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Ace! The Golf King's Reconquest Episode
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00:00:05Every golfer knows this model.
00:00:07Ball in the water, career on the line.
00:00:10But not a single player in history has ever pulled it off.
00:00:17Oh shit!
00:00:41Holy! I can take that back.
00:00:44Bobby Woods has just made history with that shot heard around the world.
00:00:48Lion once again defended his title as the greatest of all time.
00:00:52Congratulations, my friend. Winning three Grand Slams in a row?
00:00:55You truly are the undeniable king of golf!
00:01:01How about a drink with your old buddy?
00:01:03Gabe, Claire's about to go into labor. I have to get to the hospital.
00:01:06Mr. Woods, the doctor just called. Your wife is in critical condition.
00:01:11Ambientic fluid embolism. Her blood pressure's dropping. I'm so sorry.
00:01:16I gotta go. Excuse me. I gotta go. Excuse me.
00:01:25I'm sorry. We saved your daughter. But your wife. There's nothing more we can do.
00:01:32Claire, my wife. Yes.
00:01:36No, come on.
00:01:38What do you mean there's nothing you can do?
00:01:40Your wife wanted me to give this to you.
00:01:50To my champ, I'm so proud to be your wife and the mother of our new baby girl.
00:01:57No matter what happens, we'll always love you.
00:02:00Win or lose, this is the happiest day of my life.
00:02:04Now go get him, Lion. I'll see you after the game.
00:02:19I am so sorry, Claire. I wasn't there for you.
00:02:23I was chasing trophies and wins and I should have been by your side.
00:02:27I promise. I will not do the same thing to our daughter.
00:02:40Hey. Tell everyone I'm retired.
00:02:44Are you sure? If you breach the contract, you'll pay huge penalties.
00:02:50Lion, you'll go broke.
00:03:08Nice shot. Bet you could give that old king of the golf line a run for his money.
00:03:13We look just like the pros.
00:03:15Hey, buddy. Go fetch my ball.
00:03:18Sorry, but I'm not your caddy.
00:03:27There you go.
00:03:29Now I'm paying you.
00:03:30Your job is whatever I say it is.
00:03:33You can tell you're tight for cash, so be a good little doggy and go fetch that ball.
00:03:39That's enough!
00:03:51Mr. Smith, I've warned you repeatedly. This type of behavior is not tolerated at my golf club.
00:03:57Come on, Mia. Everyone knows this homeless bum you took in out of pity.
00:04:03You're really going to risk offending us for this nobody?
00:04:13Let me handle it.
00:04:18See? Even the help knows its place.
00:04:20You've got to trash. Do anything for a buck.
00:04:22Hey, you want to see if you'll bark like a dog?
00:04:24I bet he will.
00:04:25I bet he will.
00:04:42Your form is sloppy.
00:04:44Cowering in fear is a better look for you two.
00:04:50Throw them out.
00:04:54Hey, don't touch me! Hey!
00:04:58Did you just manage to hit the ball back here with a flagpole?
00:05:04Yeah.
00:05:05I could have done better.
00:05:07I was aiming for their heads.
00:05:09He managed a perfect shot with a flagpole.
00:05:12Only someone like Lion could do that.
00:05:14Bobby, would you be interested in representing our golf club at the U.S. Open?
00:05:20Miss Mia, I want to thank you for everything that you've done for my daughter and I.
00:05:23I'm sorry.
00:05:25I don't play golf.
00:05:27I collect balls and clean the grounds.
00:05:30I see real talent in you.
00:05:32Don't waste it.
00:05:34It's just a lucky shot.
00:05:51Hey, Bobby.
00:05:53Thought about what I said last time.
00:05:55You know, making a comeback.
00:05:57I'm sorry, Gabe.
00:05:59I already told you my answer.
00:06:01I want to stay by Eleanor's side and watch her grow up.
00:06:12Gabriel, I already told you.
00:06:14I'm not changing my answer.
00:06:15Mr. Woods, I'm your daughter's art teacher.
00:06:17You need to come to the school now.
00:06:29What happened, sweetheart?
00:06:35Did you hit my daughter?
00:06:37Hey!
00:06:42You talk to me, not my daughter.
00:06:46Oh, God.
00:06:47It's the loser groundskeeper from earlier.
00:06:50What a small world.
00:06:52My daddy is not a loser.
00:06:54He so is, he even looks like a bum.
00:06:57That's enough. Settle down, girls.
00:06:59Mr. Woods, a spot has opened up at the prestigious arts academy for gifted young children.
00:07:06Eleanor got a spot because of her exceptional art skills.
00:07:10But-
00:07:11But you're too poor.
00:07:12Only my daddy can afford it.
00:07:14Yeah.
00:07:15Guess what?
00:07:16Tuition, 70k a year.
00:07:19And obviously, you cannot afford that.
00:07:23So just go ahead, give the spot to my daughter instead.
00:07:28Daddy is 70 grand a lot.
00:07:33I don't need it.
00:07:36I don't want to go, Daddy.
00:07:38I promised Claire that I would always take care of our daughter.
00:07:41But now I am such a bad father.
00:07:46This kid is obviously a bully.
00:07:49And she hit Eleanor because she was jealous she had her spot.
00:07:51And you let it happen.
00:07:53Hey, kids will fight.
00:07:55I can't stop that.
00:07:57Then you suspend her.
00:07:59I-
00:08:00Hey.
00:08:11Look, you piece of trash.
00:08:13There is 10k.
00:08:15Forget about art school.
00:08:17Art and golf, the finer things in life, are for the wealthy.
00:08:22It's not my fault.
00:08:24You are not man enough to give your little daughter what she wants in life.
00:08:31Come on, Angel. Get your stuff. Let's go.
00:08:36See? I told you so.
00:08:38Wait. Mr. Smith, about that donation.
00:08:41Mr. Woods, if the Art Institute doesn't receive the deposit by next week,
00:08:46I'll be forced to give the spot to Rosa.
00:08:49I'm sorry.
00:08:56Does that hurt, sweetheart?
00:08:57No. I'm sorry, Daddy.
00:09:00I'll give my spot to Rosa.
00:09:02I'll be a good kid.
00:09:04I don't want to cause you any trouble.
00:09:07No, sweetie. I'm sorry.
00:09:10And don't worry.
00:09:11Your daddy's not going to let that brat take your spot.
00:09:20I've buried the man I used to be.
00:09:22But now my daughter needs him.
00:09:24It's time to bring the lion back.
00:09:41Gabriel.
00:09:43Get my clubs.
00:09:45I'm back.
00:10:07This qualifying match next week, I'm going to destroy those guys over at Golden Hills Golf Club.
00:10:15Jake, you're our best shot. With you, we can finally show those guys at the Golden Hills Golf
00:10:19Club who's boss. They've been trying to buy us out for years now. If it wasn't for their new
00:10:24Grand Slam champ Kane, I would have. Jake is young and talented. Maybe he'll beat Kane.
00:10:29It's a shame the legendary golfer Lyon retired at the peak of his career. If he was still here,
00:10:35Kane wouldn't be getting away with any of this. Are we still daydreaming about Lyon again?
