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ESP El regreso del Maestro de la Magia
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00:00:03Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for your true self to be revealed by the master of magic?
00:00:11Kill him!
00:00:16And you just saved me.
00:00:19You're going to let me walk home alone?
00:00:23The master of magic hasn't been seen in over a year.
00:00:26I've seen his skills.
00:00:27Show them.
00:00:28Show them what you can do.
00:00:31I bought the theater.
00:00:32Which means you and your dirty pack of magical nobodies have one hour to get the hell out.
00:00:40You look a little nervous.
00:00:41You should be honored to be on the stage with me.
00:00:44This is what happens when you don't respect the crap.
00:00:47You're making a fool out of all of us.
00:00:49I swore off my old life.
00:00:51But I can't keep running forever.
00:00:53Who are you?
00:00:55I'm the master of magic, you mother f***er.
00:01:06You sure about this?
00:01:08I don't know if I'm ready.
00:01:09Relax, little brother.
00:01:11We'll never let anything happen to you.
00:01:12I don't know if I'm ready for you.
00:01:14I don't know if I'm ready for your true self to be revealed by the master of magic.
00:01:35Oh my god, it's him.
00:01:37It's the master of magic.
00:01:39The greatest magician of all time.
00:01:41You young lady, let's see your true self.
00:01:44Now I'm going to need a little help by my lovely assistant, Eric.
00:01:59And now my next volunteer.
00:02:02I don't care.
00:02:03I said short it.
00:02:05What the hell?
00:02:11How are they doing that?
00:02:13And now for my final volunteer.
00:02:19The most evil man in Vegas.
00:02:23You sure about this?
00:02:24He's dangerous.
00:02:25But I'm the master of freaking magic.
00:02:28Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for Mr. Barry Carnegie.
00:02:35And who the hell are you?
00:02:36Get these fuckers out of my way.
00:02:38Now Barry here is a billionaire casino owner who has just been accused of assault by over 30 women.
00:02:49Are you ready to show them who you truly are?
00:02:53You insult me in public?
00:02:55You know who I am.
00:02:57I can make you disappear.
00:02:59Okay.
00:02:59Well, we won't test Barry.
00:03:03So we're going to test his hotel instead.
00:03:10What do you think you're doing?
00:03:11We're going to make Barry's casino disappear.
00:03:20Holy shit!
00:03:24Now I already broke in and got all the evidence of your assaults.
00:03:27The police are already on their way to arrest you.
00:03:31Kill him!
00:03:35Kill him!
00:03:37Now for my final trick.
00:04:01What are you looking at me for?
00:04:03Get him!
00:04:08I don't care.
00:04:09Oh, God.
00:04:17Oh!
00:04:19Oh!
00:04:21Oh!
00:04:26God!
00:04:29Oh!
00:04:30Oh!
00:04:31Oh!
00:04:32Oh!
00:04:34Oh!
00:04:57Eric, no!
00:05:00Relax, little brother.
00:05:02I would never let anything happen to you.
00:05:05Eric!
00:05:06This is all my fault.
00:05:08God!
00:05:09I need you to do something for me.
00:05:11What?
00:05:12I need you to find me.
00:05:14Girl we grew up with in the orphanage?
00:05:16She's working in magic.
00:05:21Help her.
00:05:23Besides you, she's the only family I've ever had.
00:05:27You're staying with me, okay?
00:05:28Just hang in there.
00:05:30You're gonna be okay.
00:05:34Eric.
00:05:36Eric.
00:05:40Eric.
00:05:46My arrogance got you killed.
00:05:50If I can't protect my family, I'm not worthy of this.
00:05:56I'll find Bri and help her.
00:06:01But not as the master of magic.
00:06:16Hey, what are you still doing here?
00:06:23Everyone else went home hours ago.
00:06:25Show opens this weekend.
00:06:27Gotta be prepared.
00:06:29I put every cent I own into this show, but if it's a hit, I can finally buy the orphanage
00:06:34I grew up in before it's destroyed.
00:06:39All right, well, see ya.
00:06:45A year working as a lowly prop boy for Bri and she still doesn't recognize me.
00:06:52All right, darling, you know the deal.
00:06:53There it is.
00:06:54There's the queen of hearts, right?
00:06:55Just gonna follow the queen, okay?
00:06:57Pick the queen, follow the dream.
00:06:58There it is, sweetheart.
00:06:59What do you say?
00:07:00Hmm?
00:07:01This one.
00:07:02That's the queen of hearts for sure.
00:07:03Yeah, I'm feeling good about it too.
00:07:05But hey, what do I know?
00:07:06Look at that.
00:07:07Oh.
00:07:08You know, this game isn't as easy as it looks, baby doll, but, you know, we still got to
00:07:13come with the payment.
00:07:14What do you say, huh?
00:07:19I'm sorry.
00:07:19I was sure that I had cash on you.
00:07:25Looks like trouble.
00:07:27Typical dumb bitch.
00:07:28You want to play?
00:07:28You don't want to pay, right?
00:07:30I'll tell you what.
00:07:33I'm taking this bracelet here.
00:07:36Hey, give it back.
00:07:38Hey.
00:07:38That's important to me.
00:07:39Oh, is it?
00:07:40Really, yeah?
00:07:41Is it important enough to play again?
00:07:43Hmm?
00:07:44Maybe you play for those cute little clothes you got on.
00:07:46What do you say, huh?
00:07:47Well, I'm here for this.
00:07:48Let's go.
00:07:49Yeah, we'd love to see that, right?
00:07:51You're disgusting.
00:07:51I'm not doing that.
00:07:53You're not doing that.
00:07:54You sure about that, sweetheart?
00:07:58What do you say, baby?
00:08:00Start with that pretty little coat you got.
00:08:03Take her.
00:08:07Ah, shit!
00:08:12Why don't you let me try?
00:08:15Here's the deal.
00:08:17I win.
00:08:18She gets her bracelet back.
00:08:20You win.
00:08:22You get my two-headed silver dollar.
00:08:27It's priceless.
00:08:28Daniel, you should just go.
00:08:30These guys are dangerous.
00:08:32I got this.
00:08:35This idiot thinks he can beat me at three-card money.
00:08:38You got it, hotshot.
00:08:40Let's play.
00:08:41You know the deal.
00:08:43Follow the queen.
00:08:44You get the win.
00:08:46You pick the ten of spades.
00:08:48Well, your girlfriend knows what to do, then.
00:08:52You pick.
00:08:54You pick.
00:08:55Who's this guy?
00:08:56What a loser.
00:08:57She kept walking, bro, instead of trying being a hero.
00:09:01Do you really want me to pick you, huh?
00:09:04Absolutely.
00:09:05You got it.
00:09:23Damn.
00:09:24He got it.
00:09:24That's impossible.
00:09:31Listen, you son of a bitch, I don't know who the hell you are.
00:09:34This bracelet is mine.
00:09:37Well then, why is it in my hand?
00:09:44You dirty thief.
00:09:51Are you looking for this?
00:09:55Why don't you scram before I take everything else you've got?
00:09:58Hey man, it's all good.
00:10:01I was just messing around.
00:10:09Three card Monty.
00:10:11It's always a scam.
00:10:12I know, I know.
00:10:14I just, I thought I could crack it, but I was screwed until you came along.
00:10:24This bracelet, why is it so important to you?
00:10:28It was my childhood best friends.
00:10:31We grew up in an orphanage together and, well he, he died.
00:10:38That's all I have left of him.
00:10:43Have a good night for you.
00:10:46Wait, you just saved me.
00:10:49You're going to let me walk home alone?
00:10:53Nice for dinner.
00:10:55That was amazing.
00:10:57Uh, I should probably get going.
00:11:01Hey, where did you learn those tricks you used on the scammers today?
00:11:04Uh, I guess I must have picked it up backstage.
00:11:08Bullshit.
00:11:09You have training.
00:11:10You know, maybe just a little, uh...
00:11:14Just light a hand.
00:11:22You know, your hand saved me today.
00:11:29You wouldn't look at me like that if you knew Eric died because of me.
00:11:34They, uh...
00:11:35Say you're welcome.
00:11:50Ray.
00:11:57Do you want to see my magic trick?
00:12:18I'm not who you think I am.
00:12:24Then who are you?
00:12:27I'm the bastard who's cockiness killed Eric.
00:12:30I think.
00:12:32I think it's better if I left.
00:12:56Hey!
