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Off Campus Episode 7
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00:02Delaney with the clock. He's trying to fend them off. Delaney shoots. He scores!
00:08Friends have wins! Friends have wins!
00:14Hannah. Hannah. We won.
00:35Oh, excuse me, gentlemen. The UN has declared an international band emergency, and they say that my dad is the
00:41only man for the job.
00:42An international band emergency? Have they called Prince?
00:45They tried, but he's famously dead.
00:48Good God, this is worse than I thought. Sorry, guys.
00:52You're so weird. Also, can we hit Dairy Queen on the way home?
00:56What? Are you saying the international band emergency was a ruse? Is Prince even dead?
01:02Anne, honey, you were phenomenal.
01:06Uh, how was I?
01:08You were okay, too.
01:10Ah, yes.
01:13Okay, can I help you?
01:15I just want to know how your new song is coming along.
01:19Must be going well, because you missed three cues tonight.
01:22The muse waits for no one.
01:23Oh, does the muse play clarinet? Because we're looking for a new alternate first chair.
01:33Just right, Hannah.
01:43Hannah, I'm gonna skip the game today.
01:46Got an extra monster cookie if you want.
01:49Hannah?
01:51Babe, you okay?
01:54Yeah, yeah, sorry.
01:56I'm...
01:57I'm not super hungry.
01:59Uh, don't worry about me. I'm... I'm good.
02:02Okay. Love you.
02:25Look at those smug motherfuckers.
02:27The ten game streak ends now.
02:30Not if their new center has anything to say about it.
02:32Please, he's been skating in fucking cornfields.
02:35Iowa, whatever.
02:36Indiana.
02:37Kid's fast as fuck.
02:38Physical, too.
02:39Doesn't matter, nothing's getting past us.
02:41Kurwa hoshi asu zek.
02:43Yeah, see, Sims gets it.
02:44Come on, boys. Let's get it.
02:46Fuck yeah, let's go.
02:51Fuck.
02:52He also doesn't back down from right anymore.
02:55Same as Garrett.
02:56Shit.
02:57Papa Graham's mad early.
02:58No question, man.
03:08Garrett.
03:10Good to see you.
03:16Looks like you got a tough one out there today.
03:18Feeling good?
03:19Yeah, you know what? Don't worry about me.
03:21I'm ready.
03:22Sorry. I left my phone in the car.
03:24That's okay.
03:25Hi, Garrett.
03:32Cindy?
03:33Good luck out there today.
03:38Yeah.
03:38Thanks.
04:16Sean, I am so sorry that you had to find out like that.
04:18I never meant to hurt your feelings.
04:20But also, literally, how dare you suggest that I'm incapable of being alone?
04:24Like, so fucked of you, Sean. So fucked.
04:27Again, could not be more sorry.
04:28Please just, like, call me back or text me or...
04:32Please hang up or press one to rerecord.
04:38Bo.
04:39Ali, what are you doing here?
04:40Uh, this is the drama building. I'm in the correct place.
04:43What are you doing here?
04:44This is perfect. You're not busy, right? I need a huge favor.
04:47No, Bo, sorry. I can't take on anyone else's stress today.
04:50I am emotionally wrong. I'm the shell of a woman.
04:53Okay. Okay. Thank you, Ira.
04:56You too, Ira.
04:58Hi, Ira.
05:00Sorry about that. Ira is not great at ending conversations.
05:04Joe, this is Allie. Allie...
05:05You're Joanna Maxwell.
05:06Yeah, Allie's a fan.
05:08Nice to meet you.
05:10Wait, are you Allie Hayes? Don't we have the same agent?
05:14You know who I am.
05:17Joanna Maxwell knows who I am.
05:18Well, you can just call me Joe.
05:20Yo, respectfully, there is literally no way I can make that happen.
05:23Joanna's back here doing a masterclass with the seniors because she's so famous.
05:27Definitely not famous.
05:28And because she's so famous, she has this big self-tape.
05:30It's a same-day audition.
05:32Last time I read with Joe, I got in trouble for my voice being stiff and distracting.
05:36Well...
05:36So I thought that maybe you could read with her, Allie, so I could go do literally anything else.
05:43What? Bo?
05:44Uh-huh?
05:44You don't just ask someone to be your reader. There's an etiquette, fool.
05:47Mm-hmm.
05:48Sorry about him. I couldn't ask you to do that. It would derail your entire day.
