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🧙🍀🌻My Lazy Ex-husband is the Supreme Mage2.0 🔥
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00:11I'm ordering
00:20Wait, is Diablo's seal weakening?
00:27They are back
00:28Protect the king
00:30Stay ready
00:30Protect everyone
00:31No one falls
00:45We'll handle this
00:56Seal?
00:57What's seal?
00:57Go back
01:15Master Caroline, what's that?
01:18That's Diablo's demon army, Your Majesty
01:20The wood barrier won't hold
01:22Get the Trinity Enchantment
01:24Now!
01:24Look, they're pulling back
01:31No, that's Diablo's double
01:42Lumina, Barada, let's seal him now
01:45Three as one, sacred seal, find the demon
01:57Caroline, don't tell me you three can't even handle an avatar
02:17Master Caroline, the king has staked Elmia's fate on you three
02:21If you fail, the kingdom falls tonight
02:25Just an avatar, just an avatar
02:27And we still can't stop it
02:28Then tell me there's another way
02:31There is
02:32We bring back the Oracle
02:35He's Eldoria's last hope
02:38Where is he?
02:40Oi!
02:41Great, he's hangout
02:47bilby Sixth
02:56and a fan's legacy
02:57A fan accusation
03:06To be continued...
03:14Go fuck him.
03:25This presence... impossible.
03:28Could it be... the Oracle Mentor?
03:38It seems the Mentor has stepped in. Let's go back and heal our wounds.
03:58The legendary Spirit Raven?
04:01To manifest a spirit beast into a spear of lightning. Such divine power.
04:07This is no ordinary mage. The kingdom is saved! Quickly, after them!
04:12No!
04:23Meow!
04:25Screw off!
04:31Halt!
04:36Wait. A black panther? A unicorn? A divine crow? And a sacred fruit that can heal all wounds? Could he
04:45be?
04:46Hey, what's this look for? Did you spot something?
05:00Lord Alistair! Are you well?
05:02You lowlife! What curse have you cast?
05:04Shut up!
05:07I am Alistairn Ashworth. It is my honor to meet you, Master.
05:13Ashford? Are you Caroline's apprentice?
05:15Yes. Hence I bear her name. Master, I am indeed the disciple of the High Priest.
05:20Your formation is arranged the same way as my teacher's.
05:23Oh. You did teach Caroline a few tricks.
05:27You are... a mentor!
05:29Have a taste.
05:31This... this is the fruit of the gods! It only bears one fruit every thousand years!
05:37Did Caroline send you to find me? How did she know I was here?
05:41No. His Majesty has summoned High Mages to the capital to fight demons. I passed by by chance.
05:47Mentor, please come with me to the royal city. A spring banquet invitation? I'm not interested.
05:52Please. I beg you.
06:00Aeon! How dare you disrespect the Duke!
06:03Stop, Knight Elwyn! Do not be disrespectful to the Mentor!
06:09My lord, I am here by the King's order to escort you back to the city. Please don't let Trash
06:15like Cairn waste your time.
06:16Trash? Do you know him?
06:21Many years ago, we were once husband and wife.
06:27Cairn! Drop that straw at once!
06:31Drop that straw at once.
06:43My Lord Duke, are you well? This countryside is dusty. Let's not soil your fine boots.
06:48Please, please. Take a seat.
06:50Do as he says and sit. Yes, right away.
06:57Cairn! Show some respect! A Duke of his standing does not deserve such insolence from you!
07:05How dare they display such rotten fruits meant for pigs! Such worthless garbage doesn't belong in front of a guest!
07:12Stop! I just love eating these!
07:19Sir, you really care so much about the people.
07:28Your grace, the capital's shield is cracked. We need return the Sylvagate immediately.
07:34Mr. Stone, with the kingdom on the brink of collapse, we urgently request your cooperation to return to the with
07:39us.
07:41No time, I ain't going.
07:43Don't push it. The demons aren't fully destroyed yet.
07:47Only to the Eldoria can save your life.
07:50I have passed the level seven mage exam, totally enough to protect a peasant like you.
07:55Only seven? You still need to try harder.
08:02Elevan, I'm ahead. Get stoned to the city. No excuses.
08:15Cairn! Coming or not?
08:20Not a chance.
08:25He won't listen? Tie him up to Royal City, now!
08:29Yes, sir!
