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Revenge Puck
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00:00:04Tonight's rivalry match-up is already heating up.
00:00:07It's Adam Johns of the Thunderhawks versus the Leopard Seals Golden Boy, Blake Ashburn.
00:00:12It's three games, one Golden Cup.
00:00:14Who's gonna be the winner?
00:00:15Adam's definitely got this.
00:00:23Let's go, Adam!
00:00:25I'm Lucy Hart.
00:00:26I gave up my dream school to follow my boyfriend, Adam, when he got a hockey scholarship.
00:00:30But it's all gonna be worth it when he beats his nemesis, Blake Ashburn, and I become the best sports
00:00:34photographer.
00:00:36Looks like the two captains have gotten into an intense flash in the corner!
00:00:46Make sure you get a good picture, man, alright?
00:00:50Blake Ashburn.
00:00:52He's a complete dickhead and a notorious playboy.
00:00:56Lucy Hart.
00:00:57My enemy's girlfriend.
00:00:59She hates my guts, but unfortunately, is totally my type.
00:01:05Looks like Blake got distracted for a second.
00:01:08Adam steals the puck, takes the shot, and he scores!
00:01:12Hey!
00:01:13Hey!
00:01:14Hey, what the fuck is that, huh?
00:01:15No, no, no, what the fuck is your goddamn spot?
00:01:21Hey, hey, hey!
00:01:22We're done!
00:01:23We're done!
00:01:23We're done!
00:01:23We're done!
00:01:24We're done!
00:01:24We're done!
00:01:24We're done!
00:01:25The winner is the Thunderhawks!
00:01:31Adam!
00:01:32Adam!
00:01:33Adam!
00:01:33Adam over here!
00:01:36Oh, he probably just wants to celebrate with his team.
00:01:40Adam's always in a good mood after the game.
00:01:43I hope he likes the photo album I made him for our anniversary.
00:01:52Adam!
00:01:57Oh my god!
00:01:59Adam!
00:02:00You're cheating on me with my roommate?
00:02:03You're cheating on me with my roommate?
00:02:05What can I say?
00:02:06Every time I went to have sex, you just looked like you wanted it to be over.
00:02:10But Emma?
00:02:11She can go all night.
00:02:14We had sex in your bed.
00:02:17And ever since, Adam hasn't been able to get enough.
00:02:21Adam is right.
00:02:22The truth is, I never really enjoyed it.
00:02:25Maybe I'm just too uptight in bed.
00:02:28So that's why you're cheating on me?
00:02:30Emma can do things you can't even imagine.
00:02:34She's bending.
00:02:35Like a pretzel.
00:02:39No, I thought you were my friend.
00:02:41Why are you doing this to me?
00:02:44See, you're not hot enough to be a hockey player's girlfriend.
00:02:48I mean, look at you.
00:02:50You're even dressed like a grandma.
00:03:02You're even wearing granny panties.
00:03:07Oh my god!
00:03:08What the heck is wrong with you?
00:03:10You can have the dorm to yourself tonight.
00:03:13Adam's gonna keep me very busy.
00:03:15Very.
00:03:16You guys.
00:03:18Oh my god.
00:03:30Idiot!
00:03:31I'm fucking stupid.
00:03:34I can't fucking believe this cheater.
00:03:37I'm just gonna break fucking heartache blue schools for him.
00:03:44All right, that's enough crying.
00:03:46I'm trying to enjoy the view.
00:03:54Blake Ashford.
00:03:57Blake Ashford.
00:04:05You've been listening to me this whole fucking time?
00:04:08Yeah, I have.
00:04:09You weren't supposed to hear any of that.
00:04:12Yeah, well, you know, you're not supposed to be here.
00:04:18Lucy.
00:04:20This is my spot.
00:04:21It's not your spot.
00:04:22You can't just claim a building.
00:04:25I did.
00:04:25You just lost.
00:04:26Why are you even here?
00:04:31You know what?
00:04:32I don't care.
00:04:33Hold on.
00:04:34Hold on.
00:04:36Let me guess.
00:04:37You're crying right now because of Adam.
00:04:40It's none of your business.
00:04:42Well, well, let me give you a piece of advice, huh?
00:04:45That guy's not worth one of your tears.
00:04:47So don't.
00:04:48Okay, well, since you're so nosy, you told me that my best friend is better in bed than
00:04:53me.
00:04:54Jesus.
00:04:55It's pretty low, even for fucking Adam.
00:04:58You're like, like the biggest man whore, so I don't care what you think.
00:05:02I don't want to hear it.
00:05:05Let me see that.
00:05:06You're a photographer, right?
00:05:07No!
00:05:07Give that back!
00:05:08Hey, what's that?
00:05:08I'm looking.
00:05:09Man whore came and joined some art?
00:05:12Wow, you know, you are pretty good.
00:05:14You made Adam look like he was a real hockey player.
00:05:16Stop!
00:05:16That's amazing.
00:05:17Stop!
00:05:17Hold on.
00:05:17I'm still looking.
00:05:19Right there.
00:05:21You got a picture of me.
00:05:22Look at that.
00:05:24I knew you were looking at me from behind that camera.
00:05:26You're so full of yourself.
00:05:27I'm not full of myself.
00:05:29Listen to me.
00:05:29I'm trying to get you to understand that there are more players on the ice.
00:05:34Alright, don't give Adam all your attention.
00:05:36He was my first love.
00:05:38And we actually thought we could have like a future together.
00:05:41So, it's more important.
00:05:43You know, I don't even know why I'm telling you any of this shit.
00:05:46Hey, hey, it's alright.
00:05:47Listen.
00:05:49Just relax.
00:05:50I'll take my shirt off and it'll cheer you up.
00:05:52Now, come on.
00:05:53No.
00:05:54Alright.
00:05:57Oh, you okay?
00:05:58Lucy, you okay?
00:06:00Lucy.
00:06:01Lucy.
00:06:08That's not mine.
00:06:13And this definitely isn't mine.
00:06:15Where the fuck am I?
00:06:18What's up?
00:06:21You're in my place.
00:06:22I'm relaxed.
00:06:23Everything's cool.
00:06:24I ain't steal your kidneys.
00:06:25Did you change my clothes?
00:06:27You, uh, fell on ya.
00:06:28Hit your head.
00:06:29You were kind of like swimming around this puddle of beer, so...
00:06:34I gave you my shirt.
00:06:36Don't worry.
00:06:37Don't worry.
00:06:38I wasn't peeking.
00:06:40I mean, all that much, but...
00:06:42Ew.
00:06:43Oh my god.
00:06:44Ew.
00:06:45Ew.
00:06:46Ew.
00:06:47Oh my god, this is such a nightmare.
00:06:50My fucking ex-boyfriend cheated on me with my roommate, and now I've been abducted by
00:06:55Blake Ashburn, of all people.
00:06:57How come every time you say my name, you say it like it's an insult?
00:07:00You know, do you remember when you duct taped Adam's car last year?
00:07:04Yeah, that was my car.
00:07:07My bad.
00:07:09I mean, you gotta admit, that was pretty funny, right?
00:07:11No.
00:07:12I thought it was Adam's car, and he deserved it.
00:07:14Why do you guys hate each other so much?
00:07:17Ugh.
00:07:18We have some mystery.
00:07:19Oh my god, I feel, I feel so, so stupid right now.
00:07:23You know what I think is fucked up?
00:07:25The way that Adam keeps trying to destroy your confidence.
00:07:28What if he's right?
00:07:29Maybe, maybe I am bad at having sex.
00:07:33That's what guys like him do.
00:07:34They make you feel smaller so he can feel better about himself.
00:07:37And it's pathetic.
00:07:38But seriously, don't want to get to him.
00:07:41So why?
00:07:41I should just, just pretend like I'm fine.
00:07:45I don't know.
00:07:47You should get back at him.
00:07:50What are you saying?
00:07:52Don't you want to hurt him the way that he hurt you?
00:07:55Maybe, I don't know.
00:07:57You do.
00:07:58And I want to knock him off his game before the playoffs.
00:08:00What are you thinking?
00:08:04I think I've been staring at the dark.
00:08:09I think you sleep with me.
00:08:15Struggle with the pain.
00:08:18What?
00:08:19No!
00:08:20No!
00:08:20Not for real.
00:08:22Pretend sex.
00:08:23No, no, no.
00:08:24No, absolutely not.
00:08:26Listen, you pretend to have sex with me just to get under Adam's skin and mess him up before
00:08:30the game, but it's not real.
