00:00I was 30 years old when I found out that you have to show your butthole to get into the
00:04military.
00:05It's true. Every single person. And honestly, none of us know why. I served for 20 years.
00:13Talked to a bunch of people about it. Nobody knows why. And you can't even get a straight
00:17answer on the internet. It's just like, hey, you want to join the military? I do. Let me see that
00:23butthole. And we did. Because that was kind of the thing to do. Listen, did you know that a snail's
00:31anus is above its head? Well, now you do. I kind of feel like if I gave a butthole fact,
00:36I should
00:37give a military fact too. So listen, did you know that the United States military is the largest
00:42institutional user of fossil fuels in the world? Well, that's something you know now too.
00:52Bend over and spread them. That's what they said. They didn't say it like that though.
00:57Mine was like an older man. He's probably dead now. I don't know how many buttholes he looked at.
01:03He looked to be about early 70s when he looked at mine. So he still had a few years of
01:09butthole
01:10looking in him. Last I saw him, don't know what happened to that old man. I mean, that was
01:1721 years ago now. So I don't know. Maybe he's still with us. I wouldn't imagine he'd be on social
01:24media. If you are, how you doing? Still looks the same. All right. Y'all take it easy.
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