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00:00:02Tonight's rivalry match-up is already heating up.
00:00:04It's Adam Johns of the Thunderhawks
00:00:06versus the Leopard Seals golden boy, Blake Ashburn.
00:00:10It's three games, one golden cup.
00:00:12Who's gonna be the winner?
00:00:13Adam's definitely got this.
00:00:21Let's go, Adam!
00:00:23I'm Lucy Hart.
00:00:24I gave up my dream school to follow my boyfriend Adam
00:00:26when he got a hockey scholarship.
00:00:28But it's all gonna be worth it when he beats his nemesis Blake Ashburn
00:00:31and I become the best sports photographer.
00:00:33Looks like the two captains have gotten into an intense flash in the corner.
00:00:44Make sure you get a good picture, man, alright?
00:00:48Blake Ashburn.
00:00:49He's a complete dickhead and a notorious playboy.
00:00:54Lucy Hart, my enemy's girlfriend.
00:00:56She hates my guts, but unfortunately, is totally my type.
00:01:03Looks like Blake got distracted for a second.
00:01:06Adam steals the puck, takes the shot, and he scores!
00:01:10Hey!
00:01:11Hey, what the fuck is that, huh?
00:01:13No, no, what the fuck?
00:01:14Your goddamn pop!
00:01:19Hey, hey!
00:01:20We're done!
00:01:21We're done!
00:01:21We're done!
00:01:21We're done!
00:01:22We're done!
00:01:22We're done!
00:01:22We're done!
00:01:22We're done!
00:01:23We're done!
00:01:23We're done!
00:01:23We're done!
00:01:23We're done!
00:01:24We're done!
00:01:28We're done!
00:01:29We're done!
00:01:30We're done!
00:01:34We're done!
00:01:35wants to celebrate with his team. Adam's always in a good mood after the game.
00:01:41I hope he likes the photo album I made him for our anniversary.
00:01:50Adam!
00:01:55Oh my god! Adam, you're cheating on me with my roommate? You're cheating on me with my roommate?
00:02:02What can I say? Every time we went to have sex, you just looked like you wanted it to be
00:02:07over.
00:02:07But Emma, she can go all night.
00:02:12We had sex in your bed. And ever since, Adam hasn't been able to get enough.
00:02:19Adam's right. The truth is, I never really enjoyed it. Maybe I'm just too uptight in bed.
00:02:25So that's why you're cheating on me.
00:02:27Emma can do things you can't even imagine.
00:02:30Jen, she's bending like a pretzel.
00:02:36No, I thought you were my friend. Why are you doing this to me?
00:02:41Lucy, you're not hot enough to be a hockey player's girlfriend.
00:02:46I mean, look at you. You're even dressed like a grandma.
00:03:00You're even wearing granny panties.
00:03:04Oh my god. What is wrong with you?
00:03:08You can have the dorm to yourself tonight. Adam's gonna keep me very busy.
00:03:12I hate you guys. Oh my god.
00:03:23Oh my god. Idiot!
00:03:29I'm fucking stupid. I don't fucking believe this cheater.
00:03:35I'm just gonna break my fucking heartache. Blue schools for him.
00:03:42All right, that's enough crying. I'm trying to enjoy the view.
00:03:52Blake Ashford. Blake Ashford.
00:04:02You've been listening to me this whole fucking time?
00:04:05Yeah, I have.
00:04:07You weren't supposed to hear any of that.
00:04:10Yeah, well, you know, you're not supposed to be here.
00:04:15Lucy?
00:04:17It's my spot.
00:04:19It's not your spot. You can't just, you can't just claim a building.
00:04:23I did.
00:04:23You just lost. Why are you even here?
00:04:29You know what? I don't care. I don't care. I'm just...
00:04:31Hold on. Hold on.
00:04:34Let me guess. You're crying right now because of Adam.
00:04:38It's none of your business.
00:04:39Well, well, let me give you a piece of advice, huh?
00:04:42That guy is not worth one of your tears. So don't.
00:04:46Okay, well, since you're so nosy, he told me that my best friend is better in bed than me.
00:04:51Jesus. It's pretty low, even if you're looking at him.
00:04:56You're like, like the biggest man whore, so I don't care what you think.
00:05:00I don't want to hear it.
00:05:02Let me see that. You're a photographer, right?
00:05:04No, give that back.
00:05:05Hey, what's this? I'm looking. Man whore came to Joy Smart?
00:05:10Wow, you know, you are pretty good. You made Adam look like he was a real hockey player.
00:05:13Stop.
00:05:14That's amazing.
00:05:14Stop.
00:05:15Hold on. I'm still looking.
00:05:17Right there. You got a picture of me. Look at that.
00:05:21I knew you were looking at me behind that camera.
00:05:24You're so full of yourself.
00:05:25I'm not fooling myself. Listen to me.
00:05:27I'm trying to get you to understand that there are more players on the ice.
00:05:31All right, don't give Adam all your attention.
00:05:34He was my first love, and we actually thought we were going to have like a future together.
00:05:39So it's more important. You know, I don't even know why I'm telling you any of this shit.
00:05:43Hey, hey, it's all right. Listen.
00:05:47Just relax. I'll take my shirt off. It'll cheer you up.
00:05:49Oh, come on.
00:05:50Huh, no.
00:05:51All right.
00:05:54Oh, you okay?
00:05:56Who's she okay? Who's she?
00:06:06That's not mine.
00:06:10And this definitely isn't mine.
00:06:13Where the fuck am I?
00:06:16What's up?
00:06:18You're in my place.
00:06:20I'm relaxed. Everything's cool. I ain't still your kidneys.
00:06:23Did you change my clothes?
00:06:24You, uh, fell on you.
00:06:26Hit your head. You were kind of like swimming around this puddle of beer, so...
00:06:32I gave you my shirt.
00:06:34Don't worry. Don't worry. I wasn't peeking.
00:06:38I mean, all that much, but...
00:06:40Ew. Oh, my God.
00:06:41Ew!
00:06:45God, this is such a nightmare.
00:06:47My fucking ex-boyfriend cheated on me with my roommate, and now I've been abducted by Blake Ashburn, of all
00:06:54people.
00:06:55How come every time you say my name, you say it like it's an insult?
00:06:57You know, do you remember when you duct taped Adam's car last year?
00:07:02Yeah, that was my car.
00:07:05My bad.
00:07:07I mean, you gotta admit, that was pretty funny, right?
00:07:09No.
00:07:09I thought it was Adam's car, and he deserved it.
00:07:11Why do you guys hate each other so much?
00:07:15We have some mystery.
00:07:17Oh, my God. I feel, I feel so, so stupid right now.
00:07:21You know what I think is fucked up?
00:07:23The way that Adam keeps trying to destroy your confidence.
00:07:25I'm putting these right. Maybe, maybe I am bad at having sex.
00:07:30That's what guys like him do. They make you feel smaller so he can feel better about himself.
00:07:35It's pathetic. But seriously, don't want to catch him.
00:07:38So what, I should just pretend like I'm fine?
00:07:44You should get back, Adam.
00:07:48What are you saying?
00:07:49Don't you want to hurt him the way that he hurts you?
00:07:52Maybe. I don't know.
00:07:54You do. And I want to knock him off his game before the playoffs.
00:07:58What are you thinking?
00:08:07I think you sleep with me.
00:08:15What? No!
00:08:17Not for real.
00:08:19Pretend sex.
00:08:20No, no, no, no.
00:08:22No, absolutely not.
00:08:23Listen, you pretend to have sex with me just to get under Adam's skin and mess him up before the
00:08:28game,
00:08:28but it's not real. It's fake.
00:08:30I am not taking my clothes off for you.
00:08:32You wouldn't have to take your clothes off. It's fake.
00:08:34Well, you're like the biggest man whore at the school. I don't trust you at all.
00:08:38That man whore stuff is a total ruin. It's bullshit.
00:08:41And once Adam sees us together, he's going to be totally jealous,
00:08:43and he's going to regret that he ever hooked up with somebody else.
00:08:47Okay? I promise.