00:08:32It's fake.
00:08:33I am not taking my clothes off for you.
00:08:35You wouldn't have to take your clothes off.
00:08:36It's fake.
00:08:37Well, you're like the biggest man whore at the school.
00:08:39I don't trust you at all.
00:08:40That man whore stuff is a total rumor.
00:08:42It's bullshit.
00:08:44And once Adam sees us together, he's going to be totally jealous.
00:08:46And he's going to regret that he ever hooked up with somebody else.
00:08:49Okay?
00:08:50I promise.
00:08:51You're like the enemy.
00:08:53I would never do that to my team.
00:08:55Go team.
00:08:56Alright.
00:08:58What are you looking at?
00:09:00What is that?
00:09:01No!
00:09:02Give it to me!
00:09:04Give it!
00:09:05Yes!
00:09:06Yes!
00:09:10Honestly, I couldn't have done it without my girl.
00:09:12She keeps me grounded and she makes me the best hot chocolate in the world.
00:09:17That's my hot...
00:09:18I make that hot chocolate for him!
00:09:21So yeah.
00:09:21This one's for you, babe.
00:09:24Oh my fucking god!
00:09:26Oh my god!
00:09:28It's not your team.
00:09:30Okay?
00:09:31Look, you stole my win.
00:09:33And you broke your heart.
00:09:35Why don't you say me and you, we get some revenge?
00:09:40Okay.
00:09:41What do I have to do?
00:09:52You could start by making some hot chocolate for me.
00:10:02Still making me hot chocolates, I see.
00:10:04I'm Adam's girlfriend now.
00:10:06You are just embarrassing yourself.
00:10:09I mean, seriously.
00:10:10That outfit?
00:10:11Did you get dressed in the dark this morning?
00:10:15Here.
00:10:16You fix it.
00:10:17What?
00:10:20Excuse me.
00:10:22Sorry, sir.
00:10:23She made this for me.
00:10:27Mmm.
00:10:29Damn, that's good.
00:10:30Thank you, baby.
00:10:32Yeah.
00:10:37Of course.
00:10:40Baby.
00:10:42What the hell's going on here?
00:10:44Oh, you haven't heard the news?
00:10:46We're hooking up.
00:10:49There's no way.
00:10:50Oh, you don't believe me?
00:10:52Cute.
00:10:53Baby, why don't you lick this off my finger like you did last night?
00:10:59Like, if you're trying to make me believe that you and Lucy had sex, you're wasting your time.
00:11:22Mmm.
00:11:24Yummy.
00:11:28Yeah, she's very thorough, if you know what I mean.
00:11:33I love dairy.
00:11:35She does.
00:11:37Monkey.
00:11:40Oh, what's the matter, me boy?
00:11:42Huh?
00:11:43You can move on, but Lucy can't?
00:11:44I think that's called what?
00:11:45Toxic masculinity?
00:11:46You fuck?
00:11:48I don't care.
00:11:49Yeah, well, I hope that's true, because you're going to lose the gay man and your girl on the same
00:11:52night, then.
00:11:54My girl's right here.
00:11:56I upgraded
00:11:59Yeah, sure
00:12:01Well, I don't know about you guys, but
00:12:04I can't keep my hands off of her
00:12:07Jesus Christ
00:12:07What?
00:12:12Oh, shit
00:12:13I have to go along with this
00:12:20Well, what do you say?
00:12:21I think we've got enough time to squeeze in a quickie before the game
00:12:25Really?
00:12:27Yeah, yeah, baby
00:12:29Later, fucker
00:12:37Come on, Adam, forget about them
00:12:39They're just losers
00:12:42Yeah
00:12:43Okay, this better work
00:12:46It's gonna work, trust me
00:12:47It's gonna take the bait
00:12:50Alright, you ready to put on a show?
00:12:53Yeah
00:12:53Let's go
00:12:54Let's move
00:13:14God, she looks incredible
00:13:20What, what, do I look okay?
00:13:23You look perfect
00:13:26Let's do this
00:13:46You ready?
00:13:49What if he doesn't even come in here?
00:13:51Did you see that look on his face?
00:13:53The look of pure jealousy?
00:13:55He's gonna come in here, trust me
00:13:58Alright
00:13:58Remember when you are
00:14:06Okay, it's kinda like kissing a mannequin
00:14:09But you can do better than that
00:14:12I'm just nervous
00:14:13Okay
00:14:14Why don't we take a deep breath
00:14:16Why don't we take a deep breath?
00:14:19Why don't we take a deep breath?
00:14:20The first rule is
00:14:22Eye contact
00:14:25Number two
00:14:25Is confidence
00:14:27Move the way that you want to move
00:14:30Trust yourself
00:14:31Trust yourself
00:14:31And number three
00:14:34Physical touch
00:14:36Touch me like you want me to feel you
00:14:39Take every moment
00:14:41Every second
00:14:44And lean in like you want to tell me a secret
00:14:46Okay
00:14:47Okay
00:14:51Your turn
00:15:04Just trust me
00:15:27She wouldn't
00:15:28And perfect
00:15:30Let's roll
00:15:31And now for a little surprise
00:15:32We're going behind the scenes
00:15:34To catch star player Blake Ashburn
00:15:36Before the game
00:15:42Oh
00:15:45Hey Adam
00:15:47Oh my god
00:15:49Oh my god
00:15:53Oh my god
00:15:54Oh fuck
00:15:58Alright you guys
00:15:59Come on
00:16:00Get the fuck out
00:16:03Fucking vultures
00:16:04What the fuck
00:16:06You okay
00:16:07Oh my god
00:16:08It's a camera
00:16:10I'll handle it
00:16:11I'm a professional
00:16:19Can you tell us a little bit about what we just saw in there
00:16:22Who was that?
00:16:23Is she one of your latest flings?
00:16:25The fling?
00:16:26No
00:16:26I'm too fling
00:16:27Oh come on
00:16:28A young athlete of you has got to have a rotating roster of girls
00:16:33No you see that girl was uh
00:16:37She was my girlfriend
00:16:50Actually I'm going to win the game for him tonight
00:16:53Sophia excuse me
00:16:54Mr. Blake please
00:16:56Can you tell us more
00:16:56We'd love to know more
00:16:57Please Mr. Blake
00:17:02What have I done?
00:17:12Isn't that the girl from the jungle tron?
00:17:14Oh god
00:17:15I am so humiliated
00:17:17The one Blake co-host's girlfriend
00:17:19She's so lucky
00:17:20Huh?
00:17:23Woo!
00:17:24Let's go Blake!
00:17:27Woo!
00:17:27You think you can just steal my girl
00:17:29I already did
00:17:32Good luck with my sloppy seconds
00:17:33You know I had her screaming my name last night
00:17:39What the fuck was that?
00:17:42No no
00:17:42What the fuck was that?
00:17:43Hey hey hey hey
00:17:44We're done we're done
00:17:45We started it
00:17:46Let's go
00:17:47Let's go to the box
00:17:50Woo!
00:17:54Blake!
00:17:55Can you get an ultimate?
00:17:56Watch this
00:17:57No!
00:17:58Stop Blake!
00:18:02No!
00:18:06Go Blake!
00:18:08Go Blake!
00:18:08Go Blake!
00:18:09Blake!
00:18:10Blake!
00:18:10Come on guys!
00:18:11Blake!
00:18:12Blake!
00:18:13Blake!
00:18:14Blake!
00:18:14What do they get, huh?
00:18:15Good job
00:18:16So, tell me
00:18:18Now that I've won
00:18:20Do I get a kiss?
00:18:25Woo!
00:18:29Okay, it's just for show, and I'm going to kill him later.
00:18:41A couple hours ago, I wanted to kill you, but your plan worked, so.
00:18:49I'm sorry that I told everybody that you were my girlfriend.
00:18:54I just know we didn't talk about that.
00:18:56Why did you?
00:18:58I just didn't want the reporters to skew it so it looked like you were just some random groupie.
00:19:03I think you deserve a lot more than that.
00:19:05Thanks.
00:19:06Well, Blake isn't as bad as I thought he was.
00:19:09You know what I was thinking?
00:19:10My plan worked so well, and Adam got so mad.
00:19:14Why don't we keep this going?
00:19:17You know, till the end of the season.
00:19:18You know, I'll win the playoffs, and you'll get your revenge.
00:19:29Rules.
00:19:30Rules.
00:19:31Love her.
00:19:33Good.
