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00:00:00You
00:00:06Everybody says things get better after graduation, but 20 years later, I'm still the punchline
00:00:17This is me
00:00:20I'm casually ruining my house for a room
00:00:27Mia, is there a reason you're wallowing on the floor like a little piggy instead of working no
00:00:37Sorry, Jessica, but actually I have this new idea for a gene editing platform that I think good
00:00:42Okay, yeah, just save it Brainiac. You can put my name on it and cut the check now
00:00:45Just clean this up or I will find myself another assistant
00:00:59Ladies and gents, please join me for a special announcement from the class of 2006 is prom king and queen
00:01:06Connor Oliver and Jessica Hart
00:01:20My forever crush just walked in looking like a Disney prince, and I'm pretty sure I just forgot my own
00:01:25name
00:01:25But details
00:01:27Yeah
00:01:29Yeah, I'm super good. You seem really amazing. Look who's talking. Well, I was surprised that you were here
00:01:39You're such a big shot in the city. I'm actually I came here for someone very special
00:01:47I came back for you
00:01:48Mia, um
00:01:50Can I talk to you later?
00:01:52It's been 20 years, but this is a sign to stop being a wimp and finally tell him how I
00:01:57feel
00:01:57Absolutely
00:01:59Actually, I want to come on. Everyone is waiting for us to start the show
00:02:05So let's give them one
00:02:20Jessica what the hell
00:02:22Mia!
00:02:23Come here
00:02:25Hey, it's okay
00:02:26You're gonna be alright. Just hold on
00:02:28I wish I could go back on
00:02:30What do you mean? Go back where?
00:02:31Then I could tell you
00:02:33How much
00:02:34How much you want
00:02:35Hey, Mia, Mia, stay with me, okay?
00:02:37Mia, look at me
00:02:39What did you want to tell me?
00:02:44Am I dead or did my wish come true? Did I really get a second chance?
00:02:57Holy bananas. No more frown lines. I look 18 again, which means
00:03:04Look, the freak show lives. Rise and shine, Mia. I've got a mountain of my homework for you too
00:03:13Those clothes
00:03:15Those highlights
00:03:17A Tamagotchi?
00:03:20I went back to 2006
00:03:26When else would it be reject calendar much?
00:03:32Ms. Thompson, may I be excused? I think I'm hallucinating
00:03:36Mimi, you've got to stop getting high before class like the other losers
00:03:42Loser! Loser! Loser! Loser! Loser!
00:03:49Nothing's changed
00:03:50Everyone still sees me as a loser
00:03:52And nobody
00:03:53The girl who can't fight back
00:03:55But that's the thing about second chances
00:03:58You can always flip the script
00:04:00High school bucket list item number one
00:04:02Never put up with bullying again
00:04:08Ms. Thompson, he was trying to kill-
00:04:12Mia, you are a warning away from going to the principal's office
00:04:16Why?
00:04:17For stopping Jessica and the other jocks from bullying the other students?
00:04:20They do this every day
00:04:28Don't be silly
00:04:31Jessica's the founder's daughter and a model student
00:04:36She would never worry anyone
00:04:38She just-
00:04:39Sit down and finish your lab before I fail you
00:04:49Mia joined Jessica's group
00:04:50And I expect a perfect report when I get back
00:04:58Okay
00:05:00So we just start by combining the aluminum with a hydrochloric acid
00:05:08Oops!
00:05:09What can I say?
00:05:12Snitches get stitches, you little lab rat
00:05:15What a shame what happened to your shirt
00:05:19Let's clean you up
00:05:21That's acid
00:05:21Don't
00:05:22I know Mia, but this is science class
00:05:25And I want to try this experiment on you
00:05:31Oh, these are so fun in my space
00:05:39Mia, do you want me to tag your boobs as dirty danglers or no man's land?
00:05:52Mom, yeah, you look like you're in trouble
00:06:02So are you going to put her in her place or should I?
00:06:05High school bucket list item number two
00:06:07Be the kind of girl who gets your crush's attention
00:06:12Con-con, please tell me you are not siding with this garbage disposal
00:06:17Don't
00:06:18Don't call me that
00:06:19Or what?
00:06:20Little miss st-st-stutter
00:06:22This time no more shrinking
00:06:25You do that again?
00:06:26I'll stop helping you pass 12th grade
00:06:29What will Principal Davis think if he knew I took your SATs?
00:06:34I don't know what you're talking about
00:06:36You're cheating your way into college
00:06:37And if you keep pushing me, I'll ensure you don't get in
00:06:42Shame what happened to your shirt
00:06:44Imagine what I could do to your face
00:06:50Let's see what this does to yours
00:06:59Mia, put the bottle down
00:07:06High school bucket list item number three
00:07:08Teacher or least favorite teacher a lesson
00:07:11Sorry, Miss Thompson
00:07:12Freak science accident
00:07:14Blame chemistry
00:07:16Oh god
00:07:18Damn Mia
00:07:20Wasn't expecting that
00:07:21Little fight looks good on you
00:07:24Use your words
00:07:25Don't get lost in that smile
00:07:27Just say something
00:07:28No, it's probably the stupidest thing I've ever done
00:07:31No
00:07:33You look good kicking ass
00:07:35I like this new you
00:07:37I like the new me too
00:07:39Goodbye, shy girl
00:07:40Hello, high school 2.0
00:07:44You think you're hot shit just because everybody's cheering
00:07:49What's next, Mia?
00:07:50Running for prom queen
00:07:52Stop, stop
00:07:53You know what?
00:07:55Maybe I will
00:07:56Literally no one knows you
00:07:58And you want to run against me?
00:08:01Anyone can wear a crown
00:08:03Not people like you
00:08:06Need a reminder?
00:08:09Nikki, Sharpie
00:08:10Now
00:08:12If you tell everyone you're not running for prom queen
00:08:16I will not make your life a living hell
00:08:17Deal
00:08:21Everyone
00:08:23I'd like to make an announcement
00:08:27High school bucket list item number four
00:08:29Be brave even when it scares you
00:08:31I'm officially running against Jessica for prom queen
00:08:38Mia, Mamacita, Watkins, did I just hear you make the greatest announcement ever?
00:08:43Chris and Kay were my only real friends
00:08:45They lost touch after high school
00:08:47I am not losing them again
00:08:51I'm so glad you guys are here
00:08:54I just miss you so much and I love you
00:08:56Come here
00:08:58It's been like 10 minutes but we love you too
00:09:01And since we love you, let's get you right
00:09:09Great, more maggots have arrived
00:09:12Besides the Mia, honestly, who else is going to vote for you?
00:09:16The misfits, the outcasts, anyone who doesn't fit into your
00:09:21Plastic definition of perfect
00:09:24Do the queen
00:09:25Let's annihilate this biatch
00:09:27Shut it, wannabe Lance
00:09:29Choke and die, slutty spears
00:09:32Well, since we're doing this
00:09:34Raise your hand if you want to vote for me
00:09:41Okay, and raise your hand if you want to vote for Mia
00:09:52Connor, what the hell did you just give her?
00:09:54Was that your number?
00:09:56My vote
00:10:00Please may I not be hallucinating
00:10:03Concon, you already got the vote for prom king this year
00:10:08We have to do this together
00:10:09Everyone thinks we're Fairfield High's Brangelina
00:10:13Except for me
00:10:15I don't want to date you, Jessica
00:10:18Everyone wants to date me
00:10:20I'm head cheerleader
00:10:22You're the basketball captain
00:10:23Even our parents want us together
00:10:26It's destiny
00:10:27May the best girl win
00:10:29Oh, Mr. Oliver
00:10:32Fail again, you won't be able to go to prom or play in the basketball finals
00:10:36Understood?
00:10:39Got it
00:10:42Where do you think you're going?
