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The Warlord Returns
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00:00:06I've been off the grid for three years fighting for my country now I fight for
00:00:12you everyone who hurt he was on my list no one walks away we're here boss this
00:00:23is where your sister I mean miss Eleanor was last seen the person you are trying
00:00:33to reach is not available please try again later hey they tricked me I've lost
00:00:41everything I'm a billion dollars short of their demands even if I sold the
00:00:46company even if I sold myself sorry I couldn't hold on until you got back she
00:00:59never would have suspected he would do that his name tell me his name it's Carter
00:01:12Bankston her fiancé sorry I should have been here sooner sorry Harry but I
00:01:23swear I will find everyone involved to make them pay I've lost everything they
00:01:29will suffer as horribly as how they treated you I couldn't hold on you can go now
00:01:36marina I'm gonna check out her office oh hey he is a nobody I can handle him
00:01:42myself I can make him and all his bullshit disappear in three days no marina this
00:01:50is my cross to bear
00:01:59sorry
00:02:03Harrison
00:02:09you're alive
00:02:11Lottie yeah I'm back
00:02:17now you decide to come back
00:02:21where were you for the past three years where were you when your sister
00:02:26Eleanor died in my arms
00:02:28Eleanor no
00:02:35Lottie I'm here to get justice for Eleanor
00:02:40justice for her
00:02:43look at in your current status you can't even get to the front doors of this building
00:02:49I was just trying to collect her belongings and these assholes threw me out
00:02:55all right you two need to get out of here we are getting ready for a big event to
00:02:59welcome ET technology's new CEO and I do not have time for this bullshit so leave now
00:03:11enough with your savior complex you weren't there when Eleanor needed you so don't act like you care about us
00:03:19now
00:03:19Lottie sorry no don't save it I don't need your excuses and you know what the Harrison I knew died
00:03:32three years ago I think I'll hold on to that version of it at least he would still be a
00:03:37hero
00:04:00hold up
00:04:04I didn't say you could leave yet did I
00:04:09oh yeah I remember you now Lottie right
00:04:17Eleanor's poor lonely little sister-in-law the one who was grieving so hard that anyone would have thought she
00:04:23was your wife
00:04:25you're a monster I don't know how she ever saw any good in you I don't know how she ever
00:04:30loved you
00:04:35love love please it was just business
00:04:37she could not play the game she was out of her depth she couldn't handle losing
00:04:49and what is this three years of playing widow got you all lonely so so you picked up some soldier
00:04:58boy off the street dude what is this get up you just fled a war maybe no I get I
00:05:06got it you just
00:05:07clocked off your shift at the construction site no you're auditioning to be Santa Claus at a shopping
00:05:13center nearby but you bought the wrong costume and you're all fucked up is it that
00:05:20you know I got a good idea
00:05:26for Eleanor
00:05:32you take that money and then I want you to walk out of here because this is my celebration welcome
00:05:38banquet and you were really killing the mood you're fucking it up no Harrison Harrison don't
00:05:45let's just go listen we don't stand a chance okay
00:05:51dude is that not enough money for you it's a hundred dollar bill when have you ever seen that before
00:06:02you're carter bankston
00:06:04so why don't you take that money and get the out of here
00:06:09i'm harrison braverman Eleanor's brother
00:06:14i brought a gift for your banquet today don't you want to get a drink with your brother-in-law
00:06:23you're Eleanor's brother that's right uh her twin brother yeah and you're just a soldier
00:06:32newly discharged
00:06:38of course we're family bro well almost i actually always wanted to say
00:06:46what happened to Eleanor was a terrible accident it was a real tragedy
00:07:00buck today's a celebration so let's get a drink
00:07:08no don't this can be good it's okay just a quick hello
00:07:28hello sir
00:07:30congratulations on your promotion to ceo sir you see this Ele your company your staff they're all dancing
00:07:37on your grave don't worry i'm here now everyone everyone shut the fuck up okay everyone my dear colleagues
00:07:52let's give a very warm welcome to the brother of our cowardly and suicidal former ceo it's
00:08:02mr harrison braver man
00:08:09oh pardon me did did that hurt your feelings i've been told i'm honest to a fault
00:08:18but i did mean to hurt your feelings
00:08:24i bet this guy's here to extort mr bankston's sister's death with some cash
00:08:29oh dear i've seen this before some people would really do anything for money
00:08:37yeah that's right so true
00:08:42look Harrison since i'm in a generous mood how about i uh do a little favor for you
00:08:48in front of all these people right now in this room if you say the phrase my sister Eleanor deserved
00:08:56to die if you say that three times then i will give you
00:09:04five thousand dollars cash that's your best
00:09:09i mean how about it soldier boy have you ever seen that kind of money before
00:09:18i mean how about it soldier boy have you ever seen that kind of money before
00:09:25i mean how about it soldier boy have you ever seen that kind of money before
00:09:26let's hear it then
00:09:35are you all done
00:09:39if so then listen up
00:09:44every single person in this room should be apologizing for what they did to Eleanor
00:09:54get a load of this guy he thinks he's in a war
00:09:57did he just say apologize my god
00:10:02man you're killing me i mean i knew your sister was was a loser but this guy is crazy like
00:10:08oh
00:10:09you lost it you all have three days
00:10:13in three days time every name i put down in this notebook will pay dearly
00:10:20oh i've heard of this some japanese anime shit death note right
00:10:26you think you can scare us by what writing our names in your notebook oh boy
00:10:31like i said you have three days
00:10:38hey hey hey hey did i say you could go anywhere did i i know i didn't
00:10:45what kind of place do you think this is that you can just come and go like a little pac
00:10:49-man
00:10:50going around them just go where the you want this is my house
00:10:54i incorporated this company it cost a lot and i pay a annual fee you think you impress everyone
00:11:00your theatrics let me tell you something brokey all the courts and the cops in the world
00:11:08couldn't pin your sister's little accident on me now i love to see her
00:11:16so why don't you get that little diary and take it back to target or wherever the
00:11:21fuck you got it from before you embarrass yourself okay this time i'll use this
00:11:59oh
00:12:04Is that a fake grenade?