00:10:42Didn't you want to marry him too? What? Shut up. Two yards.
00:10:49What?
00:10:55What do you mean two yards?
00:10:57His grip's weak. Ball's going to fade. Two yards to the right.
00:11:02Shut up, dude. You're just a homeless loser that Mia took in. Why don't you quit playing
00:11:06coach and get back to your real job? I mean, look, have you ever even held a golf club?
00:11:11Ignore him, okay? Jake's always been a straight shooter. He set that marker 10 out of 10 times
00:11:15easy.
00:11:17You guys really don't see this? I guess that makes sense. This game takes years of practice
00:11:23to understand.
00:11:25Well, tell me. What do you see?
00:11:352.13 yards to be exact. And he needs to finish his rotation. If he doesn't, he could get
00:11:41injured.
00:11:42Jake is a pro golfer. He just got his PGA Tour card this year. What do you know?
00:11:47How about you go and go focus on pulling up weights or something? You're sneaking up the
00:11:51place with your bullshit. Hey, it's free advice. Take it or leave it. But we can't even think
00:12:01about qualifiers because soon he won't be able to hold a club.
00:12:202.13 yards to be exact.
00:12:28Jake, what's wrong with your wrist?
00:12:30Nothing. What's up with you guys? So distracted, I hooked it right.
00:12:34Yeah, Mr. Know-it-all here wouldn't stop yapping and talking that shit.
00:12:37This... Oh my God.
00:12:41Come on, man.
00:12:42Jake, you keep putting pressure on this wrist, you're going to hurt yourself.
00:12:46Man, let go. You're just a useless groundskeeper. You know how valuable my hand is?
00:12:52Bobby's prediction was down to the inch. I was right. He's more talented than he seems.
00:12:58Jake, our golf club depends on you. Please get your wrist checked. It'll just take a moment.
00:13:03Oh, Mia, you're not actually listening to this guy, right? This guy's a rookie.
00:13:07Or he could be a freaking spy from the Golden Hills. I bet he's here to throw Jake off right
00:13:11before quals. No. No. I believe him. And he makes a good point. He's more than just a
00:13:18groundskeeper. Seriously? He's just a charity case handyman who's leeching off our club.
00:13:25Yeah. And he's a guy pretty full of himself. A guy who's never swung a golf club.
00:13:29I've been golfing since before you were born.
00:13:44Who's this asshole?
00:13:46Tyler Carter. Younger brother of Kane Carter, you know. Most recent world champion. And he's
00:13:52paired up with Jake next week.
00:13:58It's all on the wrist, baby.
00:14:04Ready?
00:14:08It's always here to start shit.
00:14:10Yeah.
00:14:10Got it.
00:14:11Oh, good job, baby.
00:14:13Oh, my gosh.
00:14:16Look who it is.
00:14:20Your little shitty golf club's about to go bankrupt.
00:14:23Why don't you turn it into a strip club? Maybe you'll finally break even.
00:14:27You're not welcome here. Leave.
00:14:32Oh, is this your little wimp of a brother? Is that the best August guy nowadays?
00:14:37You watch your fucking mouth. How about that?
00:14:39Me, uh, dreaming of trophies when your best bet's this useless amateur?
00:14:46God. It's time to wake up, sweetie.
00:14:51Look, we both know you're not going to win. It's just not possible.
00:14:55Let me throw you a lifeline.
00:14:57You sign over August to me, and I'll give you a fat payout.
00:15:02We can all go home happy.
00:15:05All you got to do is sign the deal. It's all yours, baby.
00:15:09Never.
00:15:12August Golf Club is my mother's life's work.
00:15:14My brother and I will never let it fall into your hands.
00:15:18Okay. Option two.
00:15:20You put this on,
00:15:23you show me a good time tonight.
00:15:25I'll cut you a good deal.
00:15:27Fuck you, man. Fuck you!
00:15:29You and me, let's go at it. Sudden death match.
00:15:32Lose your backside of the quals tomorrow.
00:15:36So the puppy's not a whimp.
00:15:40He's an idiot.
00:15:42Fine.
00:15:43But you better not be all bark.
00:15:45You better have some bites, you boy.
00:15:55Look, you're going to lose, Jake.
00:15:57Fuck off, man.
00:15:59Stop acting like you're hot shit.
00:16:00You need to go mow the lawn or something?
00:16:01He's provoked you, okay? You're too emotional now.
00:16:04And you haven't fixed your swing yet.
00:16:06You won't win.
00:16:07Shut up!
00:16:08You are a useless groundskeeper.
00:16:10You don't tell me what to do.
00:16:13Looks like Tyler wants a sudden death match on the first hole.
00:16:26You see that?
00:16:29302 yards, mid-fairway.
00:16:32Man, you can never hit a shot like that in your life, kid.
00:16:35Show him, Jake.
00:16:38That stance.
00:16:40It's too low.
00:16:41So, that ball's going off course.
00:16:44What did you just say?
00:16:45I said his ball's going in the rough.
00:16:47Will you quit the yapping?
00:16:48You got a lot of nerve coming in here acting like you're a professional or something.
00:16:51I'm the one swinging here, okay?
00:16:53Don't backseat it.
00:17:05Hopeless.
00:17:06What an idiot.
00:17:07Oh my gosh.
00:17:102.13 in the rough?
00:17:12Oh my god.
00:17:13My granny could swing harder than that, dude.
00:17:17Bring the love.
00:17:32If he keeps swinging like this, he's not going to win.
00:17:35Time for a little help.
00:17:40Gramps, the fuck you doing with that rock?
00:17:41You better not mess with Jake.
00:17:43This is serious.
00:17:44Okay, guys.
00:17:45Whatever he has planned, I believe him, okay?
00:18:02Holy shit.
00:18:05Let's go!
00:18:06That stone just helped Jake make the perfect swing.
00:18:09Nah, that must have been a coincidence.
00:18:11A rock can't change the club angle.
00:18:12Yeah, if it wasn't for him causing trouble earlier, Jake would have made it on the green by now.
00:18:16Don't get ahead of yourself.
00:18:19Remember, fortune favors the bold.
00:18:31Guys, Jake's ahead.
00:18:33With that perfect line, we might just win this thing.
00:18:36Come on, Jake.
00:18:37You gotta pull through.
00:18:41So...
00:18:43Thanks, doll.
00:18:48Ready or not.
00:18:51Here I come!
00:18:53Hey!
00:18:54Shit!
00:18:57Should have been looking out, kiddo.
00:18:58Oh, my goodness.
00:19:00He was standing right here.
00:19:01You knew that.
00:19:02You did that on purpose.
00:19:03It's against the rules.
00:19:05Thought we were playing a friendly match.
00:19:07Doing this casual.
00:19:08There's no need for rules.
00:19:10I hope you learned your lesson, bud.
00:19:12There's only one golden rule in golf.
00:19:14Wherever the Golden Hill Club says, goes.
00:19:21A torn ligament?
00:19:23Must have been strained for a long time.
00:19:26Everything Bobby said came true.
00:19:28Who is he, really?