05:51No, no, no. Derail it. Please. Like, seriously, it is not a problem.
05:55I would be honored to read with the Joanna Maxwell.
06:03This is it, folks.
06:05The start of our long-awaited game with St. A's and their new center, Aaron Delaney.
06:13And we're underway here in the first. Hawks take possession.
06:19Oh, shit. Brutal hit from Aaron Delaney. Seems the new guy is fitting right in with St. A's legendary trash
06:25-talking bullies.
06:30Whoa! How is that not a penalty? Hawks regain possession. Graham strikes out from behind his own net and...
06:36Oh, it's dying. He says, nope.
06:39He shoots and beats Sen's blocker side to the goal.
06:45Come on, Graham. It's not fun if you don't fight back.
06:47Fuck you.
06:49Take it easy, princess.
06:53Hey, come on, bro. Shake it off. You got this.
06:58Wellzie, where are you?
07:17Just right, Hannah.
07:43Why are you waiting for your support?
07:43I've been waiting for them a while.
07:44But look, you're here.
07:46I've gotta go.
07:46You and your brother don't know your questions.
07:47Take care, sleeping person yeah it's a problem.
07:55and
07:57Vipers are absolutely dominating cops right now
08:01Vipers collect the pocket of hops up
08:02are you kidding the vipers are relentless
08:04that's the slashing penalty on Sany's 29
08:07just right here
08:08there's Delaney again
08:09let the action is part of
08:11Delaney shoots
08:18Well, that wasn't the first period I was looking for.
08:21Graham, Delaney's shadowing you.
08:22Move the puck. Look at Bertie and Dean.
08:24You got two periods left. Your turnovers are killing us.
08:27Hey, don't worry about us. We're good.
08:28Eh, fuck that. I'm not good.
08:30Let's just work as a team and try not to do it all ourselves.
08:33No more one-on-one sloppiness.
08:35I got it, okay? Fine.
08:36Hey, cut the attitude, Graham. I mean it.
08:44Hey, Delaney's trying to take you out of the game,
08:46so take the defenders out too.
08:47As soon as the puck comes in, you just get rid of it.
08:49Who died and made you coach?
08:51I'm out there too, man.
08:52Okay, then worry about yourself, right?
08:54Okay, fine.
08:57I don't know what your problem is,
08:59but I suggest you do whatever it takes to work it out.
09:02Fucking quick.
09:19I don't mind.
09:20Gab?
09:32We have to turn the muscles over on you.
09:36They are the ones who are willing to face their department,
09:36Well, let's just Nora.
09:36Please touch this part there.
09:37They are also feeling good.
09:38All right, good.
09:39all right?
11:15Who was that you were playing?
11:18It's actually an original.
11:21Part of a series I wrote when my son first went off to daycare.
11:26Kind of exploring the emptiness of time.
11:29Wow.
11:32You're incredible.
11:33Ah.
11:34I would hope so.
11:36That's why I'm here, right?
11:41You okay?
11:43Yeah, I finally get it.
11:45When you said, right, music that lets people in?
11:48Like, just now, I didn't know it was about your son, but I felt it.
11:55That's a sweet compliment.
11:57I'm just having a hard time taking it because of the general melancholy.
12:05It's just, I don't think I could ever write anything that comes close to doing that.
12:10Come on.
12:11That's not true.
12:12No, it is.
12:15I can't do what you do.
12:18Letting people in.
12:19Anna.
12:20No, it's okay.
12:21Um, I made a mistake trying to do this.
12:24Anyway, uh, it's been an honor to be a part of your class.
12:27I really hope we can keep in touch.
12:29Not on my student email, because if I don't do the showcase, then I won't be here next semester.
12:34But, um, I'll send you my old one.
12:36It's a Yahoo for some reason.
12:38Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
12:39Hold up.
12:39Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah.
12:41Just, if you don't come back here right now, okay?
12:46I'm still your advisor for as long as you're here.
12:49So, talk to me.
12:51Get your money's worth.
12:54I have been doing this a while.
12:59I mean, it's...
13:02Like, doesn't it hurt?
13:04Doesn't what hurt?
13:05Like, ripping yourself open.
13:08Over and over again.
13:11Letting people see all the weird, jagged pieces of you.
13:15Is that what it feels like?
13:17Yeah, well, it doesn't feel good.
13:20I don't subscribe to the notion that art has to be painful.