00:12:05They're fucking psycho!
00:12:08What the fuck?
00:12:10You're fucking with me?
00:12:11Where did you get a confetti grenade?
00:12:13Break this clown's legs and throw them out of here!
00:12:49What do you want?
00:12:50You're not about the law!
00:12:51If you touch me, I will have you thrown away in jail forever!
00:12:54The court found you innocent?
00:12:57If it were up to me, you'd get the death penalty.
00:13:05If I wanted your life, I can take it any time.
00:13:09Three days.
00:13:11Remember that.
00:13:14Hey!
00:13:15You motherfucker!
00:13:17You got some fucking nerve!
00:13:20Who the hell is that guy?
00:13:22How did he get his hands on a grenade?
00:13:24Shouldn't we call the cops?
00:13:25Cops?
00:13:26You think some patrol cop with a handgun
00:13:29can handle some fucking psycho
00:13:31who just brought in a grenade?
00:13:34No.
00:13:34No.
00:13:35No.
00:13:36He wants to play.
00:13:37He can learn to play with the big league.
00:13:39Everyone, I've actually just received word
00:13:41that the new director of the FBI will be taking office tomorrow.
00:13:45Of course, I will be in attendance of that swearing-in ceremony.
00:13:51This Harrison fuckstick, he thinks he can just, you know, beat...
00:13:57He can just fight some people off, and he's untouchable?
00:14:00No.
00:14:01No.
00:14:02In this country, the only true weapon is power.
00:14:06So I swear to you on behalf of ET Technologies
00:14:09that I will ensure the new director of the FBI
00:14:12knows about this unrelenting danger to society
00:14:17who is military-trained of massive danger
00:14:20to public safety and private property.
00:14:23The authorities need to know
00:14:24that criminal belongs in prison.
00:14:28Harrison, what did you do?
00:14:29I heard explosions and screaming.
00:14:32You don't think we have enough to deal with?
00:14:35It's handled.
00:14:37It was just a minor setback.
00:14:40Handled?
00:14:41How?
00:14:42With your fists?
00:14:43Is that still your solution to everything,
00:14:45even after three years?
00:14:47When are you going to start using your head?
00:14:49Real power to solve problems.
00:14:53We need to talk.
00:14:54Come home.
00:14:56Now.
00:14:57I need to do something.
00:14:58Why don't you go home first?
00:15:02Fine.
00:15:04Suit yourself.
00:15:05It's not like I haven't made it through three years alone.
00:15:09I guess I could just wait a little bit longer.
00:15:19Sir, there's something I don't quite understand.
00:15:23We could arrest and bankrupt Carter by tomorrow morning
00:15:26and do permanent damage to his name.
00:15:29Why give him three days?
00:15:31It's unlike you, sir.
00:15:33Marina, do you know why cats like to hunt for mice?
00:15:36To kill them, sir?
00:15:38No.
00:15:40Cats aren't that hungry.
00:15:42It's rare that they actually eat the mice.
00:15:44They catch them, let them go.
00:15:46Let them run.
00:15:48Catch them again, release them again.
00:15:51Until the mouse is exhausted and scared shitless.
00:15:54I see, sir.
00:15:56Carter is the mouse.
00:15:58Or a rat.
00:16:00Make him use every cent he's got,
00:16:02every connection he has to try to save himself.
00:16:05And just when he thinks he's done it,
00:16:07when he believes he'll win,
00:16:08that's when you will win.
00:16:10Let him watch it all fall apart.
00:16:12Can't let him off without anything.
00:16:14And then that moment comes,
00:16:16he'll regret what he did to Eleanor.
00:16:19But it'll be too fucking late.
00:16:25Oh, one more thing, sir.
00:16:28I just came in from D.C.
00:16:30You have just been named the new director of the FBI.
00:16:34Congratulations, sir.
