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Revenge Puck
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00:00:02Good night's rivalry match-up is already heating up.
00:00:04It's Adam Johns of the Thunderhawks versus the Leopard Seals Golden Boy, Blake Ashburn.
00:00:10It's three games, one Golden Cup.
00:00:12Who's gonna be the winner?
00:00:13Adam's definitely got this.
00:00:21Let's go, Adam!
00:00:23I'm Lucy Hart.
00:00:24I gave up my dream school to follow my boyfriend Adam when he got a hockey scholarship.
00:00:28But it's all gonna be worth it when he beats his nemesis, Blake Ashburn,
00:00:31and I become the best sports photographer.
00:00:33Looks like the two captains have gotten into an intense flash in the corner.
00:00:44Make sure you get a good picture, man, alright?
00:00:48Blake Ashburn.
00:00:49He's a complete dickhead and a notorious playboy.
00:00:54Lucy Hart, my enemy's girlfriend.
00:00:56She hates my guts, but unfortunately, is totally my type.
00:01:03Looks like Blake got distracted for a second.
00:01:06Adam steals the puck, takes the shot, and he scores!
00:01:10Hey!
00:01:11Hey, what the fuck is that, huh?
00:01:13No, no, what the fuck?
00:01:14You got this, huh?
00:01:19Hey, hey!
00:01:20We're done.
00:01:21We're done.
00:01:21We're done.
00:01:22The winner is the Thunder Hawks!
00:01:29Adam!
00:01:30Adam!
00:01:30Adam, over here!
00:01:34Oh, he probably just wants to celebrate with his team.
00:01:38Adam is always in a good mood after the game.
00:01:41I hope he likes the photo album I made him for our anniversary.
00:01:50Adam!
00:01:55Oh my god! Adam!
00:01:58You're cheating on me with my roommate?
00:02:01You're cheating on me with my roommate?
00:02:03What can I say?
00:02:04Every time I went to have sex, you just looked like you wanted it to be over.
00:02:07But Emma, she can go all night.
00:02:12We had sex in your bed.
00:02:15And ever since, Adam hasn't been able to get enough.
00:02:19Adam's right.
00:02:21The truth is, I never really enjoyed it.
00:02:23Maybe I'm just too uptight in bed.
00:02:26So that's why you're cheating on me.
00:02:27Emma can do things you can't even imagine.
00:02:31She's bending like a pretzel.
00:02:37No, I thought you were my friend.
00:02:39Why are you doing this to me?
00:02:41You see, you're not hot enough to be a hockey player's girlfriend.
00:02:46I mean, look at you.
00:02:48You're even dressed like a grandma.
00:03:00You're even wearing granny panties.
00:03:04Oh my god!
00:03:06What the heck is wrong with you?
00:03:08You can have the dorm to yourself tonight.
00:03:10Adam's gonna keep me very busy.
00:03:13Very.
00:03:13I hate you guys.
00:03:16Oh my god.
00:03:24Oh my god.
00:03:27Oh my god.
00:03:28Idiot!
00:03:29Fucking stupid.
00:03:32Fucking believe this cheater.
00:03:34I hate blue schools for him.
00:03:42Alright, that's enough crying.
00:03:43I'm trying to enjoy the view.
00:03:52Blake Ashburn.
00:03:54Blake Ashburn.
00:04:02You've been listening to me this whole fucking time?
00:04:05Yeah, I have.
00:04:07You weren't supposed to hear any of that.
00:04:10Yeah, well, you know, you're not supposed to be here.
00:04:16Lucy, this is my spot.
00:04:19This is not your spot.
00:04:20You can't just claim a building.
00:04:23I did.
00:04:23You just lost.
00:04:24Why are you even here?
00:04:29You know what?
00:04:30I don't care.
00:04:31Hold on.
00:04:32Hold on.
00:04:34Let me guess.
00:04:35You're crying right now because of Adam.
00:04:38It's none of your business.
00:04:39Well, well, let me give you a piece of advice, huh?
00:04:42That guy is not worth one of your tears.
00:04:45So don't.
00:04:46Okay, well, since you're so nosy,
00:04:48you told me that my best friend is better in bed than me.
00:04:51Jesus.
00:04:53It's pretty low, even if you're looking at him.
00:04:56You're like, like the biggest man whore,
00:04:58so I don't care what you think.
00:05:00I don't want to hear it.
00:05:02Let me see that.
00:05:03You're a photographer, right?
00:05:04No, give that back.
00:05:05Hey, what's that?
00:05:06I'm looking.
00:05:06Man whore, Santa Joy Smart?
00:05:08What?
00:05:10Wow, you know, you are pretty good.
00:05:12You made Adam look like he was a real hockey player.
00:05:14Stop.
00:05:14It's amazing.
00:05:15No, no, no.
00:05:15Hold on.
00:05:15I'm still looking.
00:05:17Right there.
00:05:18You got a picture of me.
00:05:20Look at that.
00:05:21I knew you were looking at me behind that camera.
00:05:24You're so full of yourself.
00:05:25I'm not full of myself.
00:05:26Listen to me.
00:05:27I'm trying to get you to understand
00:05:29that there are more players on the ice.
00:05:31All right?
00:05:32Don't give Adam all your attention.
00:05:34He was my first love.
00:05:36And we actually thought we could have, like, a future together.
00:05:39So it's more important.
00:05:41You know, I don't even know why I'm telling you any of this shit.
00:05:44Hey, hey, it's all right.
00:05:45Listen.
00:05:47Just relax.
00:05:48I'll take my shirt off and I'll cheer you up.
00:05:49Now, come on.
00:05:50Huh, no.
00:05:52All right.
00:05:55Oh, you okay?
00:05:56Lucy, you okay?
00:05:57Lucy.
00:06:06That's not mine.
00:06:10And this definitely isn't mine.
00:06:13Where the fuck am I?
00:06:16What's up?
00:06:18You're in my place.
00:06:20I'm relaxed.
00:06:20Everything's cool.
00:06:21I ain't stealing your kidneys.
00:06:23Did you change my clothes?
00:06:24You, uh, fell on ya.
00:06:26Hit your head.
00:06:27You were kind of like swimming around with this puddle of beer, so...
00:06:32I gave you my shirt.
00:06:34Don't worry.
00:06:35Don't worry.
00:06:36I wasn't peeking.
00:06:38I mean, all that much, but...
00:06:40Ew.
00:06:41Oh, my God.
00:06:45God, this is such a nightmare.
00:06:47My fucking ex-boyfriend cheated on me with my roommate,
00:06:50and now I've been abducted by Blake Ashburn, of all people.
00:06:55How come every time you say my name, you say it like it's an insult?
00:06:57You know, do you remember when you duct taped Adam's car last year?
00:07:02No.
00:07:02Yeah, that was my car.
00:07:05My bad.
00:07:07I mean, you gotta admit that was pretty funny, right?
00:07:09No.
00:07:09I thought it was Adam's car, and he deserved it.
00:07:11Why do you guys hate each other so much?
00:07:14Ah.
00:07:15We have some mystery.
00:07:16Oh, my God.
00:07:17I feel, I feel so, so stupid right now.
00:07:21You know what I think is fucked up?
00:07:23The way that Adam keeps trying to destroy your confidence.
00:07:25What if he's right?
00:07:26Maybe, maybe I am bad at having sex.
00:07:30That's what guys like him do.
00:07:32They make you feel smaller so he can feel better about himself.
00:07:35And it's pathetic.
00:07:36But seriously, don't want to get you.
00:07:38So what?
00:07:39I should just, just pretend like I'm fine?
00:07:43I don't know.
00:07:44You should get back at him.
00:07:48What are you saying?
00:07:49Don't you want to hurt him the way that he hurts you?
00:07:52Maybe.
00:07:53I don't know.
00:07:54You do.
00:07:56And I want to knock him off his game before the playoffs.
00:07:58What are you thinking?
00:08:03Lately, I've been staring at the dark.
00:08:07Am I in a dimension to heart?
00:08:10That you sleep with me.
00:08:12Struggle with the men.
00:08:16What?
00:08:17No!
00:08:18Not for real.
00:08:19Pretend sex.
00:08:20No, no, no, no.
00:08:22No, absolutely not!
00:08:23Listen, you pretend to have sex with me just to get under Adam's skin and mess him up before the
00:08:28game.
00:08:28But it's not real.
00:08:29It's fake.
00:08:30I am not taking my clothes off for you.
00:08:32You wouldn't have to take your clothes off.
00:08:34It's fake.
00:08:34Well, you're like the biggest man whore at the school.
00:08:36I don't trust you at all.
