00:00You know what's more powerful than money?
00:03An audience.
00:05Rolling.
00:08Let me break some numbers down for you.
00:10Odds of owning your home,
00:12four out of ten.
00:14Odds of earning a six-figure salary,
00:17two out of ten.
00:18But the success rate of armed robberies
00:21is nine out of ten.
00:29This makes some content.
00:30Blue is for blanks.
00:32No one has to get hurt, all right?
00:35Go, go, go!
00:36Oh, shit.
00:38Ooh.
00:39Golden Girls, all right.
00:42Welcome to our channel.
00:44How to rob a bank.
00:45Fifteen banks.
00:46Nine hundred million views.
00:48These clowns are making the FBI look like fools.
00:52Congratulations.
00:53Here.
00:53For the college fund.
00:55We have a hacker under house arrest.
00:57We should use her.
00:58Regan Gardner?
00:59I'm a little busy.
01:01You don't smell busy.
01:02That's incense.
01:04This program you created
01:05finds people that don't want to be found.
01:07I kind of got stuck in this rabbit hole
01:08trying to track down my ex.
01:10That double-dipping man-child.
01:12I'm over it.
01:13Seems like it.
01:13If you help us find these guys,
01:15we would drop all your charges.
01:17Shut up.
01:20I like them.
01:20I like the whole problem-hood thing going on.
01:22We have to give to, like, a real charity.
01:25Like, OnlyFans is not a charity.
01:27There's just too much footage here
01:29for them not to have made a mistake.
01:30I'm telling you we can find them.
01:33Whoa, whoa, whoa!
01:34I don't think you're a murderer.
01:35No, I'm not.
01:36Banks are.
01:37You know, they kill someone you love.
01:39They don't get a bullet.
01:40They get a bonus.
01:41I'm just doing my job.
01:43Have you seen it?
01:44It's too much.
01:45It's too much.
01:45It's too much.
01:46It's too much.
01:48It's too much.
01:51They're gonna rob this bank.
01:52Because this one's personal.
01:54I don't worry about the ambitions of thieves.
01:58Didn't your bank just get bailed out
01:59and, like, screw over a lot of people?
02:01Just also kind of seems like thievery now.
02:07I love you guys.
02:09Your fingers won't be started.
02:14They're making a point.
02:15The system's corrupt.
02:21Are we in the car chase?
02:23We just need to get there fast.
02:27Get out of the car!
02:28Is this how to rub a bank?
02:29Yeah.
02:30Dope.
02:30I love your show!
02:31Thanks for watching.
02:34This is what you get.
02:40Cops!
02:43Oh, shit.
02:45Dude, you blew a stop sign!
02:46When you mess with us...
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