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00:08We're back in the workroom today and Mimi and Pandora are gone.
00:12Well, we survived week one, barely, for us.
00:15Did they let you have it, girl?
00:16Yeah, they let us have it, bitch.
00:18Did you think you deserve to be in the bottom, too?
00:19No.
00:21Well, I mean, this is just a little bump in the road.
00:23When you land in the bottom, it's kind of landing in the gutter.
00:26We've got to claw our way back up the ladder.
00:28Do you guys think Mimi deserved to go home?
00:30She didn't even deserve to be here.
00:32Oh, and there's the tea.
00:34Mimi is not an all-star to me.
00:36So, Pandora gave up.
00:37She gave up the minute she was partnered with Mimi.
00:39That pairing could have been the bomb.
00:42It really did.
00:43Because they are both brilliant in their own way.
00:45I love Pandora, but when you give up, you go home.
00:49Congratulations to you ladies for winning the first challenge, yeah.
00:53Bitch, we won.
00:54We're now the team to beat.
00:55You know, the thing is, they've added another letter to this.
00:58You have to work well with your partner.
01:00Correct.
01:00Charisma, uniqueness, nerve, talent, and synergy.
01:03I love synergy.
01:04We've got to...
01:07Hold on.
01:09Ooh!
01:10Girl!
01:10You got she-mail.
01:12Hey, all-stars.
01:13A drag queen walks into a bar with a parrot on her shoulder.
01:16The bartender says,
01:18Wow!
01:18Where'd you get that?
01:20And the parrot says,
01:21In West Hollywood, they're everywhere.
01:25But seriously, folks.
01:26A Hall of Famer needs to be able to throw a punchline and really stick it to the competition.
01:31Just remember, she who laughs last probably didn't get the joke in the first place.
01:36Sorry, Jiggly.
01:38Yes!
01:41Hello, hello, hello!
01:43Hey!
01:45Good morning, all-stars.
01:46Good morning, Rue.
01:47Now, for today's mini-challenge, we're going to play a game to find out how well you newlyweds really know
01:55each other.
01:55Oh!
01:57Good night!
01:58Hey, queens.
01:59Where do you like to have fun?
02:00In the butt-roo.
02:02Welcome to In the Butt-roo.
02:04That's hashtag In the Butt-roo.
02:07Now, earlier, we separated our queens and asked them a series of probing questions.
02:12Let's see how well you can predict how your partner will answer.
02:16The team with the most matches wins.
02:18Let's start with Rujubee.
02:20Raven, who will Jujubee say has a tighter tuck?
02:24You or Jujubee?
02:25Me.
02:26Jujubee said...
02:28Raven does.
02:29All right.
02:29It's a match.
02:31All right.
02:31Latrilla.
02:32Latrice, what kind of boy underwear does Manila prefer to wear?
02:37I'm going to say boxer briefs.
02:39All right.
02:39Manila said...
02:41An itsy-pitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow polka dot bikini.
02:45Sexy, sexy, sexy.
02:49Next up, Jarlexis.
02:50All right, Alexis.
02:52Same question.
02:52She likes to wear women's panties.
02:55Pantaletas.
02:57Panties.
02:58We got a mess.
03:00Next up, brown flowers.
03:02Tammy Brown.
03:03Same question.
03:04We have to sniff the flowers.
03:09She likes to wear grass.
03:11Grass underwear?
03:12Grass underwear, because it's always green.
03:14Huh.
03:15Tammy, back to Earth, Mama.
03:17Come back to Earth.
03:18Nina said...
03:21Boxers.
03:21Boxers.
03:22Not a match.
03:23Jujuyi?
03:24Same question.
03:25She doesn't wear underwear.
03:26She goes commando.
03:27I can see the bulge.
03:28Okay.
03:29And Raven said...
03:30Nuts.
03:34The devil wears nada.
03:36We got a match.
03:38All right.
03:38Next question.
03:39Latrice, what is Manila's favorite RuPaul song?
03:43Oh, jeez.
03:46I'm gonna say, don't be jealous of my boogie.
03:48Manila says...
03:50I like the classics.
03:52Supermodel of the world.
03:54Come on, girl.
03:55Not a match, but I see you two are really in sync, aren't ya?
04:01Next up, Chad.
04:03All right, Chad, when sleeping in a bunk bed, does Chanel prefer to be on top, on the bottom,
04:09or is she versatile?
04:11It's been so long.
04:13I would say Chanel likes to be on top.
04:16And Chanel said...
