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00:00:07I'm ready to go.
00:00:08Let's go.
00:00:10Let's go.
00:00:12You've got a lot.
00:00:14I'm ready to go.
00:00:19I'm here.
00:00:23I'm going to go.
00:00:27I'm going to go there.
00:00:28Mr.
00:00:30I don't have any money.
00:00:32I'm going to go there.
00:00:37Mr.
00:00:37Mr.
00:00:39Mr.
00:00:40Mr.
00:00:44Mr.
00:00:49Mr.
00:00:51I'm waiting for you
00:00:58I'm going to go
00:01:01Thank you
00:01:04Thank you
00:01:05Thank you
00:01:05I'm going to be a great show配慮
00:01:07I'll be
00:01:08able to show the video I'm ready
00:01:08for six months I'll be
00:01:12able to show the video I'll be
00:01:13able to show the video I'll be
00:01:14able to write my show I'm going
00:01:14to be a great show I'll be
00:01:19able to show the video Oh, yeah
00:01:26I was thinking about it.
00:01:28I'm going to be late now.
00:01:29I'm not late now.
00:01:45Hi, Kahn經理.
00:01:48Kahn經理.
00:01:52今年有重要客户簽約。千萬不能遲到。要是搞砸了
00:02:11,你就給我捲破了一個滾蛋。是〈我才不去這麼早呢。先
00:02:13når cry面遊戲,肯定吃到。
00:02:16Yeah, cool!
00:02:39I'm having a phone call now!
00:02:44You are laughing at me, I tell you my sacrifice.
00:02:48Why is she so sad?
00:02:51I am so sad!
00:03:03How are you working?
00:03:05A bit of a moment.
00:03:07It's a time.
00:03:08It's time, so much more.
00:03:09住手 光天化日 你干什么呢
00:03:18大爷 你以后可得小心点 刚才差点让人把钱包偷了
00:03:23大爷 你眼睛不方便 我帮你塞兜里 塞左兜 您别忘了啊
00:03:31谢谢你 小伙子 现在像你这么有正义感的年轻人不多了
00:03:36举手之劳嘛
00:03:38大爷 我上班快迟到了 我先走了啊
00:03:43大爷 注意着点啊
00:03:51梦露 等一下我到公司来视察
00:03:56小晨完了 中枪口着了
00:03:59迟到半小时还不接韩经理电话 这下他死定了
00:04:13送主上班迟到半小时 获得现天奖励二十万元 已打入送主银行卡
00:04:20迟到半小时 获得现天奖励二十万元 连我一年工资都高 这奖励也太爽了吧
00:04:27倒 魔护 迟到半小时 获得现天奖励二十万元 迟到一年工资都高 假设
00:04:56Oh my god, I have to wait for half an hour.
00:04:59No, I'm sorry.
00:05:00Today, I'm going to kill a young man.
00:05:03I'm not going to tell you about it.
00:05:06You don't want to leave your mind.
00:05:08I'll see you if you don't want to do it.
00:05:10I'm just going to get it.
00:05:11If he is now going to take care of me,
00:05:12how will he take care of me?
00:05:16He's going to take care of me.
00:05:17He's going to take care of me.
00:05:18He's going to take care of me.
00:05:21Oh,一千亿
00:05:27!韩孟璐
00:05:29,有本事你就开除我
00:05:31,不开除我你就是狗
00:05:35!韩孟璐,有本事你就开除我
00:05:38,不开除!韩经理
00:05:41,小陈刚才什么都没说
00:05:46,您换听了。昨天有加班的关键,
00:05:49我们今天就有点失常啊。韩经理
00:05:53,您大人有大量别跟他计较。放开我
00:05:54!不是,你们干什么呀?韩孟璐
00:05:57,有本事你今天开除我呀!
00:06:24这阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵阵
00:06:25Hamlou, come back!
00:06:28You're a fool!
00:06:29You're a fool!
00:06:32You're not going to let me do that!
00:06:33I'm going to do a million dollars!
00:06:35The警告!
00:06:36The警告 is not going to be a free of the program,
00:06:38and you cannot be charged with the program.
00:06:40They are just going to be in the normal situation.
00:06:42You're going to get a chance to get a chance.
00:06:44I'm not going to say.
00:06:47Mr.
00:06:48Mr.
00:06:48Mr.
00:06:49Mr.
00:06:50I'm not that.
00:06:51You're not the one.
00:06:52You're not the one.
00:06:53I'm not the one.
00:06:56I'm not the one.
00:06:57I'm not the one.
00:07:06I'm not the one.
00:07:08This is the one that's the one.
00:07:10Oh, no.
00:07:11It's not the one.
00:07:13Oh, my God.
00:07:15Don't worry about that.
00:07:18That's a good thing.
00:07:18Because he's a little bit,
00:07:20I'm not the one.
00:07:21You're not the one.
00:07:22You're the one.
00:07:23Your little boy's heart is so good.
00:07:25He's almost the one.
00:07:27He's not the one.
00:07:29He's not the one.
00:07:30You're not the one.
00:07:32There's no one.
00:07:33Who's not the one.
00:07:36You're not the one.
00:07:36Thank you for your kindness.
00:07:38I'm not afraid of being charged.
00:07:39I'm not the one.
00:07:41Your son is a good thing.
00:07:43You're not the one.
00:07:44I'm not the one.