00:10:43We have a pop quiz on
00:10:45Theory of relativity
00:10:47The answers are A, C, C, B
00:10:52I'll come back for my A later
00:10:54You're not going anywhere until you take this test
00:10:56High school bucket list item number five
00:10:58Ditch class like a badass
00:11:00Check it
00:11:01If I'm wrong
00:11:02I'll go straight to the principal's office
00:11:06You wasted
00:11:10Told ya
00:11:12See you later, Misty
00:11:20Hey, I just wanted to thank you for
00:11:32I'm sorry, I didn't mean to
00:11:35I'll get off you now
00:11:38Uh, are you good?
00:11:39Yeah
00:11:41Sorry, your necklace
00:11:42Oh no, don't worry about it
00:11:43It's been in my family for years
00:11:45It's like indestructible
00:11:47Thanks
00:11:48My mom thinks that it has magical powers
00:11:52She's nuts
00:11:55You know, I want to polish it up and give it to a girl I like
00:11:58Wow, Jess is really lucky to have someone so thoughtful
00:12:01Jess?
00:12:03Why would I give it to Jess?
00:12:05Why would I give it to Jess?
00:12:05Well, because you two are a thing
00:12:07You're like the school's, uh, Kylie and Chalamet
00:12:10How about who?
00:12:12Uh, nothing, no
00:12:13It's just you two were like junior, junior prom king and queen last year
00:12:16So I thought
00:12:18She doesn't deserve to be prom queen
00:12:20You do
00:12:21I see her constantly bullying everybody and she gets rewarded for it
00:12:25That's why you won my vote
00:12:28I thought you liked her
00:12:29Wow
00:12:33To be honest with you, Mia
00:12:37There's only one girl that I've ever really liked
00:12:40And it's not Jess
00:12:43Then who?
00:12:45Yeah, the girl that I've always really liked
00:12:50Is
00:12:52Oh my god, Mia, are you okay?
00:12:53I'm sorry
00:12:54Oh, fuck
00:12:55No, yeah, I'm fine, I'm great
00:12:56What were you saying about the who you like?
00:12:58Oh, she's out of my league
00:13:01Oh god
00:13:02It's okay
00:13:03Yeah, I'm fine
00:13:04Yeah, the girl that I've always really liked is out of my league
00:13:07And she's beautiful
00:13:09And smart
00:13:11And she probably doesn't want to go out with a dumb child like me
00:13:15You're not dumb, Connor
00:13:18She's the stupid one if she turns you down
00:13:22Well, I've actually got a plan to win her over
00:13:25So
00:13:27Cool
00:13:27Um, but I'm not going to ask her out until I get my grades up
00:13:31High school bucket list item number six
00:13:34Pretend you're not heartbroken that you're crushed like someone else
00:13:37What did you have in mind?
00:13:39Well, if you could help me ace this test, I will help you win the crown
00:13:45Make you prom queen
00:13:49What do you think?
00:13:58Everyone vote me for senior prom queen
00:14:02Keep freaks out of our last dance ever
00:14:06Vote for Jessica if you support basic bitch narcissism
00:14:09Dr. Jessica
00:14:11Jessica
00:14:11Oh god, don't you worry
00:14:12Don't you worry
00:14:12Don't you worry
00:14:13Don't you worry
00:14:14Don't you worry
00:14:14Don't you worry
00:14:15Don't you worry
00:14:15If I don't take her on now, we'll spend the next two decades paying for it
00:14:22Oh, perfect
00:14:23Just the people I wanted to see
00:14:24You are just in time for my campaign kickoff
00:14:28Everyone, I would like to announce the first prom election challenge
00:14:35Oh man
00:14:36Here goes nothing
00:14:37Connor will join too since everyone already wants him to be prom king
00:14:43What's his challenge?
00:14:44A chemistry test
00:14:46Well, great chemistry is my favorite subject
00:14:50Sexual chemistry
00:14:52Sexual what?
00:14:54The rules are simple
00:14:55Mia and I will test our chemistry with Connor and you will vote for who brings the fire
00:15:02You down?
00:15:06Yeah, you don't have to do this if you don't want to
00:15:16Boo, no more applause Jess already has the clap
00:15:19Bite me, me Paz
00:15:20Your little friend lost
00:15:22Connor's mine, okay
00:15:24This is the reunion all over again
00:15:26I'm not letting her win this time
00:15:28What the hell was that?
00:15:30Me winning
00:15:31Can't wait to have you back, King
00:15:33Concon and I are a tough act to follow but uh
00:15:36Show is your best, freak
00:15:39Are you sure you want to do this?
00:15:41It's your man, Mia
00:15:42Shut the fuck up, Chris
00:15:44You don't have to put on a show for them
00:15:46Or anybody
00:15:47You bet the most action she ever gets is from a pillow
00:15:50You bet the most action you've ever gotten is from your stepbrother
00:15:53Oops, was that a secret?
00:15:54I'm not doing this for them, it's for me
00:15:58Just follow my lead
00:16:00High school bucket list, item number set
00:16:02Make the first move
00:16:04No, you follow my lead
00:16:09You follow my lead
00:16:27So you guys, who did it better?
00:16:30Mia, Mia, Mia, Mia, Mia, Mia, Mia, Mia
00:16:36Oh, damn, Mia, we definitely have to do that again
00:16:40How dare you make out with that scum sucking social climate science fair slut
00:16:46I will destroy her life and I will win prom queen
00:16:49Not if I can help it
00:16:51The whole town wants us together
00:16:54Don't you want to leave high school a legend?
00:16:56Go on her!
00:17:01Mia, your prince is waiting
00:17:04Has Fairfield's rumored player finally found his wifey to be?
00:17:08Stop drooling, go over there
00:17:10Or you can use your mouth another creative way
00:17:12Go, go, go, go, go
00:17:14Use call to me
00:17:14Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye
00:17:17Mia, we really need to talk
00:17:21About that chis
00:17:25Where'd you learn how to do that?
00:17:27College
00:17:28Science majors are sluttier than you think
00:17:30Uh, you hook up with college guys?
00:17:32No
00:17:34But I will one day
00:17:37My magic eight ball said so
00:17:39So you can predict the future?
00:17:41Actually, I'm from the future
00:17:43Right
00:17:45It's my secret superpower
00:17:46Well, I hope that there's another round for us in our future
00:17:51Somewhere
00:17:53Where there's less interruptions
00:17:56Connor
00:17:57I don't really kiss people unless I'm dating them
00:18:00And it's not like you want to date me, so
00:18:02Actually about that, yeah
00:18:04Well, let's just focus on beating Jess
00:18:06And we can talk about all the kiss stuff later
00:18:10Yeah?
00:18:11Connor might be my forever crush
00:18:13But he's also a forever playboy
00:18:15At least that's what the rumors say
00:18:18Fine
00:18:20Yeah, look
00:18:21For your information
00:18:22The next best opportunity to get votes
00:18:25Is going to be at tomorrow's Bake Off
00:18:28So we could team up
00:18:33Wait, do you really think I could beat Miss Popular?
00:18:38You can run this school if you want to team me up
00:18:41You're royalty and you don't even know it
00:18:46You don't even know it
00:18:47Out of the way, cooking class champions coming through
00:18:50Wait
00:18:52You're not seriously thinking about answering
00:18:54If you do
00:18:56I will embarrass you so bad
00:18:58You will wish you were dead
00:19:01Still want to do this?
00:19:04Why not?
00:19:06Baking is just chemistry
00:19:08Let the best baker win
00:19:11Ew
00:19:12And I think we all know who's going to win
00:19:17Girls, should we give her a little chef's makeover before we go?
00:19:23What are you talking about?