04:18You know me way too well, darling.
04:20We've got a match.
04:22All right.
04:22Same question.
04:23Tammy Brown.
04:24Well, Nina likes to climb up the stairs and go down the stairs and get under the sheets,
04:27and she's very versatile.
04:28All right.
04:29Nina says...
04:32Oh, my God.
04:34Darling, that's nothing to be ashamed of.
04:36That's why I did brown flowers.
04:42I'm afraid we're out of time.
04:45That means...
04:46Rujubee.
04:46You've won.
04:49Oh, pit crew.
04:51Show them what they've won.
04:53Oh, my God.
04:55Frock it to them.
04:56Two creamy pies.
05:04All right, ladies.
05:05A pie in the face is the perfect segue, because for this week's All-Star Challenge, you'll be starring in
05:12the most she-larious show on television, RuPaul's Gaffin.
05:16Whee!
05:18As comedy duos, you'll be performing and writing original jokes for a classic-style sketch show.
05:25And here's the really fun part.
05:27You'll be appearing doing your best celebrity impersonation.
05:31And we'll be joined on the show by our extra special guest judge, Vicki Lawrence as Mama.
05:37Yeah!
05:37Oh, my God!
05:38I love Vicki Lawrence.
05:40I grew up on Mama's Family.
05:42That's classic comedy.
05:43Gentlemen, start your engines and may the best women win.
05:49We have more than our work cut out for us for this challenge.
05:52We have to come up with a lot of jokes and then perform them while doing celebrity impersonations.
05:56The pressure is on.
05:58I'm gonna do Bea Arthur.
05:59Do you know who you're gonna do?
06:01I think I'd be a really funny Nicki Minaj.
06:04You doubt it?
06:05I kinda do.
06:06Well, who would you see?
06:07You need to do one of your voices.
06:09I can do a friend dresser.
06:11I think she's funny.
06:12She's funny, but are you gonna be funny doing her?
06:15I'm gonna do Tammy Faye Messner.
06:19What's the name of your celebrity again?
06:21Oh, Tammy Faye Messner.
06:22Tammy Faye Messner.
06:24Tammy Faye Messner.
06:25Faye Messner.
06:26I've been doing La Lupe.
06:29La Lupe.
06:30La Lupe.
06:31La Lupe.
06:31La Lupe.
06:32La Lupe.
06:32Tammy and Nina haven't heard of each other's celebrity.
06:35So, we're gonna see how that works out.
06:37Who are you gonna be?
06:38I think I'm gonna be Madonna.
06:40I think there's more you I can work with.
06:41Now, I was tossed up between Oprah and Della, but like...
06:46And I think there's probably more you can work with Oprah.
06:48Deep fried butter!
06:53Oprah and Madonna.
06:56Perfection.
06:56We're about to turn it.
06:58You come up with this one.
06:59I'm trying to.
07:00I can't do it.
07:01Girl, I'm a funny bitch, but I don't write no jokes.
07:03What is a joke you say about Alexis Ojeda?
07:10We are both funny people, but when we have to write something and actually come up with material, it's a
07:16little tricky.
07:17You know what we can do?
07:18Well, Alexis looks like the predator, and Yara looks like she's wearing poodles on her head.
07:24Writing jokes is not easy.
07:27No.
07:28At all.
07:30Okay, now I'm worried.
07:33Coming up!
07:34Have you ever written jokes before?
07:36I just sing songs and people laugh.
07:37Sounds hilarious!
07:39Are you able to tell jokes?
07:46Today, our main challenge is to do celebrity impersonations in RuPaul's Gaffin variety show.
07:51So let's start with our Ru joke.
07:54So there's three parts of this challenge.
07:55There's our cocktail party routine with Vicky Lawrence, Miss Mama, and the Howdy Roo segment with Ru, and the joke
08:02wall segment.
08:03There's a lot of pressure on us.
08:05It's really nerve-wracking.
08:06Okay, so here we go.
08:08What do you got?
08:09I got Shadow.
08:10I'm gonna do Shakira.
08:11Gucci, Gucci, and the heaps on light.
08:13We have to come out with an intro joke.
08:15It could be, it could be this.
08:16Um, Shakira, you came from Colombia.
08:18Where did Shadow come from?
08:20She was with me?
08:22You got a new goat?
08:24I thought they have steamers here.
08:28Listen, I have this one in Spanish, but you have to translate it.
08:31Is it raining up?
08:32No, why?
08:33And why are you bawling all the fog?