00:07:44难怪人家喊几里会生气啊
00:07:46听歌一句劝
00:07:47说几句好话服个软
00:07:50大事化小 小事化了
00:07:52现在工作不好找啊
00:07:54确实是我考虑不中了
00:07:57这个项目快收尾了
00:08:00我被开除没事
00:08:01我不能连累王乔和马良拿不到奖金
00:08:03不就是跟女人道歉吗
00:08:05打仗子能去能慎
00:08:07大爷 那个啥
00:08:10我给他道个歉就没事了啊
00:08:13我倒要看看谁敢让他道歉
00:08:15爸 你干什么呀
00:08:20我要是不来
00:08:22还不知道你要开除这么好的员工
00:08:24我吗
00:08:25爸 您根本就不了解情况
00:08:30陈卓他今天不仅迟到了半个小时
00:08:31他 他还当中骂我
00:08:34迟到
00:08:35那是因为他在公司外面救了我
00:08:38才耽误时间的
00:08:39这么有正义感的小伙子
00:08:42如果不是有事儿 怎么会迟到
00:08:45爸 公司的事情您就别管了
00:08:49我有分寸
00:08:49反正我不同意开除他
00:08:52好好好好 不开除
00:08:55大爷 救他
00:08:58他还扣我这个月全金奖
00:09:02小陈的全金奖一分不少地发给他
00:09:03老陆 听见没有
00:09:06知道了吧
00:09:08小伙子 干得不错
00:09:10对啊 等一下跟立元公司的签约
00:09:13你代表公司去谈
00:09:14爸 这么重要的签约 怎么能交给他
00:09:19就这么定了
00:09:20嘿嘿 又是搞砸签约 肯定都被开除
00:09:24再迟到一会儿 岂不是又能拿到奖定
00:09:27一举两得啊
00:09:28好大董事长
00:09:30保证完成任务
00:09:33好大董事长
00:09:35好大董事长
00:09:36好大董事长
00:09:38辰哥 咱们就迟到半个小时了
00:09:41这立元的王总可是出了名的难搞
00:09:43这签约要是黄了 都得完蛋
00:09:46嗯 才迟到半个小时而已
00:09:50不急 走
00:09:54速度签约迟到半小时
00:09:55将立元朵小区三军式一套
00:09:57防展证及门锁密码
00:09:58引发送至速度手机
00:10:00哦 这个好 这个好
00:10:04诚哥 你咋啦
00:10:07走 小琴 签约去啦
00:10:10哈哈哈哈
00:10:12怎么了
00:10:18签约还迟到这么长时间
00:10:19可这公司太没有诚意啦
00:10:21王总 我这不是来了吗
00:10:25王总 抱歉啊
00:10:26刚才有点事来晚了
00:10:29彪总
00:10:31您看
00:10:32嗯
00:10:33我们来都来了
00:10:34您再不原谅我们
00:10:36是不是显得有点不太大度啦
00:10:38嗯
00:10:40嗯
00:10:40王总
00:10:42既然成代表来了
00:10:44那就开始签约吧
00:10:45时间宝贵
00:10:46嗯
00:10:46嗯
00:10:47好好
00:10:47啊!
00:10:50水还要我把签约解放了?
00:10:52嘿嘿 韩木露肯定会开除我的!
00:10:55王总 我先看看啊!
00:11:00等一下我提高五个百分帖 王总肯定要搬联!
00:11:07王总啊 关于给我们公司利益分成这里啊
00:11:10我认为25%不太合适 应该提高为30%
00:11:17Mr. President, do you want me to talk about it?
00:11:20I'll give you the company five minutes.
00:11:22We're going to have a lot to do this.
00:11:24Mr. President, I don't want to talk about it.
00:11:26We're playing a game industry.
00:11:28We can't find it so much.
00:11:32I've got so many people here.
00:11:34I don't know if I'm going to talk about it.
00:11:35So I'm not going to talk about it.
00:11:38I'm not going to be able to talk about it.
00:11:45Well, if the company is so difficult,
00:11:50I think it should increase to 35%?
00:11:55What are you doing? 35%?
00:12:01Why don't you take it?
00:12:03Mr. President, these are all good deals.
00:12:06Let's see if it's not a problem.
00:12:08We can't do it.
00:12:09We're taking the company's money.
00:12:11What's the company?
00:12:11This can be much more benefit than profit,
00:12:14it's not a property allrabisz years ago.
00:12:18Mr. President,
00:12:18I do have to pay attention to the company!
00:12:21Mr. President if it's your deal…
00:12:22Mr. President,
00:12:22where you can go U-seek the players?
00:12:23Mr. President,
00:12:28Mr. President,
00:12:28I'll never give this money.
00:12:29Mr. President would murder it a winner…
00:12:30Mr. President,
00:12:31Mr. President,
00:12:32Mr. President,
00:12:32Mr. President,
00:12:33Mr. President,
00:12:34Mr. President,
00:12:34Mr. Blessed are you all who was responsible for being one for this?
00:12:40Oh my God, I can't do it.
00:12:42The company will know that we are so skilled.
00:12:45It will be a challenge for us.
00:12:47Actually, I think it would be 30% of us.
00:12:49It would be 35%?
00:12:52Please.
00:12:53Everything is in my mind.
00:12:56I'm just going to call you a簽約.
00:12:59Of course, I'm not going to do that.
00:13:03You don't have a sense.
00:13:06I'm going to ask you how to do it.
00:13:08He's going to call me.
00:13:10I'm going to call you a lawyer.
00:13:12I'm going to ask you a lawyer.
00:13:14I'm going to get rid of the interview.待
00:13:17up. If
00:13:18you look at the attorney, you'll be done. To
00:13:21finish the interview. I'll
00:13:21call you a coffee. Mr.
00:13:27Mr.
00:13:32Mr.
00:13:34Mr.
00:13:34You're welcome.