00:19:30Okay, you can't play like this.
00:19:32I'm gonna take you to the hospital.
00:19:33No, I can't keep going.
00:19:35I'm not backing out of the quals.
00:19:40August Golf Club.
00:19:42It's the last thing Mom left us.
00:19:44I'm not letting this bastard take it.
00:19:48It's not too late to tap out, sweetie.
00:19:51If I find you in my bed tonight naked,
00:19:53I might let you keep your club.
00:19:55What the fuck did you say?
00:19:56Watch this bitch.
00:20:01Wow.
00:20:02Is that the best you got?
00:20:05I'll show you what it's like to be crushed by a real pro.
00:20:17Jake's already three strokes in.
00:20:18He needs to put the ball in the hole to win.
00:20:20But his wrist...
00:20:21Will you stop?
00:20:23As long as I can swing, I'm not giving up.
00:20:25No, Jake, you can hurt your wrist for life.
00:20:31You're still powering through?
00:20:33Why don't I help you with that?
00:20:37That's enough!
00:20:44I'll take it from here.
00:20:48Will you back off?
00:20:49This is a gentleman's sport.
00:20:51Go mow the lawn, you cretin.
00:20:53Jake, that's enough.
00:20:55Step down.
00:20:56If you keep playing, you might never play again.
00:20:58Let Bobby take over.
00:21:02Are you serious right now, Mia?
00:21:04You're gonna send your little gardener after me?
00:21:08What?
00:21:09Are you afraid you're going to lose to the gardener?
00:21:14You got some balls.
00:21:15I bet that's the most expensive thing you've ever held in your life.
00:21:19You better not let it get to your head.
00:21:24This is my last chance to repay Mia for helping my daughter and I.
00:21:36This is the most prestigious golf club in America.
00:21:41And you think we'd hire some homeless loser?
00:21:44Just look at yourself.
00:21:45Covered in filth.
00:21:47Carrying around a burden.
00:21:49You're not even qualified to be a caddy.
00:21:54Excuse me, sir.
00:21:57Don't mind him.
00:21:58He's an asshole.
00:22:00I'm Mia.
00:22:01I'd love for you to come over and work at August Golf Club with me.
00:22:04And if there's anything I can do for you and your daughter,
00:22:07I'd be happy to help.
00:22:27Is that your wife?
00:22:29You should have brought her with you.
00:22:30I bet she'd be as good as a golf hole.
00:22:34A stupid, broke gardener like you thinks he can make the hole?
00:22:38The only hole you'll make is your wife's.
00:22:43That's the last time you disrespect my wife before I break your kneecaps
00:22:46and make you beg for mercy in front of her grave.
00:22:48I'm begging.
00:22:49The only one begging is going to be you, pal.
00:22:52Remember, you got a lot on the line.
00:22:54You lose this, you're forfeiting qualifiers.
00:22:58And losers got to get on their knees and lick the winner's shoes like a dog.
00:23:02Oh, deal.
00:23:05You better keep your word.
00:23:20This guy's putting on a blindfold.
00:23:22Is he trying to let Tyler win?
00:23:24We're screwed.
00:23:25I think this groundskeeper's going to ruin it for August.
00:23:28You got wind speed, five miles an hour.
00:23:32Humidity, 60%.
00:23:34Good weather for making it in the hole.
00:23:45Please clear the water.
00:23:46Forget about the hole.
00:23:48You won't even make it over the water.
00:23:50I win.
00:24:04What the fuck?
00:24:07What the fuck?
00:24:09Was he about to perform a miracle?
00:24:11There's no way.
00:24:11It's a trick shot.
00:24:12You can't control where it lands.
00:24:18Oh, my God.
00:24:19Oh, my God.
00:24:20What the water?
00:24:21No, I skipped it in the hole.
00:24:23But how?
00:24:24It's a miracle.
00:24:25Am I dreaming?
00:24:26Did we actually beat the gold hills, bastards?
00:24:29This is impossible.
00:24:31There's no way I lost to an amateur, a gardener.
00:24:34Impossible.
00:24:35That sounds like something a sore loser would say.
00:24:38No.
00:24:38Only a legend like Lion can make that shot.
00:24:41Even Kane.
00:24:43Only a legend like Lion can make that shot.
00:24:51Is he?
00:24:52A master golfer would never join the ranks of August.
00:24:55Who are you?
00:25:00Who are you?
00:25:01Me?
00:25:02I'm a nobody.
00:25:03I'm a gardener.
00:25:04You just happened to hit a lucky shot.
00:25:06I want to play in the qualification round next week.
00:25:10Yes.
00:25:10Of course.
00:25:11You just saved August Golf Club.
00:25:13We, of course, will welcome you.
00:25:14Mia, this qualifying round is literally going to decide the fate of August Hills.
00:25:18Can't leave it with this guy.
00:25:19Why?
00:25:20He doesn't even have any competitive experience.
00:25:21I mean, Mia, please.
00:25:22We should reconsider.
00:25:23Was this shot just not proof of his skill?
00:25:26I mean...
00:25:26How do we even know if he was blindfolded?
00:25:28If he was really that talented, why would he be slumming at August Golf Club?
00:25:32All the things he could be doing.
00:25:33Yeah, if people knew we were submitting a groundskeeper as our qualifier, we'd be laughed
00:25:37out.
00:25:38Okay, silence, all of you.
00:25:40I believe in Bobby.
00:25:42And he's our only hope now.
00:25:44Hey, Bobby.
00:25:45I got cash.
00:25:46Hot babes.
00:25:48You come over to Gold Hill Golf Club.
00:25:51Look at anything you could ever want.
00:25:53I can't pay you cash or an advancement, but I can offer you 50% stake in the August Golf
00:25:59Club, if you'll still have us.
00:26:02I heard Golf Club's going bankrupt, dude.
00:26:04Every check you get's going to bounce.
00:26:07Come on.
00:26:07Don't be stupid.
00:26:09Just give me the word.
00:26:10It's all yours.
00:26:13Tuition, 70k a year.
00:26:25I just mowed the lawn.
00:26:27I don't need much in life.
00:26:33I'll represent August in the qualifications next week.
00:26:36My heart's racing.
00:26:38What's going on?
00:26:40You old bastard.
00:26:42You're going to regret this.
00:26:44Hey!
00:26:45Aren't you forgetting something?
00:26:47What are you talking about?
00:26:48Our bets.
00:26:49You're forfeiting, right?
00:26:51My brother, Kane Carter.
00:26:53He's the grand champ.
00:26:55Your little amateur ass.
00:26:56Are you sure you want this?
00:26:57It doesn't matter who it is.
00:27:00A bet's a bet.
00:27:06You bastard.
00:27:08You're going to regret this.
00:27:10Men honor their words.
00:27:12Dogs run with their tails tucked between their legs.
00:27:15What are you, little boy?
00:27:16You motherfucker.
00:27:18Mark my words.
00:27:19You motherfuckers are going to regret this.
00:27:21Come on, girls.
00:27:32You lost to a ground speaker?
00:27:35A loser who picks up balls?
00:27:38It was a fluke.