08:36Working with Yara in this challenge is like working with a crazy, hyperactive little kid.
08:40You know, paying attention and I need you to concentrate.
08:42I'm starting to sweat.
08:44Hello, hello, hello.
08:46Hi.
08:47Is it getting sketchy in here or is it just me?
08:52Latrilla.
08:53Hi.
08:54How's it going?
08:55It's going.
08:56Manila, who are you gonna be?
08:57Madonna.
08:58You know, she's getting a little more Asian these days.
09:00Yes, right?
09:00Who isn't, darling?
09:01Yeah, do you think Madonna's funny?
09:03Hell yeah, she's hilarious.
09:04She has a gap in her tooth.
09:05Oh, yeah.
09:06I mean, that's pretty damn funny, right?
09:07Sure, it's a laugh riot.
09:10Latrice, what character are you doing?
09:12I can just say one thing.
09:14Deep fried butter!
09:18Is that Paula Deen?
09:21No, but Oprah loves deep fried butter, too.
09:23Oh, Oprah Winfrey.
09:26Have you ever done Oprah before?
09:27Never.
09:27First time.
09:29Why did you choose her?
09:30Since the children are calling me Oprah, I might as well go ahead and get in character.
09:35Yes.
09:35There's a lot of material to work with.
09:37All right, kids.
09:38You got your work cut out for you.
09:39I'm gonna let you get back to it.
09:41Bye, Ro.
09:42Shara and Alexa.
09:44Hello.
09:45Have you decided who your celebrity's gonna be?
09:48We're going by Shakira and Shara.
09:50Now, how are you gonna make Shakira funny?
09:52I'm just gonna be very crazy and I'm gonna give you her voice.
09:55Oh!
09:57Sounds like a goat to me.
10:00Shara, how are you gonna play Charo?
10:03Coochie, coochie, coochie, coochie.
10:04Oh, okay.
10:05Now, of course, comedy is all about timing.
10:09And you have a little issue with the language.
10:11Are you good at telling jokes in English?
10:15People underestimate us because we have a background in another language.
10:19That's actually something that we use in our advantage.
10:22Listen, I hear you.
10:22It's just the timing thing has got to be on point.
10:25We're not gonna hold anything in and we're going all out.
10:28All right.
10:28Knock it out of the park.
10:29Bam.
10:32Raven Juju Bee.
10:33Hi, Mama.
10:34Who are you gonna be?
10:35Bea Arthur.
10:35Now, why'd you pick Bea Arthur?
10:37I think she is brilliant.
10:39And she can land a punchline.
10:41Yeah.
10:42Even just with a look.
10:43Yeah.
10:43What about you, Juju?
10:45I decided on Fran Drescher.
10:46Let me hear you do Fran Drescher.
10:48Very good.
10:49Now, are you afraid that you won't be able to translate your natural humor into this challenge?
10:54A little.
10:55But we've been coming up with some stuff that we find very funny.
10:58Would you try one on me?
10:59Hey Bea, what's the difference between Pandora Box and a clown?
11:02Clowns wear more makeup and they're more entertaining.
11:05Oh, are you done?
11:06Uh-uh.
11:08Oh, did Rue just clock us?
11:10Well, you know, it's early.
11:12He wasn't in character voice.
11:13Listen, I'm gonna let you get to work.
11:15Because you got your work cut out for you.
11:16Yes.
11:17Yes.
11:17All right.
11:18Get to work.
11:18Bye.
11:20Chanel and Chad.
11:21Hey, Rue.
11:22So who are y'all doing?
11:24Lucy.
11:24Lucille Ball, the queen of comedy?
11:26Yes.
11:28That's very funny.
11:30What about you, Chad?
11:30Are we gonna get a share?
11:31No, no, no, no.
11:32We already did share and I'm gonna do Bette Davis.
11:34I love it.
11:35What.
11:36A.
11:37Dump.
11:39Now, what era of Bette Davis are you gonna do?
11:41Are you gonna do Beyond the Forest?
11:43Are you gonna do...
11:43All About Eve.
11:44Oh, that is the golden era of Bette Davis.
11:47That's quintessential Bette Davis.
11:48Have you ever written comedy before?
11:49Me and Chanel are both good on a microphone.
11:51She's really good at ad-libbing.
11:53But, you know, landing a joke is a little different from just ad-libbing.
11:57And you all were bottom two the last show.
12:00We were bottoming out, yes.
12:01Yes, ma'am.
12:03No, it just goes to show you that with all stars, one teeny tiny misstep and you could
12:08be in the bottom two.