00:08:48You're like the enemy. I would never do that to my team.
00:08:52That's your mom.
00:08:54All right.
00:08:56What are you looking at?
00:08:58What is that?
00:08:59You don't want to do this.
00:09:00No! Give it to me.
00:09:01You want to do it?
00:09:02Give it!
00:09:02Yes!
00:09:03Yes!
00:09:04Yes!
00:09:17All right.
00:09:18So, yeah. This one's to you, babe.
00:09:21Oh my fucking god. Oh my god.
00:09:26It's not your team. Okay?
00:09:29Look, you stole my win.
00:09:31And you broke your heart.
00:09:33Why don't you say me and you, we get some revenge?
00:09:37Okay.
00:09:39What do I have to do?
00:09:49You could start by making some hot chocolate for me.
00:10:00Still making me hot chocolates, I see.
00:10:02I'm Adam's girlfriend now.
00:10:03You are just embarrassing yourself.
00:10:06I mean, seriously, that outfit?
00:10:08Did you get dressed in the dark this morning?
00:10:12Here.
00:10:13Let me fix it.
00:10:14What?
00:10:18Excuse me.
00:10:20Sorry, sir.
00:10:21She made this for me.
00:10:26Damn, that's good.
00:10:28Thank you, baby.
00:10:29Yeah.
00:10:35Of course.
00:10:37Baby.
00:10:39What the hell's going on here?
00:10:42Oh, you haven't heard the news?
00:10:43We're hooking up.
00:10:46There's no way.
00:10:48Oh, you don't believe me?
00:10:49Cute.
00:10:50Baby, why don't you lick this off my finger like you did last night?
00:10:57Blake, if you're trying to make me believe that you and Lucy had sex,
00:11:01you're wasting your time.
00:11:21I love dairy.
00:11:23Yummy.
00:11:27Yeah, she's very thorough.
00:11:28You know what I mean?
00:11:30I love dairy.
00:11:32She does.
00:11:34Monkey.
00:11:38Oh, what's the matter, baby boy?
00:11:40You can move on, but Lucy can't?
00:11:41I think that's called what?
00:11:43Toxic masculinity?
00:11:44You fuck?
00:11:45I don't care.
00:11:46Yeah, well, I hope that's true.
00:11:48It's because you're going to lose the gay man and your girl on the same night then.
00:11:51My girl's right here.
00:11:53I upgraded.
00:11:57Yeah, sure.
00:11:58Well, I don't know about you guys, but I can't keep my hands off of her.
00:12:04Oh, Jesus Christ.
00:12:05What?
00:12:10Oh, shit.
00:12:11I have to go alone with this.
00:12:17Well, what do you say?
00:12:18I think we've got enough time to squeeze in a quickie before the game.
00:12:22Really?
00:12:25Yeah.
00:12:26Yeah, baby.
00:12:27Later, fucker.
00:12:34Come on, Adam, forget about them.
00:12:37They're just losers.
00:12:39Yeah.
00:12:41Okay, this better work.
00:12:43It's going to work, trust me.
00:12:45It's going to take the bait.
00:12:48All right, you ready to put on a show?
00:12:50Yeah, let's go.
00:12:52Let's move.
00:13:11God, she looks incredible.
00:13:17What?
00:13:18Do I look okay?
00:13:20Perfect.
00:13:23Let's do this.
00:13:43You ready?
00:13:46What if he doesn't even come in here?
00:13:48Did you see that look on his face?
00:13:50The look of pure jealousy?
00:13:53He's going to come in here, trust me.
00:13:55All right, I'm ready when you are.
00:14:03Okay.
00:14:04Yeah, it's kind of like kissing a mannequin, but you can do better than that.
00:14:09I'm just nervous.
00:14:11Okay.
00:14:12Why don't we take a deep breath?
00:14:17The first rule is eye contact.
00:14:22A little bit you is confidence.
00:14:25Move the way that you want to move.
00:14:27Trust yourself.
00:14:29And number three, physical touch.
00:14:33Touch me like you want me to feel you.
00:14:36Take it every moment.
00:14:38Every second.
00:14:41And lean in like you want to tell me a secret.
00:14:43Okay?
00:14:48Your turn.
00:15:01Just trust me.
00:15:03Just trust me.
00:15:10Can you show me how I prove myself again?
00:15:24She wouldn't.
00:15:26And perfect.
00:15:27Let's roll.
00:15:28And now for a little surprise.
00:15:29We're going behind the scenes to catch star player, Blake Ashburn, before the game.
00:15:39Oh.
00:15:42Hey, Adam.
00:15:45Oh, my God.
00:15:47Oh, my God.
00:15:55All right, you guys.
00:15:56Come on.
00:15:57Get the fuck out of here.
00:16:01Fucking vultures.
00:16:01What the fuck?
00:16:03You okay?
00:16:04Oh, my God.
00:16:05It's the camera.
00:16:07I'll handle it.
00:16:08I'm a professional.
00:16:16Can you tell us a little bit about what we just saw in there?
00:16:19Who was that?
00:16:20Is she one of your latest flings?
00:16:22Are you fine?
00:16:23No, I'm too plain for that.
00:16:24Oh, come on.
00:16:26A young athlete of you has got to have a rotating roster of girls.
00:16:30No, you see, that girl was, uh...
00:16:34She was my girlfriend.
00:16:47Actually, I'm going to win the game for Hinsburg.
00:16:50Sophie, excuse me.
00:16:51Uh, Mr. Blake, please, can you tell us more?
00:16:53We'd love to know more.
00:16:54Please, Mr. Blake!
00:16:59What have I done?
00:17:09Isn't that the girl from the jungle tron?
00:17:11Oh, God.
00:17:12I am so humiliated.
00:17:14The one Blake called his girlfriend?
00:17:16She's so lucky.
00:17:18Huh?
00:17:18Huh?
00:17:20Whoo!
00:17:21Let's go, Blake!
00:17:23Whoo!
00:17:24You think you can just steal my call?
00:17:26I already did.
00:17:28Good luck with my sloppy seconds.
00:17:30You know, I had her screaming my name last night.
00:17:38What the fuck is that?
00:17:39So much.
00:17:39What the fuck is it?
00:17:40Hey, hey, hey.
00:17:40We're done, we're done, we're done.
00:17:42Okay, we started it.
00:17:43Let's go, let's go to the box.
00:17:44Tell me what you want because I know I'm going to have this shit.
00:17:51Blake!
00:17:52What are you going to do?
00:17:53Touch this.
00:17:55That's Blake!
00:17:59Hey, no, no, let's get it!
00:18:03Go Blake!
00:18:04Blake, Blake, Blake, Blake!
00:18:06Come on, guys.
00:18:07Blake, Blake, Blake, Blake, Blake, Blake, Blake!
00:18:10What do they get, huh?
00:18:12Good job.
00:18:12So tell me, now that I've won, do I get a kiss?
00:18:26Okay, it's just for show, and I'm going to kill him later.
00:18:38A couple hours ago, I wanted to kill you, but your plan worked, so.
00:18:45I'm sorry that I told everybody that you were my girlfriend.
00:18:49Oh.
00:18:51I just know we didn't talk about that.
00:18:53Why did you?
00:18:55I just don't want the reporters to skew it so it looked like you were just some random groupie.
00:19:00I think you deserve a lot more than that.
00:19:02Thanks.
00:19:03Wow.
00:19:03Blake isn't as bad as I thought he was.
00:19:05You know what I was thinking?
00:19:06My plan worked so well, and Adam got so mad.
00:19:11Why don't we keep this going?
00:19:14You know, until the end of the season.
00:19:15You know, I'll win the playoffs, and you'll get your revenge.
00:19:18You know what I'm saying?
00:19:25Rules.
00:19:26Rules.
00:19:28Love her.
00:19:29Good.
00:19:31Okay, rule number one.
00:19:33We only do what's necessary.
00:19:35No random touching.
00:19:37Well, what about?
00:19:38Now hear me now.
00:19:44No, no, no, no.
00:19:46You can look, but you can't touch.
00:19:50Unless it's necessary.