00:27:40If you just give me another chance, I'll do...
00:27:43Useless.
00:27:44The Golden Hill Club does not tolerate excuses from losers.
00:27:47You better not film me again in the qualification match.
00:28:00I don't know, the golf's always been in my family.
00:28:03But it wasn't until the legendary lion that I really took notice.
00:28:08Kipli's been retired for six years already.
00:28:11You still think about him?
00:28:17I don't know.
00:28:19Do you want me to still think about him?
00:28:37Come on.
00:28:39Come on, where?
00:28:40We're leaving.
00:28:44You're drunk.
00:28:46I'm taking you home.
00:28:48Party pooper.
00:28:51Such a gentleman.
00:28:55I'm so thirsty.
00:28:57I'll get you some water.
00:29:00To be ahead, we're available.
00:29:06We'll take you home.
00:29:19Now, please press to Mia.
00:29:23Um, give it a value.
00:29:26Thanks.
00:29:26Let's go.
00:29:26I'm gonna try a guy.
00:29:28jetzto.
00:29:28See you in the corner.
00:29:30I'm right where I'm meant to be
00:29:41Mia, you're drunk
00:29:43Are you sure this is what you want?
00:29:46Mm-hmm
00:30:23I had a little fun last night
00:30:29I had fun too, a lot of fun
00:30:36Good afternoon, my name is Joanna Wilson, vice president of the USGA
00:30:43On behalf of the Gophers Association, I'd like to welcome you all to the US Open press conference
00:30:5450 players with the top all-time rankings
00:30:58We'll be exempt from the local qualifying round
00:31:01But this year, we'd like to reveal those rankings with something special
00:31:08This AI-powered golf ball can scan your swing ID and match to your rank
00:31:15Now, who's up first?
00:31:19Matches to our all-time high rank, right?
00:31:23I guess you losers ought to pack up and get going
00:31:31Hey, so what if we're up against Golden Hills?
00:31:33Got nothing to be ashamed of
00:31:34Yeah, we're all pros here
00:31:36Do you think you'll beat us all?
00:31:38Be my guest
00:31:40Okay
00:31:59Nice man, looks like we're locked in
00:32:01Absolutely we are
00:32:02It's done
00:32:03Enough wasting my time
00:32:04By the way
00:32:06Only reason I let you two go first
00:32:08So that everybody here is aware of how underranked you are
00:32:16This is a press conference, not a dumpster
00:32:19What are you doing here?
00:32:21You're an amateur, buddy
00:32:22You're gonna embarrass yourself over here
00:32:24Well, I guess we'll just see about that
00:32:27Okay
00:32:29Okay
00:32:30Sit back
00:32:32You'll see my rank
00:32:33Hey, get this
00:32:35I want a close-up on his face while I crush him on my heel
00:33:07I want a close-up on his face while I crush him on my heel
00:33:09He's 15th.
00:33:10Every member of Golden Hill's a total beast.
00:33:13Pretty much.
00:33:14Don't cry, though.
00:33:15It's okay.
00:33:16You may lose me, but all of you are better than him.
00:33:22You know what's sad, Mia?
00:33:23The best you got is dead last.
00:33:25You know what, Tyler?
00:33:26Shut up.
00:33:27August is not gonna be dead last.
00:33:28Just mark my words.
00:33:30Mia, don't waste your breath on this guy.
00:33:32He's ranked 15th.
00:33:34He's a nobody.
00:33:35Wow.
00:33:37That's something coming from the Gardner.
00:33:39Do you even know what it means to be top 15 in the U.S.?
00:33:43Gardner?
00:33:43The August Golf Club sent their groundskeeper to the U.S. Open.
00:33:47What the hell?
00:33:47Yeah, she sure did.
00:33:48I think you should be disqualified.
00:33:50All in favor, raise your hand.
00:33:54Golfers are forged from hard work and talent.
00:33:57Everyone deserves a shot.
00:33:59The only insult here is your elitist attitude.
00:34:01That's cute.
00:34:02August Golf Course owner crashed the press conference through a tantrum.
00:34:05And she did.
00:34:06Golf Club on the verge of going bankrupt.
00:34:09Okay, that is not what is happening here.
00:34:26Trashy people like you deserve to be dunked in the trash.
00:34:32I'm going to knock you off your high horse.
00:34:36What do you think you're doing?
00:34:38Ice here, kid.
00:34:39You're not going to want to miss this.
00:34:47This is my rating.
00:35:06Six years ago, you retired.
00:35:10Banished without a trace.
00:35:12Only leaving behind your legacy.
00:35:18Talented golfers, right come and gone.
00:35:21Kane was crowned the new king of golf.
00:35:24He's nothing compared to you and your peak.
00:35:27Mr. Hale, you have to see this.
00:35:30We got a ping on the golden scanner.
00:35:32The all-time number one.
00:35:37I guess he couldn't wait.
00:35:40To celebrate your comeback, I'm going to return all your trophies to you.
00:35:47Take these.
00:35:47Let's go.
00:35:49I'm a champ.
00:35:52What?
00:35:53Why is his ranking locked?
00:35:56According to the Govers Association rules, only the top 10 Govers in the nation have their rank locked.
00:36:01That means he's one of the top 10 golfers in the U.S.
00:36:05No, that can't be right.
00:36:07Well, there you have it, folks.
00:36:09Cold hard facts.
00:36:10I guess the whole world's going to know that the Golden Hills Country Club is all barred.
00:36:15And no vibes.
00:36:19Quickly, to the press conference and bring the trophies.
00:36:23All of them.
00:36:24I want the world to know that the Roaring Lion has returned.
00:36:31Wait.
00:36:33There's an explanation for this.
00:36:34He's not a pro golfer, so he's probably not even registered.
00:36:38Yeah, that explains it.
00:36:39How would a failing club like the August have a top 10 player with him?
00:36:42Well, if I'm just an amateur, and you lost to me, what does that make you?
00:36:48You're getting pretty cocky over there, buddy.
00:36:51You know the Golden Hills created this AI system.
00:36:53We have the right to unlock it.
00:36:55If you get on your knees right now, I might let you go.
00:36:59Don't take my generosity for granted.
00:37:01Well, go ahead. Unlock it.
00:37:03I'm not going to stop you from humiliating yourself.
00:37:06Go, boys.
00:37:08You're going to regret that.
00:37:09Get ready, folks.
00:37:11This little clown's about to give us a strip show.
00:37:24What?
00:37:26He's not just in the top 10.
00:37:28He's the best in the country?
00:37:30That means he's ranked higher than the Grand Slam winner Kane.
00:37:34How?
00:37:35Could it be?
00:37:38No, that can't be right.
00:37:41There's got to be a glitch in the system.
00:37:43He's got a point.
00:37:44Can you imagine the Grand Slam winner lying, raking leaves?
00:37:47Nowhere.
00:37:47Thank goodness.
00:37:48You almost ruined our association's reputation.
00:37:51You just had one lucky stroke.
00:37:53You thought you could fool me, you little bitch.
00:37:56This golf tournament's for pros, not no amateurs like you.
00:37:59Boys, get them out of here.
