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00:00:02Tonight's rivalry match-up is already heating up.
00:00:05It's Adam Johns of the Thunderhawks versus the Leopard Seals Golden Boy, Blake Ashburn.
00:00:10It's three games, one Golden Cup. Who's gonna be the winner?
00:00:13Adam's definitely got this.
00:00:22Let's go, Adam!
00:00:23I'm Lucy Hart. I gave up my dream school to follow my boyfriend Adam when he got a hockey scholarship.
00:00:28But it's all gonna be worth it when he beats his nemesis, Blake Ashburn, and I become the best sports
00:00:32photographer.
00:00:34Looks like the two captains have gotten into an intense flash in the corner.
00:00:44Make sure you get a good picture, man, alright?
00:00:48Blake Ashburn. He's a complete dickhead and a notorious playboy.
00:00:54Lucy Hart. My enemy's girlfriend.
00:00:57She hates my guts, but unfortunately, is totally my type.
00:01:03Looks like Blake got distracted for a second.
00:01:06Adam steals the puck, takes the shot, and he scores!
00:01:10Hey!
00:01:11Hey! Hey, what the fuck is that, huh?
00:01:13Adam.
00:01:18Hey, hey, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna.
00:01:22We're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna...
00:01:23A winner is the Thunderhawk!
00:01:29Adam! Adam, Adam over here!
00:01:34oh he probably just wants to celebrate with his team
00:01:38adam's always in a good mood after the game i hope he likes the photo album i made him for
00:01:43our
00:01:43anniversary
00:01:55oh my god you're cheating on me with my roommate you're cheating on me with my roommate what
00:02:03can i say every time i went to have sex you just looked like you wanted to be over but
00:02:08emma she can go all night we had sex in your bed and ever since adam hasn't been able
00:02:18to get enough adam's right the truth is i never really enjoyed it maybe i'm just too uptight
00:02:25in bed so that's why you're cheating on me emma can do things you can't even imagine
00:02:32she's bending like a pretzel
00:02:37no i i thought you were my friend why are you doing this to me
00:02:41you see you're not hot enough to be a hockey player's girlfriend
00:02:46i mean look at you you're even dressed like a grandma
00:03:00you're even wearing granny panties
00:03:05oh my god what is wrong with you you can have the dorm to yourself tonight adam's gonna keep
00:03:11me buried this day very you guys oh my god oh my god idiot
00:03:29fucking stupid fucking believe this cheater
00:03:42all right that's enough crying i'm trying to enjoy the view
00:03:52blake ashford blake ashford
00:04:03you've been listening to me this whole fucking time yeah i have
00:04:07you weren't supposed to hear any of that yeah well you know you're not supposed to be here
00:04:17lucy this is my spot it's not your spot you can't just you can't just claim a building
00:04:23i did you just lost why are you even here
00:04:29you know what i don't i don't care i'm just hold on hold on
00:04:34let me guess you're crying right now because of adam
00:04:38it's none of your business well well let me give you a piece of advice huh
00:04:42that guy is not worth one of your tears so don't
00:04:46okay well since you're so nosy he told me that my best friend is better in bed than me
00:04:52jesus it's pretty low even for fucking adam
00:04:56you're like like the biggest man whore so i don't care what you think
00:05:00i don't want to hear it let me see that
00:05:03you're a photographer right no give that back
00:05:05hey what's this i'm looking man whore can enjoy some art
00:05:10wow you know you are pretty good you made adam look like he was a real hockey player
00:05:14stop it's amazing no no no hold on i'm still looking
00:05:17right there you got a picture of me
00:05:20look at that i knew you were looking at me behind that camera
00:05:24you're so full of yourself i'm not full of myself listen to me
00:05:27i'm trying to get you to understand that there are more players on the ice
00:05:31all right don't give adam all your attention
00:05:34he was my first love and we actually thought we're gonna have like a future together
00:05:39so it's it's more important you know i don't even know why i'm telling you any of this shit
00:05:44hey hey it's all right listen
00:05:47just relax i'll take my shirt off and i'll cheer you up
00:05:49now come on
00:05:51no
00:05:52all right
00:05:55oh you okay
00:06:06that's not mine
00:06:10and this definitely isn't mine
00:06:12where the fuck am i
00:06:16what's up
00:06:18you're in my place
00:06:20relax everything's cool and steal your kidneys
00:06:22did you change my clothes you uh fell on you hit your head
00:06:27you're kind of like swimming around this puddle of beer so
00:06:32i gave you my shirt
00:06:34don't worry don't worry i wasn't peeking
00:06:38i mean all that much
00:06:40ew oh my god
00:06:46this is such a nightmare
00:06:47my fucking ex-boyfriend cheated on me with my roommate
00:06:50and now i've been abducted by blake ashburn of all people
00:06:55how come every time you say my name you say it like it's an insult
00:06:58you know do you remember when you duct taped adam's car last year
00:07:01yeah that was my car
00:07:05my bad
00:07:07i mean you gotta admit that was pretty funny right
00:07:09no
00:07:09i thought it was adam's car
00:07:11and he deserved it
00:07:11why do you guys hate each other so much
00:07:16oh my god i feel i feel so so stupid right now
00:07:21you know what i think is fucked up
00:07:23the way that adam keeps trying to destroy your confidence
00:07:26what if he's right maybe maybe i am bad at having sex
00:07:30that's what guys like him do
00:07:32they make you feel smaller so he can feel better about himself
00:07:35it's pathetic
00:07:36but seriously don't get to him
00:07:38so why is she just
00:07:41just pretend like i'm fine
00:07:44you should get back at him
00:07:48what are you saying
00:07:50don't you want to hurt him the way that he hurt you
00:07:53maybe i don't know
00:07:54you do
00:07:56and i want to knock him off his game before the playoffs
00:07:59what are you thinking
00:08:10that you sleep with me
00:08:16what
00:08:16no
00:08:17not for real
00:08:19pretend sex
00:08:21no no no no
00:08:22no absolutely not
00:08:24listen
00:08:24you pretend to have sex with me
00:08:26just to get under adam's skin
00:08:27mess him up before the game
00:08:28but it's not real
00:08:29it's fake
00:08:30i am not taking my clothes off for you
00:08:32you wouldn't have to take your clothes off it's fake
00:08:34well you're like the biggest man whore at the school
00:08:36i don't trust you at all
00:08:38that man whore stuff is a total ruin
00:08:39it's bullshit
00:08:41and once adam sees us together he's gonna be totally jealous
00:08:44and he's gonna regret that he ever hooked up with somebody else
00:08:47okay i promise
00:08:48you're like the enemy
00:08:50i would never do that to my team
00:08:54what are you looking at
00:08:57what is that
00:08:59no
00:08:59give it to me
00:09:01give it
00:09:03yes
00:09:07honestly
00:09:07i couldn't have done it without my girl
00:09:10she keeps me grounded
00:09:11and she makes me the best hot chocolate in the world
00:09:15that's my hot
