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00:00:23Where did he go?
00:00:24Up or down, Frankie?
00:00:26Oh, you, you're out!
00:00:31What about the fire?
00:00:32I'll push you shut up to T.
00:00:40Tango 6, come in.
00:00:44David John, coming for Captain Dhoni.
00:00:47Going off the wing.
00:00:48Cover the exits. Negative, negative.
00:00:50Stand by for backup, over.
00:00:52No. By the time backup arrives,
00:00:54he'll be gone.
00:00:55Breach! Breach!
00:00:57Go, go!
00:00:58Go!
00:01:10Go!
00:01:12Go!
00:01:14Go!
00:01:15Go!
00:01:28Go!
00:01:30Go!
00:01:32Go!
00:01:35Go!
00:01:36Go!
00:01:38Go!
00:01:38Go!
00:01:45Where are the drugs, Wayne?
00:01:47I'm not gonna ask again.
00:01:48You're okay, maffia!
00:01:49You should've gone down there.
00:01:52Hey!
00:01:53You should break.
00:01:54Don't you dare!
00:01:55Freeze!
00:01:58Oh fuck!
00:02:12This entire operation, down the drain because of you.
00:02:18I was the one who got us the lead in the first place.
00:02:20Well now we got nothing.
00:02:24We knew they were working with someone higher up.
00:02:26So now what?
00:02:28The snitch and the distributor are both a bloody mess.
00:02:31We're digging their brains out of ten kilos of coke.
00:02:34And we still have no idea who the bigger player is!
00:02:37The Swatchel-
00:02:38Shut it!
00:02:41I'll pick up the trail again Cap.
00:02:44No, you're off this.
00:02:46What?
00:02:46Excuse me?
00:02:48I'm sorry Cap, can we just-
00:02:50This entire thing is a stuff up because you can't play nicely with other kids.
00:02:54So what, now I'm suspended?
00:02:55No.
00:02:57Nope.
00:02:59Homicide in Rosettenville.
00:03:00Looks drug related.
00:03:04Come on Cap, this is low level shit.
00:03:06You're lucky I'm giving you that.
00:03:07Now get out!
00:03:17Hey.
00:03:20Get your shit together John.
00:03:24Yes sir.
00:03:31Trevor Gomete, 37 years old.
00:03:34I'm a doctor.
00:03:35I have no idea of nursing.
00:03:38Since then you've bounced around from home to home.
00:03:41These are you.
00:03:42Oh my god.
00:03:44Now, what was the job?
00:03:45I have no idea of a job.
00:03:45I have no idea of a job.
00:03:46I'm a kid.
00:03:46He's been a kid.
00:03:46I'm a kid in the house.
00:03:48You've been a kid.
00:03:51And since then you've bounced around from home to home.
00:03:52What are you doing?
00:03:52I'm a kid.
00:03:53You were a kid.
00:03:53I'm a kid.
00:03:53He's been a kid.
00:03:55To possession of narcotics.
00:03:58Position with intention to sell.
00:04:01Burglary.
00:04:04You know,
00:04:09collectively,
00:04:11you're looking at about 11 years.
00:04:13No, no. Correction.
00:04:15That's why I work with you guys.
00:04:17Wipe that shit clean.
00:04:21I'm not going to go.
00:04:23Your cover's blown.
00:04:25All I need from you is to make sure that Pindi gives up the drugs
00:04:28and her contacts.
00:04:30You've got the drugs in your head.
00:04:36Police brutality.
00:04:39Oh, look. He's cut me.
00:04:42What?
00:04:42You said also you're the one that has caused this for me.
00:04:46And whose fault is that?
00:04:47A stupid rookie was supposed to arrest me alongside Pindi.
00:04:51That might be true.
00:04:52But you're burnt now.
00:04:55Spalled goods can't use you.
00:04:58Fuck that.
00:05:03But...
00:05:08No, no, I would rather drink Gwendo Vantage's bathwater.
00:05:13In actual fact,
00:05:13I would rather go down on a Taiwanese transvestite.
00:05:17What am I going to get?
00:05:18Meat in two ways?
00:05:19An axe wound?
00:05:20I don't know.
00:05:20The chances are better than me going to Jalburg.
00:05:24It's either you go to Johannesburg
00:05:26or you start thinking of a number of ways in which you should not pick up the soap.
00:05:36What time's that flight?
00:05:45What time's that flight?
00:05:46Bring me a marker here for the needle, please.
00:05:50Yeah, it looks like the Antwoord shot a music video here.
00:05:53Yeah.
00:05:56It's chaos, man.
00:06:01Oh, look who's here.
00:06:03Hey, hey, hey.
00:06:05Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo.
00:06:06Connie.
00:06:07Connie.
00:06:08Connie like a spiel, man.
00:06:10Good one.
00:06:12We're gone.
00:06:13Why are you doing here?
00:06:15Because now you can see, which this is a homicide.
00:06:18I know what's happening here.
00:06:19He got kicked off the big job,
00:06:21and now he needs to hang around here with the small shit.
00:06:24That's what happens when you turn your key witnesses into a dog.
00:06:28Apparently, the forensic says they can't even tell the one guy from the other.
00:06:32And the coke?
00:06:33No, couldn't even find any coke.
00:06:35It was just blood and guts everywhere.
00:06:37You know like when you have a bowl of mints?
00:06:38Yeah.
00:06:38And you put like icing sugar over it?
00:06:40Yeah.
00:06:41It looks like that.
00:06:42I think we should rename him and call him Thri-factor.
00:06:48It's good.
00:06:49All right, I got what I need.
00:06:51Oh, come on, no comeback.
00:06:52You want my comeback?
00:06:53Yeah.
00:06:54Go get it out your mother's asshole.
00:06:56Yeah, okay, that's fucking unnecessary.
00:06:58That was me, John.
00:07:00Hey, come on, it's not that funny.
00:07:04I'm just coughing, my friend.
00:07:28What sources believe to be a bizarre case of mistaken identity, the actor playing Oscar Pistorius in the upcoming movie
00:07:34on the disgraced athlete's life has gone missing.
00:07:37Yeah.
00:07:38Yeah, it's trending all over the socials.
00:07:45Damn, South Africa really is a movie, man.
00:07:48Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:07:51I mean, are criminals in South Africa that useless that they actually kidnapped the wrong person?
00:07:59Chucks, I think we both...
00:08:01Chepan.
00:08:02Hi.
00:08:03Yes, sir.
00:08:05Monique.
00:08:06Yeah.
00:08:07Mark 4.
00:08:08Yeah.
00:08:10Oh.
00:08:11Hey, no.
00:08:11What is it?
00:08:13Monique, what's the story going on?
00:08:14What's the story going on?
00:08:15What's the story going on?
00:08:16Where's the rest of my money?
00:08:17What's the rest of my money?
00:08:18Yeah, the next world, where's my money?
00:08:19What the fuck?
00:08:19Hey, hey, hey, stop that wall, stop that wall.
00:08:22Come on, you can't treat a woman like this.
00:08:23Who is that?
00:08:24Where the fuck is this guy?
00:08:25I'm the guy who's telling you not to pull a Donald Trump on her.
00:08:28He's a crab but a pussy.
00:08:29Hey, Baba.
00:08:30I sell anybody but a dead body.
00:08:32This year is my pitch.
00:08:34But you can't own a person, okay?
00:08:37Unless you do it romantically.
00:08:39Like, R&B singers, you know, like,
00:08:40the car is mine.
00:08:42How much ransom would you get for Oscar now?
00:08:45Actually, I do remember you.
00:08:47Huh?
00:08:49You're the guy that didn't pay me last night.
00:08:51Oh.
00:08:52No.
00:08:53I've never met you.
00:08:54I've never met you.
00:08:55I've never met you.
00:08:56Is this the part with my mother?
00:08:57Yeah, he's a claim fucker.
00:08:58No.
00:08:58Claim fucker.
00:08:59Hey!
00:09:00Hey!
00:09:01Break it up.
00:09:02Break it up.
00:09:03What's going on here?
00:09:04I don't know.
00:09:06Let's just sort this out.
00:09:07Oh.
00:09:08Officer of the law.
00:09:09Detective.
00:09:11Yeah, yeah, you're not so tough now, eh.
00:09:14This man wants to pay me to sleep with this man.
00:09:18You're a pimp.
00:09:19No.
00:09:20I'm a cop.
00:09:20So, where's your badge?
00:09:22Well, technically, I'm not a cop.
00:09:25So you're impersonating an officer?
00:09:27No.
00:09:28I work with the police, so I'm half a cop.
00:09:33Okay, I'm taking you in.
00:09:34Trust is earned.
00:09:35Sorry.
