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El retirado poseidon HD
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00:12Slow-ass sea slug!
00:14Your launch today, beach!
00:35Slow-ass sea slug!
00:37Slow-ass sea slug!
00:40Slow-ass sea slug!
01:00Filthy scavengers!
01:02When Lord Poseidon ruled the deep, you sky rats swore never to breach the surface!
01:09Poseidon?
01:10Fish food ages ago.
01:12Lina...
01:15Date a lapple한테
01:39leech Birch
01:42Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:48Sire!
02:04Who the hell broke my new console?
02:06I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:09Sire!
02:10You're finally stepping in!
02:25Go fight somewhere else.
02:26Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:28My king!
02:30Even Pussine himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:54What did you do?
02:55Turn me back right now!
03:02Sire!
03:02The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command.
03:05Lead us against Olympus!
03:07We beg you!
03:08Zeus's brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years.
03:11I'm retired.
03:12I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:20Screw power struggles.
03:22Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:37Get your hands off me, creep!
03:39Creep!
03:40Sorry!
03:40I didn't mean to...
03:45Wait.
03:46Pointy ears.
03:47A dryage?
03:48What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:54He's just a regular human.
03:56A total nerd.
03:57Damn it.
03:58The Aphrodisian's kicking in.
04:09You're burning up down here.
04:12Way harder than I pictured.
04:14I was drugged.
04:15This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup.
04:18If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out, I die.
04:21I really need this guy.
04:28Goddamn.
04:30You really know how to flip my switch.
04:38What the hell did you do to me last night?!
04:43Hey.
04:44I put in a lot of work.
04:45Don't tell me you forgot.
04:47Leora!
04:48I know you're in there!
04:50Nowhere left to run!
04:51Damn it.
04:52He tracked me.
05:06Leora.
05:07You're my fiancé.
05:09You belong with me.
05:10Come home.
05:10Get away, Dylan!
05:15As the leader of the Satyr, you actually drugged me.
05:22Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:25You slept with someone?
05:27Who screwed up my plan?!
05:31Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
05:34Newsflash, tough guy.
05:35Real men don't need tricks.
05:37You talking to the boss like that, punk?!
05:41You talking to the boss like that, punk?!
05:45So you're the loser who ruined everything?
05:48You actually fucked this beach bomb shut-in?!
05:57Touch him again and you'll regret it!
05:59She's a match.
06:00But her body's tainted now.
06:01But her blood still has value.
06:02Can't push too hard yet.
06:06I won't kill him.
06:08But you're coming with me, Loria.
06:12Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:20forget today ever happened
06:22go back to your life
06:36seriously can't i just play my game for once
06:49those assholes are back already what are you talking about
06:58hey pencil neck i'm dylan's top enforcer either get the hell out of this water
07:03or kneel and call me daddy speak up man my ears are shot keep acting tough
07:09jacks can stomp boulders to dust even narius's seafo give him a wide burp
07:26you asked for this
07:40you one-shotted pants top and orcer who the hell are you
07:55asshole using my divine power to barbecue hope you die alone and miserable
08:01what are you whining about
08:03nothing heat's too low sprinkle this and baste it again
08:12molly gods make heroes with it you season food
08:19huh tide barrier just got tripped
08:27mommy is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea is that why he never comes to see me
08:33yeah baby but he retired recently we're gonna find him now
08:46i'm badly wounded i don't have much time find lily's real father leave her with him
08:54i just hope you two can live in peace
08:58far away from those bastards on mount olympus
09:14there it is
09:22liara's wounded bad
09:23drag them both back to the dylan
09:25lifetime of easy living
09:32what the hell was that
09:34nothing just swapped a bug
09:39that girl from five years ago you came looking for me
09:44she's your daughter
09:46we need you now
09:49so you're my dad
09:50you're actually pretty handsome
09:52this aura
09:54she's got my blood
10:01who did this
10:02don't worry about it
10:04just keep lily safe
10:10mommy
10:29it's too late boss her heartbeats fading fast
10:47somebody help me
11:01give me a name leora
11:03who did this
11:04i'm going to tear them apart
11:08it was
11:30your father sold you to me a long time ago
11:32you're my fiance my property
11:34you filthy whore
11:36spread your legs for some stray dog
11:42but at least your bloodline is still worth something
11:49no let go
11:53with nymph blood in my veins
11:55even olympus will bow to me
12:04i
12:05got careless
12:07diving near a shipwreck
12:09my fault
12:09shipwreck
12:11those cuts are surgical leora
12:13someone did this to you
12:18you're just a regular guy
12:20stay out of it
12:21boss
12:23soup's ready
12:29if i don't make it
12:32promise me you'll take care of lily
12:34she's all we have left
12:37she's safe
12:38now drink
12:41soup isn't gonna fix this jack
12:48jack
12:49jack you
12:52ambrosia residue
12:53golden apple sap
12:54i studied this in grad's time
12:57greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals
12:59where the hell did you get this
13:02more
13:03try it
13:14these ingredients
13:16where did you get them
13:22it's my first time meeting daddy
13:24i gotta find the prettiest shell for him
13:50what a lively little snack
13:53gulp you down and my power doubles
13:56ha ha ha ha
14:04i just fished this stuff out of the bay
14:05you want more
14:07i've got a ton of it laying around
14:09this guy's luck is insane
14:13a random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods
14:18is this coast a secret olympian vault
14:21you're safe here liria
14:25we've got a kid together now
14:28i'm not letting anything touch
14:30you
14:32or lily
14:33jack
14:34i'm grateful but i
14:35daddy
14:35help
14:39something's trying to eat me
14:42lily's in trouble
14:49i
14:50i'm not tasty
14:51my mommy and daddy are super strong
14:54please don't eat me
15:00divine power runs through this girl
15:03devour you
15:05and i might even claim the sea king's throne
15:08hahaha
15:11hahaha
15:15ok
15:24whoo
15:42You disgusting freak!