00:19:34Okay, we're number one.
00:19:36We only do what's necessary.
00:19:39A random touching.
00:19:40Well, what about?
00:19:41Now, hear me now.
00:19:42What?
00:19:48Oh, wait.
00:19:49No, no, no.
00:19:50Hey.
00:19:51You can look, but you can't touch.
00:19:53Unless it's necessary.
00:19:56Okay.
00:19:57All right.
00:19:58Mm-hmm.
00:19:59Rule number two is, uh, no hooking up with other people.
00:20:07No hooking up?
00:20:09Why?
00:20:10Because you're jealous?
00:20:13What?
00:20:15No.
00:20:16It's not why, okay?
00:20:17I just, uh, I think that we need to make the story believable.
00:20:22Story?
00:20:23Yep.
00:20:24Okay, fine.
00:20:26Three.
00:20:26Okay, we have to go to events together.
00:20:29So, games, the dining hall for lunch, um, the charity gala.
00:20:34What about the post-game victory party that's happening tonight?
00:20:38It's tonight?
00:20:40Mm-hmm.
00:20:41Mm, I don't, I don't have anything to wear, so.
00:20:45What are you talking about?
00:20:46You're in the perfect outfit right now.
00:20:49They're torsing.
00:20:51Welcome to the team, Lucy.
00:20:57No touching.
00:20:59Shut up!
00:21:00Shut up!
00:21:00Shut up!
00:21:03Okay, breathe.
00:21:05It's just a party.
00:21:06A very loud party of Blake's teammates who might actually hate me.
00:21:12Oh!
00:21:14Look who it is!
00:21:15Oh, it's Jersey!
00:21:15Blake!
00:21:16You guys are doing a fucking job today.
00:21:20Boys?
00:21:21This is Lucy.
00:21:23Hi.
00:21:24Lucy, our lucky charm.
00:21:26Oh, God.
00:21:29You guys all saw that.
00:21:30Hey, and we appreciate what you did for the team.
00:21:33He must be pretty special if he's showing off on the big screen and calling his girlfriend.
00:21:37It's not like he hasn't had other girlfriends before.
00:21:42Oh, uh, he's had girls before.
00:21:44Lots of them.
00:21:46All right.
00:21:47Take it easy.
00:21:48He's just, he's never brought one to a party before.
00:21:51Huh.
00:21:52So he'll sleep with them, but he won't even invite them out.
00:21:55Just like I thought.
00:21:56A man whore.
00:21:57Well, I had to bring her out.
00:21:58I mean, my God, look how good she looks in my jersey.
00:22:06You're wearing his jersey now?
00:22:09Seriously?
00:22:12You're wearing his jersey now?
00:22:13Honestly, Lucy, this is getting pathetic.
00:22:15You embarrassed yourself in front of thousands of people?
00:22:17And now what?
00:22:18Surely think you're his girlfriend or something?
00:22:20Yes.
00:22:21You know what's pretty fucking pathetic?
00:22:22Is you harassing me at a party.
00:22:25Why don't you get a light?
00:22:27Burn.
00:22:28Damn.
00:22:30Get him.
00:22:31I guess if you two are hooking up, I have to offer you my sympathies, Blake.
00:22:35What is that supposed to mean?
00:22:37It means you're the most boring lay on the face of the planet.
00:22:41Get this right.
00:22:42She just lays there dead like a starfish.
00:22:44Doesn't even move a muscle.
00:22:46It's honestly weird.
00:22:48I'm gonna murder him with my bare hands.
00:22:52You know, I haven't noticed anything like that.
00:22:55Not from my very thorough experience.
00:22:58Maybe the problem's you, bro.
00:22:59I mean, Adam, are you sure everything's working down there?
00:23:01All right.
00:23:06Watch yourself, Ashburn.
00:23:08I'll fucking touch it over.
00:23:14You're gonna regret you speaking like that again.
00:23:16Oh, don't I, Clay? You didn't fucking love it.
00:23:25All right, you know what, guys?
00:23:26Uh, we're gonna go find a room.
00:23:30What?
00:23:30Later, Fonzie.
00:23:36Like...
00:23:36Like, what the fuck was that?
00:23:38Nothing.
00:23:39I mean, you totally shut them up, didn't it?
00:23:40Oh, my God.
00:23:43This is all for show.
00:23:45Bet they're doing nothing in there.
00:23:47All right.
00:23:47It's time to celebrate.
00:23:49Sell what?
00:23:51Some sex.
00:23:53Oh, yeah, Lucy.
00:23:54Right there.
00:23:55Oh, my God.
00:23:56I'm not having fake sex with you.
00:23:58You have to.
00:23:58Do you hear what he just said about you?
00:24:00Now's your chance to get some revenge, all right?
00:24:02Oh, my God.
00:24:03This is so humiliating.
00:24:06It's quiet in there.
00:24:07That Lucy chickened out.
00:24:10Come on.
00:24:11I'm chickened.
00:24:12Okay.
00:24:13Oh, my God.
00:24:15Yeah, Blake.
00:24:16Mmm.
00:24:17Yeah.
00:24:19Jump up and down.
00:24:21Jump up and down.
00:24:22Okay.
00:24:23Wow, Lucy.
00:24:23You are so focused in.
00:24:25Oh, yeah.
00:24:27I've been stretching, baby.
00:24:29Bend, you little slut.
00:24:31Oh, what's that, Lucy?
00:24:32I'm the biggest you've ever seen?
00:24:34So much bigger than Adam.
00:24:35Yeah, yeah.
00:24:36You're getting a little...
00:24:39Jesus fucking Christ.
00:24:41What are they doing in there?
00:24:43Oh, my God, Blake.
00:24:47Oh, yeah.
00:24:47Right there, Lucy.
00:24:48Don't stop.
00:24:49Don't stop.
00:24:55Take it home, Lucy.
00:24:58Blake!
00:24:59Blake!
00:25:00Blake!
00:25:03Did she just finish?
00:25:05That's it.
00:25:06I'm going in.
00:25:07Go get him.
00:25:10He's coming.
00:25:11Come on.
00:25:11He's coming.
00:25:12All right.
00:25:13Take your shirt off.
00:25:14What?
00:25:16No, I'm not taking my shirt off.
00:25:17You have to take your shirt off or we're gonna get caught.
00:25:19Come on.
00:25:30Go get him.
00:25:37You've got some nerve, Lucy.
00:25:38God, you're such a fucking pervert.
00:25:40What, you just gonna pass the opportunity for another show?
00:25:42This is stupid.
00:25:44I'm out of here.
00:25:45Bye-bye.
00:25:46I ain't a fucking cuck.
00:25:51Oh, my God.
00:25:54Wow.
00:25:55That was, uh...
00:25:56Too much?
00:25:57No, no.
00:25:58I'm, uh...
00:25:59Very impressed.
00:26:01It was very convincing.
00:26:02You get so good at fake orgasming, huh?
00:26:04I don't know.
00:26:04I guess I've had a lot of practice.
00:26:08At, uh...
00:26:08At faking it?
00:26:13Lucy, have you...
00:26:14Ever had a real orgasm?
00:26:17No.
00:26:19Never?
00:26:19Never in your whole life?
00:26:21No.
00:26:21Like, me and Adam would do it.
00:26:23It was just, like, he'd finish and then that was it.
00:26:25Wow.
00:26:26Like pathetic human being.
00:26:29Uh...
00:26:30Yeah.
00:26:36I could help you with that.
00:26:41If you want me, John.
00:26:44Is he serious?
00:26:45Is this happening?
00:26:47Do...
00:26:48Do I want this to be happening?
00:26:51Wait, I can't trust Blake.
00:26:53He's a total playboy.
00:26:54Uh...
00:26:55Well, we have...
00:26:57Rules.
00:26:58Yeah, I know.
00:26:59I'm just saying, you know.
00:27:00Well, I don't know.
00:27:01Do you think we, like, took it too far?
00:27:03Did we do too much?
00:27:04No, I mean, listen.
00:27:06You didn't get turned on by us having fake sex?
00:27:08It was...
00:27:09It was fake.
00:27:10Keyword, fake.
00:27:11It's not real.
00:27:12It's just, um...
00:27:13You know, to get revenge.
00:27:14Yes, I know that.
00:27:15Then don't say stuff like that.
00:27:16Okay.
00:27:17I got it.
00:27:17Strictly professional.
00:27:19Sounds like I have feelings for you anyways.
00:27:21Good.