00:19:25You don't look the part yet, Mia
00:19:27Let us help you out
00:19:38Later, loser
00:19:41Let me guess
00:19:43Just a bitch strikes again
00:19:45I hope her baked goods burn in hell
00:19:47You want me to go curse her?
00:19:49Thanks for the thought, Kay
00:19:51I don't want to beat her fair and square
00:19:52I'm never going to have to give you an edge
00:19:54Something that gives you hot points and baking points
00:19:58Meet me at school bright and early tomorrow
00:20:00Why?
00:20:02Because I'm going to turn you into a sexy, nerdy baking queen
00:20:09Hey Mia, how are you?
00:20:11Where's your baking buddy, gong gong?
00:20:14Did she chicken out last week?
00:20:19All right
00:20:21May I present to you your future girlfriend?
00:20:24I mean
00:20:26This year's Bake Off HBIC
00:20:29Mia Watkins
00:20:32Yeah, you look
00:20:33Like a fucking try-hard
00:20:36Overdressed much?
00:20:37Come on girls, we have a contest to win
00:20:38Like I was saying
00:20:41You look gorgeous
00:20:42High school bucket list item number eight
00:20:44Flirt like a hot girl
00:20:46Look who's talking
00:20:47Chef
00:20:48Ready to win?
00:20:50Stop putting on a show
00:20:52This event is supposed to be about me
00:20:54Who the hell do you think you are Mia?
00:20:57Call me queen
00:21:01Because I'm coming for your throne
00:21:05Boo
00:21:12Shut up or die
00:21:16All right
00:21:18Contestants, we're about to begin
00:21:19To your tables, please
00:21:21Do you have any idea what we're doing here?
00:21:23Oh yeah, we're just going to make liquid nitrogen ice cream
00:21:25with some molecular gastronomy topping
00:21:27It's really easy
00:21:28What?
00:21:30It's fine, sweet, sweet
00:21:31Come on
00:21:33All right, contestants
00:21:35The Bake Off begins
00:21:36Now
00:21:38Okay
00:21:38And we'll sprinkle some tea
00:21:43Like this
00:21:44Like that
00:21:50And then
00:21:52This
00:21:53That's on your nose
00:21:54I don't want to be
00:21:55No, that's too much
00:21:56That's too much
00:22:04No more
00:22:10Cool trick
00:22:11Bill Nye the science nerd
00:22:14Hope it's earthquake proof
00:22:21Oops
00:22:25Oops
00:22:25Foot slipped
00:22:27Sorry, not sorry
00:22:29Oops
00:22:30Ah
00:22:31Sorry
00:22:32My hand slipped
00:22:34Oh, she's awful
00:22:39If you do that again, Ms. Watkins
00:22:42You will be disqualified
00:22:43She just kicked our table
00:22:44I did not see Jessica do anything wrong
00:22:47Get back to work
00:22:49It's fine, it's fine
00:22:50So what do we do now?
00:22:52A good scientist
00:22:53Always
00:22:54Always
00:22:54Has a plan
00:22:57And
00:22:59Time
00:23:03The winning team's votes
00:23:04Also count toward their prom queen's campaign
00:23:08Jessica
00:23:08You're up
00:23:10It is a model
00:23:12Of my mansion
00:23:14And anyone who votes for me
00:23:15Can come to all my parties for the rest of the year
00:23:17It's so great
00:23:20This is our dessert
00:23:22It may look simple
00:23:24But
00:23:25It's got a little magic to it
00:23:50The winner of this year's senior bake-off is
00:23:56The winner of this year's senior bake-off is
00:24:01The winner of this year's senior bake-off is
00:24:12Mia Watkins
00:24:13Mia, the 2006 golden bake-off trophy belongs to you and Connor
00:24:24We did it
00:24:26I can't believe it
00:24:28Oh that's my queen
00:24:29That's my best friend
00:24:31We love her
00:24:31Best day of my life
00:24:34I knew you could do that
00:24:38No
00:24:39Connor and that trophy are mine
00:24:42Not anymore
00:24:50I'm so gonna regret that loser
00:24:53I'm sorry
00:24:55High school bucket list item number nine
00:24:58Start a riot
00:25:00Make it epic
00:25:02Food fight!
00:25:07Food fight!
00:25:09Food fight!
00:25:10Popular kids versus
00:25:11Kids!
00:25:12No, stop it, stop it!
00:25:19Stop! Stop!
00:25:27Team Jessica, Team Mia, get over here right now
00:25:32Principal Davis
00:25:34Before you say anything
00:25:36Mia started it
00:25:37Thank you for your honesty
00:25:39Jessica
00:25:41You and your friends can go
00:25:42What?
00:25:44No, she's lying!
00:25:46I would drop that attitude, Miss Watkins
00:25:48You know what?
00:25:49No
00:25:51I like having an attitude
00:25:53I lived for years without one
00:25:55And now it's here to stay
00:25:57One more bad word
00:26:00One more thing that you do wrong
00:26:02And you are suspended
00:26:03Fine
00:26:05I'll stop having an attitude when you stop
00:26:08Letting Jessica's dad bribe you
00:26:12Oh, sorry
00:26:13No one knows about that yet
00:26:14Both of you pack your bags
00:26:19Wait, are we suspended?
00:26:21I can't get suspended
00:26:22My dad's gonna fly back from his business trip and get me killed
00:26:24No, no, no
00:26:25I'm giving you a vacation day
00:26:27You're both free to go
00:26:29For real?
00:26:30Of course
00:26:31You're both free to go
00:26:32And if you ever need anything
00:26:34Feel free to come by my office
00:26:35The door's always open
00:26:36How much money did her dad give you?
00:26:40Uh, $147,347
00:26:43And $36
00:26:44No, be quiet you demon child
00:26:47I'll take a thought
00:26:48Why don't you um
00:26:49Help me clean up here
00:26:50My star students
00:26:52Thank you
00:26:58Whoa
00:26:59Did you see the look on his face?
00:27:01Yeah, he was freaking out
00:27:03How did you know all that stuff though?
00:27:05Well, I told you I can see the future
00:27:07So
00:27:08Right
00:27:09It's not big deal
00:27:10Yeah
00:27:12So tell me
00:27:14What do you see in our future tonight?
00:27:17Well, I have to study for the science test
00:27:19Oh yeah
00:27:21What's that one again?
00:27:22Uh, anatomy
00:27:22It's the study of the
00:27:24Human body
00:27:26Yeah
00:27:27Yeah
00:27:28You want to do it at my place?
00:27:30My parents aren't home
00:27:31Your place?
00:27:33Like a
00:27:35Oh
00:27:36Like us
00:27:37Together
00:27:38Alone
00:27:39Yeah
00:27:40Let's go professor
00:27:42I promise to be a good boy
00:27:46Okay
00:27:47Okay
00:27:50Lovely
00:27:55Uh, baby
00:28:03Maybe
00:28:04Oh my gosh
00:28:04me
00:28:07Yeah
00:28:09Most
00:28:10Back I
00:28:11And
00:28:15make it
00:28:16Oh my gosh
00:28:58Yeah, Mia, Mia, were you moaning at my questions?
00:29:03Not that dumb.
00:29:04No, no.
00:29:05I was asking about question number four.
00:29:08Actors abdominis.
00:29:09What is it?
00:29:12Get up.
00:29:13I'm going to show you and then I'm going to quiz you.
00:29:18All right, please me.
00:29:19Okay.
00:29:24Can I?
00:29:25All right.
00:29:26Yeah.
00:29:27Okay.
00:29:27All right.
00:29:39Frecchiae, Pectalis Major, Prectus Adominus, Gloria Amen.
00:29:50Is that the name? The name is that long?
00:29:52No, no, no. You forgot about that part. No, it's not important.
00:29:57Stop manhandling him, yeah. He likes someone else.
00:30:01You know, I think that you're enjoying this little study session.