00:09:16i'm i make that hot chocolate for him
00:09:18so yeah
00:09:19this one's to you babe
00:09:22oh my fucking god
00:09:23oh my god
00:09:26it's not your team
00:09:28okay
00:09:29look you stole my win
00:09:31and you broke your heart
00:09:33why don't you say me and you
00:09:34we get some revenge
00:09:38okay
00:09:39what would
00:09:40what do i have to do
00:09:49you could start by making some hot chocolate for me
00:10:00still making me hot chocolates i see
00:10:02i'm adam's girlfriend now
00:10:03you are just embarrassing yourself
00:10:06i mean seriously
00:10:07that outfit
00:10:08did you get dressed in the dark this morning
00:10:12here
00:10:13let me fix it
00:10:14what
00:10:17excuse me
00:10:20sorry sir
00:10:21she made this for me
00:10:25damn that's good
00:10:27thank you baby
00:10:29yeah
00:10:35of course
00:10:38baby
00:10:40what the hell's going on here
00:10:42oh you haven't heard the news
00:10:44we're hooking up
00:10:46there's no way
00:10:48oh you don't believe me
00:10:49cute
00:10:51baby why don't you lick this off my finger like you did last night
00:10:57like if you're trying to make me believe that you and lucy had sex
00:11:01you're wasting your time
00:11:02you're wasting your time
00:11:03you're wasting your time
00:11:30i love dairy
00:11:32i love dairy
00:11:33she does
00:11:34monkey
00:11:38oh what's the matter big boy
00:11:39huh
00:11:39you can move on but lose your camp
00:11:41i think that's called what toxic masculinity
00:11:44you fuck
00:11:45i don't care
00:11:46yeah well i hope that's true
00:11:48because you're going to lose the game and your girl in the same night
00:11:50then
00:11:51my girl's right here
00:11:54i upgraded
00:11:57yeah sure
00:11:59well i don't know about you guys but uh
00:12:01i can't keep my hands off of her
00:12:04jesus christ
00:12:05what
00:12:10oh shit
00:12:11i have to go along with this
00:12:17well what do you say
00:12:19i think we've got enough time to squeeze in a quickie before the game
00:12:22really
00:12:25yeah
00:12:25yeah baby
00:12:26later fucker
00:12:34come on adam forget about them
00:12:37just losers
00:12:39yeah
00:12:41okay this better work
00:12:44it's gonna work trust me
00:12:45it's gonna take the bait
00:12:48all right you ready to put on a show
00:12:50yeah
00:12:52let's move
00:13:11god
00:13:12she looks incredible
00:13:17what do i look okay
00:13:20perfect
00:13:23let's do this
00:13:43you ready
00:13:46what if he doesn't even come in here
00:13:48did you see that look on his face
00:13:51the look of pure jealousy
00:13:53he's gonna come in here trust me
00:13:55all right
00:13:55i'm ready when you are
00:14:03okay
00:14:05it's kind of like kissing a mannequin
00:14:06but
00:14:08you can do better than that
00:14:09i'm just nervous
00:14:11okay
00:14:12why don't we take a deep breath
00:14:17the first rule is
00:14:19eye contact
00:14:20eye contact
00:14:22i'll limit you
00:14:23it's confidence
00:14:25move the way that you want to move
00:14:27trust yourself
00:14:29and move three
00:14:31physical touch
00:14:33touch me like you want me to feel you
00:14:36take me every moment
00:14:38every second
00:14:41and lean in like you want to tell me a secret
00:14:44okay
00:14:48your turn
00:15:01just trust me
00:15:03just trust me
00:15:24she wouldn't
00:15:26and perfect
00:15:27let's roll
00:15:28and now for a little surprise
00:15:30we're going behind the scenes
00:15:31we've got star player blake ashburn
00:15:33before the game
00:15:39oh
00:15:42hey adam
00:15:45oh my god
00:15:54oh my god
00:15:55all right
00:15:56you're going to see
00:15:56come on
00:15:57get the fuck out
00:16:01fucking fulchers
00:16:02fuck
00:16:03you okay
00:16:04oh my god
00:16:05it's the camera
00:16:07i'll head to it
00:16:08i'll head to it
00:16:13i'll be professional
00:16:16can you tell us a little bit about what we just saw in there
00:16:19who was that
00:16:20is she one of your latest flings
00:16:21the point
00:16:23no i'm too fling for it
00:16:24oh come on
00:16:26a young athlete of you has got to have a rotating roster of girls
00:16:30no you see that girl was uh
00:16:34she's my girlfriend
00:16:47actually i'm going to win the game for instance
00:16:51sophio excuse me
00:16:51mr blake please
00:16:53can you tell us more
00:16:53we'd love to know more
00:16:54please mr blake
00:16:59what have i done
00:17:09isn't that the girl from the jumbotron
00:17:11oh god i am so humiliated
00:17:14the one blake coho's girlfriend
00:17:16she's so lucky
00:17:17huh
00:17:21let's go blake
00:17:24you think you can just steal my girl
00:17:26i already did
00:17:29good luck with my sloppy seconds
00:17:30you know i had her screaming my name last night
00:17:38what the fuck is that
00:17:40hey we're done we're done
00:17:42we started it
00:17:43let's go let's go to the box
00:17:51blake
00:18:10what do you think you had huh
00:18:12good job
00:18:13so tell me
00:18:15now that i've won
00:18:17do i get a kiss
00:18:26okay
00:18:26it's just for show
00:18:29and i'm gonna kill him later
00:18:38a couple hours ago
00:18:40i wanted to kill you
00:18:41but
00:18:44your plan worked
00:18:45so
00:18:46i'm sorry that i told everybody
00:18:47that you were my girlfriend
00:18:49oh
00:18:51i just know we didn't talk about that
00:18:53why did you
00:18:55i just don't want the reporters
00:18:56to skew it so it looked like
00:18:58you were just some random groupie
00:19:00i think you deserve a lot more than that
00:19:02thanks
00:19:03wow
00:19:03blake isn't as bad as i thought he was
00:19:05you know what i was thinking
00:19:06my plan worked so well
00:19:09and adam got so mad
00:19:11why don't we keep this going
00:19:14you know till the end of the season
00:19:16you know i'll win the playoffs
00:19:17and you'll get your revenge
00:19:26rules
00:19:26rules
00:19:28love her
00:19:29good
00:19:31okay
00:19:32well number one
00:19:33we only do what's necessary
00:19:35no random touching
00:19:36well what about
00:19:38now hear me now
00:19:45no no no
00:19:46you can look but you can't touch
00:19:49unless it's necessary
00:19:52okay
00:19:53all right
00:19:55rule number two
00:19:57is uh
00:19:59no hooking up with
00:20:01uh
00:20:02other
00:20:02other people
00:20:03no hooking up
00:20:05why
00:20:06because you're jealous
00:20:10what
00:20:10no
00:20:12it's not why
00:20:13okay
00:20:14i just
00:20:15uh
00:20:15i think that
00:20:17we need to make the story believable
00:20:19story
00:20:21okay fine
00:20:22three
00:20:23okay we
00:20:24have to go to events together
00:20:25so
00:20:26games
00:20:27the dining hall
00:20:29for lunch
00:20:29um
00:20:30the charity gala
00:20:31what about the post-game victory party
00:20:33that's happening
00:20:34tonight
00:20:35it's tonight
00:20:36mm-hmm
00:20:39i don't
00:20:40i don't have anything to wear
00:20:41so
00:20:42what are you talking about
00:20:43you're wearing the perfect outfit right now
00:20:47welcome to the team
00:20:49you're losing
00:20:53no touching
00:21:00okay
00:21:00breathe
00:21:01it's just a party
00:21:02a very loud party
00:21:04of blake's teammates
00:21:05who might actually hate me
00:21:09oh
00:21:10look who it is
00:21:11holy shit
00:21:12blake
00:21:13what a bunch of guys doing a fucking job today