00:09:36You're hurting me.
00:09:37I'm not touching you.
00:09:38Oh!
00:09:38Ah!
00:09:39Wait.
00:09:40Ah!
00:09:41What are you doing?
00:09:42But he's brutalizing me!
00:09:44He's managing me!
00:09:46I'm not.
00:09:47He's a racist!
00:09:49I'm not a racist.
00:09:50Everyone, just back away.
00:09:51I'm an officer of the law.
00:09:52There's nothing to see here.
00:09:53He's brutalizing me!
00:09:55I'm not braving you.
00:09:56You're brutalizing me.
00:09:57Which one is it?
00:09:58Let him go!
00:09:59Let him go!
00:10:00Ah!
00:10:01Ah!
00:10:03Come on, man.
00:10:05He's impersonating an officer.
00:10:07Ah!
00:10:09Ah!
00:10:09I'm telling you, Cap.
00:10:11Just back off, okay?
00:10:13I'm sorry.
00:10:14I'm sorry.
00:10:15I'm sorry.
00:10:16I'm sorry.
00:10:21I'm sorry.
00:10:24Fucker.
00:10:30Generale.
00:10:32Generale.
00:10:33We did it.
00:10:34We got Oscar's historias.
00:10:41Yeah, but this is not Oscar's historias.
00:10:43What do you mean?
00:10:48He's got legs!
00:10:50He's got legs!
00:10:51Oscar's historias does not have legs!
00:10:53He does not have legs!
00:10:57He does not have legs!
00:11:18Is he alive?
00:11:20Of course, Generale.
00:11:22Yeah, we had to use a little extra chlorophyll.
00:11:25I mean, he's an athlete.
00:11:26He's strong.
00:11:27So, boy boy, tell me.
00:11:28Just how much chlorophyll?
00:11:32That's too much!
00:11:33That's too much, mate!
00:11:36Oh.
00:11:38Oh.
00:11:38Even not.
00:11:45A few drops.
00:11:46A few?
00:11:47Yeah, just...
00:11:48Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:11:49Well, he's dead!
00:11:50You dumb fucks!
00:11:51He's not dead.
00:11:52He's dead.
00:11:54Check his pulse.
00:11:59What do you suggest we do with it, ma'am?
00:12:01I don't know.
00:12:02Maybe cut him up?
00:12:05Cut him up?
00:12:06Burn him.
00:12:06Burn him?
00:12:07Just don't fuck up like the last time you tried to get rid of a body.
00:12:20Google it.
00:12:22Google it.
00:12:23Google it.
00:12:28Have you got data?
00:12:30It's in the upcoming form.
00:12:31Run, Oscar.
00:12:32Run is still missing.
00:12:34Yeah.
00:12:35What a shit show.
00:12:36I feel bad for those guys from violent crime.
00:12:37We'll see.
00:12:38Yeah.
00:12:40What'd you find out?
00:12:42What did we find out?
00:12:43Hey man, when I came back to the drug deal, I offered him back.
00:12:46Drug deal went wrong and they're busy with the autopsy.
00:12:48They'll let us know as soon as there's any results.
00:12:50Yeah.
00:12:51This is like a shit, Captain.
00:12:52Yeah.
00:12:53Thank you, Carl.
00:12:53So what's next?
00:12:54A word?
00:12:55Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:12:58I thought we'd change it to Connie.
00:13:00Yeah?
00:13:01You managed to get my comeback yet?
00:13:03Get your fucking foot off my table, black Indian.
00:13:07Calm down!
00:13:08Shut up!
00:13:08Where's my tea?
00:13:11My office.
00:13:14You're going to be lucky the captain stopped.
00:13:16This better be good.
00:13:17I found something at the scene.
00:13:19Forensics said it's clean.
00:13:20The body's in the mortuary.
00:13:21Those two idiots don't know what they're doing.
00:13:23I found an address written on the body.
00:13:25I think there's going to be a drop off.
00:13:28Follow the address.
00:13:29I'll see what I can get about the body.
00:13:30Thanks, Cap.
00:13:31Not so fast.
00:13:32You're not doing this alone.
00:13:34Western Cape Regional sent someone to assist.
00:13:36Cap, you know I don't work well with others.
00:13:38No.
00:13:38Don, after what you did yesterday, I don't want to hear it.
00:13:43Oh, fuck no!
00:13:44My fucking wife!
00:13:44You guys know each other?
00:13:45He's a pimp.
00:13:46He's a cock!
00:13:46He's a detective.
00:13:47Well, why didn't detective cock detect that I'm not a pimp?
00:13:50You made me put my gun on their craft.
00:13:51You did what?
00:13:52Not important.
00:13:53He's a racist!
00:13:53I knew it.
00:13:54Trust me, he's not.
00:13:55I should beat the shit out of you.
00:13:56Is it cause I'm black?
00:13:57Cause you're a menace.
00:13:58You sit down!
00:14:01You sit down!
00:14:02If you're a dude, I'm gonna suit your shit out,
00:14:04or you get a three month suspension.
00:14:06You get 11 years jail time.
00:14:08Yo.
00:14:10Fuck.
00:14:11Just give me a pen.
00:14:14What's all of this?
00:14:15What is that?
00:14:16You know how expensive this is.
00:14:19Yeah.
00:14:198.30 tonight.
00:14:20Don't be late.
00:14:22That's called defacing state property.
00:14:30I'll have a black tea, two sugars, no milk.
00:14:35Did he just order coffee from you?
00:14:46I mean, there's nothing here on chopping up bodies.
00:14:49It's just how to get ripped.
00:14:52Hey, I don't think it's sublimatic.
00:14:54Don't actually think it's gloves.
00:14:55The actor has a raincoat for his hands.
00:14:59I think.
00:15:02Okay, so just...
00:15:04What?
00:15:05All you...
00:15:06You should see this.
00:15:07Let...no.
00:15:08Well...
00:15:09You should...
00:15:12Enjoy your repa,
00:15:13England. Five repa. Mm
00:15:16-hmm. But
00:15:16you're not gonna
00:15:16cut the cars. Yeah, I'm really
00:15:20lucky that these two really tells our family. Otherwise I would have chopped
00:15:24them up. Fast in furious.
00:15:29She fucks up one more time and she's done, done!
00:15:37I'm going offline for a while.
00:15:41I've got some business I need to take care of.
00:15:45No matter what happens, meet me at the power station tomorrow night.
00:15:51Sure.
00:15:59Are you really going to do that?
00:16:15I'll show you.
00:16:23Hey, my love.
00:16:24Yeah, babe.
00:16:26How's the eye?
00:16:27It's okay.
00:16:29Who did you piss off now?
00:16:32I didn't piss anyone off. They all pissed on me.
00:16:34Of course.
00:16:36Husband is an innocent angel.
00:16:42That's Jason.
00:16:44The electrician for the inverter.
00:16:47Oh, right.
00:16:52So, did you get suspended?
00:16:54Nope.
00:16:55Worse.
00:16:56They gave me a 15 year old girls job.
00:16:59For what?
00:16:59I have to babysit a CI.
00:17:01Well, it's better than getting suspended.
00:17:05Is it?
00:17:06Yeah.
00:17:07Look at it this way.
00:17:08You get to make a new friend.
00:17:11Don't start.
00:17:12Tessa and I can't be the only thing in your life.
00:17:15You're not.
00:17:15I have work and I have friends.
00:17:18No, you don't.
00:17:19You do not have friends, Dad.
00:17:20Okay.
00:17:21What about Lester?
00:17:22You broke his arm.
00:17:24Oh, yeah.
00:17:25That was your fault.
00:17:26Don't start, Mom.
00:17:28Went for the last chop on the bra and I told him I was saving it for you.
00:17:30Come on.
00:17:31Get in, get in, get in.
00:17:33This is...
00:17:35Sisters.
00:17:36Good job.
00:17:37Good job.
00:17:38Can you please give him the worst, worst room that you have?
00:17:42Okay.
00:17:42Why?
00:17:43Why?
00:17:44Because you deserve it.
00:17:46You're a rat.
00:17:47Wait now.
00:17:49All right.
00:17:56Okay.
00:18:03Okay.
00:18:04Oh, oh, oh.
00:18:04General.
00:18:05General.
00:18:08Okay.
00:18:11Okay.
00:18:12Wow.
00:18:20General.
00:18:20Oh, okay.
00:18:22Okay.
00:18:24Okay.
00:18:26Okay.
00:18:27Oh, okay.
00:18:30Sorry, sorry, sorry.
00:18:32Sorry, sorry.
00:18:32Sorry, sorry.
00:18:52What about Eddie?
00:18:54He's a pedo.
00:18:55No, he said he liked my new haircuts.
