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Don't Blink, You'll Miss It Hot
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00:00:05you
00:00:06You sure about this I don't know if I'm ready relax little brother would never let anything happen to you
00:00:17It's showtime
00:00:26Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for your true self to be revealed by the master of magic?
00:00:35Oh my god, it's him! It's the master of magic! The greatest magician of all time!
00:00:41You young lady, let's see your true self. Now I'm gonna need a little help by my
00:00:46lovely assistant Eric
00:00:58And now my next volunteer, I don't care I said shorted what the hell
00:01:11How are they doing that and now for my final volunteer
00:01:19The most evil man in Vegas
00:01:23You sure about this? He's dangerous. I'm the master of freaking magic
00:01:28Ladies and gentlemen put your hands together for Mr. Barry Carnegie
00:01:35And who the hell are you?
00:01:37Get these fuckers out of my way. Now Barry here is a billionaire casino owner
00:01:41who has just been accused of assault by over 30 women
00:01:49Are you ready to show them who you truly are?
00:01:53You insult me in public, you know who I am. I can make you disappear
00:01:58Okay, well we won't test Barry
00:02:01Okay, well we won't test Barry
00:02:03So we're gonna test this hotel instead
00:02:10What do you think you're doing?
00:02:11Do it. We're gonna make Barry's casino disappear
00:02:21Holy shit!
00:02:24Now I already broke in and got all the evidence of your assaults
00:02:27The police are already on their way to arrest you
00:02:30You know
00:02:31Kill him!
00:02:34Kill him!
00:02:37And now for my final trick
00:03:01What are you looking at me for?
00:03:04What are you looking at me for?
00:03:04Get him!
00:03:57Eric, no!
00:04:01Relax, little brother.
00:04:02Would never let anything happen to you.
00:04:06Derek, this is all my fault.
00:04:08God.
00:04:09I need you to do something for me.
00:04:11What?
00:04:12I need you to find me.
00:04:14Girl we grew up with in the orphanage?
00:04:16She's working in magic.
00:04:21Help her.
00:04:23Besides you, she's the only family I've ever had.
00:04:27You're staying with me, okay?
00:04:28Just hang in there.
00:04:30You're gonna be okay.
00:04:35Eric.
00:04:37Eric.
00:04:47My arrogance got you killed.
00:04:50If I can't protect my family,
00:04:54I'm not worthy of this.
00:04:57I'll find Bree.
00:04:59And help her.
00:05:02But not as the master of magic.
00:05:16Hey, what are you still doing here?
00:05:24Everyone else went home hours ago.
00:05:26Show opens this weekend.
00:05:28Gotta be prepared.
00:05:30I put every cent I own into this show,
00:05:32but if it's a hit,
00:05:34I can finally buy the orphanage I grew up in
00:05:37before it's destroyed.
00:05:40All right, well, see ya.
00:05:46A year working as a lowly prop boy for Bree,
00:05:49and she still doesn't recognize me.
00:05:53All right, darling, you know the deal.
00:05:54There it is.
00:05:55There's the Queen of Hearts, right?
00:05:56Just gonna follow the Queen, okay?
00:05:57Pick the Queen, follow the dream.
00:05:59There it is, sweetheart.
00:06:00What do you say?
00:06:01Hmm?
00:06:01This one.
00:06:02That's the Queen of Hearts for sure.
00:06:04Yeah, I'm feeling good about it too,
00:06:05but hey, what do I know?
00:06:06Look at that.
00:06:08Oh.
00:06:09You know, this game isn't as easy as it looks, baby doll,
00:06:12but, you know, we still gotta come with the payment.
00:06:14What do you say, huh?
00:06:19Um, I'm sorry.
00:06:20I was sure that I had cash on you.
00:06:26Looks like trouble.
00:06:28Typical dumb bitch.
00:06:29You wanna play, you don't wanna pay, right?
00:06:31I'll tell you what.
00:06:34I'm taking this bracelet here.
00:06:37Hey, give it back.
00:06:39Hey.
00:06:39That's important to me.
00:06:40Oh, is it?
00:06:41Really, yeah?
00:06:42Is it important enough to play again?
00:06:44Hmm?
00:06:44Maybe you play for those
00:06:46cute little clothes you got on.
00:06:47What do you say, huh?
00:06:48Well, I'm here for this.
00:06:49Let's go.
00:06:50Yeah, we'd love to see that, right?
00:06:52You're disgusting.
00:06:52I'm not doing that.
00:06:54You're not doing that.
00:06:55You sure about that, sweetheart?
00:06:59What do you say, baby?
00:07:01Start with that pretty little coat you got.
00:07:04Take it.
00:07:08Ah, shit!
00:07:13Why don't you let me try?
00:07:16Here's the deal.
00:07:18I win.
00:07:19She gets her bracelet back.
00:07:21You win.
00:07:23You get my two-headed silver dollar.
00:07:28It's priceless.
00:07:29Daniel, you should just go.
00:07:31These guys are dangerous.
00:07:33I got this.
00:07:36This idiot thinks he can beat me at three-card Monty.
00:07:39You got it, Hotshot.
00:07:41Let's play.
00:07:42You know the deal.
00:07:44Follow the queen.
00:07:45You get the win.
00:07:47You pick the ten of spades.
00:07:49Well, your girlfriend knows what to do then.
00:07:53You pick.
00:07:55You pick.
00:07:56Who's this guy?
00:07:58What a loser.
00:07:58Should've kept walking, bro, instead of trying being a hero.
00:08:02Do you really want me to pick you, huh?
00:08:04Absolutely.
00:08:06You got it.
00:08:24Damn, he got it.
00:08:26That's impossible.
00:08:33Listen, you son of a bitch.
00:08:34I don't know who the hell you are.
