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[ENG] El regreso del Maestro de la Magia
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00:00:03Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for your true self to be revealed by the master of magic?
00:00:11Kill him!
00:00:16And you just saved me.
00:00:19You're going to let me walk home alone?
00:00:23The master of magic hasn't been seen in over a year.
00:00:26I've seen his skills.
00:00:27Show them.
00:00:28Show them what you can do.
00:00:31I bought the theater.
00:00:32Which means you and your dirty pack of magical nobodies have one hour to get the hell out.
00:00:40You look a little nervous.
00:00:41You should be honored to be on the stage with me.
00:00:44This is what happens when you don't respect the crap.
00:00:47You're making a fool out of all of us.
00:00:49I swore off my old life.
00:00:51But I can't keep running forever.
00:00:53Who are you?
00:00:55I'm the master of magic, you mother f***er.
00:01:06You sure about this?
00:01:08I don't know if I'm ready.
00:01:09Relax, little brother.
00:01:11We'll never let anything happen to you.
00:01:12I don't know if I'm ready for you.
00:01:14I don't know if I'm ready for your true self to be revealed by the master of magic.
00:01:35Oh my god, it's him.
00:01:37It's the master of magic.
00:01:39The greatest magician of all time.
00:01:41You young lady, let's see your true self.
00:01:44Now I'm going to need a little help by my lovely assistant, Eric.
00:01:59And now my next volunteer.
00:02:02I don't care.
00:02:03I said short it.
00:02:05What the hell?
00:02:11How are they doing that?
00:02:13And now for my final volunteer.
00:02:19The most evil man in Vegas.
00:02:23You sure about this?
00:02:24He's dangerous.
00:02:25But I'm the master of freaking magic.
00:02:28Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for Mr. Barry Carnegie.
00:02:35And who the hell are you?
00:02:36Get these fuckers out of my way.
00:02:38Now Barry here is a billionaire casino owner who has just been accused of assault by over 30 women.
00:02:49Are you ready to show them who you truly are?
00:02:53You insult me in public?
00:02:55You know who I am.
00:02:57I can make you disappear.
00:02:59Okay.
00:02:59Well, we won't test Barry.
00:03:03So we're going to test his hotel instead.
00:03:10What do you think you're doing?
00:03:11We're going to make Barry's casino disappear.
00:03:20Holy shit!
00:03:24Now I already broke in and got all the evidence of your assaults.
00:03:27The police are already on their way to arrest you.
00:03:31Kill him!
00:03:35Kill him!
00:03:37Now for my final trick.
00:04:01What are you looking at me for?
00:04:03Get him!
00:04:16What are you doing?
00:04:19Huh?
00:04:20Huh?
00:04:22Yeah!
00:04:27Oh!
00:04:30Oh!
00:04:32Oh!
00:04:32Oh!
00:04:34Oh!
00:04:57Eric, no!
00:05:00Relax, little brother.
00:05:02I would never let anything happen to you.
00:05:05Eric!
00:05:06This is all my fault.
00:05:08God!
00:05:09I need you to do something for me.
00:05:11What?
00:05:12I need you to find me.
00:05:14Girl we grew up with in the orphanage?
00:05:16She's working in magic.
00:05:21Help her.
00:05:23Besides you, she's the only family I've ever had.
00:05:27You're staying with me, okay?
00:05:28Just hang in there.
00:05:30You're gonna be okay.
00:05:34Eric.
00:05:36Eric.
00:05:40Eric.
00:05:46My arrogance got you killed.
00:05:50If I can't protect my family, I'm not worthy of this.
00:05:56I'll find Bri and help her.
00:06:01But not as the master of magic.
00:06:16Hey, what are you still doing here?
00:06:23Everyone else went home hours ago.
00:06:25Show opens this weekend.
00:06:27Gotta be prepared.
00:06:29I put every cent I own into this show, but if it's a hit, I can finally buy the orphanage
00:06:34I grew up in before it's destroyed.
00:06:39All right, well, see ya.
00:06:45A year working as a lowly prop boy for Bri and she still doesn't recognize me.
00:06:52All right, darling, you know the deal.
00:06:53There it is.
00:06:54There's the queen of hearts, right?
00:06:55Just gonna follow the queen, okay?
00:06:57Pick the queen, follow the dream.
00:06:58There it is, sweetheart.
00:06:59What do you say?
00:07:00Hmm?
00:07:01This one.
00:07:02That's the queen of hearts for sure.
00:07:03Yeah, I'm feeling good about it too.
00:07:05But hey, what do I know?
00:07:06Look at that.
00:07:07Oh.
00:07:08You know, this game isn't as easy as it looks, baby doll, but, you know, we still got to
00:07:13come with the payment.
00:07:14What do you say, huh?
00:07:19I'm sorry.
00:07:19I was sure that I had cash on you.
00:07:25Looks like trouble.
00:07:27Typical dumb bitch.
00:07:28You want to play?
00:07:28You don't want to pay, right?
00:07:30I'll tell you what.
00:07:33I'm taking this bracelet here.
00:07:36Hey, give it back.
00:07:38Hey.
00:07:38That's important to me.
00:07:39Oh, is it?
00:07:40Really, yeah?
00:07:41Is it important enough to play again?
00:07:43Hmm?
00:07:44Maybe you play for those cute little clothes you got on.
00:07:46What do you say, huh?
00:07:47Well, I'm here for this.
00:07:48Let's go.
00:07:49Yeah, we'd love to see that, right?
00:07:51You're disgusting.
00:07:51I'm not doing that.
00:07:53You're not doing that.
00:07:54You sure about that, sweetheart?
00:07:58What do you say, baby?
00:08:00Start with that pretty little coat you got.
00:08:03Take her.
00:08:07Ah, shit!
00:08:12Why don't you let me try?
00:08:15Here's the deal.
00:08:17I win.
00:08:18She gets her bracelet back.
00:08:20You win.
00:08:22You get my two-headed silver dollar.
00:08:27It's priceless.
00:08:28Daniel, you should just go.
00:08:30These guys are dangerous.
00:08:32I got this.
00:08:35This idiot thinks he can beat me at three-card money.
00:08:38You got it, hotshot.
00:08:40Let's play.
00:08:41You know the deal.
00:08:43Follow the queen.
00:08:44You get the win.
00:08:46You pick the ten of spades.
00:08:48Well, your girlfriend knows what to do, then.
00:08:52You pick.
00:08:54You pick.
00:08:55Who's this guy?
00:08:56What a loser.
00:08:57She kept walking, bro, instead of trying being a hero.
00:09:01Do you really want me to pick you, huh?
00:09:04Absolutely.
00:09:05You got it.
00:09:06No-
00:09:08No, no, no.
00:09:15Time's still going.
00:09:16volts on over on ice.
00:09:23Damn! He got it!
00:09:24That's impossible!
00:09:31Listen, you son of a bitch, I don't know who the hell you are.
00:09:34This bracelet is mine.
00:09:37Well then, why is it in my hand?
00:09:44You dirty thief.
00:09:51Are you looking for this?
00:09:55Why don't you scram before I take everything else you've got?
00:09:58Hey man, it's all good.
00:10:01I was just messing around.
00:10:09Three card Monty.
00:10:11It's always a scam.
00:10:12I know, I know.
00:10:14I just, I thought I could crack it, but I was screwed until you came along.
00:10:24This bracelet, why is it so important to you?
00:10:28It was my childhood best friends.
00:10:31We grew up in an orphanage together and, well he, he died.
00:10:38That's all I have left of him.
00:10:43Have a good night for you.
00:10:46Wait, you just saved me.
00:10:49You're going to let me walk home alone?
00:10:53Nice for dinner.
00:10:55That was amazing.
00:10:57Uh, I should probably get going.
00:11:01Hey, where did you learn those tricks you used on the scammers today?
00:11:04Uh, I guess I must have picked it up backstage.
00:11:08Bullshit.
00:11:09You have training.
00:11:10You know, maybe just a little, uh...
00:11:14Just light a hand.
00:11:22You know, your hand saved me today.
00:11:29You wouldn't look at me like that if you knew Eric died because of me.
00:11:34They, uh...
00:11:35Say you're welcome.
00:11:50Ray.
00:11:57Do you want to see my magic trick?
00:12:18I'm not who you think I am.
00:12:24Then who are you?
00:12:27I'm the bastard who's cockiness killed Eric.
00:12:30I think.
00:12:32I think it's better if I left.
00:12:56Hey!
00:12:57Drop boy!
00:13:00What did I tell you?