00:21:16boys
00:21:18this is lucy
00:21:20hi
00:21:20lucy
00:21:21our lucky charm
00:21:23oh god
00:21:25you guys all saw that
00:21:26hey
00:21:27and we appreciate what you did for the team
00:21:30he must be pretty special if he's showing off on the big screen
00:21:32and calling his girlfriend
00:21:33it's not like he hasn't had other girlfriends before
00:21:38oh uh
00:21:39he's had girls before
00:21:41lots of them
00:21:42all right
00:21:43take it
00:21:45he's just
00:21:46he's never brought one to a party before
00:21:48huh
00:21:49so he'll sleep with them
00:21:50but he won't even invite them out
00:21:51just like i thought
00:21:52a man more
00:21:54well i had to bring her out
00:21:55i mean
00:21:55my god look how good she looks in my jersey
00:22:03you're wearing his jersey now
00:22:05seriously
00:22:08you're wearing his jersey now
00:22:10honestly lucy this is getting pathetic
00:22:11you embarrassed yourself in front of thousands of people
00:22:13and now what
00:22:14surely think you're his girlfriend or something
00:22:17yes
00:22:18you know what's pretty fucking pathetic
00:22:19is you harassing me at a party
00:22:22why don't you get a light
00:22:23burn
00:22:25damn
00:22:26get him
00:22:28i guess if you two are hooking up
00:22:30i have to offer you my sympathies blake
00:22:32what is that supposed to mean
00:22:34it means
00:22:35you're the most boring lay on the face of the planet
00:22:37get this right
00:22:38she just lays there dead like a starfish
00:22:41doesn't even move a muscle
00:22:43it's honestly weird
00:22:45i'm gonna murder him with my bare hands
00:22:49you know i haven't noticed anything like that
00:22:51not from my very thorough experience
00:22:54maybe the problem is you bro
00:22:55i mean adam are you sure everything is working down there
00:23:02watch yourself ashburn
00:23:04don't fucking touch
00:23:10you're gonna regret you speaking like that again
00:23:13oh don't act like you didn't fucking love it
00:23:21all right you know what guys uh
00:23:22we're gonna go find a room
00:23:26what
00:23:26later fonzie
00:23:33what the fuck was that
00:23:35nothing
00:23:35nobody totally showed him up didn't it
00:23:37oh my god
00:23:40this is all for show
00:23:41i bet they're doing nothing in there
00:23:43all right
00:23:44it's time to celebrate
00:23:45so what
00:23:47some sex
00:23:50oh yeah lucy
00:23:51right there
00:23:51oh my god
00:23:52we're having fake sex with you
00:23:54you have to
00:23:55did you hear what he just said about you
00:23:56now's your chance to get some revenge
00:23:58all right
00:23:58oh my god
00:23:59this is so humiliating
00:24:02it's quiet in there
00:24:04that lucy chickened out
00:24:06come on
00:24:07i'm chicken
00:24:08okay
00:24:10oh my god
00:24:11yeah
00:24:11blake
00:24:12oh yeah
00:24:16jump up and down
00:24:17jump up and down
00:24:18okay
00:24:19wow lucy you are so focused in
00:24:21oh yeah
00:24:23i've been stretching baby
00:24:25bend your little slut
00:24:26oh what's that lucy
00:24:28i'm the biggest you've ever seen
00:24:30so much bigger than adam
00:24:32yeah yeah you're getting a little punch
00:24:36jesus fucking christ
00:24:37what are they doing in there
00:24:41oh my god
00:24:42blake
00:24:43oh yeah right there
00:24:44don't stop
00:24:45don't stop
00:24:51take it home lucy
00:24:54blake
00:24:55blake
00:24:57blake
00:24:59did she just finish
00:25:01that's it
00:25:02i'm going in
00:25:03go get him
00:25:31you've got to
00:25:34nerf lucy
00:25:34god you're such a
00:25:36fucking pervert
00:25:36wait just come past the opportunity
00:25:38for another show
00:25:38this is stupid
00:25:40i'm out of here
00:25:41buh-bye
00:25:42i'm a fucking cuck
00:25:47oh my god
00:25:50wow
00:25:51that was uh
00:25:52too much
00:25:53no no
00:25:54i'm uh
00:25:55you're impressed
00:25:56it was very convincing
00:25:58you get so good at fake orgasm
00:26:00huh
00:26:00i don't know i guess i've had a lot of practice
00:26:04at faking it
00:26:09lucia have you
00:26:11ever had a real orgasm
00:26:13no
00:26:15never
00:26:15never in your whole life
00:26:17no like
00:26:18when me and adam would do it
00:26:19it's just like he finished
00:26:20and then that was it
00:26:21wow
00:26:22like pathetic human meaning
00:26:32i could help you with that
00:26:38if you want me to
00:26:40is he serious
00:26:42is this happening
00:26:43do i want this to be happening
00:26:47wait i can't trust blake
00:26:49he's a total playboy
00:26:50uh well
00:26:51we have
00:26:53rules
00:26:53yeah i know
00:26:54i'm just saying
00:26:56well i don't know
00:26:57do you think we like took it
00:26:58too far
00:26:59did we do too much
00:27:00no i mean listen
00:27:02you didn't get turned on
00:27:03by us having fake sex
00:27:04it was
00:27:05it was fake
00:27:06keyword fake
00:27:07it's not real
00:27:08it's just um
00:27:08you had to get revenge
00:27:10yes i know that
00:27:11then don't say stuff like that
00:27:12okay
00:27:13i got it
00:27:14strictly professional
00:27:15sound like i have feelings for you anyways
00:27:17good
00:27:17good
00:27:20all right
00:27:21i'm walking home
00:27:22wait what we're leaving
00:27:23yeah
00:27:25did i say something to upset him
00:27:27let's get the fuck out of this place
00:27:31why do i feel like i just messed everything up
00:27:38okay
00:27:40this one's me
00:27:41thank you for you know walking me home
00:27:43no problem
00:27:45i'll see you tomorrow
00:27:46for fake dating purposes only
00:27:48right
00:27:48obviously
00:27:50obviously
00:27:55good
00:27:57good night
00:27:58good night
00:28:03good
00:28:04this is good
00:28:06definitely doesn't sting at all
00:28:14what are you doing
00:28:16why are you throwing my clothes on the floor
00:28:18i am kicking you out
00:28:19what
00:28:20you can't just kick me out
00:28:21this is literally my room too
00:28:23yes i can
00:28:23i talked to housing
00:28:24adam's dad made a call
00:28:26no that is not fair
00:28:27what am i supposed to do
00:28:28where am i supposed to go
00:28:29this is my bed
00:28:30you slept with the enemy
00:28:32and cost adam his game
00:28:33what did you think was gonna happen
00:28:35you slept with my boyfriend
00:28:37you should be the one to go
00:28:38you can tell your sob story
00:28:39to your fellow homeless friends
00:28:41what
00:28:42no stop
00:28:45what are you doing
00:28:47what are you doing
00:28:47get out of my room
00:28:51where the hell am i supposed to go now
00:28:56what's up lucy
00:28:57you know if you wanted me to stay so bad
00:28:59you could have just asked
00:29:00i need to do a whole uh strip tease
00:29:03well my roommate um
00:29:05emma just kicked me out
00:29:07huh
00:29:10yep
00:29:12what do you need a place to stay
00:29:14what
00:29:15you stay with me
00:29:18no
00:29:19i got two bedrooms
00:29:20you have your own space
00:29:21but no
00:29:22that is
00:29:23that's a terrible idea
00:29:24we're fake dating
00:29:26nobody would think anything of it
00:29:37that's a bad idea
00:29:40let's go
00:29:40oh
00:29:47so uh
00:29:48your room is gonna be downstairs
00:29:50mine's upstairs
00:29:52feel free to use the fridge
00:29:54kitchen
00:29:55tv's all yours
00:29:56alright
00:29:57you uh