08:31Sir, we're just doing our duty. We hope you...
08:40This urgent? Guess I gotta go myself.
08:53Hey, mate.
08:55What's this barrier checking for?
09:01Disgusting peasant! This barrier checks magic and wealth! You're nothing but dirt!
09:06Stay back, or the statues will crush you!
09:09I'm here to congratulate my ex-wife on becoming High Knight.
09:13If I don't show up, she'll tear my house down.
09:18Ex-wife! High Knight Elwynn!
09:23If you're her husband, I'll eat this damn wall!
09:27Get back to your pig pet!
09:29The entry tax is 100 gold!
09:32You'll never scrape that up!
09:34Not in a lifetime!
09:36Time!
09:54My money! Catch it!
09:58My gold!
09:59My gold!
10:05Halt! Pay your gold here, and show your papers!
10:09I've got no deposit, no papers either.
10:17That rusty racket's still just as awful.
10:24What's going on here?
10:26Sir! This peasant's got no gold! No papers either!
10:36This... will it do?
10:46Royal letter?
10:47Royal letter?
10:48Barrier of this letter may command all nobles in the capital, mobilize the army, access the royal treasury.
10:54Valid. Valid for 100 years.
10:57Solon I.
11:00How is this possible? Captain Solon IV's been dead for years!
11:03This letter's full of holes!
11:05Idiot!
11:06This is the late king's edict.
11:07Only one man's ever had this power since the kingdom began.
11:10Could he be?
11:19Just doodled this years ago.
11:22And sure enough, Caroline slacked off.
11:24Didn't even bother reinforcing it.
11:27Step back!
11:28Commoner! Lay a hand on the holy pillar again and I'll chop off both your hands!
11:32AMOILO!
11:38VENTENTESSESeile!
11:39A arctic ice wolves pulling her carriage?
11:42AMOILO!
11:42TURALA!
11:42Truly a level 6 ice make!
11:47VENTENTESSEELE!
11:53VENTENTESSEELE!
11:54ARCTIC ICE WOLVES PULLING HER CARRIGE!
11:56Only Venerable Varada is stronger.
12:00It's been too long.
12:01You're as beautiful as ever, Miss Ellie.
12:04What's that revolting stench here?
12:06Guards, throw this flea out.
12:07I came at Alistair's invitation and to meet my noble ex-wife.
12:13Look, she's here.
12:14Ex-wife?
12:15Him?
12:16The High Knight of the Empire?
12:18This beggar's completely insane.
12:20Cairn, how dare you set foot in the sanctuary?
12:23Any maig here could turn you to ash with one breath.
12:26Get back to your shelter!
12:27I'm not leaving. I have an invitation.
12:31You forged this invite. Rot in the dungeon.
12:35My fire magic. Gone. Devoured.
12:37How dare you? Using dark magic to mock the Vectrept.
12:44Enough!
12:45You have an invite? Then follow the rules.
12:49Step through the judgment porch. Live or die. You take the risk.
12:53This corridor will crush even a level 5 mage.
12:56Cairn, you can still back out. Before it's too late.
13:10Impossible.
13:11He has no magic era. None at all.
13:13Seize him. Uncover his dark magic.
13:15Last chance to save you. Confess. And I'll let you walk free.
13:19Just a servant's invite. Farmer, this is your limit. Step closer. Blast for me!
13:28A duke's invite won't do. How about this?
13:33This strange power. Who gave you that scroll?
13:39This isn't an invitation. It's the Grand Mentor's Scroll. Only three exist in the world.
13:47Who exactly are you?
13:53The Grand Master's Scroll? Where did you get it?
13:57Cairn! Don't you know hiding the Grand Master's Relic is a felony?
14:00Beg the Earl's mercy. Say you found it!
14:02Found it? I've got dozens of these at home.
14:05Old man, can I go in now?
14:09Attendants. Escort this gentleman in at once.
14:12Elevin, come with me.
14:22Elevin, tell me the truth.
14:25Who exactly is Cairn?
14:27He's just a peasant from the countryside. No magic, no way he has the Grand Master's Scroll.
14:32My lord, shall I throw him out of the temple?
14:35No, Elevin. Your ex-husband is no ordinary man. You ought to be grateful not spouting nonsense here, understand?
14:41I'd be grateful to him?
14:43Enough. Go keep him company.
14:45Later, find a way to introduce me to him, will you?