00:13:02I don't want your fat fingers breaking my stuff.
00:13:04Well, I'm the prop assistant.
00:13:05Just doing my job.
00:13:07No, your job is to clean up dove shit.
00:13:10See this stuff?
00:13:11This stuff is to not be touched by anyone less than a three-star magician.
00:13:17Correct me if I'm wrong.
00:13:26But you're not a three-star magician, are you?
00:13:30No.
00:13:31Not.
00:13:32Not since I was 12.
00:13:34After becoming the world's first seven-star magician,
00:13:36the Society of Magicians gave up trying to rank me.
00:13:39Damn right you're not.
00:13:47You're lucky to be even our little prop boy.
00:13:49And to be in the same room as us real magicians.
00:13:55Okay.
00:13:58What did you do to my deck?
00:14:02Nothing.
00:14:03I was just putting him away.
00:14:04Listen, fool.
00:14:05This is my gold Zephyr deck.
00:14:08The master of magic himself used this type of deck.
00:14:11Actually, I prefer the platinum deck.
00:14:13Well, if they're so priceless,
00:14:15maybe you should put them away properly
00:14:16instead of throwing them on the table
00:14:17like they're just some $2 deck from the gas station.
00:14:19Oh, you think ruining my deck is funny?
00:14:23You're fired!
00:14:26If I lose this job,
00:14:28I won't be able to watch over Bree.
00:14:30I need you to find Bree.
00:14:32Halpera.
00:14:34Yeah, look, I'm sorry.
00:14:35No, it's too late for that now.
00:14:37Because here comes Mr. Kensington.
00:14:47Hello, Mr. Kensington.
00:14:49You're looking better, sir.
00:14:50I'll be good to go for the opening of the show.
00:14:55But let this be a reminder.
00:14:57What we do is dangerous.
00:15:00Sir, that is exactly what I wanted to tell you about.
00:15:03I've had to fire the prop boy over here.
00:15:05What?
00:15:06Why?
00:15:06He's careless and cocky.
00:15:08He's a liability, no matter how hot you think he is.
00:15:11I never said that.
00:15:13Mm-hmm.
00:15:13Mr. Kensington,
00:15:15Daniel's been nothing but a professional
00:15:16since he's worked here.
00:15:17Sir, sir, he nearly destroyed my gold Zephyr deck.
00:15:22Daniel, is this true?
00:15:24Of course not.
00:15:25Sir, who are you going to believe?
00:15:26A common worker or a three-star magician?
00:15:30Look, Samuel, I've seen his skills.
00:15:32He would never damage a deck.
00:15:35Show them.
00:15:35Show them what you can do.
00:15:42Yeah, Daniel.
00:15:43Let's see it.
00:15:44Show us what you got.
00:15:45Do you even know a single trick?
00:15:47Tell you what.
00:15:48If you can rearrange my deck by rank and suit
00:15:51without damaging it,
00:15:52in 15 seconds,
00:15:55you can keep your job.
00:15:5615 seconds, that's impossible.
00:15:58I don't even know if the Master of Magic
00:16:00could have done it that quick.
00:16:01But if you can't,
00:16:03I demand, as a three-star magician,
00:16:07that you fire him.
00:16:10Samuel, this isn't fair.
00:16:11I know,
00:16:12but while I disagree with it,
00:16:15Xander has the right to challenge Daniel.
00:16:17But, sir, he...
00:16:18Rhi,
00:16:20it's okay.
00:16:2215 seconds.
00:16:25You're on.
00:16:34The idiot.
00:16:35He's so dumb that he thinks he has a chance.
00:16:38Ready to do this?
00:16:40Daniel, you really don't have to.
00:16:42Aw, the little prop boy has a cheering section.
00:16:45Now, if I win,
00:16:47you're all going to have to start treating Brie
00:16:48with more respect around here.
00:16:50It's her money that's bankrolling this entire show.
00:16:53Brie, look at that.
00:16:55Got a knight in shining coveralls.
00:16:58Fine. Deal.
00:17:00It's not like you have a chance in hell anyway.
00:17:0215 seconds.
00:17:04Here we go.
00:17:12What's he doing?
00:17:13What he's doing is making a complete ass out of himself.
00:17:1610 seconds.
00:17:20Oh, wow.
00:17:22Giving up already?
00:17:23Clearly can't hack the big leagues.
00:17:25You said he was good.
00:17:26I thought you would at least try.
00:17:29Getting security on the phone
00:17:31to escort you out in
00:17:325, 4, 3, 2...
00:18:00Absolutely impossible.
00:18:05How did you do that?
00:18:06There's no way.
00:18:07I don't think I've ever seen anything like this.
00:18:09Nobody but the Master of Magic could have done this.
00:18:15No.
00:18:16No, no, no.
00:18:17You clearly switched out the deck
00:18:18while Brie was distracting us.
00:18:20I knew it.
00:18:21Yeah, of course.
00:18:21Just some amateur trying something stupid.
00:18:23Nothing but a cheap, lazy trick from a hack.
00:18:27Now.
00:18:29We've got a show to prep.
00:18:32Sophie, Eugene,
00:18:33stop gobbling out those cards
00:18:34and let's get to work.
00:18:35Come on.
00:18:38Samuel,
00:18:39you believe you really did it, right?
00:18:41I don't know what to believe.
00:18:45Al, come on.
00:18:47The show opens in a few days.
00:18:48We need to prep.
00:18:50Oh, you don't have to worry about prepping.
00:19:03This is not going to be a show.
00:19:06Who is this?
00:19:07It's Richard Kim.
00:19:08He produces every other magic show in town.
00:19:12Samuel hates him.
00:19:13Richard, get the hell out of my theater.
00:19:16Your theater.
00:19:18Oh, no, no, my little friend.
00:19:20This is now my theater.
00:19:22What the hell are you talking about?
00:19:24I have a three-year lease with the owner.
00:19:28Which, as of this morning, is me.
00:19:30I bought the theater.
00:19:31Which means you and your dirty pack of magical nobodies
00:19:35have one hour to get the hell out.
00:19:40You can't just buy the theater.
00:19:43I'm the biggest show in town.
00:19:45Used to be.
00:19:46You're past your prime.
00:19:47My new show will triple your numbers.
00:19:50The contract can't be canceled.
00:19:51I'll lose everything.
00:19:53If Brie loses this show,
00:19:55the orphanage that I grew up in
00:19:56that saved my life as a child
00:19:58will be destroyed.
00:20:00Hey, we still have a contract.
00:20:01You can't just kick us out.
00:20:02Hey, hey, hey, doll face.
00:20:04How about you focus on looking sexy
00:20:06while being cut in half
00:20:08and let the adults talk?
00:20:09I'm the show's producer.
00:20:11And if you cancel the show,
00:20:12I'll sue you into oblivion.
00:20:14Not if I can prove you're not worthy of this theater.
00:20:17I'll give you a chance.
00:20:19A head-to-head magical competition.
00:20:22Your old man and his team wins.
00:20:24You keep your contract.
00:20:26My team wins.
00:20:27Your contract is terminated.
00:20:29And you go back to doing
00:20:30birthday parties for eight-year-olds.
00:20:34Deal.
00:20:36Mr. Kensington will wipe the floor
00:20:38with whoever you put him up against.
00:20:39Great.
00:20:40The competition will be tonight.
00:20:43Tonight?
00:20:44His cast doesn't come off for another week.
00:20:46Not my problem.
00:20:47Hope you have a good backup team.
00:20:54Ladies and gentlemen,
00:20:56aren't you ready for the epic
00:20:57no-holds-barred battle
00:20:59to see who will get this theater
00:21:01and who will be thrown out into the street?
00:21:07Don't worry.
00:21:08We have an ace of our sleeve.
00:21:11Daniel.
00:21:12You gotta be kidding.
00:21:13You're not seriously considering
00:21:14putting the prop boy out there.
00:21:16His best trick is probably making
00:21:17a penny up here behind his ear.
00:21:19It's all or nothing for us.
00:21:21All right?
00:21:21Richard Kin isn't sending
00:21:22lightweights to this brawl.
00:21:23He's got world-class,
00:21:25real magicians.
00:21:27Yeah, no problem.
00:21:28I'm good enough to take on
00:21:29anyone that Kin sends to us.
00:21:30And now,
00:21:31the challengers.
00:21:33Richard Kin's latest sensation,
00:21:36Matt Von Dier.
00:21:50Oh, no.
00:21:53Oh, God, no.
00:21:54What?
