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A Girl Find True Love ( HD ).
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00:00:00Art is supposed to be subjective, but Kingpun's art is subjectively good, while mine is objectively struggling, and at the
00:00:09worst time possible.
00:00:10Right now, I need to be on my A-game to get into the CalArts summer program, aka my dream
00:00:16school.
00:00:17Through your medium of choice, show us your happiest moment.
00:00:20Are you fucking kidding me?
00:00:22What a vague bullshit prompt.
00:00:24A vague bullshit prompt that will determine if I have a shot in hell at getting into one of the
00:00:28most competitive schools in the country, which will determine if I have a future in art at all.
00:00:33No pressure, though.
00:00:34So how do I answer this impossible question?
00:00:37Huh, what if my happiest moment was when I came out to my mom?
00:00:41Okay, now turn it to the right.
00:00:46Also, I think I'm gay.
00:00:48Actually, I know I am.
00:00:49Ew, Barbara from next door is gay!
00:00:52Oh, okay?
00:00:52Sorry, my first instinct was to name other gay people we know.
00:00:56Honey, I'm so happy for you!
00:00:58She's always been supportive.
00:00:59Paige!
00:01:00Paige!
00:01:01Come on, no edibles before school.
00:01:03We've talked about this.
00:01:03Dylan's almost here.
00:01:04You're gonna be late.
00:01:05What if I just skipped the rest of junior year and went right to CalArts?
00:01:09Well, you could, but then you wouldn't get a lot of cool free swag from me.
00:01:14I'm already scared.
00:01:16I can't wait.
00:01:16Look.
00:01:17Glow-in-the-dark dental dams.
00:01:19They make your post kind of glow.
00:01:21It's so pretty.
00:01:22It's just a soft glow.
00:01:23Mom.
00:01:24When I was a teenager, we used to use glow-in-the-dark condoms.
00:01:26It really added a touch of whimsy to an otherwise fraught situation.
00:01:30We don't use those.
00:01:31We?
00:01:33Finally.
00:01:34Oh, my gosh, Paige.
00:01:36Is it Colleen from next door?
00:01:38Because she's so tall.
00:01:39I like that.
00:01:40Statuesque.
00:01:40It's not anybody.
00:01:41Because we, the queer community, we don't use those.
00:01:46So, just vibrators?
00:01:48Isn't that a little limiting?
00:01:50Probably.
00:01:51Okay.
00:01:51I'm going to put him here because I feel like you're going to change your mind.
00:01:54But if not, let me know because I have the receipt.
00:01:56Okay.
00:01:56Maybe she's a little too supportive.
00:01:59And that would be my best friend, Dylan.
00:02:02He's kind of like my platonic soulmate.
00:02:06I've always been able to share anything with him.
00:02:11Actually, maybe that was my happiest moment.
00:02:13So, I like girls.
00:02:16Me too.
00:02:17I still share everything with him.
00:02:19Even a Spotify account.
00:02:21I know.
00:02:21Spotify informed me.
00:02:23You live in the Phoebe Bridges for eight hours straight last night.
00:02:25Which is concerning because she only has two albums.
00:02:28Are you okay?
00:02:29Sad lesbian music is an integral part of my identity.
00:02:33So, I'm assuming that the application is not going well.
00:02:36Just can't figure out what to send in.
00:02:39I know that colleges love a good coming out story.
00:02:41Please don't do that.
00:02:42You'd be like the billionth gay person today.
00:02:44How about you draw my presidential portrait?
00:02:46Hmm.
00:02:47That's a cute idea, Dylan.
00:02:49It's good, isn't it?
00:02:49But your political ambitions, they aren't my happiest moment.
00:02:53You know what I mean?
00:02:54You think that your crush on Gabriella Campos is Cal art-worthy?
00:02:58What?
00:02:59Unrequited love is the source of a lot of great art.
00:03:02And there's nothing more unrequited than my crush on Gabriella Campos.
00:03:08That's not Gabby.
00:03:10That's her sister, AJ.
00:03:14All right, kids.
00:03:16Time for this week's take-home project.
00:03:18Find a partner.
00:03:19Want to be my partner?
00:03:20That is Gabby.
00:03:22Sure.
00:03:23Now, I want to see you share responsibilities like real parents would.
00:03:28What should we name it?
00:03:29How about lentil?
00:03:31Lentil the egg.
00:03:33So dumb.
00:03:35I love it.
00:03:37Hi, lentil.
00:03:39Your moms love you very much.
00:03:44She's kind of the first girl who made me feel like life could be as good as art.
00:03:48You know?
00:03:53No!
00:03:53I'm not going to let you spend all of high school pining over some girl who doesn't give you the
00:03:57time of day.
00:03:58You know I don't like to serve my power as class president, but I'm going to have to if this
00:04:01keeps up.
00:04:02Stacey is going to win.
00:04:04Also, you do know that as class president, you don't have any actual power, right?
00:04:08That is a sad way to look at democracy.
00:04:23All right.
00:04:26Holy shit.
00:04:26You like?
00:04:27Save water.
00:04:28Shower together.
00:04:30That looks so hot.
00:04:31Damn, Stacey's also really hot.
00:04:33Great job with these, by the way.
00:04:36Though I do feel like you spent a little bit more time in Stacey's.
00:04:38Nope.
00:04:38I told you guys, I'm Switzerland.
00:04:40Oh, shit.
00:04:42They are also a little bit wet.
00:04:45Thanks for telling me that after I pick it up.
00:04:47And yeah, I'll just close the...
00:04:49Okay, no.
00:04:50Conio.
00:04:51Ay.
00:04:51Anyway, as I was saying, as your future class president, I think it's time for you to move on from
00:04:56Gabriela.
00:04:56It's too predictable to go for the most popular girl in school.
00:05:00Great.
00:05:00Right on cue.
00:05:01All of them.
00:05:02I want it all.
00:05:03Give me all of that.
00:05:03All of them.
00:05:04Give me, give me, give me all of them.
00:05:05All of them.
00:05:06I want it all.
00:05:07Give me all of that.
00:05:07All of them.
00:05:08Give me, give me, give me, give me all of them.
00:05:09Is she in slow motion again?
00:05:10Yeah.
00:05:10Music playing in the background?
00:05:12Mm-hmm.
00:05:12Funny feeling down there?
00:05:13Naturally.
00:05:14You are a lost cause.
00:05:15Ay, que joder.
00:05:18Heads up!
00:05:19Bye back.
00:05:21Yeah.
00:05:22Let's go.
00:05:23Let's go.
00:05:24Yeah.
00:05:24Yeah.
00:05:24Uh-uh.
00:05:24Uh-uh.
00:05:25Uh-uh.
00:05:27Shut the hell up.
00:05:29Starting the week strong with the new Kingpun mural.
00:05:31You know everyone's still thinking it's you, right?
00:05:33Well, little do they know, my rage anxiety would never let me deface school property.
00:05:37Whoa!
00:05:38Could you please not waste water and undermine my political platform?
00:05:42Oh, Kingpun did it again.
00:05:43Check it out.
00:05:44I kind of think that this one's good.
00:05:45I think it's kind of corny.
00:05:47Well, I think that you can't draw for shit.
00:05:49And I think that they're actually talented.
00:05:51No, you're so funny.
00:05:54Okay, everyone, away from the vandalization!
00:05:57Oh, God, here we go.
00:05:58If any of you have any information, as my mother used to say, snitches get riches.
00:06:04Have you ever seen him smile?
00:06:05Once.
00:06:06At a fire drill.
00:06:08He loved the chaos of it.
00:06:09Hey, nice mural, Paige.
00:06:10Tim, ugh, I love this little bit that we've got going, but it's not me.
00:06:16Oh, sure, Paige.
00:06:17Sure, Tim.
00:06:19No, it's definitely her.
00:06:21Doy!
00:06:22Hey, Kingpun thinks she's not Kingpun.
00:06:34Kingpun is who you should date, unless it's a dude or unless it's you.
00:06:37Because then you'd just be dating yourself and that would be weird.
00:06:39Hmm, you have no idea how hard it is out here for your everyday gay doing.
00:06:44Stop making excuses.
00:06:46You've been in a relationship since the first day of middle school.
00:06:48Also, this semester I'm going to make my move.
00:06:51Oh, yeah?
00:06:51Name one time they made a move.
00:06:52Uh, there was that server at Cheesecake Factory that gave me extra brown bread.
00:06:56It was her job.
00:06:56It was sexual.
00:06:57Hey, Stacey.
00:06:58Hey, you.
00:07:00Hmm.
00:07:00Did you turn your class president up in yet?
00:07:02You know I love some competition.
00:07:04Ooh, you know what happened to the deadline since the fifth grade?
00:07:07And that was only because I had severe chickenpox.
00:07:10But it was the worst case they'd ever seen.
00:07:13How is this a lot in school?
00:07:15Hmm.
00:07:16Hmm.
00:07:17God, I love when you're the best at things.
00:07:18Oh, yeah.
00:07:19Hmm.
00:07:21Wow.
00:07:22You guys are so straight, it's almost gay.
00:07:24Hmm.
00:07:25Do you guys want to come over after school and take edibles and watch track?
00:07:29So you could convince yourself that a CBD dog tree made you high again?
00:07:32Yeah.
00:07:32No, thank you.
00:07:33Plus, after school, we can't.
00:07:34We have track trials.
00:07:35Ugh.
00:07:36Why would you sweat when you don't have to?
00:07:38Well, you know, Paige, some people actually enjoy physical activity.
00:07:41Shocking.
00:07:41I know.
00:07:42Will you help me meet one of these?
00:07:43Sure.
00:07:43And me, some of these?
