00:00Welcome to Elderfield, a picturesque haven for the discerning visitor.
00:05Begin each day refreshed. Rise from your cozy bed.
00:10Wash away yesterday's little worries. Prepare a hearty breakfast.
00:14Ignore that sinking feeling and step cheerfully beyond the sanctuary of your home.
00:19In Elderfield, honest work brings honest rewards.
00:24But harvest, run, and prosper.
00:29Now, no town is complete without its people.
00:32You'll laugh with your friendly neighbors.
00:35Keep up the local events. Build lasting friendships.
00:38And, should your heart lead you, exchange vowels with that special someone until death do you part.
00:46Personalize your living space with charming furnishings, tasteful decor, and thoughtful adjustments to better accommodate visitors.
00:55Discover and domesticate our delightful wildlife.
00:58Visit the bustling town mall.
01:00Stand bravely before the dark and ancient things.
01:04Enjoy a spot of fishing.
01:05Express yourself with a refreshing change of stars.
01:08Peseech the old gods.
01:10Perhaps enrich yourself to a jaunty haircut.
01:12Parts of her.
01:13Chop some wood.
01:14Venture where you are not well.
01:15Tent your cross.
01:16Make terrible offerings.
01:18Kiss your beloved.
01:18Scrabble with their animals.
01:20You'll come to drown in the darkness of the land.
01:23There remain to the shreds of your sanity.
01:25Smile for the name.
01:26Welcome to Elderfield.
01:37And, remember, the taxman comes for us all.
01:41I was happy.
01:42Cheers.
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