00:30:09But I think it would be way more informative if we were wearing a lot less clothes.
00:30:25The rules are simple. If you get a question wrong, you strip.
00:30:30Unless you just want to stick to the books.
00:30:32High school bucket list item number 10. Unleash your inner vixen.
00:30:37No? Are you ready to lose?
00:30:42Trapezibusias. Where?
00:30:44Oh my...
00:30:50Um...
00:30:51Brachialis.
00:31:01That's cheating! Don't look at that.
00:31:24You know, I thought that I was going to be the only one getting naked, but you are getting pretty
00:31:28close.
00:31:29That's because you keep asking me questions I don't know the answer to.
00:31:34I may have made up a few questions.
00:31:37Uh, to level the playing field.
00:31:39You!
00:31:42Bad girl.
00:31:43Bad girl.
00:31:45Violence is against the rules.
00:31:47So as a penalty, you might have to lose this shirt.
00:31:58Make me.
00:32:02Be careful what you wish for.
00:32:06Oh my god!
00:32:08Oh no!
00:32:10What are you doing?
00:32:13You're crazy.
00:32:15You know about this shirt.
00:32:19That's for cheating.
00:32:28Connor!
00:32:29Connor! Are you in there?
00:32:30Oh shit!
00:32:31That's my dad!
00:32:32No!
00:32:32No!
00:32:33No!
00:32:34Come on, come on, come on!
00:32:36Okay!
00:32:38Yeah, just a second!
00:32:41I'm in!
00:32:55Oh, hey dad, this is Mia.
00:32:57She's my new tutor.
00:32:58Hi, Mr. Oliver.
00:32:59Tutor, huh?
00:33:01Well, Ms. Thompson just called and said you failed another test.
00:33:04So much for her tutoring.
00:33:06Dad, it's not like that.
00:33:08Mia is-
00:33:09Unimportant.
00:33:12Weren't you and Jessica gonna be an item?
00:33:15She's from a good family.
00:33:16At least waste your time with someone respectable.
00:33:18Dad!
00:33:20Mia's valedictorian and she's a way better person than Jessica ever will be.
00:33:24Girls aside.
00:33:26Fail again and you'll finish senior year in boarding school.
00:33:30You're 18.
00:33:32Connor, this is embarrassing.
00:33:34Embarrassing?
00:33:35Dad, since when do you actually even-
00:33:37You know what?
00:33:38Never mind.
00:33:38Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:33:39I will help Connor pass.
00:33:43And I know he will go on to do amazing things.
00:33:46Oh?
00:33:47How can you be so sure?
00:33:49Just a hunch.
00:33:50Hunches don't mean shit, sweetheart.
00:33:52Connor, wait!
00:33:53Just please talk to him.
00:33:55You can fix this.
00:33:56I can't fix anything when it comes to him!
00:33:58I think it's time you leave, Ms. Valedictorian.
00:34:01I need to speak with my son.
00:34:02Alone.
00:34:05Dad, wait!
00:34:15Connor has to make up with his dad.
00:34:17Because a year after we graduate, he dies.
00:34:29Connor's barely said a word to me since that night at his dad's.
00:34:32I hope everything's okay.
00:34:34Today's test results were...
00:34:38abysmal.
00:34:39But...
00:34:40We did have two perfect scores.
00:34:43Stellar work, as always, Mia.
00:34:47And congratulations, Connor.
00:34:49Keep up the good work.
00:34:59You got it.
00:35:00Good job.
00:35:04Thank you, Mia.
00:35:08Seriously, thank you.
00:35:10I would've never been able to pass that test without you.
00:35:13Maybe now my dad will get off my back.
00:35:16Have you talked to him?
00:35:18Maybe you two could work things out.
00:35:19I know you're trying to help.
00:35:22But...
00:35:23You don't know him like I do.
00:35:25You know?
00:35:27I can't just magically fix my own man.
00:35:29I have to try.
00:35:31Your dad's running out of time.
00:35:33That's enough dad talk.
00:35:34I have a surprise for you.
00:35:38Oh.
00:35:39Uh, wait.
00:35:40Before you guys go,
00:35:42I just wanted to say that I am having a party at my place this weekend
00:35:45for Mia's prom queen campaign.
00:35:47So...
00:35:48Come through...
00:35:49And...
00:35:51Vote for Mia.
00:36:01Nikki.
00:36:02Cancel your plans.
00:36:03We have a party to ruin.
00:36:07Here you go.
00:36:08We'll see you this weekend.
00:36:08Come to the party.
00:36:09Take it off.
00:36:10Yes.
00:36:11Oh, shit.
00:36:12That's my dad.
00:36:13Come on, let's bounce before you see me.
00:36:14Wait, no.
00:36:14Just show him your test.
00:36:15He'll be thrilled.
00:36:16I'll show him another time.
00:36:17Come on.
00:36:17No, no, no.
00:36:17You don't have time.
00:36:18Just...
00:36:19Trust me.
00:36:20Come on, Connor.
00:36:21Talk to him.
00:36:21No, no, no, no, no.
00:36:22Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:24Hey, Dad.
00:36:25Hi, sir.
00:36:26What are you doing here?
00:36:29I'm going out of town on work, but I wanted to see how your test went.
00:36:34If it's another F, Connor, I...
00:36:37I aced it.
00:36:44Thanks to Mia.
00:36:45No.
00:36:46No.
00:36:47I, like, barely helped at all.
00:36:48It was all Connor.
00:36:48You should be so proud, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:50Pride has to be earned.
00:36:52Connor's got a long way to go.
00:36:56You see that little gremlin over there?
00:37:01I want you to seduce her before the day is out.
00:37:07Got it.
00:37:09What if I can't do it?
00:37:11Then do what you do best at parties, Luke.
00:37:14Force her.
00:37:22Hey.
00:37:23Just the girl I wanted to see.
00:37:25Can I borrow you real quick?
00:37:26I just had a quick premise your question.
00:37:27Luke, you haven't talked to me since you pantsed me in the eighth grade.
00:37:30So why are you talking to me now?
00:37:31Because you're super smart and sexy.
00:37:34And, uh, I hear that you're really good at giving private lessons.
00:37:38So can I get one or what?
00:37:39Don't fucking touch her.
00:37:41Enough.
00:37:42You are on thin ice as it is.
00:37:43No fights.
00:37:44Do you hear me?
00:37:45Look, stop.
00:37:46I'm busy.
00:37:47Yeah, please.
00:37:48Look, I know you helped Connor pass science.
00:37:51Can you help me?
00:37:52Come on.
00:37:53Just this once.
00:37:55Connor, listen.
00:37:57I know that I'm hard on you.
00:37:59But it is because I-
00:38:01Dad, I gotta go.
00:38:02I'll talk to you another time.
00:38:04Get off me.
00:38:04I know you got that party coming up.
00:38:06The invite's still open.
00:38:08I know a bunch of guys that could go.
00:38:11Come on.
00:38:12Five minutes.
00:38:18Okay.
00:38:19All right, let's go.
00:38:24Mia's ditching me for Luke?
00:38:32CopCon!
00:38:33What a surprise!
00:38:35I'm busy, Jessica.
00:38:37Doing what?
00:38:38Looking for Mia.
00:38:39I heard she and Luke are getting close.
00:38:43Ugh.
00:38:44You know Mia.
00:38:46She would do anything to be popular.
00:38:49But you and me, we were born to be on top.
00:38:54She's gonna break your heart!
00:38:56And when she does, I'll be waiting!
00:39:08I'm gonna go find Connor.
00:39:09No, no, no, no.
00:39:10Wait.
00:39:10You're not going anywhere.
00:39:12Until we talk about this party.
00:39:14What?
00:39:15We'll come if you get on your knees and beg.
00:39:18Hey!
00:39:19Get the fuck off her!