00:07:45The impending water wars depend on my win.
00:07:47Not that I took the high road while taking down the establishment.
00:07:49That is so fun.
00:07:51You can't help me take it.
00:07:53No.
00:07:54Okay, no.
00:07:54No.
00:07:55No, no, no, no, no.
00:07:56Okay, no.
00:07:56There are plenty of other queer options for you to date at this school.
00:07:59Please.
00:08:00Like who?
00:08:01Yeah, Paige.
00:08:02What about Shatel?
00:08:03I mean, she's like a cool Wiccan lesbian.
00:08:06I don't know.
00:08:07She's tried to put a love spell on me at least six times.
00:08:09If I'm going to date a witch, she has to be a talented one.
00:08:11Okay, true, true, true.
00:08:14How about...
00:08:14Oh, how about Aaron Billnings?
00:08:18No, she's a horse gay.
00:08:19All right, that's a little redacted.
00:08:22Stacey's just mad because she spent a summer at a question camp.
00:08:25What about I am?
00:08:27No, wait.
00:08:28I definitely don't have enough followers to date them.
00:08:31Plus, they're on and off with Gabby every other week.
00:08:34True.
00:08:35Hey, what about Amy?
00:08:37Amy?
00:08:38Yeah, right.
00:08:38Gateway gay.
00:08:39She's fingered every girl on the school.
00:08:41So what?
00:08:42I'm sure she's washed her hands.
00:08:44Wait, duh.
00:08:45What about AJ?
00:08:46Why would I ever do that?
00:08:47That's literally Gabby's sister.
00:08:48Also, is she even queer?
00:08:50Yeah, she's bi.
00:08:51And she's mysterious as hell.
00:08:53Yeah.
00:08:53AJ actually came out way before Gabs, but Gabs just dates more, so everybody forgets that
00:08:58AJ's queer, too.
00:08:59Talk about bi erasure.
00:09:01Gabby!
00:09:01Hey, Miss President.
00:09:03Hey.
00:09:03Excuse you.
00:09:04Anyway, question.
00:09:05Do you have the sign-up sheets for track trials today?
00:09:07I sure do.
00:09:09Let me get that for you.
00:09:11Hey.
00:09:12Here you are.
00:09:15Oh, Gabby.
00:09:15You know Paige, right?
00:09:17Um, yeah.
00:09:19Your locker is a site for sore eyes.
00:09:23Um, thanks.
00:09:25Are you coming out today?
00:09:27I've actually, I've been out for a really long time.
00:09:29I'm extremely gay.
00:09:30Oh.
00:09:30I was actually talking about track tryouts.
00:09:35Right.
00:09:36Yeah, I'm gonna see you there.
00:09:37I'm gonna, I'm gonna go on the track.
00:09:40Yeah, right.
00:09:40The last time Paige ran, she was fleeing from a bee.
00:09:43It was hilarious.
00:09:44It's on YouTube.
00:09:44I watch it whenever I'm depressed.
00:09:46No, it's not.
00:09:48Well, I should run, but maybe I'll see you later.
00:09:50Bye, Gabby.
00:09:51Hi, Gabby.
00:09:52So long.
00:09:52Vote for Dylan, babe.
00:09:54No, she's not gonna vote for you, honey.
00:09:56Stop staring without consent, please.
00:09:58It's horrifying.
00:10:00Really?
00:10:01You?
00:10:01Track tryouts?
00:10:03Yeah, that's, that's it.
00:10:05That's how we're gonna fall in love.
00:10:07I think you and Gabriella would be disgustingly cute together.
00:10:09And I think that if it were going to happen, it would have happened already.
00:10:13You can't force these things.
00:10:14Babe, I love you, but you're so wrong.
00:10:17How many copies do you guys need?
00:10:19One thousand.
00:10:19Two thousand.
00:10:20One thousand.
00:10:20Four thousand.
00:10:21Five thousand.
00:10:22Six thousand.
00:10:22Gotcha!
00:10:23Evans, I knew it was you.
00:10:25Principal's office now.
00:10:26Go.
00:10:27Oh, crap.
00:10:28I forgot my cleats.
00:10:29Can you help me?
00:10:30Turn off the light.
00:10:32Shut the door.
00:10:34Okay, actually, leave it open.
00:10:37I assume you know why you're here?
00:10:39Am I in trouble or something?
00:10:41We are so done with your games now, Evans.
00:10:43Okay, take it down, Dexter Morgan.
00:10:46You're not a detective and this is not a cop show.
00:10:48Paige, we know that you are king pun, okay?
00:10:52And it's not that the artwork isn't great.
00:10:53It's really good.
00:10:54But all the pictures and the painting all over the school last semester, and not to mention
00:10:59a new mural every week?
00:11:01That's not true.
00:11:02Oh, you know it's true.
00:11:04Sorry.
00:11:05Come on.
00:11:06The school board is not happy.
00:11:07Mm-hmm.
00:11:08And plus, all the kids are tagging you every week in some king pun art.
00:11:11God damn it, Tim.
00:11:13Tim, you guys, I swear on my life it's not me.
00:11:18But you wish you'd invest in that lie detector now, right?
00:11:21No.
00:11:22No, I actually don't.
00:11:23Why?
00:11:23And I'm really tired of you bringing it up all the time.
00:11:25Oh, she...
00:11:25Because we had to take care of something called asbestos, all right?
00:11:29Listen, I'm sorry, kiddo, but I have to lead by example, so I'm going to have to suspend
00:11:35you.
00:11:35Call the police.
00:11:35No, we are not calling the police.
00:11:37What are you, Wyclef Jean?
00:11:39Are we going to call 911?
00:11:40Do you get that reference?
00:11:41You don't.
00:11:42God, my references are, like, older than Taylor Swift at this point.
00:11:45Listen, you're suspended.
00:11:47I called your mom, and she's on her way to pick you up.
00:11:49You can't suspend me for something that I literally did not do.
00:11:53Yeah, we can.
00:11:54No, we cannot.
00:11:56But you're the only student with the keys to the art room.
00:12:00Well, I was going to give these back today.
00:12:02Oh, well, you got blood on your hands.
00:12:04It's paint.
00:12:05Obviously, I know that.
00:12:07It's a metaphor.
00:12:08Well, I'm not metaphoric.
00:12:09It's acrylic paint, and those things are spray paint.
00:12:12Let's jot down that Miss Evans seems to have an intimate understanding of the weapon of
00:12:16her choice.
00:12:16No one's jotting down anything.
00:12:18Just jotting down.
00:12:19No, don't tell me what's...
00:12:20This is my office.
00:12:21You guys, please hear me out.
00:12:22I'm applying to a summer program at Cal Arts, and this is going to ruin my chances of it
00:12:26again.
00:12:27I'm sorry, Paige, but I looked at your records, and you were absent eight times last semester.
00:12:31Not to mention, you're not even part of one extracurricular activity.
00:12:35You're not the model student I can fight for.
00:12:37I play, I play, I play track.
00:12:42Not on my team, you don't.
00:12:44Well, I just joined today.
00:12:47I'm extremely cooperative with this type of stuff, so can't this count as a plea deal or
00:12:51something?
00:12:51Oh, impressive use of legal jargon, but you don't play track, you run track.
00:12:56Hear me out.
00:12:57How about I join track, Coach Murray keeps his eye on me, and I figure out in the meantime
00:13:04who King Pun actually is.
00:13:06Paige, I really like you, I do.
00:13:09Actually, that's a lie.
00:13:09I don't even know you.
00:13:10I hate myself that I have to say that, but the evidence is stacked against you, and I
00:13:13don't understand how playing track is supposed to help your case right now.
00:13:16Actually, I need another couple of people on the track team.
00:13:19You need people on the track team?
00:13:20I need some more people.
00:13:21Are you, and you want to take her?
00:13:23She just said, play track, like she's a DJ or something.
00:13:26Showing her how to run track.
00:13:27How are you supposed to make that Usain Bolt?
00:13:29You can't.
00:13:29I could use a couple more bodies on the track.
00:13:31I am exhausted.
00:13:32Okay, Paige, you're no longer suspended.
00:13:34You are just on probation, okay?
00:13:36If you can come up with a name who you think King Pun really is, because apparently it's
00:13:40not you, by the end of the semester, then I'll take it to the board meeting.
00:13:44Well, I will deliver.
00:13:46I can't wait.
00:13:48Great, get out.
00:13:48I have a renaissance club meeting that I'm not about to miss.
00:13:51You too.
00:13:52Take your little swimming board with you.
00:13:54God.
00:13:56Oh, it's like no moment to my soul.
00:13:59I wish there was more money for federal funding, because I'll tell you what, this ain't it.
00:14:05Thank you so much.
00:14:07Don't thank me yet.
00:14:08I'm watching you.
00:14:09Oh, hey, clipboard.
00:14:11I left a patient with a full bedpan for this.
00:14:13You are not suspending my daughter.
00:14:15We're not suspending.
00:14:15She did nothing wrong.
00:14:18I made a deal.
00:14:19You have a very savvy daughter, missus.
00:14:22Missus?
00:14:23Mm-hmm.
00:14:24That's very revealing.
00:14:26It's miss, but you can call me Angie, or Ange, or hey, girl.
00:14:32You know, I am a single mother, by choice, not by circumstance.
00:14:37I like to have sex with men.
00:14:39I don't even have to have a relationship.
00:14:41Hmm?
00:14:41What do you think of that?
00:14:43Well, hey, girl, if you don't mind me saying, you have an incredible figure.
00:14:48Oh, my God.
00:14:49We are in a school, sir.
00:14:51That is so wildly inappropriate.
00:14:54I'm sorry.
00:14:55And 100% spot on.
