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Ace! The Golf King's Reconquest EP
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00:00:05Every golfer knows this model.
00:00:07Ball in the water, career on the line.
00:00:10But not a single player in history has ever pulled it off.
00:00:17Oh shit!
00:00:41Holy! I can take that back.
00:00:44Bobby Woods has just made history with that shot heard around the world.
00:00:48Lion once again defended his title as the greatest of all time.
00:00:52Congratulations, my friend. Winning three Grand Slams in a row?
00:00:55You truly are the undeniable king of golf!
00:01:01How about a drink with your old buddy?
00:01:03Gabe, Claire's about to go into labor. I have to get to the hospital.
00:01:06Mr. Woods, the doctor just called. Your wife is in critical condition.
00:01:11Ambientic fluid embolism. Her blood pressure's dropping. I'm so sorry.
00:01:16I gotta go. Excuse me. I gotta go. Excuse me.
00:01:25I'm sorry. We saved your daughter. But your wife. There's nothing more we can do.
00:01:32Claire, my wife. Yes.
00:01:36No, come on.
00:01:38What do you mean there's nothing you can do?
00:01:40Your wife wanted me to give this to you.
00:01:50To my champ, I'm so proud to be your wife and the mother of our new baby girl.
00:01:57No matter what happens, we'll always love you.
00:02:00Win or lose, this is the happiest day of my life.
00:02:04Now go get him, Lion. I'll see you after the game.
00:02:19I am so sorry, Claire. I wasn't there for you.
00:02:23I was chasing trophies and wins and I should have been by your side.
00:02:27I promise. I will not do the same thing to our daughter.
00:02:40Hey. Tell everyone I'm retired.
00:02:44Are you sure? If you breach the contract, you'll pay huge penalties.
00:02:50Lion, you'll go broke.
00:03:08Nice shot. Bet you could give that old king of the golf line a run for his money.
00:03:13We look just like the pros.
00:03:15Hey, buddy. Go fetch my ball.
00:03:18Sorry, but I'm not your caddy.
00:03:27There you go.
00:03:29Now I'm paying you.
00:03:30Your job is whatever I say it is.
00:03:33You can tell you're tight for cash, so be a good little doggy and go fetch that ball.
00:03:39That's enough!
00:03:51Mr. Smith, I've warned you repeatedly. This type of behavior is not tolerated at my golf club.
00:03:57Come on, Mia. Everyone knows this homeless bum you took in out of pity.
00:04:03You're really going to risk offending us for this nobody?
00:04:13Let me handle it.
00:04:18See? Even the help knows its place.
00:04:20You've got to trash. Do anything for a buck.
00:04:22Hey, you want to see if you'll bark like a dog?
00:04:24I bet he will.
00:04:25I bet he will.
00:04:42Your form is sloppy.
00:04:44Cowering in fear is a better look for you two.
00:04:50Throw them out.
00:04:54Hey, don't touch me! Hey!
00:04:58Did you just manage to hit the ball back here with a flagpole?
00:05:04Yeah.
00:05:05I could have done better.
00:05:07I was aiming for their heads.
00:05:09He managed a perfect shot with a flagpole.
00:05:12Only someone like Lion could do that.
00:05:14Bobby, would you be interested in representing our golf club at the U.S. Open?
00:05:20Miss Mia, I want to thank you for everything that you've done for my daughter and I.
00:05:23I'm sorry.
00:05:25I don't play golf.
00:05:27I collect balls and clean the grounds.
00:05:30I see real talent in you.
00:05:32Don't waste it.
00:05:34It's just a lucky shot.
00:05:51Hey, Bobby.
00:05:53Thought about what I said last time.
00:05:55You know, making a comeback.
00:05:57I'm sorry, Gabe.
00:05:59I already told you my answer.
00:06:01I want to stay by Eleanor's side and watch her grow up.
00:06:12Gabriel, I already told you.
00:06:14I'm not changing my answer.
00:06:15Mr. Woods, I'm your daughter's art teacher.
00:06:17You need to come to the school now.
00:06:29What happened, sweetheart?
00:06:35Did you hit my daughter?
00:06:37Hey!
00:06:42You talk to me, not my daughter.
00:06:46Oh, God.
00:06:47It's the loser groundskeeper from earlier.
00:06:50What a small world.
00:06:52My daddy is not a loser.
00:06:54He so is, he even looks like a bum.
00:06:57That's enough. Settle down, girls.
00:06:59Mr. Woods, a spot has opened up at the prestigious arts academy for gifted young children.
00:07:06Eleanor got a spot because of her exceptional art skills.
00:07:10But-
00:07:11But you're too poor.
00:07:12Only my daddy can afford it.
00:07:14Yeah.
00:07:15Guess what?
00:07:16Tuition, 70k a year.
00:07:19And obviously, you cannot afford that.
00:07:23So just go ahead, give the spot to my daughter instead.
00:07:28Daddy is 70 grand a lot.
00:07:33I don't need it.
00:07:36I don't want to go, Daddy.
00:07:38I promised Claire that I would always take care of our daughter.
00:07:41But now I am such a bad father.
00:07:46This kid is obviously a bully.
00:07:49And she hit Eleanor because she was jealous she had her spot.
00:07:51And you let it happen.
00:07:53Hey, kids will fight.
00:07:55I can't stop that.
00:07:57Then you suspend her.
00:07:59I-
00:08:00Hey.
00:08:11Look, you piece of trash.
00:08:13There is 10k.
00:08:15Forget about art school.
00:08:17Art and golf, the finer things in life, are for the wealthy.
00:08:22It's not my fault.
00:08:24You are not man enough to give your little daughter what she wants in life.
00:08:31Come on, Angel. Get your stuff. Let's go.
00:08:36See? I told you so.
00:08:38Wait. Mr. Smith, about that donation.
00:08:41Mr. Woods, if the Art Institute doesn't receive the deposit by next week,
00:08:46I'll be forced to give the spot to Rosa.
00:08:49I'm sorry.
00:08:56Does that hurt, sweetheart?
00:08:57No. I'm sorry, Daddy.
00:09:00I'll give my spot to Rosa.
00:09:02I'll be a good kid.
00:09:04I don't want to cause you any trouble.
00:09:07No, sweetie. I'm sorry.
00:09:10And don't worry.
00:09:11Your daddy's not going to let that brat take your spot.
00:09:20I've buried the man I used to be.
00:09:22But now my daughter needs him.
00:09:24It's time to bring the lion back.
00:09:41Gabriel.
00:09:43Get my clubs.
00:09:45I'm back.
00:10:08I'm back.
00:10:11I'm back.
00:10:12I'm back.
00:10:17I'm back.