00:18:57Exactly.
00:18:58All right, well done.
00:19:04Good job.
00:19:05Buddy, the inverter's great.
00:19:07You haven't even seen it yet.
00:19:09Cool, yeah, well, you know,
00:19:10how about the two of us go for a beer?
00:19:12Say thanks.
00:19:14Uh, okay.
00:19:15Cool.
00:19:20Jason, he's got me in my arm.
00:19:21No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:19:22It just takes a few seconds to kick in.
00:19:32Good job.
00:19:34Really, uh, lights off the place.
00:19:36So how about that beer?
00:19:44I think you made a great new friend.
00:19:46Mm.
00:19:48He's fine.
00:19:50You just scared the shit out of him.
00:19:51I didn't.
00:19:53Yes, you did.
00:19:57Okay, yeah, yeah.
00:19:59Sure, you ready?
00:20:00Yeah.
00:20:01Yeah?
00:20:01Yeah.
00:20:02You guys okay?
00:20:02Mm-hmm.
00:20:03You need a bucket?
00:20:04No, no, no, no.
00:20:05Right?
00:20:06It's all right.
00:20:06I'm sorry.
00:20:11Ah!
00:20:15Ah, ah!
00:20:17Ah!
00:20:17Ah!
00:20:17Ah, de la, de la.
00:20:18Oh, de la.
00:20:20Ah.
00:20:23Ah.
00:20:25Ah.
00:20:27Oh.
00:20:37Hmm, hi sexy.
00:20:59What's this?
00:21:00Just blending in, there you go, that's about turning around, it's all there.
00:21:09I'm sorry, mate.
00:21:13That's more like it.
00:21:17Shit, it's late.
00:21:19I didn't mean it disrespectfully.
00:21:21Stop drawing attention to us.
00:21:25So, what are we here for?
00:21:27I don't know yet.
00:21:29What are we here for?
00:21:31Listen, 90% of the job is this, okay?
00:21:34You're sitting around, staking shit out, trying to put the pieces together.
00:21:38Or you're just doing paperwork.
00:21:41That sounds cock-boring.
00:21:42Yeah, that's how we like it, because boring equals safe.
00:21:46I hate to break it to you, but being a cop isn't like in the movies.
00:21:49There are no crazy gun fights, or fist fights, or explosions.
00:21:53You're not chasing after people in the street like an action hero.
00:21:58Hey, that's who we're here for.
00:22:03How do you know?
00:22:05She's dressed like shit, so she's not a stripper.
00:22:08And she's carrying a briefcase, but she's not a suit.
00:22:11The whole vibe doesn't add up.
00:22:17Some guy was murdered late last night in Rosettenville, and they left this address written in blood on his chest.
00:22:24Written on his chest?
00:22:26We're looking for Edward Scissorhands.
00:22:29Who's played by Johnny Depp?
00:22:30And Johnny Depp's wife, she's in the bed.
00:22:33They say make your bed and lie in it, so...
00:22:51Well, well, well. You look like you could use a drink.
00:22:55I've taken.
00:22:57Oh, that's a tequila lady.
00:22:59Two tequilas, please.
00:23:00I'm sorry stripper, so I don't expect anything.
00:23:02Oh, don't worry, I'm not gonna judge you on that.
00:23:05Oh, no, relax. Just have a shot.
00:23:13I don't know. Did it work?
00:23:18There you go.
00:23:25You don't want to be here in the next two minutes.
00:23:28What's happening in two minutes?
00:23:29You meeting someone?
00:23:31Or your boyfriend?
00:23:34Married man.
00:23:35Oh, hi, guys.
00:23:36I have to call a wife.
00:23:38If I no longer have to call a man, you need to call with her.
00:23:41Come on.
00:23:41Boussi!
00:23:42Boussi from Mancival!
00:23:44What are you doing?
00:23:44Look out!
00:23:45Boussi!
00:23:46Boussi, this time!
00:23:47You're so close.
00:23:49Man, such a small world.
00:23:50Boussi!
00:23:51Boussi, Boussi, Boussi!
00:23:52Hey man!
00:23:53Okay, if you really know Boosie, you would know that Boosie would want you to give me the password
00:24:02before I ask you what the password is. That's Boosie. Two T.
00:24:08Nightingale.
00:24:09Bing, bing, bing, bing. We have a winner. Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
00:24:15That's how simple it is, man.
00:24:20I'm sorry. My friend's a little drunk in his office meds.
00:24:23What are you doing? I'm whacking her.
00:24:25Well, you have to tell her to find your girlfriend.
00:24:27Can you just calm down?
00:24:28The lady and I, we're just...
00:24:35Oh, what the fuck, man?
00:24:37Shoot that shit back.
00:24:38Oh, God. Oh, fuck.
00:24:40Oh, I want a gun.
00:24:42What did you eat?
00:24:42I want a gun.
00:24:45I want a gun.
00:24:47I want a gun.
00:24:48Oh, what?
00:24:51Get out of the gun.
00:24:52Fuck, no.
00:24:53Oh, my God.
00:24:53Oh, my God.
00:24:54Jesus.
00:24:56Oh, sweet baby Jesus.
00:24:57This is not what I prayed for when I said I want to hate this morning.
00:25:07What the fuck is that?
00:25:10Is that ginger ale?
00:25:13I've never hit a lady before, but I'm about to make an...
00:25:16Oh, what the fuck?
00:25:20Oh, shit.
00:25:21Oh, shit.
00:25:22Sorry.
00:25:23Sorry.
00:25:25Sorry, baby black Jesus.
00:25:27Please be with me with this crazy white bag.
00:25:31Come on, big boy.
00:25:33Let's fight.
00:25:33Okay.
00:25:34I said I want you.
00:25:56Thanks for the help.
00:25:58Just get back there! You're getting your ass handed to you by a white girl!
00:26:01You drink them right now!
00:26:02It doesn't look- Go! Just go! Go! Go!
00:26:07Oh, man.
00:26:30Look at this trip! My leg's on fire! Come on! Get out of here!
00:26:39The popular strip club burnt down before firefighters could get there to save it.
00:26:43Looks like the club was lit last night, Dad.
00:26:46Hey! What is this? Get out of my way.
00:26:48Check this shit, Captain.
00:26:49And eyewitnesses on the scene report that a shootout took place before the fire started.
00:26:53This is an e-
00:26:54Are you fucking kidding me?
00:26:56Captain, that was all self-defense.
00:26:58You burnt down a strip club in self-defense.
00:27:01He burnt it down!
00:27:02You created a PR nightmare!
00:27:04None of this would have happened if I had a gun!
00:27:06No!
00:27:07Okay, look. Everyone's stressed. Let's circle back to this whole gun thing later.
00:27:15Yeah, it's his fourth one now, eh, John? You should call him foursome.
00:27:20John, follow these two yahoos, and why are they in disguise? It's not Halloween.
00:27:24Why don't you put some of your hair on his head and give him a hand?
00:27:27You win.
00:27:28It's not even funny.
00:27:28Oh, I've got it, John. With his straight mustache and his peppercorn beard, they look like a vampire wallet.
00:27:35Captain, permission to shoot John's new boyfriend in the face, please?
00:27:37I assume belief.
00:27:38How long did it take you two idiots to find evidence literally written on a body?
00:27:42They obviously can't read these guys. They've got literally, on their foreheads, written dumbass.
00:27:47What?
00:27:49What?
00:27:49What are you doing?
00:27:50What are you doing?
00:27:51What are you doing?
00:27:52What are you doing?
00:27:53Cut that shit out!
00:27:55The two of you, go and clean up that mess.
00:27:58Need, need.
00:27:59Now!
00:27:59How should I enjoy the captain?
00:28:01Tag and bag whatever you can.
00:28:06So what now, detective big shot?
00:28:08Well, we've got the briefcase.
00:28:09Ah, and we still got Boosie.
00:28:11Who?
00:28:12That's the name that the writer gave me just before her head...
00:28:16Exploding all of me.
00:28:19Exploding all of me.
00:28:21She was going to give me another name, but then he interrupted us, so there's that.
00:28:25Okay, alright, follow the lead.
00:28:26And no more dead bodies and burning shits.
00:28:28This isn't a war zone.
00:28:32Is that my mug?
00:28:37Remind me never to drink from that again.
00:28:46Unbelievable.
00:28:47Ah, look, I found him!
00:28:48What the fuck?
00:28:50Don't touch anything.
00:28:59You know, we need a car with bigger boot space, man.
00:29:03Yeah, yeah, man.
00:29:05You know, you never know how difficult it is to get blood off your face.
00:29:09No, man, boy boy, I just want to say I'm sorry, therefore, like, just fainting.
