00:03I like it. Don't change a thing.
00:05Oops, it must still be set.
00:13You passed basic training, congratulations.
00:17However, there is also the matter of your performance review.
00:22Bond is immature and reckless, guided by his gut feelings and mistaken ideas of loyalty.
00:28He's a bad influence on the other recruits who inexplicably fall victim to his charm.
00:36Greenway recommends that I cut you from the program.
00:42Not exactly a surprise.
00:45It's been a pleasure, ma'am.
00:49I want to show you something.
00:52Come.
01:07Neat trick.
01:08Yes. I'd rather enjoy it myself.
01:10What's down there?
01:11You'll see, but first let me give you some context.
01:14I've been heading MI6 for 14 months now.
01:17Tell me, how many terror attacks have we had on British soil in that period?
01:21As far as I know, none.
01:22Dead agents? Blown covers?
01:23I wouldn't know, ma'am.
01:24Also none.
01:25How about the number of prevented or secretly resolved conflicts?
01:30Countless.
01:38This way.
01:43I need to check your clearance, sir.
01:45He's with me. There's no need.
01:46Mum.
01:51Never before have we had a success rate like now.
01:55Never before the precision, safety, intel quality, and conflict resolution to such high standards.
02:03Unprecedented and unrivaled by anyone else in the intelligence community.
02:30This is the reason for our success.
02:33Meet Theia, the world's first and only second-generation quantum computer.
02:39I thought those things were theoretical at best.
02:41That's what we want you to think.
02:43Theia synthesizes millions of data streams instantaneously to make statistical deductions on matters of national security.
02:51The system's all but wiped the floor with GCHQ.
02:54Since its activation, we've saved more lives, thwarted more attacks, lost fewer people.
03:00That was Theia in Iceland, in case you were wondering, guiding you every step of the way.
03:07And yet it was wrong.
03:10Theia gave you a less than one percent chance of success.
03:13You simply beat the odds.
03:16I didn't realize those were actual odds.
03:20Still, you proved an important point of mine.
03:23You see, I strongly believe that there is still a need for such human flourishes as heart and intuition in
03:28modern spycraft.
03:29In fact, that's the very reason I'm bringing back the double O's.
03:33Oh, I heard you were cleared for advanced training?
03:37I am.
03:39You did an impossible thing.
03:40I would like you to do it again.
03:44And if I can't?
03:46Well, then I don't have much use for you, do I?
03:51Now get the hell out of my Faraday cage.
03:54Come on.
03:55I'll take you to Q-Lab.
04:01So, what's in Q-Lab?
04:03Apart from Q, I wouldn't really know where to begin.
04:06You'll see.
04:07You really should work on that infuriatingly secretive side of yours.
04:11Oh.
04:12But you don't think that I'm hitting all of the marks?
04:14Well, how about this?
04:15I'm sure there'll be a surprise or two for you in there.
04:18Hmm.
04:19A bit over the top, perhaps.
04:20You just wait and see.
04:30How about that?
04:35I'm sure Q's waiting for you.
04:37Oh, and Dr. Tan asked to see you as well.
04:40Look for a sign that says tax sim.
05:04What are you working on?
05:05Oh, it's this robotic arm.
05:07It keeps...
05:09Say, you're Bond, aren't you?
05:12The chap from the Iceland incident.
05:15Why, when I heard they were bringing you into the fold, I was just delighted.
05:19What you did...
05:20And without proper training.
05:23Truly remarkable.
05:24I got lucky.
05:25Nonsense.
05:26My friend Paxton was on the extraction team.
05:28He'd be dead if it wasn't for you.
05:31Hold your head high, Bond.
05:33I mean that.
05:34Thanks.
05:52James Bond.
05:54Stand still.
05:57I'm looking for someone called Q.
06:00And you found him.
06:02All right, step through here, please.
06:12Now, look into these.
06:18Hold still.
06:19Eyes open.
06:24What was that?
06:26It's your lenses.
06:27You need a little time to calibrate so you won't see anything just yet.
06:32Ah, interesting.
06:35Right.
06:35Follow me.
06:36I have something for you.
06:46Pick one.
06:48I already have a watch.
06:50Oh, you do?
06:51May I see it?
06:53Okay.
07:07Now, you get a new one.
07:16Now, choose one.
07:17What's the difference?
07:18This one's maroon.
07:20That's navy, burgundy, winter gray.
07:30Stylish pick.
07:31I do believe there's hope for you yet.
07:34You're the first recruit to receive one.
07:36Give it a moment to calibrate.
07:38Switch on the Q lens overlay.
07:46Now, use the watch to turn off the two lamps on the table in front of you.
07:50Get that collar to your nose.
07:51Ah, yes.
07:53And maybe another six months to your time.
07:56It's like I can't read the back of it.
07:59Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
08:04no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
08:08no.
08:12Well done.