13:23In fact, if done right.
13:26Allowing people into our truth.
13:27That can even be healing.
13:30I don't know about that.
13:35In my experience, whenever I tell someone my truth, it ends badly.
13:46Well, that doesn't mean we have to close ourselves off for good.
13:49It doesn't?
13:50No.
13:51But that just means we have to cling to the people who see us and smile.
13:56There has to be someone like that in your life, right?
14:05Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, there is.
14:08Then, with love, what the hell are you doing here talking to me?
14:12It's taking up my rehearsal time.
14:14Yeah, yeah, you're right.
14:16Sorry, um...
14:18I'm gonna...
14:23Thank you, Daveed.
14:24Hey, Tom.
14:33Hey, hey, it's me.
14:34Um, are you okay?
14:35Or, I don't know, did I do something wrong?
14:38Just, you said you were coming and you're not here.
14:41And I really wish you were here.
14:46You always help me get out of my head.
14:48And I could just really use a Coach Welles' pep talk right now.
14:55So, yeah, just...
14:58If you could just let me know you're okay.
15:03I'm here.
15:07Okay.
15:11Heavy into the second, Briar's trailing 3-1.
15:14You can tell Graham is frustrated with this incessant coverage.
15:17Move it!
15:18Fuck you.
15:19Up, G.
15:20Oh!
15:21You got Logan.
15:22Come on, man, get rid of it.
15:23You got Logan. Move it!
15:24It's up, G.
15:26Can't you buck daddy, boy?
15:27Fuck!
15:28Come on, man.
15:28Ooh, someone hold Garrett's hair back because he is getting sloppy.
15:33Go, go, go.
15:35Delaney banks the puck to himself past Graham and breaks up the ice.
15:38Ow!
15:38Fuck!
15:39Delaney sends the puck behind the Hops' net.
15:40The Hops are on their heels again.
15:42The pass comes out front to Delaney and...
15:56What an absolutely brutal hit from Delaney and a brutal end to the second period for the Hops.
16:02Birdie sure got his bell rung.
16:04Let's hope he's okay.
16:08How you doing, Birdie?
16:10Everything's so fucking bright.
16:12Okay.
16:13You're not going back in.
16:15Rogers, you're up.
16:16I'm gonna put you on D for the third.
16:19Me?
16:19Yeah.
16:20Just keep your feet moving.
16:21You want to rent this?
16:22Yeah, I'll look out for him, Coach.
16:28Fuck Aaron Delaney, man.
16:29There's no way that was an accident.
16:30You knew exactly what he was doing.
16:32Okay.
16:32Guys, anything can happen in 20 minutes.
16:35Maybe we switch to a 1-2-2 trap to really cut off their outlets and put the pressure?
16:39That won't work.
16:41It doesn't matter what we do.
16:42We were already getting our asses kicked before Birdie got domed.
16:45We know what the problem is.
16:46You got something to say?
16:48You know you're locked off.
16:49I told you to get rid of it.
16:51Come on, boy.
16:51No, everyone is thinking it.
16:53Garrett Graham's got to do it all by himself, and now we're down by two.
16:55Stay in your lane, John.
16:57Guys, come on.
16:57It's not that deep.
16:58No, it fucking is for some of us, Dean.
16:59It is that deep.
17:01I'm not going to let us lose this game because Phil Graham's son gets to do whatever he fucking wants.
17:08You don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
17:09Hey, come on, man.
17:10You're going to fight me now?
17:10Hey, hey, hey.
17:11Calm down.
17:13We're on the same team, G.
17:15Don't you get that?
17:17You're not the only one who can play hockey.
17:20You're not the only one who's been busting their ass.
17:22And you're not the only one who wants to beat these motherfuckers.
17:28We are on the same team.
17:30Look, just give him a second to calm down, okay?
17:32I need to fucking help, Tucker.
17:44Fuck.
18:01Hey.
18:04Need a pep talk?
18:06What's going on?
18:08Are you okay?
18:09Where were you?
18:10I'm fine.
18:10I called, but you didn't...
18:12No, I know.
18:12I'm sorry.
18:13I should have texted.
18:14I was dealing with something that kind of took over for a minute there.
18:18But I'm here now.
18:20You're dealing with what?
18:21Are you okay?
18:21Yeah, I'm fine.
18:23Okay?
18:25Just, you know, it didn't matter as much as being here for you.
18:32Please just text me next time.
