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🧙🍀🌻My Lazy Ex-Husband Is the Supreme Mage 🔥
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00:11I'm ordering
00:20Wait, is Diablo's seal weakening?
00:27They are back
00:28Protect the king
00:30Stay ready
00:30Protect everyone
00:31No one falls
00:45We'll handle this
00:56Seal?
00:57What's seal?
00:57Go back
01:15Master Caroline, what's that?
01:18That's Diablo's demon army, Your Majesty
01:20The wood barrier won't hold
01:22Get the Trinity Enchantment
01:24Now!
01:24Look, they're pulling back
01:31No, that's Diablo's double
01:42Lumina, Barada, let's seal him now
01:45Three as one, sacred seal, find the demon
01:57Caroline, don't tell me you three can't even handle an avatar
02:17Master Caroline, the king has staked Elmia's fate on you three
02:21If you fail, the kingdom falls tonight
02:25Just an avatar, just an avatar
02:27And we still can't stop it
02:28Then tell me there's another way
02:31There is
02:32We bring back the Oracle
02:35He's Eldoria's last hope
02:38Where is he?
02:40Oi!
02:40TODAY!
02:41TO Protest飛行
02:45Fantasy VII
03:11Oh, my God.
03:15Go fuck him.
03:26This presence... impossible.
03:29Could it be... the Oracle Mentor?
03:38It seems the Mentor has stepped in.
03:40Let's go back and heal our wounds.
03:58The Legendary Spirit Raven?
04:01To manifest a spirit beast into a spear of lightning.
04:05Such divine power.
04:07This is no ordinary mage.
04:08The kingdom is saved.
04:11Quickly, after them.
04:25Screw off.
04:32Halt.
04:36Wait.
04:37A Black Panther?
04:39A Unicorn?
04:40A Divine Crow?
04:41And a Sacred Fruit that can heal all wounds?
04:44Could he be?
04:46Hey, what's this look for?
04:48Did you spot something?
05:00Lord Alistair!
05:01Are you well?
05:02You lowlife!
05:03What curse have you cast?
05:04Shut up!
05:07I am Alistair and Ashworth.
05:09It is my honor to meet you, Master.
05:12Ashford?
05:13Are you Caroline's apprentice?
05:15Yes.
05:16Hence I bear her name.
05:18Master, I am indeed the disciple of the High Priest.
05:20Your formation is arranged the same way as my teacher's.
05:24Oh.
05:24You did teach Caroline a few tricks.
05:27You are...
05:28a mentor!
05:29Have a taste.
05:31This...
05:31this is the fruit of the gods!
05:33It only bears one fruit every thousand years!
05:37Did Caroline send you to find me?
05:39How did she know I was here?
05:41No.
05:41His Majesty has summoned High Mages to the capital to fight demons.
05:44I passed by by chance.
05:47Mentor, please come with me to the Royal City.
05:49A Spring Banquet invitation?
05:50I'm not interested.
05:52Please.
05:52I beg you.
06:00Cain!
06:01How dare you disrespect the Duke!
06:03Stop, Knight Elwyn!
06:05Do not be disrespectful to the Mentor!
06:09My Lord,
06:10I am here by the King's order to escort you back to the city.
06:13Please don't let Trash like Cairn waste your time.
06:16Trash?
06:17Do you know him?
06:21Many years ago,
06:22we were once husband and wife.
06:27Cairn!
06:28Drop that straw at once!
06:31Drop that straw at once.
06:43My Lord Duke, are you well?
06:45This countryside is dusty.
06:47Let's not soil your fine boots.
06:48Please, take a seat.
06:50Do as he says and sit.
06:52Yes, right away.
06:57Cairn!
06:58Show some respect.
06:59A Duke of his standing does not deserve such insolence from you.
07:05How dare they display such rotten fruits meant for pigs!
07:08Such worthless garbage doesn't belong in front of a guest!
07:12Stop!
07:13I just love eating these.