00:39:21Oh!
00:39:23Oh, shit.
00:39:24Cap's here!
00:39:25Anybody else want a trip to the ER?
00:39:26Bye.
00:39:28Hey, my different brothers.
00:39:31Since you both go on to be rapey, frat boy misogynists,
00:39:34let me teach you a lesson in science.
00:39:37Every action
00:39:39has an equal and opposite reaction.
00:39:45All right.
00:39:46Come on.
00:39:47What better party did you get to?
00:39:50Fine.
00:39:51I'll just have to take you down myself.
00:39:55You know...
00:39:57For a second there, I kind of thought that you were into Luke.
00:40:02When I saw you guys walking away.
00:40:04Together.
00:40:05Rit.
00:40:08Rit.
00:40:08Ew.
00:40:10No, that walking steroid is not even close to my type.
00:40:14So...
00:40:15Who is?
00:40:17You are...
00:40:23You are...
00:40:25Are...
00:40:26Not...
00:40:27Gonna believe...
00:40:29Who I'm into.
00:40:31It's crazy.
00:40:33Right?
00:40:33It's so funny.
00:40:35Who is it?
00:40:39Oh, my mom just got back from a fashion show in New York.
00:40:43She needs help unloading some pieces.
00:40:45You should come.
00:40:46My mom would be stoked to meet you.
00:40:48No, I can't.
00:40:49I have to change for that party.
00:40:52Just borrow one of my mom's dresses.
00:40:53High school bucket list item number 11.
00:40:56Finally find a dress that makes you feel pretty.
00:40:59She just designed this dress for some singer named Gaga Lady.
00:41:02You could probably borrow that.
00:41:04If you're into that.
00:41:06If you want to live once.
00:41:07Okay.
00:41:08Okay.
00:41:09Or if not.
00:41:10I mean...
00:41:11If you're into it.
00:41:12Really?
00:41:16Yeah.
00:41:17I mean, our proton's positive.
00:41:19Right?
00:41:20Okay.
00:41:21Get it?
00:41:21Oh, yeah.
00:41:22Cool.
00:41:23Okay.
00:41:23Yeah, let's go.
00:41:26Okay.
00:41:27Should I ask Mia out tonight?
00:41:29Come on.
00:41:32I need an answer.
00:41:34Should I?
00:41:46Yeah.
00:41:50Look.
00:41:55Wow.
00:41:58Well, it's all thanks to your mom.
00:42:00You have to tell her to buy that boutique on Main Street because her designs are going
00:42:04to be famous.
00:42:05What?
00:42:06Are you like a sidekick or something?
00:42:08No, I'm future girl.
00:42:10Remember?
00:42:11Right.
00:42:12Also, you've got to enjoy the early 2000s because the 2020s are freaking rough, dude.
00:42:18Well, if I die by then, just blink twice so I can skip finals.
00:42:33Okay, future girl, if you really know everything that's going to happen, who shows up first?
00:42:39I actually have no idea.
00:42:46Hey, ConCon and Sasquatch.
00:42:50I'm here, so your party's not the total bust.
00:42:53And I brought party favors.
00:42:57Everyone's already done.
00:42:58We'll stop you in on the way over.
00:43:26I tried to stop her, but she's like a crazier Regina George with worse highlights.
00:43:31So cute.
00:43:32Oh, on page four, there's a great Polaroid that I took of Mia wedding herself in sixth grade.
00:43:36Yeah.
00:43:37Page four.
00:43:39She fed all my worst moments into a little pink book.
00:43:44Hey.
00:43:45Hey.
00:43:47I like your big tails.
00:43:49And everybody had braces, Mia.
00:43:52This shit doesn't matter.
00:43:58Actually, it does.
00:44:02Is this supposed to hurt me?
00:44:04Um, yeah, that's kind of the whole point.
00:44:07Do you really want your prom queen to be a girl who makes out with her in-seat posters?
00:44:13See page seven.
00:44:14As long as it's not you, I'm good.
00:44:17Are you blind?
00:44:18She's been fugly since birth, and now everybody knows it.
00:44:22You know, a year ago, this book would have destroyed me.
00:44:27But now I know everything in here made me who I am today.
00:44:35So go ahead.
00:44:36Read away.
00:44:37I have nothing to hide.
00:44:39Unlike you.
00:44:40If you keep messing with me, I'll just expose you for all the horrible things you've done.
00:44:44You have nothing on me, poser.
00:44:46What about what you did with the ninth grade basketball team on the field trip?
00:44:52What?
00:44:53I...
00:44:54Nobody knows about that.
00:44:56You just wait until Facebook.
00:44:58Facebook what?
00:44:59Okay, English much?
00:45:01You know, this little tough girl act is cute and all.
00:45:04But the only one getting exposed today is you.
00:45:16What are you hiding back there, Mia?
00:45:18Your couch potato punch.
00:45:20Yeah.
00:45:21Show us your stressed out brain pain.
00:45:24That is way too far, Jessica.
00:45:26My mom gave her that dress.
00:45:28And it looks tragic on her.
00:45:30Honestly, I was helping.
00:45:31Hey.
00:45:32You're beautiful, Mia.
00:45:33And you know I...
00:45:34It's okay.
00:45:35I'm not embarrassed.
00:45:41Jessica, you think being prom queen is all about looks, right?
00:45:48High school bucket list item number 12.
00:45:51Flum it while you've got it.
00:45:53You want my shine.
00:45:55You want my glossy.
00:45:57You want my sexy.
00:45:59You want my classy.
00:46:01Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:02Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:03Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:04Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:05Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:06Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:07Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:08Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:09So somebody.
00:46:12Holy shit, Mia.
00:46:15Woo!
00:46:15Yes!
00:46:16Yes, Mia!
00:46:16Okay, Mia!
00:46:17Doesn't suck having my 18 year old body back.
00:46:20Wow.
00:46:21Look at you pretending to be hot and popular.
00:46:25FYI, you will never be like us.
00:46:27You will never live like us.
00:46:29No, I wanna live better.
00:46:32How about a game of truth or dare?
00:46:35I dare you all to strip something off.
00:46:41High school bucket list item number 13.
00:46:44Find someone who's just as crazy as you.
00:46:49Who cares if they stripped?
00:46:51Anyone can do that.
00:46:52I can do it.
00:46:53And I bet I can do it even better.
00:47:06Fine.
00:47:06Let those mouth fingers have a dumbass party.
00:47:10Bye, Jazz!
00:47:15Ugh!
00:47:16Even her alcohol tastes like trash!
00:47:19SHCU Shhh...
00:47:20I know you do it.
00:47:43Ow!
00:47:45Ah, my wrist!
00:47:46I think I sprained it!
00:47:48Hey, hey, hey. Hey, Mia. Hey, she's not waking up. She needs help.
00:47:54Someone at least get me some ice. Now. Don't make me ask again, bitches.
00:48:01You can't quit on me right now, Mia. Not before I tell you that.
00:48:09Mia, I've always... Mia, hey. Hey. Hey, Mia, you okay?
00:48:15Yeah.
00:48:16Yeah.
00:48:19What happened?
00:48:21Jessica thought attempted murder would be a fun party game.
00:48:24Okay, I was trying to recycle. How would I know her giant head would get in the way?
00:48:32I didn't see that coming.
00:48:36Hey, hey, hey, hey. Okay.
00:48:40Hey, party's over. Everyone out!
00:48:42You heard him. Go. Get out.
00:48:44Remember, vote Mia. Vote Mia. Vote Mia.
00:48:46I got you. Come on. Let's go.
00:48:56Okay.
00:49:01For saving my life.
00:49:03I'm just glad you're okay. For the record, you look like a total smoke show in that bathing suit.
00:49:16What's wrong?
00:49:17Jess never gets better.
00:49:20Better at what?
