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💞My Crush Is The Zombie King💞
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00:00An incident that the siren virus is made of the virus, please take a look at your face.
00:06Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:08I'm going to get back on the week!
00:09I'm going to get back to the next day.
00:11That's a good idea.
00:19I saw the news on the morning,最近
00:22there are many染ers on the news. They're
00:25very powerful. We'll
00:26get back. Ah,
00:28Dad, you haven't watched a short film in the last few years?
00:33And I'm so proud of you.
00:36I'm so proud of you.
00:37You really like him?
00:39He! You're so mad!
00:43What's the situation?
00:55You're crazy!
00:56I don't know why.
00:56You're crazy.
00:58I'm so proud of you.
01:01I'm so proud of you.
01:03I'm so proud of you.
01:04You're so proud of me.
01:06Dad, let me just tell you.
01:07You're so proud of me.
01:11I'm so proud of you.
01:13How are you?
01:18You're so proud.
01:29How are you?
01:34I'm so proud of you.
01:35How are you?
01:38What?
01:41How are you?
01:46You're so proud of me.
01:51Not any Sith.
01:52Let me go.
01:53What?
01:55And be it.
01:55I'm so proud of you.
01:56You're so proud of your life.
01:57No!
01:59No!
01:59No!
02:11No!
02:13No!
02:13No!
02:22My mother!
02:23My mother!
02:24No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
02:31no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
02:36no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
02:40no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
02:45no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
02:54no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
02:54I'm so sorry to die
02:57Then you're waiting for me to die
03:25Doing itjs
03:37You're
03:38going to film me You didn't
03:39know how to do it How old days
03:41You didn't
03:42have I I still live
03:44What's up?
03:56Trunk it!
04:05Trunk it!
04:19What is the angel?
04:28What is the angel?
04:36What is the angel?
04:39It's the angel.
05:03It's the angel angel.
05:05The angel angel.
05:12The angel angel is an angel.
05:13The angel angel and ring.
05:13Along with the angel angel.
05:13The angel angel angel and ring.
05:13That angel angel angel!
05:13Oh, oh!
05:17You just don't come here.
05:20This is the TV.
05:29I...
05:31I'm still gonna take a look.
05:36Ah...
05:38I'm a damn bitch.
05:46I see you.
05:57I'm going to have to eat.
06:02I'm going to eat.
06:04I'm going to eat.
06:05I'm going to eat.
06:11I'm going to eat.
06:15Don't touch me! Don't touch me!
06:18It's gone. I really have to eat it!
06:45Mom... Mom...
06:48Mom...
06:49Mom...
07:01I didn't eat it!
07:28Mom...
07:29Mom...
07:29Mom...
07:33...
07:41...
07:43...
07:43...
07:45...
08:12ды啊啊啊听得懂人话啊不要吃我我的肉酸的苦的臭的馊的四老鼠吃的都会腐蚀啊不要吃我啊给给我什么啊
08:18I don't have to eat. I'm not going to eat meat, I don't know.
08:40You won't eat though.
08:47啊
08:48我只要不变胖
08:50就还能够活
08:58啊啊 我跑了 我跑了
09:07一定是你正当时下落我儿媳妇了
09:08这么可爱的儿媳妇 我也想为你笑
09:12阿姨快看
09:15干净
09:17干净
09:18干净
09:21怎么突然打起来了
09:23三十六斤
09:24留尾上层
09:33我还有事 我先溜了
09:39行
09:40哄
09:42嗯
09:45这种不好不跑
09:51我接个电话
09:52这
09:59回
10:03洛洛把你带走的是上尸王
10:04只有你生下他的孩子
10:09用孩子的血清才能解除上尸病毒
10:10什么
10:10全人类都靠你了
10:17做死完死都得死
10:20还不如趁早解放全人类
10:33听说丧尸的皮肤都黑
10:35我倒要看看 该什么地方到底硬不硬
11:08怎么起不开
11:38一个丧尸还扭灭上了
12:03你一个丧尸还讲究这么多 这么注意安全 我还怎么还上丧尸的孩子啊
12:08这么多 我该不会要一天之内全都用完吧
12:17长头都是短头 来吧
12:20宝贝
12:31这么多老师 你喜欢哪个 自己跳
12:38小孩子在做选择
12:40大人全都要 大人全都要 今天我要被丧尸
12:45生猴子
13:02我还以为丧尸往有多厉害
13:03第一次也就这样
13:05第一次也就这样
13:08我说什么
13:15我没想到
13:20当时个人类的孩子会这么丑
13:21哈哈哈哈
13:36啊
13:38啊
13:38啊
13:39你别走啊
13:40啊
13:41你该不是不行吧
13:42啊
13:43你男人不能说自己不行啊
13:45啊
13:46啊
13:52Oh my god, you're so stupid. You're so stupid. You're so stupid.