00:08:38That man whore stuff is a total ruin.
00:08:40It's bullshit.
00:08:41And once Adam sees us together, he's going to be totally jealous.
00:08:44And he's going to regret that he ever hooked up with somebody else.
00:08:47Okay?
00:08:47I promise.
00:08:49You're like the enemy.
00:08:50I would never do that to my team.
00:08:52That's your problem.
00:08:54Alright.
00:08:56What are you looking at?
00:08:58What is that?
00:08:59No!
00:09:00Give it to me!
00:09:01Give it!
00:09:02Just!
00:09:04Yes!
00:09:07Honestly, I couldn't have done it without my girl.
00:09:10She keeps me grounded and she makes me the best hot chocolate in the world.
00:09:15That's my hot...
00:09:16I make that hot chocolate for him!
00:09:18So yeah.
00:09:19This one's for you, babe.
00:09:22Oh my fucking god!
00:09:24Oh my god!
00:09:26It's not your team.
00:09:27Okay?
00:09:29Look, you stole my win.
00:09:31And you broke your heart.
00:09:33Why don't you say me and you, we get some revenge.
00:09:37Okay.
00:09:39What, what, why do I have to do?
00:09:49You could start by making some hot chocolate for me.
00:10:00Still making me hot chocolates, I see.
00:10:02I'm Adam's girlfriend now.
00:10:04I'm Adam's girlfriend now.
00:10:04You are just embarrassing yourself.
00:10:06I mean, seriously, that outfit?
00:10:08Did you get dressed in the dark this morning?
00:10:12Here.
00:10:13You fix it.
00:10:14What?
00:10:17Excuse me.
00:10:20Sorry, sir.
00:10:21She made this for me.
00:10:24Okay.
00:10:25Mmm.
00:10:26Damn, that's good.
00:10:28Thank you, baby.
00:10:29Yeah.
00:10:35Of course.
00:10:37Baby.
00:10:39What the hell's going on here?
00:10:42Oh, you haven't heard the news?
00:10:43We're hooking up.
00:10:46There's no way.
00:10:48Oh, you don't believe me?
00:10:50Baby, why don't you lick this off my finger like you did last night?
00:10:57Blake, if you're trying to make me believe that you and Lucy had sex,
00:11:01you're wasting your time.
00:11:19Mmm.
00:11:21Yummy.
00:11:23Mmm.
00:11:25Yummy.
00:11:27Yeah, she's very thorough.
00:11:29You know what I mean.
00:11:30I love dairy.
00:11:32She does.
00:11:34Monkey.
00:11:37Oh, what's the matter, big boy?
00:11:40You can move on, but Lucy can't?
00:11:41I think that's called, what, toxic masculinity?
00:11:43You fuck?
00:11:45I don't care.
00:11:46Yeah, well, I hope that's true.
00:11:48It's because you're going to lose the gay man and your girl on the same night then.
00:11:51My girl's right here.
00:11:53I upgraded.
00:11:56Yeah, sure.
00:11:58Well, I don't know about you guys, but, uh,
00:12:01I can't keep my hands off of her.
00:12:04Jesus Christ.
00:12:05What?
00:12:10Oh, shit.
00:12:11I have to go along with this.
00:12:17What?
00:12:17Well, what do you say?
00:12:18I think we've got enough time to squeeze in a quickie before the game.
00:12:22Really?
00:12:25Yeah.
00:12:26Yeah, baby.
00:12:27Later, fucker.
00:12:34Come on, Adam, forget about them.
00:12:37They're just losers.
00:12:39Yeah.
00:12:41Okay, this better work.
00:12:43It's gonna work, trust me.
00:12:45It's gonna take the bait.
00:12:48All right, you ready to put on a show?
00:12:50Yeah.
00:12:51Let's go.
00:12:52Let's move.
00:12:53Let's go.
00:12:56Let's go.
00:13:07Alright.
00:13:11God, she looks incredible.
00:13:17What, what? Do I look okay?
00:13:20Oh, perfect.
00:13:23Let's do this.
00:13:43You ready?
00:13:46What if he doesn't even come in here?
00:13:49Did you see that look on his face?
00:13:51The look of pure jealousy?
00:13:53He's gonna come in here, trust me.
00:13:55All right. Remain when you are.
00:14:03Okay.
00:14:05It's kind of like kissing a mannequin, but...
00:14:07You can do better than that.
00:14:09I'm just nervous.
00:14:11Okay.
00:14:12Why don't we take a deep breath?
00:14:17The first rule is eye contact.
00:14:22A little bit true is confidence.
00:14:25Move the way that you want to move.
00:14:27Trust yourself.
00:14:29And number three, physical touch.
00:14:33Touch me like you want me to feel you.
00:14:36I'm taking every moment, every second.
00:14:41And lean in like you want to tell me a secret.
00:14:44Okay?
00:14:48Your turn.
00:15:01Just trust me.
00:15:03Just trust me.
00:15:10Can you show me how to lie again?
00:15:16Can you show me how to prove myself again?
00:15:24She wouldn't.
00:15:26And perfect.
00:15:27Let's roll.
00:15:28And now for a little surprise.
00:15:29We're going behind the scenes to catch star player, Blake Ashburn, before the game.
00:15:42Hey, Adam.
00:15:45Oh my God!
00:15:55All right, you're going to shoot.
00:15:57Come on, get the fuck out of here.
00:16:00Fucking vultures.
00:16:02Fuck.
00:16:03You okay?
00:16:04Oh my God.
00:16:05It's the camera.
00:16:07I'll handle it.
00:16:08I'm a professional.
00:16:16Can you tell us a little bit about what we just saw in there?
00:16:19Who was that?
00:16:20Is she one of your latest flings?
00:16:22The one?
00:16:23No, I'm too fling for her.
00:16:25Oh, come on.
00:16:26A young athlete of you has got to have a rotating roster of girls.
00:16:30No, you see, that girl was, uh...
00:16:34She's my girlfriend.
00:16:47And actually, I'm going to win the game for her tonight.
00:16:50Sophie, excuse me.
00:16:52Mr. Blake, please, can you tell us more?
00:16:53We'd love to know more.
00:16:54Please, Mr. Blake!
00:16:59What have I done?
00:17:09Isn't that the girl from the Jungle Tron?
00:17:11Oh God, I am so humiliated.
00:17:14The one Blake called her girlfriend?
00:17:16She's so lucky.
00:17:18Huh?
00:17:20Woo!
00:17:21Let's go, Blake!
00:17:23Woo!
00:17:24You think you can just steal my girl?
00:17:26I already did.
00:17:29Good luck with my sloppy seconds.
00:17:30You know, I had her screaming my name last night.
00:17:38What the fuck is that?
00:17:39No, no, what the fuck is that?
00:17:40Hey, hey, hey, hey, we're done, we're done.
00:17:42Hey, we started it.
00:17:43Let's go, let's go to the box.
00:17:51Blake!
00:17:52You're going to do this!
00:17:54No!
00:17:55No, Blake!
00:17:59Blake!
00:17:59Hey, no, I'm still winning!
00:18:03Go Blake!
00:18:04Blake, Blake, Blake, Blake!
00:18:06Come on, guys!
00:18:07Blake, Blake, Blake, Blake, Blake, Blake!
00:18:10Blake, Blake, Blake!
00:18:11What do they got, huh?
00:18:12Good job.
00:18:13So tell me, now that I've won, do I get a kiss?
00:18:21Woo!
00:18:26Okay, it's just for show, and I'm going to kill him later.
00:18:38A couple hours ago, I wanted to kill you, but your plan worked, so.
00:18:45I'm sorry that I told everybody that you were my girlfriend.
00:18:51I just didn't want the reporters to skew it so it looked like you were just some random
00:18:59groupie.
00:19:00I think you deserve a lot more than that.
00:19:02Thanks.
00:19:03Wow.
00:19:03Blake isn't as bad as I thought he was.
00:19:06You know what I was thinking?
00:19:07My plan worked so well, and Adam got so mad, why don't we keep this going, you know, till
00:19:14the end of the season?
00:19:15You know, I'll win the playoffs, and you'll get your revenge.
00:19:26Rules.
00:19:27Rules.
00:19:28Love her.
00:19:29Good.
00:19:31Okay, well, number one.
00:19:33We only do what's necessary.
00:19:35No random touching.
00:19:36Well, what about?
00:19:38Now hear me now.
00:19:39What?
00:19:45No, no, no, no.
00:19:46Who's it?
00:19:46Hey.
00:19:47You can look, but you can't touch.
00:19:50Unless it's necessary.
00:19:53Okay.
00:19:53All right.