00:38:00That's not up to you.
00:38:02That's up to the Golfers Association.
00:38:05Miss Wilson, as the vice president of the association, there has to be a rule against this discrimination.
00:38:11Tyler, should I throw out the riffraff?
00:38:14I knew you, making you my VP was the best decision I could make.
00:38:22You're on their side?
00:38:23Oh, don't act shocked.
00:38:25It's called networking, sweetheart.
00:38:26I know your little backwater club don't even know what that is.
00:38:31I think we should get them out of here.
00:38:33An unranked opportunist like yourself, doesn't deserve to golf with pros like Tyler.
00:38:40On behalf of the Golfers Association, I'm revoking your entry into the U.S. Open.
00:38:46You bastards.
00:38:47I'm reporting you to the president of the association.
00:38:50Gabriel would never stand for this blatant nepotism.
00:38:53The chairman?
00:38:54That old man is busy drinking tea in his office.
00:38:57Don't bother him with your petty drama.
00:38:59What?
00:39:00Empetism is a big word for you, man.
00:39:02You think Gabriel gives a shit about your little shitty club?
00:39:06He's got better things to do, sweetheart.
00:39:08Boys, get them out of here.
00:39:09I'm sick of seeing their faces.
00:39:11Make sure they're gone.
00:39:12I don't want them crawling back.
00:39:14This is my turn!
00:39:20This is my turn!
00:39:28Hands up!
00:39:32That's the bus the chairman had custom made for Lyon.
00:39:35No one's ever seen it.
00:39:37Why did he bring it today?
00:39:38The Riders, President's Cup, Masters, the Open, the PGA Tour, they're all Grand Slam trophies.
00:39:45And there's multiple?
00:39:47Mr. Chairman, what are you doing here?
00:39:50I'm here to remind everyone that the Open is run by the Golfers Association, not Golden Hills.
00:39:59Mr. Chairman, these two crashed the press conference. I'm just throwing out the trash.
00:40:04You're trash.
00:40:09How dare you?
00:40:11Do you have no idea who he is?
00:40:14Are you serious right now?
00:40:16You're forgetting who makes your paychecks.
00:40:21Who gave you permission to speak?
00:40:25He is the top-ranked golfer.
00:40:28Mr. Hale, there's a bug in the system!
00:40:31He's not even in the rankings! He's a nobody!
00:40:34A nobody!
00:40:36So all these trophies he won mean nothing to you?
00:40:40All these trophies belong to him.
00:40:43That's impossible.
00:40:45He's done the impossible, time and time again.
00:40:49All these trophies belong to him and to him alone.
00:40:52He is the legendary golfer!
00:41:05Sir, I need to talk to you in private.
00:41:10What is he hiding from me?
00:41:15Look, I'd appreciate it if you kept my identity a secret.
00:41:19Eleanor's still young, and I don't want the press hounding her.
00:41:24I am so sorry, Claire. I wasn't there for you.
00:41:28I was chasing trophies and wins, and I should have been by your side.
00:41:33I promise.
00:41:35I will not do the same thing to our daughter.
00:41:41I've been waiting for this moment for so long.
00:41:45I understand. I can keep your secret.
00:41:48Thanks.
00:41:49Here we go.
00:41:55After a thorough review, we have discovered that there is indeed a bug in our ranking system.
00:42:03Since we cannot guarantee ranks, all golfers will now be required to begin in the local qualifier, and then immediately
00:42:12go into the final qualifier.
00:42:14Everyone except Tyler Carter.
00:42:23What?
00:42:25I'm the highest ranked person here. We don't need some AI system to prove that, and you have no right
00:42:31to disqualify me.
00:42:32I am the president of the Golf Association and the host of the U.S. Open.
00:42:38I do have that right.
00:42:40You old bastard.
00:42:41You're making a mistake making an enemy of the Golden Hills Golf Club over this nobody?
00:42:45Enough!
00:42:47You and your golf club have been a menace to the golf society for far too long.
00:42:53You have no authority here.
00:42:57Take them out of here.
00:42:58Take them out of here.
00:42:59You can't do this.
00:42:59You can't do this.
00:43:00Fuck off, motherfucker.
00:43:00You reckless bastard!
00:43:01As for you, the Golf Association has no room for a Golden Hills simpering laptop.
00:43:11You're fired.
00:43:12You can't fire me!
00:43:13I am the vice president!
00:43:15You can't fucking fire me, you bastard!
00:43:21I have heard that Golden Hills has been experimenting with an AI neural chip implant.
00:43:27Now this gives their golfers expert calculations.
00:43:32Just watch out.
00:43:33I wouldn't worry about that.
00:43:35I chose to come back.
00:43:37I'm ready for anything.
00:43:39Come what may.
00:43:54Alright, you can open your eyes.
00:43:58Oh, my.
00:44:00You need no help.
00:44:03So you want to guess what I got you for your birthday?
00:44:06I don't know.
00:44:08But I do know that I'm gonna love it because it's a present from Daddy.
00:44:17Daddy, is this all for me?
00:44:20It's just like my drawing.
00:44:21Yep, it's all yours, sweetie.
00:44:27Oh, I can't forget this.
00:44:35Perfect.
00:44:37My princess, may I have the first dance?
00:44:41Yes.
00:45:01Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the prettiest princess of them all?
00:45:07Why, it's you.
00:45:08My pretty little princess, Eleanor.
00:45:11Wait, Daddy!
00:45:12I've got you a present.
00:45:14This is my lucky bracelet.
00:45:17I made it at school.
00:45:18Miss Maya says wearing it means good things will happen.
00:45:22Daddy, you're gonna be the bestest golf player ever.
00:45:26I'll be cheering for you.
00:45:27And I know Mommy will, too.
00:45:29I never wanted Eleanor to worry about me, so I didn't tell her about the match.
00:45:33But it looks like she knew all along.
00:45:37Thank you, sweetie.
00:45:40I promise I'm going to get you everything you ever wanted.
00:45:49Welcome, everybody, to the final qualifying round for the U.S. Open, which is also known as Golf's Longest Day.
00:45:56Today is going to be a 36-hole round, which means only the top 50 players will advance to the
00:46:00final round.
00:46:01So, good luck!
00:46:03Yeah!
00:46:04Let's do this!
00:46:25Whoa!
00:46:26Oh, dear! Whoa!
00:46:27Jim, that was incredible.