00:14:58This is gold.
00:14:59You should see me naked.
00:15:01Well, I'd say I'm sorry that you had to drive out here for nothing, but I'd be lying if I
00:15:05said
00:15:05it wasn't nice to meet you.
00:15:07I can't believe this guy.
00:15:09And, uh, if you do come to Paige's track meet, don't be afraid to say hello.
00:15:17I'm not afraid of anything.
00:15:18It's you who should be afraid.
00:15:23Wow.
00:15:24Track?
00:15:25That's fucked up.
00:15:26Yeah, the deal just didn't work out that great for me, but it did for you, so.
00:15:30Yeah, it really did.
00:15:32Yeah.
00:15:32Yeah.
00:15:33Is he in the school directory?
00:15:42Basically, if I don't find kingpun, then my life is over.
00:15:45But on the plus side, you totally fit in here.
00:15:48I feel like I look like a very specific type of gay right now.
00:15:52Do I at least look like a top?
00:15:54Total bottom.
00:15:55Maybe a power bottom.
00:15:56Like, you call her daddy and she calls you her sweet little prince.
00:16:01Okay, listen up.
00:16:04Come on, come on in here.
00:16:06Let's go.
00:16:07Gather round.
00:16:08Listen up.
00:16:09Returning athletes.
00:16:11I'm going to be looking to make sure that you kept your training up during the offseason.
00:16:15All right?
00:16:16Now, you newcomers, our co-captains, AJ and Gabby here, will be helping place you in an event.
00:16:25All right.
00:16:26Got this.
00:16:26For, uh, Evans over there, just try to find the thing that she sucks at the least.
00:16:32All right?
00:16:33Don't you want to at least see me try out before you think that I suck?
00:16:36No.
00:16:37Okay.
00:16:38Back to it.
00:16:39Let's go.
00:16:39Let's go.
00:16:41Come on.
00:16:41She's coming.
00:16:42She's coming.
00:16:42Hey, you made it.
00:16:43I'll be sure to let you know if I see any angry bees around.
00:16:47Did you know that male bees lose their penises when they have sex with a queen bee?
00:16:53Uh, no, we didn't.
00:16:55But now we sure do, right?
00:16:57Yeah.
00:16:58Yeah, we should get started.
00:17:00Don't worry.
00:17:01You're going to be great.
00:17:04Thanks.
00:17:05Thanks.
00:17:05Thanks.
00:17:06Thanks.
00:17:27Thanks.
00:17:51Oh, shit.
00:17:54You fucking can't be.
00:18:03You good?
00:18:04Thanks.
00:18:08No.
00:18:20I have an idea.
00:18:21How do you feel about running in a straight line?
00:18:23That's the only straight thing I can do.
00:18:27Okay.
00:18:29I regretted it the second I left my mouth.
00:18:33You mean adding to the four-by-one?
00:18:35Do you have a better idea?
00:18:37All right.
00:18:38Here we go.
00:18:40Mark.
00:18:41Get set.
00:18:43No, no doubt.
00:18:44Let's get it.
00:18:45Go!
00:18:46Come on!
00:18:47Come on, baby!
00:18:48Come on!
00:18:48You're a gebouw.
00:18:54Come on!
00:18:54Come on!
00:18:55Look at you.
00:19:17I am the fastest woman alive.
00:19:19That was mediocre at best.
00:19:21Yeah, I took an Instagram story and went over the time limit.
00:19:23Damn, but you did it.
00:19:25With a little work, maybe you could be fine.
00:19:27She's four seconds behind where she needs to be.
00:19:29Well, maybe I need someone great to teach me after school.
00:19:33All right, that's a terrible idea.
00:19:37AJ, you're going to train Paige, okay?
00:19:40Isn't that literally your job as coach?
00:19:42No, my job as coach is to motivate through fear.
00:19:45Besides, I don't get paid enough to stay after school.
00:19:48Come on, I'm watching you, Evans.
00:19:50Welcome to the team.
00:19:51All right, King Pine.
00:19:52I'm not King Pine.
00:19:53Your shorts are on backwards.
00:19:55What?
00:20:01Can you hurry up, Angie?
00:20:02I'm starving.
00:20:03You're not the boss anymore.
00:20:05We knew we were going to be home.
00:20:06Why was it for food rink?
00:20:07Today was great.
00:20:08I almost killed somebody with a javelin.
00:20:11It's true.
00:20:12And then it was nearly death by hurdle.
00:20:14Also very true.
00:20:15And I embarrassed myself in front of Gabriella.
00:20:18Come on.
00:20:18Just because Paige's sex life is in a drought doesn't mean the rest of the world has to be.
00:20:21Come on, Angie.
00:20:22We've talked about this.
00:20:23So strict.
00:20:24Sometimes I think fondly back onto this morning when my life was completely normal.
00:20:28Now I have to solve a mystery, make Abby fall in love with me, figure out how to make the
00:20:33perfect thing for CalArts, and figure out how to put a tampon in without the end always
00:20:38sticking out a little bit.
00:20:39Yeah, you know, I never mastered that either.
00:20:41Oh, but you know what?
00:20:42On the bright side, true artists are never afraid to step out of their comfort zones.
00:20:46And speaking of stepping out of your comfort zones, are you going to Stacey's party on
00:20:51Friday?
00:20:52What party?
00:20:52Are you kidding me?
00:20:54Paige, I've told you this a billion times.
00:20:56It would be like a good opportunity for you to act like a normal teenager for once.
00:20:59She doesn't want to be normal.
00:21:00Nobody wants to be normal.
00:21:01That's why I'm cool.
00:21:02All right, let me tell you a little story.
00:21:05When I was a teenager, I went to this rager, and I ended up in the back of a van
00:21:09with the
00:21:10lead singer of an Aerosmith cover band.
00:21:12And in retrospect, I definitely should have held out for the real thing.
00:21:17I mean, think about it.
00:21:18Steven Tyler, I would have never had to buy another scarf.
00:21:22Dylan, I totally wasn't thinking this party is the perfect place to investigate.
00:21:26King Pond will definitely be going, and, well, let's just say that they will rue the day
00:21:31that they let me take the fall for them.
00:21:32I know that's right.
00:21:36Okay.
00:21:37I'm going to need you to relax.
00:21:38You're starting to scare me.
00:21:40Oh, my God, I totally forgot.
00:21:43Pardon me.
00:21:45Paige, I took the liberty of washing your sex toy.
00:21:48By the way, this is very small.
00:21:50It could totally get lost up there, so you might want to think about, you know, moving on up.
00:21:55I can help.
00:21:56Well, that's an eraser, so that's not going to go up there.
00:21:59Anything's possible.
00:22:00Well, think about me and my electric toothbrush, and it's not the end you would think, either.
00:22:06Okay, well, we don't have everything in common, and I'm going to go to my room.
00:22:11Yeah, I'm going to throw up.
00:22:12That's really disgusting.
00:22:14No, you're disgusting.
00:22:15This is a sex-positive house, Paige.
00:22:18Shame does not live here.
00:22:25Thanks for having us.
00:22:29That is my impression.
00:22:30You look so beautiful.
00:22:33Paige, I cannot believe we finally got you to a high school break.
00:22:36Now let's see if you survive it.
00:22:50Welcome to the high school experience.
00:22:52The smell is better than I expected.
00:22:54I like candles.
00:22:55First order of business, time to get you drunk.
00:22:58Like, if you don't throw up by the end of the night, then I didn't get my job.
00:23:02I still can't believe this is the first of my parties you've been to, Paige.
00:23:05That's because Paige Evans is too cool for high school parties.
00:23:08Cool is one word for it.
00:23:09I just have a general distaste for sticky floors, communal chip holes, and whatever it is.
00:23:15That, my friend, is the type of sociological research you can't find in any textbook.
00:23:19He's right.
00:23:20My future constituents may act like you're moronic, but they know how to have fun.
00:23:25You are future constituents, huh?
00:23:27Oh, please.
00:23:27You know I'm going to kick your ass.
00:23:29There's no way they won't vote for my anti-authority platform.
00:23:31It's like taking candy from a politically-informed baby.
00:23:34You're going to go upstairs and practice your campaign speech?
00:23:36You're going to work on our inflection and show me those pointed hand-movers.
00:23:39Why do you guys even bother with the innuendo?
00:23:44Later, Paige.
00:23:45Oh, yeah, guys.
00:23:47Just leave me alone while I try and figure out who framed me.
00:23:51Oh, oh my God.
00:23:52Hi.
00:23:53I didn't see you there.
00:23:54Must be the masking smell.
00:23:55What?
00:23:55How have you been?
00:23:56Feeling any different lately?
00:23:57Any lustful urges?
00:23:58Deep magnetic pools?
00:24:00Anything?
00:24:01Anyone?
00:24:01Excuse me?
00:24:02AJ.
00:24:03There you are.
00:24:04Hi.
00:24:05We should go talk about track.
00:24:07I don't think so.
00:24:08Did virgin blood expire?
00:24:09That can't be.
00:24:10That was fresh.
00:24:11Okay, yeah, we can talk about track.
00:24:12Once you get stronger with age.
00:24:13Like fine wine.
00:24:15Hi.
00:24:21Okay, I wasn't going to get all Salem witch trials and point fingers here, but I know that
00:24:25she put a curse on me.
00:24:26I mean, she did steal some of my hair back in freshman year, so I believe it.
00:24:36It's a track.
00:24:38Why?
00:24:38I thought you were more interested in art.
00:24:40Oh, trust me, I am.
00:24:41But lucky for me, Principal Collins decided that I'm King Pun, so I have to figure out who
00:24:47King Pun is, otherwise I'm going to get suspended.