00:29:58want some more
00:29:59sure
00:30:00yeah
00:30:05thank you
00:30:16i have a question
00:30:18what's your question
00:30:20why are you helping me
00:30:22because i like you
00:30:23lucy
00:30:25because we have a quest for revenge
00:30:27a common enemy
00:30:28i feel like
00:30:31there's something else
00:30:32and it's not just this
00:30:34rivalry you have with adam
00:30:36why do you hate him so much
00:30:40my dad died when i was 16
00:30:44i'm sorry
00:30:45okay
00:30:48me and adam
00:30:49we were on the same team
00:30:50now he was one of the first people that i told
00:30:52and then he
00:30:53takes it upon himself
00:30:55to go to the coach
00:30:56and tell him that my head's not in the right space
00:30:59that i'm distracted
00:31:00and i get kicked off the team
00:31:02that's ridiculous
00:31:04it was just me and my mom
00:31:06all we had was hockey
00:31:08hockey is the only thing that makes our life feel normal again
00:31:12do you think she puts too much pressure on you
00:31:15yeah
00:31:15absolutely
00:31:17but i think that's okay
00:31:19that's my job
00:31:27i think you're a lot more than just a hockey player
00:31:39it's been a long day
00:31:41get some sleep
00:31:46good night
00:31:56lucy have you ever had a real orgasm
00:31:58no
00:32:00never had an orgasm
00:32:14strictly professional
00:32:25blake ashburn
00:32:26yes
00:32:27stand for me please
00:32:30awesome
00:32:31thank you very much
00:32:32i'm roman
00:32:33this was a bad idea
00:32:35a very thoughtful
00:32:36well-intentioned
00:32:37incredibly bad idea
00:32:46god
00:32:47why do i have to be fake dating the hottest man alive
00:32:49good morning
00:32:51good morning
00:32:54what is that
00:32:59woo
00:33:00sorry
00:33:02you're so jumpy this morning
00:33:04um
00:33:05i think it's just because i'm so excited about life right now
00:33:08um
00:33:09but uh
00:33:10i got practice at like 7 45 so i gotta go
00:33:12bye
00:33:12bye
00:33:16hey little sis
00:33:17i heard what happened with emma
00:33:19worse
00:33:21i gotta go
00:33:22all right
00:33:23bye
00:33:26bye
00:33:26bye
00:33:29i sent you a care package
00:33:30it should have arrived by now
00:33:32love you
00:33:42love you
00:33:43i just got it
00:33:44i'm gonna open it now
00:33:51whoa
00:33:53how did my sister get me a fucking vibrator
00:33:57i'm not using that
00:33:59she's so funny
00:34:20oh my god
00:34:36oh my god
00:34:41i wanna taste you sweet delight
00:34:46and i'll trace you skin on mine
00:35:05oh my god
00:35:08oh my god
00:35:13oh my god
00:35:21for lucy
00:35:22love your big sis grace
00:35:25how sweet
00:35:34oh shit
00:35:36she found it
00:35:39and she's liking it
00:35:42oh my god
00:35:46dude
00:35:47don't listen to lucy getting freaky right now
00:35:49respect her privacy
00:35:52i cares a lot
00:35:53huh
00:35:54she's thinking about me
00:35:57this is
00:35:58really good
00:36:00phew
00:36:00he's not home yet
00:36:03that vibrator
00:36:04that vibrator was a lot louder than i thought it was gonna be
00:36:11how was your morning
00:36:13fine
00:36:14your uh sister got you this
00:36:19oh my god
00:36:20my sister didn't send me the vibrator
00:36:22but then who
00:36:27so um
00:36:28there was a package
00:36:30by the door
00:36:31that wasn't
00:36:32from my sister
00:36:33um
00:36:33no
00:36:35that
00:36:35crosses the line
00:36:36so much
00:36:37you cannot just
00:36:38come on
00:36:39relax
00:36:39listen
00:36:40you know
00:36:40i was gonna return it
00:36:41but then
00:36:41it seemed like you were enjoying it so much
00:36:46so you
00:36:47you heard me
00:36:49i was trying to be a gentleman about the whole thing
00:36:51but then uh
00:36:51i heard you
00:36:52say my name
00:36:54can you just stop talking
00:36:55okay
00:36:55hey come on
00:36:56what
00:36:58you know i really liked it
00:37:00this is getting way too real
00:37:01what if he's just like adam
00:37:03and i get my heart broken again
00:37:04no okay okay
00:37:06stop
00:37:06no we're not doing this
00:37:08we're let's let's just end the contract
00:37:09oh you want to end the contract
00:37:11um after the gala
00:37:12we're we're gonna be done
00:37:13that's what you want
00:37:14yeah
00:37:23that has to be what i want
00:37:25you can't trust him lucy
00:37:27clearly you can
00:37:31lucy
00:37:32come on open the door
00:37:34look
00:37:35it was my bad
00:37:36all right
00:37:36i shouldn't have got you that gift
00:37:37it was totally crossing the line
00:37:39but just
00:37:40open the door
00:37:41i'll make it up to you
00:37:41i promise
00:37:43ow
00:37:43i'll take you shopping
00:37:45shopping
00:37:46i think all of your clothes are in the bushes
00:37:47underneath emma's windows
00:37:49come on
00:37:49i'll get you a new dress for the charity gala
00:37:52i'll take you to the mall
00:37:54you can get a mall pretzel
00:37:59did you say mall pretzel
00:38:01i did
00:38:03fine
00:38:03all right well
00:38:04then your gowns and your pretzels will meet you
00:38:07why does he have to be so
00:38:08god damn charming
00:38:10come on
00:38:29what are you doing
00:38:31i've been getting tailored clothes since i was a little kid
00:38:33put your arms up
00:38:38god look at his hands
00:38:43i'm falling into you
00:38:46no one loves me like you do
00:38:50thought that you and i went through
00:38:53but i'm falling into you
00:38:56i'm falling into you
00:39:03i'm falling into you
00:39:07do it
00:39:08kiss me
00:39:09just do it
00:39:12hi welcome
00:39:13can i help you
00:39:14hi
00:39:15um yes
00:39:17we are looking for
00:39:18a very beautiful dress
00:39:20i've got the perfect one
00:39:22thank you
00:39:34what do you think
00:39:40blake
00:39:42i think it's uh
00:39:44amazing
00:39:45i think it's totally you
00:39:47and
00:39:48you're beautiful
00:39:50you two are adorable
00:39:51such a lovely couple
00:39:53oh
00:39:54thank you
00:39:56you know i think so too
00:39:57so what do we think
00:39:59we taking this dress home
00:40:00yes
00:40:04wait blake it's
00:40:06it's eight thousand dollars
00:40:07eight thousand dollars to see you in that dress
00:40:10seems like a skill to me
00:40:13here you go
00:40:19hi
00:40:21um
00:40:25why are we in a lingerie shop
00:40:26because if i was your boyfriend i buy a lingerie
00:40:28but you're not
00:40:31hi
00:40:32hi
00:40:33what size bra
00:40:34she's a 34b
00:40:37what the hell
00:40:38i don't know
00:40:38how do you know my bra size
00:40:40i eyeballed
00:40:41you can't eyeball my boobs
00:40:42i can and i will
00:40:46thank you
00:40:48you're impossible
00:40:49and you love it
00:40:52since when do you buy lingerie
00:40:58since when do you buy lingerie
00:41:00since i have someone
00:41:01that i actually want to wear it for
00:41:03you forget that i know you lucy
00:41:05i can tell when you're trying to be someone you're not
00:41:07i don't think i actually am trying to become the person that i've always wanted to be
00:41:11without you
00:41:12can i help you
00:41:14we're shopping
00:41:15hey babe i like that one
00:41:17oh yeah that's the red one
00:41:18yeah
00:41:19so sexy
00:41:21cute right
00:41:22i like it
00:41:24what do you think adam
00:41:25think you look good in this
00:41:27actually you know what don't answer that