00:19:55Rule number two is no hooking up with other people.
00:20:03No hooking up?
00:20:05Why?
00:20:06Because you're jealous?
00:20:10What?
00:20:11No.
00:20:12It's not why, okay?
00:20:14I just, uh, I think that we need to make the story believable.
00:20:18Story.
00:20:20Yep.
00:20:21Okay, fine.
00:20:22Three.
00:20:23Okay, we have to go to events together.
00:20:26So, games, the dining hall for lunch, um, the charity gala.
00:20:31What?
00:20:31What about the post-game victory party that's happening tonight?
00:20:35It's tonight?
00:20:37Mm-hmm.
00:20:38Mmm, I don't, I don't have anything to wear.
00:20:41So.
00:20:42What are you talking about?
00:20:43You're wearing the perfect outfit right now.
00:20:46Third jersey?
00:20:48Welcome to the team, Lucy.
00:20:53No touching.
00:20:55Shut up!
00:20:56Shut up!
00:20:57Shut up!
00:20:57Shut up!
00:20:58Shut up!
00:20:59Shut up!
00:21:00Okay, Bree, it's just a party.
00:21:03A very loud party of Blake's teammates who might actually hate me.
00:21:09Oh!
00:21:10Look who it is!
00:21:12Blake!
00:21:13What a bust you guys doing a fucking job today.
00:21:17Boys, this is Lucy.
00:21:20Hi.
00:21:20Lucy, our lucky charm.
00:21:23Oh, God.
00:21:25You guys all saw that.
00:21:27Hey, and we appreciate what you did for the team.
00:21:30He must be pretty special if he's showing off on the big screen and calling his girlfriend.
00:21:33It's not like he hasn't had other girlfriends before.
00:21:38Oh, uh, he's had girls before.
00:21:41Lots of them.
00:21:42All right.
00:21:43Take it easy.
00:21:45He's just, he's never brought one to a party before.
00:21:48Huh.
00:21:48So he'll sleep with them, but he won't even invite them out.
00:21:51Just like I thought.
00:21:52A man whore.
00:21:54Well, I had to bring her out.
00:21:55I mean, my God, look how good she looks in my jersey.
00:22:03You're wearing his jersey now?
00:22:05Seriously?
00:22:08You're wearing his jersey now?
00:22:10Honestly, Lucy, this is getting pathetic.
00:22:11You embarrassed yourself in front of thousands of people?
00:22:13And now what?
00:22:14Surely think you're his girlfriend or something?
00:22:16Like this.
00:22:18You know what's pretty fucking pathetic?
00:22:19Is you harassing me at a party.
00:22:21Why don't you get a light?
00:22:23Burn!
00:22:25Damn!
00:22:26Get him!
00:22:28I guess if you two are hooking up, I have to offer you my sympathies, Blake.
00:22:32What is that supposed to mean?
00:22:34It means you're the most boring lay on the face of the planet.
00:22:38You got this right?
00:22:39She just lays there dead like a starfish.
00:22:41Doesn't even move a muscle.
00:22:43It's honestly weird.
00:22:45I'm gonna murder him with my bare hands.
00:22:49You know, I haven't noticed anything like that.
00:22:51Not from my very thorough experience.
00:22:54Maybe the problem's you, bro.
00:22:55I mean, Adam, are you sure everything's working down there?
00:22:58All right.
00:23:02Watch yourself, Ashburn.
00:23:04Don't fucking touch him over.
00:23:10You're gonna regret just being moved like that again.
00:23:13Oh, don't act like he didn't fucking love it.
00:23:21All right, you know what, guys?
00:23:23We're gonna go find a room.
00:23:24Oh!
00:23:26What?
00:23:27Later, Fonzie.
00:23:32Like...
00:23:33Like, what the fuck was that?
00:23:35Nothing.
00:23:35I mean, it totally showed him up, didn't it?
00:23:37Oh, my God.
00:23:40This is all for show.
00:23:41Bet they're doing nothing in there.
00:23:43All right.
00:23:44It's time to celebrate.
00:23:45So...
00:23:46Sell what?
00:23:47Some sex.
00:23:50Oh, yeah, Lucy.
00:23:51Right there.
00:23:52Oh, my God.
00:23:52We're having fake sex with you.
00:23:54You have to.
00:23:55Did you hear what he just said about you?
00:23:56Now's your chance to get some revenge, all right?
00:23:58Oh, my God.
00:23:59This is so humiliating.
00:24:02It's quiet in there.
00:24:04That Lucy chickened out.
00:24:06Come on.
00:24:07I'm chickened.
00:24:08Okay.
00:24:09Oh, my God.
00:24:11Yeah, Blake.
00:24:12Mmm.
00:24:13Yeah.
00:24:16Jump up and down.
00:24:17Jump up and down.
00:24:18Okay.
00:24:19Wow, Lucy.
00:24:20You are so focused in.
00:24:21Oh, yeah.
00:24:23I've been stretching, baby.
00:24:25I've been you little slut.
00:24:27Oh, what's that, Lucy?
00:24:28I'm the biggest you've ever seen?
00:24:30So much bigger than Adam.
00:24:32Yeah, yeah.
00:24:32You're getting a little...
00:24:36Jesus fucking Christ.
00:24:37What are they doing in there?
00:24:41Oh, my God, Blake.
00:24:43Oh, yeah.
00:24:44Right there, Lucy.
00:24:44Don't stop.
00:24:45Don't stop.
00:24:51Take it home, Lucy.
00:24:54Blake!
00:24:55Blake!
00:24:56Blake!
00:24:58Blake!
00:24:58No!
00:25:00Did she just finish?
00:25:01That's it.
00:25:02I'm going to go get him.
00:25:06Here she comes.
00:25:07Come on.
00:25:07Here she comes.
00:25:08All right.
00:25:09Take your shirt off.
00:25:10What?
00:25:12No, I'm not taking my shirt off.
00:25:13You have to take your shirt off or we're gonna get caught.
00:25:15Come on.
00:25:33You've got some nerve, Lucy.
00:25:35God, you're such a fucking pervert.
00:25:36What, you just couldn't pass the opportunity for another show?
00:25:39This is stupid.
00:25:40I'm out of here.
00:25:41Bye-bye.
00:25:42I'm a fucking cuck.
00:25:45I'm a fucking cuck.
00:25:47Oh, my God.
00:25:50Wow.
00:25:51That was, uh...
00:25:52Too much?
00:25:53No, no.
00:25:54I'm, uh...
00:25:56Very impressed.
00:25:57It was very convincing.
00:25:58You get so good at fake orgasm, huh?
00:26:00I don't know.
00:26:01I guess I've had a lot of practice.
00:26:03At, uh, at baking it?
00:26:09Lucy, have you ever had a real orgasm?
00:26:13No.
00:26:15Never?
00:26:15Never in your whole life?
00:26:17No.
00:26:17Like, when me and Adam would do it, it was just, like, he'd finish and then that was it.
00:26:21Wow.
00:26:22Like pathetic human being.
00:26:26Yeah.
00:26:26Yeah.
00:26:32I could help you with that.
00:26:37If you want me to.
00:26:40Is this serious?
00:26:42Is this happening?
00:26:44Do...
00:26:44Do I want this to be happening?
00:26:47Wait, I can't trust Blake.
00:26:49He's a total playboy.
00:26:50Uh, well...
00:26:51We have...
00:26:52Rules.
00:26:54Yeah, I know.
00:26:54I was...
00:26:55I'm just saying, you know.
00:26:56Well, I don't know.
00:26:57Do you think we, like, took it too far?
00:26:59Do we...
00:26:59Do we do too much?
00:27:00No.
00:27:00I mean, listen.
00:27:02You didn't get turned on by us having fake sex?
00:27:04It was...
00:27:05It was fake.
00:27:06Keyword, fake.
00:27:07It's not real.
00:27:08It's just, um...
00:27:09You had to get revenge.
00:27:10Yes, I know that.
00:27:11Then don't say stuff like that.
00:27:12Okay.
00:27:13I got it.
00:27:14Strictly professional.
00:27:15Sounds like I have feelings for you anyways.
00:27:17Good.
00:27:17Good.
00:27:20Alright.
00:27:21I'm walking home.
00:27:22Wait, what?
00:27:23We're leaving?
00:27:23Yeah.
00:27:25Did I say something to upset him?
00:27:27Let's get the fuck out of this place.
00:27:30Why do I feel like I just messed everything up?
00:27:38Okay.
00:27:39This one's me.
00:27:41Thank you for, you know, walking me home.
00:27:43No problem.
00:27:44I'll see you tomorrow?