14:00You're so stupid.
14:03You're so stupid.
14:05I can't do this anymore.
14:11Now there's no one.
14:13Then I'm going to die.
14:16Mom!
14:38Iron.
14:42My mom.
14:42My mom.
14:47I just happened to me and I wanted to go home.
14:51带你见我爸妈
14:52我在说什么
14:54他怎么可能陪我去
14:56好
14:58他居然愿意
15:02这活脱脱的免死金牌
15:04不用白不用啊
15:05他心里有
15:06要带我回家圈家长
15:08那我们快走吧
15:18你该不会
15:19又改变主意了吧
15:47我睡啊
15:53我怎么自动描法
15:55我怎么自动描法
16:01这
16:03我要
16:16帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅
16:46帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅
17:15帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅帅
17:24I don't know what's going on.
17:25Dad, I'm so sorry.
17:27You know, you finally come back.
17:29We're worried about you.
17:31You're fine.
17:32I'm fine.
17:33You're fine.
17:34You're fine.
17:38Lola, this is...
17:44This is...
17:46This is my house.
17:47It's my home.
17:48I'm a pretty old man.
17:51I think this is a little weird.
17:54He's a little like...
17:55He's like a man.
17:57He's like a man.
17:58He's a super white man.
18:01He's completely black man.
18:03I think he's too much.
18:06My wife, you're welcome.
18:09She's like a man.
18:10You're like a man.
18:11Who's like a man?
18:12啊
18:15可能是
18:17刚路上来有点
18:18顿目了吧
18:27我看你俩
18:28不像什么旅友
18:30倒像是男女朋友
18:32坐板片
18:34妈
18:36你误会了
18:38没事咱都懂
18:40孩子长大了咱也不管了
18:42坐坐坐坐
18:44坐坐坐坐
18:48小富啊
18:50你也知道现在
18:52丧失横行
18:53没什么好吃的
18:57坐我吃点
19:04我的
19:15丧失横行
19:19你上去呀
19:21丧失横行
19:22丧失横行
19:22丧失横行
19:23丧失横行
19:23丧失横行
19:26不怕不怕不怕
19:28就算死我们也死在一起
19:29Oh
19:29Oh
19:47This is what
19:52This is
19:56给我送付资料吗
19:57老公
19:59我看这些丧尸
20:02都听小妇的话
20:03她该不会是
20:06丧尸王的
20:07不能吧
20:13哎呀
20:15哎呀
20:15哎呀
20:20哎呀
20:21爸妈
20:22吓唬你们的
20:23现在外面有人专门去丧尸
20:25走路送快递的
20:26混在丧尸堆里
20:27哎呀
20:33吓唬我了
20:34你这孩子你就是淘气
20:36哎
20:39不过 不过这小父母是
20:41哪来的
20:43这么多物质啊
20:44哎 别管了
20:46他有的是力气和手段
20:48妈
20:49他饿了
20:50你快给他做点饭吧
20:51别饿着他了
20:52哎
20:54哎
20:54这就是
20:55是对
20:55是
20:56哈哈哈哈
20:56哎
20:57这么值得您的鸡啊
20:59哎
20:59哎
21:00这怎么会有这个呀
21:02哎
21:03哎
21:04哎
21:08我说我是拿来吹泡泡的您信吗
21:09您信
21:12来来来咱们赶紧去做饭做饭
21:13我们做饭你啊
21:14我们做饭你啊
21:15哈哈哈
21:19你怎么把这些带过来啦
21:27你拿这么多一二个味道干嘛
21:28你用的完了吗
21:30啊
21:31可
21:31嗯
21:33我
21:38你是这个
21:47小福啊
21:49你家有几口人啊
21:51住哪里啊
21:53有没有兄弟姐妹啊
21:55三口
21:55没有兄弟姐妹
21:57家属滑江区
21:58我问小福没问你啊
21:59哎
22:02你说这小福这孩子从咱们见了面
22:03却好像没怎么说话啊
22:07她难道不是
22:09呃
22:11她是哑巴
22:12啊
22:13哑巴
22:15哎呦
22:18就是因为她是哑巴
22:21所以我才一直没带她回来见
22:22啊
22:23啊
22:24哎
22:24哎呦
22:26挺好一小伙
22:28怎么就是哑巴呢
22:30这伤天真是弄人呢
22:33哎呦
22:34是啊
22:35哎呦
22:36哎
22:38你看小福这肢体动作
22:40怎么看着那么僵硬呢