00:19:52Okay.
00:19:53All right.
00:19:54Mm-hmm.
00:19:56Rule number two is, uh...
00:19:59No hooking up with, uh, other, other people.
00:20:03No hooking up?
00:20:05Why?
00:20:06Because you're jealous?
00:20:10What?
00:20:11No.
00:20:12It's not why, okay?
00:20:14I just, uh, I think that we need to make the story believable.
00:20:19Story?
00:20:19Yep.
00:20:21Okay, fine.
00:20:22Three.
00:20:22Okay, we have to go to events together.
00:20:25So, games, the dining hall for lunch, um, the charity gala.
00:20:31What about the post-game victory party that's happening tonight?
00:20:35It's tonight?
00:20:37Mm-hmm.
00:20:38Mm-hmm.
00:20:39I don't, I don't have anything to wear, so...
00:20:42What are you talking about?
00:20:43You're wearing the perfect outfit right now.
00:20:46They're torsing me.
00:20:48Welcome to the team, Lucy.
00:20:53No touching.
00:20:55Shut up, shut up, shut up!
00:20:58Shut up, man!
00:20:59Okay, breathe.
00:21:01It's just a party.
00:21:03A very loud party of Blake's teammates who might actually hate me.
00:21:09Oh!
00:21:10Look who it is!
00:21:11Oh, shit!
00:21:12Blake!
00:21:12All right, boys, you guys are doing a fucking job today.
00:21:16Boys, this is Lucy.
00:21:19Hi.
00:21:20Lucy, our lucky charm.
00:21:23Oh, God.
00:21:25You guys all saw that.
00:21:27Hey, and we appreciate what you did for the team.
00:21:29He must be pretty special if he's showing off on the big screen and calling his girlfriend.
00:21:33It's not like he hasn't had other girlfriends before.
00:21:38Oh, uh, he's had girls before.
00:21:41Lots of them.
00:21:42All right.
00:21:43Take it in.
00:21:45He's just, he's never brought one to a party before.
00:21:47Huh.
00:21:48So he'll sleep with them, but he won't even invite them out.
00:21:51Just like I thought.
00:21:52A man more.
00:21:54Well, I had to bring her out.
00:21:55I mean, my God, look how good she looks in my jersey.
00:22:02You're wearing his jersey now?
00:22:05Seriously?
00:22:08You're wearing his jersey now?
00:22:10Honestly, Lucy, this is getting pathetic.
00:22:11You embarrassed yourself in front of thousands of people?
00:22:13And now what?
00:22:14Surely think you're his girlfriend or something?
00:22:16Yes.
00:22:17You know what's pretty fucking pathetic?
00:22:19Is you harassing me at a party.
00:22:21Why don't you get a light?
00:22:23Burn!
00:22:25It's me.
00:22:26Get him.
00:22:28I guess if you two are hooking up, I have to offer you my sympathies, Blake.
00:22:32What is that supposed to mean?
00:22:33It means you're the most boring lay on the face of the planet.
00:22:37You got this right?
00:22:38She just lays there dead like a starfish.
00:22:41Doesn't even move a muscle.
00:22:43It's honestly weird.
00:22:44I'm going to murder him with my bare hands.
00:22:48You know, I haven't noticed anything like that.
00:22:51Not from my very thorough experience.
00:22:54Maybe the problem is you, bro.
00:22:55I'm the Adam.
00:22:56Are you sure everything's working down there?
00:23:02Watch yourself, Ashburn.
00:23:04Don't fucking touch him.
00:23:10You're going to regret just being like that again.
00:23:12Oh, don't act like he didn't fucking love it.
00:23:21Alright, you know what, guys?
00:23:23We're going to go find a room.
00:23:26What?
00:23:27Later, Fonzie.
00:23:32Blake?
00:23:33Blake, what the fuck was that?
00:23:35Nothing.
00:23:35I mean, he totally shut him up, didn't he?
00:23:37Oh, my God.
00:23:40This is all for show.
00:23:41I bet they're doing nothing in there.
00:23:43Alright.
00:23:44It's time to celebrate.
00:23:46Sell what?
00:23:47Some sex.
00:23:49Oh, yeah, Lucy.
00:23:51Right there.
00:23:51Oh, my God.
00:23:52I'm not having fake sex with you.
00:23:54You have to.
00:23:55Do you hear what he just said about you?
00:23:56Now's your chance to get some revenge, right?
00:23:58Oh, my God.
00:23:59This is so humiliating.
00:24:02It's quiet in there.
00:24:04That Lucy chickened out.
00:24:06Come on.
00:24:07I'm chickened.
00:24:08Okay.
00:24:10Oh, my God.
00:24:11Yeah, Blake.
00:24:12Mmm.
00:24:13Yeah.
00:24:16Jump up and down.
00:24:17Jump up and down.
00:24:18Okay.
00:24:19Wow, Lucy.
00:24:20You are so fucking thin.
00:24:21Oh, yeah.
00:24:23I've been stretching, baby.
00:24:25Bend your little slut.
00:24:27Oh, what's that, Lucy?
00:24:28I'm the biggest you've ever seen?
00:24:30So much bigger than Adam.
00:24:32Yeah, yeah.
00:24:32You're getting a little slut.
00:24:36Jesus fucking Christ.
00:24:37What are they doing in there?
00:24:41Oh, my God, Blake.
00:24:43Oh, yeah.
00:24:43Right there, Lucy.
00:24:44Don't stop.
00:24:45Don't stop.
00:24:51Take it home, Lucy.
00:24:54Blake!
00:24:55Blake!
00:24:56Blake!
00:24:58No!
00:24:58Wow!
00:25:00Did she just finish?
00:25:01That's it.
00:25:02I'm going in.
00:25:03Go get him.
00:25:06Just come.
00:25:07Come on.
00:25:07You should go.
00:25:08All right.
00:25:09Take your shirt off.
00:25:10What?
00:25:12No, I'm not taking my shirt off.
00:25:13You have to take your shirt off.
00:25:14We're going to get caught.
00:25:15Come on.
00:25:21Come on.
00:25:27Go get him.
00:25:33You've got some nerve, Lucy.
00:25:34God, you're such a fucking pervert.
00:25:36What, you just couldn't pass up the opportunity for another show?
00:25:38This is stupid.
00:25:40I'm out of here.
00:25:41Bye-bye.
00:25:41I'm a fucking cuck.
00:25:47I'm a fucking cuck.
00:25:47Oh, my God.
00:25:50Wow.
00:25:51That was, uh...
00:25:52Too much?
00:25:53No, no.
00:25:54I'm, uh...
00:25:55You're impressed.
00:25:57It was very convincing.
00:25:58You get so good at fake orgasm, huh?
00:26:00I don't know.
00:26:01I guess I've had a lot of practice.
00:26:03At, at, at baking it?
00:26:09Lucy, have you ever had a real orgasm?
00:26:13No.
00:26:15Never?
00:26:15Never in your whole life?
00:26:17No.
00:26:17Like, what me and Adam would do is just, like, he finished, and then that was it.
00:26:21Wow.
00:26:22How pathetic he would be in.
00:26:26Yeah.
00:26:32I could help you with that.
00:26:37If you want me, Adam.
00:26:40Is he serious?
00:26:42Is this happening?
00:26:44Do I want this to be happening?
00:26:47Wait, I can't trust Blake.
00:26:49He's a total playboy.
00:26:50Um, well, we have rules.
00:26:54Yeah, no, I'm just saying.
00:26:56Yeah.
00:26:56Well, I don't know.
00:26:57Do you think we, like, took it too far?
00:26:59Did we do too much?
00:27:00No, I mean, listen.
00:27:02You didn't get turned on by us having fake sex?
00:27:04It was, it was fake.
00:27:06Key word, fake.
00:27:07It's not real.
00:27:07It's just, um, you know, to get revenge.
00:27:10Yes, I know that.
00:27:11Then don't say stuff like that.
00:27:12Okay, I got it.
00:27:14Strictly professional.
00:27:15Sound like I have feelings for you anyways.
00:27:17Good.
00:27:17Good.