00:12:57Drop boy!
00:13:00What did I tell you?
00:13:02I don't want your fat fingers breaking my stuff.
00:13:04Well, I'm the prop assistant.
00:13:05Just doing my job.
00:13:07No, your job is to clean up dove shit.
00:13:10See this stuff?
00:13:11This stuff is to not be touched by anyone less than a three-star magician.
00:13:17Correct me if I'm wrong.
00:13:26But you're not a three-star magician, are you?
00:13:30No.
00:13:31Not.
00:13:32Not since I was 12.
00:13:34After becoming the world's first seven-star magician,
00:13:36the Society of Magicians gave up trying to rank me.
00:13:39Damn right you're not.
00:13:47You're lucky to be even our little prop boy.
00:13:49And to be in the same room as us real magicians.
00:13:55Okay.
00:13:58What did you do to my deck?
00:14:02Nothing.
00:14:03I was just putting him away.
00:14:04Listen, fool.
00:14:05This is my gold Zephyr deck.
00:14:08The master of magic himself used this type of deck.
00:14:11Actually, I prefer the platinum deck.
00:14:13Well, if they're so priceless,
00:14:15maybe you should put them away properly
00:14:16instead of throwing them on the table
00:14:17like they're just some $2 deck from the gas station.
00:14:19Oh, you think ruining my deck is funny?
00:14:23You're fired!
00:14:26If I lose this job,
00:14:28I won't be able to watch over Bree.
00:14:30I need you to find Bree.
00:14:32Halpera.
00:14:34Yeah, look, I'm sorry.
00:14:35No, it's too late for that now.
00:14:37Because here comes Mr. Kensington.
00:14:47Hello, Mr. Kensington.
00:14:49You're looking better, sir.
00:14:50I'll be good to go for the opening of the show.
00:14:55But let this be a reminder.
00:14:57What we do is dangerous.
00:15:00Sir, that is exactly what I wanted to tell you about.
00:15:03I've had to fire the prop boy over here.
00:15:05What?
00:15:06Why?
00:15:06He's careless and cocky.
00:15:08He's a liability, no matter how hot you think he is.
00:15:11I never said that.
00:15:13Mm-hmm.
00:15:13Mr. Kensington,
00:15:15Daniel's been nothing but a professional
00:15:16since he's worked here.
00:15:17Sir, sir, he nearly destroyed my gold Zephyr deck.
00:15:22Daniel, is this true?
00:15:24Of course not.
00:15:25Sir, who are you going to believe?
00:15:26A common worker or a three-star magician?
00:15:30Look, Samuel, I've seen his skills.
00:15:32He would never damage a deck.
00:15:35Show them.
00:15:35Show them what you can do.
00:15:42Yeah, Daniel.
00:15:43Let's see it.
00:15:44Show us what you got.
00:15:45Do you even know a single trick?
00:15:47Tell you what.
00:15:48If you can rearrange my deck by rank and suit
00:15:51without damaging it,
00:15:52in 15 seconds,
00:15:55you can keep your job.
00:15:5615 seconds, that's impossible.
00:15:58I don't even know if the Master of Magic
00:16:00could have done it that quick.
00:16:01But if you can't,
00:16:03I demand, as a three-star magician,
00:16:07that you fire him.
00:16:10Samuel, this isn't fair.
00:16:11I know,
00:16:12but while I disagree with it,
00:16:15Xander has the right to challenge Daniel.
00:16:17But, sir, he...
00:16:18Rhi,
00:16:20it's okay.
00:16:2215 seconds.
00:16:25You're on.
00:16:34The idiot.
00:16:35He's so dumb that he thinks he has a chance.
00:16:38Ready to do this?
00:16:40Daniel, you really don't have to.
00:16:42Aw, the little prop boy has a cheering section.
00:16:45Now, if I win,
00:16:47you're all going to have to start treating Brie
00:16:48with more respect around here.
00:16:50It's her money that's bankrolling this entire show.
00:16:53Brie, look at that.
00:16:55Got a knight in shining coveralls.
00:16:58Fine. Deal.
00:17:00It's not like you have a chance in hell anyway.
00:17:0215 seconds.
00:17:04Here we go.
00:17:12What's he doing?
00:17:13What he's doing is making a complete ass out of himself.
00:17:1610 seconds.
00:17:20Oh, wow.
00:17:22Giving up already?
00:17:23Clearly can't hack the big leagues.
00:17:25You said he was good.
00:17:26I thought you would at least try.
00:17:29Getting security on the phone
00:17:31to escort you out in
00:17:325, 4, 3, 2...
00:18:00Absolutely impossible.
00:18:05How did you do that?
00:18:06There's no way.
00:18:07I don't think I've ever seen anything like this.
00:18:09Nobody but the Master of Magic could have done this.
00:18:15No.
00:18:16No, no, no.
00:18:17You clearly switched out the deck
00:18:18while Brie was distracting us.
00:18:20I knew it.
00:18:21Yeah, of course.
00:18:21Just some amateur trying something stupid.
00:18:23Nothing but a cheap, lazy trick from a hack.
00:18:27Now.
00:18:29We've got a show to prep.
00:18:32Sophie, Eugene,
00:18:33stop gobbling out those cards
00:18:34and let's get to work.
00:18:35Come on.
00:18:38Samuel,
00:18:39you believe you really did it, right?
00:18:41I don't know what to believe.
00:18:45Al, come on.
00:18:47The show opens in a few days.
00:18:48We need to prep.
00:18:50Oh, you don't have to worry about prepping.
00:19:03This is not going to be a show.
00:19:06Who is this?
00:19:07It's Richard Kim.
00:19:08He produces every other magic show in town.
00:19:12Samuel hates him.
00:19:13Richard, get the hell out of my theater.
00:19:16Your theater.
00:19:18Oh, no, no, my little friend.
00:19:20This is now my theater.
00:19:22What the hell are you talking about?
00:19:24I have a three-year lease with the owner.
00:19:28Which, as of this morning, is me.
00:19:30I bought the theater.
00:19:31Which means you and your dirty pack of magical nobodies
00:19:35have one hour to get the hell out.
00:19:40You can't just buy the theater.
00:19:43I'm the biggest show in town.
00:19:45Used to be.
00:19:46You're past your prime.
00:19:47My new show will triple your numbers.
00:19:50The contract can't be canceled.
00:19:51I'll lose everything.
00:19:53If Brie loses this show,
00:19:55the orphanage that I grew up in
00:19:56that saved my life as a child
00:19:58will be destroyed.
00:20:00Hey, we still have a contract.
00:20:01You can't just kick us out.
00:20:02Hey, hey, hey, doll face.
00:20:04How about you focus on looking sexy
00:20:06while being cut in half
00:20:08and let the adults talk?
00:20:09I'm the show's producer.
00:20:11And if you cancel the show,
00:20:12I'll sue you into oblivion.
00:20:14Not if I can prove you're not worthy of this theater.
00:20:17I'll give you a chance.
00:20:19A head-to-head magical competition.
00:20:22Your old man and his team wins.
00:20:24You keep your contract.
00:20:26My team wins.
00:20:27Your contract is terminated.
00:20:29And you go back to doing
00:20:30birthday parties for eight-year-olds.
00:20:34Deal.
00:20:36Mr. Kensington will wipe the floor
00:20:38with whoever you put him up against.
00:20:39Great.
00:20:40The competition will be tonight.
00:20:43Tonight?
00:20:44His cast doesn't come off for another week.
00:20:46Not my problem.
00:20:47Hope you have a good backup team.
00:20:54Ladies and gentlemen,
00:20:56are you ready for the epic
00:20:57no-hulls-barred battle
00:20:59to see who will get this theater
00:21:01and who will be thrown out into the street?
00:21:07Don't worry.
00:21:08We have an ace of our sleeve.
00:21:11Daniel.
00:21:12You gotta be kidding.
00:21:13You're not seriously considering
00:21:14putting the prop boy out there.
00:21:16His best trick is probably making
00:21:17a penny up here behind his ear.
00:21:19It's all or nothing for us.
00:21:21All right?
00:21:21Richard Kin isn't sending
00:21:22lightweights to this brawl.
00:21:23He's got world-class,
00:21:25real magicians.
00:21:27Yeah, no problem.
00:21:28I'm good enough to take on
00:21:29anyone that Kin sends to us.
00:21:30And now,
00:21:31the challengers.