00:14:04Yes, I'm sure you said it was
00:14:07I'll be able to help you in the future
00:14:09That we will be able to help you in the future
00:14:12Kahn经理 would not have a lot of money
00:14:13No, both of them have a space for the future
00:14:16So it will be able to collaborate to gain
00:14:17Kahn经理 will look at you
00:14:19Let you see the future
00:14:22Kahn经理
00:14:23I am also for the company to work
00:14:25The company is more than five percent
00:14:27That would be a number of thousand dollars
00:14:29So, let's watch for a few thousand dollars
00:14:34王总 您坐
00:14:41签吧
00:14:42只要你签了自我收到钱
00:14:46这个皮包公司就会完成它的使命了
00:14:50还要签
00:14:51看来是我做的还不够
00:15:01合作愉快
00:15:02合作愉快
00:15:05不好意思
00:15:07不好意思
00:15:08手滑了乘折
00:15:13你被开除了滚
00:15:17马上滚真的成功了
00:15:30千亿大奖我来了我走了拜拜韩经理以后你们公司找人真要擦亮眼睛别什么祸害
00:15:32都往里招两个亿的合同
00:15:36就这么弄坏了王总
00:15:37真是不好意思 是我管交不力
00:15:40这合同
00:15:41咱们再签一份吧
00:15:42你马上打印两份合同过来
00:15:50麻烦了王总
00:15:52你先坐
00:15:54王总
00:15:55你也别生气
00:15:56咱们这叫好事多磨吗
00:15:59确实
00:15:59是好事多磨
00:16:12王总
00:16:14您稍等
00:16:14我接个电话
00:16:16好喂
00:16:18爸 孟露
00:16:19和丽媛公司的合同签了没有
00:16:22本来签了的 被陈卓那个混蛋撒上咖啡了
00:16:25我正准备重新再签一份
00:16:27不要签不要签 千万不要签 我刚刚了解到丽媛就是个皮包公司
00:16:31什么 刚才又不是陈卓撒了咖啡
00:16:38公司就损失两个亿了
00:16:40韩经理
00:16:43接完电话咱们继续签合同吧
00:16:44王总
00:16:47您真当我海城集团是好糊弄的吗
00:16:49韩经理
00:16:49你这话是什么意思
00:16:53一个皮包公司
00:16:54还想空手套白狼
00:16:56献走我们两个夜
00:16:57王总
00:16:58您这胃口还真是不小啊
00:17:01韩经理
00:17:02没凭没据的事可不能乱说
00:17:04保安
00:17:06把他们两个赶出去
00:17:08久不合作
00:17:09韩蒙露
00:17:10你
00:17:10你别后悔啊
00:17:21喂 爸
00:17:22陈卓可是我们公司的福星啊
00:17:24要不惜一切代价留住他
00:17:27留住他
00:17:30可我刚刚已经把他开除了
00:17:32那就赶快追回来
00:17:33不仅要追回来
00:17:34还要晋升职务
00:17:37提升他为市场部组长
00:17:38啊
00:17:40啊
00:17:41啊
00:17:43我爸
00:17:44我爸也太夸张了吧
00:17:46誓死的事明明就是凑巧
00:17:47不过负命难违
00:17:49我还是赶紧去陈卓
00:17:51别人他走两个
00:17:57只要我走出这家公司
00:17:58我被开除的任务就算完成了
00:18:02我就能获得一千亿了
00:18:03寒梦露
00:18:06寒梦露
00:18:08我再也不用看你的脸色了
00:18:10一千亿
00:18:12我来了
00:18:14寒梦露
00:18:15放开我
00:18:16干什么
00:18:17寒梦露
00:18:21我已经和公司没有任何瓜葛了
00:18:22我受悔
00:18:23刚才开除你的话
00:18:24你不能走
00:18:26什么
00:18:27我给你升纸
00:18:31放开我
00:18:32谁也不能阻止我
00:18:34成为千亿富翁
00:18:35啊
00:18:40啊
00:18:41啊
00:18:44啊
00:18:44啊
00:18:49啊
00:18:50一千亿
00:18:52我来了
00:18:52寒梦露
00:18:53陪我一千亿
00:18:55寒梦露
00:18:56开除指令
00:18:57一杯撤销
00:18:58寒梦露
00:18:58寒梦露
00:19:00无法获得缺益奖励
00:19:01哎
00:19:02不是
00:19:03你
00:19:03我
00:19:05我手机呢
00:19:06我手机呢
00:19:07我手机呢
00:19:07陈主
00:19:09累死我了
00:19:12你为什么要撤销命令
00:19:13啊
00:19:15为什么要收回刚才的话
00:19:21还我一千亿
00:19:22还我一千亿
00:19:23还我一千亿
00:19:24还我一千亿
00:19:25啊
00:19:25陈主
00:19:26你冷静了一点
00:19:28你听我说
00:19:29这次千亿
00:19:30多亏你撒了咖啡
00:19:32那个丽媛
00:19:33他就是个皮包公司
00:19:36你帮公司挽回了两个亿的损失呢
00:19:39所以我费尽心思缴合合同
00:19:40不但没能让我被开除
00:19:43反而还帮公司挽回了两个亿的损失
00:19:44老天爷
00:19:45你是在玩我吗
00:19:46一个字
00:19:48绝
00:19:52没想到他对公司感情这么深
00:19:53吃到自己立了锅
00:19:55竟然高兴傻了
00:19:57你是不是跟他太可可
00:20:01陈主
00:20:04鉴于你今天优秀的表现
00:20:09公司决定认命你为市场部组长
00:20:25陈组长
00:20:26陈组长
00:20:27陈组长
00:20:27陈组长早啊
00:20:28陈组长听说你最近立了大功
00:20:31真厉害啊
00:20:31哈哈哈
00:20:33失败是成功他娘
00:20:35没关系
00:20:36一次不成我就继续努力
00:20:38总能被开除他
00:20:39哼
00:20:44今天既然来早啊
00:20:49那我就先去吃个早饭
00:20:50再去公司打卡
00:20:51绝对不能错过持到奖励
00:21:05这个陈组长
00:21:07上班时间都到了
00:21:08居然不去打卡
00:21:09还在这里悠闲的吃早餐
00:21:13等我找到机会
00:21:15一定要开除你
00:21:21叮
00:21:22恭喜宿主
00:21:23迟到半小时
00:21:24我都过目不忘记呢
00:21:26过目不忘记呢
00:21:28这还不如一千亿下
00:21:33陈经理
00:21:35陈经理
00:21:36陈经理
00:21:36刚升职第一天就迟到
00:21:38不太好吧
00:21:40陈经理
00:21:43我迟到都是有原因的
00:21:47就算上次你是因为帮了我爸迟到
00:21:48那你今天有什么原因
00:21:52这次啊
00:21:57是为了帮咖啡店小姐姐充业绩
00:22:01还不进去公主
00:22:04还不进去公主
00:22:05怎么一大早火气就这么大了
00:22:07还不进去公主
00:22:18还不进去公主
00:22:22那你去公主
00:22:24Oh, my God.
00:22:41How are you here?
00:22:42You're here.
00:22:43Who is that?
00:22:44Who is that?
00:22:45Don't be kidding. He's a little old old man.
00:22:48I'm going to open it up.
00:22:50Can you tell me about him?
00:22:52I want to hear.
00:22:52I don't want to hear him.
00:22:55Can I tell him?
00:22:57Oh.
00:23:02Oh.
00:23:07You're an all-out.
00:23:08I'm going to go to school,
00:23:11I'll be like a kid.