00:16:36Tell them all they're not interested.
00:16:38Right.
00:16:38Well, I'm afraid they've already made up their minds.
00:16:41The message has been signed and sealed,
00:16:43so you'll be receiving your invitation
00:16:45to the swearing-in shortly.
00:16:48Fine.
00:16:50Change of plans.
00:16:52Take me home.
00:16:54I need to talk to my wife.
00:17:15Harrison.
00:17:17Oh, it's really you.
00:17:20Oh, you're home.
00:17:24Yes, ma'am.
00:17:26I'm home.
00:17:27And in one piece.
00:17:28Come in.
00:17:36Well, well, well.
00:17:38If it isn't my favorite deadbeat son-in-law,
00:17:41to what do we owe the pleasure?
00:17:43Come on, Arthur.
00:17:44The boy's just gotten home.
00:17:46Maggie,
00:17:47why don't you go check on our daughter?
00:17:49Harrison and I need to talk man to man.
00:18:01So,
00:18:03Lottie came back crying today.
00:18:05What was that all about?
00:18:07Just a misunderstanding.
00:18:09That's all.
00:18:10A misunderstanding.
00:18:11Everything's just a misunderstanding with you, isn't it?
00:18:14And what about your sister Eleanor's company?
00:18:16Are they through with you, too?
00:18:20Yes.
00:18:22How about that?
00:18:26Lottie, stay here.
00:18:30Harrison's right, Dad.
00:18:31It was just a misunderstanding.
00:18:35I guess sometimes it is what it is.
00:18:37No need for excuses.
00:18:39Did you hear what Lottie just said?
00:18:41You disappeared for three years,
00:18:43and now you show up with nothing.
00:18:45Not so much as one word of explanation.
00:18:48What makes you think you still deserve Lottie?
00:18:53Come on, Dad.
00:18:54It doesn't even matter anymore.
00:18:56I'm going to get the company back.
00:18:58As for the current job situation,
00:19:00I do have an interesting offer.
00:19:02Oh, really?
00:19:03What's that?
00:19:04You're going to be a checker at Walmart?
00:19:06You're going to work down at the warehouse?
00:19:08You're going to be an Amazon guy?
00:19:10Huh?
00:19:11Look at her.
00:19:13Look at my daughter.
00:19:14Do you know that men would kill
00:19:16to have a wife that beautiful?
00:19:17More beautiful than the models on TV.
00:19:20But you, you, what is wrong with you?
00:19:23You disappeared for three years
00:19:25and left her here,
00:19:26wasting the best years of her life.
00:19:28Is that enough?
00:19:28No, I gave you my blessing
00:19:31because I saw how your sister
00:19:32ran the family company.
00:19:34I thought, now there is a family
00:19:35I could respect,
00:19:36I could trust.
00:19:37Good match for our Lottie.
00:19:39Then Eleanor killed herself,
00:19:40and you got the bright idea
00:19:42to run off and join the army.
00:19:44And now you show up three years later
00:19:46with nothing, nothing.
00:19:49You can't even avenge your dead sister.
00:19:53So I want you to ask yourself,
00:19:54do you really feel like you deserve Lottie?
00:19:57Arthur, enough!
00:19:58No.
00:19:59Welcome back to the real world, Harrison.
00:20:01I don't make the rules.
00:20:04I want Lottie to divorce you immediately.
00:20:07Ted, stop!
00:20:11Fine.
00:20:13For Lottie,
00:20:14I will give you one chance.
00:20:16You have six months,
00:20:18and that's all you get.
00:20:19If you can land yourself
00:20:21a respectable position somewhere,
00:20:24or make yourself a million dollars
00:20:25on your own,
00:20:26you can still show your face
00:20:28in my house.
00:20:29Otherwise,
00:20:30Lottie's going to divorce you.
00:20:31Understood?
00:20:34Now, Lottie, since you're here,
00:20:36why don't you join us
00:20:36for a dinner we're hosting?
00:20:38It's a family affair.
00:20:40Why tonight?
00:20:42Well, we've just been informed
00:20:43that there's a new director
00:20:44of the FBI,
00:20:45and the guys are coming over
00:20:46to discuss the swearing-in ceremony.
00:20:49We think there might be
00:20:50an opportunity to meet
00:20:51some of the major players.
00:20:56Leave the stakes alone.
00:21:03You know,
00:21:03what my dad said was
00:21:04a lot, but
00:21:07I mean,
00:21:07he's not wrong about us.
00:21:09Besides,
00:21:11it's not like there's still
00:21:12much of an us
00:21:13anymore anyway.
00:21:16Look,
00:21:17the truth is,
00:21:19I did get assigned a job
00:21:20when I was discharged.
00:21:22A job assignment?
00:21:24Harrison,
00:21:25not this again,
00:21:26please.
00:21:26Can we just,
00:21:28in six months,
00:21:29can you just find
00:21:30something respectable?
00:21:31A measly million?
00:21:34Besides,
00:21:34you don't even own
00:21:35a decent suit.