00:27:19All right.
00:27:21I'm walking you home.
00:27:22Wait, what?
00:27:23We're leaving?
00:27:23Yeah.
00:27:25Did I say something to upset him?
00:27:27Let's get the fuck out of this place.
00:27:30Why do I feel like I just messed everything up?
00:27:38Okay.
00:27:39This one's me.
00:27:41Thank you for, you know, walking me home.
00:27:43No problem.
00:27:44I'll see you tomorrow?
00:27:46For fake dating purposes only, right?
00:27:48Obviously.
00:27:50Obviously.
00:27:54All right, well, good night.
00:27:58Good night.
00:28:02Good.
00:28:03This is good.
00:28:06Definitely doesn't sting at all.
00:28:14What are you doing?
00:28:15Why are you throwing my clothes on the floor?
00:28:18I am kicking you out.
00:28:19What?
00:28:20You can't just kick me out.
00:28:21This is literally my room, too.
00:28:22Yes, I can.
00:28:23I talked to housing.
00:28:25Adam's dad made a call.
00:28:26No, that is not fair.
00:28:27What am I supposed to do?
00:28:28Where am I supposed to go?
00:28:29This is my bed.
00:28:30You slept with the enemy and cost Adam his game.
00:28:33What did you think was going to happen?
00:28:35You slept with my boyfriend.
00:28:36You should be the one to go.
00:28:38You can tell your sob story to your fellow homeless friends.
00:28:41What?
00:28:42No, stop.
00:28:44These are my clothes.
00:28:46What are you doing?
00:28:47Get out of my room.
00:28:51Where the hell am I supposed to go now?
00:28:56What's up, Lucy?
00:28:57You know, if you wanted me to stay so bad, you could have just asked.
00:29:00I need to do a whole, uh, strip tease.
00:29:03Well, my roommate, um, Emma, just kicked me out.
00:29:07Huh.
00:29:10Yep.
00:29:12Wait, you need a place to stay?
00:29:14What?
00:29:15You could stay with me.
00:29:18No.
00:29:19I got two bedrooms.
00:29:20I got my own space.
00:29:21No, that's a terrible idea.
00:29:24We're fake dating.
00:29:26Nobody would think anything of it.
00:29:36It's a bad idea.
00:29:39Let's go.
00:29:41Oh.
00:29:47So, uh, your room is going to be downstairs.
00:29:50Mine's upstairs.
00:29:52But feel free to use the fridge, the kitchen.
00:29:55TV's all yours.
00:29:56All right.
00:29:58You, uh, want some more?
00:29:59Sure.
00:30:00Yeah.
00:30:14I have a question.
00:30:18What's your question?
00:30:20Why are you helping me?
00:30:22Because I like you, Lucy.
00:30:25Because we have a quest for revenge.
00:30:27A common enemy.
00:30:29I feel like there's something else.
00:30:32And it's not just this rivalry you have with Adam.
00:30:36Why do you hate him so much?
00:30:40My dad died when I was 16.
00:30:44I'm sorry.
00:30:45Okay.
00:30:48Me and Adam, we were on the same team.
00:30:50Now, he was one of the first people that I told.
00:30:52And then he takes it upon himself to go to the coach and tell him that my head's not in
00:30:57the right space.
00:30:58That I'm distracted.
00:31:00And I get kicked off the team.
00:31:02That's ridiculous.
00:31:03It was just me and my mom.
00:31:06All we had was hockey.
00:31:08Hockey is the only thing that makes our life feel normal again.
00:31:12Do you think she puts too much pressure on you?
00:31:15Yeah.
00:31:15Absolutely.
00:31:17But I think that's okay.
00:31:19That's my job.
00:31:27I think you're a lot more than just a hockey player.
00:31:39It's been a long day.
00:31:41Get some sleep.
00:31:46Good night.
00:31:55Lucy, have you ever had a real orgasm?
00:31:58No.
00:32:00Never had an orgasm.
00:32:14Strictly professional.
00:32:25Blake Ashburn?
00:32:26Yes.
00:32:27Sign for me, please.
00:32:32Awesome.
00:32:33This was a bad idea.
00:32:35A very thoughtful, well-intentioned, incredibly bad idea.
00:32:46God.
00:32:47Why do I have to be fake dating the hottest man alive?
00:32:50Good morning.
00:32:51Good morning.
00:32:54What is that?
00:33:02You're so jumpy this morning.
00:33:04Um, I think it's just because I'm so excited about life right now.
00:33:08Um, but, uh, I got practice at like 7.45, so I gotta go.
00:33:12I'll die.
00:33:15Hey, little sis.
00:33:17I heard what happened with Emma.
00:33:19The worst.
00:33:21I gotta go.
00:33:22All right.
00:33:23Goodbye.
00:33:26Goodbye.
00:33:29I sent you a care package.
00:33:30It should have arrived by now.
00:33:32Love you.
00:33:35Love you.
00:33:35Love you.
00:33:43I just got it.
00:33:44I'm gonna open it now.
00:33:51Whoa.
00:33:53Why did my sister get me a fucking vibrator?
00:33:57I'm not using that.
00:33:59She's so funny.
00:34:20Oh, my God.
00:34:23Oh, my God.
00:34:35Oh, my God.
00:34:37Oh, my God.
00:34:41Oh, my God.
00:35:10Blake, oh my god, Blake, you're shy.
00:35:14You're so hot.
00:35:21For Lucy, love your big sis, Grace.
00:35:25How sweet.
00:35:34Oh, shit.
00:35:36She found it.
00:35:39And she's liking it.
00:35:46Dude, don't listen to Lucy getting freaky right now.
00:35:49Respect her privacy.
00:35:52Blake, you're so hot.
00:35:54Huh?
00:35:54She's thinking about me.
00:35:57This is really good.
00:36:00Phew.
00:36:01He's not home yet.
00:36:02That vibrator was a lot louder than I thought it was going to be.
00:36:10How was your morning?
00:36:12Fine.
00:36:13Your sister got you this.
00:36:18Oh, my god.
00:36:20My sister didn't send me the vibrator, but then who?
00:36:26So, um, there was a package by the door that wasn't for my sister?
00:36:33Um, no.
00:36:34That crosses the line so much, you cannot just...
00:36:38Relax, listen.
00:36:39You know, I was going to return it, but it seemed like you were enjoying it so much.
00:36:46So, you heard me?
00:36:49I was trying to be a gentleman about the whole thing, but then, uh, I heard you say my name.
00:36:53Can you just stop talking?
00:36:55Okay?
00:36:55Hey, come on.
00:36:56What?
00:36:58You know, I really liked it.
00:37:00This is getting way too real.
00:37:01What if he's just like Adam and I get my heart broken again?
00:37:04No, okay, okay.
00:37:05All right.
00:37:06Stop.
00:37:06No, we're not doing this.
00:37:07Let's just end the contract.
00:37:09Oh, you want to end the contract?
00:37:10Um, after the gala, we're going to be done.
00:37:13That's what you want?
00:37:14Yeah.
00:37:22That has to be what I want.
00:37:24You can't trust him, Lucy.
00:37:26Clearly you can.
00:37:31Lucy, come on, open the door.
00:37:34Look, it was my bad, all right?
00:37:36I shouldn't have got you that gift.
00:37:37It was totally crossing the line, but just open the door.
00:37:40I'll make it up to you.
00:37:41I promise.
00:37:43How?
00:37:43I'll take you shopping.
00:37:45Shopping?
00:37:46I think all of your clothes are in the bushes underneath Emma's windows.
00:37:48Come on, I'll get you a new dress for the charity gala.
00:37:52I'll take you to the mall.
00:37:54You can get a mall pretzel.
00:37:56Oh.
00:37:59Did you see a mall pretzel?
00:38:00I did.
00:38:02Fine.
00:38:03All right, well, then your gowns and your pretzels will eat you.
00:38:06Why does he have to be so goddamn charming?
00:38:10Come on.
00:38:21Come here.
00:38:29What are you doing?
00:38:31I've been getting tailored clothes since I was a little kid.
00:38:33Put your arms up.