00:49:22Her bullying just gets worse and worse.
00:49:25And somehow she still ends up with you.
00:49:30I would never date Jessica.
00:49:32Connor.
00:49:33Seriously, I...
00:49:34Stop.
00:49:37Don't...
00:49:38make promises you can't keep.
00:49:40You know the girl I actually do like?
00:49:44She...
00:49:45I know.
00:49:45She's a genius.
00:49:47You're getting your grades up for her.
00:49:48It's really cool.
00:49:50Get some rest.
00:49:52I'll be in the guest room.
00:49:54Connor?
00:49:55Can you stay with me?
00:50:04Okay.
00:50:06Okay.
00:50:07Okay.
00:50:10Okay.
00:50:15You're the genius, dummy.
00:50:18I'm doing this all for you.
00:50:49I'm doing this all for you.
00:50:50You have a beautiful voice.
00:50:53You scared me.
00:50:56God.
00:50:58No, I don't.
00:50:59I like to sing when I'm busy or bored.
00:51:02So it's never around anyone.
00:51:04Which is good.
00:51:06I'm not just anyone.
00:51:12What is all this?
00:51:15Well, you know the tradition.
00:51:17Senior Prom Queen gets gifts for the graduating class.
00:51:21You want to help me wrap?
00:51:24Mia, this is amazing.
00:51:26No one else would do this for their class.
00:51:31I've never met anyone like you.
00:51:35Not yet, anyway.
00:51:41So, eight ball girl.
00:51:44What's future me like?
00:51:46Don't tell me I'm a dipshit.
00:51:48No, you're not.
00:51:50Don't even look.
00:51:51I know you're not.
00:51:53You're...
00:51:54You're actually super successful.
00:51:58Really smart.
00:52:01Kind.
00:52:05You're pretty perfect.
00:52:08Actually.
00:52:11No wonder I was in love.
00:52:20Hold up.
00:52:21Who did you say you're in love with?
00:52:23No one.
00:52:26I meant that I was in love with being from the future.
00:52:32Because now I know all of these.
00:52:36It's awesome.
00:52:37Yeah.
00:52:38So, so who do I get married to?
00:52:43Jessica Alba.
00:52:44So you got to get over that Britney crash because things get complicated.
00:52:50Okay.
00:52:51You know, I can actually read the future also.
00:52:55Really?
00:52:56You know what I see in our future?
00:53:02Will you come to my basketball finals?
00:53:06I'd love to.
00:53:09Question.
00:53:10Are you going to invite your dad?
00:53:13I'm sure he will come to other games.
00:53:16He's busy.
00:53:18He's waiting for me to get into the NBA.
00:53:20Wait, wait.
00:53:23Connor.
00:53:25Your dad.
00:53:26Enough about my dad.
00:53:28Actually, come on.
00:53:29You don't want to be late.
00:53:31Okay.
00:53:32Okay.
00:53:33Okay.
00:53:34Okay.
00:53:36Okay.
00:53:37Okay.
00:53:38Okay.
00:53:38Okay.
00:53:39Okay.
00:53:46Everyone's going to love these, man.
00:53:48This will win you crazy votes.
00:53:50Sure.
00:53:52But...
00:53:55I also just wanted to do something nice.
00:53:57Because in a few months, we will all go our separate ways.
00:54:02And who knows what will happen then, right?
00:54:09Graduate in style, besties.
00:54:13Oh.
00:54:14You're too late, Butterface.
00:54:17The class loved my gifts so much.
00:54:19I already got all their votes.
00:54:34So you're buying votes now?
00:54:37Me?
00:54:38No.
00:54:39I'm just giving my besties the gifts they deserve.
00:54:43But I'm sure they'll like your, uh, goodwill hand-me-downs, too.
00:54:50Besties?
00:54:52You don't even know their names.
00:54:55Of course I do.
00:54:57Well, the hot ones.
00:55:00The rest are freaks, not people.
00:55:02But hey, money talks, right?
00:55:04Even to losers with social rabies.
00:55:08But come on now, let's see what you got.
00:55:18Look, Trailer Trash Barbie got you all toy cars.
00:55:25I got some Gucci earrings.
00:55:34At least my gifts mean something.
00:55:36Um, they mean that you're a peasant trying to take on a queen.
00:55:41But you can't.
00:55:42Because you're a nobody, Mia.
00:55:45Do you want to try saying that again?
00:55:48Relax, Jack Bauer.
00:55:49Brutal honesty is an act of love.
00:55:53And I love all my subjects.
00:55:56Even you.
00:55:58Look.
00:56:17OMG, you're twinning.
00:56:27Marge Simpson hair, pancake face, Kool-Aid body.
00:56:31I mean, it's perfect.
00:56:33Oh, and Con Con, here is your gift.
00:56:36I mean, the best for the basketball captain.
00:56:40I don't want anything from you.
00:56:43Not even a brand new limited edition PS2?
00:56:52No matter what I do, this always gets her way.
00:56:55Prom queen, Connor, what am I even doing here?
00:57:01Bribes aren't my thing.
00:57:03Maybe you should ask Principal Davis, though.
00:57:06He might be down.
00:57:08Hey, Mia, wait.
00:57:10Hand out the gifts that you brought.
00:57:13They're special.
00:57:14Not because they're expensive or fancy,
00:57:16but because they're from you.
00:57:17No, no, I know.
00:57:19They're stupid.
00:57:21And she won this one, so let's just go.
00:57:24Just trust me.
00:57:26They're going to love them.
00:57:27Hey, you guys.
00:57:29Mia has gifts for all of you,
00:57:30and you're going to love them.
00:57:49See?
00:57:50Yes, it's worse.
00:58:00So I know these aren't coach bags or Tiffany bracelets, but I hope when they're the real world, you'll remember
00:58:10them.
00:58:12Mia, what did you do?
00:58:18How'd you know I wanted to be an artist?
00:58:22I haven't told anybody I wanted to be an artist.
00:58:25But you should. You're more talented than you know.
00:58:30You just need a cool artist name, like Banksy.
00:58:46You'll be an amazing songwriter. Just write about that breakup, Taylor.
00:58:55That's just a little reminder to keep following your dreams.
00:59:00Be Jordan.
00:59:03Mia, these are incredible, but I'm kind of confused by my gift.
00:59:11Just wait a few years. You're gonna be filthy rich.
00:59:17And you deserve it.
00:59:23Everybody shut up!
00:59:25Why the hell are they all cheering for you?
00:59:28Why don't you open your gift and find out?
00:59:31Stop. I got one for you too.
00:59:39You trash, easy primes.
00:59:41Boo!
00:59:42Fuck!
00:59:43Oh, okay! All right, fine, you just keep your mouth!
00:59:46Freeze!
00:59:54Hey, um...
00:59:56This one's for you.
01:00:07Yeah, I...
01:00:11Me and my dad used to fish every weekend.
01:00:15This is the first lure you ever bought me.
01:00:18How did you find it?
01:00:20Magic evolve. Remember?
01:00:22A year from now, Connor mentions this at his dad's funeral.
01:00:25It's his favorite memory of them together.
01:00:28Do everything with your dad.
01:00:30Of all you can.
01:00:33You'll never get this time back.
01:00:38Yeah, thank you.
01:00:42Oh my god, I didn't get you anything.
01:00:44Hey, no!
01:00:44Just tell me what you want and I'll go get it.
01:00:46Promise me...
01:00:48That you'll invite your dad to the games.
01:00:50That's all I want.
01:01:03For you...
01:01:04I'll do it.
01:01:09Congrats.
01:01:10Looks like you went over the class.
01:01:13Now what?
01:01:17It's time to step out of the shadows.
01:01:22Hey, everyone.
01:01:25Tonight, all of us misfits are going to the finals.
01:01:30Boycotting Jessica's prom queens.