00:46:50you won we won dinner's on me tonight guys we've got to celebrate let's party drink it up you know
00:46:58come on oh wait jake we have dinner with dad tonight remember no disgusting he just wants you there
00:47:04he's trying to marry you off with that stupid piece of shit henry i bet he's gonna be there
00:47:09tonight too yeah i know and i've had enough it's time i end this
00:47:22lion you finally returned
00:47:30for the past six years i've torn through the competition but those old timers still insist
00:47:36that it is because you paved the way no matter how many titles i win your legacy hangs over my
00:47:42head
00:47:42hangs over every single trophy like a thorn digging deeper into my side but i'll prove myself
00:47:52when i'm implanted with this ship everyone will be forced to know the truth
00:47:56that i am the greatest golfer in the world
00:48:03i agreed to help me eschew off that trust fund brad by pretending to be her boyfriend tonight
00:48:18hi i'm bobby it's a pleasure to meet you sir
00:48:22god mid you just drag any bum off the street you dare show your face here
00:48:28dad you be nice this is the hero i told you about that saved our golf club
00:48:52everyone this is henry hale his father is the president of the golfers association golf is in
00:49:01their blood just the type of family that my daughter should marry into
00:49:10henry is it yep me just told me so much about you you're gabriel's kid you act nothing like him
00:49:17what would you know about my father nothing he's just some broke bum that pulls weeds at our golf course
00:49:27mia are you serious you brought the help home
00:49:33so humiliating yeah what is he doing here to shine henry's shoes
00:49:41oh mia has good taste i'm sure she'll know someone's right for her watch it yard boy his father runs
00:49:48a
00:49:49us open with one phone call he can have you disqualified everybody let's not waste our
00:49:55time on this loser our food's getting cold let's go eat
00:50:02here please allow me
00:50:12oh that reminds me mr collins
00:50:14you have to try one of these i just had him flown in from cuba today
00:50:18really good urbanos oh now we're talking real cuba
00:50:23there you go excellent taste young man
00:50:32thank you okay can we not smoke at the table please
00:50:38yeah real mature
00:50:42you should really try this meal or shall we especially
00:50:56i'm sorry man i mistook that for an ashtray
00:50:58okay that's enough stop disrespecting my guest
00:51:04don't worry about it i'm sure they'll see a new side of me soon enough
00:51:09i brought a gift
00:51:23ew what is this sounds like shiny scrap metal
00:51:27i bet it's all john henry show this schmuck what a real gift looks like
00:51:35yes yes thank you for the reminder my friend
00:51:38mm-hmm
00:51:41well mia
00:51:42i knew you grew up idolizing lion so i wanted to do something special
00:51:47i got you this
00:51:49this is lion's old tour card
00:51:52it took me ages to get out of my father's collection
00:51:54that would go for millions of sotheby's
00:51:58henry this is very sweet of you
00:52:01but
00:52:02it's far too valuable i can't
00:52:05can't accept it
00:52:08this is incredibly rare
00:52:11what are you sparking about over there huh
00:52:13worried about that little trash bag that you brought in comparison
00:52:16admit it loser you are jealous because you could never afford a gift like that
00:52:27why don't we make a bet
00:52:29all right i'm listening
00:52:32if my gift
00:52:33is more valuable than yours
00:52:36you have to lick this plate clean
00:52:40cigar ash and all
00:52:49what a coincidence
00:52:52looks like i want to give mia alliance tour card too
00:52:58but not just one
00:53:0310
00:53:05whoa
00:53:05what
00:53:08that's impossible
00:53:09you're just a washed up loser like how is that possible
00:53:14well looks like you lost
00:53:16eat up
00:53:17jeez
00:53:18have i been getting this all wrong
00:53:20i gotta make a phone call
00:53:28wait
00:53:29guys we almost fell for this dude's trick
00:53:32i just talked to my father
00:53:33apparently there's hundreds of those things going around that are all fake
00:53:37the only way you can even tell is if you put them against a fire
00:53:40and then the little lion's head will pop up
00:53:43and let's be honest
00:53:45these are certain folks
00:53:48and now guess what
00:53:50my dad's on his way
00:53:51and we're gonna bust you as the con man that you are
00:53:54you pissed off the president
00:53:56you are so screwed
00:53:59how dare you bring fakes into my house
00:54:03so you all think these cards are fake
00:54:06yeah
00:54:06yeah
00:54:07yeah
00:54:08well i believe bobby
00:54:10i don't think he'd lie to me
00:54:12well why talk about it
00:54:14let's put it to the test
00:54:16wait no
00:54:17you can't destroy those
00:54:18that's part of lion's legacy
00:54:20that's a disrespect to golf itself
00:54:32oh my god mia why are you believing this guy
00:54:36i'm doing us all a favor by destroying these
00:54:38i'm calling him out for having a scam
00:54:46what's going on here
00:54:48what if that card actually is real
00:54:51fire test gold
00:54:54adversity test men
00:54:55yeah
00:54:58you lying con artist
00:55:00i'm sick of your parlor tricks
00:55:01get on your knees
00:55:03admit these are fake
00:55:04otherwise i'm gonna give you a glimpse into the depths of hell
00:55:10yeah
00:55:10this is who i was telling you about
00:55:12this is the con man
00:55:17ow
00:55:17you idiot
00:55:19what do you think you're doing
00:55:21mr chairman
00:55:22he was the one that brought the fakes
00:55:24we had nothing to do with it
00:55:28fakes
00:55:31no no no no no no no these are the real deal
00:55:34what
00:55:38fakes
00:55:41no no no no no no these are the real deal
00:55:45what
00:55:45dad what are you talking about
00:55:47are you senile like those can't be real
00:55:51ow
00:55:52did i raise an idiot
00:55:53wait a minute
00:55:54if those cards are real
00:55:56then he
00:55:57he's lying
00:56:00i apologize for interrupting your family dinner
00:56:02i'll be cutting up all of his credit cards again
00:56:05and he will be grounded
00:56:08until hopefully he learns his lesson
00:56:10what
00:56:10let's go your mother's in the car
00:56:12ow
00:56:12ow
00:56:13that's the person
00:56:14ow
00:56:15we almost destroyed those precious treasures
00:56:21we didn't mean to
00:56:22it was all henry's fault
00:56:26well
00:56:27it looks like dinner's finished to me
00:56:30let's go for a walk
00:56:31that sounds nice
00:56:34it'd be good to get some fresh air
00:56:36away from this stench
00:56:46sorry i had to deal with my family back there
00:56:49don't worry about it
00:56:51i just didn't want our first date to end sour
00:56:58is that your wife
00:57:08yes
00:57:09she passed in labor
00:57:12i'm sorry
00:57:14i know what it's like
00:57:16to lose someone you love
00:57:18never gets easier
00:57:21i want you to know that
00:57:22i'm not trying to replace anybody
00:57:25i just
00:57:27want to be by your side
00:57:45stay here mia
00:57:47be careful
00:57:48hey bitch
00:57:50who's gonna save you now huh
00:57:52hey baby
00:57:54oh no
00:57:56bobby watch out
00:58:04hey
00:58:08let her go tyler
00:58:15bobby
00:58:18i thought you were gonna go down swinging
00:58:22those are cute
00:58:24those are my daughters
00:58:28see that
00:58:29that's what you get for going against me
00:58:31you son of a bitch
00:58:35it's time to go join your wife in the hell
00:58:41fuck
00:58:42come on boys
00:58:43you got lucky this time motherfuckers
00:58:45next time i see you it's gonna be your last
00:58:48okay
00:58:51not yet
00:58:52i think it's gonna be your last time
00:58:53i think it's broken
00:58:54gotta get to the hospital
00:58:57let's go
00:59:06wait don't move
00:59:10not until the doctor says what's wrong
00:59:13i have an inch
00:59:15down there
00:59:16my hands are
00:59:18okay well let me itch it for you
00:59:23is it right here
00:59:30how's that feel
00:59:31that's amazing
00:59:32is that it
00:59:34oh yeah
00:59:34that's so good
00:59:37that's amazing
00:59:39please
00:59:40oh yes
00:59:44what's daddy doing
00:59:46eleanor
00:59:49daddy
00:59:50hey
00:59:51oh
00:59:52oh
00:59:52i'm sorry
00:59:53it's okay
00:59:54hey doc
00:59:54um what's wrong with bobby's hand
