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00:00You had one job.
00:02Okay, she about to hit this golf ball.
00:03You only have one job.
00:04All you have to do is hit the ball, right?
00:06The stance looks okay, but also there's a body of water right in front of her.
00:09You know, the worst possible scenario, if somehow the golf club ends up in the lake of water.
00:14All right, let's go.
00:15Let's see.
00:15Let's watch.
00:16Oh my goodness, she missed the ball.
00:18Where did the club go?
00:20Hold on, hold on, hold on.
00:22Wow, man, that thing went flying.
00:24You know, if only that was the ball.
00:26When you're so bad at golf that you don't even hit the ball.
00:28But the club went flying.
00:30That got to count for something, right?
00:32Well, you didn't touch the ball, so at least you got another hit.
00:34Bro, we're going to have to look for our club in the bushes.
00:37Don't ask any questions how this happened.
00:40Bro, you locked your door inside a locked door.
00:44How do you lock your keys in a locked door?
00:47This has Monday, 7.59 a.m. energy all over it.
00:51They committed the crime of putting dish soap into the dishwasher.
00:55And if this is your first time, it makes sense, right?
00:57Dish soap should go in the dishwasher, right?
01:00Yes, yes.
01:01Like, join the other thing.
01:03Nope.
01:04I mean, it says dishwashing liquid.
01:06Oh, but it's not for use in the dishwasher.
01:09Yeah, this is why we have instructions.
01:11This is literally the physical form of close enough.
01:14And also the reason everything needs a warning label.
01:17Yo, even if things have a warning label, doesn't mean everybody's going to read it.
01:20Okay, let's walk over the steps.
01:22Oh, my goodness.
01:23You fell into the pool.
01:24Wait, this is not even a pool.
01:26Wait, why'd that guy fall?
01:27Why did his friend fall too?
01:29Me and my bestie sharing one brain cell.
01:31Like, bro fell.
01:32So, the other one also fell.
01:34He didn't even fall into the water, bro.
01:35Like, why are you falling?
01:37Like, it's the same exact position too.
01:39I don't know why this is so funny.
01:41Like, I can't even explain this.
01:43Like, oopsie.
01:44Oh, no.
01:45I've fallen and I can't get up.
01:46Okay, I've also fallen and can't get up.
01:49Like, when I say I vibe with somebody, you've got to be like this.
01:53Y'all aren't even best friends unless it's like this.
01:55Yo, a few years ago, there was this trend on YouTube called the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge.
01:59Where somebody pours ice water over you to simulate a symptom of ALS.
02:04And she made this video and said, I am never spreading awareness again.
02:07Because she tried the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge with her bestie.
02:10And then, okay, here goes the ice, the water, and then the cooler.
02:14The freaking cooler.
02:16And I want to see the moment where her bestie messed up.
02:18Like, oh, girl, what do you mean?
02:20The cooler wasn't supposed to come with it.
02:22You know, you clearly didn't understand the assignment.
02:24You know, if the icy water wasn't enough, hit her with the cooler.
02:27Okay, hit the thing.
02:29Hit the thing.
02:30See how hard you can hit it.
02:32So close.
02:33I really hope he's not with his crush.
02:35Because she definitely got the ick.
02:36You know, this is the kind of mistake that builds character.
02:39But the fact that I actually made it onto the internet, I would be like, delete that video.
02:42Delete that video immediately.
02:43Like, we're doing this again.
02:45Like, even duct tape could not save this relationship.
02:47After witnessing your crush.
02:49Slop this hard.
02:51Just trying to live a normal life.
02:53Nothing better than being at the conbini.
02:55And, oh, bro.
02:58This is why instructions usually come with pictures.
03:01I'm not going to lie.
03:01These are so annoying to open.
03:03But the way that Bryce...
03:04I'm sorry, Bryce is crying.
03:06The way it just, like, escaped.
03:08Like, I freed from its plastic 7-Eleven prison.
03:12Like, bro, there goes my lunch.
03:14At least you got it on camera.
03:15Okay, guys.
03:16We're going to do this really funny prank.
03:18We're going to take this recycling bin.
03:20We're going to just...
03:22Close enough.