00:23:12I'm sure I can use my phone.
00:23:13I can't use my phone to play.
00:23:15And I'm going to find my phone with my phone.
00:23:16And I can't do it.
00:23:17I can't do it.
00:23:18啊
00:23:28二架能回血
00:23:30赢了 这不稳了
00:23:31兄弟 打得不错啊
00:23:33一起打凉吧
00:23:34等等 这局快完了
00:23:38赢了
00:23:39行了 一起咖啡
00:23:41好 你叫什么 我叫你
00:23:50Come on, let's go!
00:23:52The rest of the time is over.
00:23:53Let's go!
00:23:54You play a little bit like a fish.
00:23:56How did you play a fish?
00:23:58I can't believe it.
00:24:00You're supposed to play a lot.
00:24:03You have to play a lot of time.
00:24:05I'm now getting a lot of money.
00:24:07I'm going to be able to get rid of them.
00:24:10Mr.
00:24:14刘总 你怎么来了 谁不提前和我们说一声 我们好去迎接你 我就是随便逛逛 没想到碰到这位有趣的小兄弟 陈组长 快起来 这位是星辰科技的刘总 刘总 刚才 师姐 师姐 真是天助我眼 我上班时间在大高峰面前打游戏 还不不一定会开出我的我的一千亿
00:24:43马上就要到手了韩经理
00:24:46今天来回公司一看 真是出乎意料刘总 您误会了
00:24:54我们公司的员工还是很敬业的 素晨卓他韩老陆 大胆说出那句话
00:24:59快点开出我我决定了 要和你们签订三亿的合同什么
00:25:09三亿不是没错 这个项目就这位小兄弟负责
00:25:19什么情况这就签了三亿的合同还点不让我负责这剧本不对刘总
00:25:25这陈卓只是个组长他恐怕难以胜任是啊
00:25:27刘总 我不行的既然韩经理会成你那我就再找其他公司吧好
00:25:34没问题刘总
00:25:36不瞒您说陈卓能力出众
00:25:39公司早就决定 晋升他为副经理了副经理
00:25:44我您看 陈副经理来负责您这项目没什么问题吧经理
00:25:53我没问题那 这边请
00:26:00哈总 刘总等等
00:26:05你们没人问过我的意见吗
00:26:11我靠 陈副经理以后多多提醒我们陈哥
00:26:21你这招这只死地儿后生太厉害了拿下大单有升值陈哥
00:26:25你不请客说不过去了吧哎呦
00:26:27藏天能 堂弟啊
00:26:42我只想被开除为什么就这么奶啊此目越想开除他他越生成不行我要把他派去和苏黎坦合计苏黎啊
00:26:51是出了名的男战只要他搞砸项目我就可以借机开除他陈副经理
00:27:17这次和苏氏集团的合作非常重要一定要万分重视务必拿下这个合作好的又来机会了竟然是非常重要的合作搞砸了肯定被开除那我一定要搞砸的这些呢
00:27:19是项目相关资料
00:27:20务必 在明天谈合作之前看完保证完成任务这么多
00:27:37狗都不看诚哥
00:27:48昨天韩经理给的资料你都看完了吧当然虽然我过目不忘但我一点资料都没看倒是上网看了很多苏氏集团的黑料
00:28:08拳机在哪里他要管只要我用黑料惹怒素素教皇合作韩目露必定会开除我哈哈哈哈我真是个天才是你
00:28:28说实话苏黎的颜值和身材和韩目露不相上下都是顶尖陈副经理行错好不知道陈副经理对我们的公司企业文化有什么看法机会来了听说
00:28:54贵公司的员工都是以自愿加班为荣的那我想问你们公司是周八皮吗好公司现在效益不好作为员工不应该跟公司共患难吗原来是公司效益不好老板赚的钱比以前少所以不愿意发加班费啊那你们省下加班费自己能多赚点是吧
00:29:24公司和员工本来就是一条船上吧公司要是倒闭了员工饭完也没完那公司效益好的时候苏总给员工分好了吗你说的对但你只看到了老板获得的收益没看到有承担的风险这就是老板赚了吃毒食为了让大家一起承担的理由吗员工就算再努力还不是被资本家吸血怎么也不见公司给员工分不分
00:29:53请问我都说到这份上了他怎么还不生气看来我得下张猛样还有我听说你们员工私底下说你是个母业差脾气暴躁没人绕啊太好了生气了终于生气了不是我说的是你们员工说的我只是个转述究竟是谁在诋毁我的美貌啊苏总你不生气你员工黑你吧这有什么可生气的
00:30:15谁人背后不被人说谁人背后不说人呢唯一让我生气的是竟然有人敢历毁我的美貌女人在意的点可真是奇怪啊好呢去查查员工加班的时候我们公司员工加班必须发加班费是总裁苏总啊那没什么事儿我也就先走了
00:30:36先别走合同签了不是苏总我刚说的可都是你们员工的黑料啊所以我要谢谢你提前帮我们发现了内部管理上的隐患不然等员工的不满积累到一定程度恐怕会滋生更大的祸事
00:31:06我还说你是母叶叉啦真正的美貌是诋毁不了的如果别人说你丑你生气了那只能说明别人说对了我美得这么客观怎么会在意别人的主观看法呢苏总您静态真好签吧陈副经理期待我们接下来的合作苏总
00:31:35你也签吧我靠我只想搞砸合作被开除怎么又要签个大弹你玩我呢苏黎那个女人眼高有点出了名的男的这么一名就被陈卓这小子搞定了
00:31:52那我以前拍过去的几个精英代表算什么废物吗大家都停一下让我们恭喜陈副经理首账告捷又给公司签下一个亿的大胆
00:32:07建于陈副经理建于陈副经理卓越的工作能力和突出的贡献公司决定其日起晋升陈副经理为业务不经
00:32:23不是吧又生了我只想被开除那韩经理您呢
00:32:40拖大家的福咱们业务部业绩这么突出我呢被晋升为副总裁了那可真是恭喜韩副总啊老子的业绩都给这女人做了假意
00:33:05韩蒙幕你赔我的一千亿我现在迟到半个小时真是手拿把架呀陈主你又迟到了这次又有什么理由啊邻居家的猫后空翻把脚崴了我给它搓了点红花油陈主你又胡说八道
00:33:33啊东西宿主获得超强格斗术哈哈超强格斗术我要不要一拳打飞喊吗算了他好歹试着陪你就先放过他要不吓他一下说不定他一生气啊就把我开除了
00:33:42嘿嘿嘿快看
00:33:59有蟑螂在哪儿打死的打死的没事他跑了
00:34:15刚才的事情不许告诉别人没想到这个薛伯娘害羞的样子还挺可爱的诶
00:34:16诚哥怎么还不进去啊
00:34:18我那个诶
00:34:26你听说了吗咱又不来个新的实习生长得很漂亮真的假的那还能有假我的消息绝对可靠
00:34:27哦 我要是欺负一下压榨一下吃炒新人搞一搞吃炒霸底走啊等那个新人受不了了下场投诉寒蒙鹿啊肯定会开除我的真的很妙计啊我还真得好好照顾一下这个新人
00:34:54你 就是新来的实习生是的
00:34:56陈经典
00:34:57I'm called Liao秋水.