00:21:37No,
00:21:37you don't understand.
00:21:38The job,
00:21:39it's better than you think.
00:21:41Trust me.
00:21:42Trust you?
00:21:43Harrison,
00:21:44look at yourself.
00:21:45You don't even own anything
00:21:46besides the clothes
00:21:47on your own back.
00:21:48I mean,
00:21:49what would you be able
00:21:50to provide?
00:21:52Harrison,
00:21:53I need someone
00:21:53who can handle
00:21:54real life.
00:21:55Someone who has
00:21:56his feet on the ground.
00:21:58Talk is cheap,
00:21:59you know?
00:22:02Steaks are done.
00:22:16So he says,
00:22:17ribbiting.
00:22:17Ribbiting.
00:22:20That's a problem.
00:22:23So, Arthur,
00:22:24who is this?
00:22:25New help?
00:22:29No, Uncle Doug.
00:22:30That's Harrison.
00:22:33Harrison?
00:22:35Wadi's husband?
00:22:35I've heard about you.
00:22:39Prodigal son
00:22:40returns.
00:22:42Oof.
00:22:43Military life
00:22:44must be exhausting.
00:22:46But I guess
00:22:46you're not worried,
00:22:47right?
00:22:48Thanks to
00:22:49E.T. Technologies.
00:22:55Sweetheart,
00:22:56let's...
00:22:56Don't talk like that.
00:22:58We know that
00:22:58E.T. Technology
00:22:59belongs to
00:23:00Mr. Bankston.
00:23:01You don't want
00:23:02to embarrass
00:23:03our boy Harrison here.
00:23:04Or do we?
00:23:05Oh, dear.
00:23:07How could I forget?
00:23:10It's okay, Harrison.
00:23:12Even though
00:23:12you fucked up
00:23:13and lost your company,
00:23:16Uncle Doug's
00:23:17got your back.
00:23:21You're not gonna starve.
00:23:22You could work for me.
00:23:25I was a...
00:23:28janitor.
00:23:31How's that sound?
00:23:33That's a...
00:23:34Easy job.
00:23:35You can handle that.
00:23:37All right, Dougie.
00:23:38Let's just, uh...
00:23:40Let's just lay off, huh?
00:23:41He's family.
00:23:42Let's not cross the line.
00:23:44Crash the line.
00:23:47Oh, that must be Robert.
00:23:57You know, our son
00:23:59was in the Army, too.
00:24:01And the FBI
00:24:02recruited him
00:24:03as soon as he was
00:24:03discharged.
00:24:05That's right.
00:24:08You see,
00:24:08it's possible
00:24:09to have a successful
00:24:10career after the Army
00:24:11after all.
00:24:13Sorry, everyone.
00:24:14I had to work late
00:24:15at the Bureau.
00:24:16You know how it is.
00:24:16Come sit next
00:24:17to Mommy.
00:24:19Harrison,
00:24:21would you mind?
00:24:30Yeah, Harrison,
00:24:31why don't you,
00:24:31why don't you go
00:24:31grab that chair,
00:24:33all right?
00:24:33Let Robert sit down
00:24:34and rest his,
00:24:35rest his legs.
00:24:43Atta boy.
00:24:52I don't know if you're
00:24:52going to sit there
00:24:53and just take it.
00:24:54Don't you have
00:24:55any dignity?
00:24:56Lonnie,
00:24:56it's not worth it.
00:24:57Not worth it?
00:24:59My family and I
00:25:00aren't worth
00:25:01standing up for?
00:25:03Harrison,
00:25:04if you were really
00:25:05someone important,
00:25:06do you really think
00:25:06my family and I
00:25:07would be the laughing
00:25:08stock because of you?
00:25:10You know,
00:25:12it would have been
00:25:12a lot better
00:25:13if you had never
00:25:14come back.
00:25:17I made my peace
00:25:18with it
00:25:18three years ago.
00:25:22Losing you?
00:25:23That,
00:25:23that was easier
00:25:24than having some
00:25:25coward for a husband.
00:25:29Those three years,
00:25:30I waited for you
00:25:32like an idiot.
00:25:34I kept telling myself,
00:25:35you know what?
00:25:36Maybe Harrison has
00:25:37a really good reason
00:25:38for all this.
00:25:39Maybe one day
00:25:40this will all
00:25:41finally make some sense.
00:25:43And what do I end up with?
00:25:45A delusional coward.
00:25:49Lonnie,
00:25:50listen to me.
00:25:51I have something
00:25:52important to tell you,
00:25:53okay?
00:25:54earlier when your father
00:25:55was talking about
00:25:56the new director
00:25:56of the FBI.
00:25:59That's me.
00:26:03The director
00:26:04of the FBI.
00:26:06Huh?
00:26:08Harrison,
00:26:09that guy
00:26:09runs the entire
00:26:10bureau.
00:26:12He's not some
00:26:12washed up soldier
00:26:14who can't even
00:26:14get his life together.