00:08:35This bracelet is mine.
00:08:38Well, then, why is it in my hand?
00:08:45You dirty thief.
00:08:50Listen.
00:08:53Are you looking for this?
00:08:56What?
00:08:56Why don't you scram before I take everything else you've got?
00:09:00Hey, man.
00:09:01It's all good.
00:09:02I was just messing around.
00:09:11Three-card Monty.
00:09:12It's always a scam.
00:09:14I know.
00:09:14I know.
00:09:15I just, I thought I could crack it, but I was screwed.
00:09:21So you came along.
00:09:25This bracelet.
00:09:28Why is it so important to you?
00:09:30It was my childhood best friends.
00:09:33We grew up in an orphanage together and, well, he, he died.
00:09:39It's all I have left of him.
00:09:45Have a good night, Pree.
00:09:47Hey, wait.
00:09:48You just saved me.
00:09:50You're gonna let me walk home alone?
00:09:55Nice for dinner.
00:09:57That was amazing.
00:09:59Uh, I should probably get going.
00:10:03Hey, where did you learn those tricks you used on the scammers today?
00:10:06Uh, I guess I must have picked it up backstage.
00:10:10Bullshit.
00:10:11You have training.
00:10:12You know, maybe just a little, uh, just light a hand.
00:10:20What?
00:10:20You're great.
00:10:25You know, your hand saved me today.
00:10:31You wouldn't look at me like that if you knew Eric died because of me.
00:10:34They, uh, say you're welcome.
00:10:59Do you want to see my magic trick?
00:11:20I'm not who you think I am.
00:11:26Then who are you?
00:11:29I'm the bastard who's cockiness killed Eric.
00:11:32I think.
00:11:34I think it's better if I left.
00:11:58Hey!
00:12:02what did i tell you i don't want your fat fingers breaking my stuff well i'm the prop assistant
00:12:07just doing my job no your job is to clean up dove shit see this stuff this stuff is to
00:12:15not
00:12:15be touched by anyone less than a three star magician correct me if i'm wrong
00:12:28but you're not a three star magician are you no i'm not not since i was 12 after becoming the
00:12:37world's first seven star magician the society of magicians gave up trying to rank me damn right
00:12:42you're not you're lucky to be even our little prop boy and to be in the same room as us
00:12:53real
00:12:53musicians okay what did you do to my deck nothing let's just put him away listen fool this is my
00:13:09gold zephyr deck the master of magic himself used this type of deck actually i prefer the platen
00:13:15deck well if they're so priceless maybe you should put them away properly instead of throwing them on
00:13:19the table like they're just some two dollar deck from the gas station oh you think ruining my deck
00:13:24is funny you're fired if i lose this job i won't be able to watch over brie i need you
00:13:33to find brie
00:13:34help right yeah look i'm sorry no it's too late for that now because here comes mr kensington
00:13:49hello mr kensington you're looking better sir i'll be good to go for the opening of the show
00:13:57but let this be a reminder what we do is dangerous sir that is exactly what i wanted to tell
00:14:05you about
00:14:05i've had to fire the prop boy over here what why he's careless and cocky he's a liability no matter
00:14:11how hot you think he is i i never said that mr kensington daniel's been nothing but a professional
00:14:19since he's worked here sir sir he he nearly destroyed my gold zephyr deck daniel is this true
00:14:26of course not sir who are you gonna believe a a common worker or a three-star magician look samuel
00:14:33i've seen his skills he would never damage a deck show them show them what you can do
00:14:45yeah daniel let's see it show us what you got do you even know a single trick tell you what
00:14:51if you can rearrange my deck by rank and suit without damaging it in 15 seconds you can keep
00:14:59your job 15 seconds that's impossible i don't even know if the master of magic could have done it
00:15:03that quick but if you can't i demand as a three-star magician that you fire him samuel this isn't
00:15:14fair
00:15:14i know but while i disagree with it xander has the right to challenge daniel but sir he
00:15:21brie it's okay 15 seconds you're on
00:15:37the idiot he's so dumb that he thinks he has a chance ready to do this daniel you really don't
00:15:45have to oh the little prop boy has a treat section now if i win you're all gonna have to
00:15:51start treating
00:15:51brie with more respect around here it's her money that's bankrolling this entire show brie look at
00:15:58that got a knight and shining coveralls fine deal it's not like you have a chance in hell anyway
00:16:0515 seconds here we go
00:16:16what's he doing what he's doing is making a complete ass out of himself 10 seconds
00:16:23oh wow giving up already clearly can't hack the big leagues you said he was good i thought
00:16:30he would at least try getting security on the phone to escort you out in five four three two
00:17:02absolutely impossible
00:17:09how did you do that there's no way i don't think i've ever seen anything like this nobody but the
00:17:13master of magic could have done this
00:17:19no no no you you clearly switched out the deck while brie was distracting us i knew it yeah of
00:17:25course just some amateur trying something stupid nothing but a cheap lazy trick from the hack
00:17:32now it's got a show to print
00:17:36sophie eugene stop goggling at those cards and let's get to work come on
00:17:42samuel you believe you really did it right i don't know what to believe
00:17:49oh come on the show opens in a few days we need to prep oh you don't have to worry
00:17:55about prepping
00:18:06this is not going to be a show
00:18:09who is this it's richard kim he produces every other magic show in town
00:18:15samuel hates him richard get the hell out of my theater your theater oh no no my little friend
00:18:23this is now my theater what the hell are you talking about i have a three-year lease with the
00:18:31owner which as of this morning is me i bought the theater which means you and your dirty pack of
00:18:38magical nobodies have one hour to get the hell out
00:18:43you can't just buy the theater i'm the biggest show in town used to be you're past your prime
00:18:51my new show will triple your numbers the contract can't be canceled i'll lose everything
00:18:57if brie loses this show the orphanage that i grew up in that saved my life as a child
00:19:02will be destroyed hey we still have a contract you can't just kick us out
00:19:06hey hey doll face how about you focus on looking sexy while being cut in half and let the adults
00:19:12talk i'm this show's producer and if you cancel the show i'll sue you into oblivion not if i can
00:19:18prove you're not worthy of this theater i'll give you a chance a head-to-head magical competition
00:19:25your old man and his team wins you keep your contract my team wins your contract is terminated
00:19:32then you go back to doing uh birthday parties for eight-year-olds
00:19:37deal
00:19:40mr kingsington will wipe the floor with whoever you put him up against