00:41:28it's really none of your business
00:41:29because i'm the one who's going to be seeing right now
00:41:30not you
00:41:31sure
00:41:32you're just doing this to piss me off
00:41:34oh no it's definitely an added bonus but i'm really just doing it because
00:41:37my girlfriend is super hot
00:41:40oh
00:41:43and you're not so bad yourself baby
00:41:47you need to stay away from blake okay he's just using you
00:41:50get your fucking hand off of me
00:41:51you're gonna get your heart broken lucy
00:41:52he's just using you to get back with his supermodel ex-girlfriend
00:41:58hey adam
00:42:00watch it
00:42:01look her up
00:42:03you're not his type
00:42:05no i don't trust you
00:42:06and we're over
00:42:07so can you just get the fuck out of my face
00:42:09i think we both know that's a lie
00:42:11it's not
00:42:13shut the fuck up
00:42:17adam what is going on here
00:42:19oh my god
00:42:20oh my god seriously
00:42:23oh my god seriously
00:42:26you know it's starting to smell like shit in here
00:42:27come on let's go baby
00:42:34hold up
00:42:36did that feel good
00:42:38yeah
00:42:39that felt pretty good
00:42:41you look good
00:42:43thank you
00:42:45so uh
00:42:47have we go get those bristles
00:42:49yes
00:42:49i'm actually so hungry
00:42:50let's go
00:42:55plague makes me feel so safe
00:42:57but this is fake
00:42:58this is all fake
00:42:59maybe he's just good at pretending
00:43:04why are you so obsessed with them
00:43:06oh my god
00:43:07can we please not start with this
00:43:08oh
00:43:09you're not obsessed with them
00:43:11you're obsessed with her
00:43:13at least she doesn't yap
00:43:14non-stop like you
00:43:15jesus christ
00:43:17can you just give it a break
00:43:18you have been obsessed with her
00:43:19ever since she started hooking up with blake
00:43:22okay
00:43:22i am your girlfriend now
00:43:24remember
00:43:24yeah
00:43:25and this isn't working
00:43:28adam
00:43:36why do i care so much
00:43:37that i'm not his type
00:43:38when tonight is the last night
00:43:39of our fake relationship
00:43:40god get a grip lucy
00:43:42so we got my suit
00:43:45we got your beautiful dress
00:43:47and we got your beautiful shoes
00:43:48together we make the beauty and the beast
00:44:00so you're looking at pictures of my ex-girlfriend huh
00:44:04why are you doing that
00:44:07i'm sure you
00:44:09you still want to go to the callow with me
00:44:12because it's fine if you don't
00:44:13i know i'm not
00:44:16some supermodel
00:44:17if adam ever said anything like that
00:44:19it's because
00:44:20he's an insecure little bitch
00:44:21who's just trying to destroy your confidence
00:44:23alright
00:44:23don't let him
00:44:24i'm serious
00:44:26i know i'm nothing like her
00:44:28i don't like measure up to her
00:44:30at all
00:44:31a million times better than her
00:44:32in every single fucking way
00:44:36okay well then why did you guys break up
00:44:37uh we broke up because she's a horrible person
00:44:40she's mean
00:44:41she's not nice
00:44:42she's not charismatic and beautiful
00:44:44and funny and charming like you
00:44:46she's the one that doesn't compare to you
00:44:48believe that
00:44:51and i do take pretty good photos
00:44:52you do
00:44:54you're an amazing photographer
00:44:55you're an amazing artist
00:44:57you're beautiful lucy
00:45:01and you know
00:45:02you're an amazing photographer
00:45:03who's never taken a picture of yours truly so
00:45:06i should be the one who's upset
00:45:07oh yeah
00:45:08yeah
00:45:10that's what you think
00:45:11what do you mean
00:45:14what are you doing
00:45:16what is that
00:45:19i don't know
00:45:20what is that
00:45:21i have a surprise for you
00:45:25ta-da
00:45:31oh my god
00:45:33it's so sick
00:45:34take a look
00:45:34let me see
00:45:35yes
00:45:37it's awesome
00:45:39super awesome
00:45:40you really didn't have to do that
00:45:42of course i did
00:45:43consider it like my thank you
00:45:45for you know letting me stay here
00:45:47and find me all these
00:45:49clothes and stuff
00:45:50yeah we did all those fake orgasms
00:45:52and all those fake kisses too
00:45:54bye
00:45:55okay
00:45:55whoa
00:45:57i guess that too
00:45:59sure
00:46:00thank you for that
00:46:01you know what
00:46:02it was my pleasure
00:46:04stop
00:46:05i'm serious
00:46:08you know you act like
00:46:09a cocky asshole
00:46:11but
00:46:13i think you're a pretty decent guy
00:46:14don't tell anybody
00:46:16i don't ruin my reputation
00:46:18don't worry
00:46:19i won't
00:46:21seriously
00:46:30thank you
00:46:32that was the coolest thing
00:46:33that anybody's ever done for me
00:46:35i'm glad you like it
00:46:36i do
00:46:38you know i think it's better than any photo i've ever taken of adam
00:46:42if i had more to ask you to get back together with him tonight
00:46:46what would you say
00:46:49um
00:46:53you know what
00:46:55don't answer that
00:46:58i'm sorry i asked
00:47:02well why don't we
00:47:04get dressed
00:47:06you know you're still my fake girlfriend tonight so
00:47:09i'm gonna enjoy it
00:47:12yeah
00:47:14thank you
00:47:29oh
00:47:30they're all staring
00:47:32don't trip
00:47:33don't emotionally implode
00:47:34hey
00:47:35you look nice
00:47:37thanks
00:47:40not as nice as sofia
00:47:43blake's
00:47:44ex
00:47:45hi boys
00:47:46um
00:47:47what is that supposed to mean
00:47:48oh she was just the last girl that
00:47:50blake brought to one of these things
00:47:52she's a model
00:47:54you're nowhere near her league
00:48:00emma why don't you fly out of here on the broomstick you came in on
00:48:03leave my girl alone
00:48:05come with me
00:48:15god don't listen to her
00:48:17you look beautiful
00:48:19he's just saying that
00:48:20how could he ever think i'm beautiful after being with someone like sofia
00:48:24so this is it
00:48:26so this is it huh
00:48:30yep
00:48:32the charity gala
00:48:34the end of our professional agreement
00:48:39clean ending
00:48:40you know just like we talked about
00:48:51well you know it's been fun fake dating
00:48:53well you know it's been fun fake dating
00:48:54fake dating
00:48:56i knew it
00:49:02you know it's crazy how easy it was to make my ex jealous
00:49:15yeah but after this we go back to real life
00:49:18yeah
00:49:19but you got what you wanted right
00:49:21you showed him
00:49:22that you are so worth choosing
00:49:24i mean you are
00:49:30ladies and gentlemen
00:49:31we'll begin our presentation shortly
00:49:34well
00:49:36blake can i see you for just a second we got a few things we need to verify
00:49:41um yeah sure
00:49:43we're back
00:49:51lucy
00:49:52can i talk to you for a minute
00:49:53adam right now is not the time
00:49:55okay
00:49:56please just for five minutes
00:50:01okay
00:50:01sure
00:50:09i screwed up
00:50:10i know
00:50:11you cheated on me with my roommate
00:50:14emma isn't you
00:50:15she never supported me like you did
00:50:18she never believed in me
00:50:19and i'm sorry about what i said about you being bad in bed
00:50:22i just
00:50:23i was jealous
00:50:26i've actually missed you
00:50:27a lot
00:50:29breaking out with you
00:50:30was the biggest mistake of my life
00:50:35god
00:50:36you're so beautiful
00:50:42really
00:50:43yeah