00:10:24kane i would have jake is young and talented maybe he'll beat kane it's a shame the legendary
00:10:31golfer lion retired at the peak of his career if he was still here kane wouldn't be getting
00:10:36away with any of this are we still daydreaming about lion again didn't you want to marry him too
00:10:43what shut up two yards
00:10:49what
00:10:55what do you mean two yards his grip's weak ball's gonna fade two yards to the right
00:11:02shut up dude you're just a homeless loser that mia took in why don't you quit playing coach
00:11:07and get back to your real job i mean look have you ever even held a golf club ignore him
00:11:11okay
00:11:11jake's always been a straight shooter he set that marker 10 out of 10 times easy you guys really
00:11:18don't see this i guess that makes sense this game takes years of practice to understand
00:11:25well tell me what do you see
00:11:35two point one three yards to be exact and he needs to finish his rotation if he doesn't
00:11:40he could get injured jake is a pro golfer he just got his pga tour card this year what
00:11:46what do you know how about you go and go focus on pulling up weights or something
00:11:50you're sneaking up the place with your
00:11:58hey it's free advice take it or leave it
00:12:00but we can't even think about qualifiers because soon he won't be able to hold a club
00:12:19two point one three yards to be exact
00:12:28so
00:12:29jake what's wrong with your wrist nothing what's up with you guys so distracted i hooked it right
00:12:34yeah mr know-it-all here wouldn't stop yapping and talking that shit
00:12:37this oh my god come on man jake you keep putting pressure on this wrist you're going to hurt
00:12:46yourself man let go there's a useless groundskeeper you know valuable my hand is bobby's prediction was
00:12:53down to the inch i was right he's more talented than he seems jake our golf club depends on you
00:13:00please get your wrist checked it'll just take a moment oh mia you're not actually listening to
00:13:05this guy right this guy's a rookie or he could be a freaking spy from the golden hills i bet
00:13:10he's
00:13:11here to throw jake off right before quals no no i believe him and he makes a good point
00:13:17he's more than just a groundskeeper seriously he's just a charity case handyman who's leeching off our club
00:13:25yeah he's a guy pretty full of himself a guy who's never swung a golf club
00:13:29i've been golfing since before you were born
00:13:44who's this asshole tyler carter younger brother of kane carter you know most recent world champion
00:13:51and he's paired up with jake next week
00:13:58it's all in the race baby
00:14:04ready
00:14:08it's always here to start shit yeah got it oh good job baby oh my gosh
00:14:16look who it is
00:14:20your little shitty golf club's about to go bankrupt why don't you turn it into a strip club maybe you'll
00:14:26finally break even you're not welcome here leave oh is this your little wimp of a brother that's the
00:14:35best august god nowadays you watch your mouth how about that me uh dreaming of trophies when your best bet's
00:14:43this useless amateur it's time to wake up sweetie
00:14:51look we both know you're not gonna win it's just not possible let me throw you a lifeline you sign
00:14:58over
00:14:58august to me and i'll give you a fat payout we can all go home happy all you got to
00:15:05do is sign the deal
00:15:06it's all yours baby never august golf club is my mother's life's work my brother and i will never
00:15:16let it fall into your hands okay option two you put this on you show me a good time tonight
00:15:24i'll cut
00:15:25you a good deal fuck you man fuck you you and me let's go at it sudden death match lose
00:15:32your back side
00:15:33qualsamero so the puppy's not a whim he's an idiot fine but you better not be all bark you better
00:15:46have
00:15:46some bite to you boy look you're going to lose jake fuck off man stop acting like you're hot
00:16:00shit you need to go mow the lawn or something he's provoked you okay you're too emotional now
00:16:04and you haven't fixed your swing yet you won't win shut up you are a useless groundskeeper you
00:16:10don't tell me what to do looks like tyler wants a sudden death match on the first hole
00:16:26you see that 302 yards mid fairway and you can never hit a shot like that in your life kid
00:16:34show
00:16:36jake that stance it's too low that ball is going off course what did you just say i said his
00:16:46ball
00:16:46is going in the rough yeah will you quit the yapping you got a lot of nerve coming in here
00:16:49acting
00:16:50like you're professional or something i'm going to swing here okay don't backseat it
00:17:05hopeless what an idiot oh my gosh
00:17:10oh my gosh 2 13 in the rough oh my god my granny could swing harder than that dude
00:17:31if he keeps swinging like this he's not going to win time for a little help
00:17:39well gramps the fuck you doing with that rock you better not mess with jake
00:17:43this is serious okay guys whatever he has planned i believe him okay
00:18:02holy
00:18:03holy shit
00:18:05let's go that stone just helped jake make the perfect swing nah that must have been a coincidence
00:18:10a rock can't change the club angle yeah if it wasn't for him causing trouble earlier jake would have
00:18:15made it on the green by now don't get ahead of yourself remember fortune favors the bowl
00:18:32guys jake's ahead with that perfect lie we might just win this thing come on jake you gotta pull
00:18:41go through thanks doll
00:18:48ready or not here i come oh hey
00:18:56should have been looking out kiddo oh my god he was standing right here you knew that you did that
00:19:02on
00:19:02purpose it's against the rules i thought we were playing a friendly match doing this casual there's
00:19:08no need for rules i hope you learned your lesson bud there's only one golden rule in golf
00:19:14wherever the golden hill club says goes
00:19:21a torn ligament must have been strained for a long time everything bobby said came true
00:19:28who is he really okay you can't play like this i'm gonna take you to the hospital no
00:19:33i can't keep going i'm not backing out of the quals
00:19:40august golf club it's the last thing mom left us i'm not letting this bastard take it
00:19:48it's not too late to tap out sweetie if i find you in my bed tonight naked i might let
00:19:54you keep your club
00:19:55the fuck did you say watch this bitch
00:20:02is that the best you got i'll show you what it's like to be crushed by a real pro
00:20:17jake's already three strokes in he needs to put the ball in the hole to win but his wrist will
00:20:21you stop
00:20:23as long as i can swing i'm not giving up no jake you can hurt your wrist for life
00:20:31you're still powering through why don't i help you with that
00:20:38that's enough
00:20:44i'll take it from here
00:20:48will you back off this is a gentleman's sport go mow the lawn you cretin
00:20:53jake that's enough step down if you keep playing you might never play again let bobby take over
00:21:02are you serious right now mia you're gonna send your little gardener after me
00:21:09why are you afraid you're going to lose to the gardener
00:21:14you got some balls i bet that's the most expensive thing you've ever held in your life
00:21:19you better not let it get to your head
00:21:25this is my last chance to repay mia for helping my daughter and i