07:18Sir,
07:19you really care so much about the people.
07:28Your Grace,
07:29the capital's shield is cracked.
07:31We need return the Sylvagate immediately.
07:34Mr. Stone,
07:35with the kingdom on the brink of collapse,
07:37we urgently request your cooperation to return to the with us.
07:41No time,
07:42I ain't going.
07:43Don't push it.
07:44The demons aren't fully destroyed yet.
07:47Only to the Eldoria can save your life.
07:50I have passed the level 7 mage exam.
07:53Totally enough to protect a peasant like you.
07:55Only 7?
07:56You still need to try harder.
08:02Elevan, I'm ahead.
08:03Get stoned to the city.
08:04No excuses.
08:07No excuses.
08:16Cairn,
08:16coming or not?
08:20Not a chance.
08:26He won't listen?
08:27Tie him up to Royal City,
08:28now.
08:29Yes, sir!
08:31Sir,
08:32we're just doing our duty.
08:33We hope you...
08:40This urgent?
08:41Guess I gotta go myself.
08:53Hey, mate.
08:55What's this barrier checking for?
09:01Disgusting peasant.
09:02This barrier checks magic and wealth.
09:04You're nothing but dirt.
09:06Stay back,
09:07or the statues will crush you.
09:09I'm here to congratulate my ex-wife on becoming High Knight.
09:13If I don't show up,
09:14she'll tear my house down.
09:18Ex-wife?
09:20High Knight Elwynn?
09:23If you're her husband,
09:25I'll eat this damn wall.
09:27Get back to your pig pet.
09:29The entry tax is 100 gold.
09:33You'll never scrape that up.
09:34Not in a lifetime.
09:53My money!
09:55Catch it!
09:57My gold!
10:05Halt!
10:06Pay your gold here,
10:07and show your papers!
10:09I've got no deposit,
10:11no papers either.
10:17That rusty racket's still just as awful.
10:24What's going on here?
10:26Sir!
10:27This peasant's got no gold,
10:28no papers either.
10:35This,
10:37will it do?
10:46Royal letter?
10:48Royal letter?
11:00How is this possible?
11:01Captain Solon IV's been dead for years!
11:03This letter's full of holes!
11:05Idiot!
11:06This is the late King's edict.
11:07Only one man's ever had this power since the kingdom began.
11:10Could he be?
11:19Just doodled this years ago.
11:21And sure enough, Caroline slacked off.
11:24Didn't even bother reinforcing it.
11:27Step back!
11:28Commoner,
11:29lay a hand on the holy pillar again,
11:30and I'll chop off both your hands!
11:38Venentes' Ely!
11:39A Arctic Ice Wolves pulling her carriage!
11:42Truly a level 6 ice make!
11:53Good heavens!
11:54Lord Simus commands fire perfectly!
11:56Only Venerable Varada is stronger!
12:00It's been too long.
12:01You're as beautiful as ever,
12:02Miss Ellie.
12:04What's that revolting stench here?
12:05Guards,
12:06throw this fleet out!
12:07I came at Alistair's invitation,
12:09and to meet my noble ex-wife.
12:12Look,
12:13she's here.
12:14Ex-wife?
12:15Him?
12:16The High Knight of the Empire?
12:17This beggar's completely insane!
12:20Cairn!
12:21How dare you set foot in the sanctuary?
12:23Any maig here could turn you to ash with one breath.
12:26Get back to your shelter!
12:27I'm not leaving.
12:28I have an invitation.
12:31You forged this invite.
12:33Rot in the dungeon.
12:35My fire magic!
12:36Gone!
12:37Devoured!
12:37How dare you!
12:38Using dark magic to mock the vectumus,
12:40be tricked!
12:44Enough!
12:45You have an invite?
12:47Then follow the rules!
12:49Step through the judgment porch!
12:51Live or die!
12:52You take the risk!
12:54This corridor will crush even a level 5 mage.