00:38:39God, look at his hands.
00:38:40God, look at his hands.
00:38:57Can I have a fist on me?
00:38:59There's nothing left to lose.
00:39:07Do it.
00:39:08Kiss me.
00:39:09Just do it.
00:39:12Hi, welcome.
00:39:13Can I help you?
00:39:14Hi.
00:39:15Um, yes, we are looking for a very beautiful dress.
00:39:19I've got the perfect one.
00:39:33What do you think?
00:39:34What do you think?
00:39:35You're the only thing on my mind, baby.
00:39:38You're the only thing on my mind, baby.
00:39:38You're the only thing on my mind, baby.
00:39:39Blake.
00:39:41Uh, I think it's, uh, amazing.
00:39:45I think it's totally you and you're beautiful.
00:39:49You two are adorable.
00:39:51Such a lovely couple.
00:39:53Oh, um, thank you.
00:39:55You know, I think so, too.
00:39:57So what do we think?
00:39:58We taking this dress home?
00:40:00Yes.
00:40:04Wait, Blake, it's $8,000.
00:40:07$8,000 to see you in that dress?
00:40:09Seems like a steal to me.
00:40:12Here you go.
00:40:19Hi.
00:40:21Um, why are we in a lingerie shop?
00:40:26Because if I was your boyfriend, I'd buy a lingerie.
00:40:28But you're not.
00:40:31Hi.
00:40:32Hi.
00:40:33What size bra?
00:40:34She's a 34B.
00:40:37What the hell?
00:40:38I don't know.
00:40:38How do you know my bra size?
00:40:40I eyeballed.
00:40:41You can't eyeball my boobs.
00:40:42I can and I will.
00:40:48You're impossible.
00:40:49And you love it.
00:40:52Since when do you buy lingerie?
00:40:58Since when do you buy lingerie?
00:41:00Since I have someone that I actually want to wear it for.
00:41:03You forget that I know you, Lucy.
00:41:04I can tell when you're trying to be someone you're not.
00:41:07I don't think I actually am trying to become the person that I've always wanted to be.
00:41:11Without you.
00:41:12Can I help you?
00:41:14We're shopping.
00:41:15Hey, babe, I like that one.
00:41:17Oh, yeah, that's the red one?
00:41:17Yeah.
00:41:18So sexy.
00:41:20Cute, right?
00:41:22I like it.
00:41:23What do you think, Adam?
00:41:25Think you look good in this?
00:41:26Actually, you know what?
00:41:27Don't answer that.
00:41:27It's really none of your business.
00:41:28Because I'm the one who's going to be seeing her in it.
00:41:30Not you.
00:41:31Sure.
00:41:32You're just doing this to piss me off.
00:41:34Oh, no, it's definitely an added bonus, but I'm really just doing it because my girlfriend
00:41:38is super hot.
00:41:40Oh, my God.
00:41:43And you're not so bad yourself, baby.
00:41:46You need to stay away from Blake, okay?
00:41:48He's just using you.
00:41:49Get your fucking hand off of me.
00:41:51You're going to get your heart broken, Lucy.
00:41:52He's just using you to get back with his supermodel ex-girlfriend.
00:41:58Hey, Adam.
00:41:59Watch it.
00:42:01Look her up.
00:42:02You're not his type.
00:42:05I don't trust you.
00:42:06And we're over, so can you just get the fuck out of my face?
00:42:09I think we both know that's a lie.
00:42:11It's not.
00:42:12Shut the fuck up.
00:42:17Adam, what is going on here?
00:42:19Oh, my God.
00:42:20Oh, my God.
00:42:21Seriously?
00:42:23Oh, my God.
00:42:24Seriously?
00:42:25You know, it's starting to smell like shit in here.
00:42:27Come on.
00:42:28Let's go, baby.
00:42:34Hold up.
00:42:36Did that feel good?
00:42:38Yeah.
00:42:39They felt pretty good.
00:42:41You look good.
00:42:45So, uh, how about we go get those bristles?
00:42:48Yes.
00:42:49I'm actually so hungry.
00:42:50Let's go.
00:42:52All right.
00:42:54Blake makes me feel so safe.
00:42:56But this is fake.
00:42:58This is all fake.
00:42:59Maybe he's just good at pretending.
00:43:03Why are you so obsessed with them?
00:43:06Oh, my God.
00:43:06Can we please not start with this?
00:43:08Oh.
00:43:08You're not obsessed with them.
00:43:11You're obsessed with her.
00:43:13At least she doesn't yap nonstop like you.
00:43:16Jesus Christ.
00:43:17Can you just give it a break?
00:43:18You have been obsessed with her ever since she started hooking up with Blake.
00:43:21Okay?
00:43:22I am your girlfriend now, remember?
00:43:24Yeah.
00:43:25And this isn't working anymore.
00:43:29Adam?
00:43:35Why do I care so much that I'm not his type when tonight is the last night of our fake
00:43:39relationship?
00:43:40God, get a grip, Lucy.
00:43:43So we got my suit.
00:43:45We got your beautiful dress and we got your beautiful shoes.
00:43:48Together we make the beauty and the beast.
00:44:00So you're looking at pictures of my ex-girlfriend, huh?
00:44:03Why are you doing that?
00:44:06I'm sure you still want to go to the Cala with me.
00:44:11Because it's fine if you don't.
00:44:13I know I'm not some supermodel.
00:44:17If Adam ever said anything like that, it's because he's an insecure little bitch who's
00:44:21just trying to destroy your confidence.
00:44:23All right?
00:44:23Don't let him.
00:44:24I'm serious.
00:44:26I know I'm nothing like her.
00:44:28I don't, like, measure up to her at all.
00:44:30No, no.
00:44:31You're a million times better than her.
00:44:32In every single fucking way.
00:44:35Okay, well then why did you guys break up?
00:44:37Uh, we broke up because she's a horrible person.
00:44:40She's mean.
00:44:41She's not nice.
00:44:42She's not charismatic and beautiful and funny and charming like you.
00:44:46She's the one that doesn't compare to you.
00:44:48Believe that.
00:44:50And I do take pretty good photos.
00:44:52You do?
00:44:53You're an amazing photographer.
00:44:55You're an amazing artist.
00:44:57You're beautiful, Lucy.
00:45:01And you know, you're an amazing photographer who's never taken a picture of yours truly,
00:45:05so I should be the one who's upset.
00:45:07Oh yeah?
00:45:08Yeah.
00:45:09That's what you think.
00:45:11What do you mean?
00:45:13What are you doing?
00:45:16What is that?
00:45:19I don't know.
00:45:20What is it?
00:45:21I have a surprise for you.
00:45:25Ta-da!
00:45:31Oh my god.
00:45:32It's so sick.
00:45:33Take a look.
00:45:34Let me see.
00:45:35Yes!
00:45:37It's awesome.
00:45:38It's super awesome.
00:45:40You really didn't have to do that.
00:45:42Of course I did.
00:45:43Consider it like my thank you for, you know, letting me stay here and find me all these clothes and
00:45:49stuff.
00:45:49Yeah, I'm going to get all those fake orgasms and all those fake kisses, too.
00:45:53Come on.
00:45:54Okay.
00:45:55Whoa!
00:45:57I guess that, too.
00:45:59Sure.
00:46:00Thank you for that.
00:46:01You know what?
00:46:01It was my pleasure.
00:46:03Stop.
00:46:05I'm serious.
00:46:08You know, you act like a cocky asshole, but I think you're a pretty decent guy.
00:46:15Don't tell anybody, or I don't ruin my reputation.
00:46:18Don't worry.
00:46:18I won't.
00:46:20Seriously.
00:46:31That was the coolest thing that anybody's ever done for me.
00:46:35I'm glad you like it.
00:46:36I do.
00:46:38You know, I think it's better than any photo I've ever taken of Adam.
00:46:42If Adam were to ask you to get back together with him tonight, what would you say?
00:46:51I don't know.
00:46:53I don't know.
00:46:53You know what?
00:46:54Don't answer that.
00:46:57I'm sorry I asked.
00:46:59No.