00:21:55How did he get Matt Van Buren?
00:22:00He's the youngest magician
00:22:02to have five stars.
00:22:04He's one of the best in the world.
00:22:10That guy?
00:22:11Xavier will wipe the floor with his ass.
00:22:13Yeah.
00:22:13Bring him on.
00:22:14Now, for the first act,
00:22:16or should I say miracle,
00:22:19before each magician
00:22:21is a glass of water,
00:22:22the magicians must turn
00:22:23their water into wine
00:22:25in a way that our top judges
00:22:28can't figure out.
00:22:29The magician to stump
00:22:31the most judges wins.
00:22:33Matt Van Buren won the Grand Prix
00:22:35for close-up magic last year.
00:22:37This plays exactly to his strengths.
00:22:39He's way beyond
00:22:40Xavier's league.
00:22:42We're gonna lose.
00:22:49Maybe not.
00:22:51Showtime.
00:22:57Xavier!
00:23:01Xavier!
00:23:02Not you.
00:23:03What?
00:23:14You should go out this round.
00:23:18What?
00:23:18He...
00:23:19He's not even a magician.
00:23:20He's just the guy
00:23:21that cleans up dust shit.
00:23:23Yeah, Xavier's the best of all of us.
00:23:24Yeah.
00:23:24Look, girl,
00:23:25I know you have a little crush
00:23:26on the little prop.
00:23:27I believe this is the real magician.
00:23:28Samuel,
00:23:29you can't seriously
00:23:30be considering this.
00:23:31I mean,
00:23:31that guy
00:23:32is gonna piss himself out there.
00:23:34And the magician
00:23:35from the Kensington team.
00:23:46Maybe he's just
00:23:47the prop assistant.
00:23:49But I need a Hail Mary
00:23:51right now.
00:23:52Daniel.
00:24:00Oh, my God.
00:24:02Your prop boy.
00:24:03You're really gonna put up
00:24:04the help against someone
00:24:05like Matt Van Buren.
00:24:07Don't worry, kid.
00:24:08This'll be over real quick.
00:24:09And then you can run back
00:24:10to the shadows
00:24:11where you belong.
00:24:12It's a shame, though,
00:24:13because Matt's
00:24:14just my warm-up act.
00:24:16You'll get beat so bad,
00:24:17you'll never see
00:24:18my big showstopper.
00:24:19Matt Van Buren's
00:24:20just the warm-up act?
00:24:22He's one of the best
00:24:22in the world.
00:24:23They say he might even
00:24:24get a six-star soon.
00:24:25There hasn't been
00:24:26a new six-star magician
00:24:27in over a decade.
00:24:28No, it's obvious
00:24:29what Samuel's doing.
00:24:30Okay, he knows
00:24:31he doesn't have a chance,
00:24:32so he's already
00:24:32looking for excuses.
00:24:34When he loses,
00:24:35he'll say it's because
00:24:35he gave a nobody a try.
00:24:38Boss, this guy
00:24:39is a hack.
00:24:40He's gonna make a fool
00:24:41out of all of us.
00:24:42It's a two-out-of-three
00:24:43competition.
00:24:44We need to judge
00:24:46their strength.
00:24:47Oh, I get it.
00:24:49You see, Samuel
00:24:50sending Daniel out
00:24:51to get slaughtered,
00:24:52and then I come in
00:24:53and save the day.
00:24:54Worth that.
00:24:54He actually thinks
00:24:55he's out there
00:24:55because he has a shot
00:24:56at being a real magician.
00:25:00And you are...
00:25:02Daniel.
00:25:03Just Daniel.
00:25:05Nice coveralls,
00:25:07Daniel.
00:25:08I give my servants
00:25:09the same ones.
00:25:10Enjoy your moment,
00:25:11just Daniel.
00:25:12This will be
00:25:13the biggest crowd
00:25:14you ever perform for.
00:25:15I can't believe
00:25:16he actually went there
00:25:17as if he was a real magician.
00:25:18It's like he's trying
00:25:19to be embarrassed.
00:25:20It's sad.
00:25:21He really thought
00:25:21that he could hang
00:25:22with the pros.
00:25:23No.
00:25:24You're sure about this?
00:25:26Just trust me.
00:25:31Don't feel too bad.
00:25:32You should be honored
00:25:33to be on the stage
00:25:34with me.
00:25:36Gentlemen,
00:25:37are you ready?
00:25:37I was born ready.
00:25:39What about you, buddy?
00:25:41You look a little nervous.
00:25:43Maybe you should be.
00:25:46Because I'm about to
00:25:48embarrass the living
00:25:49shit out of you.
00:25:53He's frozen with fear.
00:25:55Come on, Daniel.
00:25:57Was it stupid
00:25:58to pick him?
00:25:59Daniel,
00:26:00are you okay?
00:26:02Absolutely.
00:26:03Oh, my God.
00:26:05What a shit show.
00:26:06He's not even prepping you.
00:26:08Hey, newbie.
00:26:09This is when you're supposed
00:26:10to prepare your illusion.
00:26:12I'm good.
00:26:15No.
00:26:17I'm good.
00:26:18That's why I
00:26:19have a five-star
00:26:20magician's amulet
00:26:21and you have what?
00:26:23Cover alls
00:26:24covered in dirt
00:26:25and dove shit.
00:26:27Tell you what,
00:26:27it's not too soon
00:26:28to back out.
00:26:30If you do,
00:26:31I'll give you the honor
00:26:32of having my autograph.
00:26:34Are you ready?
00:26:35Or do you need
00:26:36more time to prepare?
00:26:37No, I don't need
00:26:37more time for this trick.
00:26:42Then first up
00:26:43is Matt Von Buren.
00:26:46Pay attention.
00:26:48This is where
00:26:49you learn to respect
00:26:50your betters.
00:27:04It's finished!
00:27:05Yes!
00:27:07We're waiting
00:27:07to start the show.
00:27:10That was seamless.
00:27:12Unbelievable.
00:27:13Even I don't know
00:27:14how he did that.
00:27:15There's no way
00:27:16Daniel could do a trick
00:27:17that's even as fraction
00:27:18as good as Matt's.
00:27:22What do you think, judges?
00:27:24Did Matt Von Buren's
00:27:25trick fool you?
00:27:26I have no idea
00:27:28how that was done.
00:27:29If I didn't know
00:27:29any better,
00:27:30I'd say it's a miracle.
00:27:31I'm stumped.
00:27:32Well done.
00:27:33You're three for three.
00:27:34Three, buddy.
00:27:35All right, man.
00:27:36You have stumped our judges.
00:27:40Does anyone here know
00:27:41how he accomplished
00:27:42his trick?
00:27:43Anyone?
00:27:48You have something
00:27:49to say, prop boy.
00:27:50I mean, your trick
00:27:51wasn't bad.
00:27:53I just know exactly
00:27:54how you did it.
00:28:01Sure you do.
00:28:03Please,
00:28:04enlighten us.
00:28:05Tell us all
00:28:05how I did my trick.
00:28:08All in good time.
00:28:09Idiot.
00:28:10Everybody knows
00:28:10that he's lying.
00:28:11Pathetic.
00:28:12Daniel?
00:28:13Vera?
00:28:23What's he doing?
00:28:24He's making a fool
00:28:25out of all of us.
00:28:26Hey there.
00:28:27Looks like your fellow's
00:28:28got some stage fright.
00:28:31This is what happens
00:28:33when you don't respect
00:28:33the craft.
00:28:34You're making a fool
00:28:35out of all of us.
00:28:37I think he can do it.
00:28:38It doesn't matter
00:28:39what you think, okay?
00:28:41You're not one of us.
00:28:43You're just some dumb girl
00:28:44who had a little bit
00:28:45of money to burn.
00:28:46If it weren't for you,
00:28:47we wouldn't be in this mess.
00:28:56Looks like you're
00:28:57having some trouble.
00:28:59Here.
00:29:00Why don't you
00:29:01let me help you?
00:29:04Ooh, magic.
00:29:07Switch it now,
00:29:08prop boy.
00:29:10You need to end this.
00:29:12Now.
00:29:13You're...
00:29:16You're right.
00:29:20I swore off
00:29:21my old life.
00:29:31But I can't keep
00:29:32running forever.
00:29:39Ladies and gentlemen,
00:29:41are you ready
00:29:42for something
00:29:43extraordinary?
00:29:46Now, but first,
00:29:48I'm gonna need
00:29:48some help.
00:29:50Bri, could you
00:29:52come here?
00:29:58What is he doing?