03:23You know, double it and give it to the ALS ice bucket challenge, girl.
03:26All right, buddy.
03:27Pass the controller.
03:27Clearly failed.
03:28I bet he didn't even wake up.
03:29Like, just go to bed.
03:30He's un-prankable after that.
03:32Do not stack.
03:34Oh, no.
03:34They stack.
03:35Do not stack.
03:36Oh, no.
03:36They stack.
03:37Do not stack.
03:37Oh, no.
03:38They stack.
03:38Oh, no.
03:39They keep stacking.
03:40The do not stack boxes.
03:42Should I be concerned?
03:43This is what happens when the manager leaves early.
03:45Like, where are we going to put all these boxes?
03:46We cannot stack them.
03:47We ain't got that much square surface area.
03:49You literally had one job, and it was to do not stack.
03:51Well, Billy stacked, and he no longer works for this company.
03:55Okay, fit check.
03:57Oh, OTD.
03:59Oh, pff.
03:59More like, oh, oh, on the floor.
04:01Bro, you had one responsibility and still freestyle.
04:04You know, when you realize the influencer life might not be the life for you.
04:07Or maybe the fit was so fire that you could not handle the power that comes with it.
04:11So, I tried to cook pasta, and it accidentally caught on fire and burned.
04:16I don't know how it happened, but I did eat it.
04:19Bro, it is literally touching the sides of the pan.
04:23You're supposed to put it in the water.
04:24You know, sometimes breaking your pasta when your pot is too small is not a crime.
04:28I don't care what the Italians say.
04:30Oh!
04:31I'm also convinced this was done with your eyes closed.
04:34You know, at least the pasta and the water are still edible, right?
04:37I don't know how, I don't know what city this is, but somehow they managed to mess up the walk
04:41sign.
04:42Like, okay, yeah, walk.
04:43Yeah, let me just do a flip.
04:44I cross the street on my head.
04:47You know, since I am a good law-abiding citizen.
04:49Okay, my head is on the floor.
04:51My feet is in the air.
04:52Am I doing it right?
04:53Mmm, yummy.
04:54Pizza straight out of the pizza oven.
04:56Oh, they got that cooney pizza oven.
04:58I got one of those two- wait, what the heck?
05:00Why would you do that?
05:01What went wrong?
05:02Bro, you had one job was to take the pizza out of the oven and put it on the plate.
05:05Oh my goodness, your weight is just like slipped right off.
05:08That was disrespectful.
05:09That pizza looked at the plate and clocked out like, nope.
05:12I'm already upset.
05:13What you got next?
05:14Part three of the world's worst crate throwers.
05:17This guy.
05:17Who's supposed to throw the water on his friend?
05:19And look, first try.
05:20Nope, nothing.
05:22Got himself, actually.
05:23Okay, let's do it backwards.
05:25Okay, still didn't get him wet.
05:26Bro, you literally had one try and failed twice on camera.
05:30Like, instructions weren't clear.
05:31The water said nope and nope again.
05:33And a stripy shirt definitely went home and cried himself to sleep.
05:36There's a stop sign over here.
05:37And on the floor, it says,
05:39No really, y'all gotta be trolling.
05:41Rage baiting.
05:42I hate my job, vinyl boss.
05:44To misspell.
05:45Stop.
05:46It's right there.
05:47Just in case you didn't know how to spell it, the red stop sign is right there.
05:50I got confused.
05:51The T and the O and the P.
05:53There's too many letters for me.
05:55The fact somebody looked at this and said,
05:57Done, is terrifying.
05:59POV, you're anything but graceful in the kitchen.
06:02Okay, and for the final step, some fresh black cracked pepper.
06:06Oh, is half a bottle of whole black peppercorns okay?
06:09Do you think it'll change the recipe?
06:10I can't even say nothing because this has happened to me at least twice.
06:13Well, I refilled the black peppercorns into the pepper grinder.
06:17Forget to seal it all the way.
06:19And then boom.
06:20Enough peppercorns to put you into anaphylactic shock.
06:23Happens to the best of us.
06:24I'll let it slide.
06:26Only at the ink section, there would be a sign that says,
06:30Never run out of ink.
06:31But y'all ran out of ink.