00:59:56well mr wood's right hand suffered a stress fracture
01:00:00he needs at least six weeks of proper rest
01:00:03or there will be permanent consequences
01:00:05six weeks
01:00:07what about the u.s open
01:00:09you need rest
01:00:10and that's doctor's orders
01:00:15i missed you eleanor
01:00:16i missed you too
01:00:17wait wait wait
01:00:18what are you doing
01:00:19you need to rest
01:00:20and you're not swinging a club anytime soon
01:00:22i have to go to the u.s open
01:00:25i'll pop oxy if i have to
01:00:26okay but we only have one a day
01:00:28and it only lasts four hours
01:00:30what are you gonna do when the pill wears off
01:00:32you can't hold the club correctly
01:00:35four hours is plenty
01:00:36i'll win
01:00:38for you and me
01:00:40it's time the legendary line of golf gets his proper ending
01:00:46welcome to the u.s open championships
01:00:49the total course will consist of 72 holes across four days
01:00:53the player with the lowest total score will win
01:00:55this year will be at the infamous devil's course
01:00:58the auckland golf club
01:01:00the course consists of 250 acres 168 bunkers tall roughs and no water hazards
01:01:06it is heavily designed to punish every mistake
01:01:10who will conquer the devil's course
01:01:12and who will claim the sterling trophy
01:01:17what
01:01:18what
01:01:19wait
01:01:20bobby
01:01:20bobby our groundskeeper
01:01:22is the legendary lion
01:01:23he's a grand slam champion
01:01:26he's never lost a tournament
01:01:27and now that the lion's back
01:01:29if we win august will be saved
01:01:31bobby didn't want to tell him about his injury
01:01:33but his right hand
01:01:35is it really gonna be okay
01:01:55your old news loser
01:01:57still living out your old grand slam glory days is your calling card
01:02:01shut the fuck up tyler
01:02:04feisty
01:02:05i like it
01:02:06you can keep screeching but when i win
01:02:07i'm gonna find something to shove down your throat to shut you up
01:02:10so fucking gross
01:02:11enough
01:02:12this is a waste of time
01:02:13while lion has been sleeping away all these years
01:02:16i have been conquering this very course
01:02:19year after year
01:02:24you think you can keep up with me
01:02:32you don't wake a sleeping lion
01:02:39i will crush the very pedestal your followers have built up in your absence
01:02:43i will show them once and for all
01:02:45who deserves to be the greatest of all time
01:03:11incredible
01:03:11the golden hills golden boys strike with near robotic precision
01:03:18they're all playing way above their level
01:03:20it's almost like they can see the exact angle arc and swing path
01:03:27man oh man
01:03:28this ai it's incredible
01:03:31it's our secret weapon
01:03:32this has been
01:03:33he can't beat us
01:03:34he's done for
01:03:43can he do it
01:03:53this is your grandson here
01:03:55he's better off as my caddy
01:03:57don't push yourself
01:03:59you can't play like this
01:04:01don't worry about it
01:04:03i'm not gonna miss my next shot
01:04:10all right well you focus on swinging
01:04:12i'll take care of the rest
01:04:39hey are you okay
01:04:42how's the leaderboard
01:04:44there you go
01:04:45good job today
01:04:47let's find out
01:04:51oh thank god
01:04:52we made it to the finals
01:04:53i'm still way behind
01:04:55to win this game
01:04:56i have to catch up quickly
01:04:59game's just begun
01:05:20meia
01:05:21where are you
01:05:24hey do you need something
01:05:25i tried to grab my towel
01:05:27but my wrist still hurts
01:05:30oh yeah hold on
01:05:34can you massage it please
01:05:37the ferocious lion needs some help
01:05:41where does it hurt
01:05:59the finals are tomorrow
01:06:02i don't want you to overexert yourself
01:06:04tonight
01:06:28i brought you your luckiest charm for your big day
01:06:34eleanor is here to root for you
01:06:38a good luck kiss for daddy
01:06:40now you're gonna win today
01:06:41because you always say
01:06:43i'm the luckiest thing that ever happened to you
01:07:01four hours
01:07:02i need to finish before noon
01:07:21what's going on
01:07:22who's golf ball isn't headed towards the flag
01:07:24it's
01:07:32wait that guy just pushed bobby's ball deeper into the bunker
01:07:35what are they trying to do
01:07:39that's the game plan
01:07:41the golden hills golden boys got bobby buried in
01:07:44he's forced to play an impossible life
01:07:51we're completely dug in
01:07:54what are we gonna do
01:07:58just give it up old man
01:07:59according to our calculations
01:08:01it is impossible to make it in the hole in one stroke
01:08:05the mighty lion is trapped in our cage
01:08:07there's no way these guys are this precise
01:08:10they must be playing dirty
01:08:15you planted microchips in your arm
01:08:18so what if we did
01:08:20all your experience is nothing compared to ai
01:08:31you want a hint
01:08:32the ai has calculated millions of possibilities
01:08:35and it's come up with one conclusion
01:08:37you lose
01:08:39ai's never wrong
01:08:41you're so screwed
01:08:44dude
01:08:45just accept it
01:08:47you're a washed up retiree
01:08:49you can't be cold hard facts
01:08:51don't you understand that
01:08:52it's in the bag for god's sakes
01:08:57leave it to me
01:09:17how the hell
01:09:18no
01:09:19that goes against all common sense and calculations
01:09:23it's impossible
01:09:30see he landed back in the bunker
01:09:33he still needs two strokes
01:09:35that fossil doesn't understand that ai
01:09:37it runs the world now
01:09:42bobby has one stroke to land the ball in the hole
01:09:44just to tie with kane
01:09:45shit mia
01:09:47we're done for
01:09:48looks like august can't escape bankruptcy after all
01:09:51the fact that y'all still put all your faith in him
01:09:54it's your biggest mistake
01:09:55making it in the hole from the bunker
01:09:57nobody can do that
01:10:01wait on the green
01:10:03something's moving
01:10:07wait
01:10:08that's my ball
01:10:12did he just
01:10:14ooh so close
01:10:16but looks like bobby's misplay will cost them two strokes
01:10:20it's okay guys
01:10:22even if august golf club goes down
01:10:24we'll stick together like family
01:10:26our cutting edge ai implant chips
01:10:30have exactly what we need
01:10:32to get in your way
01:10:33win
01:10:35in your dreams
01:10:37our ai's calculated your chances
01:10:39and guess what
01:10:40it's a hundred percent chance you lose
01:10:50what's this
01:10:51i can't believe my mind
01:10:53the ball's still moving
01:10:55look alive boys
01:10:58i'm still in play
01:11:05it sucks
01:11:08a pathetic old man
01:11:10challenging hard facts and data
01:11:12it's impossible
01:11:13yeah he must really be embarrassed huh
01:11:33i knew you could do it
01:11:38our cutting edge ai didn't see that path
01:11:41how did you
01:11:42nah you know what man
01:11:44it's gotta be a bug or something
01:11:45right
01:11:45i mean
01:11:46there's no way that this guy's smarter than ai
01:11:50it's not a bug
01:11:52he took the path that ai
01:11:54considered to be impossible
01:11:55and he did it in one stroke
01:11:58he's done what ai thought to be
01:11:59beyond human ability
01:12:02a free lesson for you
01:12:04all the cold hard data in the world
01:12:06can't compete with years of experience on the golf course
01:12:11it's gonna be a long time before you beat me
01:12:14so all your little microchips won't win
01:12:19now let's take a look at the final leaderboard
01:12:22bobby and kane are tied for first
01:12:24you know what this means
01:12:25a sudden death rat
01:12:27whoever wins will move on to the next
01:12:32let's go boys
01:12:39what's wrong
01:12:43the painkillers have worn off haven't they
01:12:45don't worry
01:12:46i'll put kane in his place soon enough
01:13:04let's go
01:13:05come on now
01:13:12you've held out long enough old man
01:13:14it's time to end your legacy lion
01:13:23damn it
01:13:24painkillers worn off
01:13:37next is hole 10
01:13:39535 yards at par 4
01:13:42kane carter is up next
01:13:51just give up
01:13:52the future belongs to young innovative players like me
01:13:55not wrinkly old deadweights
01:13:57you're just a stepping stone on my way to the podium
01:14:11what the hell are you looking at old man
01:14:13the flag's all the way over there
01:14:15just waiting on the sun to disappear
01:14:18disappear?