00:21:33Richard Kin's latest sensation,
00:21:36Matt Von Dier.
00:21:50Oh, no.
00:21:53Oh, God, no.
00:21:54What?
00:21:55How did he get Matt Van Buren?
00:22:00He's the youngest magician
00:22:02to have five stars.
00:22:04He's one of the best in the world.
00:22:10That guy?
00:22:11Xavier will wipe the floor with his ass.
00:22:13Yeah.
00:22:13Bring him on.
00:22:14Now, for the first act,
00:22:16or should I say miracle,
00:22:19before each magician
00:22:21is a glass of water,
00:22:22the magicians must turn
00:22:23their water into wine
00:22:25in a way that our top judges
00:22:28can't figure out.
00:22:29The magician to stump
00:22:31the most judges wins.
00:22:33Matt Van Buren won the Grand Prix
00:22:35for Close-Up Magic last year.
00:22:37This plays exactly to his strengths.
00:22:39He's way beyond Xavier's league.
00:22:42We're gonna lose.
00:22:50Maybe not.
00:22:50Showtime.
00:22:57Xavier!
00:23:01Xavier!
00:23:02Not you.
00:23:03What?
00:23:14You should go out this round.
00:23:18What?
00:23:18He...
00:23:19He's not even a magician.
00:23:20He's just the guy
00:23:21that cleans up dust shit.
00:23:23Yeah, Xavier's the best of all of us.
00:23:24Yeah.
00:23:24Look, girl,
00:23:25I know you have a little crush on me,
00:23:27but probably believe this is a real magician.
00:23:28Samuel,
00:23:29you can't seriously be considering this.
00:23:31I mean,
00:23:31that guy is gonna piss himself out there.
00:23:34And the magician
00:23:35from the Kensington team.
00:23:46Maybe he's just the prop assistant,
00:23:49but I need a Hail Mary right now.
00:23:52Daniel.
00:24:00Oh, my God.
00:24:02You're prop boy.
00:24:03You're really gonna put up the help
00:24:04against someone like Matt Van Buren.
00:24:07Don't worry, kid.
00:24:08This will be over real quick.
00:24:09And then you can run back
00:24:10to the shadows where you belong.
00:24:12It's a shame, though,
00:24:13because Matt's just my warm-up act.
00:24:16If you'll get beat so bad,
00:24:17you'll never see my big showstopper.
00:24:19Matt Van Buren's just the warm-up act?
00:24:22He's one of the best in the world.
00:24:23They say he might even get a six-star soon.
00:24:25There hasn't been a new six-star magician
00:24:27in over a decade.
00:24:28No, it's obvious what Samuel's doing.
00:24:30Okay, he knows he doesn't have a chance,
00:24:32so he's already looking for excuses.
00:24:34When he loses,
00:24:35he'll say it's because he gave a nobody a try.
00:24:37Boss, this guy is a hack.
00:24:40He's gonna make a fool out of all of us.
00:24:42It's a two-out-of-three competition.
00:24:44We need to judge their strength.
00:24:47Oh, I get it.
00:24:48You see, Samuel's sending Daniel out
00:24:51to get slaughtered,
00:24:52and then I come in and save the day.
00:24:54Worth that.
00:24:54He actually thinks he's out there
00:24:55because he has a shot at being a real magician.
00:25:00And you are...
00:25:02Daniel.
00:25:03Just Daniel.
00:25:05Nice coveralls.
00:25:07Daniel, I give my servants the same ones.
00:25:10Enjoy your moment, just Daniel.
00:25:12This will be the biggest crowd
00:25:14you ever perform for.
00:25:15I can't believe he actually
00:25:16went there as if he was a real magician.
00:25:18It's like he's trying to be embarrassed.
00:25:20It's sad.
00:25:21He really thought that he could hang with the pros?
00:25:23No.
00:25:24You're sure about this?
00:25:26Just trust me.
00:25:31Don't feel too bad.
00:25:32You should be honored
00:25:33to be on the stage with me.
00:25:36Gentlemen, are you ready?
00:25:37I was born ready.
00:25:39What about you, buddy?
00:25:41You look a little nervous.
00:25:43Maybe you should be.
00:25:46Because I'm about to embarrass
00:25:48the living shit out of you.
00:25:53God.
00:25:54He's frozen with fear.
00:25:56Come on, Daniel.
00:25:57Was it stupid to pick him?
00:25:59Daniel, are you okay?
00:26:02Absolutely.
00:26:03Oh, my God.
00:26:04What a shit show.
00:26:06He's not even prepping you.
00:26:08Hey, newbie.
00:26:09This is when you're supposed
00:26:10to prepare your illusion.
00:26:12I'm good.
00:26:15No.
00:26:17I'm good.
00:26:18That's why I have
00:26:19a five-star magician's amulet
00:26:21and you have what?
00:26:23Cover alls covered in dirt
00:26:25and dove shit.
00:26:27Tell you what,
00:26:27it's not too soon to back out.
00:26:30If you do,
00:26:31I'll give you the honor
00:26:32of having my autograph.
00:26:33Are you ready?
00:26:35Or do you need more time to prepare?
00:26:37No, I don't need more time
00:26:38for this trick.
00:26:42Then first up
00:26:44is Matt Von Buren.
00:26:46Pay attention.
00:26:48This is where you learn
00:26:49to respect your betters.
00:27:04He's finished!
00:27:05Yeah!
00:27:07The latest star of the show!
00:27:10That was seamless.
00:27:12Unbelievable.
00:27:13Even I don't know
00:27:14how he did that.
00:27:15There's no way
00:27:16Daniel could do a trick
00:27:17that's even as fresh
00:27:18and as good as Matt's.
00:27:22What do you think, judges?
00:27:24Did Matt Von Buren's trick
00:27:25fool you?
00:27:26I have no idea
00:27:28how that was done.
00:27:29If I didn't know any better,
00:27:30I'd say it's a miracle.
00:27:31I'm stumped.
00:27:32Well done.
00:27:33You're three for three.
00:27:36You have stumped our judges.
00:27:40Does anyone here
00:27:41know how he accomplished
00:27:42his trick?
00:27:43Anyone?
00:27:48You have something
00:27:49to say, prop boy.
00:27:51I mean, your trick
00:27:51wasn't bad.
00:27:53I just know exactly
00:27:54how you did it.
00:28:01Sure you do.
00:28:03Please, enlighten us.
00:28:05Tell us all
00:28:05how I did my trick.
00:28:07All in good time.
00:28:09Idiot.
00:28:10Everybody knows
00:28:10that he's lying.
00:28:11Pathetic.
00:28:12Daniel?
00:28:13You're up?
00:28:23What's he doing?
00:28:24He's making a fool
00:28:25out of all of us.
00:28:26Hey there.
00:28:27Looks like your fellow's
00:28:28got some stage fright.
00:28:31This is what happens
00:28:33when you don't respect
00:28:33the craft.
00:28:34You're making a fool
00:28:35out of all of us.
00:28:37I think he can do it.
00:28:38It doesn't matter
00:28:39what you think, okay?
00:28:41You're not one of us.
00:28:43You're just some dumb girl
00:28:44who had a little bit
00:28:45of money to burn.
00:28:46If it weren't for you,
00:28:47we wouldn't be in this mess.
00:28:56Looks like you're
00:28:57having some trouble.
00:28:59Here.
00:29:00Why don't you
00:29:01let me help you?
00:29:04Ooh, magic!
00:29:07Switch it now, prop boy.
00:29:10You need to end this.
00:29:12Now!
00:29:13You're...
00:29:16You're right.
00:29:20I swore off my old life.
00:29:31But I can't keep running forever.
00:29:39Ladies and gentlemen,
00:29:41are you ready
00:29:42for something extraordinary?
00:29:46Now, but first,
00:29:47I'm gonna need some help.
00:29:50Bree, could you come here?
00:29:58What is he doing?
00:30:00You gotta be kidding me.
00:30:01This is just sad.
00:30:12You all know magic is an illusion,
00:30:15but still, you hold out hope
00:30:17that one day you'll experience
00:30:18something so incredible
00:30:20you can never explain it
00:30:22in a million years.
00:30:23Well, isn't this like life?
00:30:25See, every day,
00:30:26you experience your reality
00:30:27through your senses.
00:30:28But what if you couldn't trust
00:30:30your senses?
00:30:37Wouldn't your reality then
00:30:39just be an illusion?