00:35:00Liao秋水.
00:35:03Your name is excellent.
00:35:04You have any job you need to do?
00:35:08Job?
00:35:13The office is a bit dirty.
00:35:15You can take a bath.
00:35:17Take a bath.
00:35:18What?
00:35:21You don't want to do it?
00:35:24I want to.
00:35:25I want to.
00:35:27You don't want to see anything like this.
00:35:30It's not possible.
00:35:31I've never seen anything like this.
00:35:34What are you doing?
00:35:36Let's go.
00:35:47I'm done.
00:35:48I'm done.
00:35:49I'm done.
00:35:50I'm done.
00:35:51What?
00:35:52What?
00:35:56What?
00:35:58What?
00:36:01What?
00:36:05What?
00:36:06What?
00:36:08What?
00:36:09美情 补干 赶紧抱疯 快点去投诉我 抱着韩梦露的大门使劲哭 哈哈哈 韩梦露一定会被女同事骂香的 也许明天啊 我就能被开除了 哈哈哈
00:36:27看来廖秋水还没服饮了 这么多质量 他肯定别去坏了 职场新人第一天被压榨 被获加班 任谁都受了
00:36:41哼陈经理
00:36:43我都复印完了 可以下班了吗全都复印完了行吧
00:37:04下班吧这么快他明天得给家打工做料秋水
00:37:08这是业务部的季度报表这个季度
00:37:10业务部除了我 全员业绩集体下滑这样 你分析下原因
00:37:15给我一个 能够提高全员业绩可行性方案下班钱给我啊陈哥秋水是个新人
00:37:26这么复杂的分析
00:37:28他完成有点困难
00:37:30要不 我帮他一下 启陈的案子两个人没有结 你很闲吗陈哥我手里的案子刚结
00:37:45要不我给秋水指导一下
00:37:46谁说你没有案子了 正好顶剩的案子给你了
00:37:57方案明天给我啊救命啊
00:38:01好这个秋水加油
00:38:04我们看好你谢谢大家的好意
00:38:11我自己可以的这是陈经理对我的锻炼我一定不会辜负他的资而陪的
00:38:13这都不生气了 看我怎么折磨你看我怎么折磨你下班钱一定给我啊陈卓
00:38:39我不会放过你的大家都到了
00:38:53陈卓 您又迟到了半个小时多大点事
00:39:03这不是没耽误开会吗秋水 去给大家买杯咖啡陈经理
00:39:05会议马上开始了
00:39:10这咖啡也不一定非得现在喝吧唉
00:39:13嗯秋水啊
00:39:23这个投标书可是业务不同是连夜熬出来的不喝杯咖啡提提神怎么能更好的工作呢是吧
00:39:27去吧秋水辛苦啊
00:39:35我们开始吧赶紧生气啊
00:39:38没看到我当着你的面在霸凌新年吧快开除我
00:39:46陈卓 这个混蛋 记死我了喂
00:40:07喂杨秋水你都入职海城一个周了什么有用的消息都没传递回来别提了我跟那个陈卓范冲他每天指使得我团团转我一点核心机密都接触不到
00:40:12我不管有什么方法我再给你三天时间把海城这次投标的礼价给我搞到手否则
00:40:35你就把十万钉金给我退回来听到没有真想把咖啡砸在那个陈卓脸上对了这个会议好像跟投标书有关我赶紧买了咖啡回去说不定还能听到底价
00:41:05咖啡开完了买个咖啡怎么这么慢大家快去拿都有份都有份谢谢秋水妹妹谢谢啊还是陈哥提起咱们
00:41:26陈卓又是你怪我好事秋水这个是下个季度的市场预调研资料你把它们整理成分析报表明早交给我没问题吧没问题陈卿今晚我总留在这里加班正好可以当公司的机密陈卓
00:41:28只要这次投标失败
00:41:34你一定会公司开除的这些资料没有五六个小时绝对成立不完
00:41:53赶紧去投诉我吧走了秋水妹妹加油我的精神与你同在秋水妹妹勇敢飞马良哥哥永相随
00:42:03加油嗯拜拜赶紧走吧一群爱事的家
00:42:33现在应该安全吧爸不就是个小小的招标吗
00:42:56我一个人能应付都这么晚了您还专门跑一趟这个项目是省里的招标盯着他的公司太多了还是得谨慎一些那边灯怎么还亮着是陈卓在加班吗走过去看看本来我爸最后心想陈卓了要是再让他看到他这么晚还在加班还不得把他夸上天啊
00:43:23那秋水你在干什么韩副总没什么我看陈经理电脑没关就想帮他关一下电脑关电脑需要拿U盘吗我没我看你是来偷机密的把你身后的U盘拿出来保安爸把他带过来陈主
00:43:52你个狗东西都是你害了我我看你是商业间谍是哪个公司派你来的这件事跟陈卓有什么关系他该不会跟陈卓是一伙了吧要不我们把陈卓一起开除你们就别再演戏了陈卓早就知道我是商业间谍了从我进公司第一天他就指使我干杂活拿咖啡整理文件送资料我根本就接触不到核心机密
00:44:21每天被他指使的团团转不可能这肯定是胖巧我就知道陈卓是个有大智慧的人这件事多亏了陈卓不然我们的竞标底价也就被他偷了陈卓的运气也太好了吧人都没弄面就在我爸面前刷了好感梦露啊以后你可要多向陈卓学习啊他可是我们公司的福星啊知道了吧
00:44:49陈卓对公司有功必须嘉奖把他带走秋水啊给我送杯咖啡到办公室秋水咧秋水呢他怎么来的比我还晚难道他终于受不了我的折磨去投诉啊太好了我的钱一奖金陈哥秋水他昨晚偷公司机密
00:45:09被抓了啊没想到这么漂亮的妹子竟然是商业间谍还得多亏陈哥不然集密就泄露了我我干什么了陈哥你不用转我们都知道了是啊陈哥
00:45:23虽我们之前还不理解以为你在欺负职场新人没想到你早就看出来廖秋水是商业间谍了要不是哥你整天让他打砸他早就得手投标底架了
00:45:43什么我不是在霸凌职场新人等着寒梦龙开除我吗怎么成了抓住商业间谍的英雄我不是啊我没有别诺说啊大家都静静董事长有话要说想必大家都知道了吧昨天晚上公司抓了个间谍
00:46:12这件事陈卓立了手工为了表彰他的卓越贡献公司特别奖励他现金一百万元谁需要你一百万我要的是一千亿啊不行一定要让韩梦睦开除戏码归一码虽说陈卓帮公司抓住了商业间谍那也改变不了他让人讨厌的事实
00:46:41要不我把信达公司的收购案交给他这信达可是出了名的黑背景谈不成合作不说说不定啊还能做成这一份那时候啊就能名正言顺的开除他进来韩副总您找我