00:21:36this is the most prestigious golf club in america and you think we'd hire some homeless loser just
00:21:44look at yourself covered in filth carrying around a burden you're not even qualified to be a caddy
00:21:54excuse me sir don't mind him he's an asshole
00:22:00i'm mia i'd love for you to come over and work at august golf club with me
00:22:04and if there's anything i can do for you and your daughter i'd be happy to help
00:22:27is that your wife you should have brought her with you bet she'd be as good as a golf hole
00:22:34a stupid broke gardener like you thinks he can make the hole the only hole you'll make is your wife
00:22:43that's the last time you disrespect my wife before i break your kneecaps and make you beg for mercy in
00:22:48front of her grave i'm begging the only one begging's gonna be you pal remember you got a lot on
00:22:54the
00:22:54line you lose this you're forfeiting qualifiers and losers got to get on their knees and lick the
00:23:00winner's shoes like a dog deal you better keep your word
00:23:20this guy's putting on a blindfold is he trying to let tyler win we're screwed
00:23:24this groundskeeper is going to ruin it for august
00:23:28you know wind speed five miles an hour humidity
00:23:32sixty percent good weather for making it in the hole
00:23:45please clear the water forget about the hole you won't even make it over the water
00:23:50i win
00:24:04what the fuck what the fuck was he about to perform a miracle there's no way it's a trick shot
00:24:12you can't
00:24:13control where it lands
00:24:20what the water like skipped it in the hole but how it's a miracle am i dreaming did we actually
00:24:27beat the
00:24:27gold hills bastards this is impossible there's no way i lost to a an amateur a gardener impossible
00:24:35that sounds like something a sore loser would say no only a legend like lion can make that shot
00:24:41even kane only a legend like lion can make that shot
00:24:51is he master golfer would never join the ranks of august who are you
00:25:00who are you me i'm a nobody i'm a gardener you just happened to hit a lucky shot
00:25:06i want to play in the qualification round next week yes of course you just saved august golf club
00:25:13we of course will welcome you mia this qualifying round is literally going to decide the fate of
00:25:17august hills you can't leave it with this guy well he doesn't even have any competitive experience
00:25:21i mean mia please we should reconsider was this shot just not proof of his skill i mean how do
00:25:26we
00:25:27even know if he was blindfolded if he was really that talented why would he be slumming at august
00:25:31golf club all things he could be doing yeah if people knew we were submitting a groundskeeper as
00:25:36our qualifier we'd be laughed out okay silence all of you i believe in bobby and he's our only hope
00:25:43now hey bobby i got cash hot babes you come over to gold hill golf club i got anything you
00:25:52could ever
00:25:52want i can't pay you cash or an advancement but i can offer you 50 stake in the august golf
00:25:59club
00:26:00if you'll still have us i heard golf clubs going bankrupt dude every check you get is going to
00:26:06bounce come on don't be stupid just give me the word it's all yours
00:26:15tuition 70k a year
00:26:25i just mow the lawn i don't need much in life
00:26:32i'll represent august in the qualifications next week my heart's racing what's going on you old
00:26:41bastard you're gonna regret this hey aren't you forgetting something what are you talking about
00:26:48our bets you're forfeiting right my brother kane carter he's the grand champ your little amateur
00:26:56ass are you sure you want it doesn't matter who it is a bet's a bet
00:27:06you bastard you're gonna regret this men honor their words dogs run with their tails tuck between
00:27:13their legs what are you little boy you motherfucker mark my words you motherfuckers are gonna regret this
00:27:21come on girls
00:27:32you lost to a ground speaker a loser who picks up balls
00:27:38it was a fluke if you just give me another chance i'll i'll do
00:27:42ah ah useless the golden hill club does not tolerate excuses from losers you better not film me again in
00:27:48qualification match
00:27:59i don't know the golf's always been in my family
00:28:03but it wasn't until the legendary lion that i really took notice
00:28:08i can't believe he's been retired for six years already you still think about him
00:28:17i don't know do you want me to still think about it
00:28:22i don't know do you want me to still think about it
00:28:37come on
00:28:39i'm not aware we're leaving
00:28:44you're drunk
00:28:46i'm taking you home
00:28:47party pooper such a gentleman
00:28:55oh i'm so thirsty
00:28:57i'll get you some water
00:28:59thank you
00:29:19i'm
00:29:20i'm
00:29:20i'm
00:29:20i'm
00:29:29right where i'm
00:29:31meant to be
00:29:33i'm
00:29:40i'm
00:29:45i'm
00:29:47i'm
00:29:57I'm
00:29:59i'm
00:30:23I had a little bun last night.
00:30:29I had fun too, a lot of fun.
00:30:36Good afternoon.
00:30:38My name is Joanna Wilson, Vice President of the USGA.
00:30:44On behalf of the Gophers Association, I'd like to welcome you all to the US Open Press
00:30:50Conference.
00:30:5450 players with the top all-time rankings will be exempt from the local qualifying round.
00:31:01But this year, we'd like to reveal those rankings with something special.
00:31:07This AI-powered golf ball can scan your swing ID and match to your rank.
00:31:16Now, who's up first?
00:31:20Matches to our all-time high rank, right?
00:31:23I guess you losers ought to pack up and get going.
00:31:31Hey, so what if we're up against Golden Hills?
00:31:33Got nothing to be ashamed of.
00:31:35Yeah, we're all pros here.
00:31:36You think he'll beat us all?
00:31:38Be my guest.
00:31:40Okay.
00:31:40We'll let you like that.
00:31:41But this is a measure of leverage.
00:31:54Yeah.
00:31:59Nice, man.
00:32:00Looks like we're locked in.
00:32:01Absolutely we are.
00:32:02It's done.
00:32:03Enough wasting my time.
00:32:05By the way, only reason I let you two go first, so that everybody here is aware of how under
00:32:11-ranked
00:32:11you are.
00:32:16This is a press conference, not a dumpster.
00:32:19What are you doing here?
00:32:21You're an amateur, buddy.
00:32:22You're gonna embarrass yourself over here.
00:32:24Well, I guess we'll just see about that.
00:32:27Okay.
00:32:29Okay.
00:32:30Sit back.
00:32:32You'll see my rank.
00:32:33Hey, get this.
00:32:35I want a close-up on his face while I crush him on my heel.
00:33:09He's 15th.
00:33:10Every member of Golden Hill is a total beast.
00:33:13Pretty much.
00:33:14Don't cry, though.
00:33:15It's okay.
00:33:16You may lose me, but all of you are better than him.
00:33:22You know what's sad, Mia?
00:33:23The best you've got is dead last.
00:33:25You know what, Tyler?
00:33:26Shut up.
00:33:27August is not gonna be dead last.
00:33:28Just mark my words.
00:33:30Mia, don't waste your breath on this guy.
00:33:32He's ranked 15th.
00:33:34He's a nobody.
00:33:35Wow.
00:33:37That's something coming from the Gardner.
00:33:39Do you even know what it means to be top 15 in the U.S.?
00:33:43Gardner?
00:33:43The August Golf Club sent their groundskeeper to the U.S. Open.
00:33:46What the hell?
00:33:47Yeah, she sure did.
00:33:48I think he should be disqualified.
00:33:50All in favor, raise your hand.