00:30:42Don't blink.
00:30:44You'll miss it.
00:30:59That's it?
00:31:01Nothing happened.
00:31:03You're supposed to change
00:31:03the water into wine.
00:31:05Hey, Mr. Kensington,
00:31:06I told you,
00:31:07you shouldn't have put
00:31:07that glorified janitor up
00:31:09to take my place.
00:31:10You should have
00:31:10respected my ranking.
00:31:12No, I think there's something
00:31:14else going on.
00:31:16Now, I apologize,
00:31:17ladies and gentlemen.
00:31:17I can't seem to complete
00:31:19my transformation.
00:31:20I knew it!
00:31:22This theater is mine!
00:31:24Without one final piece
00:31:25of equipment,
00:31:26which will be coming
00:31:27right about now.
00:31:41What's he doing?
00:31:42He's such a...
00:31:43a cake knife?
00:31:45He's gonna shatter that glass
00:31:46all over the floor!
00:31:54How?
00:32:03Unbelievable.
00:32:04Amazing.
00:32:12Whoa!
00:32:13That is fast.
00:32:15There you go!
00:32:15Okay!
00:32:17My judges.
00:32:18You're a young man!
00:32:20That's incredible!
00:32:24Cake.
00:32:25The lava is a chocolate
00:32:26wine reduction sauce.
00:32:28Really good.
00:32:29I can't believe
00:32:30I'm eating cake.
00:32:31The only person
00:32:31I've ever seen
00:32:32do a trick like this
00:32:33was the master of magic.
00:32:37Manu?
00:32:44How is this possible?
00:32:51Now for the critical moment.
00:32:53Judges,
00:32:53what do you think?
00:32:54Do you know
00:32:55how he did it?
00:32:56I have no idea.
00:32:57Not a clue.
00:32:59And you, Jennifer?
00:33:01I'm completely stumped.
00:33:05Well,
00:33:05in the case of a tie,
00:33:07we turn back
00:33:07to the magicians themselves.
00:33:10Daniel?
00:33:11You said earlier
00:33:12you know how Matthew
00:33:13did his trick.
00:33:15Tell us.
00:33:16Yeah.
00:33:16Tell us.
00:33:19He dropped in
00:33:20edible iron filmes.
00:33:23Then a hidden magnetic fan
00:33:25spun the iron,
00:33:26ironizing.
00:33:28Turning the water red
00:33:29and giving it
00:33:31the earthy flavors
00:33:31of a wine.
00:33:34That's
00:33:36correct.
00:33:39Amazing!
00:33:40And Matthew,
00:33:41how did Daniel
00:33:43do his trick?
00:33:49I don't know.
00:33:51And with that,
00:33:52Daniel wins
00:33:53our first round.
00:33:59I didn't see what you did.
00:34:03With your help,
00:34:07I need a knife.
00:34:09Let's give him cake.
00:34:12Well done,
00:34:14young man.
00:34:15The only other magician
00:34:17that could have
00:34:17accomplished
00:34:18that transformation
00:34:19was the master of magic.
00:34:23No!
00:34:24No!
00:34:25He didn't transform anything!
00:34:26He didn't even teleport!
00:34:28He must have cheated.
00:34:29There's no way
00:34:30an untrained worker
00:34:31has that much
00:34:32level of skill!
00:34:33Exactly!
00:34:34He probably
00:34:35blackmailed the judges
00:34:35or something!
00:34:38How could you
00:34:39let him beat you?
00:34:40You embarrassed us
00:34:41with your performance!
00:34:42How was I supposed
00:34:42to know he was
00:34:43going to do that
00:34:43with the cop
00:34:44and teleport
00:34:44to the judges?
00:34:45Who is that guy?
00:34:50It doesn't matter.
00:34:52Get out of my face.
00:34:53It's time for
00:34:53the real magicians
00:34:54to get to work.
00:34:56You think you've won?
00:34:59You haven't won shit!
00:35:02It's time to bring
00:35:03out my A-team.
00:35:09Kate Barlow!
00:35:18Miss Barlow,
00:35:20thank you for joining us.
00:35:22That's Kate Barlow.
00:35:24She's the FISM
00:35:25world champion
00:35:25in parlor magic
00:35:26and an actual
00:35:28six-star magician.
00:35:29All right.
00:35:30Who's ready
00:35:31for the headliner?
00:35:35Second round
00:35:35is quick change magic.
00:35:37That's Sophie's specialty.
00:35:38You had your little fun
00:35:39in the first round,
00:35:40but now
00:35:41watch an axle prep.
00:35:43A real magician
00:35:44doesn't need
00:35:44to bribe the judges
00:35:45or cause some
00:35:47fake amateur distractions.
00:35:48A real magician
00:35:50doesn't need to
00:35:50because she
00:35:51has hard-earned skills.
00:35:53Now.
00:35:55Yeah!
00:35:57Get him, Sophie!
00:35:58Always nice to see a fellow
00:35:59female on stage.
00:36:00Too bad I'm gonna crush you.
00:36:02Oh.
00:36:03You think so?
00:36:04Your rank is impressive,
00:36:06but it doesn't scare me.
00:36:07Oh, you think I brought in
00:36:09Miss Barlow just for her rank?
00:36:12You didn't?
00:36:13I brought in Kate Barlow
00:36:15because she was the protege
00:36:16of the master of magic.
00:36:20He taught me
00:36:21everything he knows.
00:36:23Funny.
00:36:24I don't remember
00:36:25training her.
00:36:26You were trained
00:36:28by the master of magic?
00:36:29Oh, she wasn't just
00:36:30trained by him.
00:36:31He realized
00:36:32that she was better
00:36:33than him.
00:36:33That's why he
00:36:34disappeared.
00:36:36That can't be true, right?
00:36:37Richard wouldn't dare
00:36:39make a claim like that
00:36:40if it wasn't true.
00:36:41So what you're saying
00:36:42is that we have to compete
00:36:43against somebody
00:36:44who's better
00:36:45than the master of magic?
00:36:47Oh, so what?
00:36:47I'll still destroy you.
00:36:49Sophie, shut up.
00:36:52Miss Barlow,
00:36:54it is an honor
00:36:55to compete
00:36:56with a magician
00:36:57of your caliber.
00:36:59I wish I could say the same,
00:37:01but honestly,
00:37:03it's an insult
00:37:04you're even trying to compete.
00:37:07So why are you here?
00:37:09To shatter my teacher's
00:37:11old records
00:37:11and publicly declare myself
00:37:14the new master of magic.
00:37:20Ladies and gentlemen,
00:37:22this next act
00:37:23is even harder
00:37:24than our first.
00:37:25It is all about
00:37:26quick change magic,
00:37:28transforming outfits
00:37:29as many times as possible
00:37:30in 30 seconds.
00:37:32The world record
00:37:33is 17 changes
00:37:36held by the master
00:37:37of magic.
00:37:43Do you think you can beat that?
00:37:45That's a change
00:37:46every two seconds.
00:37:47There's no way
00:37:47you can beat that.
00:37:48I could beat that
00:37:49in my sleep.
00:37:54How?
00:37:54There's not a magic technique
00:37:56in the world
00:37:56that would make
00:37:56that trick possible.
00:37:57Only the master of magic
00:37:59would be able to do that.
00:38:00I know every one
00:38:01of his secrets.
00:38:03Are you saying
00:38:04you're going to break
00:38:05the master of magic's record?
00:38:07Who here would like
00:38:09to see me break the record?
00:38:12Then start the music.
00:38:25One, two, three, standard.
00:38:29Oh my God, her pace.
00:38:30How is she doing?
00:38:34Is she about to break the record?
00:38:35You're about to break the record?
00:38:36Oh my God.
00:38:38This is unreal.
00:38:40This is history.
00:38:42That is 18 changes.
00:38:45Ladies and gentlemen,
00:38:46we have a new world record
00:38:48and possibly
00:38:48a new master of magic.
00:38:52I can't believe
00:38:53she just did that.
00:38:54I've never seen
00:38:55anything like it.
00:38:56The concentration,
00:38:57the skill needed
00:38:58to do something like that.
00:39:01She had to learn it
00:39:02from the master of magic.
00:39:03I wouldn't believe it
00:39:04if I hadn't just seen it
00:39:05with my own eyes.
00:39:06For a second there,
00:39:07I thought she'd actually
00:39:08figure out my technique.