00:27:46For fake dating purposes only, right?
00:27:48Obviously.
00:27:50Obviously.
00:27:54You know what I mean?
00:27:55Well...
00:27:56Good night.
00:27:58Good night.
00:28:03Good night.
00:28:04This is good.
00:28:06Definitely doesn't sting at all.
00:28:14What are you doing?
00:28:16Why are you throwing my clothes on the floor?
00:28:18I am kicking you out.
00:28:19What?
00:28:20You can't just kick me out.
00:28:21This is literally my room too.
00:28:22Yes I can.
00:28:23I talked to housing.
00:28:25Adam's dad made a call.
00:28:26No, that is not fair.
00:28:27What am I supposed to do?
00:28:28Where am I supposed to go?
00:28:29This is my bed.
00:28:30You slept with the enemy and cost Adam his game.
00:28:33What did you think was gonna happen?
00:28:35You slept with my boyfriend.
00:28:36You should be the one to go.
00:28:38You can tell your sob story to your fellow homeless friends.
00:28:41What?
00:28:42No, stop!
00:28:44These are my clothes.
00:28:45Stop!
00:28:46What are you doing?
00:28:47Get out of my room!
00:28:51Where the hell am I supposed to go now?
00:28:56What's up, Lucy?
00:28:57You know, if you wanted me to stay so bad, you could have just asked.
00:29:00I need to do a whole, uh, strip tease.
00:29:03What?
00:29:04Well, my roommate, um, Emma just kicked me out.
00:29:07Oh.
00:29:10Yep.
00:29:12Well, you need a place to stay?
00:29:14What?
00:29:15You could stay with me.
00:29:18No.
00:29:19I got two bedrooms.
00:29:20You have your own space.
00:29:21But, but, no.
00:29:22That, that is, that's a terrible idea.
00:29:24We're fake data.
00:29:26Nobody would think anything of it.
00:29:37It's a bad idea.
00:29:40Let's go.
00:29:41Oh!
00:29:47So, uh, your room is gonna be downstairs.
00:29:50Mine's upstairs.
00:29:52But, feel free to use the fridge, kitchen, TV, it's all yours.
00:29:56Alright?
00:29:58You, uh, want some wine?
00:29:59Sure, yeah.
00:30:15I have a question.
00:30:18What's your question?
00:30:20Why are you helping me?
00:30:21Because I like you, Lucy.
00:30:25Because we have a quest for revenge.
00:30:27A common enemy.
00:30:29I feel like there's something else.
00:30:32And it's not just this rivalry you have with Adam.
00:30:36Why do you hate him so much?
00:30:40My dad died when I was 16.
00:30:44I'm sorry.
00:30:45Hey.
00:30:48Me and Adam, we were on the same team.
00:30:50He was one of the first people that I told.
00:30:52And then he takes it upon himself to go to the coach and tell him that my head's not in
00:30:57the right space.
00:30:58That I'm distracted.
00:31:00And I get kicked off the team.
00:31:02That's ridiculous.
00:31:04It was just me and my mom.
00:31:06All we had was hockey.
00:31:08Hockey's the only thing that makes our life feel normal again.
00:31:12Do you think she puts too much pressure on you?
00:31:15Yeah.
00:31:15Absolutely.
00:31:17But I think that's okay.
00:31:19That's my job.
00:31:27I think you're a lot more than just a hockey player.
00:31:39It's been a long day.
00:31:41Get some sleep.
00:31:46Good night.
00:31:55Lucy, have you ever had a real orgasm?
00:31:58No.
00:31:59Never had an orgasm.
00:32:13Strictly professional.
00:32:25Blake Ashburn?
00:32:26Yes.
00:32:27Stand for me, please.
00:32:30Awesome.
00:32:31Thank you very much.
00:32:32I'm Roman.
00:32:33This was a bad idea.
00:32:35A very thoughtful, well-intentioned, incredibly bad idea.
00:32:49Good morning.
00:32:51Good morning.
00:32:52Good morning.
00:32:53What is that?
00:32:59Woo!
00:33:00Sorry.
00:33:02You're so jumpy this morning.
00:33:04What do you think?
00:33:04Um, I think it's just because I'm so excited about life right now.
00:33:08Um, but, uh, I got practice at like 745, so I gotta go.
00:33:12Bye-bye.
00:33:15Hey, little sis.
00:33:17I heard what happened with Emma.
00:33:19The worst.
00:33:21I gotta go.
00:33:22All right, good.
00:33:26Bye.
00:33:29I sent you a care package.
00:33:30It should have arrived by now.
00:33:32Love you.
00:33:42Love you.
00:33:43I just got it.
00:33:44I'm gonna open it now.
00:33:51Whoa!
00:33:53How did my sister get me a fucking vibrator?
00:33:57I'm not using that.
00:33:59She's so funny.
00:34:19Oh!
00:34:21Oh, my God.
00:34:35Oh, my God.
00:34:38Oh, my God.
00:34:40Oh, my God.
00:34:42I wanna taste you, sweet delight.
00:34:47And I'll trace you, skin on mine.
00:34:51Oh, my God.
00:34:53Oh, my God.
00:34:54You're following my lead.
00:34:57Like the sea set on fire.
00:35:02Ooh, giving it up to me.
00:35:04Let's make it physical.
00:35:07Boy.
00:35:12Oh, my God, Blake, you're so high.
00:35:15You're so hot.
00:35:21For Lucy, love your big sis, Grace.
00:35:25How sweet.
00:35:35Oh, shit.
00:35:36She found it.
00:35:39And she's liking it.
00:35:46Dude, don't listen to Lucy getting freaky right now.
00:35:49Respect her privacy.
00:35:52Blake, you're so hot.
00:35:54Huh?
00:35:55She's thinking about me.
00:35:57This is really good.
00:36:00Phew, he's not home yet.
00:36:02That vibrator was a lot louder than I thought it was going to be.
00:36:10How was your morning?
00:36:12Fine.
00:36:14Your sister got you this.
00:36:18Oh, my God.
00:36:20My sister didn't send me the vibrator.
00:36:22But then who?
00:36:26So, um, there was a package by the door that wasn't from my sister?
00:36:33Um, no.
00:36:35That crosses the line so much.
00:36:37You cannot just...
00:36:38Come on, relax.
00:36:39Listen, you know, I was going to return it, but then it seemed like you were enjoying it so much.
00:36:46So, you heard me.
00:36:49I was trying to be a gentleman about the whole thing, but then, uh, I heard you say my name.
00:36:54Can you just stop talking?
00:36:55Okay?
00:36:55Hey, come on.
00:36:56What?
00:36:58You know, I really liked it.
00:37:00This is getting way too real.
00:37:02What if he's just like Adam and I get my heart broken again?
00:37:04No, okay, okay.
00:37:05All right.
00:37:06Stop.
00:37:06No, we're not doing this.
00:37:08Let's just end the contract.
00:37:09Oh, you want to end the contract?
00:37:11Um, after the gala, we're going to be done.
00:37:13That's what you want?
00:37:14Yeah.
00:37:23That has to be what I want.
00:37:25You can't trust him, Lucy.
00:37:27Clearly you can.
00:37:31Lucy, come on, open the door.
00:37:34Look, it was my bad, all right?
00:37:36I shouldn't have got you that gift.
00:37:37It was totally crossing the line, but just open the door.
00:37:41I'll make it up to you.
00:37:41I promise.
00:37:43How?
00:37:43I'll take you shopping.
00:37:45Shopping?
00:37:46I think all of your clothes are in the bushes underneath Emma's windows.
00:37:49Come on, I'll get you a new dress for the charity gala.
00:37:52I'll take you to the mall.
00:37:54You can get a mall pretzel.
00:37:56Whoa.
00:37:59Did you say mall pretzel?
00:38:01I did.
00:38:03Fine.
00:38:03All right, well, then your gowns and your pretzels will eat you.
00:38:06Why does he have to be so goddamn charming?
00:38:10Come on.
00:38:29What are you doing?
00:38:31I've been getting tailored clothes since I was a little kid.
00:38:33Put your arms up.
00:38:39God, look at his hands.
00:38:43I'm falling into you.
00:38:46No one loves me like you do.
00:38:50Thought that you and I went through.
00:38:53But I'm falling into you.
00:38:56I'm falling into you.
00:38:58Better face her on me.
00:38:59There's nothing left to lose.
00:39:02No one loves me like you do.
00:39:05I'm falling into you.
00:39:07Do it.
00:39:08Kiss me.
00:39:09Just do it.
00:39:12Hi, welcome.
00:39:13Can I help you?
00:39:14Hi.
00:39:15Yes.