12:09Yeah, there's a lot of fierce bitches up in here.
12:11All right, I'll see you out there.
12:12All right.
12:13All right.
12:15Hey, what's up, brown flowers?
12:17Hey, Ruth.
12:18What celebrities are you doing?
12:19I'm doing the queen of Latin soul, La Lupe.
12:23Oh, wow.
12:24What is La Lupe's claim to fame?
12:26La Lupe was Cuban.
12:27Yeah.
12:28And she was banished from her country by the government.
12:32And what's really ironic is that she vanished from the musical industry because of her drug abuse.
12:39Now ensues the hilarity.
12:41But she was really funny.
12:43Her English was tragic.
12:47I guess the challenge is going to be the fact that most of our audience doesn't know who she is.
12:52Who are you doing?
12:54I'm going to do Tammy Faye Messner.
12:55Yes.
12:57Well, how long has it been since we've seen each other?
13:01How are you at telling jokes?
13:03Do you have comedy in your routine?
13:04No, I just sing songs and people laugh.
13:06Are you able to tell jokes?
13:08No, I don't tell jokes.
13:11Girl.
13:11I just want to sing songs and dance around and people laugh.
13:14Well, that's cute, but that's not what the challenge calls for, is it?
13:18This isn't something that I normally do, write jokes.
13:20So I don't give a hoot.
13:22I'm not going to worry.
13:23I'm going to rely on my natural ability to make people laugh.
13:26A political refugee and a Tammy Faye who doesn't tell jokes.
13:29I cannot wait.
13:30I'm very excited.
13:33All right.
13:35Now listen up, all stars.
13:37Tomorrow, in addition to Vicki Lawrence, we'll be joined by our extra special guest judge, Cougar Town's Busy Phillips.
13:45Ooh.
13:46I think Busy Phillips is adorable and I absolutely love her.
13:49Ladies, I have a joke for you.
13:51Knock, knock.
13:52Who's there?
13:53I don't f*** you up.
13:53Yeah.
13:55What?
13:57Coming up.
13:59Oh, Cheryl.
14:01So this a do over or this a take two?
14:03It's going to get ugly.
14:14Good evening, lady boys and germs.
14:17Welcome our special guest star, Mama.
14:20Hey, Mama, do you have any motherly advice for our queens?
14:24Touch my support hose and it's going to get ugly.
14:28Ooh.
14:29So there's three parts to this challenge.
14:31There's the Howdy Roo segment with Roo and the joke wall.
14:35But the first thing we need to do is we have to shoot our cocktail party routine with Vicki Lawrence,
14:39Miss Mama.
14:40She rocked this town.
14:42Who's that girl?
14:43We're about to perform our joke with Vicki.
14:45We better not f*** this one up.
14:47Get up, get up.
14:48Hey, Mama, I heard you're from California.
14:50Do I look like I'm from California?
14:52Hell, California's like a bowl of cereal.
14:54Mama, what do you need?
14:57Hell, if you're not a nut or a fruit, you're a flake.
15:06I heard you went to the doctor recently.
15:09So is this a do over or is this a take two?
15:12I heard you went to the doctor recently.
15:16I heard you went to the doctor recently.
15:18I had a little itch down there.
15:20Was it Krugs?
15:21Well, I guess it was fruit flies.
15:23Apparently my cherry had rotted.
15:24You said girl, a fly ferocious lady.
15:28Get up and dance.
15:29Hi, Mama.
15:30Are you wearing any lashes?
15:32No, Chica.
15:33I'm too old for that.
15:34Are you girls wearing lashes?
15:35Yes.
15:36How do you put them on?
15:37Duh.
15:38With glue.
15:40Ha!
15:42A fly ferocious lady.
15:45Dance.
15:47In my, in my, oh, I have to practice.
15:49Sorry.
15:50I need two to be the title.
15:52Alright, here we go.
15:53Get up and dance.
15:55We gonna guess who you are.
15:57Let me see.
15:57You got big, big eyes.
15:59She got the ear.
16:00And a big, big mouth.
16:01Who am I?
16:02Lady Bonnie!
16:07Hey, Mama, how you doing?
16:14Well, Rue, the doctor only gave me six months to live.
16:17Oh, that's terrible.
16:18Luckily, I couldn't pay my bill, so he's given me an extra six months.
16:24It's now time for us to shoot our Howdy Rue segment with Rue.
16:28No one can afford to f*** this up.
16:30Howdy Rue.