00:19:43great the competition will be tonight tonight his cast doesn't come out for another week
00:19:49not my problem hope you have a good backup team
00:19:58ladies and gentlemen are you ready for the epic no holds barred battle to see who will get this
00:20:05feeder and who will be thrown out into the street
00:20:11don't worry we have an ace of our sleeve
00:20:16daniel you gotta be kidding you're not seriously considering putting the prop boy out there
00:20:20his vestric is probably making a penny up here behind his ear
00:20:23it's all or nothing for us all right richard kin isn't sending lightweights to this brawl
00:20:27he's got world-class real magicians yeah no problem i'm good enough to take on anyone that kin sends to
00:20:34us
00:20:35and now the challengers richard kin's latest sensation matt von bierd
00:20:54oh no oh god no what how did he get matt van buren
00:21:05he's the youngest magician to have five stars he's one of the best in the world
00:21:14that guy xavier will wipe the floor with his ass yeah bring him on now for the first act or
00:21:21should i say miracle before each magician is a glass of water the magicians must turn their water into
00:21:29wine in a way that our top judges can't figure out the magician to stump the most judges wins
00:21:38matt van buren won the grand prix for close-up magic last year this plays exactly to his strengths
00:21:43he's way beyond xavier's league we're gonna lose
00:21:53maybe not showtime
00:22:01xavier
00:22:05xavier not you
00:22:08what
00:22:19you should go out this round
00:22:23what he he's not even a magician he's just the guy that cleans up duff shit yeah xavier's the best
00:22:29of
00:22:29all of us yeah look girl i know you have a little crush and a little prop boy but leave
00:22:33this to the
00:22:33a lot of shit samuel you can't seriously be considering this i mean that guy is gonna piss
00:22:38himself out there and the magician from the kensington team
00:22:51maybe he's just the prop assistant but i need a hail mary right now daniel
00:23:05oh my god
00:23:07your prop boy you're really gonna put up the help against someone like matt van buren
00:23:12don't worry kid this will be over real quick and then you can run back to the shadows where you
00:23:17belong
00:23:17it's a shame though because matt's just my warm-up act
00:23:21you'll get beat so bad you'll never see my big showstopper
00:23:24matt van buren's just the warm-up act he's one of the best in the world
00:23:28they say he might even get a six star soon there hasn't been a new six star magician in over
00:23:33a decade
00:23:33uh no it's obvious what samuel's doing okay he knows he doesn't have a chance so he's already
00:23:38looking for excuses when he loses he'll say it's because he gave a nobody a try
00:23:43boss this guy is a hack he's gonna make a fool out of all of us it's a two out
00:23:48of three competition
00:23:49we need to judge their strength oh i i get it
00:23:53okay you see samuel sending daniel out to get slaughtered and then i come in and save the day
00:23:59we're sad he actually thinks he's out there because he has a shot at being a real magician
00:24:06and you are daniel just daniel nice coveralls daniel i give my servants the same ones enjoy your moment
00:24:17just daniel this will be the biggest crowd you ever performed for i can't believe he actually
00:24:22went there as if he was a real magician he's trying to be embarrassed sad he really thought
00:24:27that he could hang with the pros no you're sure about this trust me
00:24:37don't feel too bad you should be honored to be on the stage with me
00:24:42gentlemen are you ready i was born ready what about you buddy you look a little nervous
00:24:49maybe you should be
00:24:53because i'm about to embarrass the living out of you
00:25:00he's frozen with fear come on daniel was it stupid to pick him daniel are you okay
00:25:08absolutely oh my god what a show he's not even prepping it hey newbie this is when you're
00:25:16supposed to prepare your illusion i'm good
00:25:22no i'm good that's why i have a five star magician's amulet and you have what
00:25:30coveralls covered in dirt and dove
00:25:32shit tell you what it's not too soon to back out if you do i'll give you the honor of
00:25:38having my
00:25:38autograph are you ready or do you need more time to prepare no i don't need more time for this
00:25:45trick
00:25:49then first up is matt von buren pay attention this is where you learn to respect your betters
00:26:28what do you think judges did matt bob aaron's trick
00:26:32fool you i have no idea how that was done if i didn't know any better i'd say it's a
00:26:37miracle
00:26:37i'm stumped well done you're three for three
00:26:43you have stumped our judges does anyone here know how he accomplished his trick anyone
00:26:55you have something to say prop boy i mean your trick wasn't bad i just know exactly how you did
00:27:01it
00:27:08sure you do please enlighten us tell us all how i did my trick all in good time idiot everybody
00:27:17knows that he's lying pathetic daniel you're up
00:27:30what's he doing he's making a fool out of all of us hey there looks like your fella's got some
00:27:35stage fright
00:27:38this is what happens when you don't respect the craft you're making a fool out of all of us
00:27:44i think he can do it it doesn't matter what you think okay you're not one of us
00:27:50you're just some dumb girl who had a little bit of money to burn if it weren't for you we
00:27:54wouldn't be in
00:28:03this mess
00:28:05looks like you're having some trouble here why don't you let me help you
00:28:15switch it now prop boy you need to end this now you're
00:28:25you're right
00:28:28i swore off my old life
00:28:39but i can't keep running forever
00:28:47ladies and gentlemen are you ready for something extraordinary
00:28:55now but first i'm gonna need some help
00:29:00brie could you come here
00:29:07what is he doing you gotta be kidding me this is just sad
00:29:21you all know magic is an illusion but still you hold out hope that one day you'll experience
00:29:27something so incredible you can never explain it in a million years well isn't this like life see every
00:29:34day you experience your reality through your senses but what if you couldn't trust your senses
00:29:45wouldn't your reality then just be an illusion
00:29:52don't blink you'll miss it
00:30:09that's it
00:30:11nothing happened you're supposed to change the water into wine
00:30:14hey mr kentington i told you you shouldn't have put that glorified janitor up to take my place
00:30:19you should have respected my ranking no i think there's something else going on now i apologize
00:30:26ladies and gentlemen i can't seem to complete my transformation i knew it this theater is mine
00:30:33without one final piece of equipment which will be coming right about now
00:30:51what's he doing
00:30:51what's he doing he's such a cake knife he's gonna shatter that glass all over the floor
00:31:03what's he doing
00:31:23what's he doing
00:31:25how
00:31:26My judges.