00:29:13It's just that, yeah, the blood.
00:29:15I feel like I still have blood on me.
00:29:17Do I still have blood?
00:29:18You got a...
00:29:19Did you even wash your face?
00:29:21Yeah, I did.
00:29:22It's pouring out your ears, man.
00:29:23Yeah.
00:29:23It's coming out your ears.
00:29:24Look!
00:29:24It's pouring out your ears, yeah?
00:29:26You see that?
00:29:27Ooh, ooh, ooh.
00:29:27Where does that ride?
00:29:29I mean, look at that!
00:29:29Look at that!
00:29:33Oh, shit.
00:29:34Oh, shit!
00:29:35Oh, shit!
00:29:36Oh, shit!
00:29:42Again?
00:29:43Hey!
00:29:45For fucks?
00:29:46Fuck!
00:29:52This is my brain.
00:29:56Oh, shit!
00:29:58Oh, shit!
00:30:12This is my brain.
00:30:17No shit. I mean, who did this to you?
00:30:22John!
00:30:23A bunch of gangbangers. There were like 10 of them. Huge guys.
00:30:35Oh, don't worry about it. It's not as bad as luck.
00:30:42Actually, just think about it as delicious. Look.
00:30:47Do it back, because if you do it, I wouldn't do anything.
00:30:51So what now?
00:30:53I'm just gonna follow her lead and report back. Nothing hectic.
00:30:56Nothing hectic.
00:30:58Uti, nothing hectic?
00:31:01Now I'm really worried.
00:31:03I'll be fine, I promise.
00:31:15I'll be fine.
00:31:17I'll be fine.
00:31:18I'll be fine.
00:31:25I'll be fine.
00:31:32Come on, boy.
00:31:33I need to try out there.
00:31:35Some gangsta shit with you.
00:31:37Is he like gangsta shit?
00:31:39Let me demonstrate, Cesar. Come stand over here.
00:31:42Okay.
00:31:44Cam, now walk at me.
00:31:46Okay, okay.
00:31:47Oh, excuse me, ma'am.
00:31:49He didn't do anything.
00:31:50Mm-hmm. You think so? Really?
00:31:52No way.
00:31:54No way.
00:31:54I did not feel that.
00:31:55Right?
00:31:56You're right?
00:31:57That's super cool.
00:31:58I know, right?
00:31:58It's because the distraction is the bump and then the magic is in the timing and the...
00:32:04What the hell are you doing?
00:32:06Nothing.
00:32:06I told you she can't see you like that.
00:32:08Chill, Dad.
00:32:09It's just tomato sauce.
00:32:11Yeah.
00:32:11High five, high five.
00:32:13This is for old people.
00:32:15Oh.
00:32:15So what you do, right, is you take your fist bump, right?
00:32:17Bah.
00:32:18And then you go, woo, and then another fist bump.
00:32:21Bah.
00:32:21Oh, that is so cool.
00:32:23Try it.
00:32:24What is happening?
00:32:26Um, the shower's upstairs and please burn those clothes afterwards.
00:32:31Who? Who's this?
00:32:32My wife.
00:32:33I call bullshit.
00:32:34No way that's your wife.
00:32:35That's a cover.
00:32:36For 15 years.
00:32:38No way.
00:32:39You're playing the long game here.
00:32:40No way.
00:32:41This is your wife.
00:32:43Sissy.
00:32:43I'm a little girl.
00:32:46I'm a little girl.
00:32:47I'm a little girl.
00:32:48No way.
00:32:48I'm a little girl.
00:32:50I'm a little girl.
00:32:51I'm a little girl.
00:32:51Oh, the serbens are like...
00:32:53Thick.
00:32:53I'm a little girl.
00:32:55Hey, you're a little girl.
00:32:56This is all sexually transmitted like that.
00:32:59Hey, you're a little girl.
00:33:01He never stops.
00:33:03You see what I'm dealing with.
00:33:04Well, this better be over soon.
00:33:06Oh, what happened to making friends?
00:33:09Go to a bar.
00:33:10Like a normal person.
00:33:27You are drawing too much attention.
00:33:29You lost the money.
00:33:31I land in a few days and you don't want to see Mummy unhappy, do you?
00:33:35I've got some big news and I need to know that you too can handle business without me.
00:33:47Don't ever ignore one's privilege.
00:33:49Your dad dies and leaves you a trust fund.
00:33:51My dad died and all he left me were a shitload of half-brothers and diabetes.
00:33:57Why is the third hand on the clock called the second hand?
00:34:00Are leaves called leaves because they leave the tree?
00:34:02My morning pools take a lot out of me.
00:34:05Diarrhea is hereditary because it runs in your genes.
00:34:08I have a serious question for you.
00:34:10Yeah, what?
00:34:11Did you start talking the moment you popped out of your mother's vagina?
00:34:14You keep my mother's vagina out of your mouth.
00:34:16Gladly.
00:34:16Wait, what?
00:34:17Fuck.
00:34:18Alright, anyway, what's the plan?
00:34:19We try to find Boosie.
00:34:21Yeah?
00:34:21If it's the crazy chick from last night, we take her down.
00:34:23No way, dude.
00:34:24That chick is like a ninja.
00:34:26Like literally, she's probably got those smoke bombs and poof, she's gone.
00:34:29Kinda like taking your shit on the plane.
00:34:31If you flush her and then go, your shit just goes away.
00:34:33I've got separation anxiety.
00:34:34Maybe you can talk her to death and I'll do all the work again.
00:34:37Oh, okay.
00:34:38What if it's not the Boosie chick from the club?
00:34:41We wing it.
00:34:42Dude, that's your plan.
00:34:43Wing it.
00:34:44Dude, who doesn't wing it?
00:34:46Stupid.
00:34:47And we can't go in there as cops.
00:34:48Well, you're not a cop, so sorted.
00:34:50Oh, nice.
00:34:51That's where your spirit is today.
00:34:53Okay, fine.
00:34:54You know what?
00:34:55That badge, that's a red flag.
00:35:01And the gun?
00:35:03Seriously?
00:35:04You want to go in there, unarmed?
00:35:07Yeah, well, I just want to go in there without risking my life again.
00:35:19Oh, probably need some sunscreen around here.
00:35:33This is a bad time to mention and then we're trying to not see you like us before.
00:35:38I'm hoping this badge catches the right people's attention.
00:35:41Yeah.
00:35:44It's not a boner, James.
00:35:50Were you mazzy or boosie?
00:35:54It's going to be harder than we thought, man.
00:36:31You see that kid back there?
00:36:33No, man, don't mind it.
00:36:34He's been following us since we got you.
00:36:36Damn, you sticking out like a sore thumb.
00:36:39The kid's probably thinking, what's that white monkey doing in the location?
00:36:42He knows something, I'm telling you.
00:36:43He knows nothing about a ninja woman you think the kid knows?
00:36:47How are you a detective even?
00:36:49How do you still have your own...
00:36:50He's coming over right now.
00:36:51What?
00:36:52How do you even still have a job?
00:36:54I don't know what I'm talking about.
00:37:01It's not a kid, it's a midget.
00:37:03You can't say midget.
00:37:04It's not politically correct.
00:37:05It's mongoloid.
00:37:06Definitely not mongoloid.
00:37:07Mongoloid means retard.
00:37:09Hey!
00:37:09Oh, shit!
00:37:12Right!
00:37:14Right!
00:37:15Good!
00:37:29Fast forward.
00:37:33Tripod, come here!
00:37:37Isn't his dick dragging in the sand?
00:37:39Here you go.
00:37:42He's so fast.
00:37:43He's like a little baby cheetah.
00:37:44Where are we?
00:37:46I don't know.
00:37:48Set him up.
00:37:49Oh, shit.
00:37:51Set him up.
00:37:51Of course.
00:37:54Move.
00:37:54Yeah.
00:38:00Well, well, well, well.
00:38:04I see money.
00:38:05You see money?
00:38:06I see it.
00:38:07You see money?
00:38:08I see the man.
00:38:10It's only the money that we want.
00:38:13I hear you are looking for Boosie.
00:38:15This kid knew something.
00:38:17Hey, I'm not a kid.
00:38:18Eat more pussy than you.
00:38:20He's right, though.
00:38:21It's unnecessary.
00:38:23We need to give that briefcase to Boosie.
00:38:28Money, money, money, money.
00:38:30Money.
00:38:30Money.
00:38:32Money.
00:38:43They can't hold a fit.
00:38:45They're shook.
00:38:46They're getting money when I look.
00:38:48They just look.
00:38:49They're...
00:38:50Everybody playing by the damn book.
00:38:52My dogs ain't right.
00:38:53Theyk have me at us.