00:27:22Good.
00:27:23All right.
00:27:25I'm walking you home.
00:27:26Wait, what?
00:27:27We're leaving?
00:27:27Yeah.
00:27:29Did I say something to upset him?
00:27:31Why don't you get the fuck out of this place?
00:27:34Why do I feel like I just messed everything up?
00:27:42Okay.
00:27:43This one's me.
00:27:44Thank you for, you know, walking me home.
00:27:47No problem.
00:27:49I'll see you tomorrow.
00:27:50For fake dating purposes only, right?
00:27:52Obviously.
00:27:54Obviously.
00:27:58All right, well...
00:28:01Good night.
00:28:02Good night.
00:28:07Good.
00:28:08This is good.
00:28:10Definitely doesn't sting at all.
00:28:19What are you doing?
00:28:20Why are you throwing my clothes on the floor?
00:28:22I am kicking you out.
00:28:23What?
00:28:24You can't just kick me out.
00:28:25This is literally my room, too.
00:28:27Yes, I can.
00:28:27I talked to housing.
00:28:29Adam's dad made a call.
00:28:30No, that is not fair.
00:28:31What am I supposed to do?
00:28:32Where am I supposed to go?
00:28:33This is my bed.
00:28:34You slept with the enemy and cost Adam his game.
00:28:37What did you think was gonna happen?
00:28:39You slept with my boyfriend.
00:28:41You should be the one to go.
00:28:42You can tell your sob story to your fellow homeless friends.
00:28:45What?
00:28:46No, stop!
00:28:48These are my clothes.
00:28:50Fuck!
00:28:51What are you doing?
00:28:51Get out of my room!
00:28:55Where the hell am I supposed to go now?
00:29:00What's up, Lucy?
00:29:02You know, if you wanted me to stay so bad, you could have just asked.
00:29:04I need to do a whole, uh, strip tease.
00:29:08Well, my roommate, um, Emma, just kicked me out.
00:29:12Oh.
00:29:14Yep.
00:29:16Wait, you need a place to stay?
00:29:19What?
00:29:20You can stay with me.
00:29:22No.
00:29:23I got two bedrooms.
00:29:24You have your own space.
00:29:25But, but, no.
00:29:27That, that is, that's a terrible idea.
00:29:28We're fake data.
00:29:30Nobody would think anything of it.
00:29:41It's a bad idea.
00:29:44Let's go.
00:29:45Mom!
00:29:52So, uh, your room is gonna be downstairs.
00:29:55Mine's upstairs.
00:29:56But, feel free to use the fridge, kitchen, TV, it's all yours.
00:30:00Alright?
00:30:02You, uh, want some wine?
00:30:03Sure, yeah.
00:30:20I have a question.
00:30:22What's your question?
00:30:24Why are you helping me?
00:30:26Because I like you, Lucy.
00:30:30Because we have a quest for revenge.
00:30:31A common enemy.
00:30:33I feel like...
00:30:35There's something else.
00:30:37And it's not just this rivalry you have with Adam.
00:30:40Why do you hate him so much?
00:30:44My dad died when I was 16.
00:30:49I'm sorry.
00:30:50Hey.
00:30:52Me and Adam, we were on the same team.
00:30:54Yeah, he was one of the first people that I told.
00:30:56And then he takes it upon himself to go to the coach
00:31:00and tell him that my head's not in the right space.
00:31:03That I'm distracted.
00:31:04And I get kicked off the team.
00:31:06That's ridiculous.
00:31:08It was just me and my mom.
00:31:11All we had was hockey.
00:31:13Hockey's the only thing that makes our life feel normal again.
00:31:16Do you think she puts too much pressure on you?
00:31:19Yeah.
00:31:20Absolutely.
00:31:21But I think that's okay.
00:31:23That's my job.
00:31:31I think you're a lot more than just a hockey player.
00:31:43It's been a long day.
00:31:45Get some sleep.
00:31:50Good night.
00:32:00Lucy, have you ever had a real orgasm?
00:32:03No.
00:32:04Never had an orgasm.
00:32:06Just when I came to the start.
00:32:18Not really.
00:32:19Strictly professional.
00:32:20In the beginning.
00:32:25I'm going to see you.
00:32:29Yeah.
00:32:29Strictly professional.
00:32:29Blake Ashburn?
00:32:31Yes.
00:32:32Sound for me, please.
00:32:37this was a bad idea a very thoughtful well-intentioned incredibly bad idea
00:32:51god why do i have to be fake dating the hottest man alive good morning
00:33:06you're so jumpy this morning um i think it's just because i'm so excited about life right now
00:33:12um but uh i got practice at like 7 45 so i gotta go
00:33:16hey little sis i heard what happened with emma the worst
00:33:26i gotta go all right good
00:33:30bye
00:33:33i sent you a care package it should have arrived by now love you
00:33:46love you i just got it i'm gonna open it now
00:33:57whoa why did my sister get me a fucking vibrator
00:34:02i'm not using that
00:34:03it's just so funny
00:34:25oh my god
00:34:40oh my god
00:34:46i wanna taste you sweetly die and i'll trace you skin on my
00:34:55you want something on your knees you'll follow in my lead
00:35:01like the sheep you serve me on fire
00:35:05oh
00:35:06giving it up to me
00:35:09let's make it easy
00:35:10oh
00:35:11blake
00:35:17blake
00:35:17oh my god blake you're shy
00:35:19you're so hot
00:35:26for lucy
00:35:27love your big sis
00:35:29grace
00:35:29how sweet
00:35:39oh
00:35:40oh shit
00:35:41she found it
00:35:44and she's liking it
00:35:51dude don't listen to lucy getting freaky right now
00:35:54respect her privacy
00:35:56i care so hot
00:35:58huh
00:35:59she's thinking about me
00:36:01this is
00:36:03really good
00:36:05phew
00:36:05he's not home yet
00:36:07that vibrator was a lot louder than i thought it was gonna be
00:36:15how was your morning
00:36:17fine
00:36:19your sister got you this
00:36:22oh
00:36:24my god
00:36:25my sister didn't send me the vibrator
00:36:27but then who
00:36:31so um
00:36:33there was a package
00:36:35by the door
00:36:36that wasn't for my sister
00:36:37um
00:36:38no
00:36:39that crosses the line
00:36:41so much
00:36:42you cannot just
00:36:43relax
00:36:44listen
00:36:44you know
00:36:45i was gonna return it
00:36:46but then
00:36:46it seemed like you were enjoying it so much
00:36:50so you
00:36:52you heard me
00:36:54i was trying to be a gentleman about the whole thing but then uh
00:36:56i heard you say my name
00:36:58can you just stop talking okay
00:37:00hey come on
00:37:01hey come on
00:37:01what
00:37:03you know i really liked it
00:37:04this is getting way too real
00:37:06what if he's just like adam and i get my heart broken again
00:37:09no okay okay all right
00:37:11stop no we're not doing this
00:37:12let's let's just end the contract
00:37:14oh you want to end the contract
00:37:15um after the gala we're we're gonna be done
00:37:18that's what you want
00:37:19yeah
00:37:27that has to be what i want
00:37:29you can't trust him lucy
00:37:31clearly you can
00:37:36lucy come on open the door
00:37:38look
00:37:40it was my bad
00:37:41all right
00:37:41i shouldn't have got you that gift
00:37:42it was totally crossing the line
00:37:44but just
00:37:45open the door
00:37:46i'll make it up to you
00:37:46i promise
00:37:48how
00:37:48i'll take you shopping
00:37:50shopping
00:37:50i think all of your clothes are in the bushes underneath them as windows
00:37:53come on
00:37:54i'll get you a new dress for the charity gala
00:37:57i'll take you to the mall
00:37:59you can get a mall pretzel
00:38:04did you say mall pretzel
00:38:05i did
00:38:08fine
00:38:08all right well then your gowns and your pretzels will meet you
00:38:11why does he have to be so god damn charming
00:38:15come on
00:38:18come on
00:38:34what are you doing
00:38:36i've been getting tailored clothes since i was a little kid
00:38:38put your arms up
00:38:44god look at his hands
00:38:48i'm falling into you
00:38:51no one loves me like you do
00:38:55thought that you and i went through
00:38:58but i'm falling into you
00:39:01i'm falling into you
00:39:12do it
00:39:13kiss me
00:39:14just do it
00:39:17hi welcome
00:39:18can i help you
00:39:19hi
00:39:20um yes
00:39:21we are looking for