00:31:28You're a young man.
00:31:30That's incredible.
00:31:34Cake.
00:31:35The lava is a chocolate wine reduction sauce.
00:31:38Really good.
00:31:39I can't believe I'm eating cake.
00:31:41The only person I've ever seen do a trick like this was the master of magic.
00:31:47Daniel?
00:31:54How is this possible?
00:31:56I can't believe I'm eating cake.
00:32:01Now for the critical moment.
00:32:03Judges, what do you think?
00:32:05Do you know how he did it?
00:32:07I have no idea.
00:32:08Not a clue.
00:32:10And you, Jennifer?
00:32:12I'm completely stumped.
00:32:15Well, in the case of a tie, we turn back to the magicians themselves.
00:32:20Daniel?
00:32:22You said earlier you know how Matthew did his trick.
00:32:25Tell us.
00:32:26Tell us.
00:32:27Tell us.
00:32:29He dropped in edible iron filmates.
00:32:34Then a hidden magnetic fan spun the iron, ionizing it.
00:32:39Turning the water red, giving it the earthy flavors of a wine.
00:32:45That's correct.
00:32:49Amazing.
00:32:51And Matthew, how did Daniel do his trick?
00:33:00I don't know.
00:33:02And with that, Daniel wins our first round.
00:33:05Oh, no.
00:33:11You did it.
00:33:13I need a knife.
00:33:20let's give him cake well done young man the only other magician that could have accomplished
00:33:29that transformation was the master of magic
00:33:34no no he didn't transform anything he didn't even teleport he must have cheated there's no way an
00:33:42untrained worker has that much level of skill exactly he probably blackmailed the judges or
00:33:47something how could you let him beat you you embarrassed us with your performance how was
00:33:53i supposed to know he was gonna do that with the cup and teleport to the judges who is that
00:33:57guy
00:34:01it doesn't matter get out of my face it's time for the real magicians to get to work
00:34:07you think you've won
00:34:10you haven't won shit it's time to bring out my a team
00:34:29miss barlow thank you for joining us that's that's kate barlow she's the fism world champion
00:34:36and parlor magic and an actual six star magician all right who's ready for the headliner
00:34:46second round is quick change magic that's sophie's specialty you had a little fun in the first round
00:34:51but now watch an actual pro a real magician doesn't need to bribe the judges or cause some fake amateur
00:34:59distractions a real magician doesn't need to because she has hard-earned skills
00:35:05now
00:35:07yeah get him sophie
00:35:10always nice to see a fellow female on stage too bad i'm gonna crush you
00:35:13oh you think so your rank is impressive but it doesn't scare me
00:35:19oh you think i brought in miss barlow just for her rank
00:35:23you didn't i brought in kate barlow because she was the protege of the master of magic
00:35:32he taught me everything he knows
00:35:34funny i don't remember training her
00:35:38you you were trained by the master of magic
00:35:41she wasn't just trained by him
00:35:43he realized that she was better than him
00:35:45that's why he disappeared
00:35:47that can't be true right richard wouldn't dare make a claim like that if it wasn't true
00:35:53so what you're saying is that we have to compete against somebody who's better than the master of magic
00:35:58oh so what i'll still destroy you
00:36:01sophie shut up
00:36:04miss barlow
00:36:05it is an honor to compete with a magician of your caliber
00:36:11i wish i could say the same
00:36:13but honestly it's an insult you're even trying to compete
00:36:18so why are you here
00:36:21to shatter my teacher's old records
00:36:23and publicly declare myself the new master of magic
00:36:33ladies and gentlemen this next act is even harder than our first
00:36:37it is all about quick change magic
00:36:40transforming outfits as many times as possible
00:36:43in 30 seconds
00:36:45the world record is 17 changes
00:36:48held by the master of magic
00:36:55do you think you can beat that
00:36:58that's a change every two seconds
00:36:59there's no way you can beat that
00:37:01i could beat that in my sleep
00:37:06hell
00:37:07there's not a magic technique in the world that would make that trick possible
00:37:10only the master of magic would be able to do that
00:37:12i know every one of his secrets
00:37:15are you saying you're going to break the master of magic's record
00:37:20who here would like to see me break the record
00:37:25then start the music
00:37:48you're about to break the record
00:37:49you're about to break the record
00:37:51this is unreal
00:37:53this is history
00:37:56that is 18 changes
00:37:59ladies and gentlemen
00:38:00we have a new world record
00:38:01and possibly a new master of magic
00:38:06i can't believe she just did that
00:38:08i've never seen anything like it
00:38:09the concentration
00:38:10the skill needed to do something like that
00:38:14she had to learn it from the master of magic
00:38:16i wouldn't believe it if i hadn't just seen it with my own eyes
00:38:20for a second there i thought she'd actually figure out my technique
00:38:23but no
00:38:23she's a fraud like the rest
00:38:25sophie
00:38:26you can beat that right
00:38:28i can only manage nine or ten changes but not 18
00:38:35well are you even going to attempt to compete or do you just want to give me the theater now