00:51:00well i guess she got what she wants
00:51:04maybe she should be with adam
00:51:09this should feel better
00:51:12what's wrong
00:51:13i
00:51:13no no
00:51:14it doesn't feel right
00:51:17what are you talking about
00:51:19i know the only reason you dated blake was to get back at me and make me jealous
00:51:23you
00:51:24you
00:51:25you know that
00:51:26congratulations
00:51:27you made me jealous
00:51:28okay
00:51:29so
00:51:29i want you back now
00:51:31okay
00:51:32no
00:51:32no
00:51:33no
00:51:33i did
00:51:35i did want you back
00:51:36but
00:51:38great
00:51:38i know i don't want
00:51:39i don't want that anymore
00:51:41that
00:51:42that kiss
00:51:42it didn't feel right
00:51:45and i'm sick and tired of chasing you
00:51:47okay
00:51:48so
00:51:49so this is it
00:51:49this is it
00:51:50we're done
00:51:52goodbye
00:51:56lucy
00:52:02godam give it a rest
00:52:03you only want lucy because blake wants her
00:52:07you don't know what you're talking about
00:52:13if he broke up with her you would come crawling back to me
00:52:18i have to break up blake and lucy
00:52:27blake blake where are you where did you go
00:52:36hey where did you go
00:52:42all right ladies and gentlemen the moment you've all been waiting for this year's youth sports
00:52:49impact award goes to
00:52:54blake ashburn
00:52:59blake ashburn
00:53:01blake ashburn
00:53:16blake ashburn
00:53:18well i'm sure he's just out there practicing his slap shots
00:53:36here you are
00:53:41you know if you want to package yourself go ahead don't mind me
00:53:46what
00:53:46what
00:53:48you literally just missed the entire fucking gala
00:53:51really huh
00:53:51yeah
00:53:52you know i'm surprised you noticed if i was there and uh
00:53:54you seem pretty occupied
00:53:55you're all cozy
00:53:57it's your boy adam
00:53:58oh
00:53:58oh yeah you saw that
00:54:00okay
00:54:01yeah i saw everything
00:54:03you know i thought that we were on a quest for revenge
00:54:05but turns out you were just uh
00:54:07just trying to get back with it
00:54:08all right i'll admit it okay it was nice to see him jealous and
00:54:12it felt good okay but
00:54:14lucy you were playing games with me
00:54:16let's be honest
00:54:17that's okay
00:54:19but if you're playing games you know what that's fine
00:54:23i'm gonna play my game
00:54:24let's make this more interesting
00:54:26no
00:54:27blake
00:54:27i'm
00:54:28i'm not
00:54:33ketchup
00:54:34no i'm not i'm not drinking that it's fucking disgusting
00:54:37lucy i just saw the woman that i love kissing another man so why don't you just please
00:54:41drink it
00:54:42come on
00:54:45okay
00:54:46fine
00:54:58that is so strong oh my god it's like burning
00:55:05okay
00:55:07truth or dare
00:55:09uh
00:55:11truth
00:55:12you getting back together with adam
00:55:15no
00:55:17blake we are not back together
00:55:18what do you mean you're not back together i just saw you guys
00:55:21are you lying to me
00:55:22what lucy please i can't take it do not lie to me right now
00:55:25no i was trying to tell you earlier if you would have let me finish that
00:55:29yeah okay you might have seen me kiss him but i hated it it was disgusting and
00:55:34i don't like him
00:55:36okay i
00:55:36i like someone else
00:55:41i like someone else
00:55:44tell me who you like lucy
00:55:47and please be very specific
00:55:50mm-mm
00:55:51no
00:55:52what
00:55:53it's your turn
00:55:55truth or dare
00:55:56i choose dare
00:55:57i choose dare
00:56:07you have to kiss me
00:56:08and then i'll tell you who i like
00:56:10oh my wish you have
00:56:13cause i got a thirst that can't be satisfied
00:56:17you play with my heart
00:56:20like you tell cards
00:56:23who am i fading your hand
00:56:26so when i fall down
00:56:30i know that i'm not coming out
00:56:34i fucking love you forever
00:56:46and then i'm gonna lose your hand about you
00:56:47i don't bring it over
00:56:50truth or dare
00:56:52truth
00:56:54did you think about me
00:56:56when
00:56:57you know when
00:57:00of course i love
00:57:01and you did you think about me
00:57:06you see i think about you
00:57:07every night
00:57:11you see that gift i got you
00:57:13yeah
00:57:13didn't work
00:57:15it was good
00:57:18i don't know
00:57:19let's fix it
00:57:21right now
00:57:33i don't want it to be fake
00:57:36it's not gonna be fake baby
00:57:37i don't want it to be real
00:57:42so
00:57:43i have a question
00:57:47this mean our deal's over
00:57:50fuck that deal
00:57:52it's always been real to me
00:57:54if this is real
00:57:56then
00:57:56there's always a chance
00:57:57my heart could get broken again
00:58:00what
00:58:02lucy what are you doing
00:58:03talk to me
00:58:06adam said i was really bad
00:58:07so
00:58:08i don't want it
00:58:09i don't want to disappoint you
00:58:11lucy that would be impossible
00:58:13you are the most beautiful person
00:58:14that i have ever met
00:58:15and you care
00:58:16and you've never been with anybody
00:58:18that made you feel safe
00:58:19that made you feel loved
00:58:21but i'm here now
00:58:22and it's just me and you
00:58:26there's nothing to fear
00:58:27i know
00:58:28and there's nothing to prove
00:58:30i'm really not
00:58:31faking it for so long
00:58:32i want it to be good
00:58:37we're gonna take it slow
00:58:38we don't have to do anything
00:58:39that you don't want to do
00:58:47but you did say that you might
00:58:48somebody
00:58:51is it me
00:58:54yes it's you
00:58:57like i like you
00:59:00i've always wanted this to be real
00:59:02me too
00:59:03always
00:59:14just wait
00:59:15just wait
00:59:17you're right
00:59:18just wait
00:59:24give me
00:59:26give me
00:59:41Even if it takes all night
00:59:45You know I'll treat your body right
00:59:50You move like you were chosen
00:59:58Are you doing what?
01:00:00I make you feel good
01:00:01Yeah
01:00:06Holy shit
01:00:08Look at him
01:00:09I'm a hockey player, baby
01:00:12Which means I'm very determined
01:00:15And my work ethic
01:00:16Is very, very
01:00:20Unthoughtable
01:00:21I'm not leaving
01:00:24You spout until the job is done
01:00:29Spending a lot of pressure on yourself
01:00:32You don't have to do that
01:00:34I want to
01:00:38I don't have to do that
01:00:40I don't have to do that
01:00:50I don't have to do that
01:01:05I don't have to do that
01:01:25Good morning.
01:01:26Good morning.
01:01:29What?
01:01:29It's just what?
01:01:32You know, you were amazing last night.
01:01:36You don't have to say that.
01:01:38I know I don't have to say that.
01:01:40I'm serious.
01:01:42You know, Adam was who had no fucking idea what he was doing.
01:01:45Because you weren't just good.
01:01:47You were great.
01:01:48You're not the nicest.
01:01:53You know, I wish I could just stand there with you all day, but I think I have to get
01:01:57to practice.
01:02:02You sure?
01:02:04Yeah.
01:02:07You know, I was kind of hoping that maybe we could have made my sister today.
01:02:13She's in town.
01:02:14Your sister?
01:02:15Yeah.
01:02:16Yeah?
01:02:16I kind of talk about you a lot.
01:02:19Oh, yeah.
01:02:20You can do it.
01:02:21See the next thing?
01:02:22Of course.
01:02:23Well, maybe after practice we can find somewhere to get some lunch.