12:56Cairn, you can still back out.
12:58Before it's too late.
13:10Impossible.
13:11He has no magic error.
13:12None at all!
13:13Seize him!
13:14Uncover his dark magic.
13:15Last chance to save you.
13:17Confess.
13:17And I'll let you walk free.
13:19Just a servant's invite.
13:21Farmer,
13:22this is your limit.
13:24Step closer!
13:25Blast for me!
13:28A duke's invite won't do.
13:30How about this?
13:33This strange power.
13:35Who gave you that scroll?
13:39This isn't an invitation.
13:42It's the Grand Mentor's scroll.
13:44Only three exist in the world.
13:46Who
13:48exactly are you?
13:53The Grand Master's scroll?
13:56Where did you get it?
13:57Cairn!
13:58Don't you know hiding the Grand Master's relic is a felony?
14:00Beg the Earl's mercy.
14:01Say you found it!
14:02Found it?
14:03I've got dozens of these at home.
14:05Old man, can I go in now?
14:08Attendants,
14:09escort this gentleman in at once.
14:12Elevan, come with me.
14:22Elevan,
14:23tell me the truth.
14:25Who exactly is Cairn?
14:27He's just a peasant from the countryside.
14:29No magic,
14:30no way he has the Grand Master's scroll.
14:32My lord,
14:33shall I throw him out of the temple?
14:35No, Elevan.
14:36Your ex-husband is no ordinary man.
14:38You ought to be grateful
14:39not spouting nonsense here,
14:40understand?
14:41I'd be grateful to him?
14:43Enough.
14:43Go keep him company.
14:45Later,
14:46find a way to introduce me to him, will you?
14:49Introduce you?
14:49He's just a-
14:50Elaine!
14:51Is this how you treat a guest?
14:53Have you forgotten all royal etiquette?
14:55No, my lord.
15:01Find out.
15:02Where did this scroll come from?
15:20Did the high night order cut pay?
15:22Why is her ex-husband eating like he's starved for three days?
15:25Lady Ellie,
15:26when has a bumplin' like his ever seen such delicacies?
15:29Don't throw out the leftovers,
15:30pack them for Mr. Cairn.
15:31It'll feed him all winter in his hub.
15:36Cairn!
15:36Stop eating!
15:37Every second you're here,
15:39you're ruining my reputation!
15:40Food's meant to be eaten, ain't it?
15:41This turkey's good,
15:42bit undercooked though.
15:43Want a bite?
15:43You!
15:50Lady Liliana,
15:51this little mage
15:52looks mighty familiar.
16:02Is that Countess Liliana?
16:04I'd die just for one look from her.
16:06Wipe that drool off your face.
16:08She's the Gilbert's only disciple.
16:10You aren't even worthy of breathing the same air.
16:20So, you like Liliana?
16:33Shut up, you peasant!
16:35That's the Countess!
16:36How dare you speak her name!
16:39Cairn!
16:40Stop this madness!
16:41She's a level 8 mage,
16:43knighted by the king himself.
16:44Gilbert's little crybaby, Lylee?
16:47Right.
16:47I remember her now.
16:49All these years and only level 8,
16:51her talent is mediocre at best.
16:54Level 8 is mediocre?
16:56You're a magicless loser!
16:57How dare you!
17:00Even as a high knight,
17:02I have to bow to her.
17:03Even Vakrant Silas feels unworthy.
17:06Even Kamis feels unworthy.
17:08Who do you think you are?
17:09Listen closely, farmer.
17:14A sage's disciple is royalty.
17:17Even Count Dexter bows to her.
17:19Being in her presence
17:20is the greatest honor of your pathetic life.
17:23No.
17:24You've got it all wrong.
17:26I'm the one doing her an honor by showing up.
17:30I'll teach you the price of insulting a noble!
17:35No!
17:44Could it be Lady Liliana?
17:50Lils!
17:51Look at me!
17:55Your presence honors this feast, Lady Liliana.