00:46:50陈经理你能力卓绝这信达公司的收购案我就交给你了
00:46:54务必要以最低的价格帮公司拿下
00:46:59记住记住和气生财机会来了又是个大案子
00:47:00这次我绝对这次我绝对要搞砸
00:47:12我绝对要搞砸放心吧韩总我一定会办好的走了和气生财生的屁的财谁不知道
00:47:17信达公司有黑色背景只要唯一言不合就开干这事绝对好了
00:47:24正好超级格斗术还没用说不定能派上用场
00:47:28陈陈
00:47:52陈哥这是谈石的地方吗信达公司为什么约我们在这儿啊可能他们想搞事情吧毕竟这里这么偏这藏点什么做点什么可没人知道是个黑吃黑的好地方陈哥你别说了我已经害怕了看来信达公司根本没打算好好谈正合五一
00:48:21只要我把对方谈石人揍一顿这合作绝对无论到时候韩梦露不开除我才怪哎信达的人呢爷爷我来了陈哥你疯了干嘛挑衅他们小子你找死信达不愧是有黑色背景他们看起来不像开公司的
00:48:48都像是打手哼陈赞直到半小时不说还口出狂言啊脑子直到半小时可是拿了三十万的奖励呢哟信达就是派你来谈判呢和林总呢你还不配见林总合构的事情跟我谈就好了哼那行
00:49:08就按原计划了五亿打花叫花子哼那你想要多少十个亿做梦
00:49:30小三上次跟我这么说话的人他的坟头草都两丈高怎么想打架吗丑死小弟们有口气你弄死他你去旁边待着你怎么办啊
00:49:50沒有别人计划没谈成还白受这么多苦你好
00:49:52Mr. Tad, you're the type of team.
00:49:54Don't want to join us.
00:49:55If we don't want to join us,
00:49:57I won't be able to pay this.
00:49:59I'll be back to the rest of you.
00:50:01Mr. Tad, don't want to join us.
00:50:09You're so cool.
00:50:18You're not talking.
00:50:20陈主 收购弹成了吗?
00:50:24不懂 抱歉啊
00:50:28太好了 我刚得到消息
00:50:30信达复占20个亿 是个巨壳
00:50:34什么?
00:50:39陈哥 站得漂亮啊
00:50:42真的是凭一己之力 力挽狂澜啊
00:50:46陈哥不会是董事长看中的人啊
00:50:48临危不乱 献中求胜
00:50:51陈卓呀 多亏你没谈成这笔收购
00:50:56不然公司得背负20亿的债务啊
00:51:00你可真是我们公司的福星啊
00:51:02傻傻傻
00:51:03狗屁的福星 我只是想被开除啊
00:51:10而你以为这几个开除了
00:51:13没想到就能捡不大便宜
00:51:15可真是让我们恨得哑哑
00:51:19陈经理这次给公司立了大功
00:51:22我们当然要好好嘉奖他
00:51:24没错 公司决定奖励陈卓一辆麦巴赫
00:51:28麦巴赫
00:51:32麦巴赫
00:51:34麦巴赫
00:51:34谢谢董事长
00:51:35陈哥
00:51:37陈哥
00:51:38说好一起骑共享单车
00:51:41你偷偷开上了麦巴赫
00:51:42我不算
00:51:44真的
00:51:45我一点都不算
00:51:47恭喜陈哥
00:51:50陈哥可真是公司的动量之惨
00:51:51麦巴赫算什么
00:51:54我要是有一千亿
00:51:56我想开什么颜色的布加迪
00:51:58就开什么颜色的
00:52:05我要是有陈卓这么优秀的女婿
00:52:06做梦都会笑醒
00:52:08他哪里优秀了
00:52:10是个天天爱迟到的老油条
00:52:12爸
00:52:13你是不是该换老花镜了
00:52:18你看人的眼光差圆了
00:52:19做过陈卓这么优秀的人
00:52:22你会后悔的
00:52:23我
00:52:26董事长
00:52:27谢谢啊
00:52:29我瞎了眼才会看上
00:52:32陈卓
00:52:33你不会永远的运气这么好
00:52:35咱们走不敲
00:52:42大家坐
00:52:43坐
00:52:49陈经理
00:52:50今天麻烦您来帮忙
00:52:52是呀
00:52:53都说陈经理眼光独到
00:52:54今天我们跟着学习学习
00:52:56好说好说
00:52:58好说
00:52:58大家都是同事嘛
00:53:00这互相帮助是应该的
00:53:02对
00:53:02对不对
00:53:04来吧
00:53:05咱们开始面试吧
00:53:15林聪
00:53:16林聪
00:53:17海外名校硕士
00:53:18在国际顶尖的科技公司
00:53:20有过三年的工作经验
00:53:22不错
00:53:22你觉得你有什么优势
00:53:26好的
00:53:27你先出去找一下
00:53:30稍后面试结果会贵
00:53:32下一位
00:53:39来活了
00:53:42这形象一看就是我想要的被柴
00:53:48姓名梦人
00:53:49本科学历
00:53:50是的
00:53:52年龄四十五
00:53:53闲历上没什么特殊的才能和互想经历
00:53:57你凭什么认为自己能胜任我们的研发岗位
00:53:59抱歉
00:54:01打扰我了
00:54:02等等
00:54:03你稍等一下
00:54:05我们商量一下
00:54:06陈经理
00:54:07咱们招的是研发人才
00:54:10这学历肯定是越高越好
00:54:11话不能这么说
00:54:15咱们公司不是一直强调学历不等于能力吗
00:54:18这能力肯定要在工作中体现嘛
00:54:19可他都四十五岁了
00:54:21咱们公司又不是养老院
00:54:23哎
00:54:24你这想法很危险啊
00:54:26四十五岁怎么了
00:54:27四十五岁还没到退休年龄
00:54:29再说了
00:54:31咱们公司作为大公司
00:54:32是不是应该有社会责任感
00:54:37咱们得给大龄工作者一点工作机会嘛
00:54:39可是
00:54:39没有什么可是的
00:54:41就他了
00:54:42出了问题
00:54:43我陈卓一力承担
00:54:45嘿
00:54:47啊
00:54:49嘿
00:54:50太早饭了
00:54:52乱了
00:54:53乱了
00:54:53乱了
00:54:53哎呀 意表人才啊
00:54:56幸会幸会
00:54:59研发部就指望你搞破坏了