00:26:16Lonnie,
00:26:17I'm telling you
00:26:17the truth.
00:26:18The president
00:26:19himself appointed me.
00:26:20But stop!
00:26:22Okay,
00:26:23enough!
00:26:25You're beyond.
00:26:26You disgust me.
00:26:28They're gonna be
00:26:29here any minute.
00:26:30Who?
00:26:31Your underlings?
00:26:33You could call
00:26:34them that.
00:26:35They're coming
00:26:35to bring me
00:26:36the invitation
00:26:36to my swearing-in.
00:26:38I can't believe this.
00:26:40I really thought
00:26:42that you would
00:26:42come around
00:26:43and come to your senses.
00:26:46You're such an idiot.
00:26:49We're done here.
00:26:55You're in the FBI now.
00:26:58What can you tell us
00:26:59about this new
00:26:59director of yours?
00:27:01What's he like?
00:27:02How can we prepare
00:27:03for the reception?
00:27:05Uncle Art,
00:27:05I honestly couldn't
00:27:06tell you.
00:27:07He's a complete mystery.
00:27:08Nobody knows anything
00:27:09about him.
00:27:10The only thing I know
00:27:11is that he's retired
00:27:12from the Special Forces.
00:27:14A very intense
00:27:16and unpredictable man.
00:27:18Unpredictable, huh?
00:27:20Damn.
00:27:21I wanted to get him
00:27:22a nice gift.
00:27:23Don't worry, Uncle Art.
00:27:24I'll do some digging
00:27:25and get that intel
00:27:26for you.
00:27:28I wouldn't worry
00:27:29about getting him
00:27:29a gift.
00:27:33What do you know
00:27:34about the Bureau?
00:27:35Just a suggestion.
00:27:37A suggestion?
00:27:40Soldier Boy,
00:27:41are you even invited
00:27:43to the...
00:27:43Yes,
00:27:44I am.
00:27:46Well,
00:27:48where's your invitation?
00:27:49I don't know
00:27:49if you're aware,
00:27:50but this is a very
00:27:51exclusive event.
00:27:52You can't even get past
00:27:53security without an invitation.
00:27:56Well,
00:27:56I don't have them yet,
00:27:58but they should be here soon.
00:28:02They should be delivered
00:28:04pretty soon.
00:28:09How'd you guys hear that?
00:28:11Harrison,
00:28:12my guy,
00:28:13you get one too many
00:28:13concussions
00:28:14while you're on tour?
00:28:16Yikes.
00:28:16Oh,
00:28:16that's just unfortunate.
00:28:19Yeah,
00:28:19come on, Harrison.
00:28:20You don't know
00:28:20what you're talking about.
00:28:27Look at this.
00:28:29You guys are here,
00:28:30Robert.
00:28:47By joint order
00:28:49of the White House
00:28:49and FBI headquarters,
00:28:51I've been directed
00:28:52to offer you
00:28:53an exclusive invitation
00:28:54to the inaugural reception
00:29:01of the newly appointed
00:29:02director
00:29:03of the Federal Bureau
00:29:04of Investigation.
00:29:13You see the right.
00:29:20Thank you for your service,
00:29:21sir.
00:29:30Still think I was lying?
00:29:33Harrison,
00:29:33this was for you?
00:29:36Give me that.
00:29:44No fucking way.
00:29:46Those soldier boys
00:29:47really fucked this up.
00:29:49Look at you.
00:29:50This invitation's not for you,
00:29:52it's for my son, Robert.
00:29:54Right, buddy.
00:29:56So why don't you watch
00:29:58the ceremony tomorrow
00:29:59on TV
00:30:00like the civilian you are?
00:30:04Thank you for making
00:30:05this special delivery
00:30:06for my son, Harrison.
00:30:09Let's have a nice photo
00:30:10to commemorate
00:30:11the memorable occasion.
00:30:19Say cheese.
00:30:34And if I were you,
00:30:36I wouldn't be putting
00:30:37my hands on things
00:30:38that don't belong to me.
00:30:39I doubt any of you
00:30:40will be getting
00:30:40into the reception tomorrow.
00:30:51fucking clown.
00:30:52I got the invitation now,
00:30:54so you listen up.
00:30:55Looks like you clearly
00:30:56washed those fatigues
00:30:57into rags.
00:31:00So I got an idea.
00:31:02Why don't you take those rags
00:31:03to clean my shoes?
00:31:10Oh, God.
00:31:12Then maybe I'll get you
00:31:13a little invitation
00:31:15to that party.
00:31:18Douglas, that's enough.
00:31:19That's not enough, Arthur.
00:31:23Motherfucker.
00:31:23Stole from my son.
00:31:25He pretended to be Robert,
00:31:26for God's sake,
00:31:27so shut the fuck up.
00:31:28That's enough from you.
00:31:29That's not enough.
00:31:33What do you have to
00:31:33save yourself now,
00:31:34soldier boy?
00:31:38Apparently,
00:31:39I have no choice
00:31:40but to rescind
00:31:41the invitations
00:31:42for all three of you.