18:34I'm just worried about you.
18:36I know.
18:37I know.
18:43I know.
18:43Okay.
18:44Now, focus up.
18:45Graham, what's going on out there?
18:47Everything.
18:49I'm playing like shit.
18:51Getting pressured like crazy.
18:52Making stupid mistakes.
18:54Everybody's counting on me to be in control.
18:56But I just got in a stupid fight with Logan.
19:00Because...
19:02Your dad's here.
19:06With Cindy.
19:12We can't let him win.
19:14It gives him power.
19:16This is how we win.
19:17We just...
19:17We show up and we live our lives.
19:19Okay?
19:20We can do that.
19:21Right?
19:23Yeah.
19:25And as for everything else,
19:26we can just start with the small stuff and work your way up.
19:29Small stuff?
19:30Yeah, of whatever that means for hockey.
19:33Guess the small stuff could be stop playing like shit.
19:36Okay.
19:37Yeah, I can do that.
19:39Delaney's kicking my ass out.
19:40Guy's a fucking monster.
19:48Wellesie.
19:51Are you sure you're okay?
19:54Yeah, yeah, yeah.
19:55I'm...
19:59I'm good.
20:01I promise.
20:05Okay.
20:18Hey, Graham.
20:25I love you.
20:28I love you, too.
20:32I love you, too.
21:03Graham and Delaney meet center ice.
21:04Ready to start the final period.
21:12What?
21:13Nothing to say to this time?
21:27Hey, that hit was bullshit, man.
21:29You all right?
21:30Yeah, yeah.
21:30Let's go.
21:31I got you.
21:35Hawks in their own zone.
21:36Becker's forecheck recover the puck and get it back to the point.
21:40Clutch deflection by Tucker gets the puck back to Graham.
21:42But can he get past Delaney?
21:45Graham puts on the brakes, spins and drops to Tucker.
21:48Tucker shoots.
21:49He shoots.
21:50Scores.
21:51Pucks goal.
21:52We're off to Graham.
21:54Yeah.
21:54Oh, my God.
21:55Yes, Todd.
21:57Yes!
21:57Stine!
21:58Your pass,fires.
22:00And come on!
22:01Yeah!
22:03Oh, my God.
22:08I like that!
22:09I like that, Todd!
22:10Okay, Briar.
22:11Looks like we've decided to get off our knees and stop sucking.
22:14I hate it, you too.
22:18I hate it, you too.
22:20I hate it, I hate it, you too.
22:21I hate it, you too.
22:21I hate it, you too.
22:22I hate it, you too.
22:22I hate it.
22:23I hate it, you too.
22:28and cut wow okay holding back tears i mean such a smart choice bo wasn't kidding you really are
22:37a much better reader than he is and you have cuter clothes thank you for this by the way
22:42of course god it is just so fun to be hanging out with someone who's like
22:48actually doing the thing you know you're auditioning for a tv show on your day off
22:52from broadway it's so chic oh i think you'd feel differently if you saw me hiding my pin curls
22:58under an old baseball hat with my falsies barely hanging on come on you've got to know how cool
23:02that sounds broadway's hard dudes it's like i know i'm super lucky but oh my god i'm also so
23:12exhausted i don't have time for anyone my dating life isn't shambles but that i can relate to
23:21oh i smell token straight boy drama in the theater department yeah it's like
23:30okay can we still be peers in the industry even if i tell you all my messy bullshit oh that's
23:35literally the only way we'll be peers in the industry
23:39my ex like found out i hooked up with someone and just got like all scrunch faced and like
23:46just basically accused me of not being able to be alone oh boys are so silly so you fucked a
23:53little
23:53it's not like you're in a new relationship thank you i've hooked up with this new guy a couple of
23:59times but this isn't about him it's about me i am capable of being single yeah i mean you're
24:04sleeping with other people too right totally
24:15except except you're not it's okay it'd be different if you and this new guy were texting
24:20all the time or had like cute gross nicknames or something like that
24:29oh no you do so how long have you been hooking up with new guy like a month
24:38ish bitch i hate to break it to you you're in another relationship
24:41oh my god oh my god hey i can see i've caused some turmoil here
24:48we need to get off campus somewhere with alcohol
24:58hey could i do an old-fashioned
25:03thank you nice fake
25:07excuse me just saying it's not the worst one i've seen
25:12oh no no this this is real please i work at a bar i can spot one like five booths
25:18away
25:18maybe you need me glasses because it's definitely not fake
25:26your name is carter st james the fifth
25:32yeah nobody's named that that's named from glee
25:36well i guess i'm lucky they don't ask too many questions