00:24:50That's so dumb.
00:24:52Yeah, that art is harmless.
00:24:54I know.
00:24:54It's also pretty good.
00:24:56Do you have any leads?
00:24:57I know that they're here.
00:24:59Thoughts about it?
00:25:00I'm just going to poke around until somebody cracks.
00:25:04So you're going to interrogate a bunch of drunk teens.
00:25:07Seems pretty easy.
00:25:11Well, you say that, but it could be anybody.
00:25:13Could be you.
00:25:15Do I look whimsical enough for puns?
00:25:17Okay, well, you do have an intimidating, no bullshit, striped shirt vibe going, so I
00:25:26guess not.
00:25:29Which would make you the perfect bad cop to my good cop.
00:25:34Excuse me?
00:25:36Follow me.
00:25:38Oh.
00:25:43Hi, Erin.
00:25:44Hi.
00:25:44Where were you at 6 a.m. on the morning of the 14th?
00:25:48We get Tybalt groomed on Sundays.
00:25:50Tybalt, my horse.
00:25:51Do you want to see a photo?
00:25:54Oh, my phone is dead.
00:25:55Yeah, no, no, never mind.
00:26:00How close is the nearest Michael's art supply from your house?
00:26:03Who's Michael?
00:26:04Can I have a hit?
00:26:05Me too.
00:26:06You have a secret Instagram, right?
00:26:08Yeah, but you can't afford to follow it.
00:26:11Sorry.
00:26:11Can you guys shine your lights on me?
00:26:13All right, man, you ready?
00:26:19Tim.
00:26:21What do you think of Kingpun?
00:26:22Oh, Paige here?
00:26:23Aren't your parents both artists, Tim?
00:26:25Isn't your mom a nurse?
00:26:26Your point?
00:26:27I haven't seen you save anyone's life.
00:26:29It's kind of going to work.
00:26:30You're supposed to be on my side.
00:26:31Right.
00:26:32Chantal!
00:26:34Would you consider yourself an artist?
00:26:35I mean, every witch is an artist in their own way.
00:26:39But, I mean, yeah.
00:26:40I post to Tumblr all the time.
00:26:41That's mostly just, like, Buffy, Faith, the Brothers, and Supernatural, 69ing.
00:26:45So, normal.
00:26:46Well, what art tools do you use?
00:26:48I mean, I kind of dabble in everything.
00:26:50Illustrator, oil paints, menstrual blood.
00:26:53Oh.
00:26:53Oh, no.
00:26:54Yeah, okay.
00:26:55Bye.
00:26:58Oh, my fucking God.
00:27:02What the fuck?
00:27:04Oh, hey, Paige.
00:27:05How much bad things is possible.
00:27:07Cover me with these eyes.
00:27:08She doesn't deserve to see this.
00:27:10Oh, my God.
00:27:10Come on.
00:27:11Stay easy.
00:27:12Bye.
00:27:14Her house is huge.
00:27:17It just keeps going, I know.
00:27:18They're probably fucking every room.
00:27:20Those two are disturbingly cute in a kind of kinky way.
00:27:25Yeah.
00:27:26Yeah.
00:27:27I can't believe Chantal is our best lead right now.
00:27:30I mean, it kind of makes sense.
00:27:31I've seen her drawing in class every time.
00:27:33What?
00:27:33Really?
00:27:34Mm.
00:27:35Paige!
00:27:35AJ!
00:27:45Oh, my God.
00:27:46We need to take shots, like right now, for Paige joining the track theme.
00:27:49Yeah, go ahead.
00:27:50I'm going to pee.
00:27:52Okay.
00:27:52Let's go.
00:27:53Okay.
00:27:57Oh, my God.
00:28:05Oh, my God.
00:28:06Okay.
00:28:07To joining Chag.
00:28:09To sports.
00:28:12But our mouths taste the same right now.
00:28:14What?
00:28:15I just got something stuck in my throat.
00:28:17Another Chalot looks like that.
00:28:18Yeah.
00:28:18He always does.
00:28:47Oh, my God.
00:28:48I'm so glad that you joined Chag.
00:28:50I feel like I never see you outside of class.
00:28:52I know.
00:28:54You're a Gemini, right?
00:28:56I'm a Pisces.
00:28:57Who says that complicated can't work?
00:28:59What?
00:29:00I said I love Chag.
00:29:02Yeah.
00:29:04Bye.
00:29:13Are we at the sad Trump phase in the night, huh?
00:29:18Dylan.
00:29:19Dylan.
00:29:20Don't pickle.
00:29:21Do you want to go home?
00:29:22You'll be better, yes.
00:29:23And your drunk guest has a training with AJ tomorrow.
00:29:26Oh, shit.
00:29:29Mr. President.
00:29:31Wow.
00:29:32Thank you so much for calling me, Mr. President.
00:29:34You're welcome.
00:29:35Okay.
00:29:35Let's go.
00:29:36I'm motoring the car.
00:29:37Bye-bye, cop.
00:29:39Bye.
00:29:40I'll see you tomorrow.
00:29:40Drink some Gatorade.
00:29:42Sports news.
00:29:48Tim, I see what you're doing.
00:29:50Evidence.
00:29:52I'm going to take us.
00:29:55Who doesn't like moves?
00:29:57Cheers.
00:30:01Woo!
00:30:02Who's running up the line?
00:30:05That's...
00:30:05You're so strong.
00:30:07I am strong.
00:30:09You look so strong.
00:30:10Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:30:12Hang on, our ride is here.
00:30:20You made it.
00:30:22Yep.
00:30:23Okay.
00:30:24Let's make me an Olympian.
00:30:28How are you not massively hungover right now?
00:30:30Well, I drank that Gatorade that you suggested,
00:30:33and then I had a Hot Pocket,
00:30:34and then I had some pizza,
00:30:36and then I had some ice cream.
00:30:37Also, I might still be drunk.
00:30:40Is it coffee?
00:30:41Did you bring any water?
00:30:45Hmm, okay.
00:30:46If this mentor-protege thing is going to work out,
00:30:49then you have to respect my caffeinated process.
00:30:52I've said anything about being a mentor.
00:30:54Only doing this so you don't tanker ranking.
00:30:56Oh, I'm sorry.
00:30:57Am I cutting into your brooding and corners
00:31:00wearing a leather jacket, Diane?
00:31:02I don't own a leather jacket.
00:31:03Well, you look like you could.
00:31:05Okay.
00:31:06So what are we doing first?
00:31:07Picking out my pump-up song?
00:31:09No, but you can stretch,
00:31:10and then we can start on three miles.
00:31:12Three miles.
00:31:14That is 2.9 more miles
00:31:16than they said I have to run.
00:31:182.94 miles.
00:31:19You're confusing miles and meters.
00:31:21I think you're confusing me with the metric system.
00:31:24Let's go, Evans.
00:31:27Put down your stuff.
00:31:52I can't feel anything.
00:31:54I can't feel my legs.
00:31:56I can't feel my face.
00:31:59You're being a little dramatic.
00:32:00It's the artist in me.
00:32:05Speaking of,
00:32:06you want to go to art school?
00:32:09Yeah.
00:32:10Now that's, like, my biggest dream.
00:32:13Hmm.
00:32:14But now that the pressure's on
00:32:16and I have to send in my summer app,
00:32:17I have no idea what to send in.
00:32:19Have you started it yet?
00:32:23Since you asked,
00:32:28I've been working on a few different things.
00:32:31But none of it feels right to me.
00:32:35Shit.
00:32:37You're really good.
00:32:41Now I just have to make CalArts see that.
00:32:44Pretend you're CalArts.
00:32:45Tell me what's missing.
00:32:48Uh, nothing.
00:32:50I think it's really great.
00:32:53You're a really bad liar.
00:32:55No, I just...
00:32:56Come on.
00:32:57Tell me the truth.
00:32:59I don't know.
00:33:00I'm...
00:33:00I mean, I'm not an expert by any means,
00:33:02but maybe it's just...
00:33:05It is lacking some emotion.
00:33:09Okay.
00:33:10I wasn't expecting constructive criticism,
00:33:13but all right.
00:33:13I knew that was a trap.
00:33:15Look, your art is amazing.
00:33:16Seriously.
00:33:17What was the prompt again?
00:33:19Show us your happiest moment.
00:33:21Right.
00:33:21Okay.
00:33:22So do you think that that shows that?
00:33:23Or is there anything that is maybe happier?
00:33:28I had a really yummy donut the other day.
00:33:33Uh, what about a...
00:33:35A first love or a first kiss or something?
00:33:40Uh, well, I haven't had those things,
00:33:41so you're really pouring salt on the wound here, AJ.
00:33:44All I'm saying is that you'll get there.
00:33:48Just don't be afraid to draw something
00:33:50a little more vulnerable.
00:33:56Look.
00:33:57I just posted something.
00:33:59Guess that would rule you out?
00:34:00At least it's not on school property this time.
00:34:03Well, it's a little late for that kingpine.
00:34:07Let's go, Frida Kahlo.
00:34:08We've got to get you to a point
00:34:09where you can run without wanting to puke.
00:34:12Might give me an edge.
00:34:14Doubt it.
00:34:15Did you know that Frida Kahlo was bi?
00:34:19She was the OG bi-con.
00:34:22Oh, nice.
00:34:24Um, got jokes for days, AJ.
00:34:27Yay.
00:34:28Yay.
00:34:41You need somebody to ask you how you feelin'.
00:34:43Come on, come on, you got it.
00:34:46Go, go, push.
00:34:46Come on, King.
00:34:47Come on, get it.
00:34:48Look that time.
00:34:51Yay.
00:34:51Have a good day.
00:34:53You need somebody that truly understand you.