17:58Lord Dexter hosting the Spring Feast
18:00eases the king's burden tremendously.
18:02Lila.
18:04Cairn, are you fever-y?
18:05The nonsense you've sprouted today
18:06beats the last ten years combined.
18:08He's been stuck in the sticks way too long.
18:10Gone plain crazy.
18:11If Lady Liliana hadn't intervened,
18:13he'd be beheaded by now.
18:15Relax.
18:16I'm just gonna go say hi to Lils.
18:18Wait here.
18:18Alone?
18:19And Lils?
18:20Are you insane?
18:21Don't you realize every word you say
18:23drags me closer to the gallows?
18:27Lils!
18:28Hey!
18:31Over here!
18:33Is that slob insane?
18:35Daring to call her ladyship by her pet name?
18:37He's swaggering just cause his ex-wife's the High Knight.
18:40Total lack of decency.
18:42Knight Paramount so promising.
18:44How's she married to someone like him?
18:45With an ex-husband like that,
18:47she'll be dragged down sooner or later.
18:50Stop!
19:01Did you get to the bottom of that scroll?
19:03Word is,
19:04he crossed paths with Duke Alistair.
19:06What a farce!
19:08The scroll was stolen from Duke Alistair.
19:15Now,
19:17throw him out!
19:25My lady,
19:26this peasant knows nothing of decorum.
19:29I'll remove him at once.
19:34Mr. Kane,
19:35it really is you!
19:43Look at the little crybaby all grown up.
19:46You've even learned how to put on airs.
19:50Nobody actually knows Lady Liliana?
19:55Just here for the show.
19:57Oh,
19:58there's someone you should meet.
20:00My ex-wife,
20:01Elwhan.
20:06So it's you.
20:07I thank you for the care you showed my mentor.
20:10Liliana,
20:11listen,
20:11this is not what you think,
20:12I-
20:13Look at you.
20:15Where's that Supreme Knight pride?
20:17Cat got your tongue?
20:18Come,
20:19little Lylee,
20:19let's talk in private.
20:23What the hell is this?
20:25How does he know Lady Liliana?
20:27I want answers too.
20:32Master,
20:33I know her.
20:34The High Knight
20:35is a legend.
20:37So,
20:38what's your take on her?
20:40Impressive.
20:41Level 6 mage-ed,
20:43Supreme Knight.
20:44He has a bright future ahead.
20:45I meant,
20:46as a woman.
20:48Is she wife material?
20:49Does she have the-
20:51She's striking,
20:52but her arrogance is
20:54unbearable.
20:56But I trust your judgment.
20:58Perfect.
20:59Help me win my ex-wife back.
21:03Sorry.
21:04That's her.
21:06She won.
21:14How?
21:15Why would she do this?
21:16For a mere farmer.
21:24Mentor,
21:24just tell me.
21:25What do you need me to do?
21:27Just sing my praises a little.
21:28Tell her about my good qualities.
21:30I'll take care of the rest.
21:32Elowen, darling.
21:33Little Lylee here.
21:34She would love to have a word with you.
21:41I'll let you two ladies chat.
21:42There are some fine wines in the foightware.
21:44I'll get some.
21:45I'll get some.
21:56Lord,
21:57is there something you needed?
21:59Elowen,
22:00please.
22:00It's just us here.
22:02I just wanted to say,
22:04Mr. Stone is a great deal more than what you see on the surface.
22:07My lady,
22:08he's pulled the wool over your eyes.
22:10I once held out hope for him myself,
22:11even married him.
22:12But he'd sooner tend his pigs in Potato Patch than use his true talent.
22:16Perhaps what he's been guarding isn't potatoes.
22:20But all of us,
22:21the entire kingdom.
22:22Entire kingdom?
22:23You cannot be serious.
22:25He's just a deadbeat.
22:26I take my eyes off him for one second.
22:28He finds a new way to embarrass me.
22:30No,
22:30Elowen,
22:31listen to me.