00:33:51Shh.
00:33:54Golfers are forged from hard work and talent.
00:33:57Everyone deserves a shot.
00:33:59The only insult here is your elitist attitude.
00:34:01That's cute.
00:34:02August golf course owner crashed the press conference to throw a tantrum.
00:34:05And she did.
00:34:06Golf club on the verge of going bankrupt.
00:34:09Okay, that is not what is happening here.
00:34:26Trashy people like you deserve to be dunked in the trash.
00:34:32I'm gonna knock you off your high horse.
00:34:36What do you think you're doing?
00:34:38Ice here, kid.
00:34:39You're not gonna want to miss this.
00:34:48This is my rating.
00:35:06Six years ago, you retired, banished without a trace, only leaving behind your legacy.
00:35:18Talented golfers, right come and gone.
00:35:21Kane was crowned the new king of golf.
00:35:24He's nothing compared to you and your peak.
00:35:27Mr. Hale, you have to see this.
00:35:30We got a ping on the golden scanner.
00:35:32The all-time number one.
00:35:37I guess he couldn't wait.
00:35:40To celebrate your comeback, I'm gonna return all your trophies to you.
00:35:47Take these, let's go.
00:35:49I'm a champ!
00:35:53What?
00:35:54Why is his ranking locked?
00:35:56According to the Govers Association rules, only the top 10 Govers in the nation have their rank locked.
00:36:01That means he's one of the top 10 golfers in the US.
00:36:05No.
00:36:06That can't be right.
00:36:07Well, there you have it, folks.
00:36:09Cold hard facts.
00:36:10I guess the whole world's gonna know that the Golden Hills Country Club is all bark.
00:36:15And no vibes.
00:36:19Quickly, to the press conference.
00:36:21And bring the trophies.
00:36:23All of them.
00:36:24I want the world to know that the roaring lion has returned!
00:36:31Wait.
00:36:33There's an explanation for this.
00:36:34He's not a pro golfer.
00:36:36So he's probably not even registered.
00:36:37Yeah, that explains it.
00:36:39How would a failing club like the Obagust have a top 10 player with him?
00:36:42Well, if I'm just an amateur, and you lost to me, what does that make you?
00:36:48You're getting pretty cocky over there, buddy.
00:36:51You know the Golden Hills created this AI system.
00:36:53We have the right to unlock it.
00:36:55If you get on your knees right now, I might let you go.
00:36:59Don't take my generosity for granted.
00:37:01Well, go ahead, unlock it.
00:37:03I'm not gonna stop you from humiliating yourself.
00:37:06Go, boys.
00:37:08You're gonna regret that.
00:37:10Get ready, folks.
00:37:11This little clown's about to give us a strip show.
00:37:24What?
00:37:26He's not just in the top 10.
00:37:28He's the best in the country?
00:37:29That means he's ranked higher than the Grand Slam winner Kane.
00:37:34How?
00:37:35Could it be?
00:37:38No, that can't be right.
00:37:41There's got to be a glitch in the system.
00:37:43He's got a point.
00:37:44Can you imagine the Grand Slam winner lying, raking leaves?
00:37:47No way.
00:37:47Thank goodness.
00:37:48You almost ruined our association's reputation.
00:37:51You just had one lucky stroke.
00:37:53You thought you could fool me, you little bitch.
00:37:55This golf tournament's for pros, not no amateurs like you.
00:37:59Boys, get them out of here.
00:38:00That's not up to you.
00:38:02That's up to the Golfers Association.
00:38:05Miss Wilson, as the vice president of the association, there has to be a rule against this discrimination.
00:38:10Tyler, should I throw out the riffraff?
00:38:14I knew you, making you my VP was the best decision I could make.
00:38:22You're on their side?
00:38:23Oh, don't act shocked.
00:38:25It's called networking, sweetheart.
00:38:26I know your little backwater club don't even know what that is.
00:38:31I think we should get them out of here.
00:38:32An unranked opportunist like yourself doesn't deserve to golf with pros like Tyler.
00:38:40On behalf of the Golfers Association, I'm revoking your entry into the U.S. Open.
00:38:46You bastards.
00:38:47I'm reporting you to the president of the association.
00:38:50Gabriel would never stand for this blatant nepotism.
00:38:53The chairman?
00:38:54That old man is busy drinking tea in his office.
00:38:57Don't bother him with your petty drama.
00:38:59What?
00:39:00Empetism's a big word for you, man.
00:39:02You think Gabriel gives a shit about your little shitty club?
00:39:06He's got better things to do, sweetheart.
00:39:08Boys, get them out of here.
00:39:09I'm sick of seeing their faces.
00:39:11Make sure they're gone.
00:39:12I don't want them crawling back.
00:39:14This is my turn!
00:39:20This is my turn!
00:39:28Hands up!
00:39:32That's the bus the chairman had custom made for Lyon.
00:39:35No one's ever seen it.
00:39:37Why did he bring it today?
00:39:38The Riders, President's Cup, Masters, the Open, the PGA Tour.
00:39:43They're all Grand Slam trophies, and there's multiple?
00:39:47Mr. Chairman, what are you doing here?
00:39:50I'm here to remind everyone that the Open is run by the Golfers Association.
00:39:57Not Golden Hills.
00:39:59Mr. Chairman, these two crashed the press conference.
00:40:03I'm just throwing out the trash.
00:40:05The trash?
00:40:09How dare you?
00:40:11Do you have no idea who he is?
00:40:14Are you serious right now?
00:40:16You're forgetting who makes your paychecks.
00:40:20Oh!
00:40:21Who gave you permission to speak?
00:40:25He is the top-ranked golfer.
00:40:28Mr. Hale!
00:40:29There's a bug in the system!
00:40:31He's not even in the rankings!
00:40:33He's a nobody!
00:40:34A nobody!
00:40:35So all these trophies he won mean nothing to you?
00:40:40All these trophies belong to him.
00:40:43That's impossible.
00:40:45He's done the impossible.
00:40:46Time and time again.
00:40:49All these trophies belong to him and to him alone.
00:40:52He is the legendary golfer!
00:41:03Sir!
00:41:05I need to talk to you.
00:41:07In private.
00:41:10What is he hiding from me?
00:41:14Look.
00:41:15I'd appreciate it if you kept my identity a secret.
00:41:19Eleanor's still young.
00:41:21And I don't want the press hounding her.
00:41:24I am so sorry, Claire.
00:41:26I wasn't there for you.
00:41:28I was chasing trophies and wins and I should have been by your side.
00:41:33I promise.
00:41:35I will not do the same thing to our daughter.
00:41:41I've been waiting for this moment for so long.
00:41:45I understand.
00:41:46I can keep your secret.
00:41:48Thanks.
00:41:49Here we go.
00:41:55After a thorough review, we have discovered that there is indeed a bug in our ranking system.