00:47:00It's fine.
00:47:01Well, why don't we get dressed.
00:47:06You know, you're still my fake girlfriend tonight, so I'm going to enjoy it.
00:47:29Oh, they're all staring.
00:47:32Don't trip.
00:47:33Don't emotionally implode.
00:47:34Hey, you look nice.
00:47:38Thanks, X.
00:47:40Not as nice as Sophia.
00:47:42Blake's ex.
00:47:44Hi, boys.
00:47:46Oh, what is that supposed to mean?
00:47:48Oh, she was just the last girl that Blake brought to one of these things.
00:47:52She's a model.
00:47:53You're nowhere near her league.
00:47:59Emma, why don't you fly out of here on the broomstick you came in on?
00:48:03Leave my girl alone.
00:48:05Come with me.
00:48:15God, don't listen to her.
00:48:17You look beautiful.
00:48:19He's just saying that.
00:48:20How could he ever think I'm beautiful after being with someone like Sophia?
00:48:24So, this is it, huh?
00:48:30Yep.
00:48:32The charity gala.
00:48:34The end of our professional agreement.
00:48:38Clean ending.
00:48:40You know, just like we talked about.
00:48:43Yeah.
00:48:44Clean.
00:48:51Well, you know, it's been fun fake dating.
00:48:53Fake dating?
00:48:55I knew it.
00:49:00You, too.
00:49:02It's been fun.
00:49:09You know, it's crazy how easy it was to make my ex jealous.
00:49:14Yeah, but after this, we go back to real life.
00:49:17Yeah.
00:49:19But you got what you wanted, right?
00:49:20You showed him.
00:49:22Yeah, you are so worth choosing.
00:49:24I mean, you are.
00:49:29Ladies and gentlemen, we'll begin our presentation shortly.
00:49:35Well...
00:49:35Blake, can I see you for just a second?
00:49:37We've got a few things we need to verify.
00:49:41Um...
00:49:41Yeah.
00:49:42Yeah.
00:49:42Sure.
00:49:50Lucy.
00:49:52Can I talk to you for a minute?
00:49:53Adam, right now is not the time, okay?
00:49:55Please, just for five minutes.
00:50:00Okay.
00:50:01Sure.
00:50:08I screwed up.
00:50:10I know.
00:50:11You cheated on me with my roommate.
00:50:13Emma isn't you.
00:50:15She never supported me like you did.
00:50:17She never believed in me.
00:50:19And I'm sorry about what I said about you being bad in bed.
00:50:22I just...
00:50:23I was jealous.
00:50:25I've actually missed you a lot.
00:50:28Breaking out with you was the biggest mistake of my life.
00:50:35God, you're so beautiful.
00:50:42Really?
00:50:43Yeah.
00:51:00Well, I guess she got what she wants.
00:51:03Maybe she should be with Adam.
00:51:09This should feel better.
00:51:12What's wrong?
00:51:13You don't know us.
00:51:15This doesn't feel right.
00:51:17What are you talking about?
00:51:18I know the only reason you dated Blake was to get back at me.
00:51:21It made me jealous.
00:51:23You...
00:51:24You know that?
00:51:26Congratulations.
00:51:27You made me jealous.
00:51:28Okay?
00:51:29So...
00:51:29I want you back now, okay?
00:51:31No.
00:51:32No.
00:51:32No.
00:51:33I did...
00:51:34I did want you back, but...
00:51:37Great.
00:51:38I know.
00:51:38I don't want...
00:51:39I don't want that anymore.
00:51:41That kiss, it didn't feel right.
00:51:45And I'm sick and tired of chasing you.
00:51:47Okay?
00:51:48So this is it.
00:51:49This is it.
00:51:50We're done.
00:51:52Goodbye.
00:51:55Lucy!
00:52:01Adam, give it a rest.
00:52:03You only want Lucy because Blake wants her.
00:52:07You don't know what you're talking about.
00:52:13If he broke up with her, you would come crawling back to me.
00:52:18I have to break up Blake and Lucy.
00:52:26Blake?
00:52:27Blake, where are you?
00:52:29Where did you go?
00:52:35Hey, where did you go?
00:52:42All right, ladies and gentlemen.
00:52:45The moment you've all been waiting for.
00:52:47This year's youth sports.
00:52:49Impact Award goes to...
00:52:54Blake Ashburn.
00:53:01That's a good bullshit!
00:53:06Don't touch me, okay?
00:53:08It's over.
00:53:13Blake, are you here?
00:53:16Blake?
00:53:18Well, I'm sure he's just out there practicing his slap shots.
00:53:36Here you are.
00:53:38You know, if you want to pack your stuff, go ahead.
00:53:43Don't mind me.
00:53:47You literally just missed the entire fucking gala.
00:53:50Really, huh?
00:53:51Yeah.
00:53:52You know, I'm surprised you noticed if I was there and, uh, you seem pretty occupied.
00:53:55You're all cozy.
00:53:57That's your boy, Adam.
00:53:58Oh.
00:53:58Oh, yeah, you saw that.
00:54:00Okay.
00:54:00Yeah, I saw everything.
00:54:02You know, I thought that we were on a quest for revenge, but turns out you were just, uh,
00:54:07just trying to get back with it.
00:54:08All right, I'll admit it, okay?
00:54:10It was nice to see him jealous, and it felt good, okay?
00:54:14But I-
00:54:14Lucy, you were playing games with me.
00:54:16Let's be honest.
00:54:17Yeah, it's okay.
00:54:19But if we're playing games, you know what?
00:54:21That's fine.
00:54:23We're gonna play my game.
00:54:24Let's make this sound more interesting.
00:54:26No, Blake, I'm-I'm not-
00:54:33Catch up.
00:54:34No, I'm not-I'm not drinking that.
00:54:36It's fucking disgusting.
00:54:37Lucy, I just saw the woman that I love kissing another man.
00:54:39So why don't you just please drink it?
00:54:42Come on.
00:54:44Okay.
00:54:46Fine.
00:54:57That is so strong.
00:54:59I'm gonna-it's like burning.
00:55:04Okay.
00:55:06Truth or dare.
00:55:08Uh, truth?
00:55:12You getting back together with Adam?
00:55:15No.
00:55:16Blake, we are not back together.
00:55:18What do you mean you're not back together?
00:55:19I just saw you guys.
00:55:21Are you lying to me?
00:55:22What?
00:55:22Lucy, please, I can't take it.
00:55:24Do-do not lie to me right now.
00:55:25No, I was trying to tell you earlier,
00:55:27if you would have let me finish,
00:55:28that, yeah, okay, you might have seen me kiss him,
00:55:30but I hated it.
00:55:31It was disgusting, and I don't like him.
00:55:35Okay?
00:55:36I-I like someone else.
00:55:40I like someone else.
00:55:44Tell me who you like, Lucy.
00:55:46And please be very specific.
00:55:49Mm-mm.
00:55:51No.
00:55:52What?
00:55:52It's your turn.
00:55:54Truth or dare.
00:55:56I choose dare.
00:56:07You have to kiss me,
00:56:08and then I'll tell you who I like.
00:56:33I'm for the most of you ever.
00:56:35Well, I'm for the most of you ever.
00:56:39Well, I'm for the most of you ever.
00:56:43I don't know.
00:56:45You were the ones who I didn't bought you.
00:56:47Oh, I know.
00:56:49Truth or dare.
00:56:52Truth.
00:56:53Did you think about me?
00:56:56When?
00:56:57You know when?
00:56:59Of course I know.
00:57:01Can you?
00:57:02Did you think about me?
00:57:03Hmm?
00:57:05Lucy, I think about you every night.
00:57:11You see that gift I got you?
00:57:13Yeah.
00:57:14Didn't work.
00:57:15It was good.
00:57:18But I don't know.
00:57:19Let's fix that.
00:57:20Right now.
00:57:30Okay.
00:57:33I don't want it to be fake.
00:57:36It's not going to be fake, baby.
00:57:37I don't want it to be real.
00:57:39I don't want it.
00:57:43I have a question.
00:57:46Does this mean our deal's over?