00:38:43no one can do that
00:38:44we should just give up
00:38:45come on sophie there has to be some chance
00:38:48okay you don't know what you're talking about
00:38:50i can't do that
00:38:51no one can do that
00:38:53you're just some dumb girl with money who tried to get into magic
00:38:56but you don't know anything about magic
00:38:58okay you put that guy on stage for beat's sake
00:39:00are you going to come out here and embarrass yourselves
00:39:03or can i get ready for my first photo shoot as the new master of magic
00:39:09come on
00:39:10one of you at least has to try
00:39:12i can't lose this contract
00:39:14i have children that are my responsibility and they will starve
00:39:18sophie
00:39:20eugene
00:39:21savior
00:39:23if i had my hand
00:39:24i would try but
00:39:26i don't even think i would stand a chance
00:39:29well well
00:39:30looks like i won
00:39:32sir
00:39:34are you hiring
00:39:37really
00:39:37you're going to betray your boss right in front of him
00:39:40might as well
00:39:41we can't go down with a sinking ship of losers
00:39:43sorry samuel
00:39:44you should not put your faith in a stupid girl who doesn't understand the first thing about magic
00:39:48it's over
00:39:49the theater is mine
00:39:53i failed them
00:39:55i failed the orphanage
00:39:59might as well go with them daniel
00:40:02hey what where are you going
00:40:06what is he doing
00:40:09we still have a shot
00:40:12i'm gonna take it
00:40:13daniel stop
00:40:13you can't just go out there and embarrass yourself
00:40:15i won't let you
00:40:16brie
00:40:17do you trust me
00:40:22and with the kensington team giving up the winners are
00:40:25wait
00:40:29the kensington team sold us to do their quick change act
00:40:34that's adorable
00:40:35do you even know what a quick change act is properly
00:40:39i'll manage
00:40:40really samuel you're sending out the help again
00:40:43this loser has no chance of beating kate
00:40:46sir we tried to warn him but samuel just wouldn't listen
00:40:50this worker conned him just like he conned the judges in the last round
00:40:54hey that's not true
00:40:55the only reason why he's here is because brie has a little crush on him
00:40:58that's enough
00:40:58ooh is that what's going on
00:41:01the producer's amateur boyfriend is trying to save the show
00:41:05that's really cute
00:41:06i said that's enough
00:41:08daniel
00:41:08are you ready
00:41:12your time starts
00:41:16now
00:41:27we're waiting
00:41:29look at all these quick changes
00:41:31he's going so fast i can't keep track of them
00:41:37hey honey
00:41:37it doesn't look like magic's your thing
00:41:40but i'm always hiring boys to do my laundry
00:41:44what are you doing boy
00:41:46just trust him he has it under control
00:41:49are you kidding me
00:41:50if he has it under control i'm i'm freaking merlin himself
00:41:53hey brie uh you might want to turn around for this one okay
00:41:57your boyfriend is about to reveal himself for the fraud that he truly is
00:42:01okay seriously get off the stage you look like a fucking ass
00:42:05yo buddy you're not getting 18 bro
00:42:07knock it off
00:42:09daniel what are you doing
00:42:10are you happy
00:42:11you've embarrassed yourself
00:42:13and wasted my precious time
00:42:21time
00:42:22time is a funny thing isn't it
00:42:25see we always complain that time goes by too fast
00:42:28but in moments like these it's like time
00:42:31stand still
00:42:36your technique wasn't bad
00:42:38just wasn't the master of magic's technique
00:42:43this is
00:43:14what's he gonna do
00:43:14this contest
00:43:16are you sure about that
00:43:18what
00:43:20oh
00:43:20oh my god
00:43:21oh my god
00:43:23oh my god
00:43:23it's written
00:43:2476
00:43:27what the fuck
00:43:28what the fuck
00:43:29oh my god
00:43:31oh my god
00:43:32oh my god
00:43:33oh my god
00:43:33oh my god
00:43:33oh my god
00:43:36oh my god
00:43:37oh my god
00:43:38oh my god
00:43:51Ladies and gentlemen, we have 78 changes!
00:43:54I don't believe it. It's not possible. It's impossible.
00:44:00It's impossible for mere mortals, but not for the master of magic.
00:44:06Wait, is he the real master of magic?
00:44:11The misdirect you used. Showmanship. The transformation on a massive scale.
00:44:19Ladies and gentlemen, you have just witnessed the return of a legend.
00:44:22Because this man is the master of magic!
00:44:26Oh, my God!
00:44:31I knew it!
00:44:36Oh, God. I just made an ass of myself in front of the real master of magic.
00:44:44Without question, I believe I speak for all three judges to declare that Daniel is the winner of this competition.
00:44:52Ladies and gentlemen, you heard it. Daniel wins the competition!
00:44:58Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel!
00:45:06Please. Please forgive me. I was just so inspired by your example growing up that I feel as if you've
00:45:12been with me every step of the way.
00:45:13How dare you lie to me! You swore to me you learned everything from him! You're nothing but a fraud!
00:45:19Get out of here!
00:45:24I've spent the last six years looking for you. I'd almost given up hope I'd ever find the master of
00:45:30magic.
00:45:30Because I know that before you were the master of magic, you were a world-class cat burglar.