00:34:57I'm on your side.
00:34:58We together.
00:34:58I'm never playing you.
00:35:00It be the one trying to help that can't stand you.
00:35:03But have a good day.
00:35:06I do me every day.
00:35:07I don't live for others.
00:35:09Proud of who I am, so I'm never under the cover.
00:35:12I ran with it, ain't look back.
00:35:14Now I got big cracks in a book bag.
00:35:15Smile at it when they look sad.
00:35:17Life too short, so don't grow fast.
00:35:18They hate on me, throw shade on me.
00:35:20When it's time to drop, they wait on me.
00:35:22A lot of people here changed on me.
00:35:23Don't shit change, but the day, homie, shit changed.
00:35:26But the next move, they don't really ball like the Nets do.
00:35:28All the haters been past due.
00:35:29Got them in their feelings like the Nets do.
00:35:32And I don't trip, because the hate be motivation.
00:35:35I make the best out of every situation.
00:35:38I be too real, I be knowing when they be faking.
00:35:41But this is real, me and my people made it.
00:35:44You need somebody to ask you, yo, how you feeling?
00:35:47I walk around with my confidence on the mend.
00:35:49Come on, come on, Stacey.
00:35:50Come on.
00:35:50Don't let it bother me when I be future.
00:35:53And I might have a good day.
00:35:54Come on, AJ, you got this.
00:35:56You need somebody that truly understand you.
00:36:00I'm not going to tell you, I'm not going to tell you.
00:36:03You need somebody that's not going to help that case.
00:36:05You got it!
00:36:07You got it!
00:36:08Yeah!
00:36:09Yeah!
00:36:10Go, go, go, go!
00:36:12Go, go!
00:36:13Yes!
00:36:18Go!
00:36:23Go!
00:36:25Go!
00:36:26Go!
00:36:27Go!
00:36:27Go!
00:36:27Go!
00:36:27All right!
00:36:28All right!
00:36:28All right!
00:36:30All right!
00:36:31Goes against my entire coaching approach to say this, but...
00:36:34You're actually getting pretty good.
00:36:36Mm.
00:36:36I knew you were using a tough love approach with me.
00:36:39I know.
00:36:40Who do I think I am?
00:36:41My dad?
00:36:44That...
00:36:44That was a lot funnier in my head.
00:36:47It's okay, dude.
00:36:48I'm no stranger to dark dad humor.
00:36:52is he tough on you he just sees so much potential in me i guess i don't want to let
00:36:57him down
00:36:58he wants me to get a scholarship to d1 school i think it's why i'm so stressed about doing well
00:37:05i don't want to talk about my dad i'll save that one for a future therapy session
00:37:10speaking of psychoanalyzing i think that you were right about my art i i think i do play it safe
00:37:16i get it but i'm not gonna let you forget that you said i was good compliment from the
00:37:21mysterious aj conference don't make me regret it evans
00:37:28you want to try um can you play track with the broken leg or i'll spite
00:37:38oh shit okay bend your knees
00:37:59hold up what i think that this is king pun's notebook what how do you know look dude
00:38:09it's totally in their style and it has kp written all over it oh yeah that would do it
00:38:13maybe it's somebody in track well that would rule out chantal it's never her cute puns are not her
00:38:20vibe now that i think of it this is exactly how i'm gonna nail king pun oh i'm gonna dm
00:38:28them and
00:38:28tell them that i have their notebook there's tons of half-baked ideas in here it's not like they're
00:38:32gonna want to leave it behind so what you're just gonna give it back to them without figuring out who
00:38:38it is aj are you kidding me we're gonna have a motherfucking steak
00:38:45make out oh no
00:38:48hold on it's almost 8 p.m and king pun left me on red so i know that they saw
00:38:58it wow your detection
00:39:00skills are on point we should split up cover more ground oh god your efficiency is hot
00:39:06help help help help help help help you know the gates open right oh my god
00:39:12are you okay do you need help are you good ow this girl's gonna be the death of me
00:39:26hey hey want to take the north side yeah sure
00:39:32they do know that's the southeast side right no but it is so hot that you do you're so hot
00:39:39you are so
00:39:40hot you are we are we are we are we are we are we are oh i'm glad you have
00:39:46each other
00:39:50hello hello oh shit sorry
00:39:57oh
00:39:57i know i'd like you to grab my ass
00:40:01well on the upside if you can't find king pun it's kind of like a cool badge of honor to
00:40:06get suspended
00:40:08but you usually go for people who get suspended
00:40:12um i don't really have a type it's more of just a vibe
00:40:16so your vibe is aya then huh well actually you just broke up
00:40:21oh really it sucks sorry
00:40:27are you over that depends page who's asking not me i don't care ouch
00:40:36i care i care i just was trying to be nice and ask you questions so
00:40:43not that good at that though well your questions are cute so
00:40:49do you remember in fifth grade when we were partnered up to take care of that egg together
00:40:54in miss higgins class oh yeah i'm pretty sure i dropped mine on the first day and begged my mom
00:40:59to replace it for me jeez i totally forgot you're my partner for that damn i was a shitty mom
00:41:05well if it's any consolation i gave our egg a bath and i boiled it to death so guess i
00:41:12wasn't a perfect
00:41:13mom either oh hi it's gotta be combined aren't i supposed to be confronted yes i'm just not good at
00:41:20confrontation clearly
00:41:27kind of weird that we've co-parented and never kissed before huh yeah it's a little bit strange
00:41:33well maybe we should try it we could try it
00:41:40you can lean in now
00:41:48i cannot believe that your stupid stakeout idea might have actually worked but that was definitely
00:41:53tim's car i don't know who else drives a bright green challenger with a bumper sticker that reads
00:41:57your mom calls me daddy fucking tim
00:42:03uh hold on i have to take this so do you think you cracked the case yeah i guess so
00:42:17hey let's go we're gonna be late are you seriously not packed for our way meet yet i started
00:42:25dylan i need to tell you something what what happened don't make it a big deal okay
00:42:30what happened did you find another one of your mom's special movies
00:42:35gabby and i kissed i'm sorry what i know wait gabriella campos kissed you
00:42:43okay screw packing tell me exactly what happened i don't know it kind of just happened at the stakeout
00:42:48it was really weird actually what do you mean weird you've been waiting for this like literally
00:42:54your entire life you're obsessed with her well it was very anti-climactic was it about kiss
00:42:59is that her fatal flaw does she have an achilles tongue maybe it wasn't her it was probably me
00:43:04that makes more sense she's kissed a lot of people yeah shit i haven't kissed anyone i don't know how
00:43:09to kiss yeah you're probably a terrible kisser you need to teach me no what what are you seriously
00:43:14trying to kiss me right now just kiss me please no means no page come on you're not a man
00:43:18thank you
00:43:19why are you so dressed up it's a structured blazer everybody quit tripping come on let's go did you
00:43:27pack us the food
00:43:30i can't believe i'm such a bad kisser oh no no no no bad kisser that is impossible not possible
00:43:38the evans
00:43:39women are legendary kissers your grandmother won the frenching contest three years running oh my god i
00:43:45plus second what i've told you about this i tied with your great aunt janine oh my god she is
00:43:50a
00:43:51maniac well i guess a promiscuous gene skips generation that's what they say do you think
00:43:55maybe it's not the kiss it's the person oh what does that mean maybe you were let down by the
00:44:01kiss
00:44:01because your crush is run its course but i've liked gabby forever i think that maybe the other
00:44:06people out there yeah like who hi mrs evans miss sorry hey aj aj wow finally we meet after hearing
00:44:15about you 24 7 from this one she's being sarcastic i mean the word constantly springs to mind um what
00:44:22are
00:44:22you going to do now that the anti-social artist is out of the house oh man so many possibilities
00:44:26i mean
00:44:27the sky's the limit right i'm not going to crumble that's the one thing i'm not going to do
00:44:30we're gone for a night i know well it doesn't matter i'm not going to crumble so hey aj um
00:44:36do me
00:44:37a favor i'm trying to get old page here to loosen up a little bit okay you know like fire
00:44:42up a bong
00:44:43and knock back a couple of wine coolers oh my god i have poppers in the car should i run
00:44:48grab no that's
00:44:49the wrong type of gay well hello there long time no see a little delayed gratification never hurt anyone
00:44:57okay oh you're making me wait they call it edging these days i looked it up on wikipedia and the
00:45:04definition is quite rank i don't know the meaning of rank but i believe you it means filthy dirty
00:45:11well i'm gonna just get your number off the emergency contact list okay i've had your number
00:45:16for like i don't know how many days i'll go with the program okay i mean text me like i'm
00:45:21not getting
00:45:21any younger come on
00:45:25okay let's go
00:45:40okay listen up hormonal teens now on this list is the name of your roommate i know that sixty percent
00:45:48of
00:45:48you are queer but guys don't go in the girl's room and girls please don't go in the guy's room
00:45:55we don't want anybody getting pregnant and i'm talking specifically to you stacy and dylan what
00:46:00who never one as i made it clear on my campaign trail i will not be allowing the administration to
00:46:04control what i do with my body two obviously i'm on birth control well i'm on team control and i
00:46:09want
00:46:10lights out by nine p.m i have a facetime date with a very lovely lady i don't want to
00:46:18be interrupted
00:46:18and page no graffiti your new stepdad oh hey hi we should talk hey i guess we're rooming together
00:46:28can't get rid of you um i'm gonna go find out who my roommate is but i'll see you later
00:46:35did you know that squirrels remember every single person they've ever seen what they have
00:46:41photographic memories mm-hmm uh i look forward to hearing more animal facts tonight well good
00:46:47because there's a plenty guys team party my room 9 30 be there no you guys heard coach we can't
00:46:53do that
00:46:53oh no yeah we definitely can't do that especially since our track meet starts at 2 p.m right
00:46:58looks like we're getting up tonight oh page you're so innocent
00:47:07okay this one is either whiskey or rum then we've got peach vodka we've got lemon vodka
00:47:15more vodka and we got mouthwash but you just gotta drink a lot of it to get up
00:47:21that looks at least risky is that all you could get from your parents yeah look my beard is coming
00:47:27in
00:47:27so it's only a matter of time before i stop getting heard it oh yeah for sure yo tim hey
00:47:33there he is you know you actually have to confront tim about being king pun to accuse him right
00:47:38i've been working up to it she really scares me sometimes tim i know you're king pun i have your
00:47:45notebook what i saw you after school the other night okay what were you doing there if not to get
00:47:51your
00:47:51notebook okay okay okay i'll tell you i'm in renaissance club come again i'm in renaissance club
00:48:00i'm already if you will oh my god we were having our monthly feast and when i got to school
00:48:06you would well it was cancelled i don't believe you are you serious look wow okay everyone gather
00:48:19around it is game time i get to play some games you still got a lot of questions for you
00:48:27i got a lot
00:48:28of answers a lot of questions hey hey perfect timing we're about to play seven minutes what like
00:48:39seven minutes in heaven no that perpetuates a christian narrative we're playing seven minutes
00:48:44in the hotel bathroom and it's a track tradition okay everyone phones in pride at the door for any
00:48:51new additions the rules are simple you put your phone in the bag and if your phone gets picked you
00:48:56to go into the bathroom with another person and since this is 2022 we will not force anyone to make
00:49:01out if you don't want to but i will say seven minutes is such a long time to be in
00:49:04a bathroom
00:49:04with someone and not make out just saying okay all right everyone's phones are in all right first phone is
00:49:12oh
00:49:13oh
00:49:14Woo.