16:30Howdy Rue.
16:32It's Rue.
16:32But they said Rue.
16:34I said Rue.
16:34We did?
16:36Howdy Lou.
16:38Howdy Rue.
16:38Um, it's Rue.
16:39Well, you say tomato.
16:40And I say f*** you.
16:47Check.
16:48Please.
16:48Howdy Rue.
16:50Well, what brings you two here?
16:51Well, we heard you were giving away free African babies.
16:54You get an African baby.
16:56You get an African baby.
16:57You get an African baby.
17:01You get an African baby.
17:02You get an African baby.
17:06Howdy Rue.
17:07Hey, I heard you guys were on vacation in Colombia.
17:10Yes, and we got you a gift.
17:14Wait.
17:16Cheryl.
17:17Coochie, coochie.
17:19Oh yes.
17:22Was it a hand sandwich?
17:26Hey Rue, what is the difference between a drag queen and a transsexual?
17:30Well, about $25,000 and a good surgeon.
17:36Knock, knock.
17:38Who's that?
17:39Loco.
17:41Loco who?
17:42Loco motion.
17:44Choo, choo, choo.
17:51Hey Lucy.
17:52I heard Ricky asked you to have sex last night with the lights on.
17:56He did.
17:57I told him to shut the car door.
18:02How'd you let an idiot eat your friends?
18:04How?
18:07Ah, damn it.
18:09Of all the queens.
18:11No, that's me.
18:14Oh, I'm sorry.
18:15Let me **** that up.
18:16So we're having some technical issues.
18:20Sorry, this thing came off.
18:21Can we do that one more time?
18:22This thing came off.
18:24Of all the queens, who would you sleep with, Madonna?
18:28Jujube.
18:29Because her body is Tempur-Pedic.
18:34Ew.
18:35Ew, what's that smell?
18:36In my koochie-koochie.
18:38Ew.
18:40Bam bitches.
18:42What do you get when you cross Raven and Latrice Royale?
18:46Brown chicken brown cow.
18:52I heard Manila's a supermodel now.
18:54Well, she must model for the left, because she isn't right.
19:01Nana?
19:02Yes?
19:04Yes?
19:12What is it, my joke?
19:14Yes.
19:14Oh, I'm so sorry. Let's try again.
19:17Sorry, everybody.
19:18Oh, God, I'm so confused. I'm so sorry.
19:21Sorry, I'm so bad at this stuff.
19:23Oh, my God, Tommy, come on.
19:25Okay, sorry about that, Nina.
19:28Miss Lupe.
19:30What's up?
19:31Victoria Parker or Miss Piggy.
19:34Honk, honk.
19:35I think the rhythm and the joke wall was a little off-skelter,
19:40but that's what made it work.
19:47Loopy, peek-a-boo.
19:49Peek-a-hoop.
19:50Tootsie Lou.
19:51That's who.
19:54Hey, Rue, did you hear about the gay dwarf?
19:56No.
19:57He came out of the cupboard.
20:00Oh, Mama.
20:02Dusted, uh, busted.
20:07Cream my face.
20:16I love...
20:26Put it in me.
20:37I said in, not on me.
20:40Well, that's our show.
20:42Say goodnight, pit crew.
20:43Goodnight, pit crew.
20:50Eww.
20:53Coming up, the reviews are in.
20:56This blew me away.
20:57The jokes weren't really funny.
20:59That's okay.
21:00Put some butter on it.
21:08Morning, ladies.
21:10Ladies.
21:13Our main challenge was to do celebrity impersonations in RuPaul's Gaffin,
21:17and now we all have to get ready for our 60s groovy glam drag.
21:22How do you think you guys did?
21:24There was a chance that we might be in the bottom two
21:26because I was impersonating someone
21:28that probably the judges won't know who it was.
21:30It's okay that you did
21:31because you're my partner and I support you.
21:34Okay, bitch.
21:36Who do you think is going to be lip syncing today?
21:39I really don't know.
21:40I just hope and pray that it's not us.
21:43I'm anxious about my performance as B. Arthur.
21:45I'm worried the judges are going to hate it.
21:49When we were playing that in the butt row game,
21:51I was like, I don't know about Latrice.
21:54We, like, barely know each other.
21:56You know what?
21:56You're right.
21:57Chad and Chanel are, like, basically family.
22:00Raven and Juju are, like, connected at the hip.
22:02I thought you were from Minnesota.
22:03I'm from Minnesota.
22:04I started dating a girl in high school.
22:06I can't even imagine you trying to date a girl.
