lords! Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
35:11You worthless creature! You shouldn't even exist where I stand!
35:24Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
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