00:39:16Yes, we are looking for a very beautiful dress.
00:39:20I've got the perfect one.
00:39:33What do you think?
00:39:39Blake.
00:39:42I think it's amazing.
00:39:45I think it's totally you and you're beautiful.
00:39:50You two are adorable.
00:39:51Such a lovely couple.
00:39:54Oh, thank you.
00:39:55You know, I think so too.
00:39:57So what do we think?
00:39:59We taking this dress home?
00:40:00Yes.
00:40:04Wait, Blake, it's $8,000.
00:40:07$8,000 to see you in that dress?
00:40:09Seems like a steal to me.
00:40:12Here you go.
00:40:19Hi.
00:40:21Oh.
00:40:25Why are we in a lingerie shop?
00:40:26Because if I was your boyfriend, everybody loves a ring.
00:40:28But you're not.
00:40:31Hi.
00:40:32Hi.
00:40:33What size bra?
00:40:34She's a 34B.
00:40:37What the hell?
00:40:38I don't know.
00:40:38How do you know my bra size?
00:40:40I eyeballed.
00:40:41You can't eyeball my boobs.
00:40:42I can and I will.
00:40:48You're impossible.
00:40:49And you love it.
00:40:52Since when do you buy lingerie?
00:40:58Since when do you buy lingerie?
00:41:00Since I have someone that I actually want to wear it for.
00:41:03You forget that I know you, Lucy.
00:41:05I can tell when you're trying to be someone you're not.
00:41:07I don't think I actually am trying to become the person that I've always wanted to be.
00:41:11Without you.
00:41:12Can I help you?
00:41:14We're shopping.
00:41:15Hey, babe.
00:41:16I like that one.
00:41:17Oh, yeah.
00:41:17That's the red one?
00:41:18Yeah.
00:41:18So sexy.
00:41:21Cute, right?
00:41:22I like it.
00:41:24What do you think, Adam?
00:41:25Think she'll look good in this?
00:41:27Actually, you know what?
00:41:27Don't answer that.
00:41:28It's really none of your business.
00:41:29Because I'm the one who's going to be seeing her in it.
00:41:30Not you.
00:41:31True.
00:41:32You're just doing this to piss me off.
00:41:34Oh, no.
00:41:35It's definitely an added bonus, but I'm really just doing it because my girlfriend is super
00:41:39hot.
00:41:43And you're not so bad yourself, baby.
00:41:46You need to stay away from Blake, okay?
00:41:48He's just using you.
00:41:50Get your fucking hand off of me.
00:41:51You're going to get your heart broken, Lucy.
00:41:53He's just using you to get back with his supermodel ex-girlfriend.
00:41:58Hey, Adam.
00:41:59Watch her.
00:42:01Look her up.
00:42:02You're not his type.
00:42:05I don't trust you.
00:42:06And we're over.
00:42:08So can you just get the fuck out of my face?
00:42:10I think we both know that's a lie.
00:42:12It's not.
00:42:12Shut the fuck up.
00:42:17Adam, what is going on here?
00:42:19Oh, my God.
00:42:21Oh, my God.
00:42:22Seriously?
00:42:23Oh, my God.
00:42:24Seriously?
00:42:25You know, it's starting to smell like shit in here.
00:42:27Come on.
00:42:28Let's go, baby.
00:42:34Hold up.
00:42:36Did that feel good?
00:42:38Yeah.
00:42:39It felt pretty good.
00:42:41You look good.
00:42:45So, uh, how about we go get those bristles?
00:42:49Yes.
00:42:49I'm actually so hungry.
00:42:51Let's go.
00:42:52Okay.
00:42:54Plague makes me feel so safe.
00:42:57But this is fake.
00:42:58This is all fake.
00:42:59Maybe he's just good at pretending.
00:43:03Why are you so obsessed with them?
00:43:06Oh, my God.
00:43:07Can we please not start with this?
00:43:09You're not obsessed with them.
00:43:11You're obsessed with her.
00:43:12At least she doesn't yap nonstop like you.
00:43:16Jesus Christ.
00:43:17Can you just give it a break?
00:43:18You have been obsessed with her ever since she started hooking up with Blake.
00:43:22Okay?
00:43:22I am your girlfriend now.
00:43:24Remember?
00:43:25Yeah.
00:43:25And this isn't working anymore.
00:43:29Adam?
00:43:36Why do I care so much that I'm not his type when tonight is the last night of our fake
00:43:40relationship?
00:43:41God, get a grip, Lucy.
00:43:43So we got my suit.
00:43:45We got your beautiful dress and we got your beautiful shoes.
00:43:48Together we make the beauty and the beast.
00:44:00So you're looking at pictures of my ex-girlfriend, huh?
00:44:04Why are you doing that?
00:44:07I'm sure you still want to go to the call with me.
00:44:11Because it's fine if you don't.
00:44:13I know I'm not some supermodel.
00:44:17If Adam ever said anything like that, it's because he's an insecure little bitch who's
00:44:21just trying to destroy your confidence.
00:44:23All right?
00:44:23Don't let him.
00:44:24I'm serious.
00:44:26I know I'm nothing like her.
00:44:28I don't, like, measure up to her at all.
00:44:30You're a million times better than her.
00:44:32In every single fucking way.
00:44:35Okay, well then why did you guys break up?
00:44:37Uh, we broke up because she's a horrible person.
00:44:40She's mean.
00:44:41She's not nice.
00:44:42She's not charismatic and beautiful and funny and charming like you.
00:44:46She's the one that doesn't compare to you.
00:44:48I believe that.
00:44:51And I do take pretty good photos.
00:44:53You do.
00:44:54You're an amazing photographer.
00:44:55You're an amazing artist.
00:44:57You're beautiful, Lucy.
00:45:01And, you know, you're an amazing photographer who's never taken a picture of yours truly,
00:45:05so I should be the one who's upset.
00:45:08Oh, yeah?
00:45:08Yeah.
00:45:10That's what you think.
00:45:11What do you mean?
00:45:14What are you doing?
00:45:16What is that?
00:45:19I don't know.
00:45:20What is that?
00:45:22I have a surprise for you.
00:45:25Ta-da!
00:45:31Oh, my God.
00:45:33It's so sick.
00:45:34Take a look.
00:45:34Let me see.
00:45:35Yes!
00:45:37It's awesome.
00:45:38It's super awesome.
00:45:40You really didn't have to do that.
00:45:42Of course I did.
00:45:43Consider it, like, my thank you for, you know, letting me stay here and buying me all these
00:45:48clothes and stuff.
00:45:49Yeah, we did all those fake orgasms and all those fake kisses, too.
00:45:53Come on.
00:45:54Okay.
00:45:56Whoa!
00:45:57I guess that, too.
00:45:59Sure.
00:46:00Thank you for that.
00:46:01You know what?
00:46:02It was my pleasure.
00:46:03Stop.
00:46:05I'm serious.
00:46:08You know, you act like a cocky asshole, but I think you're a pretty decent guy.
00:46:15Don't tell anybody, or I don't ruin my reputation.
00:46:18Don't worry.
00:46:19I won't.
00:46:21Seriously.
00:46:31That was the coolest thing that anybody's ever done for me.
00:46:35I'm glad you like it.
00:46:37I do.
00:46:38You know, I think it's better than any photo I've ever taken of Adam.
00:46:42If Adam were to ask you to get back together with him tonight, what would you say?
00:46:49I don't know.
00:46:53I want to donate to that.
00:46:58I'm sorry I asked.
00:47:02Well, why don't we get dressed?
00:47:06You know, you're still my fake girlfriend tonight, so I'm going to enjoy it.
00:47:12Yeah.
00:47:29Oh, they're all staring.
00:47:32Don't trip.
00:47:33Don't emotionally implode.
00:47:35Hey, you look nice.
00:47:38Thanks, X.
00:47:40Not as nice as Sophia.
00:47:43Blake's X.
00:47:44Hi, boys.
00:47:46Oh, what is that supposed to mean?
00:47:48Oh, she was just the last girl that Blake brought to one of these things.
00:47:52She's a model.
00:47:54You're nowhere near her league.
00:48:00Emma, why don't you fly out of here on the broomstick you came in on?
00:48:03Leave my girl alone.
00:48:05Come with me.
00:48:15God, don't listen to her.
00:48:17You look beautiful.
00:48:19He's just saying that.
00:48:20How could he ever think I'm beautiful after being with someone like Sophia?
00:48:23Yeah.
00:48:24So, this is it, huh?
00:48:30Yep.
00:48:32The charity gala.
00:48:34The end of our professional agreement.
00:48:39Clean ending.