00:31:49Oh, God.
00:31:51Rescind?
00:31:53Those are some big words
00:31:54from a big boy.
00:31:57So what are you
00:31:57going to do now?
00:31:58You're going to pull out
00:31:59that shitty little phone,
00:32:00call those shitty
00:32:01lackeys of yours,
00:32:02and take our names
00:32:04off that shitty guest list?
00:32:08Yes.
00:32:11Yes.
00:32:13Yes.
00:32:26Put Douglas Lee,
00:32:28Martha Lee,
00:32:29and Robert Lee
00:32:31from the guest list.
00:32:38Oh.
00:32:40Oh.
00:32:47You're going to have
00:32:48to get that head
00:32:48of yours checked
00:32:49sometime soon, boy.
00:32:51Yeah, you know,
00:32:53no wonder you didn't
00:32:54get any further
00:32:54in three years
00:32:56in the army.
00:32:57He's fucked
00:32:57in the head.
00:33:01How the hell
00:33:02did you not get
00:33:02yourself killed
00:33:03out there
00:33:04with those instincts?
00:33:09Go on.
00:33:10Laugh.
00:33:12That's enough.
00:33:14Let's go.
00:33:15Laugh.
00:33:16Don't go.
00:33:17Come have a drink
00:33:17with Uncle Doug.
00:33:18Oh, our fallen
00:33:20soldiers.
00:33:27Well, this backyard's
00:33:29getting a little bit
00:33:29too crowded, honey.
00:33:30Let's get out of here.
00:33:32It certainly is.
00:33:32Let's go.
00:33:38They already
00:33:39don't respect you,
00:33:40Harrison.
00:33:40Why would you
00:33:41embarrass yourself
00:33:42like that?
00:33:42I wouldn't call it
00:33:43embarrassing myself.
00:33:45What's mine is mine.
00:33:46They can try,
00:33:46but they can't
00:33:47take it from me.
00:33:48Oh, my God.
00:33:49You're unbelievable.
00:33:57My three years
00:33:58in the army
00:33:59was long and depressing.
00:34:05You know what I used
00:34:06to do to entertain
00:34:06myself?
00:34:08What?
00:34:11Go to the circus.
00:34:13Made me feel good
00:34:14to see something
00:34:15ridiculous and absurd.
00:34:18So, you're saying
00:34:19Uncle Doug and Robert
00:34:20are what?
00:34:22Clowns?
00:34:23Yes.
00:34:23Exactly, Lottie.
00:34:25And in two days' time,
00:34:26I'm going to show you
00:34:27the best circus act
00:34:27in town.
00:34:39A watch?
00:34:40A tie?
00:34:41A gift card?
00:34:42No.
00:34:43It's so hard
00:34:45to figure out
00:34:45what the new director
00:34:46would want.
00:34:56Harrison,
00:34:57I don't like
00:34:58what you did today.
00:35:00Six months, Harrison.
00:35:02You better start
00:35:03acting right.
00:35:04If you embarrass
00:35:05Lottie again,
00:35:05I will make sure
00:35:06she divorces you.
00:35:07I don't need six months.
00:35:09In three days' time,
00:35:10you'll see that
00:35:11you were wrong
00:35:11about me.
00:35:17Harrison,
00:35:18just shut it!
00:35:22Arthur,
00:35:23have you lost
00:35:23your mind?
00:35:24You almost hurt Lottie.
00:35:26Sorry for me.
00:35:27I'm sorry.
00:35:28It's him.
00:35:29It's him.
00:35:30It's because of him.
00:35:31It made me lose
00:35:32my temper here.
00:35:33You see, Harrison?
00:35:34See the mess you've made?
00:35:36I'm sorry, Lottie.
00:35:37I can't forgive myself
00:35:38for leaving alone
00:35:39all those years.
00:35:40I really can't forgive
00:35:41myself for leaving
00:35:42Ellie.
00:35:44If I'd only come back
00:35:45sooner,
00:35:46she'd...
00:35:48she'd still be here.
00:35:51And you wouldn't have
00:35:52had to go through
00:35:52all that on your own.
00:35:54Lottie,
00:35:55I promise you
00:35:56I'm not going to
00:35:57let you suffer anymore.
00:35:59I swear on my life.
00:36:03Well, that's very nice,
00:36:04Harrison.
00:36:05But Lottie's going to
00:36:06need a lot more
00:36:07than just some
00:36:07empty words.
00:36:10Sorry, Harrison.
00:36:12I don't trust you
00:36:12anymore.
00:36:17Dad, did you, um,
00:36:18figure out a gift idea
00:36:19for the new director
00:36:20of the FBI?
00:36:23No, we haven't.
00:36:24We just don't know
00:36:25anything about his background,
00:36:28his likes or dislikes.
00:36:29We get him a cheap gift,
00:36:32we look disingenuous.
00:36:33If we spend too much,
00:36:34we'll look excessive
00:36:36or opportunistic.