00:42:03Since we cannot guarantee ranks, all golfers will now be required to begin in the local qualifier and then immediately
00:42:12go into the final qualifier.
00:42:15Everyone except Tyler Carter.
00:42:24What?
00:42:25I'm the highest ranked person here.
00:42:27We don't need some AI system to prove that and you have no right to disqualify me.
00:42:32I am the president of the Golf Association and the host of the U.S. Open.
00:42:38I do have that right.
00:42:40You old bastard.
00:42:41You're making a mistake making an enemy of the Golden Hills Golf Club over this nobody?
00:42:45Enough.
00:42:47You and your golf club have been a menace to the golf society for far too long.
00:42:53You have no authority here.
00:42:57Take them out of this.
00:42:58You can't do this.
00:43:00You can't do this.
00:43:00You reckless bastard!
00:43:02As for you, the Golf Association has no room for a Golden Hills simpering laptop.
00:43:11You're fired.
00:43:12You can't fire me!
00:43:13I am the vice president!
00:43:16You can't fucking fire me, you bastard!
00:43:21I have heard that Golden Hills has been experimenting with an AI neural chip implant.
00:43:27Now this gives their golfers expert calculations.
00:43:32Just watch out.
00:43:33I wouldn't worry about that.
00:43:35I chose to come back.
00:43:37I'm ready for anything.
00:43:39Come what may.
00:43:54Alright.
00:43:55You can open your eyes.
00:43:57Oh, my.
00:44:00You're not here.
00:44:03So you want to guess what I got you for your birthday?
00:44:06I don't know.
00:44:08But I do know that I'm gonna love it because it's a present from Daddy.
00:44:17Daddy, is this all for me?
00:44:20It's just like my drawing.
00:44:21Yep.
00:44:22It's all yours, sweetie.
00:44:27Oh.
00:44:28I can't forget this.
00:44:35Perfect.
00:44:37My princess, may I have the first dance?
00:44:41Yes.
00:45:01Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the prettiest princess of them all?
00:45:07Why, it's you, my pretty little princess, Eleanor.
00:45:11Wait, Daddy!
00:45:12I've got you a present.
00:45:14This is my lucky bracelet.
00:45:17I made it at school.
00:45:18Miss Maya says wearing it means good things will happen.
00:45:22Daddy, you're gonna be the bestest golf player ever.
00:45:26I'll be cheering for you.
00:45:27And I know Mommy will, too.
00:45:29I never wanted Eleanor to worry about me, so I didn't tell her about the match.
00:45:33But it looks like she knew all along.
00:45:36Thank you, sweetie.
00:45:40I promise I'm going to get you everything you ever wanted.
00:45:49Welcome, everybody, to the final qualifying round for the U.S. Open, which is also known as
00:45:54Golf's Longest Day.
00:45:56Today is going to be a 36-hole round, which means only the top 50 players will advance to the
00:46:00final round.
00:46:01So, good luck.
00:46:03Yeah!
00:46:04Yeah!
00:46:04Let's do this!
00:46:25Whoa!
00:46:26Oh, dear, whoa!
00:46:27Jim, that was incredible.
00:46:50He won.
00:46:52We won.
00:46:54Dinner's on me tonight, guys.
00:46:55We've got to celebrate.
00:46:56Let's party, drink it up, you know.
00:46:58Come on!
00:46:59Oh, wait, Jake.
00:47:00We have dinner with Dad tonight, remember?
00:47:02No!
00:47:02Disgusting!
00:47:03He just wants you there.
00:47:04He's trying to marry you off to that stupid piece of shit, Henry.
00:47:08Ugh.
00:47:08I bet he's going to be there tonight, too.
00:47:10Yeah, I know.
00:47:10And I've had enough.
00:47:12It's time I end this.
00:47:23Lion, you've finally returned.
00:47:30For the past six years, I've torn through the competition.
00:47:34But those old-timers still insist that it is because you paved the way.
00:47:38No matter how many titles I win, your legacy hangs over my head, hangs over every single trophy, like a
00:47:45thorn digging deeper into my side.
00:47:47But I'll perute myself.
00:47:52When I'm implanted with this chip, everyone will be forced to know the truth.
00:47:57That I am the greatest golfer in the world.
00:48:03I agreed to help me eschew off that trust fund brat by pretending to be her boyfriend tonight.
00:48:18Hi, I'm Bobby.
00:48:19It's a pleasure to meet you, sir.
00:48:22God, Mid, you just drag any bum off the street.
00:48:25You dare show your face here?
00:48:28Dad, you be nice.
00:48:30This is the hero I told you about that saved our golf club.
00:48:52Everyone, this is Henry Hale.
00:48:56His father is the president of the Golfers Association.
00:49:00Golf is in their blood.
00:49:02Just the type of family that my daughter should marry into.
00:49:10Henry, is it?
00:49:12Yep.
00:49:13Mia's told me so much about you.
00:49:15You're Gabriel's kid.
00:49:16You act nothing like him.
00:49:18What would you know about my father?
00:49:19Nothing.
00:49:20He's just some broke bum that pulls weeds at our golf course.
00:49:28Mia, are you serious?
00:49:30You brought the help home?
00:49:33So humiliating.
00:49:35Yeah, what is he doing here?
00:49:38To shine Henry's shoes?
00:49:41Oh, Mia has good taste.
00:49:44I'm sure she'll know someone's right for her.
00:49:46Watch it, yard boy.
00:49:48His father runs a US Open.
00:49:49With one phone call, he can have you disqualified.
00:49:54Everybody, let's not waste our time on this loser.
00:49:56Our food's getting cold.
00:49:57Let's go eat.
00:50:02Here, please. Allow me.
00:50:12Oh, that reminds me, Mr. Collins.
00:50:14You have to try one of these.
00:50:16I just had him flown in from Cuba today.
00:50:19Really good Arbanos.
00:50:20Oh, now we're talking real Cuba, huh?
00:50:24Mm-hmm.
00:50:27There you go.
00:50:29Excellent taste, young man.
00:50:30Mm-hmm.
00:50:33Okay, can we not smoke at the table, please?
00:50:36I got a beer.
00:50:38Yeah, real mature.
00:50:42You should really try this meal.
00:50:44Or shall we, especially?
00:50:56I'm sorry, man. I mistook that for an ashtray.
00:50:58Okay, that's enough.
00:51:00Stop disrespecting my guest.
00:51:04Don't worry about it.
00:51:06I'm sure they'll see a new side of me soon enough.
00:51:09I brought a gift.
00:51:23Ew.
00:51:24What is this?
00:51:26Sounds like shiny scrap metal.
00:51:28I bet it's all junk.
00:51:31Henry, show this schmuck what a real gift looks like.
00:51:36Yes, yes.
00:51:36Thank you for the reminder, my friend.
00:51:41Well, Mia, I knew you grew up idolizing Lion,
00:51:44so I wanted to do something special.