00:39:09But no,
00:39:10she's a fraud like the rest.
00:39:12Sophie,
00:39:13you can beat that, right?
00:39:15I can only manage
00:39:16nine or ten changes
00:39:17but not 18.
00:39:21Well,
00:39:22are you even going
00:39:23to attempt to compete
00:39:24or do you just want
00:39:26to give me the theater now?
00:39:28No one can do that.
00:39:30We should just give up.
00:39:31Come on, Sophie.
00:39:32There has to be some chance.
00:39:33Okay, you don't know
00:39:34what you're talking about.
00:39:36I can't do that.
00:39:37No one can do that.
00:39:39You're just some dumb girl
00:39:40with money who tried
00:39:41to get into magic
00:39:42but you don't know
00:39:42anything about magic.
00:39:44Can you put that guy
00:39:45on stage for Pete's sake?
00:39:46Are you going to come out here
00:39:48and embarrass yourselves
00:39:49or can I get ready
00:39:50for my first photo shoot
00:39:52as the new master of magic?
00:39:55Come on.
00:39:56One of you
00:39:56at least has to try.
00:39:58I can't lose this contract.
00:40:00I have children
00:40:00that are my responsibility
00:40:02and they will starve.
00:40:03Sophie?
00:40:06Eugene?
00:40:07Xavier?
00:40:08If I had my hand,
00:40:10I would try
00:40:12but I don't even think
00:40:13I would stand a chance.
00:40:15Well, well.
00:40:16Looks like I won.
00:40:18Sir,
00:40:19are you hiring?
00:40:22Really?
00:40:23You're going to betray your boss
00:40:25right in front of him.
00:40:26Might as well.
00:40:27We can't go down
00:40:28with a sinking ship
00:40:28of losers.
00:40:29Sorry, Samuel.
00:40:30You should not put your faith
00:40:31in a stupid girl
00:40:32who doesn't understand
00:40:33the first thing about magic.
00:40:34It's over.
00:40:35The theater is mine.
00:40:39I failed them.
00:40:41I failed the originate.
00:40:44Might as well go with them, Daniel.
00:40:48Hey, watch.
00:40:48Where are you going?
00:40:52What is he doing?
00:40:54We still have a shot.
00:40:57I'm going to take it.
00:40:58Daniel, stop.
00:40:59You can't just go out there
00:40:59and embarrass yourself.
00:41:00I won't let you.
00:41:01Marie,
00:41:02do you trust me?
00:41:07And with the Kensington team
00:41:08giving up,
00:41:09the winners are...
00:41:11Wait.
00:41:15The Kensington team
00:41:16sold us to do
00:41:16their quick change act.
00:41:19That's adorable.
00:41:21Do you even know
00:41:21what a quick change act is,
00:41:23prop boy?
00:41:24I'll manage.
00:41:26Really, Samuel?
00:41:27Daniel, you're sending out
00:41:28the help again?
00:41:29This loser has no chance
00:41:30of beating Kate.
00:41:31Sir, we tried to warn him,
00:41:33but Samuel just wouldn't.
00:41:34Listen.
00:41:35This worker conned him
00:41:36just like he conned the judges
00:41:38in the last round.
00:41:39Hey, that's not true.
00:41:40The only reason why he's here
00:41:41is because Bree has a little crush on him.
00:41:43That's enough.
00:41:44Ooh, is that what's going on?
00:41:46The producer's amateur boyfriend
00:41:48is trying to save the show.
00:41:50That's really cute.
00:41:51I said that's enough.
00:41:53Daniel, are you ready?
00:41:57Your time starts...
00:42:01now.
00:42:11We're waiting.
00:42:13Look at all these quick changes.
00:42:15He's going so fast,
00:42:16I can't keep track of them.
00:42:18What's he doing, James?
00:42:20Does he even do his magic?
00:42:21Hey, honey.
00:42:22It doesn't look like magic's your thing,
00:42:25but I'm always hiring boys
00:42:26to do my laundry.
00:42:28What are you doing, boy?
00:42:31Just trust him.
00:42:32He has it under control.
00:42:33Are you kidding me?
00:42:34If he has it under control,
00:42:36I'm freaking Merlin himself.
00:42:38Hey, Bree,
00:42:38you might want to turn around
00:42:40for this one, okay?
00:42:41Your boyfriend is about
00:42:43to reveal himself
00:42:43for the fraud
00:42:44that he truly is.
00:42:45Seriously, get off the stage.
00:42:47You look like a fucking ass.
00:42:50Yo, buddy,
00:42:50you're not getting 18, bro.
00:42:52Knock it out.
00:42:53Daniel, what are you doing?
00:42:55Are you happy?
00:42:56You've embarrassed yourself
00:42:57and wasted my precious time.
00:43:05Time.
00:43:06Time is a funny thing, isn't it?
00:43:09See, we always complain
00:43:10that time goes by too fast.
00:43:12But in moments like these,
00:43:13it's like time
00:43:15stand still.
00:43:20Your technique wasn't bad.
00:43:22Just wasn't the master
00:43:23of magic's technique.
00:43:27This is.
00:43:30What's he gonna do?
00:43:32I'm trying now.
00:43:37I'm blank.
00:43:47Congratulations.
00:43:48One change in 30 seconds.
00:43:50I win.
00:43:51But you can't call that
00:43:53a competition.
00:43:54What a waste of time.
00:43:55Sophie at least
00:43:55would have had a chance.
00:43:56Well, I think we know
00:43:57who won this contest.
00:44:00You sure about that?
00:44:02What?
00:44:18How did he do that?
00:44:2377, 78.
00:44:33Ladies and gentlemen,
00:44:35we have 78 changes.
00:44:37I can't believe it.
00:44:38It's not possible.
00:44:39It's impossible.
00:44:42It's impossible for mere mortals,
00:44:45but not for the master of magic.
00:44:48Wait.
00:44:49Is he the real master of magic?
00:44:53The misdirect you used.
00:44:56Showmanship.
00:44:57The transformation
00:44:58on a massive scale.
00:45:01Ladies and gentlemen,
00:45:02you have just witnessed
00:45:03the return of a legend
00:45:04because this man
00:45:06is the master of magic.
00:45:14I knew it.
00:45:16I knew it.
00:45:18Oh.
00:45:19Cause.
00:45:21I just made an axe of myself
00:45:23in front of the real
00:45:25master of magic.
00:45:26With that question,
00:45:28I believe I see
00:45:28for all three judges
00:45:29to declare that
00:45:31Daniel is the winner
00:45:32of this competition.
00:45:34Ladies and gentlemen,
00:45:35you heard it.
00:45:35Daniel wins the competition.
00:45:38Woo!
00:45:40Daniel!
00:45:40Daniel!
00:45:41Daniel!
00:45:43Daniel!
00:45:43Daniel!
00:45:45Daniel!
00:45:46Daniel!
00:45:47Daniel!
00:45:48Please.
00:45:49Please forgive me.
00:45:50I was just so inspired
00:45:51by your example
00:45:52growing up
00:45:52that I feel as if
00:45:53you've been with me
00:45:54every step of the way.
00:45:55How dare you lie to me?
00:45:57You swore to me
00:45:58you learned everything
00:45:58from him.
00:45:59You're nothing but a fraud.
00:46:01Get out of here!
00:46:06I've spent the last
00:46:07six years looking for you.
00:46:09I'd almost given up hope
00:46:10I'd ever find
00:46:11the master of magic.
00:46:12Cause I know
00:46:13that before you
00:46:14were the master of magic,
00:46:16you were a world-class
00:46:17cat burglar.
00:46:21Tonight,
00:46:22the Diamond Nebula Casino
00:46:24will have its biggest
00:46:24influx of cash
00:46:25in over a year.
00:46:26I'm pulling together
00:46:27an organization to take it.
00:46:29I'm talking hundreds
00:46:30of millions of dollars.
00:46:32You'd make more
00:46:33in one night
00:46:34than a lifetime
00:46:35performing on this stage.
00:46:37Here.
00:46:39Down payment
00:46:40to show you
00:46:40I'm serious.
00:46:42So what do you say?
00:46:44Ready to make
00:46:45some real money?
00:46:48I won both rounds
00:46:49of the competition,
00:46:50didn't I?
00:46:51Well, yes.
00:46:54Then Mr. Kensington
00:46:55gets to keep his theater.
00:46:56That was the deal.
00:46:58Right.