00:30:00You gotta be kidding me.
00:30:01This is just sad.
00:30:12You all know magic
00:30:13is an illusion.
00:30:15But still,
00:30:16you hold out hope
00:30:17that one day
00:30:18you'll experience
00:30:18something so incredible
00:30:20you can never explain
00:30:22it in a million years.
00:30:23Well, isn't this
00:30:24like life?
00:30:25See, every day
00:30:26you experience
00:30:26your reality
00:30:27through your senses.
00:30:29But what if you
00:30:30couldn't trust
00:30:30your senses?
00:30:37wouldn't your reality
00:30:38then
00:30:39just be an illusion?
00:30:43Don't blink.
00:30:44You'll miss it.
00:30:59That's it?
00:31:01Nothing happened.
00:31:03You're supposed
00:31:03to change the water
00:31:04into wine.
00:31:05Hey, Mr. Kensington,
00:31:06I told you,
00:31:07you shouldn't have put
00:31:07that glorified janitor up
00:31:09to take my place.
00:31:10You should have
00:31:10respected my ranking.
00:31:12No, I think
00:31:13there's something
00:31:14else going on.
00:31:16Now, I apologize,
00:31:17ladies and gentlemen.
00:31:17I can't seem to
00:31:18complete my transformation.
00:31:20I knew it!
00:31:22This theater is mine!
00:31:24Without one final
00:31:25piece of equipment,
00:31:26which will be coming
00:31:27right about now.
00:31:41What's he doing?
00:31:42He's such a cake knife?
00:31:45He's going to shatter
00:31:46that glass all over
00:31:46the floor!
00:31:54How?
00:32:03Unbelievable.
00:32:04That's amazing.
00:32:09Whoa!
00:32:13That is fast.
00:32:15There you go.
00:32:16My judges.
00:32:18You're a young man.
00:32:20That's incredible.
00:32:25The lava is a chocolate
00:32:26wine reduction sauce.
00:32:28Really good.
00:32:29I can't believe
00:32:30I'm eating cake.
00:32:31The only person
00:32:31I've ever seen
00:32:32do a trick like this
00:32:33was the master of magic.
00:32:43How is this possible?
00:32:51Now for the critical moment.
00:32:53Judges, what do you think?
00:32:54Do you know how he did it?
00:32:56I have no idea.
00:32:57Not a clue.
00:32:59And you, Jennifer?
00:33:01I'm completely stumped.
00:33:05Well, in the case of a tie,
00:33:07we turn back to the
00:33:08magicians themselves.
00:33:10Daniel, you said earlier
00:33:12you know how Matthew
00:33:13did his trick.
00:33:14Tell us.
00:33:16Yeah.
00:33:17Tell us.
00:33:19He dropped in
00:33:20edible iron filmates.
00:33:23Then a hidden magnetic fan
00:33:25spun the iron,
00:33:26ironizing.
00:33:28Turning the water red
00:33:29and giving it
00:33:31the earthy flavors
00:33:31of a wine.
00:33:34That's
00:33:36correct.
00:33:39Amazing!
00:33:40And Matthew,
00:33:42how did Daniel
00:33:43do his trick?
00:33:49I don't know.
00:33:51And with that,
00:33:52Daniel wins
00:33:53our first round.
00:34:02With your help.
00:34:06I need a knife.
00:34:09Let's give him cake.
00:34:12Well done,
00:34:14young man.
00:34:15The only other
00:34:16magician
00:34:17that could have
00:34:17accomplished
00:34:18that transformation
00:34:19was the master
00:34:21of magic.
00:34:24No!
00:34:24No!
00:34:25He didn't transform
00:34:26anything!
00:34:26He didn't even
00:34:27teleport!
00:34:28He must have
00:34:29cheated.
00:34:30There's no way
00:34:30an untrained worker
00:34:31has that much
00:34:32level of skill!
00:34:33Exactly!
00:34:34He probably
00:34:35blackmailed the judges
00:34:35or something!
00:34:38How could you
00:34:39let him beat you?
00:34:40You embarrassed
00:34:41us with your
00:34:41performance!
00:34:42How was I supposed
00:34:42to know he was
00:34:43going to do that
00:34:43with the cop
00:34:44and teleport
00:34:44to the judges?
00:34:45Who is that guy?
00:34:50It doesn't matter.
00:34:52Get out of my face.
00:34:53It's time for the
00:34:53real magicians
00:34:54to get to work.
00:34:56You think you've
00:34:57won?
00:34:59You haven't won
00:35:00shit!
00:35:02It's time to
00:35:03bring out my
00:35:03A-team.
00:35:09Kate Barlow!
00:35:18Miss Barlow, thank you
00:35:21for joining us.
00:35:22That's...
00:35:23That's Kate Barlow.
00:35:24She's the FISM world
00:35:25champion in parlor magic
00:35:26and an actual
00:35:28six-star magician.
00:35:29All right.
00:35:30Who's ready for the
00:35:31headliner?
00:35:35Second round is
00:35:36quick change magic.
00:35:37That's Sophie's
00:35:37specialty.
00:35:38You had your little
00:35:39fun in the first round,
00:35:40but now watch an
00:35:42axle prep.
00:35:43A real magician
00:35:44doesn't need to bribe
00:35:45the judges or cause
00:35:47some fake amateur
00:35:47distractions.
00:35:48A real magician
00:35:50doesn't need you
00:35:50because she has
00:35:52hard-earned skills.
00:35:53Now.
00:35:55Yeah!
00:35:56Get him, Sophie!
00:35:58Always nice to see
00:35:59a fellow female
00:35:59on stage.
00:36:00Too bad I'm
00:36:01gonna crush you.
00:36:02Oh.
00:36:03You think so?
00:36:04Your rank is
00:36:05impressive,
00:36:06but it doesn't
00:36:07scare me.
00:36:07Oh, you think I
00:36:08brought in Miss
00:36:09Barlow just for
00:36:10her rank?
00:36:11You didn't?
00:36:13I brought in
00:36:14Kate Barlow
00:36:15because she was
00:36:16the protege
00:36:16of the master
00:36:18of magic.
00:36:20He taught me
00:36:21everything he
00:36:22knows.
00:36:23Funny.
00:36:24I don't remember
00:36:25training her.
00:36:26You were trained
00:36:28by the master
00:36:28of magic?
00:36:29She wasn't just
00:36:30trained by him.
00:36:31He realized
00:36:32that she was
00:36:32better than him.
00:36:33That's why he
00:36:34disappeared.
00:36:36That can't be
00:36:36true, right?
00:36:37Richard wouldn't
00:36:38dare make a claim
00:36:40like that if it
00:36:40wasn't true.
00:36:41So what you're
00:36:42saying is that
00:36:42we have to compete
00:36:43against somebody
00:36:44who's better
00:36:45than the master
00:36:46of magic?
00:36:47So what?
00:36:48I'll still
00:36:48destroy you!
00:36:49Sophie, shut up.
00:36:52Miss Barlow,
00:36:54it is an honor
00:36:55to compete
00:36:56with a magician
00:36:57of your caliber.
00:36:59I wish I could
00:37:00say the same
00:37:01but honestly
00:37:02it's an insult
00:37:04you're even
00:37:05trying to compete.
00:37:07So why are
00:37:08you here?
00:37:09To shatter
00:37:10my teacher's
00:37:11old records
00:37:11and publicly
00:37:13declare myself
00:37:14the new
00:37:15master of magic.
00:37:20ladies and gentlemen
00:37:21this next act
00:37:23is even harder
00:37:24than our first.
00:37:25It is all about
00:37:26quick change magic
00:37:27transforming outfits
00:37:29as many times as
00:37:30possible
00:37:30in 30 seconds.
00:37:32The world record
00:37:33is 17 changes
00:37:36held by the
00:37:37master of magic.
00:37:43Do you think
00:37:44you can beat that?
00:37:45That's a change
00:37:46every two seconds.
00:37:47There's no way
00:37:47you can beat that.
00:37:48I could beat that
00:37:49in my sleep.
00:37:54How?
00:37:55There's not a magic
00:37:55technique in the world
00:37:56that would make
00:37:56that trick possible.
00:37:57Only the master
00:37:58of magic
00:37:59would be able
00:37:59to do that.
00:38:00I know
00:38:01every one
00:38:01of his secrets.
00:38:02are you saying
00:38:04you're going
00:38:04to break
00:38:05the master
00:38:05of magic's
00:38:06record?
00:38:07Who here
00:38:08would like
00:38:09to see me
00:38:09break the record?