00:51:47I got you this.
00:51:49This is Lion's old tour card.
00:51:51It took me ages to get it out of my father's collection.
00:51:55That would go for millions of Sotheby's.
00:51:58Henry, this is very sweet of you.
00:52:02But it's far too valuable.
00:52:04I can't accept it.
00:52:08This is incredibly rare.
00:52:11What are you sparking about over there, huh?
00:52:14Worried about that little trash bag that you brought in comparison?
00:52:17Admit it, loser.
00:52:18You are jealous because you could never afford a gift like that.
00:52:27Why don't we make a bet?
00:52:29All right, I'm listening.
00:52:32If my gift is more valuable than yours, you have to lick this plate clean.
00:52:40Cigar ash and all.
00:52:43Hm.
00:52:49What a coincidence.
00:52:52Looks like I want to give Mia a Lion's tour card too.
00:52:58But not just one.
00:53:02Ten.
00:53:05Whoa.
00:53:06What?
00:53:08That's impossible.
00:53:09You're just a washed up loser.
00:53:11Like, how is that possible?
00:53:14Well, looks like you lost.
00:53:16Eat up.
00:53:17Jeez.
00:53:18Have I been getting this all wrong?
00:53:21I gotta make a phone call.
00:53:28Wait!
00:53:30Guys, we almost fell for this dude's trick.
00:53:32I just talked to my father.
00:53:34Apparently there's hundreds of those things going around that are all fake.
00:53:37The only way you can even tell is if you put them against a fire and then the little lion's
00:53:42head will pop up.
00:53:43And let's be honest.
00:53:45These are certain quotes.
00:53:48And now, guess what?
00:53:50My dad's on his way.
00:53:51And we're gonna bust you as the con man that you are.
00:53:54You pissed off the president.
00:53:56You are so screwed.
00:54:00How dare you bring fakes into my house?
00:54:04So you all think these cards are fake?
00:54:05Yeah.
00:54:07Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:54:09Well, I believe Bobby.
00:54:10I don't think he'd lie to me.
00:54:13Well, why talk about it?
00:54:15Let's put it to the test.
00:54:16Wait, no. You can't destroy those.
00:54:19That's part of Lion's legacy.
00:54:21It's a disrespect to golf itself.
00:54:27Wait, no. You can't destroy those.
00:54:30That's part of Lion's legacy.
00:54:31It'd be an insult to golf itself.
00:54:33Oh my god, Mia. Why are you believing this guy?
00:54:36I'm doing us all a favor by destroying these.
00:54:39I'm calling him out for having a scam.
00:54:46What's going on here?
00:54:48What if that card actually is real?
00:54:51Fire test gold.
00:54:54Adversity test men.
00:54:55Ew.
00:54:58You lying con artist.
00:55:00I'm sick of your parlor tricks.
00:55:02Get on your knees. Admit these are fake.
00:55:04Otherwise, I'm going to give you a glimpse into the depths of hell.
00:55:10Dad! This is who I was telling you about.
00:55:13This is the con man.
00:55:17Ow!
00:55:17You idiot!
00:55:19What do you think you're doing?
00:55:21Mr. Chairman, he was the one that brought the fakes.
00:55:24We had nothing to do with it.
00:55:28Fakes.
00:55:31No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:55:33These are the real deal.
00:55:35What?
00:55:38Fakes.
00:55:45Dad, what are you talking about?
00:55:48Are you senile?
00:55:49Like, those can't be real.
00:55:51How?
00:55:52Did I raise an idiot?
00:55:53Wait a minute.
00:55:54If those cards are real, then he...
00:55:57He's lying?
00:56:00I apologize for interrupting your family dinner.
00:56:03I'll be cutting up all of his credit cards again,
00:56:05and he will be grounded until hopefully the end of the day.
00:56:09Hopefully he learns his lesson.
00:56:10What?
00:56:11Let's go. Your mother's in the car.
00:56:12Ow!
00:56:13Ow! That's embarrassing!
00:56:16We almost destroyed those precious treasures.
00:56:21We didn't mean to. It was all Henry's fault.
00:56:26Well, it looks like dinner's finished to me.
00:56:30Let's go for a walk.
00:56:32That sounds nice.
00:56:34It'd be good to get some fresh air away from this stench.
00:56:46Sorry you had to deal with my family back there.
00:56:49Don't worry about it.
00:56:51I just didn't want our first date to end sour.
00:56:58Is that your wife?
00:57:07Yes.
00:57:09She passed in labor.
00:57:12I'm sorry.
00:57:14I know what it's like to lose someone you love.
00:57:18Never gets easier.
00:57:21I want you to know that I'm not trying to replace anybody.
00:57:25I just want to be by your side.
00:57:45Stay here, Mia.
00:57:47Be careful.
00:57:49Hey, bitch.
00:57:50Who's gonna save you now, huh?
00:57:53Hey, baby.
00:57:55No!
00:57:56Bobby, watch out!
00:58:04Hey!
00:58:08Let her go, Tyler!
00:58:13Ah!
00:58:14Ah!
00:58:15Ah!
00:58:18Ah!
00:58:19Ah!
00:58:21Ah!
00:58:22Ah!
00:58:24Now that's my daughter's!
00:58:28See that?
00:58:29It's what you get for going against me, you son of a bitch!
00:58:35It's time to go join your wife in the house.
00:58:41Fuck!
00:58:42Come on, boys!
00:58:43You got lucky this time, motherfucker.
00:58:45Next time I see you, it's gonna be your last.
00:58:48Okay?
00:58:50Not yet.
00:58:52I think it's frozen.
00:58:54Gotta get to the hospital.
00:58:57Let's go.
00:59:06Wait, don't move.
00:59:10Not until the doctor says what's wrong.
00:59:13I have an itch down there.
00:59:16My hands are...
00:59:18Okay, well let me itch it for you.
00:59:23Is it right here?
00:59:30How's that feel?
00:59:31That's amazing.
00:59:33Is that it?
00:59:34Oh, yeah.
00:59:35That's so good.
00:59:38That's amazing.
00:59:40Please.
00:59:42Oh, yes.
00:59:44What's Daddy doing?
00:59:47Eleanor!
00:59:49Daddy!
00:59:50Hey.
00:59:51Oh.
00:59:52Oh.
00:59:52I'm sorry.
00:59:53It's okay.
00:59:53It's okay.
00:59:54Hey, Doc.
00:59:55Um, what's wrong with Bobby's hand?
00:59:57Well, Mr. Wood's right hand suffered a stress fracture.
01:00:00He needs at least six weeks of proper rest, or there will be permanent consequences.
01:00:05Six weeks?
01:00:07What about the U.S. Open?
01:00:09You need rest, and that's doctor's orders.
01:00:15I missed you, Eleanor.
01:00:16I missed you, too.