01:01:44I knew he wouldn't make it.
01:01:45I knew he wouldn't make it.
01:01:54I knew he wouldn't make it.
01:02:02I knew he wouldn't make it.
01:02:02What are you rejects doing here?
01:02:07Animals aren't allowed in the gym.
01:02:10We're taking a stand.
01:02:12We won't be bought or bullied by mean girls like you.
01:02:16No plastics for prom.
01:02:19No plastics for prom.
01:02:21You all worshipped me a year ago.
01:02:23Worshipped?
01:02:27They were terrified of you.
01:02:28It's just that they were too scared to speak.
01:02:31But now, we've finally found our voice, right?
01:02:36Well, since you suddenly think you're the Joan of Arc of rejects, let's hear your voice.
01:02:46Attention, everyone!
01:02:49America's favorite outcast, Mia Watkins, just volunteered to sing the national anthem in front of the whole school.
01:03:14Come on, Mia!
01:03:17We're all waiting!
01:03:20Hey!
01:03:21Hey, yes you can.
01:03:23Show them all what you can do.
01:03:26All of them.
01:03:30No, no, I can't sing in front of all those people.
01:03:33Just don't look at them.
01:03:35Look at me.
01:03:37I believe in you, Mia.
01:03:39Get your camcorder, buddy.
01:03:40This is gonna be legendary.
01:03:44I believe in you.
01:03:50High school bucket list, item number 14.
01:03:54Live your Beyonce fantasy.
01:04:00Hi, everyone.
01:04:03Please rise.
01:04:17Oh.
01:04:24Just look at me.
01:04:35Oh, say, can you see, by the dawn's early light, what so proudly we hailed, at the twilight's last night.
01:04:56The stars of the twilight's last gleaming?
01:04:58Whose broad stripes and bright stars, through the perilous fight, o'er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming.
01:05:17And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air, gave proof through the night that our flag was still
01:05:35there.
01:05:36Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave o'er the land of the free and the home of
01:06:00the brave?
01:06:15Give it up for Mia. This is gonna be your new prom queen.
01:06:21See? Everyone loves you, Mia.
01:06:41If you wanna win, you gotta give him a show, right?
01:06:44Yeah. Plus, I like kissing you. What were you saying?
01:06:48Oh, nothing that I, um, just that I'm really...
01:07:00Shit, that's my dad. What is he doing here? He never comes to my games. What if I fuck up?
01:07:05Hey, Connor, you're gonna be fine.
01:07:10This is the big game, Mia. This is the only game he cares about.
01:07:15Hey, look at me. I already know what happens. Remember?
01:07:20Listen, in the last moment, take that three-pointer. It'll seem impossible, but trust me.
01:07:32Interesting.
01:07:35And here we go, everyone, the big championship game, the Fairfield Lions versus the Falcons for the big one.
01:07:42Here we go, ladies and gentlemen, let's begin.
01:08:12Here we go, ladies and gentlemen, let's begin.
01:08:14Down two points, and Connor Oliver has the ball.
01:08:32He's going to risk it all on a three-pointer, and there he goes.
01:08:39Yes, he scores! The Fairfield Lions, 49-48, and they win the game!
01:08:46Woo!
01:08:55Let's go!
01:08:57First, an A, and now this.
01:09:02Expect me at all your college games, Con.
01:09:06Really?
01:09:07Really.
01:09:09Sorry for missing out on this.
01:09:13And on you.
01:09:18I couldn't be more proud, son.
01:09:21Looks like you got a fan who feels the same.
01:09:25Congratulations.
01:09:27Yeah.
01:09:29Yeah, you were right about everything.
01:09:33Oh!
01:09:34Am I being pumped?
01:09:36That pimply mouth-weather isn't going to steal ConCon and my crown!
01:09:41We will take her down with the dance.
01:09:44For good!
01:09:45I won because of you.
01:09:46No, no, he won because of you.
01:09:49I just gave you a little hint.
01:09:52But I do accept payment and kisses.
01:09:57I could do a lot better than that.
01:10:09Wait, wait.
01:10:12Should we be doing this?
01:10:14I mean, what about your crush, the girl you've worked so hard for?
01:10:17It's you, Mia.
01:10:19It always has been.
01:10:24Holy circuits.
01:11:13Good morning, beautiful.
01:11:15Good morning, beautiful.
01:11:15Good morning.
01:11:18You're staring again.
01:11:20Five more minutes.
01:11:23You're kind of distracting.
01:11:27Should we just ditch school and do this all day?
01:11:31I can't have a chem test.
01:11:33This was your chem test.
01:11:36And you passed.
01:11:38With flying colors.
01:11:39Oh.
01:11:40Oh.
01:11:44Okay, say we do skip classes.
01:11:49Mm-hmm.
01:11:49And what about...
01:11:52Brown tonight?
01:11:54Oh, you still wanted to go to this?
01:11:58I figured I would just ask my crush.
01:12:01You're never gonna let that go.
01:12:04Stupid.
01:12:06It's...
01:12:07It's just that you're the valedictorian.
01:12:09How did you not figure out that I've liked you since ninth grade?
01:12:14What?
01:12:15Because I looked like Chewbacca back then.
01:12:18What?
01:12:18Yeah.
01:12:20I actually like the frizzy hair.
01:12:22And those...
01:12:23Like striped turtlenecks.
01:12:25No, you didn't.
01:12:26Yeah.
01:12:27So hot.
01:12:31Okay, so...
01:12:34Hurry up and ask me now.
01:12:36Oh, you want me to ask you?
01:12:38Yes, please.
01:12:38Oh, I gotta do it properly.
01:12:44Mia Watkins.
01:12:46Will you...
01:12:54Will you officially be my prom date?
01:12:57And my girlfriend?
01:13:01Yes, I will go with you and I will absolutely be your girlfriend.
01:13:11Come on.
01:13:13Come on.
01:13:13Let's go win that crown.
01:13:15Five more minutes!
01:13:15You said!
01:13:20I am gonna give you the perfect Princess Diaries moment.
01:13:26Jess will not be able to sabotage your knight.
01:13:30Maybe she's going to.
01:13:32I don't know.
01:13:34You won if they get the game.
01:13:36Maybe she's given up.
01:13:41No.
01:13:43She won't.
01:13:47I know she won't because...
01:13:49I've lived it.
01:13:53I'm sorry to say again.
01:13:57Okay.
01:13:58This is gonna sound insane.
01:14:00Chris, but you're my best friend.
01:14:01So I have to tell you the truth.
01:14:04I...
01:14:04Uh-huh.
01:14:07I'm from...
01:14:08The future.
01:14:17Okay.
01:14:19Yeah.
01:14:20The future.
01:14:20Cool.
01:14:22Are you like totally freaked out?
01:14:23Are you gonna like call my parents?
01:14:25Or the cops?
01:14:26Or...
01:14:27Uh...
01:14:27An exorcist?
01:14:28No.
01:14:29You're not...
01:14:30Mia, you're not crazy.
01:14:32And you're not a liar.
01:14:34If you say you're from the future...
01:14:38I believe you.
01:14:43Okay.
01:14:44Okay.
01:14:44Okay.
01:14:44Okay.
01:14:44There'll be the future's scoop.
01:14:46Hi.
01:14:46How's Lost End?
01:14:47Oh, and was I right about Lance Bass?
01:14:49Okay.
01:14:50Um...
01:14:50They got off the island.
01:14:52Uh, Lance does come out.
01:14:54And they're doing a bulky reboot.
01:14:56Wow.
01:14:57The future's pilot.
01:14:59You have no idea.
01:15:00But...
01:15:00This dance could change my life, actually.
01:15:05So will you help me?
01:15:07Stop.
01:15:08Stop.
01:15:09Stop.
