00:00It's not one or two, but three.
00:02It's simple.
00:04You won't be able to go to the sky.
00:06You won't be able to go to the sky.
00:08You won't be able to go to the sky.
00:10Everything...
00:12I'm going to do it again.
00:16I have an expression for me.
00:18Over-exaggerated.
00:20You're right. You're right.
00:22You're right. You're right.
00:24You're right.
00:26You're right.
00:28You're right.
00:29I've never seen it since I was here.
00:31It's not my point.
00:33You're right.
00:35You're right.
00:37You're right.
00:39That's not bad.
00:41You were right.
00:43I'm wrong.
00:45I'm wrong.
00:47You're right!
00:49Yay!
00:51You're right now.
00:53You're right.
00:55Look.
00:57I'm going to ask you a woman, Master!
00:59But I'm going to die right now!
01:01They say they're going to help us!
01:02Who's who?
01:03Right!
01:04It's Anjong Gun!
01:06You're going to be three lives, but it's a life that's right.
01:09You're going to be a little bit of a knife.
01:11So, it's a real thing.
01:12Okay, let's go.
01:13Let's go.
01:13Let's go.
01:13Let's go.
01:13Let's go.
01:14Let's go.
01:14Let's go.
01:15Let's go.
01:15Let's go.
01:16Let's go.
01:18Ipagkakawag ko sa'yo ang pinakamalaking kasiyahan sa mundo ngayon.
01:20Dalhan mo ko ng camellio.
01:22I'm calling now, Uber.
01:24Hmm?
01:25Hey, Uber?
01:25Yun na ang sasakyan nam, hindi kami.
01:28Oh, sige.
01:28Pero ano nga yung Uber?
01:31Bakit ko namang kailangan sabihin?
01:32Bakit mapayikot-ikot ang usapan?
01:36Ah, hindi.
01:38Ayos nga yan eh.
01:38Dahil ang bastos mo.
01:40Uber?
01:40Tama?
01:41Siya maranak 83 taon pagal yun.
01:43At mula nun, siguradong malaki ng pinagbago ng mundo kaya marami na akong hindi alam.
01:46Kaya dapat kalmati lang.
01:52Lokong Seed!
01:53Bakit di niya sinabi sa akin na may mga ganyan na dalawang gulong?
01:55Munti kung hindi may iwasan!
01:57Hindi mo na iwasan.
01:58Huh?
02:01Huh?
02:04Huh?
02:08Ah!
02:10Ano ba yan?
02:11Bakit may tunong na nang galing dyan?
02:17Bakit, Lola?
02:18Ngayon mismo?
02:20Magsa-sightseeing ako.
02:21Okay, sige.
02:22Iniinom mo naman ang gamot mo, di ba?
02:24Okay, okay, okay.
02:25Sige.
02:26Huwag kang masyadong kumain ng mga malalamig.
02:28At saka ingat ka sa mga lalaki na bastos magsalita.
02:30At huwag mong tignan yung mga tinatawag kang maganda.
02:32At pag may nagsabing may gagawin sila para sa'yo,
02:34kung kakausap sa kanya,
02:35naiintid yan?
02:35Gusto ka niya makausap?
02:36Gusto mo palitan ko?
02:37Pero ayoko.
02:38Hoy, itong mukhang to magiging kaakit-akit sa labang susunod.
02:40Ano sa nasabi nito?
02:41Parang boses yun ng lalaki.
02:43Hello, Kayong!
02:45Kayong!
02:45Hello!
02:47Hello, Kayong!
02:48Di ako pumatay na may buhay.
02:50Dahil yun ang patakaran ng Lola ko.
02:51Kaya para matanggal sa sistema ko,
02:53nagpapakapagod ako.
02:54Dugo?
02:56Teka.
02:56Ah!
02:57Pagod!
02:58Ah!
02:58Pagod, tama.
02:59Oh.
03:01Araw-araw mula walong taon hanggang college.
03:02Sumasama ako sa Lola kung magtanim ng linga,
03:04mag-ani,
03:04magtanim ng sila at mag-ani.
03:06Ah!
03:08Ah!
03:08Masakit ang katawan ko.
03:09Pero kailangan magkabisado
03:10at magtaps sa klase ko.
03:12Pagbuga ko sa trabaho,
03:13kaya naiisip ko na
03:14may gusto akong patayin.
03:17Pero panibagong araw na ulit.
03:18Ah!
03:18Ah!
03:19Ah!
03:19Ah!
03:20Kaya pala.
03:21Nako, kinikilabutan ako.
03:23Nakakatawa ka, Ma'am Kayong.
03:25Ikaw ang sir.
03:26Ha?
03:27Dalawang bond ka na sa farm, no?
03:28Oo.
03:29May koche ka?
03:30Oo.
03:31Pag na-aksidente ka,
03:3210% discount sa unang service.
03:34Ma'am, hindi.
03:36Kayong...
03:37Basta, sobrang kakatakot ka.
03:38Pero kakatawa.
03:40Nga pala,
03:41curious lang ako talaga.
03:42Yung mga psychopath ba,
03:43di talaga marunong magmahal?
03:45Mamatay o magsakripisyo para sa iba?
03:47Yung ganun?
03:47Para sa ibang tao?
03:49Kaya kong pumatay?
03:51Hindi ba pagmamahal yun?
03:54Hehehehe.
03:55Wow.
04:02Ay, wow.
04:03Grabe naman.
04:04Mama, gusto kong bilhin lahat na nandito.
04:06Di ba?
04:07Nga pala, gusto kong bilhin lahat na nandito.
04:10Nga pala, gusto kong bilhin.
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