14:49Introduce you? He's just a-
14:50Elaine! Is this how you treat a guest? Have you forgotten all royal etiquette?
14:55No, my lord.
15:01Find out. Where did this scroll come from?
15:20Where did the High Knight order cut pay?
15:22Why? Why is her ex-husband eating like he's starved for three days?
15:25Lady Ellie, when has a bumplen like his ever seen such delicacies?
15:29Don't throw out the leftovers. Pack them for Mr. Cairn. It'll feed him all winter in his hub.
15:36Cairn! Stop eating! Every second you're here, you're ruining my reputation!
15:40Food's meant to be eaten, ain't it?
15:41This turkey's good. Bit undercooked, though. Want a bite?
15:43You!
15:49Lady Liliana, this little mage looks mighty familiar.
16:02Is that Countess Liliana? I'd die just for one look from her!
16:06Wipe that drool off your face. She's the Gilbert's only disciple.
16:10You aren't even worthy of breathing the same air.
16:20So, you like Liliana?
16:33Shut up, you peasant! That's the Countess! How dare you speak her name!
16:39Cairn, stop this madness. She's a level 8 mage, knighted by the King himself.
16:44Gilbert's little crybaby, Lylee?
16:46Right. I remember her now. All these years and only level 8. Her talent is mediocre at best.
16:54Level 8 is mediocre? You're a magicless loser. How dare you?
17:00Even as a high knight, I have to bow to her. Even Vakrant Silas feels unworthy.
17:06Even Kamis feels unworthy. Who do you think you are?
17:09Listen closely, farmer.
17:14A sage's disciple is royalty. Even Count Dexter bows to her.
17:19Being in her presence is the greatest honour of your pathetic life.
17:23No. You've got it all wrong. I'm the one doing her an honour by showing up.
17:30I'll teach you the price of insulting a noble!
17:35No!
17:36No!
17:44Could it be...Lady Liliana?
17:50Lilz! Look at me!
17:55Your presence honours this feast, Lady Liliana.
17:58Lord Dexter hosting the Spring Feast eases the King's burden tremendously.
18:02Lylee.
18:04Cairn, are you fever-y? The nonsense you've sprouted today beats the last ten years combined.
18:08He's been stuck in the sticks way too long. Gone plain crazy. If Lady Liliana hadn't intervened, he'd be beheaded
18:13by now.
18:15Relax. I'm just going to go say hi to Lilz. Wait here.
18:19Alone? And Lilz?
18:20Are you insane? Don't you realise every word you say drags me closer to the gallows?
18:27Lilz! Hey!
18:31Over here!
18:33Is that slob insane? Daring to call her ladyship by her pet name?
18:37He's swaggering just because his ex-wife's the High Knight. Total lack of decency.
18:42Knight Paramount so promising. How's she married to someone like him?
18:45With an ex-husband like that, she'll be dragged down sooner or later.
18:50Stop!
18:51Stop!
18:55Stop!
18:55Stop!
18:57Stop!
19:01Did you get to the bottom of that scroll?
19:03Word is, he crossed paths with Duke Alistair.
19:06What a farce! The scroll was stolen from Duke Alistair.
19:17Now, throw him out!
19:25My lady. This peasant knows nothing of decorum. I'll remove him at once.
19:34Mr. Kane, it really is you.
19:43Look at the little crybaby all grown up. You've even learned how to put on airs.
19:50Nobody actually knows, Lady Liliana?
19:55Just here for the show.
19:57Oh, there's someone you should meet.
20:00My ex-wife, Elwhan.
20:06So, it's you.
20:07I thank you for the care you showed my mentor.
20:10Liliana, listen! This is not what you think, I...
20:13Look at you.
20:15Where's that Supreme Knight pride?
20:17Cat got your tongue?
20:18Come, little Lylee. Let's talk in private.
20:23What the hell is this?
20:25How does he know Lady Liliana?
20:27I want answers, too.
20:32Master, I know her.
20:34The High Knight is a legend.
20:38So, what's your take on her?
20:40Impressive.
20:41Level 6 mage-ed, Supreme Knight.
20:44He has a bright future ahead.
20:45I meant, as a woman.
20:48Is she wife material?
20:50Does she have the...
20:51She's striking.
20:52But her arrogance is...
20:54Unbearable.
20:56But I trust your judgment.