00:49:25You like sports and I don't like dresses.
00:49:28Luckily for us, our parents got the message.
00:49:30Always say I know to calm down my yeses.
00:49:33You know me fairly, not giving you credit.
00:49:36People say we look the same, but I don't think we do.
00:49:39Baby, it's a consequence of you and this ain't move.
00:49:43Oh, Paige, I believe this questionable phone case belongs to you.
00:49:48Oh, no, no, no, let's see.
00:49:55Whose case is this?
00:49:56That's mine.
00:50:00What's your background?
00:50:01Tessa Thompson is Valkyrie.
00:50:05AJ, it's you.
00:50:06Come on, get in there.
00:50:08Come on, let's go.
00:50:10You two go.
00:50:11Rule or rule, we don't make the rules, we just make the rules.
00:50:14Have fun.
00:50:16Use the dental dams.
00:50:23Oh, I got one.
00:50:26Did you know that pandas fake their pregnancies to get extra food?
00:50:33Oh, wow, another random animal fact.
00:50:37So soon?
00:50:38I know, I'm just nervous.
00:50:40Don't you kind of know me by now?
00:50:43Yeah, I kind of do.
00:50:46Okay, let me think of a random animal fact while you get yourself together.
00:50:54Psst.
00:50:56You could also just tell me something real.
00:51:02Yeah.
00:51:03Okay, yeah.
00:51:12I'm terrified of flying.
00:51:15Is that all you're giving me?
00:51:16Yes.
00:51:17Well, I don't, I just, I don't think that humans are meant to sit in chairs in the sky, you
00:51:24know?
00:51:24Like, like, like, that's messed up if you think about it.
00:51:26Damn.
00:51:28We are bad at the small talk thing.
00:51:32I try, but at least it's better than us awkwardly making out.
00:51:36Yeah, I mean, what, can you imagine what suddenly we're hardcore making out?
00:51:41Mm, that just sounds, come on.
00:51:44Really crazy.
00:51:45It would be hilarious.
00:51:46It would be just super funny.
00:51:50Yeah.
00:51:51Funny.
00:51:51Like, this being my first kiss.
00:51:55Very funny.
00:51:59I know everyone makes assumptions about me.
00:52:03Mysterious AJ Campos.
00:52:05Brooding leather jacket type.
00:52:08But, um, no, I'll never kiss anyone.
00:52:12Ever.
00:52:14I guess we have that lack of experience in common.
00:52:18Yeah.
00:52:22Well, why haven't you?
00:52:23I mean, I'm sure that, you know, people probably want to.
00:52:27I'm not opposed to it.
00:52:29I'm not opposed to it, either.
00:52:32Kissing someone?
00:52:34Kissing you.
00:52:36Oh.
00:52:51Do you have enough room?
00:52:52Do you have enough room?
00:52:54We're being weird about this.
00:52:56Yeah.
00:52:58And this really does not have to be weird.
00:53:00No.
00:53:02It doesn't.
00:53:11I honestly don't think I'm going to be able to fall asleep.
00:53:13Like, my mind is racing from this whole cowards thing.
00:53:17Like, you're really lucky your mom is so supportive of you being gay.
00:53:20No, I was going to say an artist.
00:53:22Oh, thank you.
00:53:24I feel like I would never pursue something like that because of your parents.
00:53:30Like, to them.
00:53:34Everything artistic is a risk.
00:53:37Which, I guess I get.
00:53:41What did they say when you came out?
00:53:44When I told my mom I was bi, she didn't really say anything.
00:53:49But when Gabby came out, she made it pretty impossible to ignore.
00:53:54She did it at her 14th birthday party.
00:53:56Like, at the party.
00:53:58Oh, wow.
00:53:59Yeah.
00:54:00I think my abuela was going to puke.
00:54:04Is it hard having a twin?
00:54:08I mean, I love her.
00:54:10And we have this really special, cool bond.
00:54:14But Gabby's also painfully charming and everyone's obsessed with her.
00:54:22It's just an impossible comparison to live up to, you know?
00:54:26Yeah.
00:54:29That was a lot.
00:54:31I don't know why I told you all that.
00:54:32It wasn't a lot.
00:54:34I'm glad you told me.
00:54:37But what about you?
00:54:39Was it hard growing up with just your mom?
00:54:41Mmm, sometimes, but not really.
00:54:47I just love her so much.
00:54:51She's like my best friend.
00:54:52Aww.
00:54:53Don't tell her that, though.
00:54:55She wants it too much.
00:54:58One day, she just decided she wanted a kid.
00:55:01So she got some sperm and she did it herself.
00:55:06That's pretty badass.
00:55:10Now I know where you get your confidence from.
00:55:13What are you talking about?
00:55:16You're the one who has the whole quiet, confident thing going on.
00:55:21Nobody ever knows what you're thinking.
00:55:24Including me.
00:55:26Hey.
00:55:28I'm working on it.
00:55:57We should...
00:55:59Yeah.
00:55:59You're right, we should probably get some sleep.
00:56:01Yeah. Yeah.
00:56:09Okay.
00:56:24Good night, Paige.
00:56:27Good night, EJ.
00:57:07Good night.
00:57:08Good night.
00:57:13I don't ever want to leave
00:57:18How much you sleep
00:57:22How much you sleep
00:57:23I love how scary I sleep
00:57:27Oh, I wanted with some Cheetos
00:57:30Hey, give me my food!
00:57:35Hey, hey!
00:57:38Oh my god, thank god you're here
00:57:41Gabby, drunk Gabby
00:57:44The stupid vending machine won't give me my food
00:57:49I got you
00:57:50Wow
00:57:52I'm telling you, listen, I've tried this so many times tonight
00:57:56And it has not happened
00:57:58I mean, I don't know
00:57:59Oh
00:58:01Food!
00:58:04Thank you
00:58:05It's so crazy
00:58:06I'm gonna walk you to your room, okay?
00:58:09If you want to walk me back to my room page, then that's what we're gonna do
00:58:12I'm gonna do that
00:58:13Alright
00:58:15Remember
00:58:16Remember when I told you that me and Aya broke up?
00:58:19Yeah
00:58:20Well, it actually turns out that they broke up with me
00:58:25No one knows that though
00:58:28Gabby Gabbo's got dumped
00:58:30Shhh
00:58:31Shhh
00:58:32Shhh
00:58:33Shhh
00:58:34Shhh
00:58:34Shhh
00:58:34Are you okay?
00:58:36Um, yeah
00:58:38I am
00:58:41I am not
00:58:44You're good at making me feel better though
00:58:47I can't, I can't, I can't
00:58:49I can't
00:58:49I'm sorry
00:58:51Why don't you wanna kiss me?
00:58:54Why does no one wanna kiss me?
00:58:56I'm sorry
00:58:56I just have a crush on somebody else
00:59:00It's the story of my life
00:59:02Am I right?
00:59:08Gabby?
00:59:12It's a Froyo loyalty card
00:59:15Yeah
00:59:17Yeah
00:59:19That it is
00:59:23See you later alligator
00:59:25Goodnight
00:59:46Hey Jerry, awake
00:59:52Hey Jerry, awake
00:59:54Well friends, it doesn't get any bigger than this
00:59:56We're here at the historic Central Square Track and Field
01:00:00And we've got a big one today
01:00:01And this is the stuff dreams are made of
01:00:04But also nightmares if you're not in the top three
01:00:07It goes by so fast, like childhood
01:00:09I just hope that everybody takes every moment in
01:00:11And makes it special
01:00:13Now some would say there are no losers here today
01:00:16Is that true?
01:00:16Yeah
01:00:17Fantastic
01:00:19The polls say you're two points behind
01:00:21Oh yeah?
01:00:22I wanna trust the polls
01:00:23Especially when they're run by two freshmen who have crushes on them
01:00:25Okay, Todd and Henry are doing the best they can to do
01:00:27The resources they have
01:00:28They're having the best they can
01:00:29Are they?