00:57:50Fuck that deal.
00:57:52It's always been real to me.
00:57:54If this is real, then there's always a chance my heart could get broken again.
00:57:59What?
00:58:01What?
00:58:02Lucy, what are you doing?
00:58:03Talk to me.
00:58:06Adam said I was really bad, so I don't want to disappoint you.
00:58:11Lucy, that would be impossible.
00:58:13You are the most beautiful person that I have ever met, and you care.
00:58:16And you've never been with anybody that made you feel safe, that made you feel loved.
00:58:21But I'm here now.
00:58:23And it's just me and you.
00:58:25There's nothing to fear.
00:58:28And there's nothing to prove.
00:58:30I'm really not faking it for so long.
00:58:32It will happen to be good.
00:58:36We're gonna take it slow.
00:58:38We don't have to do anything that you don't want to do.
00:58:47But you did say that you liked somebody.
00:58:50Is it me?
00:58:53Yes, it's you.
00:58:56Like, I like you.
00:59:00I've always wanted this to be real.
00:59:02Me too.
00:59:05Always.
00:59:14I'm sorry.
00:59:17It's alright.
00:59:20I and I.
00:59:25My phone calls me like you.
00:59:32I don't care.
00:59:33I don't care.
00:59:33I don't care.
00:59:33I don't care.
00:59:33This is a beauty.
00:59:34I don't care.
00:59:35I don't care.
00:59:56What are you doing?
00:59:59I make you feel good.
01:00:01Yeah.
01:00:06Holy shit.
01:00:08Look at him.
01:00:10I'm a hockey player, baby.
01:00:12Which means I'm very determined.
01:00:15And my work ethic is very, very methodical.
01:00:23I'm not leaving a spot until the job is done.
01:00:29It's putting a lot of pressure on yourself.
01:00:32You don't have to do that.
01:00:34What more?
01:00:35What more?
01:00:35What.
01:00:47What?
01:00:53you
01:01:16I
01:01:24Good morning.
01:01:25Good morning.
01:01:28What?
01:01:29What?
01:01:32You were amazing last night.
01:01:36You don't have to say that.
01:01:37I know I don't have to say that.
01:01:39I'm serious.
01:01:42You know, Adamus had no fucking idea what he was doing.
01:01:44Because you weren't just good.
01:01:46You were great.
01:01:47Get up the nose.
01:01:53You know, I wish I could just stay in bed with you all day,
01:01:55but I think I have to get to practice.
01:02:02You sure?
01:02:04Yeah.
01:02:07You know, I was kind of hoping that maybe we could have
01:02:11meet my sister today.
01:02:12She's in town.
01:02:14Your sister?
01:02:15Yeah.
01:02:15Yeah?
01:02:16I kind of talk about you a lot.
01:02:18Oh, yeah.
01:02:20Mm-hmm.
01:02:20Is it the next thing?
01:02:22Of course.
01:02:23Well, maybe after practice, we can find somewhere to get some lunch.
01:02:26What do you think?
01:02:27Okay.
01:02:28Yeah.
01:02:30It's perfect.
01:02:32Yeah.
01:02:36What do you think?
01:02:40A girlfriend.
01:02:43Me.
01:02:44A boyfriend?
01:02:46I love it.
01:02:48Yeah?
01:02:49Yeah.
01:02:52all right i gotta go oh kick ass
01:02:57this feels too easy and that's what makes it dangerous
01:03:14you're calling to forward to automatic voice message
01:03:20please pick up i want to apologize
01:03:28what what do you want lucy hey look i feel really bad about how things ended with us
01:03:34you do yes of course we used to have so much fun as roommates why don't we catch up for
01:03:40coffee
01:03:41at that place on third why would i ever want to be friends again look i have information about
01:03:46sophia that you might want to hear what do you know what is it i'd rather tell you in person
01:03:51okay uh just give me 10 minutes okay good i'll see you soon
01:04:01how do you know this is gonna work i mean we don't even know if he's gonna be here
01:04:06oh trust me i know he's gonna be here he comes to this coffee shop after hockey practice every
01:04:12day between 9 30 and 10 so he should be here any oh look there he is it's a go
01:04:26sophia oh my god blake what are you doing here huh
01:04:32i heard your team made the final round of playoffs congrats thank you you're always a very
01:04:36big fan of me winning i wanted you to be the best you could be we all do what could
01:04:41emma
01:04:41possibly have to tell me about sophia you look good oh my god is that blake's ex
01:04:49i've been thinking about you a lot lately sophia we were so good together blake don't you
01:04:54ever miss that i could go back to right where we left off i knew it i knew i shouldn't
01:05:02dress
01:05:02him i only liked him because i was a hockey player that's not true you're also so hot
01:05:09oh god i can't watch any more of this stay away from me you know i know you and i
01:05:17see through
01:05:17all this bullshit all right you liked me for two reasons one because you like to party so fucking
01:05:22watch and two because it helped raise your status you know i'm with somebody yeah somebody
01:05:26new please give a shit about that stuff all right that little poor girl i've been hearing so much
01:05:32about i'm done yeah goodbye
01:05:42i can't believe i fell for a cheater again
01:05:47lucy i am so sorry that you had to see that i just knew that if i told you over
01:05:52the phone you
01:05:53weren't gonna believe me i don't trust emma but she did show me the truth about blake
01:06:00look i know you can't trust me but you shouldn't trust blake i see him with sophia all the time
01:06:08i feel so stupid i you know i really thought that he was different oh no don't blame yourself
01:06:14it's hard to see bass blake's charm or those biceps
01:06:21god i just have terrible taste in it
01:06:25well if you want any advice don't date hockey players okay they're not worth the heartbreak
01:06:31yeah no i'm never dating hockey player ever again
01:06:36i guess i should say thanks you know for looking out for me anytime
01:07:04it didn't work he's not interested oh it's going to work they'll be broken up by the end of the
01:07:11day
01:07:14hey lucy i got purples where you at lucy
01:07:21oh god where the hell is
01:07:40it was fun while it lasted but i guess all good things have to come to an end
01:07:44i hope you and sophia are happy together
01:07:46what in this
01:07:49sophia
01:07:51oh my god
01:07:52oh my god
01:07:56oh fuck
01:08:07you've been uh
01:08:10quiet for like 10 minutes
01:08:12it's really weird for you
01:08:15sober between me and blake
01:08:16okay
01:08:19it's bill
01:08:19well i thought i might have
01:08:22you know picked a good guy finally but
01:08:27turns out they're all the same
01:08:29sorry lucy
01:08:31you seem so happy with him
01:08:33you know at this point can we just like swear off all men
01:08:37seriously
01:08:37i know
01:08:39they'll fucking suck
01:08:40yeah
01:08:41well you do say that every time you get your heart broken
01:08:44i know i'm serious like i mean it
01:08:46you know you can't let one bad experience
01:08:48stop you from trying again
01:08:50i don't want to get hurt again
01:08:52i know
01:08:54but what if you don't
01:08:56what if
01:08:57this next time it works out
01:09:00you know
01:09:03lucy
01:09:05is that
01:09:08yep
01:09:09should i
01:09:10no no no i'll get it it's fine
01:09:19hey
01:09:20can i explain something to you
01:09:22please
01:09:23be my guest
01:09:26um
01:09:27so this is my sister grace
01:09:29you're supposed to meet her the other day
01:09:31remember
01:09:32yeah
01:09:33hi grace
01:09:33blake
01:09:34hey
01:09:35nice to meet you
01:09:35yeah
01:09:37well
01:09:37i'm gonna give you two some privacy
01:09:39thank you
01:09:43hey
01:09:45so
01:09:46i got totally ambushed
01:09:47by my ex today
01:09:49but i mean i just told her that
01:09:51i'm not interested
01:09:52it's not what it looked like
01:09:54what do you mean it's not what it looks like
01:09:55what were you there
01:09:58yeah
01:09:58yeah i was there
01:10:00i saw everything