00:38:12Then start
00:38:13the music.
00:38:24One, two,
00:38:26three,
00:38:27standard.
00:38:29Oh, my God.
00:38:30How is she doing that?
00:38:34She about to
00:38:35break the record?
00:38:35You're about
00:38:36to break the record?
00:38:37Oh, my God.
00:38:38This is unreal.
00:38:40This is history.
00:38:43That is 18 changes.
00:38:45Ladies and gentlemen,
00:38:46we have a new
00:38:47world record
00:38:48and possibly
00:38:48a new
00:38:49master of magic.
00:38:52I can't believe
00:38:53she just did that.
00:38:54I've never seen
00:38:55anything like it.
00:38:56The concentration,
00:38:57the skill needed
00:38:58to do something
00:38:59like that.
00:39:00She had to learn
00:39:01it from the
00:39:02master of magic.
00:39:03I wouldn't believe
00:39:03it if I hadn't
00:39:04just seen it
00:39:05with my own eyes.
00:39:06For a second there,
00:39:07I thought she'd
00:39:07actually figure out
00:39:08my technique.
00:39:09But no,
00:39:10she's a fraud
00:39:11like the rest.
00:39:12Sophie,
00:39:13you can beat
00:39:14that, right?
00:39:15I can only manage
00:39:16nine or ten changes,
00:39:17but not 18.
00:39:21Well,
00:39:22are you even going
00:39:23to attempt to compete?
00:39:24Or do you just
00:39:25want to give me
00:39:26the theater now?
00:39:28No one can do that.
00:39:30We should just give up.
00:39:31Come on, Sophie.
00:39:32There has to be
00:39:33some chance.
00:39:33Okay, you don't know
00:39:34what you're talking about.
00:39:36I can't do that.
00:39:38No one can do that.
00:39:39You're just some dumb girl
00:39:40with money
00:39:41who tried to get into magic,
00:39:42but you don't know
00:39:42anything about magic.
00:39:44Can't you put that guy
00:39:45on stage for Pete's sake?
00:39:46Are you going to come out
00:39:47here and embarrass yourselves?
00:39:49Or can I get ready
00:39:50for my first photo shoot
00:39:52as the new
00:39:53master of magic?
00:39:55Come on.
00:39:56One of you
00:39:56at least has to try.
00:39:58I can't lose this contract.
00:40:00I have children
00:40:00that are my responsibility
00:40:02and they will starve.
00:40:04Sophie?
00:40:06Eugene?
00:40:07Xavier?
00:40:08If I had my hand,
00:40:10I would try,
00:40:12but I don't even think
00:40:13I would stand a chance.
00:40:15Well, well.
00:40:16Looks like I won.
00:40:18Sir,
00:40:19are you hiring?
00:40:22Really?
00:40:23You're going to betray
00:40:24your boss
00:40:25right in front of him?
00:40:26Might as well.
00:40:27We can't go down
00:40:28with a sinking ship
00:40:28of losers.
00:40:29Sorry, Samuel.
00:40:30You should not put your faith
00:40:31in a stupid girl
00:40:32who doesn't understand
00:40:33the first thing about magic.
00:40:34It's over.
00:40:35The theater is mine!
00:40:39I failed them.
00:40:41I failed the originate.
00:40:44Might as well go with them,
00:40:46Daniel.
00:40:47Hey, where are you going?
00:40:52What is he doing?
00:40:55We still have a shot.
00:40:57I'm going to take it.
00:40:58Daniel, stop.
00:40:59You can't just go out there
00:40:59and embarrass yourself.
00:41:00I won't let you.
00:41:01Bree,
00:41:02do you trust me?
00:41:07And with the Kensington team
00:41:08giving up,
00:41:09the winners are...
00:41:11Wait.
00:41:15The Kensington team
00:41:16sold us to do
00:41:16their quick change act.
00:41:19That's adorable.
00:41:21Do you even know
00:41:21what a quick change act is,
00:41:23prop boy?
00:41:24I'll manage.
00:41:26Really, Samuel,
00:41:27you're sending out
00:41:28the help again?
00:41:29This loser has no chance
00:41:30of beating Kate.
00:41:31Sir, we tried to warn him,
00:41:33but Samuel just wouldn't.
00:41:34Listen,
00:41:35this worker conned him
00:41:36just like he conned
00:41:38the judges in the last round.
00:41:39Hey, that's not true.
00:41:40The only reason why he's here
00:41:41is because Bree has
00:41:42a little crush on him.
00:41:43That's enough.
00:41:44Ooh, is that what's going on?
00:41:46The producer's amateur boyfriend
00:41:48is trying to save the show.
00:41:50That's really cute.
00:41:51I said that's enough.
00:41:53Daniel,
00:41:54are you ready?
00:41:56Your time starts
00:42:00now.
00:42:11We're waiting.
00:42:13Look at all these quick changes.
00:42:15He's going so fast,
00:42:16I can't keep track of them.
00:42:18What's he doing?
00:42:19How do you do his magic?
00:42:21Hey, honey.
00:42:22It doesn't look like
00:42:23magic's your thing,
00:42:25but I'm always hiring boys
00:42:26to do my laundry.
00:42:28What are you doing, boy?
00:42:31Just trust him.
00:42:32He has it under control.
00:42:33Are you kidding me?
00:42:34If he has it under control,
00:42:36I'm freaking Merlin himself.
00:42:38Hey, Bree,
00:42:38you might want to turn around
00:42:40for this one, okay?
00:42:41Your boyfriend is about
00:42:43to reveal himself
00:42:43for the fraud
00:42:44that he truly is.
00:42:46Hey, seriously,
00:42:46get off the stage.
00:42:47You look like a fucking ass.
00:42:50Yo, buddy,
00:42:50you're not getting 18, bro.
00:42:52Knock it out.
00:42:53Daniel,
00:42:54what are you doing?
00:42:55Are you happy?
00:42:56You've embarrassed yourself
00:42:57and wasted my precious time.
00:43:05Time.
00:43:06Time is a funny thing,
00:43:08isn't it?
00:43:09See, we always complain
00:43:10that time goes by too fast.
00:43:12But in moments like these,
00:43:13it's like time
00:43:15stands still.
00:43:20Your technique wasn't bad.
00:43:22It just wasn't the
00:43:23master of magic's technique.
00:43:27This is.
00:43:30What's he gonna do?
00:43:32He's right now.
00:43:37I'll blink.
00:43:47Congratulations.
00:43:48One change in 30 seconds.
00:43:50I win.
00:43:52But you can't call that
00:43:53a competition.
00:43:54What a waste of time.
00:43:55Sophie at least
00:43:55would have had a chance.
00:43:56Well, I think we know
00:43:57who won this contest.
00:44:00Are you sure about that?
00:44:18How did he do that?
00:44:2377, 78.
00:44:33Ladies and gentlemen,
00:44:35we have 78 changes.
00:44:37I can't believe it.
00:44:38It's not possible.
00:44:39It's impossible.
00:44:42It's impossible for mere mortals,
00:44:45but not for the master of magic.
00:44:48Wait.
00:44:49Is he the real master of magic?
00:44:53The misdirect you used.
00:44:56Showmanship.
00:44:57The transformation on a massive scale.
00:45:01Ladies and gentlemen,
00:45:02you have just witnessed
00:45:03the return of a legend
00:45:04because this man
00:45:06is the master of magic.
00:45:14I knew it.
00:45:16I knew it.
00:45:18Oh, cause.
00:45:21I just made an axe of myself
00:45:23in front of the real
00:45:25master of magic.
00:45:26With that question,
00:45:28I believe I see
00:45:28for all three judges
00:45:29to declare that
00:45:31Daniel is the winner
00:45:32of this competition.
00:45:34Ladies and gentlemen,
00:45:35you heard it.
00:45:35Daniel wins the competition.
00:45:38Woo!
00:45:40Daniel!
00:45:40Daniel!
00:45:41Daniel!
00:45:43Daniel!
00:45:43Daniel!
00:45:45Daniel!
00:45:46Daniel!
00:45:47Daniel!
00:45:48Please.
00:45:49Please forgive me.
00:45:50I was just so inspired
00:45:51by our example growing up
00:45:52that I feel as if
00:45:53you've been with me
00:45:54every step of the way.
00:45:55How dare you lie to me?
00:45:57You swore to me
00:45:58you learned everything from him.
00:45:59You're nothing but a fraud.
00:46:01Get out of here!
00:46:06I've spent the last six years
00:46:08looking for you.