22:42像丧尸一样啊
22:44他是丧尸
22:52糟了
22:54打得太用力
22:55头都打歪了
22:58你这孩子怎么打人呢
23:02他这个头都是我打的
23:03都是我打的
23:04对
23:05都是我打的
23:09现在好了
23:10哈哈
23:12洛洛
23:13你跟我们说实话
23:15小福他大
23:16对
23:17他就是班
23:19你是不是经常打的呀
23:21哎呦
23:23小福这个孩子真是太可怜了
23:25怪我没有教育好洛洛
23:26我没有教育好洛洛
23:27让你受苦了
23:28嗯
23:31小福这个孩子多好啊
23:33就都默示了
23:35也不知道还能活多久
23:37哎呦
23:39要不
23:41我们去拜访一下小福的父母
23:43把婚事
23:45给提上日程吧
23:46好
23:48不行啊
23:48你还说你没打他
23:56你听我装入车呢
23:58哎
23:58就今天了
24:00我们换换衣服收拾
24:01就过去
24:02好
24:03不不用了吧
24:04爸妈
24:06现在外面都是丧尸多危险啊
24:07哎
24:08为了我们女儿终身幸福
24:10这点牺牲我们不怕
24:12啊
24:13妈
24:14我觉得你爸说的对
24:15嗯
24:16走
24:17快劝劝
24:19我
24:21同意
24:23你看看
24:24这孩子都同意了
24:26哎
24:26你干嘛小福给高兴呢
24:28都能说话了
24:30是
24:30小福
24:31你不用担心
24:32不用害怕
24:33以后啊
24:34洛洛再敢欺负你
24:36你就跟我们说
24:36我们给你做主啊
24:39啊
24:40得到走走走
24:40哎
24:46啊
24:56啊
24:57啊
24:59啊
25:00啊
25:01啊
25:01啊
25:02啊
25:02啊
25:02啊
25:04啊
25:05啊
25:06啊
25:06啊
25:06啊
25:07啊
25:34啊
25:40哎也行我保護你們走
25:42啊
25:43啊
25:48啊
25:49啊
25:49啊
25:50啊
25:50啊
25:50啊
25:51啊
26:04啊
26:18啊
26:21我怎麼覺得這一路上沒有遇到什麼喪屍啊
26:23可能是我們比較秀遠吧
26:26爸媽外面太危險了我們趕緊進去吧
26:28哎
26:33慢點
26:36慢點
26:36慢點retched
26:44你找我看
26:58哎呀妈呀上去啊
27:03哎呀妈呀上去啊
27:06哎哎哎哎你们怎么不怕呀
27:09霍叔叔不怕也
27:14哦谢谢啊
27:19老公啊
27:21老公啊
27:21您要不要觉得
27:23您长得有点个怪的哎别瞎说
27:25没事是 姑娘给他们打坏了呢
27:29哎哎哎哎 谢谢公谢谢我
27:31哎呦我是
27:33露露的爸爸
27:34哦我我是 露露的妈妈
27:39It won't be able to eat all of us at home.
27:42Three people, just one of them.
27:47Don't do it. It will scare people.
27:53They're so weird.
27:55They're wearing a mask.
27:57They're so different.
27:58It's not the same thing.
28:02Mama.
28:04What are you doing?
28:05I'm going to talk to you.
28:06Oh, that's not a problem.
28:12My wife and my wife,
28:14I've had a lot of罪.
28:16Don't worry about it.
28:17In the future,
28:18we will help you.
28:21Don't worry about it.
28:27I want you to prepare yourself well.
28:29I want you to prepare yourself well.
28:31These are the most fresh ones.
28:37This is so good.
28:40This is so good.
28:41It's just no sense.
28:49It's fresh.
28:51Do you usually eat fresh?
28:53Do you usually eat fresh?
28:56Do you want to eat fresh?
28:57Oh, my God.
28:58I forgot to tell you.
28:59These two days, my house is broken.
29:02I'm not sure.
29:03Oh, that's good.
29:09Let's go to the beach.
29:11Ah, okay.
29:18What's wrong?
29:20Oh, my God.
29:23What's wrong?
29:26What's wrong?
29:28What's wrong?
29:29It's a little.
29:31Some toys.
29:33Oh, fun.
29:36It's so weird.
29:39Oh, my God.
29:42Oh, my God.
29:43Oh, my God.
29:43Oh, my God.
29:44Oh, my God.
29:46You're dead.
29:48Oh, my God.