00:38:55Oh, yeah.
00:38:56Oh, yeah.
00:38:57Oh.
00:39:00Oh, yeah.
00:39:01Oh, yeah.
00:39:03Oh, yeah.
00:39:04Oh, yeah.
00:39:09General.
00:39:11That's the beginning.
00:39:12Let's go.
00:39:13Let's go.
00:39:14Let's go.
00:39:14Let's go.
00:39:15That's good.
00:39:17What the fuck?
00:39:21Seriously?
00:39:25Come on.
00:39:28You didn't even search me.
00:39:29I kind of feel shortchanged.
00:39:31You almost grabbed me by the short and curlies.
00:39:35Fucking get back into it.
00:39:36Yeah, yeah.
00:39:36I don't know what's in there, so you carry it.
00:39:38You better hurry up or we're going to come short.
00:39:42It's great when you're not as short as it is.
00:39:44It's over.
00:39:44It's over.
00:39:45Work, mate.
00:39:45There is a place where few people go.
00:39:51There is a woman she dresses in bright.
00:39:57And if you're not careful, she might take your life.
00:40:02Loretta sent us.
00:40:06What's the password?
00:40:08Nightingale.
00:40:08Nightingale.
00:40:09Oh.
00:40:11Okay.
00:40:13Just give me a moment.
00:40:14I need to sort something out.
00:40:17How the fuck did you know that?
00:40:21Alright.
00:40:23Now.
00:40:25I don't know if you're going to survive this.
00:40:29But.
00:40:31Now we know for sure that you will never rape again.
00:40:36Huh?
00:40:36You're meaning to go blow yourself.
00:40:38Wait.
00:40:38What is that?
00:40:40Just think.
00:40:40What the fuck again?
00:40:42Don't you fucking do it.
00:40:42Huh?
00:40:43Not again.
00:40:44Huh?
00:40:44Don't you fucking do it.
00:40:46Swallow it.
00:40:47Swallow it.
00:40:47Swallow it.
00:40:48Oh.
00:40:49Come on now.
00:40:51Don't you know it's rude to make a noise as a guest?
00:40:56Stop.
00:40:57Get your shit together.
00:41:01Where is Loretta anyway?
00:41:03She bailed.
00:41:04She was too scared to come this far.
00:41:07She lost her head.
00:41:08Mine.
00:41:10Honestly.
00:41:12Loretta?
00:41:13Always makes me shitting at the balls to the game.
00:41:15Neither does he.
00:41:17Good one.
00:41:18We are new contacts.
00:41:20Well.
00:41:21Then we should get going.
00:41:24Headaches waiting for us and we're late.
00:41:26Hmm?
00:41:26What about him?
00:41:27Oh, you know what they say?
00:41:29Survival of the fittest.
00:41:30If he makes it to the hospital, he lives.
00:41:32If he doesn't...
00:41:35Alright.
00:41:36Keep going.
00:41:41Headaches.
00:41:42Why is she so happy?
00:41:45Does he still have a semi?
00:41:47What the fuck?
00:41:49Don't put your thumb in me.
00:41:50What the fuck?
00:41:53Oh, fuck.
00:41:57Show me your power.
00:42:04Show me your power.
00:42:09Show me your power.
00:42:26You hear to see the big guy?
00:42:32Puss.
00:42:33They here.
00:42:34Who's they?
00:42:35Pussy and the gauze.
00:42:41Now make sure you pack this thing nicely.
00:42:44Last time you all spilt, my niece thought it was sherbet.
00:42:47She ran around like a mad thing for five hours.
00:42:57I see Gladys Knight brought her pips.
00:43:02The rato backed out.
00:43:05These are our new plugs.
00:43:07And the rest of these?
00:43:08Ah.
00:43:09That's it.
00:43:10You thought that when you came here,
00:43:13something bad was gonna happen to you.
00:43:16To never be too careful.
00:43:19True.
00:43:22Three mil.
00:43:25Yeah.
00:43:26That's gonna be a problem.
00:43:28Price just went up.
00:43:31It's Lady Tino.
00:43:32I'm telling you.
00:43:33Yeah.
00:43:34That's not how it works.
00:43:39You don't tell me how things work.
00:43:42I tell you.
00:43:44We're the ones who took the risk here.
00:43:47So I'll take any cream off the top I want.
00:43:51And it...
00:43:52I can't do that.
00:43:54See?
00:43:55Oh, you can't.
00:44:06Look at this guy.
00:44:09Look at this guy.
00:44:10Look at this guy.
00:44:24Yes, we've got the money and the drugs.
00:44:27The principal.
00:44:29You killed all these men because they bruised your ego.
00:44:33I will send you a message.
00:44:36How do you have a problem with the way I handle my business?
00:44:40All right.
00:44:41Please do continue with the torture and the murder.
00:44:45You'll be a good girl.
00:44:46And load up.
00:44:48Uh-huh.
00:44:49Because we've got places to be...
00:44:54Headache!
00:44:55Headache!
00:45:01Headache!
00:45:02Headache!
00:45:02Headache!
00:45:02Headache!
00:45:02Headache!
00:45:02Headache!
00:45:03Come on.
00:45:03Let's go, man.
00:45:03We've got to go.
00:45:04Let's go.
00:45:15We're going to fucking go, man.
00:45:16Let's go!
00:45:17I'll be there now!
00:45:27All right.
00:45:30How do your noses?
00:45:32Just your wigs?
00:45:34A little shorter.
00:45:36Gee, my girl!
00:45:41What's that?
00:45:43And then?
00:45:44What happened?
00:45:45Where the fuck have you been?
00:45:47Okay.
00:45:47I've been trying to get hold of you all of last night.
00:45:49I told you I had business to take care of.
00:45:51All right?
00:45:53Yeah, I didn't let my phone cause any distractions.
00:45:55Yo.
00:45:55What is all this now?
00:45:57You know, I've seen more fucked up shit since I met you than I've seen in my entire cop career.
00:46:01You should be sitting ducks out here, man.
00:46:04Just stay cool.
00:46:08Gabri's on the way.
00:46:11Yeah, well, Loretta really fucked up.
00:46:14You know, I always knew that bitch didn't have it in her.
00:46:19But?
00:46:19I did meet you guys and we took care of headache.
00:46:23My guys?
00:46:24Yeah, the tall white guy.
00:46:31Tell them I want to say hi.
00:46:36Hey, bitches!
00:46:37We don't have all night men.
00:46:39Let's go.
00:46:40No.
00:46:41Trevor.
00:46:41Just wait for the cow for now.
00:46:42I'm gonna shoot you myself.
00:46:44Fuck.
00:46:59Let's getcha.
00:47:01Ketchup.
00:47:06Oh, not this bitch again.
00:47:09Yes.
00:47:10This bitch again.
00:47:11Stop the bitch, Rock.
00:47:12Okay.
00:47:13What the fuck's going on here?
00:47:14They're cops.
00:47:15But you'd know that if you bother answering my calls.
00:47:18Excuse me?
00:47:19I'm not a cop.
00:47:20Oh, now you're not a cop.
00:47:21Well, if you want to shoot cops only, I don't want to die for them.
00:47:25I'm not a cop.
00:47:25You don't have to explain it to us.
00:47:26Shut up!
00:47:29I had a run-in with them last night.
00:47:31You want to go another round?
00:47:32Do you?
00:47:33What's that supposed to mean?
00:47:34Everybody saw what happened last time.
00:47:36She handed me your ass.
00:47:37You were hiding behind the bar, drinking and making cocktails to blow the whole fucking place up.
00:47:41I'm bored.
00:47:43Tie them up.
00:47:44Put them in the car.
00:47:46Why?
00:47:46Why?
00:47:47Why'd we just kill them and get it over with?
00:47:50Yeah.
00:47:51I have every guy with a badge on my ass.
00:47:54No.
00:47:54This is our time to show to moms whether we can run our own shit and do this on our
00:47:58own.
00:48:00I fucking tie them up.
00:48:01I'm not scared.
00:48:06Stop!
00:48:07Stop!
00:48:08Stop!
00:48:09Stop!
00:48:09Stop!
00:48:09Stop!
00:48:10Stop!
00:48:12Stop!
00:48:22Stop!
00:48:23Stop!
00:48:24Stop!
00:48:25Stop!
00:48:25Stop!
00:48:25Don't eat it!
00:48:26What is it?
00:48:27It's cocaine!
00:48:28Oh no!
00:48:29It smells great!
00:48:31Let's go Kinkum!
00:48:33I'll draw a fire.
00:48:35You go after the ninja.
00:48:35What?
00:48:36Me?
00:48:36Yes!
00:48:37No!
00:48:37I need a gun!