00:45:39Tonight, the Diamond Nebula Casino will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year.
00:45:45I'm pulling together an organization to take it. I'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:45:51You'd make more in one night than a lifetime performing on this stage. Here. Down payment to show you I'm
00:45:59serious.
00:46:01So what do you say? Ready to make some real money?
00:46:06I won both rounds to competition, didn't I?
00:46:10Well, yes.
00:46:13Then Mr. Kensington gets to keep his theater. That was the deal.
00:46:17Right. Of course. But what do you think of my offer?
00:46:21What do I think of your offer?
00:46:30Why don't you get out of here before I conjure a horse out of your ass?
00:46:37That was so good!
00:46:42Wow! Everybody, give it up for the master of magic! Wow!
00:46:50You know, Daniel, when I first saw you, I knew that you were special.
00:46:54Yeah, of course. I mean, even an idiot could see that he was the master of magic.
00:47:00And honestly, um, I just feel so honored to be standing in the same room as you right now.
00:47:10You guys are acting like you had his back this whole time. After all the abuse you heaped on him
00:47:15earlier?
00:47:15No, we were just joking! Right? Guys? You're gonna stay with us. Right, Daniel?
00:47:23Yeah, of course he's gonna stay with us. We were just, you know, showing him some love!
00:47:29Yeah!
00:47:30The three of you, your actions were a disgrace. Disrespecting the greatest magician of all time.
00:47:38I think Daniel should decide what your punishment is.
00:47:41Punishment?
00:47:42Punishment is a very strong word, okay?
00:47:44No, you don't.
00:47:44I don't like that.
00:47:46You know...
00:47:48I do think maybe a little public humiliation will do you three some good.
00:48:00I know I see it!
00:48:02That's the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen!
00:48:05Disgusting!
00:48:06What are you doing here for? Go! Just go!
00:48:09We have to go here!
00:48:14So...
00:48:15You're really him.
00:48:18Master of magic.
00:48:19I don't feel I am worthy to be on the same stage as you.
00:48:25If you want to stay, I'd gladly open for you and give you the marquee performance.
00:48:32But whether you stay or leave, it's completely your decision.
00:48:39So what do you say?
00:48:43If you knew how I'd let Eric die, you'd hate me.
00:48:48I'm not the master of magic.
00:48:50That may be true, but nobody else could ever do what you did up here.
00:49:01Daniel!
00:49:03Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel!
00:49:11I had a bracelet.
00:49:13Could Daniel be Eric's brother?
00:49:27Hey!
00:49:29All this time when I didn't recognize you.
00:49:31Daniel Angier.
00:49:33But you're still the same.
00:49:34and the older brother looking out for the smaller kid.
00:49:38Anytime Eric got hurt, he'd come running.
00:49:42What mattered the most, I let him down.
00:49:50Eric knew what he was doing, and he was so proud of you.
00:49:55The only time you let him down
00:49:57was when you stopped being the master of magic.
00:50:00What?
00:50:01Eric believed in you, in your gifts.
00:50:05Don't let your guilt take that away.
00:50:07You're still the master of magic.
00:50:11You just have to claim it.
00:50:19Where'd he go?
00:50:20Daniel! Daniel, we want an interview!
00:50:22In here.
00:50:34I could have sworn he went this way.
00:50:35He's got to be here somewhere.
00:50:45You're friends.
00:50:47Well, that sounds...
00:50:49awful.
00:50:49I think it's wonderful.
00:51:17Run.
00:51:26You know, Eric told me to find you.
00:51:32Well, you knew we'd be good together.
00:51:38So, are you ready to call yourself the master of magic again?
00:51:55This looks way worse than the one we were kids.
00:51:59No, you see why I was so desperate to get the money.
00:52:16What happened to this orphanage?
00:52:19Good business.
00:52:20That's what happened.
00:52:29This is Barry Carnegie.
00:52:31He owns the orphanage.
00:52:32You're supposed to be in jail.
00:52:34Ah, so you recognize me.
00:52:36Silly boy.
00:52:38Jail and laws are only for the poor.
00:52:41I was out in two years.
00:52:42And I've already taken back my casino.
00:52:45As well as this place.
00:52:46It's mine.
00:52:48I bought it.
00:52:49And I've been using it for child labor to squeeze every dime out of it and funnel it into my
00:52:54casino.
00:52:54You're a monster.
00:52:56Nah.
00:52:57If I'm such a monster, why don't you buy the orphanage from me, huh?
00:53:00Oh, you can't, because you're poor and pathetic.
00:53:05See this watch?
00:53:07This is worth more than the whole place.
00:53:09So, you either give me the money for the orphanage, or you get the fuck out.
00:53:15I'm going to get it.
00:53:16Well, babe, you better get all of it to me by noon tomorrow.
00:53:20Because that's when the dozers start up.
00:53:22We're going to tear this place apart from my new casino.
00:53:26But you can't be serious.
00:53:29What about the children?
00:53:31Miss Anderson, what is he talking about?
00:53:34Are we going to lose our home?
00:53:36Yeah, you are.
00:53:38But, listen.
00:53:41You can stay at my hotel.
00:53:43Ten grand a night.
00:53:45You got that kind of money, kid?
00:53:48I didn't think so.
00:53:51Let's go.
00:53:53He wants millions for this place.
00:53:56I mean, how am I going to get that kind of money by tomorrow at noon?
00:54:02You'll have your money.
00:54:04Oh, yeah?
00:54:07Where are you going to get it?
00:54:08Tonight, the Diamond Nebula Casino will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year.
00:54:14I'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:54:18I'm going to rob your casino.
00:54:43I'm going to pull off this heist and save the orphanage in your memory, Eric.
00:54:50Oh, I see Richard got the three links to try to steal the money.