00:39:23a very beautiful dress
00:39:24i've got the perfect one
00:39:27thank you
00:39:28thank you
00:39:38what do you think
00:39:39you're the only thing on my mind
00:39:42you're the only thing on my mind
00:39:43kill me sometimes
00:39:45blake
00:39:46uh i think it's uh
00:39:49amazing
00:39:50i think it's totally you
00:39:52and
00:39:53you're beautiful
00:39:55you two are adorable
00:39:56such a lovely couple
00:39:58oh um
00:39:59thank you
00:40:01you know i think so too
00:40:02so what do we think
00:40:04we taking this dress home
00:40:05yes
00:40:09wait blake it's
00:40:11it's eight thousand dollars
00:40:12eight thousand dollars to see you in that dress
00:40:15seems like a steal to me
00:40:18here you go
00:40:24hi
00:40:27um
00:40:30why are we in a lingerie shop
00:40:31cause if i was your boyfriend
00:40:32everybody loves right
00:40:33but you're not
00:40:36hi
00:40:37hi
00:40:38what size bra
00:40:39she's a 34b
00:40:42what the hell
00:40:43i don't know
00:40:44how do you know my bra size
00:40:45eyeball boobs
00:40:46you can't eyeball my boobs
00:40:47i can and i will
00:40:51thank you
00:40:53you're impossible
00:40:54and you love it
00:40:57since when do you buy lingerie
00:41:03since when do you buy lingerie
00:41:05since i have someone
00:41:06that i actually want to wear it for
00:41:08you forget that i know you lucy
00:41:10i can tell when you're trying to be someone you're not
00:41:12i don't think i actually
00:41:13i'm trying to become the person that i've always wanted to be
00:41:16without you
00:41:18can i help you
00:41:19we're shopping
00:41:20hey babe i like that one
00:41:22oh yeah that's the red one
00:41:23yeah
00:41:24so sexy
00:41:26cute right
00:41:27i like it
00:41:29what do you think adam
00:41:30thinks you look good in this
00:41:32actually you know what don't answer that
00:41:33it's really none of your business
00:41:34because i'm the one who's gonna be seeing right now
00:41:36not you
00:41:36true
00:41:37you're just doing this to piss me off
00:41:39oh no it's definitely an added bonus
00:41:41but i'm really just doing it because
00:41:42my girlfriend is super hot
00:41:48and you're not so bad yourself baby
00:41:51you need to stay away from blake okay
00:41:53he's just using you
00:41:55get your fucking hand off of me
00:41:56you're gonna get your heart broken lucy
00:41:58he's just using you to get back with his supermodel ex-girlfriend
00:42:03hey adam
00:42:05watch her
00:42:06look her up
00:42:08you're not his type
00:42:10no i don't trust you
00:42:11and we're over
00:42:13so can you just get the fuck out of my face
00:42:15i think we both know that's a lie
00:42:17it's not
00:42:18shut the fuck up
00:42:22adam what is going on here
00:42:25oh my god
00:42:26oh my god seriously
00:42:28oh my god seriously
00:42:31you know it's starting to smell like shit in here
00:42:32come on let's go baby
00:42:39hold up
00:42:41did that feel good
00:42:43yeah
00:42:45it felt pretty good
00:42:46you look good
00:42:49thank you
00:42:50so uh
00:42:52have we go get those bristles
00:42:54yes i'm actually so hungry
00:42:56let's go
00:43:00plague makes me feel so safe
00:43:02but this is fake
00:43:03this is all fake
00:43:04maybe he's just good at pretending
00:43:09why are you so obsessed with them
00:43:11oh my god
00:43:12can we please not start with this
00:43:14oh
00:43:14you're not obsessed with them
00:43:16you're obsessed with her
00:43:18at least she doesn't yap
00:43:19non-stop like you
00:43:21jesus christ
00:43:22can you just give it a break
00:43:23you have been obsessed with her
00:43:25ever since she started hooking up with blake
00:43:27okay
00:43:27i am your girlfriend now
00:43:29remember
00:43:30yeah
00:43:30and this isn't working anymore
00:43:41why do i care so much
00:43:43that i'm not his type
00:43:43when tonight is the last night
00:43:45of our fake relationship
00:43:46god get a grip lucy
00:43:48so we got my suit
00:43:51we got your beautiful dress
00:43:52and we got your beautiful shoes
00:43:53together we make the beauty
00:44:03and the beast
00:44:05so you're looking at pictures of my ex-girlfriend huh
00:44:09why are you doing that
00:44:12i'm sure you
00:44:14you still want to go to the callow with me
00:44:17because it's fine if you don't
00:44:19i know i'm not
00:44:21some supermodel
00:44:23if adam ever said anything like that
00:44:25it's because
00:44:25he's an insecure little bitch
00:44:27who's just trying to destroy your confidence
00:44:28alright
00:44:29don't let him
00:44:29i'm serious
00:44:32i know i'm nothing like her
00:44:33i don't like measure up to her
00:44:35at all
00:44:36you're a million times better than me
00:44:38in every single fucking way
00:44:41okay well then why did you guys break up
00:44:43uh we broke up because she's a horrible person
00:44:46she's me
00:44:47she's not nice
00:44:48she's not charismatic and beautiful
00:44:49and funny and charming like you
00:44:52she's the one that doesn't compare to you
00:44:53believe that
00:44:56and i do take pretty good photos
00:44:58you do
00:44:59you're an amazing photographer
00:45:00you're an amazing artist
00:45:02you're beautiful lucy
00:45:06and you know
00:45:07you're an amazing photographer
00:45:09who's never taken a picture of yours truly
00:45:10so
00:45:11i should be the one who's upset
00:45:13oh yeah
00:45:15that's what you think
00:45:16what do you mean
00:45:19what are you doing
00:45:22what is that
00:45:25i don't know
00:45:26what is it
00:45:27i have a surprise for you
00:45:30ta-da
00:45:36oh my god
00:45:38it's so sick
00:45:39take a look
00:45:40let me see
00:45:41yes
00:45:43it's awesome
00:45:44super awesome
00:45:46you really didn't have to do that
00:45:47of course i did
00:45:49consider it like my thank you
00:45:50for you know letting me stay here
00:45:52and buying me all these
00:45:54clothes and stuff
00:45:55yeah we did all those fake orgasms
00:45:57and all those fake kisses too
00:45:59bye
00:46:00okay
00:46:01okay
00:46:01whoa
00:46:03i guess that too
00:46:04sure
00:46:05thank you for that
00:46:06you know what
00:46:07it was my pleasure
00:46:09stop
00:46:11i'm serious
00:46:13you know you act like
00:46:15a cocky asshole
00:46:16but
00:46:18i think you're a pretty decent guy
00:46:20don't tell them
00:46:21but i don't ruin my reputation
00:46:23don't worry
00:46:24i won't
00:46:26seriously
00:46:35thank you
00:46:37that was the coolest thing
00:46:38that anybody's ever done for me
00:46:41i'm glad you like it
00:46:42i do
00:46:43you know i think it's better
00:46:44than any photo i've ever taken
00:46:46of adam
00:46:48if adam were to ask you
00:46:49to get back together with him
00:46:50tonight
00:46:51what would you say
00:46:54uh
00:46:58you know what
00:46:59donate to that
00:47:03i'm sorry i asked
00:47:07well why don't we
00:47:10get dressed
00:47:12you know you're still my fake girlfriend tonight
00:47:14so
00:47:15i'm gonna enjoy it
00:47:18yeah
00:47:20thank you
00:47:35oh they're all staring
00:47:37don't trip
00:47:38don't emotionally implode
00:47:40hey you look nice
00:47:43thanks
00:47:46not as nice as sophia
00:47:47blake's
00:47:49ex
00:47:49hi boys
00:47:52um what is that supposed to mean
00:47:53oh she was just the last girl
00:47:55that
00:47:56like brought to one of these things
00:47:57she's a model
00:47:59you're nowhere near her league
00:48:05emma want to fly out of here on the broomstick you came in on
00:48:09leave my girl alone
00:48:11come with me
00:48:21god don't listen to her
00:48:23you look beautiful
00:48:25he's just saying that
00:48:26how could he ever think i'm beautiful after being with someone like sophia
00:48:29so this is it huh
00:48:36yep