01:02:27What do you think?
01:02:28Okay.
01:02:28Yeah.
01:02:30Yeah.
01:02:30It's perfect.
01:02:32Yeah.
01:02:37What are we?
01:02:41Full boyfriend.
01:02:43Name?
01:02:45Boyfriend?
01:02:46I love it.
01:02:48Yeah?
01:02:49Yeah.
01:02:53All right.
01:02:54All right.
01:02:54I'm going to go.
01:02:55Oh.
01:02:56Kick ass.
01:02:58Miss me.
01:03:00This feels too easy.
01:03:02And that's what makes it dangerous.
01:03:14You're calling to forward to an automatic voice message.
01:03:21Please pick up.
01:03:22I want to apologize.
01:03:23I want to apologize.
01:03:34You do?
01:03:35Yes, of course.
01:03:37We used to have so much fun as roommates.
01:03:39Why don't we catch up for coffee at that place on 3rd?
01:03:42Why would I ever want to be friends again?
01:03:44Look, I have information about Sophia that you might want to hear.
01:03:49What do you know?
01:03:49What is it?
01:03:50I'd rather tell you in person.
01:03:52Okay.
01:03:52Just give me 10 minutes.
01:03:53Okay?
01:03:54Good.
01:03:55I'll see you soon.
01:04:02How do you know this is going to work?
01:04:03I mean, we don't even know if he's going to be here.
01:04:06Oh, trust me.
01:04:07I know he's going to be here.
01:04:09He comes to this coffee shop after hockey practice every day between 9.30 and 10.
01:04:15So he should be here any...
01:04:17Oh.
01:04:19Look, there he is.
01:04:20It's a go.
01:04:26Sophia.
01:04:27Oh, my God.
01:04:28Blake.
01:04:29What are you doing here?
01:04:30Huh?
01:04:32I heard your team made the final round of playoffs.
01:04:34Congrats.
01:04:36You were always a very big fan of me winning.
01:04:38I wanted you to be the best you could be.
01:04:39We all do.
01:04:41What could Emma possibly have to tell me about Sophia?
01:04:45You look good.
01:04:46Oh, my God.
01:04:47Is that Blake's ex?
01:04:49I've been thinking about you a lot lately.
01:04:51Sophia.
01:04:52We were so good together, Blake.
01:04:54Don't you ever miss that?
01:04:57I could go back to right where we left off.
01:05:01I knew it.
01:05:02I knew I shouldn't dress him.
01:05:03You only liked me because that was a hockey player.
01:05:05That's not true.
01:05:06You're also so hot.
01:05:09Oh, God.
01:05:11I can't watch any more of this.
01:05:14Stay away from me.
01:05:16You know, I know you, and I see through all this bullshit, all right?
01:05:19You liked me for two reasons.
01:05:21One, because you liked to party so fucking much.
01:05:22And two, because it helped raise your status.
01:05:25You know, I'm with somebody.
01:05:26Yeah, somebody knew.
01:05:27Who doesn't give a shit about that stuff.
01:05:29All right?
01:05:29That little poor girl I've been hearing so much about.
01:05:33I'm done.
01:05:35Yeah.
01:05:36Goodbye.
01:05:42Lucy, I can't believe I fell for a cheater again.
01:05:48Lucy, I am so sorry that you had to see that.
01:05:51I just knew that if I told you over the phone, you weren't going to believe me.
01:05:55I don't trust Emma.
01:05:58But she did show me the truth about Blake.
01:06:01Look, I know you can't trust me, but you shouldn't trust Blake.
01:06:06I see him with Sophia all the time.
01:06:08I feel so stupid.
01:06:10You know, I really thought that he was different.
01:06:12Well, no, don't blame yourself.
01:06:14Well, it's hard to see Bass Blake's charm or those biceps.
01:06:21God, I just have terrible taste in it.
01:06:25Well, if you want any advice, don't date hockey players, okay?
01:06:30They're not worth the heartbreak.
01:06:31Yeah, no, I'm never dating a hockey player ever again.
01:06:36I guess I should say thanks.
01:06:39You know, for looking out for me.
01:06:42Anytime.
01:06:52See you later.
01:06:56See you later.
01:07:04It didn't work.
01:07:06He's not interested.
01:07:08Oh, it's going to work.
01:07:09They'll be broken up by the end of the day.
01:07:14Hey, Lucy.
01:07:16I got parcels.
01:07:18Where you at?
01:07:20Lucy?
01:07:23God, where the hell is it?
01:07:40It was fun, well-lasted.
01:07:42But I guess all good things have to come to an end.
01:07:45I hope you and Sophia are happy together.
01:07:48What?
01:07:50Sophia?
01:07:52Oh, my God.
01:07:53Oh, my God.
01:07:57Oh, fuck.
01:08:08You've been, uh, quiet for, like, ten minutes.
01:08:12It's really weird for you.
01:08:15It's over between me and Blake.
01:08:17Okay.
01:08:19It's Bill.
01:08:20Well, I thought I might have, you know, picked a good guy, finally, but...
01:08:27Turns out they're all the same.
01:08:30Sorry, Lucy.
01:08:32You seem so happy with him.
01:08:34You know, at this point, can we just, like, swear off all men?
01:08:37Seriously.
01:08:38I know.
01:08:39They all fucking suck.
01:08:41Yeah.
01:08:42Well, you do say that every time you get your heart broken.
01:08:44I know.
01:08:45I'm serious.
01:08:45Like, I mean it.
01:08:46You know, you can't let one bad experience stop you from trying again.
01:08:51I don't want to get hurt again.
01:08:52I know.
01:08:54But what if you don't?
01:08:56What if this next time it works out?
01:09:00You know?
01:09:03Who's he?
01:09:05Is that?
01:09:08Yep.
01:09:09Should I?
01:09:10No, no, no.
01:09:12I'll get it.
01:09:12It's fine.
01:09:19Hey.
01:09:20Can I explain something to you?
01:09:22Please?
01:09:24Be my guest.
01:09:26Um, so this is my sister, Grace.
01:09:30You're supposed to meet her the other day.
01:09:31Remember?
01:09:32Yeah.
01:09:33Hi, Grace.
01:09:34Blake.
01:09:34Hey.
01:09:35Nice to meet you.
01:09:36Yeah.
01:09:37Well, I'm going to give you two some privacy.
01:09:44Hey.
01:09:46So, I got totally ambushed by my ex today.
01:09:49But, I mean, I just told her that I'm not interested.
01:09:53It's not what it looked like.
01:09:54What do you mean it's not what it looks like?
01:09:56What, were you there?
01:09:58Yeah.
01:09:59Yeah, I was there.
01:10:00I saw everything.
01:10:02My suspicions were right.
01:10:05You are a man whore.
01:10:07And you're always going to be one.
01:10:09That's not true.
01:10:10Please don't say things like that right now.
01:10:12Listen, I'm trying to explain something to you.
01:10:14Nothing was happening.
01:10:15Nothing was going to happen.
01:10:16I promise you.
01:10:18I'm not your type.
01:10:20Okay?
01:10:20Just admit it.
01:10:23Not my type.
01:10:25Lucy, what are you saying?
01:10:28If you can't trust me after every single thing
01:10:30that we've been through,
01:10:30I don't know,
01:10:31then maybe we could go our separate ways.
01:10:35Don't do that.
01:10:38Come on, Lucy.
01:10:40Okay?
01:10:43But just so you know,
01:10:46I'm not Adam.
01:10:48I never will be.
01:10:53I'm sorry.
01:11:06Welcome to the championship game,
01:11:08where the leopard seal
01:11:09take on the Thunderhawks.
01:11:11Why don't they doubt me,
01:11:12I'm about to put them on wrong again.