01:15:09Come in.
01:15:11But before we close the hell mouth...
01:15:14That is Jess.
01:15:17Okay.
01:15:21Oh.
01:15:43You look like a queen.
01:15:46Thanks.
01:15:48Hopefully I'll look.
01:16:04Welcome, students, to this year's 2006 Senior Prom.
01:16:15You have one hour left to vote for this year's Prom King and Prom Queen.
01:16:21Yay!
01:16:25Ready to go back to being a troll.
01:16:27Ready to need therapy after I live?
01:16:30We're going down, Watkins.
01:16:33Bring it on, Jessica.
01:16:42Come, come, come.
01:16:47You look so great.
01:16:49Black is definitely in your color.
01:16:51Oh, thanks.
01:16:52FYI, this is your last chance to make the right choice.
01:16:57Oh, my God.
01:16:59Give it up, Jessica.
01:17:01I don't...
01:17:01I want Mia.
01:17:03Ugh!
01:17:04But I want you.
01:17:05We are perfect together.
01:17:07Why would you date a dishrag when you can have an icon?
01:17:11Oh, shut up and look hot.
01:17:14Con Con, think about your future.
01:17:18My life is going to be amazing.
01:17:20It could be.
01:17:23If you worked on yourself and stopped screwing everyone over.
01:17:29You can be better than this, Jess.
01:17:36I know you didn't want this before, but...
01:17:39Open it.
01:17:47Just...
01:17:49Hey, don't do what you're planning to do tonight, okay?
01:17:55It could save your future if you don't.
01:18:03I'm not planning on doing anything other than winning.
01:18:17I tried.
01:18:19Principal Davis, there are kids doing drugs in the bathroom.
01:18:24I think it's crack cane.
01:18:27I don't know, but just go get them.
01:18:30Hurry, they are dying.
01:18:43Prom Queen.
01:18:53Everyone, it is time to count the votes for this year's Prom Queen.
01:18:59Let's welcome our Prom Queen finalists to the stage.
01:19:03Neal Watkins and Jessica Hart.
01:19:09And as expected, give it up for your Prom King basketball all-star, Connor Oliver.
01:19:34While I finish counting the votes, let's hear it from our Prom Queen finalists.
01:19:41Let's start with Jessica Hart.
01:19:45I would like to thank all of my die-hard fans who voted for me the last four years.
01:19:52I'm so excited to leave high school and represent hot, popular, rich people everywhere.
01:20:05Hi.
01:20:07I shouldn't be here.
01:20:10That's what I told myself the past four years.
01:20:14I wasn't good enough.
01:20:17I wasn't good enough.
01:20:18I wasn't pretty enough.
01:20:19I wasn't strong enough.
01:20:23But I'm here now.
01:20:26And I'm here to represent all of you.
01:20:30The misfits, the outcasts, anyone who's ever felt alone.
01:20:35Alone.
01:20:37You're not.
01:20:50Alright, ladies and gentlemen, the votes are in.
01:20:54Looks like we have a winner.
01:21:03And your 2006 Prom Queen winner is...
01:21:12Jessica Hart!
01:21:18I'm so sorry.
01:21:20Hey, shh.
01:21:20It's okay.
01:21:21This is your moment.
01:21:23You earned it.
01:21:23Go ahead.
01:21:26Yeah.
01:21:28I knew you guys wouldn't let me in the dumpster fire steal my crown.
01:21:35Smile, king.
01:21:36That's what I hear about.
01:21:41You were right.
01:21:43You saw it all.
01:21:48And you believe to me.
01:21:52Out of the way, freak.
01:21:53This is for royalty only.
01:21:56Oh, shut it, 902-1-ho.
01:22:00Mia has something to say.
01:22:02I warned you.
01:22:11Mia?
01:22:13Mia?
01:22:13Mia Watkins?
01:22:15They're all for Mia and I saw Jessica throw them out.
01:22:18What?
01:22:19No!
01:22:21These are fake!
01:22:22Principal Davis, this is a setup!
01:22:25Mia.
01:22:26Is this true?
01:22:27No.
01:22:28No.
01:22:29Actually...
01:22:31Jessica lied, bribed, and cheated her way to the crown.
01:22:34Okay?
01:22:36Mia...
01:22:37Mia actually cares about this class.
01:22:39It's no wonder that she won.
01:22:41Fairly.
01:22:43But don't take it from me.
01:22:45Let's see.
01:22:46Show of hands.
01:22:47Who voted for Mia?
01:22:53Mia...
01:22:54Mia!
01:22:55Mia!
01:22:56Mia!
01:22:57Mia!
01:22:59Mia!
01:22:59Mia!
01:22:59They actually voted for me.
01:23:01I never doubted them, or you.
01:23:12High school bucket list item number 15.
01:23:16Embrace your inner crown.
01:23:19The crown is mine!
01:23:21I'm the popular one!
01:23:23I'm hot and I'm skinny and I'm a fucking cheerleader!
01:23:27What more do you people want?!
01:23:47Jessica, first you cheated, now you could have killed someone?
01:23:51This is grounds for expulsion. Security!
01:23:54No! No, it was Mia!
01:23:56She knows things!
01:23:59She's like a psychic or a witch or something, I swear!
01:24:02Bye-bye, bimbo.
01:24:04No!
01:24:05No!
01:24:14She's so nasty.
01:24:17That's nothing Mia to help me. You'll get in a few years.
01:24:20No! No! This isn't right!
01:24:22You suck!
01:24:25You're cheating!
01:24:28Curse on you, queen bitch!
01:24:32Here.
01:24:34Take this.
01:24:37No, I can't take that.
01:24:38Yes.
01:24:39I want you to.
01:24:41Clearly, no matter when or where you are, you can find me.
01:24:47Time-traveling nerd.
01:24:49I'm right here.
01:25:05Mia, hey! Mia!
01:25:08Hey!
01:25:09You ok?
01:25:11Connor...
01:25:12What happened?
01:25:21You tripped and fell.
01:25:24You alright?
01:25:25Yes.
01:25:31Where's Jessica?
01:25:33Jessica?
01:25:35Jessica Hart?
01:25:38I don't know, she's probably in prison by now.
01:25:40Remember she got arrested at prom?
01:25:43I haven't seen her since 2006.
01:25:46Woah.
01:25:50Everything that happened senior year came too.
01:25:56But that's all in the past.
01:25:59I want to focus on the future.
01:26:02You know Watkins,
01:26:04since the first time I met you in freshman year,
01:26:08I loved you.
01:26:10You were the cutest glasses wearing nerd I ever met.
01:26:20And from our wild study sessions,
01:26:22to winning prom king and queen senior year,
01:26:27to taking on the whole world,
01:26:29I...
01:26:31I couldn't ask for a better nerd
01:26:33to be my partner.
01:26:38Give me a Watkins.
01:26:42Will you marry me?
01:26:44Hurry up and say yes,
01:26:45I have to get back home to Lance.
01:26:49Yes!
01:26:56I can't believe this is happening.
01:26:59You're a time traveler, Mia.
01:27:01You didn't see this coming?
01:27:03Yeah.
01:27:05Us getting engaged?
01:27:07No.
01:27:08Not in a million years.
01:27:10But hey, I guess...
01:27:13Some things,
01:27:14you never see coming.
01:27:15Maybe?
01:27:17I always knew.
01:27:23E�!
01:27:23Woo!
01:27:25Woo!
01:27:26Yay!
01:27:27Woo!
01:27:28Woo!
01:27:29Woo!
01:27:29Woo!
01:27:30Woo!
01:27:30Woo!
01:27:32And no one makes me feel like you do.
01:27:37And no one sets my body on fire.
01:27:43And no one gives me shivers like you.
01:27:47Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
01:27:49Oh, no one does it make you.
01:27:54Woo!
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