00:48:38the charity gala
00:48:39the end of our professional agreement
00:48:44clean ending
00:48:46you know just like we talked about
00:48:49yeah
00:48:50clean
00:48:57well you know it's been fun fake dating
00:48:59fake dating
00:49:01i knew it
00:49:06you too
00:49:08it's been fun
00:49:15you know it's crazy how
00:49:17easy it was to make my ex jealous
00:49:20yeah but after this we go back to real life
00:49:23yeah
00:49:25you got what you wanted right
00:49:26you showed him
00:49:27that you are so worth choosing
00:49:30i mean you are
00:49:35ladies and gentlemen
00:49:36we'll begin our presentation shortly
00:49:40well
00:49:41blake can i see you for just a second
00:49:43we got a few things we need to verify
00:49:46um
00:49:47yeah
00:49:48sure
00:49:49we're back
00:49:57lucy
00:49:58can i talk to you for a minute
00:49:59adam right now is not the time
00:50:01okay
00:50:01please just for five minutes
00:50:06okay
00:50:07sure
00:50:15i screwed up
00:50:16i know
00:50:17you cheated on me with my roommate
00:50:20emma isn't you
00:50:21she never supported me like you did
00:50:24she never believed in me
00:50:25and i'm sorry about what i said about you being bad in bed
00:50:28i just
00:50:29i was jealous
00:50:31i've actually missed you
00:50:33i've actually missed you
00:50:34breaking out with you
00:50:35was the biggest mistake of my life
00:50:41god
00:50:42you're so beautiful
00:50:48really
00:50:49yeah
00:51:06well i guess she got what she wants
00:51:09maybe she should be with adam
00:51:12maybe she should be with adam
00:51:15this should feel better
00:51:18what's wrong
00:51:19what's wrong i
00:51:21what are you talking about
00:51:24i know the only reason you
00:51:26dated blake was to get back at me
00:51:28and make me jealous
00:51:29you
00:51:29you know that
00:51:32congratulations
00:51:33you made me jealous
00:51:34okay so
00:51:36i want you back now
00:51:37okay
00:51:37thank you
00:51:38no no
00:51:39no
00:51:39i did
00:51:41i did want you back
00:51:42but
00:51:43great
00:51:44i know i don't want
00:51:45i don't want that anymore
00:51:47that that kiss
00:51:48it didn't feel right
00:51:50and i'm sick and tired
00:51:52of chasing you
00:51:53okay so
00:51:54so this is it
00:51:55this is it
00:51:56we're done
00:51:58goodbye
00:52:02lucy
00:52:07adam give it a rest
00:52:09you only want lucy
00:52:11because blake wants her
00:52:12you don't know what you're talking about
00:52:19if he broke up with her
00:52:20you would come crawling back to me
00:52:24i have to break up blake and lucy
00:52:33where are you
00:52:34where did you go
00:52:41hey
00:52:42where did you go
00:52:48all right
00:52:49ladies and gentlemen
00:52:50the moment you've all been waiting for
00:52:53this year's youth sports
00:52:55impact award goes to
00:53:01blake ashburn
00:53:08blake ashburn
00:53:11shut up
00:53:12don't touch me
00:53:13okay it's over
00:53:20blake are you here
00:53:22blake
00:53:24Well, I'm sure he's just out there practicing his slap shots.
00:53:42Here you are.
00:53:47You know, if you want to pack your stuff, go ahead.
00:53:49Don't mind me.
00:53:52What?
00:53:54You literally just missed the entire fucking gala.
00:53:57Really, huh?
00:53:57Yeah.
00:53:58You know, I'm surprised you noticed if I was there and you seem pretty occupied.
00:54:02You're all cozy.
00:54:03That's your boy, Adam.
00:54:04Oh.
00:54:04Oh, yeah, you saw that.
00:54:06Yeah, I saw everything.
00:54:09You know, I thought that we were on a quest for revenge, but turns out you were just trying to
00:54:14get back with it.
00:54:14All right, I'll admit it, okay?
00:54:16It was nice to see him jealous, and it felt good, okay?
00:54:20But I...
00:54:20Lucy, you were playing games with me.
00:54:22Let's be honest.
00:54:23And that's okay.
00:54:25But if we're playing games, you know what?
00:54:27That's fine.
00:54:29We're gonna play my game.
00:54:30Let's make this more interesting.
00:54:32No, Blake, I'm...
00:54:40I'm not drinking that.
00:54:42It's fucking disgusting.
00:54:43Lucy, I just saw the woman that I love kissing another man, so why don't you just please drink it?
00:54:48Come on.
00:54:50Come on.
00:54:52Fine.
00:55:04That is so strong.
00:55:05Oh, my God.
00:55:06It's, like, burning.
00:55:11Okay.
00:55:13Truth or dare?
00:55:16Uh...
00:55:17Truth?
00:55:18You getting back together with Adam?
00:55:21No.
00:55:22Blake, we are not back together.
00:55:24What do you mean you're not back together?
00:55:25I just saw you guys.
00:55:27Are you lying to me?
00:55:28What?
00:55:28Lucy, please, I can't take it.
00:55:30Do not lie to me right now.
00:55:31No, I was trying to tell you earlier, if you would have let me finish, that, yeah, okay, you might
00:55:36have seen me kiss him, but I hated it.
00:55:37It was disgusting, and I don't like him.
00:55:42Okay?
00:55:42I like someone else.
00:55:47I like someone else.
00:55:50Tell me who you like, Lucy.
00:55:53And please be very specific.
00:55:56Mm-mm.
00:55:57No.
00:55:58What?
00:55:59It's your turn.
00:56:00Truth or dare?
00:56:03I choose dare.
00:56:13You have to kiss me, and I'll tell you who I like.
00:56:17Oh, my wish you had, cause I got a thirst that can't be satisfied.
00:56:24You play with my heart, like a terrible cause.
00:56:29Am I fading your hand, so where I fall down?
00:56:37I know that I know could be out of my way.
00:56:40I don't fucking love this camera.
00:56:43I don't know.
00:56:43But I've gone from here.
00:56:50I don't know.
00:56:52I don't know.
00:56:53I don't know.
00:56:54I don't know.
00:56:56I don't know.
00:56:56I don't know.
00:56:57I don't know.
00:56:57I don't know.
00:56:57I don't know.
00:56:58I don't know.
00:56:58Truth.
00:57:00Did you think about me?
00:57:02When?
00:57:03You know when?
00:57:06Of course I don't know.
00:57:08And you, did you think about me?
00:57:10Hm?
00:57:12Lucy, I think about you every night.
00:57:17You see that gift I got you?
00:57:19Yeah.
00:57:20It didn't work.
00:57:21It was good.
00:57:24But I don't know.
00:57:25Well, let's fix that.
00:57:27Right now.
00:57:30You're my son.
00:57:37Okay.
00:57:39Um...
00:57:39Man.
00:57:39I just, I don't know.
00:57:40I don't know.
00:57:40I want it to be fake.
00:57:42It's not gonna be fake, baby.
00:57:44I don't want it to be fake.
00:57:45I want it to be real.
00:57:49So...
00:57:50I have a question.
00:57:51Yeah.
00:57:53Does this mean our deal is over?
00:57:57Fuck that deal.
00:57:58Yeah.
00:57:59It's always been real to me.
00:58:01If this is real, then there's always a chance my heart could get broken again.
00:58:07What?
00:58:08Lucy, what are you doing?
00:58:10Talk to me.
00:58:12Adam said I was really bad, so I don't want to disappoint you.
00:58:17Lucy, that would be impossible.
00:58:19You are the most beautiful person that I have ever met, and you care.
00:58:23And you've never been with anybody that made you feel safe, that made you feel loved.
00:58:27But I'm here now.
00:58:29And it's just me and you.
00:58:32There's nothing to fear.
00:58:33I know.
00:58:34And there's nothing to prove.
00:58:36I'm really not even faking it for so long.
00:58:39I want it to be good.
00:58:43We're going to take it slow.
00:58:44We don't have to do anything that you don't want to do.
00:58:53But you did say that you liked somebody.
00:58:57Is it me?
00:59:00Yes, it's you.
00:59:03Like, I like you, and I've always wanted this to be real.
00:59:08Me too.
00:59:11Always.
00:59:13Always.
00:59:21It's alright.
00:59:22It's alright.
00:59:24It's alright.
00:59:39You know, I'll treat you.
00:59:48It's alright.
00:59:53I'll treat your body right
00:59:57You move like you were chosen
01:00:03What are you doing?