00:54:53The top burglars in the world.
00:54:56Lily.
00:54:57System logistics and camera espionage.
00:55:02Alisa, who cracked the Kremlin's most secure vault three times.
00:55:08And Evita, who can seduce anyone with a pulse.
00:55:13They're good.
00:55:15Almost as good as me.
00:55:18Fortunately, I can use that to my advantage.
00:55:29So I gather you three are here to rob the Diamond Nebula vaults as well.
00:55:39I'm just who you think you are, idiot man with a dead fish.
00:55:42And tell her why she shouldn't gut you right now like a mule deer.
00:55:46Maybe we should play with this little man for a little bit.
00:55:49And then snip his manhood off.
00:55:52We don't need a knife.
00:55:53I'm sure a pair of dweezers would be being up.
00:55:58Ladies, please.
00:56:01Let's make a deal.
00:56:07See if I can help you, I take a share of it.
00:56:10If I can't, I take nothing.
00:56:20How did he do that?
00:56:23Though this is Vegas, he's probably just some lucky trickster.
00:56:27Give us a moment.
00:56:31There's nobody here.
00:56:33Maybe he could be our father.
00:56:35I like it.
00:56:36He's clearly in all these ends.
00:56:38It's not like he's a pro and we'd see it come in.
00:56:40We could double cross him easy.
00:56:43All right.
00:56:45We'll let you help us.
00:56:46And we'll even let you in all the cash.
00:56:50But you have to prove yourself first.
00:56:55I'm listening.
00:56:58You see the cart over there, little boy?
00:57:01Clear it out.
00:57:02Bring us the chips.
00:57:03You have five minutes.
00:57:05Do that, and we will know that you can be a part of this heist.
00:57:09Look at him.
00:57:10This man-child doesn't know the first thing about picking a pocket.
00:57:13First, you're going to need a key.
00:57:15And you got that.
00:57:16A key.
00:57:18And then...
00:57:20Why aren't you writing this down?
00:57:22Honey, you should give up now.
00:57:24You're a little house kitten dealing with apex predators.
00:57:27Predators.
00:57:32Okay.
00:57:35He is stupider than I thought.
00:57:37He's going in the wrong direction.
00:57:39Completely unaware of his environment.
00:57:41Hopeless.
00:57:41This whole thing is a waste of time.
00:57:44Let's just get rid of him.
00:57:48Is he getting a drink during a hast?
00:57:50Oh, I am so nervous.
00:57:52I need a drink with water.
00:57:54He's only going to slow a spell.
00:57:55Look at him.
00:58:00Oh!
00:58:01Are you serious?
00:58:02Jesus Christ.
00:58:04I am a cluzz and a half.
00:58:07I am so sorry.
00:58:07Here, let me just...
00:58:08Let me help you just wipe.
00:58:09No, no.
00:58:10Get off of me, man.
00:58:11Piece of garbage.
00:58:12Sorry.
00:58:12Yeah.
00:58:13Garbage.
00:58:14Just...
00:58:15He tried a little bump and smash.
00:58:18He could grab the key.
00:58:19He's edible failure.
00:58:21I have seen enough.
00:58:27You had your shot and you blew it.
00:58:29Like the same thief you are.
00:58:32Now you can go.
00:58:33You blew your chance to work with the best in the world, guy.
00:58:36Best in the world, huh?
00:58:40Well, then maybe you can tell me how I did this.
00:58:55Impossible.
00:58:56He never even opens a chip cart.
00:58:58Who is this guy?
00:59:00Could he be the one playing us?
00:59:02How...
00:59:03How did he do that?
00:59:05Is this enough proof for you?
00:59:08Ladies?
00:59:10Those chips did not come from the cart.
00:59:12No one is that good.
00:59:14He probably already hit them off his sleeve.
00:59:17That makes sense.
00:59:18He's treating this like some little magic show.
00:59:21He's clearly an amateur, which is good.
00:59:23He wouldn't want to double-cross the bra.
00:59:25He's the perfect dumb taxi.
00:59:28All right.
00:59:30We'll let you help us.
00:59:31But don't get in our way.
00:59:35Deal.
00:59:38Okay.
00:59:39Let's get back to the plan, shall we?
00:59:41Cuatro, cinco, seis.
00:59:43I count six guards at the vault.
00:59:45All six Slovakian mercenaries.
00:59:48Sworn to protect that vault with their lives.
00:59:51This is child's place.
00:59:53Easier than roping a legless mule.
00:59:55It's time for a distraction.
00:59:58When I walk past those guards,
01:00:00they won't be able to take their eyes off me.
01:00:03Your plan is broken.
01:00:07What did you just say?
01:00:09I said your plan is broken.
01:00:11Do you realize how ignorant you sound?
01:00:14Evita seduced presidents, kings, CEOs, bishops,
01:00:18and that perfume that she just sprayed on
01:00:20has a pheromone that completely takes over the male brain.
01:00:28That's what I thought.
01:00:30Finally, something makes it to that Neanderthal school of you.
01:00:33Now shut up and watch a professional look.
01:00:37Look, idiot.
01:00:38Watch her sway.
01:00:42It is already starting so hard.
01:00:55Her last conquest was the richest man in South America.
01:00:59because she took him for all he was worth.
01:01:01And before then, the hitler monocle.
01:01:05So how exactly is her plan broken?
01:01:07You'll see for yourself in three, two, one.
01:01:13Oh, my God.
01:01:14Can you smell that?
01:01:15Oh, my God.
01:01:22Oh, that scent.
01:01:24I get the disease.
01:01:25Halt!
01:01:27Halt!
01:01:29Get back to your post.
01:01:30What are you doing?
01:01:33Damn it.
01:01:34The perfume does not work on Demet.
01:01:35It's fine.