25:41i guess i am too
25:49what are you doing that guy was hitting on you
25:53so
25:56look you want to prove you're not in a relationship
25:59the best way to do that is to sleep with someone new
26:01who you'll never see again i don't think uh hopping to yet another man is the answer
26:06you're a relationship girly right best way to get over that is to have
26:10no strings attached fun but there legit has to be no strings
26:14and that guy has no fucking strings written all over him
26:24i don't know having sex with someone and not getting to know them at all
26:28like doesn't that feel a little
26:31slutty
26:33yeah that's part of it
26:34i was gonna say meaningless
26:36ali you're in college
26:38you have the rest of your life to have meaningful sex
26:41don't you want to know what being single and slutty has to offer you
26:48hey you with the cheekbones
26:51hey hey hey what are you doing
27:00what's up
27:01if my friend wanted to have really hot meaningless sex with you
27:04but the only caveat was that you couldn't learn anything about each other
27:07and you had to promise not to call her after
27:10would you be cool with that oh yeah most definitely
27:15great
27:15buy her a drink
27:17this one's mine now
27:24what do you say
27:30coming out of the last time out with two minutes left
27:32it's looking real good for the hawks
27:34graham and logan have been having a blast out there
27:36we love that for them and more importantly we love it for me
27:53that's what i'm talking about
27:54let's fucking go baby
27:55can you find the words of wisdom cap
27:56let's win this fucking thing
27:57let's go
27:59this is it folks
28:00it's looking like the last face off of the game
28:03hey man
28:05everything they say is true
28:07playing against you has been really fun
28:10yeah alright
28:15graham
28:15you know what's gonna be even better than me beating you
28:18what's that
28:27beating you in front of that lying slut
28:33huh
28:40oh
28:41Oh!
28:52Oh!
28:54Oh!
28:55Oh!
28:56Oh!
28:57Oh!
28:57Oh!
28:58Garrett!
29:00Garrett!
29:00No!
29:01No!
29:01No!
29:52What are they gonna do the NCAA guess we'll find out
30:01aren't you gonna yell at me or something why would I yell at you if I need you to actually
30:05hear me
30:09coach Garrett you're on the brink of greatness but I can't help you get there if you're not in
30:15it for the right reasons and after that hot-headed bullshit I'm not sure that you are
30:26either way I won't condone that kind of behavior on my ice as of now you're suspended for four games
31:10Garrett no we have an agreement I don't win you don't talk to me all right clearly this is an
31:15exception move hang on just listen I'm proud of you what that was some tough old-school hockey
31:34I just got suspended four games yeah that is not ideal but hey it happens right you get worked up
31:43you lose your cool part of the game but shit will rain down though NCAA will be on your ass
31:49but don't
31:49worry I'll call the Bruins I'll take care of this no one will keep Phil Graham's son off the ice
31:59so that's it huh excuse me as long as I have Graham on my back I can just beat people
32:09up with no
32:10consequences for the rest of my life like you I don't know what you're talking about yes you do
32:25you know I don't remember you complaining about being a Graham when you landed the best coaches
32:29when you got on the best teams with the best equipment the best bruises right easy to write
32:36it off when your kid plays such a violent sport I did what I had to that's fucking bullshit and
32:41you
32:41know it I don't want to hear what a terrible dad I was for making you tough for wanting you
32:46to have
32:47the best oh fuck you you don't want the best for me it was never about me of course it
32:50was you're
32:51about to play for the Bruins I made that happen you can hate the name on the back of your
32:57jersey all
32:58you want but it doesn't make you better than me it just makes you ungrateful I will never be like
33:05you
33:10you already are
33:15stay the fuck away from me
33:19stop calling stop coming to my games we're fucking done
33:49what the hell Garrett I really can't do this right now can you please just get in the car no
33:53what was that are you serious you're mad at me
34:00you lied to me Hannah I didn't lie to you you did you looked me in the eye and you
34:05told me you're
34:05okay you promised me you were okay you just had to make it through one game oh my god one
34:11hour