20:58Perfect.
20:59Help me win my ex-wife back.
21:03All right.
21:04All right.
21:05That's her.
21:06She won't.
21:14How?
21:15Why would she do this?
21:17For a mere farmer?
21:24Mentor, just tell me.
21:25What do you need me to do?
21:27Just sing my praises a little.
21:28Tell her about my good qualities.
21:30I'll take care of the rest.
21:32Elowen, darling.
21:33Little Lylee here.
21:34She would love to have a word with you.
21:40I'll let you two ladies chat.
21:42There are some fine wines in the foightware.
21:44I'll get some.
21:56Lord, is there something you needed?
21:59Elowen, please.
22:01It's just us here.
22:02I just wanted to say,
22:04Mr. Stone is a great deal more than what you see on the surface.
22:07My lady, he's pulled the wool over your eyes.
22:10I once held out hope for him myself, even married him.
22:12But he'd sooner tend his pigs in Potato Patch than use his true talent.
22:16Perhaps what he's been guarding isn't potatoes.
22:20But all of us, the entire kingdom.
22:22Entire kingdom?
22:23You cannot be serious.
22:25He's just a deadbeat.
22:26I take my eyes off him for one second.
22:28He finds a new way to embarrass me.
22:30No, Elowen, listen to me.
22:31You'll find that Mr. Stone is truly a remarkable...
22:36Caring!
22:42The inscriptions are wrong.
22:44No wonder something's felt off here.
22:51Cyan!
22:52Get back!
22:54Have you lost your mind?
22:58Elowen, put a leash on your stupid mongrel!
23:01How dare he disrespect the founding emperor's effigy!
23:04He broke the sacred inscription!
23:05It's over!
23:06The gods are going to punish us!
23:08Broke what?
23:08I just fixed it for you.
23:10Don't mention it.
23:13We're doomed.
23:14This time he's not just being stupid.
23:16He might get us all killed.
23:18Mr. Stone was right after all.
23:20This inscription array should have been repaired long ago.
23:23It was Lord Silomus who stepped just in time and kept the formation intact.
23:28Lady Liliana, you have my word.
23:31I'll take good care of Mr. Stone.
23:34Kid, I like you.
23:36Mr. Stone, if I may.
23:38Anyone who can stay on Lady Liliana's mind like that.
23:40Just who are you, really?
23:42Oh, you could say I'm her mentor.
23:44Mentor?
23:45I get now.
23:46Oh, you get it, do you?
23:48Keep it down just between us.
23:49Keep what down?
23:50Lady Liliana's an orphan.
23:51She grew up in a small village.
23:53You're the one who taught her to read and feed her, aren't you?
23:55Well, if you want to look at it that way, I suppose you're not wrong.
23:59You're nothing but a washed-up teacher who got incredibly lucky.
24:03Now get out of my sight.
24:04What a complete waste of my time.
24:08The bumpkin!
24:11That's the one, the bumpkin!
24:12Throw him out!
24:13Haven't you wasted enough of our food and drink?
24:16Go, get the hell out of here!
24:17Or we'll do it for you!
24:19Going where, exactly?
24:24Going where, exactly?
24:26Out of the Sanctum, where else?
24:28Out of respect for Commander Elevin, I'm giving you the chance to walk out on your own.
24:33Trust me.
24:34You don't want to be carried.
24:39Carried out, I was invited here.
24:44You mean this scroll you stole?
24:47Stole?
24:48I wrote over a hundred of these things myself back in the day.
24:51Still lying.
24:52Fine.
24:52I'll let the Mentor Scroll be your judge, you filthy shit!
24:59GROKE
25:00You son of a man.
25:15Mento?
25:18Mento!
25:31Mentor?
25:33Is that really you?
26:03That resonance! I knew it! That's Mentor!
26:20That's the Oracle Mentor's power! He's summoning us!
26:24Get my horse! Now! I'm going to the Sanctum! Move!
26:35You filth! What evil trick was that?
26:40Was that...elemental collapse?
26:41Don't tell me this peggant has been hiding his true power for the whole time!
26:45My apologies, everyone. I went a little heavier than intended. Didn't mean to give anyone a fright.
26:51Son of a bitch! I'll have your head!
26:56How dare you!
27:00So it was Liliana striking from the shadows all along. Who could have imagined her magic would be this overwhelming?