01:00:30Are they really?
01:00:31Guys, I'm Richie
01:00:32Have you guys seen AJ?
01:00:33Tried to sit next to her on the bus
01:00:34But then Coach Courtney
01:00:35Me to talk about my mom's food preferences
01:00:36No, why?
01:00:37You have that anxious
01:00:38Sweating through your clinical shrink deodorant look in your eye
01:00:40They gave me a kiss last night
01:00:41Shut up!
01:00:42And then Gabby tried to kiss me again
01:00:44Oh my god
01:00:45And I'm freaking out because AJ thinks it was both of our first kisses
01:00:48But it wasn't
01:00:49My first kiss was with Gabby
01:00:50And I don't know what to do because I actually like AJ
01:00:53No shit
01:00:54Dylan
01:00:56Our kiss
01:00:58It was really real
01:00:59You know what I'm saying?
01:01:00It was really good
01:01:01Okay, Paige, take a deep breath because you can't have an orgasm on the field
01:01:05I just don't know what to do
01:01:07I don't want her to think that it didn't matter
01:01:08And I don't want her to think that I like her sister
01:01:10I don't
01:01:11And I don't want her to hate me
01:01:12We were talking all night and I really don't want her to hate me
01:01:18What am I going to do?
01:01:21Um
01:01:22Okay, well first of all
01:01:24You're going to run the race
01:01:26And hopefully you won't trip and fall
01:01:27Yeah
01:01:28And then we can figure out what to say to AJ
01:01:29Okay?
01:01:29I feel like I'm going to shit my pants
01:01:31Took that marathon when I did
01:01:32Shit your pants?
01:01:33Please shit your pants
01:01:34That would be hilarious
01:01:34No, please don't shit your pants
01:01:36It's going to slow us down
01:01:37True, baby don't shit your pants
01:01:38And that's it for the Javelin
01:01:40We're getting that young athlete carted off the field
01:01:42I'm sure they'll be okay
01:01:43They're doing amazing things now with blood platelet therapy
01:01:45Nice
01:01:46And now we're on to the big one
01:01:48The granddaddy of them all
01:01:50The fastest 50 seconds in sport
01:01:52The 4x100 meter relay
01:01:54Trigger one
01:01:55There will be a gunshot to start
01:01:57But it's fake
01:02:01Tell me that I'm yummy when I'm driving in your car
01:02:05Tell me that you love me when we close the boulevard
01:02:08Baby, tell me that you like my style
01:02:11Make you my own girl now
01:02:12Yeah, yeah
01:02:13You're my queen but daddy be be wearing the crown
01:02:16We sit at the king's table
01:02:17The courts be assembled are disabled
01:02:19How would you approach a baton handbell?
01:02:22Go like this?
01:02:24Okay, ready?
01:02:25Grab it
01:02:25So I don't look
01:02:27Do it again
01:02:28Ah, incredible
01:02:29Incredible
01:02:30And our aunts did not tend to...
01:02:31Oh, but you have to do it backwards
01:02:32Just picture this, but backwards
01:02:34Go!
01:02:35Go!
01:02:39Go!
01:02:39On your board
01:02:42Get served!
01:02:46Go!
01:02:46That's it!
01:02:57Go!
01:02:57Go!
01:03:00Here we are with the second leg of the race
01:03:02And for Miller High, this is Gabriela Campos.
01:03:04She's one of the captains.
01:03:06Look at him go.
01:03:07Wow.
01:03:08She's really, she's just, she's just doing a lot of this.
01:03:11She's doing tons of this.
01:03:12This is going to be a crucial handoff here to newcomer Paige Evans.
01:03:15And to get it done, now Paige Evans is off.
01:03:17Yeah, we're never going to stop, but the rhythm is going to go on, on, on, on.
01:03:30Monetary things might gleam, but the sun makes the beams, and we are human beings, and yeah, that's an animal.
01:03:34Lying on the plane, but call us a cannibal, and it's terrible how we let ourselves get played on.
01:03:39Like an Atari, I'm not sorry, because my heart beats for tomorrow's love, not tomorrow's blood.
01:03:44Now look at Miller High, they are neck and neck, absolute surprise.
01:03:49Oh, the humanity of it all.
01:03:51Incredible, Linklater close behind, now heckling in the lead.
01:03:55Miller High is something.
01:03:57Miller High, second place.
01:04:10Oh my God.
01:04:17Hey, can I talk to you about last night?
01:04:20What about last night?
01:04:22What happened last night?
01:04:23My drunk ass tried to kiss Paige.
01:04:25I'm sorry, I should have asked and not just assumed, because we kissed before.
01:04:29But honestly, I should probably apologize for that kiss, too.
01:04:32I clearly don't deal with breakups now.
01:04:36Don't know about this.
01:04:38It's really not what it means.
01:04:39It's fine, you don't have to explain it to me, AJ.
01:04:41Can we please talk?
01:04:42No, it's fine.
01:04:44It's just a kiss, right?
01:04:47Actually, I should be apologizing to you.
01:04:50I'm king pun, so we're even.
01:04:53Holy shit!
01:04:55You guys like each other?
01:04:57Gab, really?
01:04:58Keep up, please.
01:04:59Shit.
01:05:00AJ, wait!
01:05:02No, pitch, pitch, pitch, pitch, pitch, pitch, pitch.
01:05:05Give him a moment, okay?
01:05:07It's okay.
01:05:08It's okay.
01:05:09It's okay.
01:05:14AJ, wait!
01:05:15Leave me alone, Gabby!
01:05:16Wait!
01:05:17I didn't know you liked her, okay?
01:05:19I never would have kissed her if I did.
01:05:21Yeah, I know, but this always happens.
01:05:23Every time I try to make new friends or just do my own thing, people always think of you first.
01:05:28I'm sorry.
01:05:30God, I was so stupid for thinking this time was different.
01:05:32AJ, you're not stupid.
01:05:34Paige isn't even into me.
01:05:35She said she liked someone else.
01:05:36I'm guessing you?
01:05:38She never told me that.
01:05:40Just like you didn't tell me you were king pun?
01:05:41I mean, what is going on with you?
01:05:43Why wouldn't you tell me that?
01:05:44Because Mom and Dad would kill me if they found out I was spending time on literally anything other than
01:05:48school or track.
01:05:49Let alone defacing the school.
01:05:51But it's me, AJ.
01:05:54I know.
01:05:58But everything I do is always overshadowed by you, Gabs.
01:06:02I needed something that was mine.
01:06:04How am I supposed to help you if you don't tell me anything?
01:06:06Help me with what?
01:06:08Mom and Dad?
01:06:09They're hard on me too, you know?
01:06:11Oh, now this is about you. Great.
01:06:13I'm sorry.
01:06:14I didn't mean it.
01:06:16Listen, I will be fine.
01:06:18Just let second place feel like last today, okay?
01:06:25Wow.
01:06:26AJ is king pun.
01:06:29Mm-hmm.
01:06:29Hmm.
01:06:30I did not see that coming.
01:06:33Here I try.
01:06:35Thank you for getting me my favorite, by the way.
01:06:38You're welcome.
01:06:38Um, I mean, I got it for both of us, so I, well, okay.
01:06:45Um, so, I hate to bring this up, but it's almost the end of the semester and I was kind
01:06:52of wondering what you were planning to do about the whole suspension thing.
01:06:58Um, I have no clue.
01:07:00Mm-hmm.
01:07:02I don't want to give AJ away because her dad would be really upset, but I also don't want to
01:07:07ruin this little cowards thing.
01:07:08Yeah.
01:07:09I get it.
01:07:11Everything is falling apart.
01:07:14She won't speak to me.
01:07:16She ignored me the whole time on the bus and she hasn't answered any of my texts, so...
01:07:22How am I supposed to draw my happiest moment when I'm the most depressed I've ever been?
01:07:27Well, stop wondering how you could have done things differently, you know?
01:07:31I mean, sometimes you just have to let your feelings guide you.
01:07:34That's all you can really do, and then sometimes your head and your heart end up duking it out.
01:07:42Well, all those two things aren't really working right now, are they?
01:07:45She's gonna come around.
01:07:46You just gotta give her some time.
01:07:48That's the way this works.
01:07:50You didn't see the look on her face, huh?
01:07:53I know.
01:07:53I didn't, but...
01:07:56I've been AJ, okay?
01:07:59I've been you.
01:08:01I've been Gabby.
01:08:03You break hearts, you get your heart broken, and everything in between.
01:08:06That's just how it works.
01:08:08Be cool, and I think eventually AJ will hear what you're saying.
01:08:14Having feelings is evil?
01:08:16It's the worst.
01:08:18No feelings would be better, but that's just not the way it is.
01:08:22I do have one more really important question, though.
01:08:26What's that?
01:08:26How does Coach Murray look?
01:08:28Oh, like seriously, level with me.
01:08:31Tell me everything.
01:08:32I want all the details.
01:08:35What do you mean you think all these five people are going to go?
01:08:37I don't know.
01:08:38I don't know.
01:08:41I don't know.
01:08:41I don't know.
01:08:43I don't know.
01:08:44I don't know.
01:08:45I don't know.
01:09:03I'm telling you.
01:09:08I don't know.
01:09:11I don't know.
01:09:12I don't know.
01:09:18What do you mean?
01:09:25I don't know.
01:09:27I don't know.
01:09:29I don't know.