00:46:09I'd almost given up hope
00:46:10I'd ever find the master of magic.
00:46:12Cause I know that before
00:46:14you were the master of magic,
00:46:16you were a world-class cat burglar.
00:46:21Tonight,
00:46:22the Diamond Nebula Casino
00:46:24will have its biggest influx
00:46:25of cash in over a year.
00:46:26I'm pulling together
00:46:27an organization to take it.
00:46:29I'm talking hundreds
00:46:30of millions of dollars.
00:46:32You'd make more in one night
00:46:34than a lifetime
00:46:35performing on this stage.
00:46:37Here.
00:46:39Down payment
00:46:40to show you I'm serious.
00:46:42So what do you say?
00:46:44Ready to make some real money?
00:46:48I won both rounds
00:46:49of the competition,
00:46:50didn't I?
00:46:51Well, yes.
00:46:54Then Mr. Kensington
00:46:55gets to keep his theater.
00:46:56That was the deal.
00:46:58Right.
00:46:59Of course.
00:47:00But what do you think
00:47:01of my offer?
00:47:03What do I think
00:47:03of your offer?
00:47:10Now, why don't you get out
00:47:12of here before I conjure
00:47:12a horse out of your ass?
00:47:14Yeah!
00:47:17That was so good!
00:47:22Wow!
00:47:23Everybody,
00:47:24give it up for the
00:47:25master of magic!
00:47:27Wow!
00:47:30You know, Daniel,
00:47:32when I first saw you,
00:47:33I knew that you were special.
00:47:35Yeah, of course.
00:47:36I mean,
00:47:37even an idiot could see
00:47:38that he was the
00:47:39master of magic.
00:47:40And honestly,
00:47:42I just feel
00:47:43so honored
00:47:44to be standing
00:47:45in the same room
00:47:46as you right now.
00:47:48Wow!
00:47:50You guys are acting
00:47:51like you had his back
00:47:52this whole time.
00:47:53After all the abuse
00:47:54you heaped on him earlier?
00:47:55Oh, no, we were just joking!
00:47:58Right?
00:47:59Guys?
00:48:01You're gonna stay with us.
00:48:03Right, Daniel?
00:48:04Yeah, of course
00:48:05he's gonna stay with us.
00:48:06We're just, you know,
00:48:08showing him some love.
00:48:09Yeah!
00:48:10The three of you,
00:48:11your actions were a disgrace.
00:48:14Disrespecting the greatest
00:48:15magician of all time.
00:48:18I think Daniel should decide
00:48:20what your punishment is.
00:48:22Punishment?
00:48:22Punishment is a very strong word.
00:48:24No, we don't.
00:48:25First of all,
00:48:25I don't like that.
00:48:26You know.
00:48:28I do think
00:48:30maybe a little
00:48:31public humiliation
00:48:33will do you three
00:48:34some good.
00:48:40I know, I see it!
00:48:42That's the most
00:48:42embarrassing thing
00:48:43I've ever seen!
00:48:44Disgusting!
00:48:46What are you doing here for?
00:48:47Go!
00:48:48Go!
00:48:48We have to go here!
00:48:50Why?
00:48:54So, you're really him.
00:48:58Master of magic.
00:49:00I don't feel I am worthy
00:49:02to be on the same stage as you.
00:49:04If you want to stay,
00:49:07I gladly open for you
00:49:09and give you the marquee performance.
00:49:11But whether you stay or leave,
00:49:15it's completely
00:49:17your decision.
00:49:19So, what do you say?
00:49:22If you knew how I'd let Eric die,
00:49:24you'd hate me.
00:49:27I'm not the master of magic.
00:49:30That may be true,
00:49:32but nobody else
00:49:34could ever do
00:49:35what you did up here.
00:49:40Daniel!
00:49:42Daniel!
00:49:45Daniel!
00:49:46Daniel!
00:49:47Daniel!
00:49:48Daniel!
00:49:49Daniel!
00:49:50That bracelet?
00:49:52Could Daniel be Eric's brother?
00:50:05Hey!
00:50:07All this time
00:50:08when I didn't recognize you,
00:50:10Daniel Angier,
00:50:12and you're still the same,
00:50:13the older brother
00:50:14looking out for the smaller kid,
00:50:16any time Eric got hurt,
00:50:18he'd come running.
00:50:21When I met her the most,
00:50:23I let him down.
00:50:28Eric knew what he was doing,
00:50:31and he was so proud of you.
00:50:34The only time
00:50:34you let him down
00:50:36is when you stopped
00:50:37being the master of magic.
00:50:39What?
00:50:40Eric believed in you,
00:50:42and your gifts.
00:50:44Don't let your guilt
00:50:45take that away.
00:50:46You're still
00:50:47the master of magic.
00:50:49You just have to claim it.
00:50:57where'd he go?
00:50:58Daniel!
00:50:59Daniel!
00:50:59We want an interview!
00:51:00In here.
00:51:12I could have sworn he went this way.
00:51:13I'd like to be here somewhere.
00:51:23You're friends.
00:51:25Ah, well, that sounds...
00:51:27awful.
00:51:27No, no.
00:51:28No.
00:51:29No.
00:51:35...
00:52:02You know,
00:52:05Eric told me to find you.
00:52:10Well, you knew we'd be good together.
00:52:14So,
00:52:15are you ready to call yourself the master of magic again?
00:52:33This looks way worse than the one when we were kids.
00:52:36Now you see why I was so desperate to get the money.
00:52:53What happened to this orphanage?
00:52:56Good business. That's what happened.
00:53:05This is Barry Carnegie. He owns the orphanage.
00:53:08You're supposed to be in jail.
00:53:10Ah, so you recognize me.
00:53:13Silly boy. Jail and laws are only for the poor.
00:53:17I was out in two years.
00:53:19And I've already taken back my casino,
00:53:21as well as this place.
00:53:23It's mine. I bought it.
00:53:25And I've been using it for child labor
00:53:27to squeeze every dime out of it
00:53:29and funnel it into my casino.
00:53:31You're a monster.
00:53:32Nah.
00:53:33If I'm such a monster,
00:53:34why don't you buy the orphanage from me, huh?
00:53:37Oh, you can't
00:53:38because you're poor and pathetic.
00:53:42See this watch?
00:53:43This is worth more than the whole place.
00:53:46So,
00:53:46you either give me the money for the orphanage
00:53:49or you get the fuck out.
00:53:51I'm gonna get it.
00:53:52Well, babe, you better get all of it
00:53:54to me by noon tomorrow.
00:53:56Because that's when the dozers start up.
00:53:58Who wouldn't tear this place apart
00:54:00from my new casino?
00:54:03But you can't be serious.
00:54:05What about the children?
00:54:07Miss Anderson,
00:54:08what's he talking about?
00:54:10Are we gonna lose our home?
00:54:12Yeah, you are.
00:54:14But, listen.
00:54:17You can stay in my hotel.
00:54:19Ten grand a night.
00:54:20You got that kind of money, kid?
00:54:24I didn't think so.
00:54:27Let's go.
00:54:29He wants millions for this place.
00:54:32I mean,
00:54:33how am I gonna get that kind of money
00:54:34by tomorrow at noon?
00:54:38You'll have your money.
00:54:40Oh, yeah?
00:54:43Where are you gonna get it?
00:54:45Tonight,
00:54:46the Diamond Nebula Casino
00:54:48will have its biggest influx of cash
00:54:49and over a year
00:54:50of talking hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:54:54I'm gonna rob your casino.
00:55:18I'm gonna pull off this heist
00:55:19and save the orphanage in your memory, Eric.
00:55:24Oh, I see Richard got the three links
00:55:27to try to steal the money
00:55:28of top burglars in the world.
00:55:31Lily,
00:55:32system logistics and camera espionage.
00:55:37Alisa,
00:55:38who cracked the Kremlin's most secure vault
00:55:41three times.
00:55:42Anna Vita,
00:55:44who can seduce anyone with a pulse.
00:55:48They're good.
00:55:50Almost as good as me.
00:55:52Fortunately,
00:55:53I can use that to my advantage.
00:56:03So I gather you three are here
00:56:05to rob the Diamond Nebula vault as well.
00:56:10Hm.
00:56:13I'm just who you think you are,
00:56:14idiot man with a dead fish.
00:56:16And tell her why she shouldn't gut you right now
00:56:18like a mule deer.
00:56:19Maybe we should play with this little man
00:56:21for a little bit.
00:56:22And then,
00:56:23snip his manhood off.