06:32How am I going to trust a company that runs out of ink that tells me never to run out
06:36of ink?
06:36This is why I have trust issues.
06:38When you win a contest, there's a first place medal.
06:40There's a second place medal.
06:42And then there's a threest medal.
06:44Threest.
06:45Who made this?
06:46Stard with a R.D.?
06:47Who put a threest?
06:48You know, just like the person who made this,
06:50It just screams good enough.
06:52If you're in third place, you're probably not even going to notice that.
06:55It says threest and not third.
06:57You know, even the medal looks confused.
06:58Like, what am I?
06:59Why was I born this way?
07:02Forgot to mix the egg, I guess.
07:04Baked an entire cake and somehow did not mix the yolk into the cake.
07:09Ew!
07:10Or, mmm, extra protein.
07:12Oh, nobody's going to notice that big yellow thing.
07:14Let me just take it out.
07:14Put frosting on it.
07:15It'll be okay.
07:16It'll be like one of them vegan cakes.
07:18Eggless.
07:19Somebody at Fox News is getting fired today.
07:22Because they interviewed this guy on the news.
07:24And either his name is name here and his job description is name here.
07:28Or they forgot to put his name here.
07:30Is it name here, name here?
07:31Or name, name, here, here?
07:32What are the chances he's actually name here and works as a name here?
07:36Zero?
07:36Yeah.
07:37They forgot to put the information in.
07:39Oh, what about this?
07:40I love news fails.
07:41Barbara was supposed to tell the weather.
07:43Yeah, town name is 99.
07:44Town name is also 99.
07:46Town name 99.
07:47Town name 99.
07:48Town name 99.
07:49And town name is also 99.
07:51But where is that?
07:52Did we just put up a chart and forget to fill out any of the information?
07:55You know, good thing we got a weather app on our phones.
07:57Because today, Barbara, you are useless.
08:00Somebody put in their address.
08:01They're going to select the country.
08:03Canada, Chipotle, France, UK.
08:06But who lives in a Chipotle?
08:07Since when has Chipotle got their own country?
08:09Are they up there with Canada and France?
08:11Must be one of the new European countries of Chipotle.
08:14You know, I heard those people were real gassy.
08:16And they love beans.
08:18Summer girls trip to Chipotle.
08:19But what is this?
08:20A toilet?
08:21But they seem to install the seat backwards.
08:24Bro, only a boy can use this.
08:26This is an anti-woman squatting toilet.
08:28There is only an off and an on mode.
08:30And the on is only for standing pissers.
08:33AKA boys.
08:34You know why girls don't sit on that and need an actual seat?
08:37Because guys always want to piss on the rim.
08:40Yeah, that's why I don't sit on it.
08:41Because the aim is never perfect.
08:43It never goes straight in.
08:44Unless you are an Olympic peer, which almost nobody is.
08:47Yeah, and it's also not very comfortable.
08:49This is why I don't bake.
08:52Bro, I accidentally made a brownie bath mat.
08:55This is actually the saddest brownie I've ever seen.
08:58Wait, man, just like that?
08:59You're not even going to try it?
09:00How do you know it doesn't taste good, though?
09:02You know, clearly the ingredients were just a suggestion.
09:05You know, I've heard of stores being open 24 hours a day,
09:08seven days a week.
09:09And that's like all the time.
09:11It doesn't close.
09:11It's always open.
09:12And then there's this store.
09:14It was open nine days a week.
09:15I didn't even know there was nine days in a week.
09:17Yeah, like why be open for seven days
09:19where you could be open for nine days?
09:20It just makes them better than everybody else.
09:22We let our daughter run her own bubble bath,
09:25and this is what we walked into.
09:26Oh my goodness.
09:27So bubbly.
09:28How'd they get the bubbles so vertically?
09:30Wow, they must have put in the entire bottle of bubbles.
09:33Is that your only daughter?
09:34One that's on the outside, right?
09:35There's not one hiding on the inside of the bubbles.
09:38I was low-key expecting like a child
09:40to like poke their head out of the bubbles.
09:42Like domain expansion bubble bath edition.
09:44But anyways, that's all for today.
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09:52I love you guys so much.
09:53Thanks for watching.
09:54Bye guys.
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