01:00:18Wait, wait, wait.
01:00:18What are you doing?
01:00:19You need to rest, and you're not swinging a club anytime soon.
01:00:22I have to go to the U.S. Open.
01:00:25I'll pop Oxy if I have to.
01:00:27Okay, but we only have one a day, and it only lasts four hours.
01:00:30What are you going to do when the pill wears off?
01:00:32You can't hold the club correctly.
01:00:35Four hours is plenty.
01:00:37I'll win.
01:00:38For you and me.
01:00:40It's time the legendary line of golf gets its proper ending.
01:00:46Welcome to the U.S. Open Championships.
01:00:49The total course will consist of 72 holes across four days.
01:00:53The player with the lowest total score will win.
01:00:55This year, we'll be at the infamous Devil's Course, the Auckland Golf Club.
01:01:00The course consists of 250 acres, 168 bunkers, tall roughs, and no water hazards.
01:01:07It is heavily designed to punish every mistake.
01:01:10Who will conquer the Devil's Course, and who will claim the Sterling Trophy?
01:01:17What?
01:01:18What?
01:01:19Wait, Bobby.
01:01:21Bobby, our groundskeeper is the legendary Lion.
01:01:24He's a grand slam champion.
01:01:26He's never lost a tournament.
01:01:28And now that the Lion's back, if we win, August will be saved.
01:01:32Bobby didn't want to tell him about his injury.
01:01:34But his right hand, is it really going to be okay?
01:01:55You're old news, loser.
01:01:57Still living out your old grand slam glory days as your calling card?
01:02:01Shut the fuck up, Tyler.
01:02:04Feisty.
01:02:05I like it.
01:02:06You can keep screeching, but when I win, I'm going to find something to shove down your throat to shut
01:02:10you up.
01:02:11It's so fucking gross.
01:02:12Enough.
01:02:12This is a waste of time.
01:02:14While Lion has been sleeping away all these years, I have been conquering this very course, year after year.
01:02:24You think you can keep up with me?
01:02:32You don't wake a sleeping lion.
01:02:39I will crush the very pedestal your followers have built up in your absence.
01:02:43I will show them once and for all who deserves to be the greatest of all time.
01:03:10Incredible.
01:03:11The Golden Hills Golden Boys strike with near robotic precision.
01:03:18They're all playing way above their level.
01:03:20It's almost like they can see the exact angle, arc, and swing path.
01:03:27Man, oh man.
01:03:29This AI, it's incredible.
01:03:31It's our secret weapon.
01:03:32This has-been, he can't beat us.
01:03:35He's done for.
01:03:43Can he do it?
01:03:53This is your grand slam here?
01:03:55He's better off as my caddy.
01:03:58Don't push yourself.
01:03:59You can't play like this.
01:04:01Don't worry about it.
01:04:03I'm not going to miss my next shot.
01:04:11Alright, well you focus on swinging.
01:04:12I'll take care of the rest.
01:04:39Hey, are you okay?
01:04:42How's the leaderboard?
01:04:44There you go.
01:04:45Good job today.
01:04:47Let's find out.
01:04:51Oh, thank God.
01:04:52We made it to the finals.
01:04:54I'm still way behind.
01:04:56To win this game, I have to catch up quickly.
01:04:59Game's just begun.
01:05:20Mia, where are you?
01:05:24Hey, do you need something?
01:05:26I tried to grab my towel, but my wrist still hurts.
01:05:30Oh yeah, hold on.
01:05:34Can you massage it, please?
01:05:37The ferocious lion needs some help.
01:05:41Where does it hurt?
01:05:45Right here.
01:05:46Right here.
01:05:47Right here.
01:06:00The finals are tomorrow.
01:06:02I don't want you to overexert yourself.
01:06:05Tonight.
01:06:28I brought you your luckiest charm for your big day.
01:06:34Eleanor is here to root for you.
01:06:38A good luck kiss for Daddy.
01:06:40Now you're going to win today because you always say I'm the luckiest thing that ever happened to you.
01:07:01Four hours?
01:07:03I need to finish before noon.
01:07:21What's going on?
01:07:22Loose golf ball isn't headed towards the flag.
01:07:25It's...
01:07:32Wait, that guy just pushed Bobby's ball deeper into the bunker?
01:07:36What are they trying to do?
01:07:40That's the game plan.
01:07:41The Golden Hills Golden Boys got Bobby buried in.
01:07:44He's forced to play an impossible lie.
01:07:52We're completely dug in.
01:07:54What are we going to do?
01:07:58Just give it up, old man.
01:08:00According to our calculations, it is impossible to make it in the hole in one stroke.
01:08:05The mighty lion is trapped in our cage.
01:08:08There's no way these guys are this precise.
01:08:10They must be playing dirty.
01:08:15You planted microchips in your arm?
01:08:18So what if we did?
01:08:20All your experience is nothing compared to AI.
01:08:31You want a hint?
01:08:32The AI has calculated millions of possibilities and it's come up with one conclusion.
01:08:38You lose.
01:08:39AI's never wrong.
01:08:41You're so screwed.
01:08:45Dude, just accept it.
01:08:47You're a washed up retiree.
01:08:49You can't be cold hard facts.
01:08:51Don't you understand that?
01:08:52It's in the bag for God's sakes.
01:08:57Leave it to me.
01:09:17How the hell?
01:09:19No.
01:09:20That goes against all common sense and calculations.
01:09:23It's impossible.
01:09:30See, he landed back in the bunker.
01:09:33That fossil doesn't understand that AI, it runs the world now.
01:09:42Bobby has one stroke to lay the ball in the hole, just to tie it with Kane.
01:09:45Shit, Mia.
01:09:47We're done for.
01:09:48Looks like August can't escape bankruptcy after all.
01:09:51The fact that y'all still put all your faith in him, it's your biggest mistake.
01:09:55Making it into the hole from the bunker.
01:09:57Nobody can do that.
01:09:59Oh, God.
01:10:00Wait, on the green?
01:10:03Something's moving.
01:10:07Wait.
01:10:08That's my ball.
01:10:12Did he just?
01:10:14Ooh, so close.
01:10:16But it looks like Bobby's misplay will cost them two strokes.
01:10:20It's okay, guys.
01:10:22Even if August Golf Club goes down, we'll stick together like family.
01:10:27Our cutting-edge AI implant chips have exactly what we need to get in your way.
01:10:34When?
01:10:35In your dreams.
01:10:37Our AI's calculated your chances.
01:10:39And guess what?
01:10:40It's a 100% chance you lose.
01:10:50What's this?
01:10:52I can't believe my eyes!
01:10:53The ball's still moving!
01:10:56Look alive, boys!
01:10:59I'm still in play.
01:11:05It sucks!
01:11:08A pathetic old man challenging hard facts and data?
01:11:12It's impossible.