22:08Well, actually, you still kind of are dating a girl.
22:11Kind of.
22:12Kind of.
22:13It was kind of really hard because I not only was dealing with just coming out of the closet,
22:17I was dealing with, like, a breakup.
22:19I was going to play it straight and get married and have kids because I loved her so much.
22:24And when she forced me out of the closet, it devastated me.
22:27And I went into a depression.
22:29And I even tried killing myself.
22:32It was me doing my drag that kind of really helped me get out of that low point in my...
22:37Really?
22:38I got my new girlfriend.
22:40Girl, you just made them cuffs just now?
22:42Just that.
22:42Quick.
22:43Wham, bam.
22:44Thank you, ma'am.
22:46I came out to myself when I was 13.
22:48You did?
22:49I went to the prom in drag and I did plays in drag.
22:51Work!
22:51She went to the prom in drag.
22:53I live.
22:54It was fun doing drag in high school.
22:56Not to say that I don't get scared.
22:57I used to make my underwears match when I'd go to the dance.
23:00So if I was found dead in the ditch, they could find me wearing matching underwear.
23:04Tootsie, tootsie.
23:05Give me the scooter.
23:07Oh, my God.
23:08I would love one day to march to the beat of Tammy's drum.
23:12Just for one day.
23:14Sexy orangutan, shake it and do your thing.
23:16Okay.
23:18Okay.
23:27Have a girl.
23:28Put the bass in your walk.
23:31Head to toe.
23:32Let your whole body talk.
23:35And what?
23:37Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race All-Stars.
23:41Michelle Visage.
23:43Are you freaking kidding me?
23:44I am not freaking kidding you and you're wearing my favorite color, green.
23:49Santino Rice.
23:50How you doing?
23:51I'm good, Ru.
23:52Comedy legend Vicki Lawrence.
23:54I'm so glad you're here.
23:55I am so happy to be here.
23:57I'm so jealous of your everything.
24:01Well, I'm jealous of your boogie.
24:02You haven't seen my boogie yet.
24:04But I can smell it.
24:08And one of the funniest and busiest women in show business, Vizzy Phillips is here.
24:13What, what?
24:15This week, our queens were challenged to write jokes and perform their best celebrity impersonations.
24:21Tonight, I've asked them to frock it to me in their grooviest 60s glam.
24:27Gentlemen, start your engines.
24:29And may the best women's win.
24:33Jar Lexus.
24:35Ooh, very elegant.
24:37Very Valley of the Dolls.
24:38We're looking fickening and we know that.
24:41Oh, gotta love an outfit change.
24:44I'm serving swimsuit realness.
24:46Eat your heart out, Twiggy.
24:48I wonder what Twiggy's eating right now.
24:49Nothing.
24:50Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
24:52Latrilla.
24:53Merrgirls.
24:54Yes.
24:55Very mod.
24:55I like it.
24:56Latrilla.
24:57Serving it like Godzilla.
24:59I'm giving you classic retro Diana Ross.
25:02Black is beautiful.
25:04Charlie's got some new angels.
25:06Yes.
25:06I almost wore that today.
25:08I'm so glad I didn't do it.
25:10Chad.
25:11The mod squad.
25:13Groovy, baby.
25:14Yeah.
25:14Doing a swim.
25:15Chad and I are serving 60s groovy glam realness.
25:19Make drag, not war.
25:21I'm totally having an acid flashback.
25:24That's acid reflux, baby.
25:27Rojo bee.
25:28Stepford Wives.
25:29Yes.
25:30Eat that, Nicole Kidman.
25:31Ha, ha, ha, ha.
25:32We are serving 60s mod realness, hun-tee.
25:35I got my that girl wig on.
25:37We look 60s fabulous.
25:39Ooh.
25:39Look at the booty.
25:40These ladies are having a Tupperware party.
25:42And you're invited.
25:44Brown flowers.
25:46She's tiptoeing through the tulips.
25:48I'm giving sexy go-go dance meets the runway.
25:51My boots are made for walking, baby.
25:53An orange go-go boot is not easy to pull off, either.
25:56Not easy.
25:56Sex and the single girl.
25:58Look that up in your funk and wagnals.
26:01Ha, ha, ha.
26:02Coming up.
26:03I have a major problem with this eyeliner on you.
26:05The delivery was kind of poor.
26:07None of the jokes stayed in my head.
26:09That woman is just on another planet.
26:11Ha, ha, ha.
26:12Ha, ha, ha, ha.