00:48:38You really want to get into the fight now.
00:48:40Yeah!
00:48:40Just go after her.
00:48:41Keep eyes on her so she doesn't get away and I'll do the rest.
00:48:44On one!
00:48:45Oh Jesus!
00:48:46Just go!
00:48:54Come, come, come, go, go!
00:48:55She's in the corner!
00:48:57Busy!
00:48:58Where's Busy?
00:48:59Have you seen Busy?
00:48:59No!
00:49:00You too!
00:49:00You too on me!
00:49:08Okay, I could no more do that.
00:49:10I will die!
00:49:11Me too!
00:49:14Then why didn't you say something?
00:49:16Because you're always so tough my boy, alright?
00:49:18I don't want to come across as a pussy.
00:49:20Fuck!
00:49:21Fuck!
00:49:22Fuck!
00:49:22Fuck!
00:49:22Fuck!
00:49:22I am a pussy!
00:49:23I get constant anxiety!
00:49:25You do!
00:49:26Yes!
00:49:26You really do!
00:49:27Let's just sit this one out!
00:49:29Fuck yeah!
00:49:29Yeah!
00:49:34Got you, bitch!
00:49:35I usually don't hit women, but no!
00:49:38I'll make a fucking deception for you, bitch!
00:49:41Okay, fuck boy, it's your turn then!
00:49:42Fuck boy, really?
00:49:43In the midst of everything that's going on, you're going to call me a fuck boy.
00:49:47I'm a loving person!
00:49:48I'm a lover, not a fighter!
00:49:50Okay?
00:49:53Hey!
00:49:54Pause it, boy!
00:49:56Come on, Goloid's got a fucking grenade!
00:50:04Hey!
00:50:05Stop!
00:50:09Shit!
00:50:10Drev!
00:50:11Drev!
00:50:11John!
00:50:13Did I get her?
00:50:14No!
00:50:14I'm so cold, Jack!
00:50:19Come on, Goloid!
00:50:23Come on Goloid!
00:50:31Come on Goloid!
00:50:33Come on Goloid!
00:50:35Come on Goloid!
00:50:37Come on Goloid!
00:50:39Come on Goloid!
00:50:41That's how we do!
00:50:42Ha ha ha!
00:50:44Yeah!
00:50:44You guys, you missed it. Missed everything.
00:50:47They're all trev, they needed their beauty sleep.
00:50:48Yeah, they need more beauty sleep.
00:50:50Hey, hey, it's a celebration.
00:51:00All right, everyone, get back to work.
00:51:02This is a police station, not Joburg bloody theater.
00:51:05You two, my office.
00:51:08The office? Yep.
00:51:10We're going into the office.
00:51:12You guys stay outside.
00:51:13All right, you losers.
00:51:15Captain, you want to see us as well?
00:51:18Yeah, three teas, please. Make mine dry, boss.
00:51:20Okay.
00:51:22Tea.
00:51:23The money and the drugs were seized.
00:51:25Well done.
00:51:27For what?
00:51:28She got away.
00:51:30They both did.
00:51:31Can't you just be happy for once?
00:51:34We still have no idea how high this thing goes.
00:51:36Who's this Domanzo character?
00:51:38None of my concern.
00:51:39I'm closing the case.
00:51:40With Lady Tea in the wind.
00:51:41And Bussi. Don't forget about Bussi.
00:51:43I'll circulate a description for both of them.
00:51:46Also for this Domanzo.
00:51:47Look, we got everything we needed for now.
00:51:50Lady Tea's got no more place.
00:51:52Fucking A.
00:51:54Jono, let's go take a shower, man.
00:51:55I've been up all night.
00:51:59No, no, not like that.
00:52:01You guys.
00:52:02I meant you shower, then I shower, no soap on the rope.
00:52:07And then, you know, we can just chill.
00:52:09Not a fucking chance.
00:52:10I'm going back to Louise and Tessa.
00:52:12After all that we've been through.
00:52:13All of what, Trevor?
00:52:16I had your back, you had my back.
00:52:17I thought it meant something.
00:52:19It meant I was assigned to a fuck-up of a CI.
00:52:23I've been beat up, shot at, burnt.
00:52:26Seen some guy eat his own dick.
00:52:28Okay, what?
00:52:29Oh yeah, you're going to have to look into that.
00:52:32I just want to get back to my life.
00:52:35Without you.
00:52:38Cap.
00:52:41Yeah, just for the record, I could have done this without you.
00:52:48So what now?
00:52:51Well, your record's clear, so you can go back to doing whatever it is you do.
00:52:56What I'd do is it's going to land me up in jail again.
00:52:59Well, I suggest you don't do that then.
00:53:29Dad, seriously, please cover your scars.
00:53:33Passes on the sissies.
00:53:34That's a good mum.
00:53:36Is he embarrassing you?
00:53:37Yes, he is.
00:53:38He is.
00:53:39They need oxygen to heal.
00:53:40This is what healing wounds look like.
00:53:42They look nasty.
00:53:43Is it supposed to look so pussy and open and gross?
00:53:47Yes, yes.
00:53:47Ew.
00:53:57Hi, Mama.
00:54:00Hello, my girl.
00:54:02I'm hearing concerning news.
00:54:05Just some minor setbacks.
00:54:07You know how mummy feels about setbacks, don't you?
00:54:10Yeah, yeah.
00:54:11I know.
00:54:12I'm on it.
00:54:13If you were on it, I wouldn't be calling you, would I?
00:54:17We're going to do things my way.
00:54:27So where is he now?
00:54:28No idea.
00:54:30Why didn't he come over?
00:54:32He's a criminal, Louise.
00:54:33I can't have him around you and Tessa.
00:54:35He was a criminal and Tessa really liked him.
00:54:40Yeah.
00:54:41Red flag.
00:54:42Ben, you've spent more time with him than any other man.
00:54:47Well, you don't think it's worth giving it a chance?
00:54:50You said I should go to a bar and make friends like normal people.
00:54:54Well, he's grown on me.
00:54:57And I really think he's grown on you too.
00:55:01Well, it's too late now.
00:55:03What did you do to him?
00:55:05I didn't do anything.
00:55:06Oh, you must have said something.
00:55:08I mean, I might have said a few things.
00:55:12Help!
00:55:15Shhh, get out of the bed.
00:55:21Where's Tessa?
00:55:22Tessa!
00:55:27It's okay, baby.
00:55:28Just do what they say, okay?
00:55:29Sean, no.
00:55:31Drop it.
00:55:32Sit the fuck down.
00:55:35Menace.
00:55:36We're guests here.
00:55:37Don't be rude.
00:55:39Please excuse us for barging in here unannounced.
00:55:42And do pardon my daughter's foul mouth.
00:55:45Please.
00:55:46It's okay, baby.
00:56:01We've never met.
00:56:05They call me the mumsel.
00:56:09You must be John.
00:56:11You, Johnny boy, have been giving me and my children quite the headache.
00:56:15They're not children.
00:56:16They're animals.
00:56:21Maybe once, when they were on the streets, alone, scared, hungry.
00:56:28But I took them in.
00:56:29I made them strong.
00:56:31I made them fearless.
00:56:35You're the kingpin.
00:56:38Did you hear that, girls?
00:56:40What do they call me on the streets again?
00:56:43Skora.
00:56:44Mm-hmm.
00:56:44Mm-hmm.
00:56:45Top dog.
00:56:46Big cheese.
00:56:48Fat cat.
00:56:50But I personally prefer being called Queenpin for obvious reasons.
00:56:57May I?
00:57:06Do you enjoy playing hide and seek, John?
00:57:09Amazing how much joy can be found in the art of hiding from another person.
00:57:14But what I never understood, girls, is why you always hid in the same obvious place.
00:57:22Perhaps it is the delight of knowing that they'll be found.
00:57:26That's the thrill of the game.
00:57:30That's the thrill of the game.
00:57:30The anticipation of footsteps slowly approaching, knowing the inevitable is near.
00:57:41Come out from wherever you are!
00:57:43The little hearts racing faster and faster.
00:57:48Hearts!
00:57:49They never hid in the closet, behind the curtain, or in the laundry bin.
00:57:57Where do you think they hid, Johnny boy?
00:58:02Huh?
00:58:05Ready or not.
00:58:08Here I come.
00:58:16No!
00:58:18No!
00:58:20No!
00:58:21No!
00:58:23No!
00:58:23No!
00:58:23No!
00:58:24No!
00:58:25No!
00:58:26We'll be in touch, Johnny boy.
00:58:30No!
00:58:31No!
00:58:33No!
00:58:34No!
00:58:34No!
00:58:35No!
00:58:35No!
00:58:35No!
00:58:36No!
