00:06You know what's more powerful than money?
00:09An audience.
00:11Rolling.
00:14Let me break some numbers down for you.
00:16Odds of owning your home, four out of ten.
00:20Odds of earning a six-figure salary, two out of ten.
00:24But the success rate of armed robberies is nine out of ten.
00:35This makes some content.
00:36Blue is for blanks.
00:38No one has to get hurt, all right?
00:41Go, go, go!
00:42Oh, shit.
00:44Oh, Gobin Girls, all right.
00:48Welcome to our channel, How to Rob a Bank.
00:51Fifteen banks, nine hundred million views.
00:54These clowns are making the FBI look like fools.
00:58Congratulations.
00:59Here.
01:00For the college fund.
01:01We have a hacker under house arrest.
01:03We should use her.
01:04Reagan Gardner?
01:05Uh, I'm a little busy.
01:06You don't smell busy.
01:08That's incense.
01:09This program you created finds people that don't want to be found?
01:13I kind of got stuck in this rabbit hole trying to track down my ex.
01:16That double-dipping man-child.
01:18I'm over it.
01:18Seems like it.
01:19If you help us find these guys, we would drop all your charges.
01:23Shut up.
01:25I like them.
01:26I have, like, a whole Robin Hood thing going on.
01:28We have to give to, like, a real charity.
01:31Like, OnlyFans is not a charity.
01:33There's just too much footage here for them not to have made a mistake.
01:36I'm telling you, we can find them.
01:39Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:40I don't think you're a murderer.
01:41No, I'm not.
01:42Banks are.
01:43You know, they kill someone you love.
01:45They don't get a bullet.
01:46They get a bonus.
01:46I'm just doing my job.
01:49Have you seen it?
01:50I'm just doing my job.
01:51I'm just doing my job.
01:52Stop it.
01:56They're going to rob this bank because this one's personal.
02:00I don't worry about the ambitions of thieves.
02:04Didn't your bank just get bailed out and, like, screw over a lot of people?
02:07Just also kind of seems like thieverino.
02:13I love you guys.
02:15You finish what we started.
02:20They're making a point.
02:21The system's corrupt.
02:27Are we in the car chase?
02:29We just need to get there fast.
02:32Get out of the car.
02:34Is this how to rubble bank?
02:35Yeah.
02:36I love your show.
02:37Thanks for watching.
02:46Cops.
02:49Oh, shit.
02:51Dude, you blew a stop sign.
02:52Gracias.
02:52I love you.
02:53You'll see me now.
02:54Thanks for listening.
02:55Oh, my God.
02:55Oh, my God.
02:55Please see you soon.
02:56Bye bye bye.
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