08:13A little practice and it will become second nature.
08:16It has a variable active range and a 360 reach angle.
08:20To be honest, we haven't tested it to its limit yet.
08:23Why don't you give it a try?
08:34I like it.
08:36Don't change a thing.
08:37Oops, it must still be set to my profile.
08:40Well done, though.
08:42Let me reset your watch to field mode.
08:45If it runs out of power mid-mission, you can recharge it from whatever electrical devices are available,
08:50such as the battery on the bench there.
08:54Montgomery, we need a cleanup over here.
08:57Right away.
09:09James Bond.
09:11I've been monitoring you quite closely.
09:13The last time someone told me that, I had to leave the country in some haste.
09:17Oh, which country?
09:19Which time?
09:20Dr. Selina Tan.
09:22I'm in charge of tactical simulations.
09:24My department specializes in performance management and skill development.
09:29I've been working with Thayer on a prototype based on the Iceland incident.
09:32Once the system is operational, I'd very much like you to have a go.
09:35I'm not sure.
09:37Ever been one for nostalgia?
09:38You're intrigued.
09:39Admit it.
09:40Come and see me after training.
09:42I promise you won't be disappointed.
09:46I'm guessing this is more than a lamp, correct?
09:49It's also a stun grenade.
09:51Click twice in quick succession, and it produces a blinding flash that'll give you...
09:55Sorry, I need to leave.
10:00Ah, Bond is it?
10:02Good to have you with us.
10:09You all sorted?
10:13Not yet.
10:13When you're ready to leave, come back, and I'll brief you on advanced training.
10:22Have the rest of the targets arrived, Carnaby?
10:24Stuck in customs.
10:25Customs? Don't they know we're MI6?
10:27We're not open for business.
10:29Just about, recruit Bond.
10:30Still waiting on deliveries that should have been here weeks ago, but we're more or less up and running.
10:34Sounds good.
10:35Apologies. I need to shoot off.
10:37We're not MI6.
10:39We're universal exports.
10:41Apparently, they didn't get the memo.
10:43Ridiculous.
10:49Go on, Bond.
10:50Finish up.
10:51Ah!
10:51Jesus!
10:53They're blinds!
11:11Ah!
11:12What's that?
11:12Ah!
11:13Oh my god.
11:16There!
11:19performs at the top of each of these days.
11:21Oh my god.
11:23Go on, trees.
11:23Oh my god.
11:27Still a few kinks to iron out. The smoke released too early this time.
11:30Probably the proximity sensors need recalibrating.
11:34Run diagnostics.
11:36Yes, ma'am.
11:39Seriously?
11:40Oh, that's not good.
11:43Oh, no way.
12:09Damn it. What do you need?
12:11I know. More of the same. At least three packs of nanovibes.
12:15Dear Lord, we need this thing out on time, Magda.
12:19Everyone knows about the exploding cigar, but my personal favorite has got to be the exploding conch.
12:27Have you been down to deep storage?
12:29I tell you, some of this gold war stuff is ingenious for its time.
12:33I found this 60s-era diesel-powered jetpack.
12:36Complete death drop, of course.
12:37I wouldn't strap it on to save my life, but still.
12:41Heck.
12:48Fire in the hole.
12:52Target down.
12:53No.
12:53Oh, no, you don't.
12:54Yeah. Hands off, Bond.
12:56Sorry.
12:57My hand slipped.
13:00We need to increase the payload.
13:02We want an oil slick, not a trail.
13:04The payload size is fine.
13:05It's thrust and velocity, that's the problem.
13:08Let me try and tweak the parameters.
13:10Give it a shot.
13:11The problem is, it's fine, right?
13:17This experiment is really good.
13:21Hey, you're one of the agents in training.
13:24Best of luck.
13:34Ready?
13:36Hit me.
13:38Oh!
13:40You all right?
13:41Bloody hell!
13:43It's like stepping in front of a jet engine.
13:45Oh!
13:46Go again?
13:47Give me a moment.
13:49My bowels are adjusting.
13:56Should I position the flamethrower next to the exhaust pipe, or beneath it?
14:00According to the specs, it goes below the exhaust at an upward 22 degree angle.
14:05Got it.
14:06Can't believe we're being paid for this.
14:14Why don't you finish down here?
14:17I'm good to go.
14:18Great.
14:19Come on, then.
14:19Go get some keys.
14:21Four.
14:22Your digs.
14:24MI6 is setting you up in safe houses for the next six months.
14:28You're with Cressida and Monroe.
14:29So we're not going back to Malta?
14:31I'll show you this, and you want to go back to bunk beds.
14:34To kill for a place like that.
14:37But yes, you'll be going back and forth between MI6 and Malta for advanced training.
14:42And when in London, you'll just have to slam it in Bayswater.
14:45whilst I'm surrounded by Cressida is a legend of
14:47here
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