22:31You'll find that Mr. Stone is truly a remarkable...
22:36Caring!
22:37Caring!
22:42The inscriptions are wrong.
22:44No wonder something's felt off here.
22:51Cain!
22:52Get back!
22:54Have you lost your mind?
22:58Elevon,
22:59put a leash on your stupid mongrel!
23:01How dare he disrespect the founding emperor's effigy!
23:04He broke the sacred inscription!
23:05It's over!
23:06The gods are going to punish us!
23:08Broke what?
23:08I just fixed it for you.
23:10Don't mention it.
23:13We're doomed.
23:14This time he's not just being stupid.
23:16He might get us all killed.
23:18Mr. Stone was right after all.
23:20This inscription array should have been repaired long ago.
23:23It was Lord Silomus who stepped just in time and kept the formation intact.
23:28Lady Liliana,
23:29you have my word.
23:31I'll take good care of Mr. Stone.
23:33Kid,
23:34I like you.
23:36Mr. Stone,
23:37if I may,
23:38anyone who can stay on Lady Liliana's mind like that,
23:40just who are you,
23:41really?
23:42Oh,
23:42you could say I'm her mentor.
23:44Mentor?
23:45I get now!
23:46Oh,
23:47you get it,
23:47do you?
23:48Keep it down just between us.
23:49Keep what down?
23:50Lady Liliana's an orphan.
23:51She grew up in a small village.
23:53You're the one who taught her to read and feed her,
23:54aren't you?
23:55Well,
23:56if you want to look at it that way,
23:57I suppose you're not wrong.
23:59You're nothing but a washed up teacher who got incredibly lucky.
24:03Now get out of my sight.
24:04What a complete waste of my time.
24:08The bumpkin!
24:11That's the one,
24:11the bumpkin!
24:12Throw him out!
24:13Haven't you wasted enough of our food and drink?
24:16Go,
24:16get the hell out of here!
24:17Or we'll do it for you!
24:19Going?
24:20Where exactly?
24:24Going
24:25where exactly?
24:26Out of the Sanctum?
24:27Where else?
24:28Out of respect for Commander Elevin,
24:30I'm giving you the chance to walk out on your own.
24:33Trust me,
24:34you don't want to be carried.
24:39Carried out?
24:39I was invited here.
24:44You mean this scroll you stole?
24:47Stole?
24:48I wrote over a hundred of these things myself back in the day.
24:51Still lying?
24:52Fine.
24:52I'll let the Mentor Scroll be your judge,
24:55you filthy shit!
25:15Mento?
25:22No!
25:24No!
25:25No!
25:26No!
25:32Mentor? Is that really you?
26:03That resonance! I knew it! That's Mentor!
26:20That's the Oracle Mentor's power! He's summoning us!
26:23Get my horse! Now! I'm going to the Sanctum! Move!
26:35You filth! What evil trick was that?
26:39Was that... Elemental Collapse?
26:41Don't tell me this peggant has been hiding his true power for the whole time!
26:45My apologies, everyone. I went a little heavier than intended.
26:49Didn't mean to give anyone a fright.
26:51Son of a bitch, I'll have your head!
26:56How dare you!
27:00So it was Liliana striking from the shadows all along. Who could have imagined her magic would be this overwhelming?
27:05Cairn! What have you done? Meddling with the Mentor's trolls could get us all killed!
27:09Honey, I really didn't...
27:10Wait! Elwyn, he's... My lord! The man can't even cast a basic formation! There is no way he has the
27:16ability to use dark magic!
27:18Lady Liliana, please quell your anger. Might I ask what exactly this guard did to offend your guests?
27:23Were it not for the occasion, I assure you he would not be walking out of here.
27:27You idiot! Apologize!
27:29But my lord, you were the one who told me to...
27:31I said enough. My orders were to invite Mr. Cannes Stone to the auction. Who told you to put your
27:35hands on him?