00:58:36No!
00:58:40No!
00:58:50We have to put her in an induced coma.
00:58:52It will help her recover.
00:58:54How long?
00:58:55Well for now, I can't say.
00:58:57We'll just have to check how she responds to treatment.
00:59:01But we'll just keep monitoring her
00:59:17I'll get old baby back this way
00:59:26Alright Charlie 3 come in
00:59:27Yes, coloured female, 12 years old
00:59:30This is a minor
00:59:31Yeah, minor, she's still in sleepwear
00:59:36I fucking told you we needed to get them
00:59:39I'm sorry John
00:59:39Sorry he's not going to bring my daughter back
00:59:41Look, we're doing everything we can
00:59:43How's Louise?
00:59:44How the fuck do you think she's doing?
00:59:48Calling in my contacts
00:59:49You don't have any contact
00:59:51I'll go door to door
00:59:51John, you are too close to this
00:59:53You need to let us do this without you
00:59:56John
00:59:59John, you know the protocol
01:00:02Look around
01:00:04Everybody but the guy down in evidence is up here
01:00:08Just take a breath
01:00:08I need a moment
01:00:15My office
01:00:22Johnny boy
01:00:23I'm touching you, dude
01:00:25You really want to threaten me here
01:00:27Let's just take a step back, shall we?
01:00:29What do you want?
01:00:30That sounds better
01:00:31You know exactly what I want
01:00:33It's all locked away in evidence
01:00:34Of course, that's the fun part
01:00:37You're going to get it back for me
01:00:38How the fuck do you expect me to do that?
01:00:41Somehow, I think you're going to make a plan
01:00:45I'll call you with a location within an hour
01:00:50I think you know what will happen
01:00:51If you don't pull this off
01:00:53Any sign of the police, she dies
01:00:55I can't do this alone
01:00:58Okay, then
01:00:58Bring a plus one
01:01:04Let's see how much daddy loves you, huh?
01:01:10What's the play here?
01:01:11Aren't you too tired of being ice boys?
01:01:14Wouldn't you rather be the moreki?
01:01:17Headaches
01:01:17And all these men think they own the trade in this country
01:01:21But they didn't see us ladies coming, did they?
01:01:24And where are we going?
01:01:25Well, it was supposed to be a surprise
01:01:27But the two of you fucked it up royally
01:01:30We now own a share in the most luxurious train in the world
01:01:34Access to 30,000 kilometers of the most advanced railway system on the continent
01:01:41Mostly unmonitored
01:01:42Run by men who wouldn't think twice of turning the other way for a cold drink
01:01:47Our product can run free
01:01:49What if they hit our stuff?
01:01:50That's where the two of you come in, my darling
01:01:53Those men are on my payroll
01:01:55It's your job to manage that side of the business
01:01:58Keep them in check
01:02:03Come on
01:02:07Nope
01:02:10Hi, you've reached Trevor
01:02:12Please leave a message
01:02:13Unless he's a white gorilla
01:02:15Then fuck you, John
01:02:17Fuck
01:02:18Come on
01:02:19Come on
01:02:25What?
01:02:27You better be calling to apologize
01:02:30Something's happened
01:02:33I think you've mispronounced
01:02:35I'm sorry Trevor
01:02:36How can I make it up to you?
01:02:38I really need your help
01:02:39What happened to him?
01:02:41I could have done it all without you
01:02:43Put Louise in hospital and they've taken Tessa
01:02:47Yeah, but I'm just a fuck up of a CI
01:02:49You've got a whole building full of cuffs to help you
01:02:51What we need to do isn't exactly legal
01:02:56So you're in?
01:02:58Only for Louise and Tessa
01:02:59I don't give a fuck about you
01:03:01You can go fuck yourself, John
01:03:03That's good enough for me
01:03:04Okay
01:03:05Okay
01:03:06So what's the plan?
01:03:10What the fuck are you doing down here, pretty boy?
01:03:13Who are you?
01:03:13I'm the guy the captain seems to come ask you
01:03:16Who the fuck you think you are?
01:03:18What?
01:03:18The detective's daughter's missing
01:03:20And you're sitting down there twiddling your fucking dumbs
01:03:22No, no, no, no
01:03:23This works
01:03:24It's hands on deck
01:03:25Not hands on deck
01:03:28Hey, are you on burner?
01:03:30No, no, no, no
01:03:30Are you surfing the internet on the station's Wi-Fi?
01:03:33I wouldn't
01:03:34Honestly!
01:03:35The girl's gonna die
01:03:36Hurry!
01:03:37It's a golden wand
01:03:38It's all
01:03:39Wait, wait, wait, that was too much
01:03:40I'm sorry
01:03:41Bring it in
01:03:42Bring it in for the room
01:03:43Sorry about that
01:03:44So sorry
01:03:45You'll be okay
01:03:46Just go check on the detective's daughter
01:03:49Hurry!
01:03:50It's a golden wand
01:03:51She's gonna die
01:04:02Shhh
01:04:02Shhh
01:04:02Oh
01:04:04Shhh
01:04:05I can't believe that actually worked
01:04:07Quick, grab the duffel bags
01:04:08I'll grab the rest of the shit
01:04:11Let's go
01:04:11Isn't there something you want to say to me first?
01:04:14Seriously? Now?
01:04:16Yes, now
01:04:17I'm sorry
01:04:19And?
01:04:20I can't do this without you
01:04:23And?
01:04:24And we can shower and chill when we're done
01:04:25Come on
01:04:26Okay?
01:04:26I'm not really into dudes but it'll do
01:04:29For fuck's sake
01:04:31Does that look like a duffel bag?
01:04:34Yeah
01:04:35Grab it
01:04:36Oh!
01:04:37Oh!
01:04:38Oh no!
01:04:39Oh!
01:04:39I got the drugs
01:04:43Hustle
01:04:45I gave you the light bags
01:04:46I gave you the light bags
01:04:59In 20 minutes time we're gonna start the search
01:05:01Central moving out in four different sections
01:05:03We're gonna start with public transport
01:05:05Make sure you're working with the guys in the taxi unit
01:05:07We'll also be gonna be
01:05:08Sir!
01:05:09Yeah, derelict buildings
01:05:10I'm here sir
01:05:10What?
01:05:11He said old Hansel Deck
01:05:12I'm here sir
01:05:13I didn't mean you
01:05:14Shelters, check out the shelters
01:05:16The buildings
01:05:16Who? What?
01:05:18What?
01:05:19You know
01:05:20Loud
01:05:21Chatty
01:05:21Big eyes
01:05:22Scar in the nose
01:05:25Shit
01:05:26You guys come with me
01:05:27Evidence room now
01:05:29Evidence room
01:05:31Let's go
01:05:31Come on
01:05:34Trevor
01:05:40John, would you stop fucking around?
01:05:42What car is this?
01:05:43This is our car
01:05:43This is a piece of shit
01:05:44We needed to get something untraceable
01:05:46Well if we get followed they'll kill Tessa
01:05:47Oh man
01:05:49So we really aren't our own in this way
01:05:50Yup
01:05:52Rocking hell
01:05:52I'm not gonna ride in this thing man
01:05:54Shhh
01:05:54It's a big
01:05:55And?
01:05:56Just say where?
01:05:58Good boy
01:06:00Pretoria North
01:06:01The big railway station
01:06:05They're gonna be okay bro
01:06:08I promise
01:06:10Thanks
01:06:19Y'all
01:06:20Come on
01:06:20Come on
01:06:21Come on
01:06:31Come on
01:06:32AAAAAAAA
01:06:32Query pretores, you had one job bro
01:06:37Shit
01:06:39Shit
01:06:40Got a surprise for you
01:06:41Yeah, check it out. All right, that's yours
01:06:46Okay, this is how you use it cock it aim
01:06:51Point at the bad guys and shoot finger off the trigger till you absolutely ready that you've got a shot.
01:06:56All right
01:06:56Got it. No
01:06:58Just take the wheel. That's illegal
01:07:02Everything we're doing right now is illegal. Okay cock it
01:07:05Point to the bad guys and shoot. It's not rocket science
01:07:14Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
01:07:21Is that a dating app captain?