00:46:59Of course.
00:47:00But what do you think
00:47:01of my offer?
00:47:03What do I think
00:47:03of your offer?
00:47:10Now, why don't you
00:47:11get out of here
00:47:12before I conjure
00:47:12a horse out of your ass?
00:47:14Yeah!
00:47:17That was so good!
00:47:22Wow!
00:47:23Everybody,
00:47:24give it up
00:47:25for the master
00:47:26of magic!
00:47:27Wow!
00:47:30You know, Daniel,
00:47:32when I first saw you,
00:47:33I knew that you were special.
00:47:35Yeah, of course.
00:47:36I mean,
00:47:37even an idiot
00:47:37could see
00:47:38that you was
00:47:39the master of magic.
00:47:40And honestly,
00:47:42I just feel
00:47:43so honored
00:47:44to be standing
00:47:45in the same room
00:47:46as you right now.
00:47:48Wow!
00:47:50You guys are acting
00:47:51like you had his back
00:47:52this whole time.
00:47:53After all the abuse
00:47:54you heaped on him earlier?
00:47:55No, we were just joking!
00:47:58Right?
00:47:59Guys?
00:48:01You're going to stay
00:48:02with us.
00:48:03Right, Daniel?
00:48:04Yeah, of course
00:48:05he's going to stay
00:48:06with us.
00:48:06We were just,
00:48:07you know,
00:48:08showing him some love.
00:48:09Yeah!
00:48:10The three of you,
00:48:11your actions
00:48:12were a disgrace.
00:48:14Disrespecting
00:48:15the greatest
00:48:15magician
00:48:16of all time.
00:48:18I think
00:48:19Daniel should decide
00:48:20what your punishment is.
00:48:22Punishment?
00:48:22Punishment is
00:48:23a very strong word.
00:48:24No, we don't.
00:48:25I don't like that.
00:48:26You know.
00:48:28I do think
00:48:30maybe a little
00:48:31public humiliation
00:48:33will do you
00:48:34three some good.
00:48:40I know, I see it!
00:48:42That's the most
00:48:42embarrassing thing
00:48:43I've ever seen!
00:48:44Disgusting!
00:48:45We have to go here!
00:48:53So,
00:48:54you're really him.
00:48:58Master of magic.
00:49:00I don't feel
00:49:01I am worthy
00:49:02to be on the same
00:49:03stage as you.
00:49:04If, um,
00:49:06you want to stay,
00:49:07I'd gladly open
00:49:08for you
00:49:09and give you
00:49:10the marquee
00:49:11performance.
00:49:11But, uh,
00:49:13whether you
00:49:13stay or leave,
00:49:15it's,
00:49:15well,
00:49:15it's completely
00:49:17your decision.
00:49:19So,
00:49:19what do you say?
00:49:22If you knew
00:49:23how I'd let
00:49:23Eric die,
00:49:24you'd hate me.
00:49:27I'm not
00:49:28the master of magic.
00:49:29That may be true,
00:49:32but nobody else
00:49:34could ever do
00:49:35what you did
00:49:36up here.
00:49:40Daniel!
00:49:42Daniel!
00:49:45Daniel!
00:49:46Daniel!
00:49:47Daniel!
00:49:48Daniel!
00:49:49Daniel!
00:49:50That bracelet?
00:49:52Could Daniel
00:49:53be Eric's brother?
00:50:05Daniel!
00:50:07Hey!
00:50:07All this time
00:50:08and I didn't
00:50:09recognize you.
00:50:10Daniel Angier.
00:50:11But you're
00:50:12still the same.
00:50:13The older brother
00:50:14looking out for
00:50:15the smaller kid.
00:50:16Anytime Eric got hurt,
00:50:18he'd come running.
00:50:21When I'm out of the most,
00:50:23I'll let him down.
00:50:28Eric knew what he was doing
00:50:31And he was so proud of you
00:50:33The only time you let him down
00:50:36Is when you stopped being the master of magic
00:50:39What?
00:50:40Eric believed in you
00:50:42And your gifts
00:50:43Don't let your guilt take that away
00:50:46You're still the master of magic
00:50:49You just have to claim it
00:50:57Where'd he go?
00:50:58Daniel! Daniel! We want an interview!
00:51:00In here
00:51:11I could have sworn he went this way
00:51:13He's got to be here somewhere
00:51:23He offends
00:51:24Ah, well that sounds
00:51:27Awful
00:51:27Huh, huh
00:52:03You know, Eric told me to find you.
00:52:10Well, you knew we'd be good together.
00:52:15So, are you ready to call yourself the master of magic again?
00:52:33This looks way worse than when we were kids.
00:52:36Now you see why I was so desperate to get the money.
00:52:53What happened to this orphanage?
00:52:56Good business.
00:52:57That's what happened.
00:53:05This is Barry Carnegie.
00:53:07He owns the orphanage.
00:53:09You're supposed to be in jail.
00:53:10Ah, so you recognize me.
00:53:13Silly boy.
00:53:14Jail and laws are only for the poor.
00:53:17I was out in two years.
00:53:19And I've already taken back my casino.
00:53:21As well as this place.
00:53:23It's mine.
00:53:24I bought it.
00:53:25And I've been using it for child labor.
00:53:27To squeeze every dime out of it.
00:53:29And funnel it into my casino.
00:53:31You're a monster.
00:53:32Nah.
00:53:33If I'm such a monster, why don't you buy the orphanage from me, huh?
00:53:37Oh, you can't because you're poor and pathetic.
00:53:42See this watch?
00:53:43This is worth more than the whole place.
00:53:46So, you either give me the money for the orphanage, or you get the fuck out.
00:53:51I'm gonna get it.
00:53:52Well, babe, you better get all of it to me by noon tomorrow.
00:53:56Because that's when the dozers start up.
00:53:58Who wouldn't tear this place apart from my new casino?
00:54:03But you can't be serious.
00:54:05What about the children?
00:54:07Miss Anderson, what is he talking about?
00:54:10Are we gonna lose our home?
00:54:12Yeah, you are.
00:54:14But, listen.
00:54:17You can stay in my hotel.
00:54:19Ten grand a night.
00:54:21You got that kind of money, kid?
00:54:24I didn't think so.
00:54:27Let's go.
00:54:29Pay who wants millions for this place?
00:54:32I mean, how am I gonna get that kind of money by tomorrow at noon?
00:54:38You'll have your money.
00:54:40Oh, yeah.
00:54:43Where are you gonna get it?
00:54:45Tonight, the Diamond Nebula Casino will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year.
00:54:51I'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:54:54I'm gonna rob your casino.
00:55:18I'm gonna pull off this heist and save the orphanage in your memory, Eric.
00:55:24Oh, I see Richard got the three links to try to steal the money of top burglars in the world.
00:55:31Lily.
00:55:32System logistics and camera espionage.
00:55:37Alisa.
00:55:38Who cracked the Kremlin's most secure vault three times.
00:55:43Anna Vita, who can seduce anyone with a pulse.
00:55:48They're good.
00:55:50Almost as good as me.
00:55:52Fortunately, I can use that to my advantage.
00:56:03So I gather you three are here to rob the Diamond Nebula vault as well.
00:56:13I'm just who you think you are, idiot man with a dead fish.
00:56:16And tell her why she shouldn't gut you right now like a mule deer.
00:56:19Maybe we should play with this little man for a little bit.
00:56:22And then snip his manhood off.
00:56:25We don't need a knife.
00:56:27I'm sure a pair of tweezers would be big enough.
00:56:32Ladies, please.
00:56:34Let's make a deal.
00:56:40See if I can help you, I take a share of it.
00:56:44If I can't, I take nothing.
00:56:53How did he do that?
00:56:56Well, this is Vegas.
00:56:58He's probably just some lucky trickster.
00:57:00Here, have a moment.
00:57:04There's nobody here.
00:57:07Maybe he could be our father.
00:57:08I like it.
00:57:09He's clearly in all of his hands.
00:57:11It's not like he's a pro and we'd see it come in.
00:57:13We could double cross him easy.
00:57:17All right.
00:57:18We'll let you help us.
00:57:20And we'll even let you in all the cash.
00:57:23But you have to prove yourself first.
00:57:29I'm listening.
00:57:31You see that cart over there, little boy?
00:57:34Clear it out.
00:57:35Bring us the chips.
00:57:36You have five minutes.
00:57:38Do that and we will know that you can be a part of this heist.