00:48:40You know, just like we talked about.
00:48:43Yeah.
00:48:44Clean.
00:48:51Well, you know, it's been fun fake dating him.
00:48:53Fake dating?
00:48:55I knew it.
00:49:00You too.
00:49:02It's been fun.
00:49:09You know, it's crazy how easy it was to make my ex jealous.
00:49:14Yeah, but after this, we go back to real life.
00:49:18Yeah.
00:49:19You got what you wanted, right?
00:49:21You showed him.
00:49:22That you are so worth choosing.
00:49:24I mean, you are.
00:49:30Ladies and gentlemen, we'll be getting our presentation shortly.
00:49:34Well.
00:49:35Blake, can I see you for just a second?
00:49:37We got a few things we need to verify.
00:49:40Um, yeah.
00:49:42Sure.
00:49:44We're back.
00:49:51Lucy.
00:49:52Lucy.
00:49:52Can I talk to you for a minute?
00:49:53Adam, right now is not the time, okay?
00:49:56Please.
00:49:56Just for five minutes.
00:50:01Okay.
00:50:01Sure.
00:50:09I screwed up.
00:50:10I know.
00:50:11You cheated on me with my roommate.
00:50:14Emma isn't you.
00:50:15She never supported me like you did.
00:50:18She never believed in me.
00:50:19And I'm sorry about what I said about you being bad in bed.
00:50:22I just...
00:50:23I was jealous.
00:50:25I've actually missed you.
00:50:27A lot.
00:50:29Breaking out with you was the biggest mistake of my life.
00:50:35God, you're so beautiful.
00:50:42Really?
00:50:43Yeah.
00:51:00Well, I guess she got what she wants.
00:51:03Maybe she should be with Adam.
00:51:09This should feel better.
00:51:12What's wrong?
00:51:13I...
00:51:13No, no.
00:51:15This doesn't feel right.
00:51:17What are you talking about?
00:51:18I know the only reason you dated Blake was to get back at me and make me jealous.
00:51:23You...
00:51:24You know that?
00:51:26Congratulations.
00:51:27You made me jealous.
00:51:28Okay?
00:51:29So...
00:51:29I want you back now.
00:51:31Okay?
00:51:32No, no, no.
00:51:33I did...
00:51:35I did want you back, but...
00:51:38You're great, but...
00:51:38No, I don't want...
00:51:39I don't want that anymore.
00:51:41That kiss, it didn't feel right.
00:51:45And I'm sick and tired of chasing you.
00:51:48Okay?
00:51:48So this is it.
00:51:49This is it.
00:51:50We're done.
00:51:52Goodbye.
00:51:55Lucy!
00:52:01Adam, give it a rest.
00:52:03You only want Lucy because Blake wants her.
00:52:07You don't know what you're talking about.
00:52:13If he broke up with her, you would come crawling back to me.
00:52:18I have to break up Blake and Lucy.
00:52:26Blake, Blake, where are you?
00:52:29Where did you go?
00:52:35Hey, where did you go?
00:52:42All right, ladies and gentlemen, the moment you've all been waiting for, this year's youth sports.
00:52:49Impact Award goes to...
00:52:54Blake Ashford.
00:52:57Blake Ashford.
00:53:19I'm sure he's just out there practicing his slap shots.
00:53:23Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:53:36Here you are.
00:53:39Here you are.
00:53:41You know, if you want to package stuff, go ahead.
00:53:43Don't mind me.
00:53:46What?
00:53:47You literally just missed the entire fucking gala.
00:53:51Really, huh?
00:53:51Yeah.
00:53:52You know, I'm surprised you noticed if I was there and, uh, you seem pretty occupied.
00:53:56You're all cozy.
00:53:57That's your boy, Adam.
00:53:58Oh.
00:53:58Oh, yeah.
00:53:59Oh, yeah, you saw that.
00:54:00Okay.
00:54:00Yeah, I saw everything.
00:54:02You know, I thought that we were on a quest for revenge, but turns out you were just, uh,
00:54:07just trying to get back with it.
00:54:08All right.
00:54:09I'll admit it, okay?
00:54:10It was nice to see him jealous, and it felt good, okay?
00:54:14But I...
00:54:14Lucy, you were playing games with me.
00:54:16Let's be honest.
00:54:17That's okay.
00:54:19But if you're playing games, you know what?
00:54:21That's fine.
00:54:23We're playing my game.
00:54:24Let's make this sound more interesting.
00:54:26No, Blake, I'm...
00:54:28I'm not...
00:54:33Catch up.
00:54:34No, I'm not...
00:54:35I'm not drinking that.
00:54:36It's fucking disgusting.
00:54:37Lucy, I just saw the woman that I love kissing another man, so why don't you just please
00:54:40drink it?
00:54:42Come on.
00:54:44Okay.
00:54:46Fine.
00:54:58That is so strong.
00:54:59Oh, my God.
00:54:59It's, like, burning.
00:55:05Okay.
00:55:07Truth or dare?
00:55:10Uh...
00:55:10Truth?
00:55:12You getting back together with Adam?
00:55:15No.
00:55:16Blake, we are not back together.
00:55:18What do you mean you're not back together?
00:55:19I just saw you guys.
00:55:21Are you lying to me?
00:55:22What?
00:55:22Lucy, please, I can't take it.
00:55:24Do not lie to me right now.
00:55:25No, I was trying to tell you earlier, if you would have let me finish, that...
00:55:29Yeah, okay, you might have seen me kiss him, but I hated it.
00:55:31It was disgusting, and...
00:55:34I don't like him.
00:55:36Okay?
00:55:36I...
00:55:37I like someone else.
00:55:40I like someone else.
00:55:44Tell me who you like, Lucy.
00:55:46And please be very specific.
00:55:50Mm-mm.
00:55:51No.
00:55:52What?
00:55:53It's your turn.
00:55:54Truth or dare?
00:55:56I choose dare.
00:56:07You have to kiss me, and I'll tell you who I like.
00:56:10Oh, my wish you will, cause I got a thirst that can't be satisfied.
00:56:16You play with my heart, like a tarot cards, or you and my fate in your hand, so where I
00:56:27fall down.
00:56:30I know that I'll look at me, I'll tell you, I'll tell you, I'll tell you, I'll tell you, I'll
00:56:37tell you, I'll tell you, I'll tell you, I'll tell you, I'll tell you.
00:56:41Come on.
00:56:44What about me?
00:56:46You went and lost your name by you?
00:56:48Oh, I know.
00:56:50Truth or dare?
00:56:52Truth.
00:56:54Did you think about me?
00:56:56When?
00:56:57You know when?
00:57:00Of course I got up.
00:57:01And you, did you think about me?
00:57:04Mm?
00:57:06Lucy, I think about you every night.
00:57:11I feel like you've taken at you.
00:57:13Yeah.
00:57:13It didn't work.
00:57:15It was good.
00:57:18I don't know.
00:57:19Let's fix that.
00:57:21Right now.
00:57:30Okay.
00:57:33I don't want it to be fake.
00:57:36It's not going to be fake, baby.
00:57:37I don't want it to be fake.
00:57:38I want it to be real.
00:57:42So, I have a question.
00:57:46Does this mean our deal's over?
00:57:50Fuck that deal.
00:57:52It's always been real to me.
00:57:54If this is real, then there's always a chance my heart could get broken again.
00:58:00What?
00:58:01Lucy, what are you doing?
00:58:03Talk to me.
00:58:06Adam said I was really bad, so I don't want to disappoint you.
00:58:11Lucy, that would be impossible.
00:58:13You are the most beautiful person that I have ever met, and you care.
00:58:16And you've never been with anybody that made you feel safe, that made you feel loved.
00:58:21But I'm here now.
00:58:22No.
00:58:23And it's just me and you.
00:58:25There's nothing to fear.
00:58:27I know.
00:58:28And there's nothing to prove.
00:58:30I know.
00:58:31I'm not even faking it for so long.
00:58:33I want it to be good.
00:58:36We're going to take it slow.
00:58:38We don't have to do anything that you don't want to do.
00:58:47But you did say that you liked somebody.
00:58:51Is it me?
00:58:54Yes, it's you.
00:58:57Like, I like you.
00:59:00I've always wanted this to be real.
00:59:02Me too.
00:59:03Always.
00:59:14It's just right.
00:59:17You're right.
00:59:25Keep me.
00:59:26Keep me.
00:59:27Keep me.
00:59:28Keep me.
00:59:56What are you doing?
01:00:00I make you feel good.
01:00:02Yeah.
01:00:06Holy shit.
01:00:08Look at him.
01:00:10I'm a hockey player, baby.