26:13Ha, ha, ha, ha.
26:16Welcome, ladies.
26:17The judges have watched your all-star turns on RuPaul's Gaffin.
26:21And the reviews are in.
26:23Let's start with Jarlexis.
26:26I think you both look adorable.
26:27Very madman.
26:28Yada, your charra was insane.
26:31Perfecto, mami.
26:32You know, charra was on the Carol Burnett show.
26:34Uh-huh.
26:35Just blew me away.
26:37Alexis, Shakira's a tough chick to pull off.
26:39She's strictly kind of a look.
26:41I didn't really get much from you.
26:43But you guys were so strong as a team.
26:47The jokes that you came up with, I'm really impressed.
26:50Next up, Latrilla.
26:52I was really impressed, Manila.
26:54I thought you did a wonderful job as Madonna.
26:57Oprah kind of got lost.
26:58I kind of wasn't sure if you were Aretha, if you were Oprah.
27:02Tonight, I think you complement each other well.
27:04But it could be a little more finish.
27:06I have a major problem with this white eyeliner on you, Manila.
27:08It makes you cross-eyed.
27:10What?
27:11Me?
27:11Cross-eyed?
27:15Next up, Chad.
27:17You both look great.
27:18Chad, this dress, you need to make it in every single color.
27:22Looks really great.
27:23Chanel, Lucy is one of those huge characters
27:27that if it's not spot on, it's going to be obvious.
27:30I don't think she was completely realized.
27:33But I had fun watching both of you girls.
27:36Betty Davis was hysterical.
27:38Next up, Rujubee.
27:41Jujubee, you don't really look anything like Fran Drescher.
27:44You don't?
27:45But you really nailed the laugh, and you really nailed the humor.
27:49The Arthur.
27:50You got the look down, but there was something lacking,
27:52and I think it was in your voice.
27:53It's that deep sort of gravelly and very low and sarcastic.
27:58I think might have done it for me.
28:01But I think your look tonight is really great.
28:04You do look like you're going to chase the Beatles down the street.
28:06I was at that Beatles concert in 1965,
28:09and I think that's what I was wearing.
28:12Next up, brown flowers.
28:15Nina, I love your look tonight.
28:17I think that the makeup is fantastic with the flowers.
28:20You could be in the Austin Powers movies.
28:23La Lupe is a character, Nina,
28:25that I don't know if enough people will know.
28:27On the bright side,
28:28people will probably be interested in finding out about La Lupe.
28:32So I thought that I could bring a little culture
28:33to our tacky little show.
28:37That's what we're about.
28:38Drag Race.
28:39Educating America.
28:41Tammy Faye.
28:42You had to look down,
28:43but we were missing the Tammy Faye-isms that she always had.
28:47I laughed a lot during your performance,
28:49but it wasn't because the jokes were funny,
28:51because the jokes weren't really funny.
28:53It was a little uncomfortable.
28:55That's not why I should be laughing.
28:56My comedy's rye.
28:58Hey, that's okay.
28:59Put some butter on it.
29:00I'm Tammy Brown,
29:01and I'm going to spin your head round and round.
29:04It's my gift to the world.
29:06All right, thank you, ladies.
29:09My queens,
29:10while you enjoy an absolute cocktail in the All-Star Lounge,
29:14the judges and I will deliberate.
29:16You may leave the stage.
29:18All right, now just between us goyles,
29:21what do you think?
29:22Let's start with Jarlexis.
29:25Their writing was pretty good.
29:26The jokes were really funny.
29:27Yara is, of all the impersonations,
29:29for me, the strongest.
29:30I was, like, right there with Charo
29:32on the Carol Burnett stage.
29:33She more than made up for Shakira.
29:35Oh, are you kidding?
29:36Alexis is a good straight man, if you will.
29:38Somebody has to do that job.
29:39It's not an easy job.
29:40Santino, would you agree?
29:41I would agree.
29:42It's tough to be the straight man.
29:46Latrilla.
29:46I really liked Madonna.
29:47I love the affectation in her voice,
29:50you know, because Madonna is so full of...
29:55Latrice is funny.
29:56But there was no Oprah.
29:58Was Manila's Madonna strong enough to carry the group?
30:01I don't know.
30:02None of the jokes stayed in my head.
30:03I'm just not sure if the whole thing worked enough for me.
30:05Let's move on down to...
30:09Chad's Betty Davis was perfect.
30:11But Lucille Ball is one of those characters
30:13that if you can't fully execute it,
30:15it's going to fall short.