00:57:41Look at him.
00:57:43This man-child doesn't know the first thing about picking a pocket.
00:57:46First, you're going to need a key.
00:57:48And you've got that.
00:57:49A key.
00:57:51And then...
00:57:53Why aren't you writing this down?
00:57:55Honey, you should give up now.
00:57:57You're a little house kitten dealing with apex predators.
00:58:05Okay.
00:58:08He is stupider than I thought.
00:58:10He's going in the wrong direction.
00:58:12Completely unaware of his environment.
00:58:14Hopeless.
00:58:14This whole thing is a waste of time.
00:58:16Let's just get rid of him.
00:58:21Is he going to drink during a hast?
00:58:23Oh, I am so nervous.
00:58:24I need a drink of water.
00:58:26He's only going to slow us down.
00:58:28Look at him.
00:58:33Oh!
00:58:34Are you serious?
00:58:35She's done.
00:58:36I'm a whole soda walk around.
00:58:37And then you can't watch her step?
00:58:37I am a klutz and a half.
00:58:39I am so sorry.
00:58:40Here, let me just...
00:58:40Let me help you just wipe.
00:58:42No, no, get off of me, man.
00:58:43Piece of garbage.
00:58:44Sorry.
00:58:45Yeah, garbage.
00:58:46Just...
00:58:48He tried a little bump and snatch.
00:58:50He could grab the piece.
00:58:52Miserable failure.
00:58:53I assume enough.
00:58:59You had your shot and you blew it.
00:59:02Like the same thief you are.
00:59:04Now you can go.
00:59:05You blew your chance to work with the best in the world, guy.
00:59:09Best in the world, huh?
00:59:12Although maybe you can tell me how I did this.
00:59:26Impossible.
00:59:27He never even opens a chip card.
00:59:30Who is this guy?
00:59:31Could he be the one playing us?
00:59:34How...
00:59:35How did he do that?
00:59:37Is this enough proof for you?
00:59:39Oh, ladies.
00:59:41Those chips did not come from the card.
00:59:44No one is that girl.
00:59:46He probably already had them on his sleeve.
00:59:49That makes sense.
00:59:50History in this like some little magic show.
00:59:52If he's clearly an amateur, which is good,
00:59:55we wouldn't want to double-cross it, bro.
00:59:56Is that perfect?
00:59:58Don't let's see.
01:00:00All right.
01:00:01They'll let you help us.
01:00:03But don't get in our way.
01:00:07Deal.
01:00:09Okay.
01:00:10Let's get back to the plan, shall we?
01:00:12Cuatro, cinco, seis.
01:00:14I count six guards at the vault.
01:00:16All six Slovakian mercenaries
01:00:19sworn to protect that vault with their lives.
01:00:22This is child's play.
01:00:24Easier than rope and a legless mule.
01:00:26It's time for a distraction.
01:00:29When I walk past those guards,
01:00:32they won't be able to take their eyes off.
01:00:34Your plan is broken.
01:00:38What did you just say?
01:00:40I said your plan is broken.
01:00:42Do you realize how ignorant you sound?
01:00:45Evita seduced presidents, kings, CEOs, bishops,
01:00:49and that perfume that she just sprayed on
01:00:51has a pheromone that completely takes over the male brain.
01:00:59That's what I thought.
01:01:01Finally, something makes it look like Neanderthal school of you.
01:01:04Now shut up and watch your professional work.
01:01:07Look, idiot.
01:01:09Watch your swag.
01:01:13It is already starting to fight.
01:01:16It is already starting to fight.
01:01:32And before this,
01:01:34the head of Monaco.
01:01:35So how exactly is her plan broken?
01:01:38You'll see for yourself in three,
01:01:40two,
01:01:43oh, my God.
01:01:45Oh, my God.
01:01:53Oh, that scent.
01:01:54I get the disease.
01:01:56Halt!
01:01:58Halt!
01:01:59Get back to your post.
01:02:00What are you doing?
01:02:03Damn it.
01:02:04The perfume does not work on Demet.
01:02:06It's fine.
01:02:06I almost got them away from the vault.
01:02:08And that stupid captain means I will try again
01:02:11and it will work.
01:02:12They do not have time.
01:02:13We need an indistration now.
01:02:19What's in him?
01:02:20When he goes to distract the guards,
01:02:22they will catch him.
01:02:22We'll kill two guards with one stone.
01:02:27You go.
01:02:30Ay, ay, ay.
01:02:31These vortex on our beach can even try to be sneaky.
01:02:33I mean, just look at how he walked right up to us earlier.
01:02:36Exactly.
01:02:37He'll get arrested
01:02:38and that will be the big distraction that we need.
01:02:40This snotty-nosed cult really thinks
01:02:42he's getting a payday tonight.
01:02:44I almost feel sorry for him.
01:02:52Is he blind as well as stupid?
01:02:54He's walking right past the guards.
01:02:57Maybe he's leaving.
01:02:59Realizing it was too bad for him.
01:03:04Is he going to gamble now?
01:03:06Is he serious?
01:03:07My priceless, one-of-a-kind, two-faced trick coin.
01:03:10It's hard to let go.
01:03:12But to save the orphans,
01:03:14I'd do anything.
01:03:16He's not even using Zindra's loot machines.
01:03:19He's gambling with the old ones.
01:03:20How is this going to be a distraction?
01:03:21Huh?
01:03:22How?
01:03:25This is ridiculous.
01:03:26We have to go in.
01:03:26He can't even distract the guards.
01:03:28He's not even smart enough to be a ball guard.
01:03:30My bedroom is ready.
01:03:31I'm going back.
01:03:32No, babe.
01:03:36I want to see him fail.
01:03:37Then, we will cut.
01:03:51No way.
01:03:56Oh, my gosh.
01:03:57Amazing.
01:03:58On your first try?
01:04:00Jackpot?
01:04:01How did he do that?
01:04:02Oh, I can't.
01:04:03He probably just got lucky.
01:04:04That's not the real distraction.
01:04:18The slot machines are paying out.
01:04:28Code 11.
01:04:30All security personnel to the floor.
01:04:32That's impossible.
01:04:33Why ain't Sam Hill just happy?
01:04:34Is he more than an amateur?
01:04:36Ladies,
01:04:37are we getting played by Kim?
01:04:44No, probably just more beginner's luck.
01:04:46Right.
01:04:46When we need him to take the fall,
01:04:48he'll still easily do it.
01:04:50He's going in the vault.
01:04:52He's trying to get the cash before we do.
01:05:00Same vault I broke into six years ago
01:05:02to steal the documents that got the owner arrested.
01:05:06Trying to go in without us?
01:05:08Don't think I want that little smokey here
01:05:10to take a piece out of you
01:05:11if you try to double-cross us.
01:05:13Didn't your parents ever teach you
01:05:14not to play with those things?
01:05:18Hot blazes!
01:05:19How did that happen?
01:05:27You were going to pay for that!
01:05:29Don't worry, it'll wash out.
01:05:30And I couldn't double-cross you if I tried.
01:05:35That's right.
01:05:36We're too good.
01:05:37We are professionals.
01:05:38You are just some nobody
01:05:39who thinks a few magic tricks
01:05:41puts you in our league.
01:05:42Oh, whatever.
01:05:43Step aside.
01:05:44We are wasting valuable time.
01:05:45It is time for the professionals to work.
01:05:52Alisa is the best safe cracker in the world.
01:05:55She's cracked into safes
01:05:56at the Bank of London
01:05:57and the New York Federal Reserve
01:05:58and Fort Knox all in one week.
01:06:00Can't do that with your little coin trick.
01:06:02Just as I thought.
01:06:04Three lockers, mechanical combination,
01:06:06and a biometric ID reader.
01:06:08No wonder only one thief
01:06:09has ever been able to crack this safe.
01:06:11Yeah, me.
01:06:13Fortunately, that one thief was me
01:06:17six years ago.
01:06:20Is she really trying to take credit for my heist?
01:06:31One down, three to go.
01:06:38Intruder alert.
01:06:39False entry detected.
01:06:41Notifying authorities in 20 seconds.
01:06:43Meep, meep, meep.
01:06:43Alisa, you triggered the door alarm.
01:06:45We have to make it stop.
01:06:46Just give me a minute.
01:06:47We don't have a minute.
01:06:48How did you disarm it last time?
01:06:50Because it was you
01:06:51who cracked the safe, right?