00:56:25We don't need a knife.
00:56:27I'm sure a pair of tweezers would be big enough.
00:56:32Ladies,
00:56:33please.
00:56:34Let's make a deal.
00:56:40See if I can help you,
00:56:42I take a share of it.
00:56:44If I can't,
00:56:45I take nothing.
00:56:53How did he do that?
00:56:56Well, this is Vegas.
00:56:58He's probably just some lucky trickster.
00:57:00Give us a moment.
00:57:04Is nobody here?
00:57:07Maybe he could be our father.
00:57:08Mmm, I like it.
00:57:09He's clearly in all of his hands.
00:57:11It's not like he's a pro
00:57:12and we'd see it coming.
00:57:13We could double-cross him easy.
00:57:17Alright.
00:57:18We'll let you help us.
00:57:20And we'll even let you in all the cash.
00:57:23But,
00:57:23you have to prove yourself first.
00:57:29I'm listening.
00:57:31You see that cart over there, little boy?
00:57:34Clear it out.
00:57:35Bring us the chips.
00:57:36You have five minutes.
00:57:38Do that,
00:57:39and we will know that you can be a part of this heist.
00:57:42Look at him.
00:57:43This man-child doesn't know the first thing about picking a pocket.
00:57:46First, you're going to need a key.
00:57:48And you got that.
00:57:49A key.
00:57:52And then...
00:57:53Why aren't you writing this down?
00:57:55Honey,
00:57:56you should give up now.
00:57:57You're a little house kitten dealing with apex predators.
00:58:05Okay.
00:58:08He is stupider than I thought.
00:58:10He's going in the wrong direction.
00:58:12Completely unaware of his environment.
00:58:14Hopeless.
00:58:14This whole thing is a waste of time.
00:58:16Let's just get rid of him.
00:58:21Is he getting a drink during a hast?
00:58:23Oh, I am so nervous.
00:58:24I need a drink of water.
00:58:26He's only going to slow us down.
00:58:28Look at him.
00:58:33Oh!
00:58:34Are you serious?
00:58:35Jesus Christ.
00:58:35I am so nervous.
00:58:37I am a klutz and a half.
00:58:39I am so sorry.
00:58:40Here, let me just...
00:58:40Let me help you.
00:58:41Just wipe.
00:58:42No, no.
00:58:42Get off of me, man.
00:58:43Piece of garbage.
00:58:44Sorry.
00:58:45Yeah.
00:58:45Garbage.
00:58:46Just...
00:58:48He tried a little bump and snatch.
00:58:50He could grab the key.
00:58:52He's miserable failure.
00:58:53I have seen enough.
00:58:59You had your shot and you blew it.
00:59:02Like the sad thief you are.
00:59:04Now you can go.
00:59:05You blew your chance to work with the best in the world, guy.
00:59:09Best in the world, huh?
00:59:12Well, then maybe you can tell me how I did this.
00:59:26Impossible.
00:59:27He never even opens a chip card.
00:59:30Who is this guy?
00:59:31Could he be the one playing it?
00:59:34How...
00:59:34How did he do that?
00:59:37Is this enough proof for you?
00:59:39Ladies?
00:59:41Those chips did not come from the card.
00:59:44No one is that girl.
00:59:46He probably already had them on his sleeve.
00:59:49That makes sense.
00:59:50He's treating this like some little magic show.
00:59:52If he's clearly an amateur, which is good, we wouldn't want a double-classic bra.
00:59:56He's the perfect dumb taxi.
01:00:00Alright.
01:00:01We'll let you help us.
01:00:03But don't get in our way.
01:00:07Deal.
01:00:09Okay.
01:00:10Let's get back to the plan, shall we?
01:00:12Cuatro, cinco, seis.
01:00:14I count six guards at the vault.
01:00:16All six Slovakian mercenaries.
01:00:19Sworn to protect that vault with their lives.
01:00:23Child's place.
01:00:24Easier than roping a legless mule.
01:00:26It's time for a distraction.
01:00:29When I walk past those guards, they won't be able to take their eyes off me.
01:00:34Your plan is broken.
01:00:38What did you just say?
01:00:40I said your plan is broken.
01:00:42Do you realize how ignorant you sound?
01:00:45Evita seduced presidents, kings, CEOs, bishops.
01:00:49And that perfume that she just sprayed on has a pheromone that completely takes over the male brain.
01:00:59That's what I thought.
01:01:01Finally something makes it to that Neanderthal school of you.
01:01:04Now shut up and watch your professional work.
01:01:07Look, idiot.
01:01:09Watch her sway.
01:01:13It is already starting to fight.
01:01:16It is already starting to fight.
01:01:26Her last conquest was the richest man in South America.
01:01:30She took him for all he was worth.
01:01:32And before that, the head of Monaco.
01:01:35So how exactly is her plan broken?
01:01:38You'll see for yourself.
01:01:40In three.
01:01:40Two.
01:01:43Oh, my God.
01:01:45Can you smell that?
01:01:46Oh, my God.
01:01:48Oh, that scent.
01:01:54I get the disease.
01:01:56HALT!
01:01:58HALT!
01:01:59Get back to your post.
01:02:00What are you doing?
01:02:03Damn it.
01:02:04The perfume does not work on Dimit.
01:02:05It's fine.
01:02:06I almost got them away from the vault.
01:02:08And with that stupid Captain Moons,
01:02:10I will try again any real work.
01:02:12They do not have time.
01:02:13We need a new destruction now.
01:02:19What's in him?
01:02:20When he goes to destroy the guards,
01:02:22they will catch you.
01:02:22We'll kill two guards with one stone.
01:02:27You go.
01:02:30Ay, ay, ay.
01:02:31These vortex on our beach can't even try to be sneaky.
01:02:33I mean, just look at how he walked right up to us earlier.
01:02:36Exactly.
01:02:37He'll get arrested and that will be the big distraction that we need.
01:02:40This snotty-nosed cult really thinks he's getting a payday tonight.
01:02:44I almost feel sorry for him.
01:02:52Is he blind as well as stupid?
01:02:54He's walking right past the guards.
01:02:57Maybe he's leaving.
01:02:59Realizing it looks too bad for him.
01:03:04Is he going to gamble now?
01:03:06Is he serious?
01:03:07My priceless, one-of-a-kind two-faced trick coin.
01:03:10It's hard to let go.
01:03:12But to save the orphans,
01:03:15I'd do anything.
01:03:16He's not even using Zindra's loot machines.
01:03:18He's gambling with the old ones.
01:03:20How is this going to be a distraction?
01:03:22Huh? How?
01:03:25This is ridiculous.
01:03:26We have to go in.
01:03:26He can't even distract the guards.
01:03:28He's not even smart enough to be a foul guard.
01:03:30My bedroom is ready.
01:03:31I'm going back.
01:03:32No way.
01:03:35I won't proceed and fail.
01:03:37Then, we will cut.
01:03:50Well, no way.
01:03:56Oh my gosh! Amazing! On your first try?
01:04:00Jackpot? How did he do that?
01:04:02All cameras, you probably just got lucky. That's not the real distraction.
01:04:18The slot machines are paying out!
01:04:29All security personnel to the floor.
01:04:32That's impossible! Why did Sam Hill just happen?
01:04:34Is he more than an amateur?
01:04:36Ladies, are we getting played by Kim?
01:04:44No, probably just more beginners look.
01:04:46Right. When we need him to take the fall, he'll still easily do it.
01:04:50He's going in the vault. He's trying to get the cash before we do.
01:04:59The same vault I broke into six years ago to steal the documents that got the owner arrested.
01:05:06Trying to go in without us?
01:05:08Don't think I want that little smokey here to take a piece out of you if you try to double
01:05:11-cross us.
01:05:13Didn't your parents ever teach you not to play with those things?
01:05:18What blazes? How did that happen?
01:05:27You were gonna pay for that!
01:05:29Sorry, it'll wash out.
01:05:30And I couldn't double-cross you if I tried.
01:05:35That's right. We're too good.
01:05:37We are professionals.
01:05:38You are just some nobody who thinks a few magic tricks puts you in our league.
01:05:42Oh, whatever. Step aside.
01:05:44We are wasting valuable time.
01:05:45It is time for the professionals to work.
01:05:52Alisa is the best safe cracker in the world.
01:05:55She's cracked into safes at the Bank of London, the New York Federal Reserve, and Fort Knox all in one
01:05:59week.
01:06:00Can't do that with your little coin trick.
01:06:02Just as I thought.