00:36:37perhaps I can help.
00:36:48Please, Harrison,
00:36:49now is not the time
00:36:50for one of your jokes.
00:36:52Well, gosh,
00:36:53it is so hard
00:36:54to figure out
00:36:55what to get
00:36:55for someone like that,
00:36:56especially a new director
00:36:57no one knows anything about.
00:37:00All right, Harrison,
00:37:01what did you have in mind?
00:37:02All right,
00:37:03but if it's going to be
00:37:03something ridiculous,
00:37:05then don't even bother.
00:37:08Well, I don't think
00:37:09it matters how expensive
00:37:10or cheap the gift is.
00:37:13It's the thought that matters.
00:37:17What does that even mean?
00:37:19How are we supposed
00:37:20to gift someone the thought?
00:37:26Well, we know
00:37:27the new director
00:37:28was a member
00:37:29of the Special Forces.
00:37:31For a true soldier,
00:37:32luxury items like cars,
00:37:34watches, whatever,
00:37:35don't really mean much.
00:37:37So what would mean
00:37:38something to a man like that?
00:37:47Oh, God.
00:37:50Out there on the front lines,
00:37:51provisions are tight.
00:37:53Even a sip of liquor
00:37:54can feel like a luxury
00:37:55for a soldier.
00:37:57Especially
00:37:58whiskey.
00:38:00And that's what a soldier
00:38:01truly loves and craves.
00:38:04No, absolutely not.
00:38:07He's not a grunt
00:38:08desperate for cheap liquor.
00:38:10He's a man of status.
00:38:13In the trenches,
00:38:15everyone's the same.
00:38:16You can all sleep
00:38:16in the same
00:38:17cramped quarters,
00:38:18eat the same shitty rations,
00:38:20drink the same liquor.
00:38:22Status
00:38:23doesn't mean anything.
00:38:26Well, that does make sense.
00:38:27What is even the point
00:38:29of all of this?
00:38:29We haven't even
00:38:30received any invites.
00:38:33Well,
00:38:35four invitations
00:38:35are going to be delivered
00:38:36for us tomorrow, Maggie.
00:38:38We can all go together.
00:38:42What are you talking about?
00:38:44You think these invites
00:38:46are going to magically appear
00:38:48just because you say so?
00:38:50Yes.
00:38:51We will get in.
00:38:52And if we don't,
00:38:54you can hand me
00:38:54the divorce papers
00:38:55on the spot.
00:38:57What?
00:38:58Harrison,
00:38:59you can't just say
00:38:59something like that.
00:39:01Maggie,
00:39:01don't worry.
00:39:02Trust me.
00:39:06Do you really mean it,
00:39:07Harrison?
00:39:08Yes.
00:39:09We're going to be okay.
00:39:15All right?
00:39:18Remember what you said,
00:39:20Harrison.
00:39:27If you fuck up,
00:39:28you'll never see Lottie again.
00:39:50Let's not be late, sir.
00:39:52It's your swearing-in ceremony.
00:39:56Change of plans, Marina.
00:39:58I want you to go
00:39:59to the reception
00:39:59in my place.
00:40:01Sir,
00:40:01now is not a time for jokes.
00:40:03I couldn't possibly do that.
00:40:08You're disobeying
00:40:09orders, soldier.
00:40:12No, sir.
00:40:13Good.
00:40:15Also,
00:40:15I need you to get me
00:40:16four tickets
00:40:16to the reception tonight.
00:40:18I'm going to bring
00:40:18the missus and the in-laws
00:40:19for a little show.
00:40:22Sir,
00:40:24pardon me for asking.
00:40:25I'm really trying
00:40:26to understand.
00:40:27You're the new director
00:40:28of the FBI,
00:40:29and you want me
00:40:30to attend in your place
00:40:32and give you invites?
00:40:34Marina,
00:40:35do you remember
00:40:35what I said to you
00:40:36about cats hunting mice?
00:40:38It's about enjoying
00:40:40the process.
00:40:41Understood, sir.
00:40:49I'll be right back.
00:41:12Harrison, are you sure about this?
00:41:15Oh, it's security.
00:41:16I'm sure it'll be fine.
00:41:18Trust me.
00:41:23I hope you know what you're talking about this time.
00:41:25If you embarrass us again, you're gonna regret it.
00:41:28Arthur, I would never joke about something like this.
00:41:32Not when it goes to Lottie.
00:41:44Look who it is!
00:41:56Isn't that our soldier boy who had a whole speech about rescinding our invitations?
00:42:08Let me guess.
00:42:10Trying to sneak in without invites for the free dinner?
00:42:17Couldn't even find a cheap suit to try to blend in with the creme de la creme.
00:42:26I'm sorry.
00:42:27I'm gonna have to ask the three of you to vacate the premises immediately.
00:42:30Your names are on the do not admit list.
00:42:38That's gotta be a mistake. Check the list again.
00:42:41If I were you, I'd check that list again, young man.
00:42:45Trust me. You don't wanna piss us off.