15:44What do you think you're doing to my daughter?
15:46Mommy!
15:49I've got you, baby.
15:50I... touch my kid again, and I'll rip her head off your shoulders!
15:56Ha! You ruined my meal?
16:01Wait. The baby mama herself. Perfect.
16:09Two courses for the price of one!
16:19Run!
16:25Jack, take Lily and run! Go!
16:32Run, from the Lycian Hydro, you pathetic little insects.
16:44You... Posei?
16:46That kid's his. No wonder the power's so pure.
16:51That's Poseidon's bloodline. If I stay, I'm dead.
17:01What the hell just happened? It ran?
17:04Damn, Leoya. Your powers are badass. You straight up scared the monster off.
17:10Me? No way. Even at full strength I couldn't take that thing. I'm still recovering.
17:17Wait. Maybe it sensed the guardian of this sea vault?
17:22Whatever. Let's get home. That thing might circle back.
17:28How about that monster?
17:34Bailed at the perfect time? Figures. He's just a regular guy, after all.
17:59Those Ozarks and he makes the Jazz Pages!
18:00Should you breathe another person?
18:00A man who is a prophet?
18:00Can we remember?
18:00He's a Mo.
18:00Ow.
18:15The speedThe.
18:19my liege have mercy i didn't know she was your daughter i swear it i please spare my life
18:26no problem thank you my lord thank you for your mercy try to remember that in your next life
18:44enjoying the show
18:54my king we had nothing to do with the hydro we swear
18:58listen to me if any of you take one step near my daughter again i will skin you alive
19:06now get the fuck out of my sight yes yes my leash
19:21my love since you refuse to tell me who did this to you i'll just have to dig up the
19:27truth myself
19:36that wild god pan's always pulling power grabs but poseidon guy's long gone probably fish food
19:43in some trench right sea god myth ancient history want to bet there ain't no sea king anymore
20:01the world's the same as ever the dead are louder than the living
20:05who the hell are you you're in hades territory asshole
20:20poseidon
20:31is hades still breathing if he is tell him to get his ass out here
20:39who the fuck is tearing up my domain
20:47i don't have time for this i'm not wasting it on you i need a background check
20:56you know who i am hades is ace you crash my spot you die here
21:24little fish
21:33hades staff one shot the sea king he's real
21:40hades you hiding come out or this whole place turns into driftwood
21:47one two
21:53thank the fates the boss is here
22:00boss this bum
22:08you idiot piss off the lord of the oceans and we all drown you're done get out
22:13in front of poseidon your ants i'm saving your worthless heights
22:22my lord is this handling satisfactory i'm not here for fun
22:27dig up everything on that leora and her daughter
22:34understood i'll mobilize every team right now you have three days i'll be back
22:43everyone drop what you're doing full sweep on the leora and child
22:47every resource every contact now tell them poseidon's back
22:59poseidon's back let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point
23:11dylan wants the woman dead kid comes with us alive she's still hurt
23:15easy pickets let's move
23:29we'll make a nice stew surprise daddy for lunch
23:39a forest nymph playing happy home mater pathetic
23:46who are you dylan's orders come quietly to the stronghold or i drag your corpse back
23:54mommy who's the ugly goat man hand over the kid
24:08stay away from my daughter don't you dare touch her
24:26mommy you're bleeding this forest is locked down
24:31surrender now i'll go with you
24:34on one condition let my daughter go
24:38no mommy i'm not leaving you
24:51kids mine you die
24:57you poisoned me
25:01my poison fog the more you fight the faster it rots you from the inside
25:06give up
25:08you've gone too far even if i die today i'm not letting you win
25:16you're wounded poisoned done
25:21the kids coming with me
25:24don't touch her come at me feisty one dylan wants you dead but first i'm gonna have some
25:33fun
25:40such a pretty face all mine now
25:47let my mommy go you bastard
25:57lily lily run get out of here
26:04serve me well and i might let her run a little longer
26:21that's enough
26:26daddy
26:26Paddy?
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