30:16And that's kind of what it was.
30:17I don't think she fell short.
30:18I totally got Lucille.
30:20And as a team, I think they were...
30:23I thought they were adorable on the runway tonight.
30:25They looked super cute on the runway.
30:27Fran was strong for me.
30:28B. Arthur was not.
30:29But in the same way that other queens have been the straight man,
30:32I feel like Raven's monotone B. Arthur
30:35let Jujubee be a ditzy Fran Drescher.
30:39Brown flowers.
30:40The whole La Lupe thing was really a risk.
30:42Well, it didn't even have to be recognizable.
30:44It just...
30:44She just had to make it funny.
30:46Tammy Faye Messner-Baker,
30:48I thought was fully realized aesthetically.
30:50But then we kind of lost her personality.
30:52Tammy Brown took over.
30:54Dear God, that woman is just on another planet, isn't she?
30:57If I had to pick one person to come out here
30:59and just walk around for a while,
31:00it would probably be her
31:01because I'm just fascinated by what in the hell's going on in that ad.
31:04She's kind of like Andy Kaufman, but...
31:06Yes, she's Draggy Kaufman.
31:08It's fun to watch her,
31:09but just because I'm laughing at them
31:11for all the wrong reasons
31:12doesn't mean they should win.
31:14I actually feel like they are in the bottom.
31:17Silence!
31:18Bring back my all-stars.
31:26Welcome back, all-stars.
31:28I've made some decisions.
31:31Chanel, we didn't love your Lucy,
31:33but Chad, you made it all about Betty.
31:38You're safe.
31:39Thank you, Ru.
31:40Thank you, judges.
31:45Alexis, your Shakira was shaky.
31:49Bajara, your Charo was a real coup.
31:54A coochie coup.
31:56Yeah, Alexis, you are the winners of this week's all-star challenge.
32:02You've each won a set of custom jewelry from Fierce Drag Jewels.
32:06Yeah!
32:08Alexis, I mean, we're here representing all the Latin people, baby.
32:12You may step to the back of the stage.
32:18Brown Flowers, your La Lupe was loopy.
32:23And your Tammy Faye was a touch to Tammy Brown.
32:29I'm sorry, my dears, but you're up for elimination.
32:34It feels miserable to be in the bottom two.
32:36I play to win.
32:39Manila, your Madonna was a celebration.
32:43But Latrice, you didn't own Oprah.
32:48Jujubee, your flashy girl from Flushing was fabulous.
32:52But Raven, your B. Arthur was not golden, girl.
33:00Manila and Latrice, I'm sorry, my dears, but you are up for elimination.
33:13Raven and Jujubee, you are safe.
33:16Let me join the other girls.
33:24Nina Flowers, Tammy Brown.
33:26Who will lip sync for your team?
33:29Tammy.
33:31Who will lip sync for your team?
33:34I'll be taking it home, baby.
33:37If, during the first minute of the lip sync, your partner is having a she-emergency,
33:43you have one chance to push the button, tag her, and finish the lip sync yourself.
33:49Each team can push the button only once during this entire competition.
33:59Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me and to save your team from elimination.
34:07The time has come to lip sync for your lives.
34:13Tammy has to be able to pull this off.
34:16I'm not ready to pack my bags and go home.
34:19Good luck, and don't f*** up.
34:23There's no business like show business, like no business I know.
34:30My strategy is simply to just invoke F-A-Mermint.
34:34Don't touch that buzzer hole.
34:35I got it.
34:37Yesterday they told you you would not go far.
34:41I'm channeling a little bit of Tina Turner, and then I put a little Tammy Spunk on top of it.
34:49They're both killing it.
34:51It's going to be a hard one to call.
34:52I'm glad I am not RuPaul.
34:54Let's fall on with our show.
34:59Let's fall on with our show.
35:19I've made my decision.
35:30You may join the other girls.
35:36Tammy Brown and Nina Flowers.
35:39You two are the definition of all stars.
35:47Adios.
35:48Adios.
35:54I'm sad that we weren't able to take it further into the competition, but this is not the end.
35:59For the rest of the girls, hope floats.
36:01Be individuals.
36:01Be yourself.
36:02May the best woman win.
36:08Condragulations, all-stars.
36:09You're all one step closer to becoming inducted into the Drag Race Hall of Fame.
36:15Now, remember, if you can't love yourself, how in the hell you don't love somebody else?
36:20Can I get an amen up in here?
36:22Amen.
36:23All right.
36:24Let the music play.
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