34:11that's it I had to go back out there and play against that piece of shit do you not trust
34:19me or
34:19what Garrett you lost your shit on him you didn't hear what he said I know what he fucking said
34:27what did he call me a whore a liar that I wanted it who cares I heard it every day
34:33in high school
34:34I wasn't just gonna stand there and listen I was fucking defending you well I didn't ask you to do
34:40that I didn't want you to I didn't want anyone to people in ransom didn't just turn on me Garrett
34:48they turned on my family my parents lost friends my dad got fired you want to know why I didn't
34:55tell
34:55you it's because every time I tell someone the truth it fucks everything up it ruins people's
35:00lives and it happened again no my life isn't no tell me you didn't just put your season at risk
35:07your future with the Bruins how do you think that makes me feel you blow this all up for me
35:14what do you want me to say Hannah do you want me to apologize say I'm sorry I'm not I
35:18could face
35:18that asshole a hundred times in 100 fucking times I would beat the shit out of him again yeah well
35:22that scares me Garrett it scares me that you would risk everything for me when I'm telling you
35:29it's not what I want I worked so fucking hard to put it all behind me I scare you
35:41what what no what of course not that's what you said Garrett you're not listening to me
35:47fuck
35:51my dad was right
35:53you're what this is who I am Hannah this is just how I'm programmed no you're not you're
36:02not Phil I am I fucking am do you think I like being like this
36:15no you know maybe not right now but someday
36:19you're gonna look at me the same way Cindy looked at me
36:25and that would kill me Hannah
36:30Garrett Garrett no no I'm not good for you
36:37you shouldn't be this is over
36:46this needs to be over
36:47this needs to be over
36:57you
37:02you
37:09you
37:12you
37:14Come on.
38:02Just hide, Hannah.
38:37Come on.
38:41I just want you to write down what happened in your own words.
38:48Okay?
39:12I just want you to write down what happened in your own words.
39:37Oh.
39:39Han, honey, I'll tell you what, I am missing my euchre partner right about now.
39:42Honey, save me.
39:44I bet the house.
39:45Dad says hi.
39:47What's up?
39:49Mom.
39:53Han?
39:54Is something wrong?
39:57Yeah, my bike.
39:59My bike is wrong.
40:01Mom.
40:02Okay.
40:03We can fix the bike.
40:07I don't think we can, Mom.
40:10She okay?
40:16Okay.
40:17Tell me.
40:18Why can't we fix your bike?
40:23Because, because, um, because I lost my scholarship.
40:28I'm gonna need you to connect some dots, honey.
40:32No, I wasn't gonna tell you because I wanted to figure it out on my own.
40:36Um, so I was, I was gonna win the pop showcase and get another scholarship.
40:41But Garrett and I broke up.
40:44Because he played St. Aids and he got into a fight and it's all my fault and now I have
40:48to walk home.
40:49Okay.
40:50Okay, breathe.
40:54Breathe.
41:01So, a lot to unpack there.
41:05Let's start with the small stuff and work our way up.
41:09Okay?
41:11First off, let us figure out the money.
41:14We always do.
41:16Don't worry about the grant.
41:18We will find a way for you to be a Breyer next semester.
41:21How can I not worry about it when it's my fault?
41:26I'm the reason that you can't afford it in the first place.
41:30Like, I'm the reason for the therapy bills and the lawyer.
41:32I ruined your lives and I'm sorry.
41:37I'm so sorry.
41:39I'm sorry.
41:42What did you do wrong?
41:50What?
41:51Well, if you're feeling guilty, then it must mean that you did something wrong.
41:58So, what is it exactly?
42:09I should have...
42:11You went to a party, Sweet Pea.
42:14You were a high school kid who had a drink.
42:16That's all.
42:18You didn't do anything wrong, Hannah.
42:23That night and everything that happened after, that is not on you.
42:28There's nothing that you could have or should have done.
42:34And as far as ruining our lives.
42:37I am fine and so is your dad.
42:40Despite being terrible at Euchre.
42:47Yeah, he really, he really is so bad.
42:50He's the worst.
42:53But I love him and we love you.
42:57So, will you let us do our jobs and take care of you?
43:04Are you nodding?
43:07Yeah, yeah, I'm nodding.
43:11Good.
43:20So, how was your ice?
43:22Oh, uh...
43:23Yeah, it was good.
43:24Right.
43:24Good ice.
43:26Okay, did you change your mind?
43:28It feels like you changed your mind.
43:29No, no, no.
43:30I'm super into this.
43:32Okay.