29:56Oh.
29:59my God. Oh,
30:01Oh,
30:02my God. Oh,
30:08my God. Oh,
30:15my God. Oh,
30:18my God. Yeah.
30:20Oh,
30:20my God. Ah!
30:21hear me? Oh,
30:22I'm just saying
30:28That's not a cat
30:29How can you play
30:32Rapper
30:33That's right
30:36I'm a cat
30:39I'm a cat
30:39I will get to the cat
30:41I will get to the cat
30:44Wow
30:44Oh
30:45Hey oh
30:47Oh
30:47Oh
30:48Oh
30:48That's
30:49It's very cold
30:51It's just
30:54It's cold
30:57It's cold
31:00I feel like
31:06A alive
31:09It's cold
31:12Is they
31:15Could you
31:15哎呦,可怜死了
31:21要不咱把孩子的亲事给定一下
31:22但以后咱有个照应嘛
31:24是不是
31:27我不行
31:39聘力
31:43好看
31:50我长这么大都没见过这么臣
31:51这么大的祖父
31:53我长得多好看
31:55你很适合你啊
31:57别说话你
31:59希望你没见过世面那样
32:04容易证书
32:05斯大夫大学
32:07双学位证书
32:08五个是证书
32:10最年轻的诺贝尔
32:13诺贝尔
32:17证书幼儿园就有三号学生证了
32:18哎呦
32:19这还有讲座
32:20这么多儿子
32:24以后你就是我的亲儿子
32:25爸
32:26爸
32:27爸
32:27哎呀
32:33谁家好人拿幼儿园时期的奖状啊
32:34而且现在都是末世时期了
32:37有这些生外住有什么用啊
32:39这就证明你更优秀吗
32:42不是你这东西
32:43你别逗了
32:44什么意思
32:46哎哎哎哎
32:47这姐意思
32:48哎
32:50父亲子
32:51爸哎
32:52爸
32:54妈
33:02这么多胡子
33:04这跟我们吃三年的了
33:08哎是好
33:10哎呦真
33:13爸妈
33:18我
33:18走
33:21哎
33:22父亲我忘了
33:25想个爸爸把我妈妈送回家
33:30想救我
33:35啊
33:37啊
33:38啊
33:38啊
33:41啊
33:43啊
33:43啊
33:43啊
33:45啊
33:45啊
33:45啊
33:45啊
33:45啊
33:47啊
33:54不怕
33:55好像
33:57初始
34:06哇
34:07这么快就做好一顿啊
34:09擦了
34:10好丰盛啊
34:11爸妈
34:11请落座
34:13哎
34:14请
34:14Oh, I've never seen a lot of people
34:21to sit down and sit down.
34:23I've never seen a lot of people
34:25to sit down and sit down.
34:25You're a bit too big.
34:28Come on, come on.
34:29Come on, come on.
34:31Oh, come on.
34:38In this...
34:39the time of the day of the day
34:41the house is so close to us.
34:43She has so many beautiful things.
34:47Yes, yes.
34:48It's the same.
34:50It's the same.
34:51It's the same.
34:53My wife,
34:55after that,
34:56we'll have a lot of children.
34:58I'll have a lot of children.
35:01Mom!
35:04Mom!
35:05Mom!
35:06Mom!
35:07Mom!
35:08It's not easy.
35:17No, that's not easy,
35:18but we didn't have science.
35:19No.
35:21Mom!
35:26Okay, man.
35:27We don't need this.
35:27We're all your loved ones.
35:32The week besser.
35:38She says,
35:38No.
35:38She's pretty.
35:38Mom knows notamy.
35:41Are you here?
35:43Mom, look, my friends are so hungry.
35:49You're lying.
35:52How have I had to eat this?
35:54I'll just eat this.
35:56It's so nice.
36:01This is really good.
36:16老婆 我要做出什么了
36:20你吓到我亲家了 给我儿媳妇丢脸了
36:23妈
36:29这亲家够开放的 这还没到半夜呢就
36:33咱吃咋的 妈 快吃快吃
36:39吃
36:41还是想把我养肥了再吃
36:44她开心 我就开心
36:50好吃啊
36:53肥
36:54肥
36:55肥
36:56肥
36:56肥
36:58肥
36:59肥
37:00肥
37:00肥
37:10肥
37:11肥
37:11肥
37:11肥
37:12重
37:12肥
37:21我也太幸福了
37:24肥
37:25Lolo, where do you wash your hands?
37:27That way.
37:29Where do you wash your hands?
37:30Go ahead.
37:35Hello, where do you wash your hands?
37:39There's a place.