00:55:00到时候忍出不过端来
00:55:02看不过的脸色一定比国底还黑
00:55:04嘿嘿嘿
00:55:05哎
00:55:06陈经理
00:55:07谢谢你
00:55:07我 我一定会好好干的
00:55:10绝对不会让您失望的
00:55:12哎呀
00:55:13一见如故
00:55:14一表人才呀
00:55:15走走走
00:55:16咱们那边聊聊
00:55:17哎
00:55:18哎
00:55:21见着你我是真高兴啊
00:55:23哎
00:55:23这位先生还等呢
00:55:25你落悬了
00:55:25走走走走
00:55:26我给你介绍一下
00:55:27啊
00:55:33韩总
00:55:34还有一件事
00:55:35今天市场部陈经理
00:55:37带人事部面试
00:55:38给研发部招了一个新人
00:55:40招了谁
00:55:42一个叫孟磊的
00:55:44四十五岁
00:55:45本科学历
00:55:46什么
00:55:49陈卓招了一个四十五岁
00:55:50本科学历的中年男人
00:55:51他这是把公司
00:55:53当成养老院了嘛
00:55:55韩总
00:55:55用不用
00:55:56我去把那个叫孟磊的开了
00:55:58毕竟
00:55:59研发是公司的头等大事
00:56:02不能耳心
00:56:02等等
00:56:03这未尝不是个好机会
00:56:05只要放着那个孟磊捅楼
00:56:08我就可以名正言顺地连坐成一桌
00:56:11把他俩一起开了
00:56:13没事
00:56:14这个人先留着吧
00:56:16告诉研发部的李经理
00:56:19别让这个新来的参与核心项目
00:56:20是
00:56:21韩总
00:56:23陈卓
00:56:26我就等着你搬起石头砸自己的酒
00:56:27起死
00:56:29你死定了
00:56:36这都好几天了
00:56:37孟磊怎么还不犯错
00:56:39他不犯错
00:56:40我怎么能被开除嘛
00:56:43呃 李经理啊
00:56:44你过来看一下
00:56:46嗯
00:56:47哎 孟磊啊
00:56:48是不是出错了
00:56:50不要着急
00:56:51问题都能解决的
00:56:53问题都能解决的
00:56:53是陈经理啊
00:56:55是陈经理啊
00:56:55你放心
00:56:56虽然老孟是本科生
00:56:57但这学习能力是真的强
00:57:00来了这几天啊
00:57:01上手特别快
00:57:03这些人还没出过错呢
00:57:04啊
00:57:05陈经理啊
00:57:06我一直记着
00:57:08您对我的契机
00:57:09我可不能给您丢脸
00:57:10学习
00:57:11非常用功的
00:57:12哎 哎 哎 哎
00:57:15哎
00:57:15哎 哎 哎
00:57:16没犯错啊
00:57:17我不要你我
00:57:18我指 seinem你犯错啊
00:57:20大哥
00:57:32啊
00:57:34We've been developing all of our problems.
00:57:36Don't worry, the chief of statistics is broken.
00:57:39That's good.
00:57:41The chief of chief, can I try to test?
00:57:44This is a key key to the core.
00:57:46We are not able to solve it.
00:57:48You can't be able to solve it.
00:57:50That's right.
00:57:51If you were a doctor,
00:57:52we were able to solve the problem.
00:57:54You don't have to worry about it.
00:57:55You don't have to worry about it.
00:57:57You're a cool guy.
00:58:00Let's try it.
00:58:01Let's try it.
00:58:02I believe it.
00:58:03I believe it.
00:58:05I believe it.
00:58:05This.
00:58:06It's all the problem.
00:58:07I'm going to do it.
00:58:09That's it.
00:58:10This is the key in his hand.
00:58:11He's going to be removed.
00:58:12He's going to be removed.
00:58:14It's a great opportunity.
00:58:16Okay.
00:58:17Let's try it.
00:58:18But what you said before.
00:58:19If it's done, I'll be removed.
00:58:22There's me.
00:58:24Let's go.
00:58:34Let's go.
00:58:36Let's go.
00:58:36Let's go.
00:58:37Let's go.
00:58:38Let's go.
00:58:38How can I go to my office?
00:58:39How can I get to the new school?
00:58:42How can I go to you in the new school?
00:58:43It's my fault.
00:58:46It's my fault.
00:58:47It's not my fault.
00:58:47With it.
00:58:48It's my fault.
00:58:49It's my fault.
00:58:50It's too...
00:58:50but you know you know the main problem is to develop a group of a group of the most important?
00:58:53It's the whole group of the group.