01:09:51got your hands into the fire by the greed
01:10:02got no body to deny what they've seen
01:10:15nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing that drives home
01:10:26it's on all of us but you let us do it
01:10:31take a seat for the team
01:10:36no we don't know how to behave
01:10:40had my fingers up screaming fuck what you say
01:10:43eh eh eh eh it's not the whole world over earth we play
01:10:49eh eh eh eh toss and turn and every night i wanna feel safe
01:10:55eh eh eh eh ain't a room full of kerosene
01:10:59it's on all of us but you let us do it take a seat for the team
01:11:11it's on all of us but you let us do it take a seat
01:11:25just drop it in your glass box thank you
01:11:27yep you got it
01:11:39i'm sorry i just i really mean
01:11:41i mean this is rude um sorry i i dropped something out there so i have to go ahead
01:11:51with you i need to get ahead of you thank you
01:11:53so i'm gonna
01:11:55hi what are you doing are you just going to ignore me forever
01:11:59it's been three days well each one of them is felt like daylight savings
01:12:03that would make them an hour shorter well i told you i don't know the metric system
01:12:08i know you were forced to hang out with me on track but then you used me to get to
01:12:11my sister
01:12:11to hide from chantal and to figure out who king pun was which you could have told me about by
01:12:15the
01:12:15way oh because you were so honest okay i deserve that it's not like you told the truth though either
01:12:22well i i wanted to tell you that other place you can go to make out right that's really not
01:12:27what
01:12:27we're doing i wanted to tell you about king pun that i was king pun i wanted to tell you
01:12:32how i felt
01:12:34how i think about you all the time how when you look at me i feel like my heart is
01:12:39literally
01:12:39beating in my ears and when you get flustered i get flustered because i think it's the stupidest
01:12:42cutest thing i've ever seen but maybe this is why i didn't tell you because i knew it was too
01:12:48good
01:12:48to be true you don't get to choose who you fall for believe me i get it aj look at
01:12:54me
01:13:06why does the vote for dylan hashtag only have two posts when they're both for me
01:13:09she hasn't posted in 12 hours is that weird that feels really weird oh do you care because it's
01:13:14king pun or do you care because it's aj and it's driving you nuts not knowing what she's thinking
01:13:18i'm not answering that listen i just know how much trouble aj will be in if i tell on her
01:13:23i don't know
01:13:23what to do fleeing is always an option you're gonna be a great president stacy thank you wait you
01:13:31didn't vote for me you're me and aj's uniforms thank you gabby let's put it in there hey this had
01:13:39hot
01:13:39cheeto dust on it when i got it really weird oh page principal collins would like to see you in
01:13:48her
01:13:48office i know and um tell your mom i said hi i will not okay let's just get this over
01:14:03with
01:14:04i'm king pun there i said it okay i accept whatever consequences you determine for me
01:14:09and i'll face them wait let me get this straight you are also king pun yes okay i'm king pun
01:14:16we're
01:14:16all king pun in fact i'm queen pun huh is it root vegetable season because it's turnip time see no
01:14:23i'm king pun we know you're not king pun okay aj campos came in about an hour ago and she
01:14:27confessed
01:14:28to everything wait what do you want to get suspended too i'm just curious because it feels like you want
01:14:32to get suspended and i don't know about you but i'm not trying to do double the paperwork i got
01:14:36things
01:14:36to do wait suspension you you suspended her yes i suspended her she came in and gave me all the
01:14:42evidence i needed and she's allowed back into school next semester next semester do you understand
01:14:47how space and time works god the semester ends this week why are you still here i have things to
01:14:53do
01:14:53wenches to boss and turkey legs to motorboat and history to write okay i'll leave well do you want
01:15:00help me with the corset because it's it is like a whole panic room on my back
01:15:19like i want to win but i just like i don't want to see you lose i'm gonna win babe
01:15:24i don't know if you
01:15:24are i think i will oh yeah you think you're gonna win i know i'm gonna win yeah tell me
01:15:28you're gonna
01:15:29win i'm gonna i'm gonna i need your help stacy i need you to call gabby are you serious she's
01:15:38relapsing the opposite actually i'll fill you guys in while we work we should go work on what page
01:16:01what are we doing you know i can't be here right now take a look jesus christ what the hell
01:16:10are you
01:16:10put that away gab stop are you just trying to get me expelled at this point listen i know you're
01:16:20still
01:16:20upset yeah more so now but i will always have your back okay if you're going down i'm going down
01:16:25with
01:16:25you okay yeah i appreciate the gesture but this is not going to help me at all in fact i
01:16:29think it's
01:16:29going to get me in more trouble also what the hell is it isn't it obvious no i feel like
01:16:39i'm playing
01:16:39pictionary with an infant it's supposed to be an arrow you were supposed to follow it what listen i love
01:16:46you
01:16:47okay even when we fight and you're a fucking incredible artist and an amazing person you deserve
01:16:53to win aj all right i do appreciate that so please follow my shitty arrow
01:17:08when we met i worried that you and me sparked too easy
01:17:19did me in with your grief we grew into something heavy
01:17:46good afternoon everybody uh just a quick reminder there's about 50 spots open for the annual renaissance
01:17:52fair so if you'd like to sign up you can still do that in my office moving on to the
01:17:59real reason
01:17:59we're here today the election results and uh quick thank you to your peers here on stage who have worked
01:18:05so hard to earn your vote to become the next student body president getting out of the two i have
01:18:12no idea
01:18:12who it could be it's such a close race between the both of them without further ado your next president
01:18:23is
01:18:23i am so honored to be your new student body president as many of you may know i've worked
01:18:44tirelessly to make this dream happen and i want to give a huge shout out to everybody who's helped me
01:18:48along the way i'm looking at you tom and henry as promised on my campaign trail i will be completely
01:18:56transparent about all my policies and i also will be challenging the administration on any issues i
01:19:01believe may i push back here we go in fact i'd like to serve right now by introducing you guys
01:19:08to my
01:19:08very first project the beautification initiative it's about time we took a page out of king pun's book and filled
01:19:15these school walls with color and life it's time you reinvested in art no matter what the administration
01:19:22says i voted for you therefore to launch this initiative i'd like to welcome a beautiful artist to
01:19:29the stage page evans you look like a serial killer change your eyes what is she doing wait i can't
01:19:41believe i've become an accomplice to this oh you're gonna be surprised by a lot of the things you do
01:19:47with
01:19:47me i'm mostly talking about sex stuff just so you know hello
01:19:57my name is page evans yeah yeah page
01:20:05some of you guys may recognize me from that party i attended once
01:20:18like king pun um i too am also an artist
01:20:24and i believe that art is supposed to make you feel something
01:20:29king pun isn't vandalizing school property they're actually bringing life into this place
01:20:36if you ever walked into school and had a bad night or had a breakup and saw a mural and
01:20:46laughed or smiled
01:20:49yes so exactly
01:20:54i don't i don't think that king pun has to be punished for that
01:20:59and as your new class president i agree
01:21:05great great it's a coup please please
01:21:14hi hi so aj's king pun i just need you to know that when i'm with you it's not about
01:21:21gabby it's
01:21:22it's not about track page i don't really want to just let me finish okay please
01:21:32yeah i've been really struggling with this stupid prompt trying to figure out what my happiest moment
01:21:38feels like you know i can't hear anything hey you guys know what's happening i've realized that it's
01:21:44not just one moment it's every moment that i've had with you falling for you has been the happiest
01:21:51moment of my life and making this has been the easiest thing i've made all semester
01:22:08wow i mean it really hasn't been the easiest thing i haven't slept in 24
01:22:15hours but you get the idea can i talk now only if it's good
01:22:27i'm really sorry i threw you in the bus and let you take the fall for me it was wrong
01:22:32and really
01:22:32messed up i just wanted to spend every second i could with you
01:22:37and every stupid pun and mural and drawing brought us together so i
01:22:45couldn't stop because i was falling for you too
01:22:52okay that was good yo can y'all speak up man we can't hear you shut up tim
01:23:00i'm sorry what do we do i think if we can just look at the idea okay
01:23:12how are we gonna get that to cal arts uh my mom's gonna cover it
01:23:21there's only 15 battery left oh yeah i know i brought the charger so that we could have a little
01:23:26fun with this bad boy in your office later on and by later on i mean in like 90 seconds
01:23:31we should go
01:23:35thank god this went well could you imagine if she got you turning me down on tape hello oh yep
01:23:42there you are i was sitting here the whole time did you not notice no why are you smiling what
01:23:48are you
01:23:48talking about i know you took some of my hair i know that you're in love with me whoa okay
01:23:52don't
01:23:53flatter yourself you're not my type two of course i took your hair how else is a love spell supposed
01:23:57to work i'm exhausted you're welcome
01:24:02she really just called us out page
01:24:06okay i know i know double the paperwork and i'm sorry and you're gonna have to suspend us both
01:24:12so i'm not suspending either one of you guys really what did i stutter you guys need to clean
01:24:18your ears no not suspending anyone and the beautification initiative when the board hears
01:24:23about it it was me okay that's fine damn oh i'm not done yet you guys are also going to
01:24:29run the face
01:24:29painting booth at the rent fair this year anything that's the face i was looking for looking like a
01:24:35bunch of wenches she's called us wenches does this mean i have to paint tam i mean almost see we
01:24:41should
01:24:41be thanking her it's the first day in the job and you've already started a revolution would you expect
01:24:45anything less don't use those dental dams you're someone in your locker thank you
01:24:53by the way that wasn't just a kiss yeah that's it
01:25:01the thing about art is that you can't force it it's a lot like love you should just let it
01:25:06come to you and
01:25:07not be afraid to be vulnerable i spent so long comparing myself to other artists to my peers
01:25:14to king pun when i finally stopped and i started living my life my art caught up with me and
01:25:20you know
01:25:20what it looks pretty damn good from here
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