01:00:12Which means I'm very determined.
01:00:15And my work ethic is very, very...
01:00:20unthoughtable.
01:00:23I'm not leaving a spot until the job is done.
01:00:29It's putting a lot of pressure on yourself.
01:00:32You don't have to do that.
01:00:34I want to.
01:00:37I want to.
01:00:38I want to.
01:00:42I want to.
01:01:03I want to.
01:01:05I want to.
01:01:07I want to.
01:01:15I want to.
01:01:22I want to.
01:01:29I want to.
01:01:31I want to.
01:01:37I want to.
01:01:38I want to.
01:01:38You don't have to say that.
01:01:40I'm not serious.
01:01:42You know, Adam has no fucking idea what he was doing.
01:01:44Because you weren't just good.
01:01:47You were great.
01:01:48Can't deny.
01:01:53You know, I wish I could just stay in bed with you all day,
01:01:56but I think I have to get to practice.
01:02:02You sure?
01:02:04Yeah.
01:02:07You know, I was kind of hoping that maybe we could have
01:02:11meet my sister today, because she's in town.
01:02:14Your sister?
01:02:15Yeah.
01:02:15Yeah?
01:02:16Gotta talk about you a lot.
01:02:19Oh, yeah.
01:02:20You can see the next thing?
01:02:22Of course.
01:02:23Well, maybe after practice, we can find somewhere to get some lunch.
01:02:26What do you think?
01:02:27Okay.
01:02:29Yeah.
01:02:30It's perfect.
01:02:32Yeah.
01:02:37What are you doing?
01:02:40A full boyfriend.
01:02:43Me?
01:02:44A boyfriend?
01:02:46I love it.
01:02:48Yeah.
01:02:49Yeah.
01:02:52All right, I gotta go.
01:02:55Oh.
01:02:56Kick ass.
01:02:58Miss me.
01:03:00This feels too easy, and that's what makes it dangerous.
01:03:14You're calling is forwarded to an automatic voice message.
01:03:20Please pick up.
01:03:22I want to apologize.
01:03:28What?
01:03:28What do you want?
01:03:29Lucy, hey, look, I feel really bad about how things ended with us.
01:03:34You do?
01:03:35Yes, of course.
01:03:37We used to have so much fun as roommates.
01:03:39Why don't we catch up for coffee at that place on 3rd?
01:03:42Why would I ever want to be friends again?
01:03:44Look, I have information about Sophia that you might want to hear.
01:03:48What do you know?
01:03:49What is it?
01:03:50I'd rather tell you in person.
01:03:52Okay, just give me 10 minutes, okay?
01:03:54Good.
01:03:55Good.
01:03:55I'll see you soon.
01:04:02How do you know this is going to work?
01:04:03I mean, we don't even know if he's going to be here.
01:04:06Oh, trust me.
01:04:07I know he's going to be here.
01:04:09He comes to this coffee shop after hockey practice every day between 9.30 and 10.
01:04:14So he should be here any...
01:04:17Oh.
01:04:19Look.
01:04:19There he is.
01:04:20It's a go.
01:04:26Sophia.
01:04:27Oh, my God.
01:04:28Blake.
01:04:29What are you doing here?
01:04:30Huh?
01:04:32I heard your team made the final round of playoffs.
01:04:34Congrats.
01:04:36You were always a very big fan of me winning.
01:04:37I wanted you to be the best you could be.
01:04:39We all do.
01:04:40What could Emma possibly have to tell me about Sophia?
01:04:44You look good.
01:04:46Oh, my God.
01:04:47Is that Blake's ex?
01:04:49I've been thinking about you a lot lately.
01:04:51Sophia.
01:04:52We were so good together, Blake.
01:04:54Don't you ever miss that?
01:04:57We could go back to right where we left off.
01:05:00I knew it.
01:05:01I knew I should address him.
01:05:03I only liked him because I was a hockey player.
01:05:05That's not true.
01:05:06You're also so hot.
01:05:09Oh, God.
01:05:11I can't watch any more of this.
01:05:13Stay away from me.
01:05:15You know I know you and I see through all this bullshit, alright?
01:05:19You liked me for two reasons.
01:05:20One, because you liked to party so fucking much.
01:05:22And two, because it helped raise your status.
01:05:25You know I'm with somebody.
01:05:26Yeah, somebody new.
01:05:27Who doesn't give a shit about that stuff.
01:05:28Alright?
01:05:29That little poor girl I've been hearing so much about.
01:05:33I'm done.
01:05:35Yeah.
01:05:36Goodbye.
01:05:42I can't believe I fell for a cheater again.
01:05:48Lucy, I am so sorry that you had to see that.
01:05:51I just knew that if I told you over the phone you weren't gonna believe me.
01:05:55I don't trust Emma, but she did show me the truth about Blake.
01:06:00Look, I know you can't trust me, but you shouldn't trust Blake.
01:06:06I see him with Sophia all the time.
01:06:08I feel so stupid.
01:06:10You know, I really thought that he was different.
01:06:12Oh no, don't blame yourself.
01:06:15It's hard to see past Blake's charm.
01:06:17Or those biceps.
01:06:21I just have terrible taste in it.
01:06:25Well, if you want any advice, don't date hockey players, okay?
01:06:29They're not worth the heartbreak.
01:06:31Yeah, no, I'm never dating a hockey player ever again.
01:06:36I guess I should say thanks.
01:06:39You know, for looking out for me.
01:06:42Anytime.
01:06:52See you later.
01:07:04It didn't work.
01:07:06He's not interested.
01:07:07Oh, it's going to work.
01:07:09They'll be broken up by the end of the day.
01:07:14Hey, Lucy.
01:07:16I got purples.
01:07:18Where you at?
01:07:20Lucy?
01:07:21What?
01:07:23God, where the hell are you?
01:07:40It was fun while it lasted.
01:07:42But I guess all good things have to come to an end.
01:07:45I hope you and Sophia are happy together.
01:07:47What?
01:07:49Sophia.
01:07:52Oh my God.
01:07:53Oh my God.
01:07:55Oh my God.
01:07:56Oh my God.
01:08:07You've been quiet for like 10 minutes.
01:08:12It's really weird for you.
01:08:15Sober between me and Blake.
01:08:17Okay.
01:08:19It's Bill.
01:08:20Well, I thought I might have, you know, picked a good guy finally, but turns out they're all the same.
01:08:29Sorry, Lucy.
01:08:32You seem so happy with him.
01:08:34You know, at this point, can we just like swear off all men?
01:08:37Seriously.
01:08:38I know.
01:08:39They'll fucking suck.
01:08:40Yeah.
01:08:41Well, you do say that every time you get your heart broken.
01:08:44I know.
01:08:44I'm serious.
01:08:45Like, I mean it.
01:08:46You know, you can't let one bad experience stop you from trying again.
01:08:51I don't want to get hurt again.
01:08:52I know.
01:08:54But what if you don't?
01:08:56What if this next time it works out?
01:09:00You know?
01:09:03Lucy?
01:09:06Is that...
01:09:08Yep.
01:09:09Should I?
01:09:10No, no, no.
01:09:12I'll get it.
01:09:12It's fine.
01:09:19Hey.
01:09:20Can I explain something to you?
01:09:22Please?
01:09:24Be my guest.
01:09:26Um, so this is my sister, Grace.
01:09:30You're supposed to meet her the other day.
01:09:31Remember?
01:09:32Yeah.
01:09:33Hi, Grace.
01:09:34Blake.
01:09:34Hi.
01:09:35Nice to meet you.
01:09:36Yeah.
01:09:37Well, I'm gonna give you two some privacy.
01:09:44Hey.
01:09:46So, I got totally ambushed by my ex today.
01:09:49But, I mean, I just told her that I'm not interested.
01:09:53It's not what it looked like.
01:09:54What do you mean?
01:09:55It's not what it looks like.
01:09:56What, were you there?
01:09:58Yeah.
01:09:59Yeah, I was there.
01:10:00I saw everything.
01:10:02I saw everything.
01:10:03My suspicions were right.
01:10:04You are a man whore.
01:10:07And you're always gonna be one.
01:10:09That's not true.
01:10:10Please don't say things like that right now.
01:10:11Listen, I'm trying to explain something to you.
01:10:13Nothing was happening.
01:10:15Nothing was going to happen.
01:10:16I promise you.
01:10:17I'm not your type.
01:10:19Okay?
01:10:20Just admit it.
01:10:23Not my type.
01:10:25Lucy, what are you saying?
01:10:27If you can't trust me after every single thing that we've been through, I don't know,
01:10:31then maybe we should go our separate ways.