01:14:19there's not a cloud in sight
01:14:20you really are crazy
01:14:22my experience doesn't lie
01:14:35you're screwed up
01:14:38even the great lion can't come back from this
01:14:41chin up old man
01:14:43you gotta make it to the green to watch me crush you
01:14:45for good
01:14:46daddy
01:14:47a lucky magic spell for you
01:14:49i know you can do it
01:14:51you got this
01:14:55soon
01:14:57soon?
01:14:58soon what?
01:14:59are you praying for a miracle?
01:15:00i mean i guess you probably should
01:15:02because it's gonna take an act of god for you to win this
01:15:05anything less than that trophy is mine
01:15:07a miracle?
01:15:09miracles are for the unprepared
01:15:23the sun
01:15:24it actually disappeared
01:15:36fine
01:15:37at least it'll make things interesting
01:15:48nice shot bud
01:15:51bummer
01:15:52nerd
01:15:52yes
01:15:53kane slipped up
01:15:56bobby just needs to get the ball in the green
01:15:58and put it in the hole
01:15:59then he's tied with kane
01:16:00it's for another round
01:16:02i've got this daddy
01:16:03god
01:16:06at his time it's gonna be a total eclipse
01:16:07how's he gonna swing in total darkness?
01:16:09this is beyond lion's top records
01:16:12even at his peak
01:16:13plus it's about to be pitch black soon
01:16:15you can keep dreaming bud
01:16:18now it's bobby's turn
01:16:20he's looking rough
01:16:21we believe in you bobby
01:16:22you got this
01:16:29wait
01:16:30bobby's not aiming for the sage
01:16:32he's aiming for the flash
01:16:33he's swinging for the wind
01:16:35i tell you what
01:16:36i'll sweeten it
01:16:38you pull off this miracle
01:16:40i'll tear down that golden hill sign
01:16:42and i'll hand it to august
01:16:48august doesn't want your club
01:16:50your reputation is trash
01:16:54and you
01:16:57i'll go beyond
01:16:58i'll beat the old me
01:17:00after this shot
01:17:01august's name will echo across america
01:17:06now watch this drive
01:17:07now watch this drive
01:17:32and i'll see you guys
01:17:32so
01:17:32you
01:17:32you
01:17:41Fly, golf ball, fly!
01:17:43Big Daddy's dream come true!
01:17:59Yeah!
01:18:04How did he do this?
01:18:13Let's go!
01:18:14Come on!
01:18:15Oh my God, the view.
01:18:17No!
01:18:19I lost!
01:18:21He crushed me!
01:18:23How could Cain lose to this fucking old bastard?
01:18:29Daddy, I knew you were the bestest!
01:18:33Folks, did you see this?
01:18:35He managed to beat Cain Carter with an injured right hand!
01:18:38He's back, folks, the Goofs, the Lion, Bobby Woods!
01:18:49The winner of the U.S. Open Championship, Bobby the Lion Woods!
01:18:59I didn't do this for me.
01:19:03I did it for all of us.
01:19:05For August Golf Club.
01:19:07Woo!
01:19:10You cheated!
01:19:12This trophy belongs to the Golden Hills Golf Club!
01:19:15You were taking pills.
01:19:17I saw it with my own two eyes.
01:19:19You were doping.
01:19:22No, the meds you saw him taking were cleared with the Association before the competition even started.
01:19:28You got proof of that, sweetheart?
01:19:30I can prove it.
01:19:36The doping you saw?
01:19:39Painkillers.
01:19:40Prescribed by the hospital for his injuries.
01:19:44Legal, approved by the Association, and cleared prior to competition.
01:19:49It's all documented right here.
01:19:53You.
01:19:54You're on his team.
01:19:55You're in on it.
01:19:57Oh, and, uh, as far as your crimes go, I've got implanting microchips to cheat and also aggravated assault.
01:20:06I have evidence.
01:20:08How about you?
01:20:12I have evidence.
01:20:15Do you?
01:20:17This is enough to arrest you and investigate your little club.
01:20:22Punch, motherfucker.
01:20:24Fuck it.
01:20:25Lion, you finally returned, reclaiming your place as champion.
01:20:36A long time ago, I said I was going to retire.
01:20:39But I did for my daughter.
01:20:40And since I've won, I'm going back into retirement.
01:20:48Stay.
01:20:48Stay.
01:20:49We need a legend like you in golf to lead the way.
01:20:54Please, stay.
01:20:56Stay!
01:20:57Stay!
01:20:57Stay!
01:20:58Stay!
01:20:59Stay!
01:21:00Stay!
01:21:02Eleanor, Daddy has a lot of money now.
01:21:05And I can afford to bring you to any art school you want to go to.
01:21:08I'm staying with you.
01:21:10I'm not golfing.
01:21:14Daddy, I like watching you play golf.
01:21:17I've never seen you so cool and strong before.
01:21:21You're amazing.
01:21:24I'm a big girl now.
01:21:26Eleanor's happy if Daddy's happy.
01:21:28Daddy should do what he wants, too.
01:21:36Okay.
01:21:38Then we're all going to be a big happy family.
01:21:51We're going to lose some time!
01:21:55We're all going home!
01:21:57See you next time, go to my home!
01:22:00And we'll see you in a
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