43:33Promise.
43:33Right.
43:38You're kind of a shit liar.
43:40Look, the benefit of being strangers is you don't owe me anything.
43:45Right?
43:45You know.
43:47It's really not you.
43:49You are very charming and have the kind of body that suggests you work out on federal holidays.
43:56Well, I take Memorial Day off.
43:57Only human.
43:59All right.
44:03It's just...
44:04It has recently come to my attention that I'm a serial monogamist, which I don't want to be.
44:09You know, I love love, but I also love sex.
44:12And I don't want to not have one just because I'm waiting for the other.
44:15Sure.
44:15Which is why I became involved with someone.
44:20You have a boyfriend.
44:21Oh, oh my god.
44:22No, no.
44:22Can you imagine?
44:24But we are, at the very least, something.
44:28Like some weird, baffling thing.
44:31More weird or baffling than this conversation?
44:35Okay.
44:35Well, I am trying to explain myself to you, Carter St. James.
44:38Sorry, sorry.
44:39Continue.
44:40I want to have hot, meaningless sex.
44:43I do.
44:43Hmm.
44:44But the last time I tried, I just ended up hurting someone that I really care about.
44:49So...
44:50I just, like, I want to do it the right way this time.
44:55Yeah, I get that.
44:56You do?
45:02God, now I'm going to have to go back and tell the living theater legend that I'm not fun,
45:06and I can't be slutty.
45:12Okay.
45:14Here's what's going to happen.
45:15I'm going to kiss you.
45:17You're going to kiss me back.
45:18Pull my hair, just really sell it.
45:20Mm-hmm.
45:21And then you can go back to your clearly very invested friend.
45:28And you can brag about how hot and meaningless it was.
45:33Okay?
45:34One kiss and I'm bragging.
45:36Oh.
45:37It's going to be a really good fucking kiss.
45:43Bullshit.
45:44Only one way to find out.
45:51Yeah.
45:55love.
46:08Oh.
46:09Oh.
46:10Oh.
46:11Oh.
46:11Oh.
46:16Oh.
46:38Go the fuck off.
46:40Making out with a hot stranger at the bar?
46:42Who is she?
46:43I am she.
46:43She is me.
46:46I'm actually so proud I could cry.
46:48You have to admit, you had fun.
47:22So?
47:25I'm out four games.
47:31Yo, what's going on with you, bro?
47:36Where'd that come from?
47:39I don't want to talk about it.
47:42You never do.
47:48Yeah, I just thought that, you know, maybe.
48:05You know, for a second there, I thought we were on the same team
48:09again.
48:21When someone tells me they're from Massachusetts,
48:25now I always ask what it was.
48:30I wonder if you kept the pilgrim ashtray that's still
48:35probed up on your bar cart.
48:39Couldn't make a grand off of the chain you bought me,
48:44but goddamn, it's not for sale.
48:49When someone asks me who's my favorite Batman,
48:53I'll think of you and say Christian Bick.
48:58As long as I live, I'll remember the names of your favorite beers
49:05when you're in your games.
49:07The look on your face when you turn 26 and your dad got too stoned.
49:14Yeah, that one's got a stick.
49:17You broke me to pieces, but I root for you even.
49:22Oh, everything went up in flames.
49:25I'll never forget how I root for you, Gazer.
49:31Your wall of guitars are your video games.
49:35All your video games.
49:39All your video games.
49:45Pick up your phrases, now I say it's aces,
49:50but it always sounds so fake.
49:55I wonder if your tongue is turning over
49:59anything I used to say.
50:04It's getting darker, so I turn you down,
50:08but I can't turn you up.
50:13As long as I live, I'll remember the names
50:18of your favorite beers and your video games.
50:22The look on your face when you turn 26 and your dad got too stoned.
50:30Yeah, that one's gonna stick.
50:32You broke me to pieces, but I root for you even.
50:37Oh, everything went up in flames.
50:40I'll never forget how I root for you, Gazer.
50:46Your wall of guitars are your video games.
50:50Oh, your video games.
50:55Oh, your video games.
50:57You broke me to pieces of drink.
51:27I'm not trying to find you, babe, you're just around
51:33Everything reminds me of you even now, even now, even now
51:41As long as I live I'll remember the names of your favorite beers and your video games
51:50Fire in my gut that I've chased ever since
51:55You said the bar, you're gonna stay
52:49Thank you
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