00:58:55I know.
00:58:56I haven't seen the goal.
00:58:58Let's go.
00:58:59You can't even say that you don't want to do it.
00:59:00I don't know what I'm doing.
00:59:02It's just that you're going to get out of this place.
00:59:06You're just kidding.
00:59:08Let's go.
00:59:09Let's go.
00:59:10No.
00:59:11Now the data will be fixed.
00:59:13Let's go.
00:59:13Let's go.
00:59:14Let's go.
00:59:16Let's go.
00:59:17I don't know.
00:59:21I don't know.
00:59:22You don't have to worry about it.
00:59:23You're also trying to solve the problem.
00:59:26The problem is good.
00:59:27How are you going to do it?
00:59:29Let's go.
00:59:29The problem is not a small thing.
00:59:32We're just going to trust our employees.
00:59:35Let's go.
00:59:36Hey.
00:59:39Hey.
00:59:40Hey.
00:59:41Hey.
00:59:42Hey.
00:59:43Hey.
00:59:46Hey.
00:59:47Hey.
00:59:50Hey.
00:59:52Hey.
00:59:53Hey.
00:59:55Hey.
00:59:58Hey.
01:00:00Hey.
01:00:09Hey.
01:00:12Hey.
01:00:23Hey.
01:00:26Hey.
01:00:27Hey.
01:00:28这次如果出了纰漏 公司愿意刀底
01:00:31爸
01:00:32董事长 你可千万别听我说话 我还想是被开除的
01:00:38一人做事一人当 要是他出了问题 我全力承担 行吧
01:00:44好 陈主 这可是你说的 那我现在就开除
01:00:48核心数据 好像此事成功了
01:00:53这怎么可能啊 李经理 你是不是看错了
01:00:57没错 真的测试成功了 数据链完全修复 所有情报都解除了
01:01:08其实我刚才还没有说完 核心数据的测试 我成功了
01:01:12行啊 老妈 为什么你这么厉害 这到底是怎么做到的
01:01:21其实这个技术问题并不复杂 只是大家之前陷入了思维定势
01:01:25只要我们跨出这个逻辑框架 拐格弯试一下 其实很容易成功
01:01:30孟磊 对不起 以前是我们太小看你了 没想到你水平这么高 根本不像一个本科生
01:01:36是啊 比我是个研究生还要厉害呢
01:01:38其实 我是博士学历 原本在世界五百强企业做研发工程师 因为得罪了上司 他全行业封杀我 不得已 我只能用本科学历找工作
01:01:52我只能用本科学历找工作
01:01:53不会吧 我随便招起来的拉套废柴
01:01:58竟然是品床的大佬
01:02:02这运气也太倍了
01:02:06太好了 孟磊 你这种人才 绝对不能埋目 从今天起 你就是研发部的主管 薪资翻三倍
01:02:18谢谢董事长 谢谢陈经理 谢谢大险
01:02:25陈经理 您真是慧眼石珠 给我们研发部招来了这么一位顶尖人才
01:02:31早就听说陈经理眼光独辣了 今天我是真服了
01:02:36我听人事部的朋友说 之前孟磊联姻平时 他们根本瞧不上 是陈经理立派众议也录取了他
01:02:41陈经理 我就说我没看错你啊 你真是我们海城集团的福星啊
01:02:47什么 既然又要陈卓立立功 他就运气 这太运气了
01:02:52我不想当初不幸 我也不想立功 我只想被开除我的一切意义啊
01:03:06陈经理 谢谢你给了我一次再就业的机会 你就是我的恩人呐
01:03:14这都是你自己的功劳 跟我没关系
01:03:17不过 能让寒冬露这女人气闷了 也不算没有收获
01:03:24陈经理啊 大家笑得都这么开心
01:03:31你怎么不笑啊 是生性不爱笑吧
01:03:39那个陈卓他凭什么 凭什么运气那么好
01:03:42每次的难题都被他给轻松化解了 真是太让人不爽了
01:03:46陈总 您消消气
01:03:47其实 陈卓也被公司创造了不少利益 要不然留着他也挺好
01:03:53咱们公司离了他还活不下去了 我还就偏不信这个心
01:03:58秋叶 你现在马上去把今年所有未完成的 还有最棘手的疑难策划都给我找出来
01:04:06好的
01:04:20就他了
01:04:24韩诺 你找我啊
01:04:26一看他的表情就知道他也会好批 不过没关系 反正他的目的就是开除我 我顺水推周就行了
01:04:33陈经理 上次你和苏氏集团谈成合作之后出的策划案 他们一直都不太满意
01:04:41那后续就要你继续跟进吧
01:04:44行 我和苏氏集团也算打过一些交道 这事交给我 没问题的
01:04:50哎
01:04:54上次运气后 让你和苏黎谈成合作 苏黎从小是出了名的挑剔和难缠
01:05:01这一次你就面对苏黎真正的办法
01:05:07陈哥 咱们今天跟苏总的会面都迟到半个小时了 这不太好吧
01:05:11怕什么 有我在呢 再说 女人出门不得好好打扮她吧
01:05:19我只是给她更充足的时间罢了
01:05:20陈哥 你怎么说都有理 我说不过你
01:05:23哎哟 走了走了走了
01:05:28迟到半小时啊 我可是获得神级按摩术的奖呢
01:05:31虽然不知道有什么用 说不定以后能用的事
01:05:34哼 哼
01:05:38Oh.
01:05:41Oh, what happened to us?
01:05:42Oh, what happened to us?
01:05:43Oh, it's a bad thing.
01:05:45Why are you leaving?
01:05:48Let's go.
01:05:49Oh, my lord.
01:05:58My hair is taking a lot of time.
01:06:00I'm waiting for this girl.
01:06:01Oh, my lord.
01:06:09为了被开除,我今天可是有两套法。首先,我要挑战苏丽的底线稿以后,换换请把你预算提高30%再说。
01:06:16苏总,那我们就开始推进项目,讨论讨论细节吧。
01:06:27陈经理,你是不是要先给我一个解释,为什么预算提高了30%?这由我们先前签订的协议可不符。
01:06:37陈哥,你在搞什么鬼?这可是你最后谈下来的项目,总能攒在你的手里吧?
01:06:45是这样的,苏总,这个项目呢……
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