01:11:13Yeah, you must really be embarrassed, huh?
01:11:27Oh, my God!
01:11:28Oh, my God!
01:11:32Let's go!
01:11:34I knew you could do it.
01:11:38Our cutting-edge AI didn't see that path.
01:11:41How did you?
01:11:42Nah, you know, man?
01:11:44It's got to be a bug or something, right?
01:11:45I mean there's no way that this guy's smarter than AI it's not a bug he took
01:11:52the path that AI considered to be impossible and he did it in one stroke
01:11:57he's done what AI thought to be beyond human ability
01:12:02a free lesson for you all the cold hard data in the world can't compete with
01:12:07years of experience on the golf course it's gonna be a long time before you
01:12:12beat me so all your little microchips won't win
01:12:19now let's take a look at the final leaderboard Bobby and Kane are tied for
01:12:23first you know what this means a sudden death rat whoever wins will move on to the next
01:12:32let's go boys
01:12:39what's wrong
01:12:43the painkillers have worn off haven't they don't worry I'll put Kane in his place soon enough
01:13:04let's go come on now
01:13:12you've held out long enough old man it's time to end your legacy lion
01:13:23damn it painkillers worn off
01:13:38next is hole 10 535 yards at par 4 Kane Carter is up next
01:13:51just give up the future belongs to young innovative players like me
01:13:55not wrinkly old deadweights you're just a stepping stone on my way to the podium
01:14:11what the hell are you looking at old man the flags all the way over there
01:14:15just waiting on the sun to disappear disappear there's not a cloud in sight you really are
01:14:20crazy
01:14:22my experience doesn't lie
01:14:38even the great lion can't come back from this
01:14:42chin up old man you got to make it to the green to watch me crush you for good
01:14:46daddy
01:14:47lucky magic spell for you
01:14:49i know you can do it
01:14:51you got this
01:14:56soon soon soon what are you praying for a miracle
01:15:00i mean i guess you probably should because it's going to take an act of god for you to win
01:15:04this
01:15:05anything less than that trophy is mine
01:15:07a miracle
01:15:09miracles are for the unprepared
01:15:23the sun
01:15:24it actually disappeared
01:15:36fine
01:15:37at least it'll make things interesting
01:15:50nice shot bud
01:15:51bummer
01:15:52nerdy
01:15:52yes
01:15:54kane slipped up
01:15:56bobby just needs to get the ball in the green and put it in the hole
01:15:59then he's tied with kane
01:16:00it's for another round
01:16:02got this daddy
01:16:03god
01:16:06at his time it's going to be a total eclipse
01:16:07how's he going to swing in total darkness
01:16:09this is beyond lion's top records
01:16:12even at his peak
01:16:13plus it's about to be pitch black soon
01:16:15you can keep dreaming bud
01:16:18now it's bobby's turn
01:16:20he's looking rough
01:16:21we believe in you bobby
01:16:22you got this
01:16:29wait
01:16:30bobby's not angling for the sage
01:16:32he's aiming for the flag
01:16:33he's swinging for the wind
01:16:35i tell you what
01:16:36i'll sweeten it
01:16:38you pull off this miracle
01:16:40i'll tear down that golden hill sign
01:16:42and i'll hand it to august
01:16:48august doesn't want your club
01:16:50your reputation is trash
01:16:54and you
01:16:57i'll go beyond
01:16:58i'll beat the old me
01:17:00after this shot
01:17:01august's name will echo across america
01:17:06now watch this drive
01:17:07and i'll beat the old me
01:17:41fly golf ball fly
01:17:43big daddy's dream come true
01:18:04how did he do this
01:18:12let's go
01:18:14oh my god
01:18:15no
01:18:19i lost
01:18:20look
01:18:21he crushed me
01:18:22how could kane lose to this fucking old bastard
01:18:29daddy i knew you're the bestest
01:18:33folks did you see this
01:18:35he managed to beat kane carter with an injured right hand
01:18:38he's back folks
01:18:40he's back folks
01:18:40the gooks
01:18:41the lion
01:18:42bobby
01:18:43the winner of the u.s open championship
01:18:52bobby the lion
01:18:54i didn't do this for me
01:19:03i did it for all of us
01:19:05for august golf club
01:19:10you cheated
01:19:12this trophy belongs to the golden hills golf club
01:19:15you were taking pills
01:19:17i saw it with my own two eyes
01:19:19you were doping
01:19:22no the meds you saw him taking were cleared with the association before the competition even started
01:19:28you got proof of that sweetheart
01:19:29i can prove it
01:19:36the doping you saw
01:19:39painkillers
01:19:40prescribed by the hospital for his injuries
01:19:43legal
01:19:44approved by the association
01:19:46and cleared prior to competition
01:19:49it's all documented right here
01:19:52you
01:19:53you're on his team
01:19:55you're in on it
01:19:57oh and uh
01:19:58as far as your crimes go
01:19:59i've got
01:20:00implanting microchips
01:20:03to cheat
01:20:04and also aggravated assault
01:20:06i have evidence
01:20:08how about you
01:20:12i have evidence
01:20:15do you
01:20:18this is enough to arrest you
01:20:19and
01:20:20investigate your little club
01:20:21come on
01:20:23punch
01:20:23motherfucker
01:20:24lion
01:20:25you finally returned reclaiming your place as champion
01:20:35a long time ago i said i was going to retire
01:20:39but i did for my daughter
01:20:40and since i've won
01:20:42i'm going back into retirement
01:20:48stay
01:20:49we need a legend like you in golf to lead the way
01:20:54please
01:20:54stay
01:20:56stay
01:21:02eleanor
01:21:03daddy has a lot of money now
01:21:04and i can afford to bring you to any art school you want to go to
01:21:08i'm staying with you
01:21:09i'm not golfing
01:21:14daddy
01:21:14i like watching you play golf
01:21:17i've never seen you so cool and strong before
01:21:20you're amazing
01:21:24i'm a big girl now
01:21:25eleanor's happy
01:21:26if daddy's happy
01:21:28daddy should do what he wants too
01:21:36okay
01:21:38then we're all going to be a big happy family
01:21:40we're all going to be a big happy family
01:21:41thank you so cool and cool and beautiful
01:21:44thank you so cool and beautiful
01:21:44thank you so cool and beautiful
01:21:45thank you so cool and beautiful
01:21:45thank you so cool and beautiful
01:21:45thank you so cool and beautiful
01:21:46thank you so cool and beautiful
01:21:47thank you so cool and beautiful
01:21:47thank you so cool and beautiful
01:21:48thank you so cool and beautiful
01:21:48thank you so cool and beautiful
01:21:49thank you so cool and beautiful
01:21:49thank you so cool and beautiful
01:21:51thank you so cool and beautiful
01:21:54thank you so cool and beautiful
01:21:57thank you so cool and beautiful
01:22:00thank you so cool and beautiful
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