01:10:01my suspicions were
01:10:03right
01:10:04you are a man whore
01:10:06and you're always gonna be one
01:10:08that's not true
01:10:09please don't say things like that right now
01:10:11listen
01:10:12i'm trying to explain something to you
01:10:13nothing was happening
01:10:14nothing was going to happen
01:10:16i promise you
01:10:17i'm not your type
01:10:19okay
01:10:20just
01:10:21just admit it
01:10:23not my type
01:10:24lucy what are you saying
01:10:27if you can't trust me after every single thing that we've been through
01:10:30i don't know
01:10:30then maybe we should go our separate ways
01:10:35don't do that
01:10:37come on lucy
01:10:39okay
01:10:43i do so you know
01:10:46i'm not adam
01:10:48i never will be
01:10:53sorry
01:11:06welcome to the championship game
01:11:08where the leopard shield
01:11:09take on the thunderhogs
01:11:18um
01:11:19photographer
01:11:20hi
01:11:20could you get a photo of me and my blake
01:11:23your blake
01:11:25yeah i think it would look good for the papers
01:11:28blake
01:11:31blake come here
01:11:41got it
01:11:43good luck out there today
01:11:45remember
01:11:45you're a winner blake
01:11:47thanks
01:11:50lucy what are you doing here huh
01:11:54just doing my job
01:11:56oh i thought you said you didn't care
01:12:02so why are you crying
01:12:09lucy
01:12:14lucy
01:12:17lucy
01:12:21i just wanted to introduce myself
01:12:22i know who you are
01:12:24and you know blake and i are back together
01:12:27okay
01:12:28cool i don't care
01:12:30stop embarrassing yourself
01:12:31it's pathetic how you follow him around all the time
01:12:34i'm a photographer that's my job
01:12:36i take photos
01:12:38yeah
01:12:39he did say that you're obsessed with taking photos of him
01:12:42he said that
01:12:45how did you ever think
01:12:47a guy like blake
01:12:49could choose a nobody like you
01:12:51well i don't care about blake
01:12:52so go ahead
01:12:53go ahead you can have him
01:12:57lucy
01:12:59he did say you were sweet
01:13:01but
01:13:03not somebody who would ever take seriously
01:13:13get it together
01:13:17i just don't understand why you don't want to be with me
01:13:20oh my god you're so needy
01:13:22if i would do anything for you
01:13:25i broke up blake and lucy
01:13:27so that his head wouldn't be in the game tonight for you
01:13:30what how did you do that
01:13:31convinced sophia to try and win him back
01:13:34blake doesn't want her but lucy doesn't need that
01:13:36he's not back together with sophia
01:13:39i don't need you meddling with my life okay
01:13:41i can destroy blake
01:13:42all on my own
01:13:44destroy blake
01:13:45okay
01:13:46how are you gonna do that
01:13:48already done
01:13:49let's just say that he skates a sabotage
01:13:51and his ankle's gonna break as soon as the puck drops
01:13:56adam
01:13:57it's time to hit the ice
01:13:58let's go
01:13:59we've got it coach
01:14:02blake's gonna break his ankle
01:14:03that'll destroy his whole career
01:14:05i gotta save him before the puck drop
01:14:14let's go blakey
01:14:15come on adam
01:14:17i can't believe lucy wanted you
01:14:19you're not mad that lucy wanted me
01:14:20but you're mad that she didn't want you
01:14:23i'm gonna destroy you asperger
01:14:25bring it on
01:14:26let's go blakey
01:14:29you're the best
01:14:30come on adam you're so hot on the ice
01:14:33blake stop you
01:14:35you're skating
01:14:35they've been sabotaged
01:14:37don't drop the puck
01:14:38i've gotta save him
01:14:41well
01:14:41here goes nothing
01:14:52like stop
01:14:55what's this
01:14:56a random man
01:14:57who said run out onto the ice
01:14:58hey lucy what do you do
01:15:10lucy what are you doing
01:15:12blake
01:15:13i had to save you
01:15:14save me
01:15:15now what
01:15:16sorry miss
01:15:18you know the ladies love blake
01:15:19but you can't be pummeling him on the ice
01:15:22no
01:15:22no no no no
01:15:23he tried to sabotage him
01:15:25you did huh
01:15:29now the real fan seems to be accusing star player adam johnson of cheating
01:15:33somebody get her on the tumbo trot
01:15:35this is bullshit
01:15:36she's lying
01:15:38this is my ex-girlfriend
01:15:40she's been so hellbent on getting revenge on me
01:15:42that she even started fake dating blake
01:15:45wow
01:15:46it's the best fight
01:15:48yeah that's right
01:15:50she pretended to date blake just to get back at me
01:15:52and now she accuses me of cheating
01:15:55she's pathetic
01:15:56hey why don't you watch your fucking mouth
01:15:58hey why don't you watch your fucking mouth
01:16:01you got this lucy
01:16:10maybe i
01:16:11pretended to date blake
01:16:13or so i thought
01:16:15it was like that but
01:16:17you know i thought he was this big notorious playboy
01:16:20but that's actually you
01:16:21he is nothing
01:16:22like that
01:16:23he takes care of me
01:16:26he supports me
01:16:27he does everything
01:16:29i could ever ask for
01:16:31and
01:16:31it doesn't even feel like pretend anymore
01:16:34i've realized it's not
01:16:36and
01:16:36and i've realized that i actually love him
01:16:45well this is taking quite a turn
01:16:51aww
01:16:52can we get back to hockey now
01:16:53no we cannot get back to hockey
01:16:55you try to break his fucking ankle
01:16:57you're jealous of his career
01:16:58well you literally have like no proof
01:17:01so can you just
01:17:02oh you don't have proof
01:17:04okay
01:17:07let's just say that he skates and sabotage
01:17:09and his ankle's gonna break as soon as the puck drops
01:17:13you fucking asshole
01:17:15who's your proof
01:17:16asshole
01:17:19you gotta go
01:17:20you're done
01:17:21what
01:17:21no
01:17:22you gotta go
01:17:23this is
01:17:23this is bullshit
01:17:24this is bullshit
01:17:31my nose
01:17:34oh
01:17:38hey
01:17:39careful
01:17:41oh i'm still loose
01:17:45lucy
01:17:45lucy
01:17:45did you mean what you just said back there
01:17:47did you really mean that
01:17:48i do
01:17:51i love you
01:17:52and it didn't always just feel like pretending
01:17:54you know it was never pretend for me
01:17:58ever
01:18:07are you freaking kidding me
01:18:14well in my 30 years of announcing
01:18:16i have to say i've never seen a more exciting start to a hockey game
01:18:23you're doing great
01:18:25so you won
01:18:26today
01:18:27how does it feel
01:18:29it feels pretty good
01:18:31you know i'm just trying to make sure you don't break your ankle
01:18:33i'm not you know
01:18:34after all this practice i'm gonna go pro
01:18:36yeah maybe you could do the puck
01:18:38okay what the fuck
01:18:41i know i'm not that good
01:18:42but i'll get better okay
01:18:44you know i know something else you're pretty good at
01:18:53really good
01:18:54yeah
01:19:03calm down
01:19:07you know there's a will there's a will
01:19:09yeah we could do this thing right now
01:19:12don't tempt
01:19:12like
01:19:13you know
01:19:17today's the
01:19:17deadline for a whole
01:19:20big dating thing
01:19:23so i'm wondering
01:19:25did you get what you wanted
01:19:28you know
01:19:29you know at first i told you that i wanted to win the playoffs
01:19:31yeah
01:19:33well i really wanted to
01:19:34i've really seen
01:19:38so do i
01:19:45i have no problem waiting for you to catch up
01:19:49i have no problem waiting for you to catch up
01:19:50i'm a friend i'm a moon i'm a phone i'm talking to him
01:19:54i'm a time can't do it just one sip i'm a ticket to him
01:20:02i'm a friend i'm a friend i'm a moon i'm a phone i'm talking to him
01:20:10i'm a time can't do it just one sip i'm a ticket to him
01:20:14you
01:20:15give me the
01:20:16you
01:20:17you
01:20:17you
01:20:17you
01:20:18you
01:20:19you
01:20:21you
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