01:06:04Three lockers, mechanical combination, and a biometric ID reader.
01:06:08No wonder only one thief has ever been able to crack this safe.
01:06:11Yeah, me.
01:06:13Fortunately, that one thief was me six years ago.
01:06:20Is she really trying to take credit for my heist?
01:06:31One down, three to go.
01:06:38Intruder alert. False entry detected. Notifying authorities in 20 seconds.
01:06:43Me, me, me.
01:06:43Alisa, you triggered the door alarm.
01:06:45We have to make it stop.
01:06:46Just give me a minute.
01:06:47We don't have a minute.
01:06:48How did you disarm it last time?
01:06:50Because it was you who cracked the safe, right?
01:06:52Somebody shuts me off.
01:06:54Eleven.
01:06:55Well, I'm just saying, you've done this before, so...
01:06:58No problem.
01:06:58Stop bothering her with your questions and just standing in the corner like a good little boy.
01:07:02Five.
01:07:03Four.
01:07:05Three.
01:07:06Two.
01:07:08Three.
01:07:09Two.
01:07:12Intruder alert cancelled.
01:07:15Got it!
01:07:17Sure you did.
01:07:19How was I supposed to know?
01:07:20The interior had been modified to lock like an IBV international vault.
01:07:24You should have stolen the vault's blueprints beforehand.
01:07:27Like I did.
01:07:29Give me another second.
01:07:30Ladies, we don't have another second.
01:07:33Hold on.
01:07:34I'll give it a shot.
01:07:36You really think you can be faster than me?
01:07:38I am the one who cracked the safe, not you.
01:07:41Stop distracting her.
01:07:42This is a job for the pros.
01:07:44Alisa, you got this.
01:07:45No, she doesn't.
01:07:46What are you talking about?
01:07:48She won't get it open.
01:07:49The place where she's drilling, it won't work.
01:07:50You do not know what you're talking about.
01:07:52You are nothing and you are a nobody.
01:07:59Hmm.
01:08:01Got it.
01:08:02She won't get it open.
01:08:04Go back to shoplifting, you child.
01:08:05No.
01:08:09What is it?
01:08:10What's wrong?
01:08:13It's hollow.
01:08:15The locking mechanism must be in a different part of the door.
01:08:17Look, the guard's almost here.
01:08:19I can help.
01:08:19My idiot had almost found it.
01:08:21Alisa.
01:08:23What?
01:08:26Maybe we should give him a shot.
01:08:28And if he can't open it, then we will tackle him
01:08:30and then say that we stopped him from robbing the casino.
01:08:36Hold yours.
01:08:37Try not to screw up what I already started.
01:08:40Don't worry.
01:08:41We'll be inside the vault in a matter of seconds.
01:08:49What the hell are you doing?
01:08:51Is this the idiot trying to pray his way into the vault?
01:08:54He's drunk.
01:08:55He's been drunk the whole time.
01:08:56We're just seeing it now.
01:08:58Well, if he'd stop talking and listen,
01:08:59you'd hear the magnets sliding around inside.
01:09:02All security personnel,
01:09:03we have a computer code 9 at the vault.
01:09:06Thumbs up!
01:09:07Tickle him!
01:09:12Alpha magic words.
01:09:16Open sesame.
01:09:26How the hell?
01:09:27Impossibile.
01:09:28Who are you?
01:09:30Are we in over our heads?
01:09:31Ladies.
01:09:32I suggest we get in.
01:09:42What the fuck?
01:09:46God damn.
01:09:48There's got to be near a billion in here.
01:09:50I am taking a decade long spot trip.
01:09:52I am finally going to buy the mention of the kiss BNC.
01:10:04Bingo.
01:10:08Just what do you think you're doing?
01:10:11Just taking my share.
01:10:13You think you are so smart.
01:10:16Did you really think we were going to let you walk out of here with some money?
01:10:21We played you the entire time.
01:10:24And you didn't even notice.
01:10:25You see those cameras?
01:10:28They've been recording us the entire time.
01:10:30Except I put a bug in them to remove all of us from the recording.
01:10:34All of us.
01:10:35Except for you.
01:10:36You really thought you could hang with the three links?
01:10:39You were just our folly.
01:10:41That is what happens when you try to run this city, girls.
01:10:44Enjoy prison.
01:10:46Mr. Kim.
01:10:47We got it.
01:10:48It's safe for you to come in.
01:10:53Whoa.
01:10:55This is more than I even thought.
01:10:58Barry is so paranoid, he put all his valuables in here.
01:11:01Come on, ladies. We can't stand around. Pack up.
01:11:04Who's this?
01:11:05Oh, no one.
01:11:06A pathetic poser is too dumb to realize we're taking advantage of him.
01:11:10We had him take the fall. He was easy.
01:11:12Almost a little too easy.
01:11:13It's like he wanted us to set them up.
01:11:17Sorry, buddy.
01:11:18But you shouldn't have tried to swim with the sharks.
01:11:21I'll remember that next time.
01:11:25Wait.
01:11:26Wait, I know that voice.
01:11:28Who...
01:11:30Who are you?
01:11:33You know exactly who I am.
01:11:37You stupid broads!
01:11:38Do you have any idea who you messed with?
01:11:40A wannabe petty thief.
01:11:42Hey, calm down, Mr. Kim.
01:11:44He is a nobody.
01:11:45He's...
01:11:45He's not a nobody.
01:11:47He's...
01:11:47Richard, tranquilo.
01:11:49He's just our patsy.
01:11:50We had him in our web the entire time.
01:11:52He wasn't in your web.
01:11:54You were in his.
01:11:55You fools!
01:11:58Please...
01:11:58Please don't do this.
01:12:00Let us go.
01:12:01Relax, Richard.
01:12:02I can do anything crazy, like...
01:12:05Reactivate the alarms.
01:12:06Oh, thank you.
01:12:08Because I already have.
01:12:13What?!
01:12:18What kind of idiots are you?!
01:12:20And what kind of idiots are you all?
01:12:23You think you can just waltz in here?
01:12:25Steal my stash?
01:12:26No.
01:12:28Not here.
01:12:29Not on my turf.
01:12:32Oh, jeez.
01:12:34The three links, huh?
01:12:36KGB, Annie Oakley, and Penelope Cruz.
01:12:40The world's best cat burglars.
01:12:43My pink ass.
01:12:45Oh, god.
01:12:45And that's Richard Kim, isn't it?
01:12:48The geriatric huckster from the Cretaceous period.
01:12:51Trying to de-extinct your career after that deplorable magic competition.
01:12:57And you.
01:12:59That mask.
01:13:02I know you.
01:13:03You're the son of a bitch that got me put away for two years.
01:13:07Well, too bad it didn't stick, huh?
01:13:11But as I recall, I did kill your brother.
01:13:14I put him down like a dog.
01:13:17I should have put you down that night, too.
01:13:20Tell you what.
01:13:21We're gonna finish that job right now.
01:13:30Well, I knew it.
01:13:31You never did quite perfect that trick, did you?
01:13:39That's not my blood.
01:13:46You're probably thinking, I didn't see how he did that.
01:13:50And you know why you didn't?
01:13:53He blinked.
01:13:55Get him!
01:13:58Sweet. You guys brought flowers.
01:14:00In the winter!
01:14:23That's enough.
01:14:32what how did you do that last out like a bunch of hogs before getting butchered for a pit roast
01:14:38the hell happened why am i tied up because the real police are on their way and i want to
01:14:43make
01:14:43their job easier on them oh and don't worry it's just a flesh wound i'm sure you'll go on to
01:14:48live
01:14:49many years in prison now why would i go to prison you're the thief you're stealing from me
01:14:55it's because you've been using your casino as one big cover as the biggest drug ring in the united
01:15:01states not even your billions can get you out of this because who the hell are you
01:15:10i'm the master of magic you motherfucker
01:15:29we did it eric untraceable bitcoin cryptocurrency enough to pay off the loans from the orphanage
01:15:35and put those kids through college we did it
01:15:44and the kids just love all the colors of the stained glass windows
01:15:50and the library we get brand new books every day thank you i still can't understand how you found
01:15:58the money to pay off all those loans you wouldn't believe me if i told you
01:16:05mommy daddy let's get ice cream for the show yeah ice cream read my mind you're like a little magician
01:16:12okay i guess we'll see you next week always looking forward to it let's go get that ice cream
01:16:24ladies and gentlemen allow me to introduce you to the newest
01:16:28the newest member of the angier magic team
01:16:30the one the only mistress of magic herself
01:16:40charity angier
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