01:07:24Yeah, just asking
01:07:27Shit
01:07:34Fuck fuck what's wrong
01:07:37John and his buddy are about to get themselves killed
01:07:40Yes
01:07:45Can we take their parking sport captain oh
01:07:50Lord God I pray to you
01:07:53through the sweet innocent eyes of
01:07:57the black baby Jesus
01:07:59Hanging on my grandmother's wall. I pray
01:08:02That you are with me through this battle which is about to ensue
01:08:08It is a very very very dangerous one and I would like to go out to the clean slate
01:08:14I pray that God you fill me with your holy spirit
01:08:19or any other
01:08:20liquid that you'd like to fill me in
01:08:23with
01:08:24Not not not in a sexual way. I've already been filled in in prison
01:08:28That was not nice
01:08:31Amen
01:08:48You know I actually wanted to tell you the writer is actually not such a bad person. She would have
01:08:51actually been so good for this
01:08:54Yeah
01:08:57Yeah
01:08:58Yeah we go
01:09:08Your boys are here
01:09:09Hey you don't say that. You don't call us boys. We're fully grown men
01:09:13No
01:09:18Hello
01:09:19Is that your plus one John?
01:09:22This is my partner
01:09:27Who's that lady?
01:09:28She's running the show
01:09:30So do you really mean that I'm your partner?
01:09:32Where is the staff?
01:09:33Where's Tessa?
01:09:41Dad! Dad!
01:09:43It's okay baby
01:09:43Dad!
01:09:44It's okay
01:09:45It's okay baby just stay calm
01:09:47Dad!
01:09:47It's okay
01:09:51He landed
01:09:54Not you
01:09:56You know all this drama could have been prevented
01:09:59If only you just left us alone John
01:10:14Do you wanna breathe?
01:10:15He got this buddy
01:10:16Đ장을
01:10:18Do you believe?
01:10:31Do you know him?
01:10:34Better peace
01:10:52Did you really think it was going to be that simple did you
01:11:05what are you doing the safety's on you didn't say nothing but a safety just
01:11:16point and shoot no no no no get back out you're gonna get yourself killed what are
01:11:30you doing just aim at the bed guys you're gonna kill us listen I'm not dying like
01:11:47this get the money you get the money
01:11:58Jesus holy shit little black baby Jesus must really love you
01:12:03okay I'm going off to them watch this it's gonna be okay I promise you I'll be
01:12:10back it'll be okay
01:12:12I love you
01:12:13I love you too
01:12:24I'm going to get your dad you're gonna be alright
01:12:45I love you too
01:12:56Let's go.
01:13:47Let's go.
01:13:59Oh, this is how we first met.
01:14:03I didn't think I would die like this.
01:14:08Bitch, you died the moment you touched my family.
01:14:12And now I'm going after yours.
01:14:30Take cover!
01:14:32What's that?
01:14:34Where the last time?
01:14:37Satan!
01:14:41Hey!
01:14:42Oh, God!
01:14:43I'm going!
01:14:56I'm so sick of the short shits.
01:14:59I'm fucking sick of the shit.
01:15:01Fuck.
01:15:01Fuck.
01:15:03What?
01:15:05Boba-satan.
01:15:08Do you think I'm getting here?
01:15:09Fuck.
01:15:21What a pity.
01:15:22Under normal circumstances, I'm going to climb that woman like a tree.
01:15:27Excuse me, what?
01:15:30Hide behind the tree!
01:15:32Let me come!
01:15:32No!
01:15:33Please!
01:15:33Come on!
01:15:34He left his gun behind.
01:15:36He left his gun behind.
01:15:41No!
01:15:47No!
01:15:49No!
01:15:50No!
01:15:51No!
01:15:53No!
01:15:55No!
01:15:57No!
01:15:59No!
01:16:02No!
01:16:03No!
01:16:06Man, that's bloody my mouth!
01:16:10Your DNA and my DNA are mixing!
01:16:12There's a mix of this baby in my mouth!
01:16:15No!
01:16:16No!
01:16:17No!
01:16:17No!
01:16:17No!
01:16:17No!
01:16:19No!
01:16:20No!
01:16:21Pitches!
01:16:38Get up! Come on!
01:16:41Where's your gun?
01:16:43What?
01:16:44Seriously?
01:16:48Where's Tessa?
01:16:49Are you sure?
01:16:51She's in the tree!
01:16:52Oh my God!
01:16:53In the tree!
01:16:54What?
01:16:55Just...
01:16:55Listen, you go that way, I'll go that way, we'll take her together, okay?
01:16:59You got this buddy, come on!
01:17:13She's so much better than your mother!
01:17:17It's the best!
01:17:18Get off the door!
01:17:22Get off the door!
01:17:30Yeah!
01:17:31That's a good one!
01:17:34Nooo!
01:17:38Get off the top!
01:17:39Get off the top!
01:17:41Get off the top!
01:17:45Oh!
01:17:46Come on, shut up!
01:18:02How long was that grenade in your pants?
01:18:05It's long enough to wipe the cop cheese off.
01:18:07Good job.
01:18:09Dad!
01:18:10Tessa!
01:18:11I'm crying.
01:18:12Oh, fuck, man.
01:18:14Why is it all this musical shit?
01:18:15Let's just pretend it's tomato sauce.
01:18:18Oh, that worked!
01:18:19I didn't get it!
01:18:20Hold on.
01:18:21You're finally becoming a man.
01:18:27Hold on, partner.
01:18:29Couldn't have done this without you.
01:18:30Boss me, boss.
01:18:30Can't tell them what to do.
01:18:33Boss me, boss.
01:18:35Can't leave it then.
01:18:36Can't leave it up then.
01:18:37Boss me, boss.
01:18:39If I can make them change.
01:18:41Boss me, boss.
01:18:43Always make foolishness.
01:18:45Everything that goes up must come down.
01:18:47We just want to have fun and play around.
01:18:49Never been afraid when things start to go down.
01:18:51That's the song that we sing and the vibe that we bring.
01:18:53Now they know us in your cusp.
01:18:55The whole town.
01:18:55Yeah, everything is all good, but it's no problem.
01:18:58When it's time to switch it up, then we go find them.
01:19:00That's the storm that we bring.
01:19:01All we want to do is win.
01:19:02Look.
01:19:03We work hard, play hard.
01:19:05We always on our job.
01:19:08Heard them say we can't change.
01:19:09We always play games.
01:19:16It's taking some time, but the paperwork is done.
01:19:19You guys in the clear.
01:19:20Nice.
01:19:22And?
01:19:23It's the academy for you in a couple of weeks.
01:19:25You better get your ass in the gear.
01:19:26He's going to be a cop in the office.
01:19:28Oh, wait.
01:19:28It's true.
01:19:29Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:19:31You can't be fucking silly as much.
01:19:32Who else is going to give this guy a job, man?
01:19:34He's wearing pajamas.
01:19:35Okay, singers of Old Town Road, Lale.
01:19:38Your mother called.
01:19:39She booked a full night of this.
01:19:41Okay.
01:19:42Just make sure you're on top, Trevor.
01:19:43Yeah, she's a one-tonner.
01:19:46You can always climb like a tree.
01:19:48What?
01:19:50Nothing.
01:19:51Nothing.
01:19:52Ex-nay on the tree, ex-nay.
01:19:53Help your mom.
01:19:54It's your fault.
01:19:55Help your mom.
01:19:55It's your fault.
01:19:56Private school kids.
01:19:57Come on.
01:20:00Put on the cookies.
01:20:02You have that tree thing for a tree.
01:20:03Put my meat in your mouth.
01:20:04I'm going to kill them, girl.
01:20:08Slav 환, two, two, three.
01:20:24Come on.
01:20:26Me and you.
01:20:28Run, two, three.
01:20:32You can only walk up.
01:20:34Uh-oh.
01:20:34Touch me!
01:20:36Touch me!
01:20:38You want me to clench?
01:20:41Hello?
01:20:42Hello?
01:20:45Touch me!
01:20:47Hey, what?
01:20:49I'm a real now!
01:20:5350-50!
01:20:55Remember!
01:20:56I'm a woman!
01:20:57Touch me!
01:20:59Yes!
01:21:00Yes!
01:21:02That's what I'm going to tell!
01:21:04Don't touch me!
01:21:05I'm a sliver, don't em!
01:21:08Don't touch me!
01:21:09I'm a sliver, don't em!
01:21:18Don't touch me!
01:21:19Don't touch me!
01:21:20Don't touch me!
01:21:21Don't touch me!
01:21:21Come on!
01:21:37I'm getting money when I go out, they just look
01:21:41Everybody playing by the damn book
01:21:43My dogs ain't right, bitch, they cook, yeah, yeah
01:22:01I'm getting money when I go out, they just look
01:22:06Everybody playing by the damn book
01:22:09My dogs ain't right, bitch, they cook, yeah, yeah
01:22:12Just be your power
01:22:17Yeah, yeah
01:22:25I'm getting money when I go out, they just look
01:22:29Everybody playing by the damn book
01:22:31My dogs ain't right, bitch, they cook, yeah, yeah
01:22:58Just be your power
01:23:04My dogs ain't right, bitch, they cook, yeah, ja
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