01:11:15Got a lot of time to raise,
01:11:17cause they don't even know where they're proud of.
01:11:18Um, photographer?
01:11:20Hi.
01:11:21Could you get a photo of me and my Blake?
01:11:23You're Blake?
01:11:25Yeah, I think it would look good for the papers.
01:11:29Blake!
01:11:32Blake, come here!
01:11:43Good luck out there today.
01:11:45Remember, you're a winner, Blake.
01:11:48Thanks.
01:11:50Lucy, what are you doing here, huh?
01:11:54Just doing my job.
01:11:57Oh, I thought you said you didn't care.
01:12:00I don't.
01:12:02That's why you're crying.
01:12:09Lucy!
01:12:13Lucy!
01:12:15Lucy!
01:12:15Lucy!
01:12:21I just wanted to introduce myself.
01:12:23I know who you are.
01:12:24And you know Blake and I are back together?
01:12:27Okay.
01:12:29Cool, I don't care.
01:12:30Stop embarrassing yourself.
01:12:32It's pathetic how you follow him around all the time.
01:12:35I'm a photographer.
01:12:36That's my job.
01:12:37I take photos.
01:12:39Yeah.
01:12:40You did say that you're obsessed with taking photos of him.
01:12:42You said that?
01:12:46How did you ever think a guy like Blake could choose a nobody like you?
01:12:51Well, I don't care about Blake.
01:12:52So go ahead.
01:12:54Go ahead.
01:12:55You can have him.
01:12:57Lucy.
01:13:00He did say you were sweet, but not somebody you would ever take seriously.
01:13:13Get it together.
01:13:17I just don't understand, guy.
01:13:19You don't want to be with me.
01:13:21Oh my God, you're so needy.
01:13:23If I would do anything for you, I broke up Blake and Lucy so that his head wouldn't be in
01:13:29the game tonight for you.
01:13:30What?
01:13:31How did you do that?
01:13:32Convinced Sophia to try and win him back.
01:13:34Blake doesn't want her, but Lucy doesn't do that.
01:13:37He's not back together with Sophia?
01:13:39I don't need you meddling with my life, okay?
01:13:41I can destroy Blake all on my own.
01:13:44Destroy Blake?
01:13:46Okay.
01:13:46How are you going to do that?
01:13:48Already done.
01:13:50Let's just say that he skates a sabotage and his ankle's going to break as soon as the puck drops.
01:13:56Adam, it's time to hit the ice.
01:13:59Let's go.
01:14:00Got it, coach.
01:14:02Blake's going to break his ankle.
01:14:04That'll destroy his whole career.
01:14:06I got to save him before the puck drop.
01:14:14Let's go, Blakey Poo.
01:14:16Come on, Adam.
01:14:17Can't believe Lucy wanted me.
01:14:19You're not mad that Lucy wanted me, but you're mad that she didn't want you.
01:14:24I'm going to destroy you, Ashford.
01:14:26Bring it on, Joe.
01:14:28Let's go, Blakey Poo.
01:14:29You're the best.
01:14:30Come on, Adam.
01:14:31You're so hot on the hike.
01:14:34Blake, stop it.
01:14:35You're scared.
01:14:36They've been sabotaged.
01:14:37Don't drop the puck.
01:14:38I've got to save him.
01:14:42Well, here goes nothing.
01:14:53Blake, stop!
01:14:55What's this?
01:14:56A rabid man who says run out onto the ice.
01:14:59Hey, Lucy, what are you doing?
01:15:11Lucy, what are you doing?
01:15:13Blake, I had to save you.
01:15:15Save me?
01:15:16What?
01:15:17All right, miss.
01:15:18You know the ladies love Blake, but you can't be pummeling him on the ice.
01:15:22No.
01:15:23No, no, no, no.
01:15:24He tried to sabotage him.
01:15:25You did, huh?
01:15:30Now the rabid man seems to be accusing star player Adam Johns of cheating.
01:15:34Somebody get her on the tumble trot.
01:15:36This is bullshit.
01:15:37She's lying.
01:15:38This is my ex-girlfriend.
01:15:40She's been so hellbent on getting revenge on me that she even started fake dating Blake.
01:15:46It's the best fight.
01:15:49Yeah, that's right.
01:15:50She pretended to date Blake just to get back at me.
01:15:53And now she accuses me of cheating?
01:15:55She's pathetic.
01:15:57Hey, why don't you watch your fucking mouth?
01:15:59Hey, why don't you watch your fucking mouth, huh?
01:16:02Watch.
01:16:04You got this, Lucy.
01:16:10Maybe I pretended to date Blake, or so I thought it was like that, but, you know, I thought
01:16:18he was this big, notorious playboy, but that's actually you.
01:16:21He is nothing like that.
01:16:23He takes care of me.
01:16:26He supports me.
01:16:28He does everything I could ever ask for, and it doesn't even feel like pretend anymore.
01:16:35I've realized it's not, and I've realized that I actually love him.
01:16:45Well, this is taking quite a turn.
01:16:51Aw.
01:16:52Can we get back to hockey now?
01:16:54No, we cannot get back to hockey.
01:16:55You tried to break his fucking ankle.
01:16:57You're jealous of his career.
01:16:59Well, you literally have, like, no proof, so can you just, you know?
01:17:03Oh, you don't have proof.
01:17:04Okay.
01:17:07Let's just say that he skates a sabotage, and his ankle's gonna break as soon as the puck
01:17:11drops.
01:17:13You fucking asshole.
01:17:15Here's your proof.
01:17:16Asshole.
01:17:20You gotta go.
01:17:21You're done.
01:17:22What?
01:17:22No.
01:17:22You gotta go.
01:17:23This is bullshit.
01:17:25This is bullshit!
01:17:32My nose!
01:17:35Oh!
01:17:39Hey!
01:17:40Hey, careful.
01:17:41She's so awesome.
01:17:42I'm so loose.
01:17:45Lucy, did you mean what you just said back there?
01:17:47Did you really mean that?
01:17:48I did.
01:17:51I love you.
01:17:52And it didn't always just feel like you pretended to be.
01:17:55You know, it was never pretending for me.
01:17:58Ever.
01:18:07Are you freaking kidding me?
01:18:12I got another one.
01:18:13I got another one.
01:18:25That's what you want today.
01:18:28How does it feel?
01:18:29Yeah, it feels pretty good.
01:18:31You know, I'm just trying to make sure you don't break your ankle.
01:18:33I'm not.
01:18:34You know, after all this practice, I'm gonna go pro.
01:18:37Yeah, maybe you could be the puck.
01:18:38Okay.
01:18:39What the fuck?
01:18:41I know I'm not that good.
01:18:43I'll get better, okay?
01:18:44You know, I know something else you're pretty good at.
01:18:47Yeah.
01:18:53Really good at it.
01:18:54Yeah.
01:19:06You know, there's a will, there's a will.
01:19:09Yeah.
01:19:10We could do this thing right now.
01:19:12Don't tempt me.
01:19:13Like, like.
01:19:15You know, today's the deadline for a whole fake dating thing.
01:19:26You know, at first I told you that I wanted to win the playoffs.
01:19:31Yeah.
01:19:33But I really wanted to.
01:19:35We'll see.
01:19:39So do I.
01:19:42I just didn't know what happened.
01:19:45Sarah, I have no problem waiting for you to catch up.
01:20:00Got it going?
01:20:02Yeah.
01:20:02That's good.
01:20:03You give me the birth of me
01:20:06I'm a friend, I'm a moon, I'm a woman
01:20:09I can do, I'm a tongue, can't do
01:20:12Just one foot, I'm a dick, I do
01:20:14You give me the birth of me
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