37:41There's a place.
37:47There's a place.
37:50There's a place.
37:51There's a place.
37:53Yes, there's a place.
37:54Don't go to the place.
37:56There's a place.
37:58Where do you get to the place?
38:00It's a place.
38:03The place is still there.
38:05Help me.
38:08Help me.
38:10Help me.
38:11Help me.
38:12Help me.
38:13Help me.
38:13Help me!
38:19Help me.
38:21啊
38:24Surprise
38:27這怎麼回事
38:29爸媽嚇到了吧
38:31這是我給你們準備的今年最流行的
38:34喪屍手
38:37呃就是
38:40就是話成喪屍的樣子
38:41然後換取他們的人權
38:42這樣就會被他們發現了
38:44真的
38:45所以
38:51What do you mean?
38:53This is for you to take care of your hair.
38:55My child is so proud of me.
38:58But this is too bad for me.
39:02It's really the same.
39:04Oh, that's true.
39:07Dad, you can take care of yourself.
39:10You too, don't mess with me.
39:13Good girl, thank you for sending me so much.
39:16I'll take care of you.
39:18I'll take care of you.
39:23I'll take care of you.
39:25Good girl.
39:30We'll take care of you.
39:31Take care of yourself.
39:35We'll take care of you.
39:36We'll take care of you.
39:37We won't kill you.
39:43We'll take care of you.
39:48Don't leave me.
39:49I'll take care of you.
40:06Thank you so much for joining us today, and we'll see you in the next video.
40:35Thank you so much for joining us today, and we'll see you in the next video.
40:52啊
40:56じゃお loh
40:58不要怕
40:59避孕套都已经扎破了
41:01只要反正放肾的孩子
41:03人类就有救了
41:05你可以的
41:11啊
41:12ढौ
41:18啊
41:20啊
41:21I don't know.
41:48What is it?
41:50Is he the first one?
41:51I think the game is more like that.
41:53Do you know what the game will find?
41:55This game will be better than his future.
42:05I will teach you this one.
42:12想彼此都珍惜
42:37我們昨晚
42:38昨晚 錯了嗎
42:52所以 我是不會換雞群羊羽霧去了
42:57回來大姨媽了
43:15你怎麼這麼晚還不睡啊
43:16你怎麼這麼晚還不睡啊
43:19你在吃什麼
43:23你怎麼這麼晚還不睡啊
43:29你什麼啊
43:41你怎麼這麼晚還不睡啊
43:42啊
43:49啊
43:51啊
43:51啊
43:53啊
43:54啊
43:55啊
43:56啊
44:10啊
44:10啊
44:12啊
44:14啊
44:22啊
44:23這 牙頭果然還是有點用的
44:29這是做什麼
44:43你的意思是
44:45每次當你想咬我的手
44:47我就把這牙頭給你戴上
44:48你就咬不著我了
44:50你的 tears rolling down
44:52看來啊
44:54我還是懂一些事
44:56啊
44:57好啦
44:57哎呀
44:58除了弄我一點哭水
45:00因為你就還能幹什麼
45:01啊
45:02啊
45:04啊
45:04啊
45:05啊
45:05啊
45:05啊
45:05啊
45:05啊
45:06啊
45:13啊
45:14啊
45:17啊
45:56啊
46:05啊
46:06啊
46:06啊
46:06啊
46:07啊
46:14Ah
46:15Ah
46:16Ah
46:18Ah
46:19Ah
46:21Hey, you're not going to eat a lot of fun
46:52Oh
46:53Four
46:54Four
46:54Four
46:54Four
46:55Four
47:14Ah
47:18Ah
47:20Ah
47:21Ah
47:21I can't stop
47:25Ah
47:25Ah
47:28Ah
47:37You better
47:45Ah
47:56Ah
47:57Ah
47:58Ah
47:58Ah
48:10Draw
48:11Do
48:11Do
48:12I can't stop
48:23Ah
48:24Ah
48:27Ah
48:27Ah
48:29Ah
48:29Ah
48:41Ah
48:44Oh, I have to prepare
48:48On the road
48:49I can't get more
48:51I can't get more
48:57I'm
49:00I'm
49:02I'm not good
49:20啊不要拖累我的開架啊
49:27啊
49:30只要你不要我我保證不逃跑
49:31我給你當一輩子女婆
49:34啊
49:47我給你當一輩子女婆
49:48算是同意了
49:50啊
49:52女婆?狗都不敢
49:53啊
49:55嘎嘎就是女婆
49:57就是喪屍狗
49:58有什麼了不起
50:01等我變成喪屍狗
50:02有你不敢
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