00:42:47I'm sorry. Was that a threat, ma'am?
00:42:50Hold up. I'm a special agent in charge at the bureau.
00:42:53Let us in immediately.
00:42:55That's in order.
00:42:59Back up.
00:43:03No one on the do not admit list is being let in. This is your last warning.
00:43:13Pardon us. We're late for the party. Would you mind stepping aside?
00:43:19Step aside, asshole. We're just clearing something up here. A little mix up.
00:43:25Mix up? I don't think so. I told you, your invites were rescinded.
00:43:31Harrison did say he is rescinding their invites. And now they're on the do not admit.
00:43:36Maybe it's just a coincidence? Or he really has something we don't know about.
00:43:41You hate these fuckers who screw with us?
00:44:02Well, that was inconvenient.
00:44:12How the fuck are you gonna get in without any invites?
00:44:15Get off on humiliation? Is that it?
00:44:27How is this possible? Where did you get these?
00:44:30Well, this is an exclusive event, and we were invited. Is that clear enough for you?
00:44:34So what if you have these? The new director's not gonna be pleased when he sees you in there.
00:44:39Yeah. Even if you could walk in there, you'll just be a fly on the wall.
00:44:44Well, I'll tell you what. I'll take some new pictures with the director when I get in there.
00:44:48And I'll send them to you. Until then, why don't you go home and watch it on TV.
00:45:03Harrison actually got the invitations? Was he telling the truth all along?
00:45:13Francis Reiser.
00:45:22First of all, right?
00:45:24Get out of my way.
00:45:26Mr. Bankston.
00:45:28Douglas Lee. My son, Robert. He's a special agent in charge.
00:45:35Yeah. I know you.
00:45:37Dead Eleanor's dead weight family.
00:45:41What are you all doing out here?
00:45:43Oh, Mr. Bankston. He won't let us in. It's that Harrison. He messed with our invites. I think he bribed
00:45:50those agents.
00:45:51That's right, sir. Please, you have to help us. We can't let that asshole think he won. Can we go
00:45:56in with you?
00:45:59Why not? I've got some scores to settle with Harrison, too.
00:46:02Good.
00:46:21Well, maybe you're not as bad as I thought.
00:46:24This is only the beginning.
00:46:30In two days, they'll pay for what they did.
00:46:34And you'll understand everything.
00:46:39Well, Harrison, I'm impressed.
00:46:41You got us the invites and didn't embarrass us at the door.
00:46:44Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
00:46:48Oh, Arthur. Give the boy some credit.
00:46:54I'm not as bad as you think, sir.
00:46:58There you are, you asshole.
00:47:00I don't know how you got those invites, but you don't belong here.
00:47:05Aren't these the hooligans that were turned away by security?
00:47:09Piece of shit.
00:47:12You really think you could keep us from coming in here?
00:47:14After you paid off those fucking agents?
00:47:17And have Carter banked on himself.
00:47:20The CEO of ET Technology personally brought us in here with him.
00:47:24You don't stand a chance, asshole.
00:47:27That's right, asshole.
00:47:28It doesn't matter if you had those invites or not.
00:47:30If the new director doesn't give a shit that you're here.
00:47:43Carter, seems like you've broken the rules here.
00:47:47So, what are you gonna do?
00:47:50Scare me with your toy grenade again?
00:48:02You know, I've got quite the gift with the new FBI director tonight.
00:48:08So, as soon as I get him on my side, I'm gonna make sure you end up exactly like...
00:48:16...Ella.
00:48:19What?
00:48:30You have two days.
00:48:35Two days? What the fuck?
00:48:37You'll be lucky if you walk out of this place alive.
00:48:40Sir, he's a... he's nobody.
00:48:43But, let's go. Convince Stark.
00:48:45Yeah, he's nothing.
00:48:46Let's go congratulate the new director.
00:48:49You'll never be one of us.
00:48:51That's just how it is.
00:48:55Enjoy your last ever party, asshole.
00:49:03Harrison, what if Carter wins over the director with his extravagant gifts?
00:49:08Once Carter gets in his pocket, I...
00:49:11I worry they'll come after you.
00:49:15What are you gonna do, Harrison?
00:49:20I am gonna sit back...
00:49:22...and enjoy the show.
00:49:29Ladies and gentlemen, please join me in welcoming the new director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation.
00:49:35...
00:49:41...
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00:49:42...
00:49:45...
00:49:52Allow me to introduce myself.
00:49:54Good evening, everyone.
00:49:56My name is Marina Miller, and it is my honor to be sworn in as the new director of the
00:50:02Federal Bureau of Investigation tonight.
00:50:05...
00:50:12Hey, didn't you say you were the new director?
00:50:15Who is she?
00:50:16She's like, uh...
00:50:18...my understudy.
00:50:19That is not funny.
00:50:23Harrison...
00:50:24...
00:50:25...don't need the director to hear your nonsense.
00:50:45Actually, I am not the new director of the FBI.
00:50:51I just work for him.
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