01:00:06I make you feel good
01:00:08Yeah
01:00:12Holy shit
01:00:14Look at him
01:00:15I'm a hockey player baby
01:00:17Which means I'm very determined
01:00:21And my work ethic
01:00:23Is very, very unthoughtable
01:00:30And I'm leaving you spout until the job is done
01:00:35It's putting a lot of pressure on yourself
01:00:38You don't have to do that
01:00:41I want to
01:00:53I'm all crazy
01:00:55I'm all crazy
01:01:31Good morning.
01:01:32Good morning.
01:01:35What?
01:01:36What?
01:01:38You made me more amazing last night.
01:01:42You don't have to say that.
01:01:44I know I don't have to say that.
01:01:46I'm serious.
01:01:48You know, Adam was who had no fucking idea what he was doing.
01:01:51Because you weren't just good.
01:01:53You were great.
01:01:54Can't open up your sister.
01:02:00You know, I wish I could just stay in bed with you all day, but I think I have to
01:02:03get to practice.
01:02:08You sure?
01:02:10Yeah.
01:02:13You know, I was kind of hoping that maybe we could have made my sister today.
01:02:19She's in town.
01:02:20Your sister?
01:02:21Yeah.
01:02:22Yeah?
01:02:23I've got to talk about you a lot.
01:02:25Oh, yeah.
01:02:27Is it the next thing?
01:02:28Of course.
01:02:30Well, maybe after practice we can find somewhere to get some lunch.
01:02:33What do you think?
01:02:34Okay.
01:02:35Yeah.
01:02:36It's perfect.
01:02:39Yeah.
01:02:44What are we?
01:02:47A girlfriend.
01:02:49Name.
01:02:51A boyfriend?
01:02:53I love it.
01:02:54I love it.
01:02:55Yeah.
01:02:59All right.
01:03:00I gotta go.
01:03:01Oh.
01:03:02Kick ass.
01:03:04Miss me.
01:03:06This feels too easy.
01:03:08And that's what makes it dangerous.
01:03:20You're calling it forward to automatic voice message.
01:03:27Please pick up.
01:03:28I want to apologize.
01:03:34What?
01:03:35What?
01:03:35What do you want?
01:03:36Lucy, hey, look, I feel really bad about how things ended with us.
01:03:41You do?
01:03:42Yes, of course.
01:03:43We used to have so much fun as roommates.
01:03:46Why don't we catch up for coffee at that place on 3rd?
01:03:49Why would I ever want to be friends again?
01:03:51Look, I have information about Sophia that you might want to hear.
01:03:55What do you know?
01:03:56What is it?
01:03:56I'd rather tell you in person.
01:03:58Okay, uh, just give me 10 minutes, okay?
01:04:01Good.
01:04:01I'll see you soon.
01:04:08How do you know this is gonna work?
01:04:10I mean, we don't even know if he's gonna be here.
01:04:13Oh, trust me.
01:04:14I know he's gonna be here.
01:04:15He comes to this coffee shop after hockey practice every day between 9.30 and 10.
01:04:21So he should be here any...
01:04:24Oh.
01:04:25Look, there he is.
01:04:27It's a go.
01:04:32Sophia.
01:04:33Oh, my God.
01:04:35Blake.
01:04:35What are you doing here?
01:04:36Huh?
01:04:39I heard your team made the final round of playoffs.
01:04:41Congrats.
01:04:42You're always a very big fan of me winning.
01:04:44I wanted you to be the best you could be.
01:04:46We all do.
01:04:47What could Emma possibly have to tell me about Sophia?
01:04:51You look good.
01:04:52Oh, my God.
01:04:54Is that Blake's ex?
01:04:56I've been thinking about you a lot lately.
01:04:58Sophia.
01:04:59We were so good together, Blake.
01:05:00Don't you ever miss that?
01:05:04We could go back to right where we left off.
01:05:07I knew it.
01:05:08I knew I shouldn't trust him.
01:05:10I only liked him because I was a hockey player.
01:05:12That's not true.
01:05:12You're also so hot.
01:05:16Oh, God.
01:05:18I can't watch any more of this.
01:05:20Stay away from me.
01:05:22You know, I know you, and I see through all this bullshit, all right?
01:05:25You liked me for two reasons.
01:05:27One, because you like to party so fucking much.
01:05:29And two, because it helped raise your status.
01:05:31You know, I'm with somebody.
01:05:33Yeah, somebody new.
01:05:33Who doesn't give a shit about that stuff.
01:05:35All right?
01:05:35That little poor girl I've been hearing so much about.
01:05:40I'm done.
01:05:41Yeah.
01:05:42Goodbye.
01:05:49I can't believe I fell for a cheater again.
01:05:54Lucy, I am so sorry that you had to see that.
01:05:58I just knew that if I told you over the phone, you weren't going to believe me.
01:06:02I don't trust Emma.
01:06:04But she did show me the truth about Blake.
01:06:07Look, I know you can't trust me, but you shouldn't trust Blake.
01:06:12I see him with Sophia all the time.
01:06:15I feel so stupid.
01:06:17You know, I really thought that he was different.
01:06:19Well, no, don't blame yourself.
01:06:20Well, it's hard to see past Blake's charm.
01:06:24Or those biceps.
01:06:27God, I just have terrible taste in it.
01:06:32Well, if you want any advice, don't date hockey players, okay?
01:06:36They're not worth the heartbreak.
01:06:38Yeah, no, I'm never dating a hockey player ever again.
01:06:43I guess I should say thanks.
01:06:46You know, for looking out for me.
01:06:48Anytime.
01:07:11It didn't work.
01:07:13He's not interested.
01:07:14Oh, it's going to work.
01:07:16They'll be broken up by the end of the day.
01:07:21Hey, Lucy.
01:07:23I got purples.
01:07:25Where you at?
01:07:27Lucy?
01:07:29God, where the hell are you?
01:07:47It was fun while it lasted, but I guess all good things have to come to an end.
01:07:51I hope you and Sophia are happy together.
01:07:54What?
01:07:56Sophia?
01:07:58Oh, my God.
01:08:00Oh, my God.
01:08:03Oh, fuck.
01:08:14You've been, uh, quiet for, like, ten minutes.
01:08:19It's really weird for you.
01:08:22It's sober between me and Blake.
01:08:24Okay.
01:08:26It's Bill.
01:08:26Well, I thought I might have, you know, picked a good guy, finally, but it turns out they're
01:08:35all the same.
01:08:36Sorry, Lucy.
01:08:39You seem so happy with him.
01:08:41You know, at this point, can we just, like, swear off all men?
01:08:44Seriously.
01:08:45I know.
01:08:46They all fucking suck.
01:08:47Yeah.
01:08:48Well, you do say that every time you get your heart broken.
01:08:51I know.
01:08:51I'm serious.
01:08:52Like, I mean it.
01:08:53You know, you can't let one bad experience stop you from trying again.
01:08:58I don't want to get hurt again.
01:08:59I know.
01:09:01But what if you don't?
01:09:03What if this next time it works out?
01:09:07You know?
01:09:10Lucy?
01:09:12Is that?
01:09:15Yep.
01:09:16Should I?
01:09:17No, no, no.
01:09:19I'll get it.
01:09:19It's fine.
01:09:26Hey.
01:09:27Can I explain something to you?
01:09:29Please?
01:09:31Be my guest.
01:09:33Um, so this is my sister, Grace.
01:09:37You're supposed to meet her the other day.
01:09:38Remember?
01:09:39Yeah.
01:09:40Hi, Grace.
01:09:41Blake.
01:09:41Hey.
01:09:42Nice to meet you.
01:09:43Yeah.
01:09:44Well, I'm gonna give you two some privacy.
01:09:51Hey.
01:09:53So, I got totally ambushed by my ex today.
01:09:56But I mean, I just told her that I'm not interested.
01:09:59It's not what it looked like.
01:10:01What do you mean it's not what it looks like?
01:10:03What, were you there?
01:10:05Yeah.
01:10:06Yeah, I was there.
01:10:07I saw everything.
01:10:09My suspicions were right.
01:10:12You are a man whore.
01:10:14And you're always gonna be one.
01:10:16That's not true.
01:10:17Please don't say things like that right now.
01:10:19Listen, I've tried to explain something to you.
01:10:20Nothing was happening.
01:10:22Nothing was going to happen.
01:10:23I promise you.
01:10:24I'm not your type.
01:10:26Okay?
01:10:27Just admit it.
01:10:30Not my type.
01:10:32Lucy, what are you saying?