01:10:35Don't do that.
01:10:37Come on, Lucy.
01:10:39Okay?
01:10:43But just so you know, I'm not Adam.
01:10:48I never will be.
01:10:53Sorry.
01:10:56Hey, Lucy.
01:10:59You and me are the running days.
01:11:06Welcome to the championship game where the leopard sealers take on the Thunderhawks.
01:11:14Um, photographer?
01:11:20Hi.
01:11:21Could you get a photo of me and my Blake?
01:11:23Your Blake?
01:11:25Yeah.
01:11:25I think it would look good for the papers.
01:11:28Blake!
01:11:32Blake, come here!
01:11:41Robin.
01:11:43Good luck out there today.
01:11:45Remember, you're a winner, Blake.
01:11:47Thanks.
01:11:50Lucy, what are you doing here, huh?
01:11:54Just doing my job.
01:11:56Oh, I thought you said you didn't care.
01:12:00I don't.
01:12:02So why are you crying?
01:12:09Lucy!
01:12:13Lucy!
01:12:14Lucy!
01:12:15Lucy!
01:12:21I just wanted to introduce myself.
01:12:23I know who you are.
01:12:24And you know Blake and I are back together?
01:12:27Okay.
01:12:29Cool.
01:12:29I don't care.
01:12:30Stop embarrassing yourself.
01:12:32It's pathetic how you follow him around all the time.
01:12:34I'm a photographer.
01:12:35I'm a photographer.
01:12:36That's my job.
01:12:37I take photos.
01:12:38Yeah.
01:12:39He did say that you're obsessed with taking photos of him.
01:12:42He said that?
01:12:45How did you ever think a guy like Blake could choose a nobody like you?
01:12:51Well, I don't care about Blake.
01:12:52So go ahead.
01:12:54Go ahead.
01:12:54You can have him.
01:12:57Lucy.
01:13:00He did say you were sweet, but not somebody you would ever take seriously.
01:13:13Get it together.
01:13:17I just don't understand why you don't want to be with me.
01:13:20Oh, my God.
01:13:21You're so needy.
01:13:22If I would do anything for you, I broke up Blake and Lucy so that his head wouldn't be in
01:13:29the game tonight for you.
01:13:30What?
01:13:31How did you do that?
01:13:32Convinced Sofia to try and win him back.
01:13:34Blake doesn't want her, but Lucy doesn't do that.
01:13:37He's not back together with Sofia?
01:13:39I don't need you meddling with my life, okay?
01:13:41I can destroy Blake all on my own.
01:13:44Destroy Blake?
01:13:45Okay.
01:13:46How are you going to do that?
01:13:48Already done.
01:13:49Let's just say that he skates the sabotage and his ankle's going to break as soon as the puck drops.
01:13:56Adam.
01:13:57Time to hit the ice.
01:13:59Let's go.
01:13:59Got it, coach.
01:14:02Blake's going to break his ankle.
01:14:04That'll destroy his whole career.
01:14:05I got to save him before the puck drop.
01:14:14Let's go, Blakey.
01:14:16Come on, Adam.
01:14:17I can't believe Lucy wanted you.
01:14:19You're not mad that Lucy wanted me, but you're mad that she didn't want you.
01:14:24I'm going to destroy you, Asperger.
01:14:26Bring it on, John.
01:14:28Let's go, Blakey.
01:14:29You're the best.
01:14:30Come on, Adam.
01:14:31You're so hot on the ice.
01:14:34Blake, stop.
01:14:35You're skating.
01:14:36They've been sabotaged.
01:14:37Don't drop the puck.
01:14:38I've got to save him.
01:14:41Well, here goes nothing.
01:14:52Blake, stop.
01:14:55What's this?
01:14:56A rabid face who says run out onto the ice.
01:14:59Hey, Lucy, what are you doing?
01:15:13Blake, I had to save you.
01:15:15She saved me?
01:15:16What?
01:15:17All right, miss.
01:15:18You know the ladies love Blake, but you can't be pummeling him on the ice.
01:15:22No.
01:15:23No, no, no, no, no.
01:15:23He tried to sabotage him.
01:15:25You did, huh?
01:15:28No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:15:30Now, the rabid fam seems to be accusing star player, Adam Johns of cheating.
01:15:34Somebody get her on the tumble trot.
01:15:36This is bullshit.
01:15:37She's lying.
01:15:38This is my ex-girlfriend.
01:15:40She's been so hell-bent on getting revenge on me that she even started fake dating Blake.
01:15:45Whoa.
01:15:46It's the best fight.
01:15:49Yeah, that's right.
01:15:50She pretended to date Blake just to get back at me.
01:15:53And now she accuses me of cheating?
01:15:55She's pathetic.
01:15:56Hey, why don't you watch your fucking mouth?
01:15:58Hey, why don't you watch your fucking mouth?
01:16:08You got this, Lucy.
01:16:10Maybe I pretended to date Blake.
01:16:13Or so I thought it was like that, but...
01:16:17You know, I thought he was this big, notorious playboy.
01:16:20But that's actually you. He is nothing like that.
01:16:23He takes care of me.
01:16:26He supports me.
01:16:28He does everything I could ever ask for.
01:16:31And it doesn't even feel like pretend anymore.
01:16:34I've realized it's not.
01:16:36And I've realized that I actually love him.
01:16:45Well, this is taking quite a turn.
01:16:51Oh, can we get back to hockey now?
01:16:54No, we cannot get back to hockey.
01:16:55You tried to break his fucking ankle.
01:16:57You're jealous of his career.
01:16:59Well, you literally have, like, no proof.
01:17:01So can you just...
01:17:02Oh, you don't have proof.
01:17:04Okay.
01:17:07Let's just say that he skates the sabotage.
01:17:09And his ankle's gonna break as soon as the puck drops.
01:17:13You fucking asshole.
01:17:15Here's your proof.
01:17:16Asshole.
01:17:19You gotta go.
01:17:21You're done.
01:17:21What?
01:17:22No.
01:17:22You gotta go.
01:17:23This is...
01:17:23This is bullshit.
01:17:25This is bullshit!
01:17:27This is bullshit!
01:17:31My nose!
01:17:34Oh!
01:17:39Hey!
01:17:40Hey, careful.
01:17:41She's so awesome.
01:17:42I'm so loose.
01:17:45Lucy, did you mean what you just said back there?
01:17:47Did you really mean that?
01:17:48I did.
01:17:51I love you.
01:17:52And it didn't always just feel like pretending to be.
01:17:55You know, it was never pretending for me.
01:17:58Ever.
01:18:00Ever.
01:18:04Ever.
01:18:08Are you freaking kidding me?
01:18:14Well, in my 30 years of announcing, I have to say I've never seen a more exciting start to a
01:18:18hockey game.
01:18:24You're doing great.
01:18:25So you're what?
01:18:26Today.
01:18:27How does it feel?
01:18:30It feels pretty good.
01:18:31You know, I'm just trying to make sure you don't break your ankle.
01:18:33I'm not, you know.
01:18:34After all this practice, I'm going to go pro.
01:18:37Yeah, maybe you can do the puck.
01:18:38Okay.
01:18:39What the puck?
01:18:41I know I'm not that good.
01:18:43I'll get better, okay?
01:18:44You know, I know something else you're pretty good at.
01:18:47Yeah.
01:18:53Really good.
01:18:54Yeah.
01:19:03You know, there's a will, there's a will.
01:19:09Yeah.
01:19:09If we could do this thing right now.
01:19:12Don't tempt.
01:19:13Like, like.
01:19:15You know, today's the deadline for a whole fake dating thing.
01:19:23So I'm wondering, did you get what you wanted?
01:19:27I mean, you know, at first I told you that I wanted to win the playoffs.
01:19:31Yeah.
01:19:33Well, I really wanted to.
01:19:35I've really seen.
01:19:39So do I.
01:19:42I just didn't know what happened.
01:19:45It's all right.
01:19:47I have no problem waiting for you to catch up.
01:19:50I'm a friend.
01:19:51I'm a moon.
01:19:52I'm the thought I'm talking to.
01:19:54I'm a tongue.
01:19:55Can't do it.
01:19:56Just one sip.
01:19:57I'm a dick to do.
01:19:59You give me the butterfly.
01:20:00Ready to go?
01:20:01Yeah.
01:20:02That's good.
01:20:06I'm a friend.
01:20:07I'm a moon.
01:20:08I'm a fool.
01:20:10I'm a tongue.
01:20:11Can't do it.
01:20:12Just one sip.
01:20:13I'm a dick to do.
01:20:14You give me the butterfly.
01:20:17All right.
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