27:36Auction?
27:37That's right. The Diablo Legion's invasion is imminent. All those attending the banquet must donate treasures for auction to serve
27:43as military funds.
27:44That's right. I donated a log sword in Sunken Rongristal. What about you?
27:48Mr. Stone, as Lady Liliana's honored guest, you're not going to enjoy this charming banquet without bringing anything, are you?
27:54A treasure auction? Your folk really have some weird tricks.
27:59Cairn! Shut up! This isn't some stupid market that you go to. Everyone has to present a treasure engraved with
28:04a magic signal. You came here with nothing. Do you want to be punished in front of everyone?
28:08A treasure? We can barely keep the mice fed back home. Where would I get something like that?
28:14Every coin from tonight's auction goes straight to the army. Your behavior now isn't just embarrassing, it's an insult to
28:21the crown!
28:21So loyalty is measured in gold now? By that logic, every one of these spoiled lords is a more devoted
28:26patriot than you'll ever be.
28:27I am begging you! I spent three years clawing my way up to this rank. You have no idea how
28:33many people in this room are just waiting for me to crash!
28:36Just go, for my sake, if nothing else.
28:41Look, take my sword. That's your donation.
28:43But this is the token of our bond, the gift I gave you on the day you became my wife.
28:47You will donate it now. Then leave.
28:50No!
28:50I refuse.
28:52Commander Elevian, no need for the scene.
28:55If your ex-husband wishes to participate, we welcome any contribution, however modest.
29:08Here. Take this flower to the auction. I promise you it'll go for the price of ten cities.
29:15Cairn! A dead flower? You're trying to pass off a dead flower? Do you have any idea how much worse
29:24you're making this?
29:25Wait, is that the blessing of eternal life? A single petal from that flower can cure any illness, even reverse
29:31total mana collapse, and she just ground it into the floor?
29:34Do everyone a favor and see yourself out. You're bringing the whole room down, and Lady Liliander with it.
29:40My lords, I deeply apologize. He has a... condition. I'm taking him out right now.
29:48What condition?
29:50I feel fantastic.
29:53The body's in great shape. Too bad about the brain.
29:56Oh, let it go. We can give Aline that much, at least. Think of it as a learning experience for
30:01men.
30:02Enough! If he insists on staying, then sit down, all of you.
30:15Lord Alistair! Your arrival is an absolute blessing upon the Sanctum, my lord.
30:19My lord, the auction is about to begin. The other guests will be absolutely thrilled to see you.
30:27No, absolutely not. I cannot let the Oracle Mentor see me looking like this.
30:31My lord? Find me a room. Immediately. I need to wash up and change. Go!
30:42Look, that's the Supreme Knight's ex-husband. Mud still clings to his feet.
30:45A peasant like him could never afford a proper treasure, not even in hundreds of years.
30:55This core's quality is off.
30:56Don't touch it!
30:59Lady Elowen, all seats are taken. You'll have to sit there at the far edge.
31:05Look! A seat custom-made for our special guests!
31:13We stand to protect our kingdom, while others only come here to freeload.
31:24Good heavens! Lady Liliana sitting in such a shabby spot!
31:29What?
31:31She lowers her status just to enlighten this hopeless commoner.
31:41We have special guests today, so I shall restate the rules, lest our distinguished outsider remain ignorant.
31:48Excuse me! This is not the time for snacking! Sir, please conduct yourself accordingly.
31:57Oh, that is appalling!
32:00How dare he disrespect Lady Liliana!
32:03Sorry, couldn't help myself. It's very delicious.
32:06Sir, listen carefully.
32:08The rule of this auction, donors and their relatives are for bidding on the original items.
32:13If no objection, by the gods, the bidding begins!
32:18We still have to wait.
32:18We'll be in wrong.
32:18We will see you on campus for a different way!
32:19So with that, for your sucry of C yay Smile.
32:19Rangers, make theكم меш!
32:21wMusik
32:21in you
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