01:06:52Somebody shuts him up.
01:06:54Eleven.
01:06:55Well, I'm just saying
01:06:55you've done this before,
01:06:57so I'm not sure you have a problem.
01:06:58Stop bothering her with your questions
01:07:00and just standing in the corner
01:07:01like a good little boy.
01:07:02Five.
01:07:03Four.
01:07:05Three.
01:07:06Two.
01:07:08Three.
01:07:09Two.
01:07:12Intruder alert canceled.
01:07:15Got it.
01:07:17Sure you did.
01:07:19How was I supposed to know?
01:07:20The interior had been modified to lock
01:07:22like an IBV international vault.
01:07:24You should have stolen the vault's blueprints beforehand.
01:07:27Like I did.
01:07:28Uh, give me another second.
01:07:30Ladies, we don't have another second.
01:07:32Hold on.
01:07:34I'll give it a shot.
01:07:36You really think you can be fester than me.
01:07:38I am the one who cracks the safe,
01:07:40not you.
01:07:41Stop distracting her.
01:07:42This is a job for the pros.
01:07:44Alisa, you got this.
01:07:45No, she doesn't.
01:07:46What are you talking about?
01:07:48She won't get it open.
01:07:49The place where she's drilling,
01:07:50it won't work.
01:07:51You do not know what you're talking about.
01:07:52You are nothing and you are a nobody.
01:07:59Hmm.
01:08:01Got it.
01:08:02She won't get it open.
01:08:04Go back to shoplifting, you child.
01:08:09What is it?
01:08:10What's wrong?
01:08:13It's hollow.
01:08:14The locking mechanism must be in a different part of the door.
01:08:17Look, the guard's almost here.
01:08:19I can help.
01:08:19My idiot had almost found it.
01:08:21Alisa.
01:08:23What?
01:08:26Maybe we should give him a shot.
01:08:28And if he can't open it,
01:08:29then we will tackle him
01:08:30and then say that we stopped him
01:08:32from robbing the casino.
01:08:36Hold yours.
01:08:38Try not to screw up,
01:08:38but I already started.
01:08:40Don't worry.
01:08:41We'll be inside the vault
01:08:42in a matter of seconds.
01:08:49What the hell are you doing?
01:08:51Is this idiota trying to pray
01:08:53his way into the vault?
01:08:54He's drunk.
01:08:55He's been drunk the whole time.
01:08:56We're just seeing it now.
01:08:58Well, if he'd stop talking and listen,
01:08:59you'd hear the magnets sliding around inside.
01:09:01All security personnel,
01:09:03we have a computer code 9 at the vault.
01:09:06Time's up.
01:09:07Tackle him.
01:09:11Alpha magic words.
01:09:16Open sesame.
01:09:26How the hell?
01:09:27Impossibly.
01:09:28Who are you?
01:09:30Are we in over our heads?
01:09:31Ladies,
01:09:32I suggest we get in.
01:09:42What the fuck?
01:09:46God damn.
01:09:48There's got to be near a billion in here.
01:09:50I am taking a decade-long spot trip.
01:09:52I am finally going to buy
01:09:53the mention of the Kispy and see.
01:10:04Bingo.
01:10:08Just what do you think you're doing?
01:10:11Just taking my share.
01:10:13You think you are so smart.
01:10:16Did you really think we were going to let you walk out of here with some money?
01:10:21We played you the entire time.
01:10:24And you didn't even notice.
01:10:25You see those cameras?
01:10:28They've been recording us the entire time.
01:10:30Except I put a bug in them
01:10:31to remove all of us from the recording.
01:10:34All of us.
01:10:35Except for you.
01:10:36You really thought you could hang with the three links?
01:10:39You were just our folly.
01:10:41That is what happens when you try to run this city, girls.
01:10:44Enjoy prison.
01:10:46Mr. Kim,
01:10:47we got it.
01:10:48It's safe for you to come in.
01:10:54This is more than I even thought.
01:10:58Barry is so paranoid,
01:10:59he put all his valuables in here.
01:11:01Come on, ladies.
01:11:02We can't stand around.
01:11:02Pack up.
01:11:04Who's this?
01:11:05Oh, no one.
01:11:07A pathetic poser is too dumb
01:11:08to realize we're taking advantage of him.
01:11:10We had him take the fall.
01:11:12He was easy.
01:11:12Almost a little too easy.
01:11:14It's like he wanted us to set him up.
01:11:17Sorry, buddy.
01:11:18But you shouldn't have tried to swim with the sharks.
01:11:21I'll remember that next time.
01:11:25Wait.
01:11:26Wait, I know that voice.
01:11:28Who?
01:11:30Who are you?
01:11:33You know exactly who I am.
01:11:37You stupid broads!
01:11:38Do you have any idea who you messed with?
01:11:40A wannabe petty thief.
01:11:42Yeah, calm down, Mr. Kim.
01:11:44He is a nobody.
01:11:45He's...
01:11:45He's not a nobody.
01:11:47He's...
01:11:47Richard, tranquilo.
01:11:49He's just our patsy.
01:11:50We had him in our web the entire time.
01:11:52It wasn't in your web.
01:11:54You were in his.
01:11:55You fools!
01:11:57Please.
01:11:59Please don't do this.
01:12:00Let us go.
01:12:01Relax, Richard.
01:12:03I can do anything crazy, like...
01:12:04reactivate the alarms.
01:12:06Oh, thank you.
01:12:08Because I already have.
01:12:13What?
01:12:18What kind of idiots are you?
01:12:20And what kind of idiots are you all?
01:12:23You think you can just waltz in here?
01:12:25Steal my stash?
01:12:27No.
01:12:28Not here.
01:12:29Not on my turf.
01:12:31Oh, Jesus.
01:12:34The three links, huh?
01:12:36KGB, Annie Oakley, and Penelope Cruz.
01:12:40The world's best cat burglars.
01:12:43My pink ass.
01:12:44Oh, God.
01:12:45And that's Richard Kim, isn't it?
01:12:48The geriatric huckster from the Cretaceous period.
01:12:51Trying to de-extinct your career after that deplorable magic competition.
01:12:57And you.
01:12:59That mask.
01:13:02I know you.
01:13:03You're the son of a bitch that got me put away for two years.
01:13:08Well, too bad it didn't stick, huh?
01:13:10But as I recall, I did kill your brother.
01:13:14I put him down like a dog.
01:13:17I should have put you down that night, too.
01:13:20Tell you what.
01:13:21We're gonna finish that job right now.
01:13:30Well, I knew it.
01:13:31You never did quite perfect that trick, did you?
01:13:39That's not my blood.
01:13:46You're probably thinking, I didn't see how he did that.
01:13:50And you know why you didn't?
01:13:53You blinked.
01:13:54Get him!
01:13:58Sweet.
01:13:59You guys brought flowers.
01:14:23That's enough.
01:14:31What?
01:14:33How did you do that?
01:14:35Blassoed like a bunch of hogs before getting butchered for a pit roast.
01:14:38What the hell happened?
01:14:40Why am I tied up?
01:14:41Because the real police are on their way, and I want to make their job easier on them.
01:14:45Oh, and don't worry, it's just a flesh wound.
01:14:47I'm sure you'll go on to live many years in prison.
01:14:50Now, why would I go to prison?
01:14:52You're the thief.
01:14:53You're stealing from me.
01:14:55It's because you've been using your casino as one big cover as the biggest drug ring in
01:15:01the United States.
01:15:02Not even your billions can get you out of this.
01:15:05Because who the hell are you?
01:15:10I'm the master of magic, you motherfucker.
01:15:14No, no, no!
01:15:15Let's get out of here!
01:15:29We did it, Eric.
01:15:31Untraceable Bitcoin cryptocurrency.
01:15:33Enough to pay off the loans from the orphanage and put those kids through college.
01:15:37We did it.
01:15:44and the kids just love all the colors in the stained glass windows
01:15:50and the library we get brand new books every day thank you i still can't understand how you found
01:15:58the money to pay off all those loans you wouldn't believe me if i told you
01:16:05mommy daddy let's get ice cream for the show yeah ice cream read my mind you're like a little
01:16:12magician okay i guess we'll see you next week always looking forward to it let's go get that
01:16:17ice cream ladies and gentlemen allow me to introduce you to the newest member of the angier
01:16:29magic team the one the only mistress of magic herself
01:16:40charity angia
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