01:10:34If you can't trust me after every single thing that we've been through, I don't know, then maybe we should
01:10:38go our separate ways.
01:10:42Don't do that.
01:10:44Come on, Lucy.
01:10:45Hey, okay.
01:10:50I do so you know.
01:10:53I'm not Adam.
01:10:55I never will be.
01:11:00Sorry.
01:11:04Hey, Lucy.
01:11:06You and me are the wrong way.
01:11:13Welcome to the championship game, where the Leverage Shields take on the Thunderhawks!
01:11:25Um, photographer?
01:11:27Hi.
01:11:28Could you get a photo of me and my Blake?
01:11:30You're Blake?
01:11:32Yeah, I think it would look good for the papers.
01:11:36Blake!
01:11:39Blake, come here!
01:11:48Robin.
01:11:50Good luck out there today.
01:11:52Remember, you're a winner, Blake.
01:11:54Thanks.
01:11:57Lucy, what are you doing here, huh?
01:12:01I'm just doing my job.
01:12:03I thought you said you didn't care.
01:12:08Don't.
01:12:09That's why you're crying.
01:12:16Lucy!
01:12:20Lucy!
01:12:22Lucy!
01:12:28I just wanted to introduce myself.
01:12:30I know who you are.
01:12:31Then you know Blake and I are back together?
01:12:35Okay.
01:12:36Cool.
01:12:37I don't care.
01:12:37Stop embarrassing yourself.
01:12:39It's pathetic how you follow him around all the time.
01:12:41I'm a photographer.
01:12:43I'm a photographer.
01:12:43That's my job.
01:12:44I take photos.
01:12:46Yeah.
01:12:47You did say that you're obsessed with taking photos of him.
01:12:49He said that?
01:12:53How did you ever think a guy like Blake could use a nobody like you?
01:12:58Well, I don't care about Blake.
01:13:00So go ahead.
01:13:01Go ahead.
01:13:02You can have him.
01:13:04Lucy.
01:13:07He did say you were sweet, but not somebody you would ever take seriously.
01:13:21Get it together.
01:13:24I just don't understand why you don't want to be with me.
01:13:28Oh my God, you're so needy.
01:13:30If I would do anything for you, I broke up Blake and Lucy so that his head wouldn't be in
01:13:36the game tonight for you.
01:13:38What?
01:13:38How did you do that?
01:13:39Convinced Sophia to try and win him back.
01:13:41Blake doesn't want her, but Lucy doesn't do that.
01:13:44He's not back together with Sophia?
01:13:46I don't need you meddling with my life, okay?
01:13:49I can destroy Blake all on my own.
01:13:51Destroy Blake?
01:13:53Okay.
01:13:53How are you going to do that?
01:13:56Already done.
01:13:57Let's just say that he skates the sabotage and his ankle's going to break as soon as the puck drops.
01:14:04Adam, time to hit the ice.
01:14:06Let's go.
01:14:07Got it, Coach.
01:14:10Blake's going to break his ankle.
01:14:11That'll destroy his whole career.
01:14:13I gotta save him before the puck draw.
01:14:22Let's go, Blakey Poo!
01:14:23Come on, Adam.
01:14:25Can't believe Lucy wanted you.
01:14:26You're not mad that Lucy wanted me, but you're mad that she didn't want you.
01:14:31I'm going to destroy you, Ashberg.
01:14:33Bring it on, Joe.
01:14:35Let's go, Blakey Poo!
01:14:36You're the best!
01:14:37Come on, Adam.
01:14:38You're so hot on the ice.
01:14:41Blake, stop!
01:14:42You're skating!
01:14:43They've been sabotaged!
01:14:44Don't drop the puck!
01:14:46I've got to save him.
01:14:49Well, here goes nothing.
01:15:00Blake, stop!
01:15:03What's this?
01:15:04A random man seems to have run out onto the ice.
01:15:06Hey, Lucy, what are you doing?
01:15:18Lucy, what are you doing?
01:15:21Blake, I had to save you.
01:15:23Save me?
01:15:23What?
01:15:24All right, miss.
01:15:26You know the ladies love Blake, but you can't be pummeling him on the ice.
01:15:30No.
01:15:30No, no, no, no, no.
01:15:31He tried to sabotage him.
01:15:33You did, huh?
01:15:37Now the Rebel Jam seems to be accusing star player Adam Johns of cheating.
01:15:41Somebody get her on the Jumbotron.
01:15:43This is bullshit.
01:15:45She's lying.
01:15:46This is my ex-girlfriend.
01:15:48She's been so hellbent on getting revenge on me that she even started fake dating Blake.
01:15:53Wow.
01:15:54It's the best fight.
01:15:56Yeah, that's right.
01:15:58She pretended to date Blake just to get back at me.
01:16:00And now she accuses me of cheating?
01:16:02Lucy, she's pathetic.
01:16:04Hey, why don't you watch your fucking mouth?
01:16:06Hey, why don't you watch your fucking mouth, huh?
01:16:15You got this, Lucy.
01:16:18Maybe I pretended to date Blake.
01:16:21Or so I thought it was like that, but...
01:16:24You know, I thought he was this big, notorious playboy.
01:16:28But that's actually you.
01:16:29He is nothing like that.
01:16:30Yeah, he takes care of me.
01:16:33He supports me.
01:16:35He does everything I could ever ask for.
01:16:39And it doesn't even feel like pretend anymore.
01:16:42I've realized it's not.
01:16:43And I've realized that I actually love him.
01:16:53Well, this is taking quite a turn.
01:16:58Aw.
01:17:00Can we get back to hockey now?
01:17:01No, we cannot get back to hockey.
01:17:03You tried to break his fucking ankle.
01:17:05You're jealous of his career.
01:17:06Well, you literally have, like, no proof.
01:17:09So can you just...
01:17:10Oh, you don't have proof.
01:17:14Let's just say that he skates the sabotage.
01:17:17And his ankle's gonna break as soon as the puck drops.
01:17:21You fucking asshole.
01:17:23Here's your proof.
01:17:24Asshole.
01:17:28You gotta go.
01:17:29You're done.
01:17:29What?
01:17:30No.
01:17:30You gotta go.
01:17:31This is...
01:17:31This is bullshit.
01:17:33This is bullshit!
01:17:35It's gonna be the same thing.
01:17:38Ah!
01:17:39My nose!
01:17:42Oh!
01:17:43Fuck!
01:17:47Hey!
01:17:47You're perfect.
01:17:48It's so awesome.
01:17:50I'm so loose.
01:17:52Lucy, did you mean what you just said back there?
01:17:55Did you really mean that?
01:17:56I did.
01:17:59I love you.
01:18:00And it didn't always just feel like pretend to be.
01:18:03You know, it was never pretend for me.
01:18:06Ever.
01:18:11Woo!
01:18:13I won!
01:18:15Are you freaking kidding me?
01:18:22Well, in my 30 years of announcing, I have to say I've never seen a more exciting start
01:18:26to a hockey game.
01:18:31You doing great.
01:18:33So you won today.
01:18:35How does it feel?
01:18:37Yeah, it feels pretty good.
01:18:39You know, I'm just trying to make sure you don't break your ankle right now.
01:18:41I'm not, you know.
01:18:42After all this practice, I'm gonna go pro.
01:18:45Yeah, maybe you could do the puck.
01:18:46Okay.
01:18:47What the fuck?
01:18:49I know I'm not that good, but I'll get better, okay?
01:18:52You know, I know something else you're pretty good at.
01:18:54Yeah.
01:19:00Really good.
01:19:02Really good.
01:19:09Yeah.
01:19:10Good.
01:19:11Come down.
01:19:15You know, when there's a will, there's a will.
01:19:17Yeah.
01:19:17We could do this thing right now.
01:19:20Don't tempt.
01:19:21Like, like.
01:19:23You know, today's the deadline for a whole fake dating thing.
01:19:31So I'm wondering, did you get what you wanted?
01:19:36You know, at first I told you that I wanted to win the playoffs.
01:19:39Yeah.
01:19:41Well, I really wanted to.
01:19:43We'll see.
01:19:47So do I.
01:19:50I just didn't know it.
01:19:53It's all right.
01:19:55I have no problem waiting for you to catch up.
01:19:57I have no problem waiting for you to catch up.
01:20:27I have no problem waiting for you to catch up.
01:20:27I have no problem waiting for you to catch up.
01:20:27I have no problem waiting for you to catch up.
01:20:27I have no problem waiting for you to catch up.
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