27:05Cairn! What have you done? Meddling with the Mentor's scrolls could get us all killed!
27:09Honey, I really didn't...
27:10Wait! Elwyn, he's... My lord! The man can't even cast a basic formation! There is no way he has the
27:16ability to use dark magic!
27:18Lady Liliana, please quell your anger. Might I ask what exactly this guard did to offend your guests?
27:23Were it not for the occasion, I assure you he would not be walking out of here.
27:28You idiot! Apologize!
27:29But my lord, you were the one who told me to...
27:31I said enough! My orders were to invite Mr. Cannes Stone to the auction. Who told you to put your
27:35hands on him?
27:36Auction?
27:37That's right. The Diablo Legion's invasion is imminent. All those attending the banquet must donate treasures for auction to serve
27:43as military funds.
27:44That's right, I donated a log sword and sung in Rongristal. What about you?
27:48Mr. Stone, as Lady Liliana's honored guest, you're not going to enjoy this charming banquet without bringing anything, are you?
27:54A treasure auction? Your folk really have some weird tricks.
27:59Cairn, shut up! This isn't some stupid market that you go to. Everyone has to present a treasure engraved with
28:04a magic signal. You came here with nothing. Do you want to be punished in front of everyone?
28:08A treasure? We can barely keep the mice fed back home. Where would I get something like that?
28:14Every coin from tonight's auction goes straight to the army! Your behavior now isn't just embarrassing, it's an insult to
28:21the crown!
28:21So loyalty is measured in gold now? By that logic, every one of these spoiled lords is a more devoted
28:26patriot than you'll ever be.
28:28I am begging you! I spent three years clawing my way up to this rank! You have no idea how
28:33many people in this room are just waiting for me to crash!
28:36Just go. For my sake, if nothing else.
28:41Look, take my sword. That's your donation.
28:43But this is the token of our bond, the gift I gave you on the day you became my wife.
28:47You will donate it now. Then leave.
28:50No! I refuse.
28:52Commander Elevyan, no need for the scene. If your ex-husband wishes to participate, we welcome any contribution, however modest.
29:08Here, take this flower to the auction. I promise you it'll go for the price of ten cities.
29:15Cairn! A dead flower? You're trying to pass off a dead flower? Do you have any idea how much worse
29:24you're making this?
29:25Wait, is that the blessing of eternal life? A single petal from that flower can cure any illness, even reverse
29:31total mana collapse, and she just ground it into the floor?
29:34Do everyone a favour and see yourself out. You're bringing the whole room down, and Lady Liliander with it.
29:40My lords, I deeply apologizes. He has a... condition. I'm taking him out right now.
29:48What condition?
29:50I feel fantastic.
29:53The body's in great shape, too bad about the brain.
29:56Oh, let it go. We can give Elin that much, at least. Think of it as a learning experience for
30:01men.
30:02Enough! If he insists on staying, then sit down, all of you.
30:15Lord Alistair! Your arrival is an absolute blessing upon the sanctum, my lord.
30:19My lord, the auction is about to begin. The other guests will be absolutely thrilled to see you.
30:27No, absolutely not. I cannot let the Oracle Mentor see me looking like this.
30:31My lord?
30:33Find me a room. Immediately. I need to wash up and change. Go!
30:42Look, that's the Supreme Knight's ex-husband. Mud still clings to his feet.
30:45A peasant like him could never afford a proper treasure, not even in hundreds of years.
30:55This core's quality is off.
30:56Don't touch it!
30:59Lady Elowen, all seats are taken. You'll have to sit there at the far edge.
31:05Look! A seat custom-made for our special guests!
31:13We stand to protect our kingdom, while others only come here to freeload.
31:24Good heavens! Lady Liliana sitting in such a shabby spot!
31:31She lowers her status just to enlighten this hopeless commoner.
31:41We have special guests today, so I shall restate the rules, lest our distinguished outsider remain ignorant.
31:48Excuse me! This is not the time for snacking! Sir, please conduct yourself accordingly.
31:57Oh, that is appalling!
32:00How dare he disrespect Lady Liliana!
32:03Sorry. Couldn't help myself. It's very delicious.
32:06Sir, listen carefully.
32:08The rule of this auction.
32:10Donors and their relatives are for bidding on the original items.
32:13If no objection, by the gods, the bidding begins!
32:20Transcription by CastingWords
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