01:01:36I almost got them away from the vault.
01:01:38And with that stupid captain means
01:01:40I will try again any real work.
01:01:41They do not have time.
01:01:43We need a new destruction now.
01:01:49What's in him?
01:01:50When he goes to destroy the guards,
01:01:51they will catch him.
01:01:52We'll kill two guards with one stone.
01:01:57You go.
01:02:00Ay, ay, ay.
01:02:00These vortex on our beach can't even try to be sneaky.
01:02:03I mean, just look at how he walked right up to us earlier.
01:02:06Exactly.
01:02:06He'll get arrested,
01:02:07and that will be the biggest disruption that we need.
01:02:10This snotty-nosed cult really thinks he's getting a payday tonight.
01:02:14I almost feel sorry for him.
01:02:22Is he blind as well as stupid?
01:02:24He's walking right past the guards.
01:02:27Maybe he's leaving,
01:02:29realizing it looks too bad for him.
01:02:34Is he going to gamble now?
01:02:36Is he serious?
01:02:37My priceless,
01:02:38one-of-a-kind,
01:02:39two-faced trick coin.
01:02:40It's hard to let go.
01:02:42It's hard to save the orphans.
01:02:45I'd do anything.
01:02:46He's not even using
01:02:48Zindra's loot machines.
01:02:49He's gambling with the old ones.
01:02:50How is he going to be a distraction?
01:02:52Huh?
01:02:52How?
01:02:55This is ridiculous.
01:02:56We have to go in.
01:02:57He can't even distract the guards.
01:02:58He's not even smart enough to be a foul guard.
01:03:00My bedroom is ready.
01:03:01I'm going back.
01:03:02No, babe.
01:03:05I want to see him fail.
01:03:08Then,
01:03:08he will cut.
01:03:22No way.
01:03:26Oh, my gosh.
01:03:28Amazing.
01:03:29On your first try?
01:03:31Jackpot?
01:03:31How did he do that?
01:03:33All games,
01:03:33he probably just got lucky.
01:03:35That's not the real distraction.
01:03:48The slot machines are paid out!
01:03:59Code 11.
01:04:00All security personnel to the floor.
01:04:02That's impossible.
01:04:03Why did Sam Hill just happen?
01:04:05Is he more good than Amitya?
01:04:07Ladies,
01:04:08are we getting played by Kim?
01:04:15No, probably just more beginners look.
01:04:17Right.
01:04:18When we need him to take the fall,
01:04:19he'll still easily do it.
01:04:22He's going in the vault.
01:04:23He's trying to get the cash before we do.
01:04:31Same vault I broke into six years ago
01:04:33to steal the documents
01:04:34that got the owner arrested.
01:04:38Trying to go in with Aldas?
01:04:39Don't think I want that little Smokey here
01:04:41to take a piece out of you
01:04:42if you try to double-cross us.
01:04:44Didn't your parents ever teach you
01:04:45not to play with those things?
01:04:49Oh, blazes!
01:04:50How did that happen?
01:04:58You were going to pay for that!
01:05:00Dory, it'll wash out.
01:05:01And I couldn't double-cross you if I tried.
01:05:07That's right.
01:05:08We're too good.
01:05:08We are professionals.
01:05:10You are just some nobody
01:05:11who thinks a few magic takes
01:05:12puts you in our league.
01:05:13Oh, whatever.
01:05:14Step aside.
01:05:15We are wasting valuable time.
01:05:17It's time for the professionals to work.
01:05:23Alisa is the best safe-cracker in the world.
01:05:26She's cracked into safes
01:05:27at the Bank of London,
01:05:29the New York Federal Reserve,
01:05:29and Fort Knox all in one week.
01:05:32Can't do that with your little coin trick.
01:05:33Just as I thought.
01:05:35Three lockers,
01:05:36mechanical combination,
01:05:38and a biometric ID reader.
01:05:39No wonder only one thief
01:05:41has ever been able to crack this safe.
01:05:43Yeah.
01:05:44Me.
01:05:45Fortunately,
01:05:46that one thief
01:05:47lost me
01:05:48six years ago.
01:05:51Is she really trying
01:05:53to take credit for my heist?
01:06:03One down.
01:06:04Three to go.
01:06:10Intruder alert.
01:06:11False entry detected.
01:06:13Notifying authorities in 20 seconds.
01:06:15Alisa,
01:06:16you triggered the door alarm.
01:06:17We have to make it stop.
01:06:18Just give me a minute.
01:06:19We don't have a minute.
01:06:20How did you disarm it last time?
01:06:22Because it was you
01:06:23who cracked the safe, right?
01:06:24Somebody shoved him off.
01:06:26Eleven.
01:06:27Well, I'm just saying,
01:06:28you've done this before,
01:06:29so she's not a problem.
01:06:30Stop bothering her
01:06:31with your questions
01:06:32and just telling the corner
01:06:33like this good little boy.
01:06:34Five.
01:06:35Four.
01:06:37Three.
01:06:38Two.
01:06:41Three.
01:06:42Two.
01:06:45Intruder alert canceled.
01:06:48Got it.
01:06:50Sure you did.
01:06:51How was I supposed to know
01:06:53the interior had been modified
01:06:54to lock like an IBV international vault?
01:06:57You should have stolen
01:06:58the vault's blueprints beforehand.
01:07:00Like I did.
01:07:01Give me another second.
01:07:03Ladies, we don't have another second.
01:07:05Hold on.
01:07:07I'll give it a shot.
01:07:09You really think
01:07:09you can be faster than me?
01:07:11I am the one
01:07:11who cracks the safe,
01:07:12not you.
01:07:14Stop distracting her.
01:07:15This is a job for the pros.
01:07:17Alisa, you got this.
01:07:18No, she doesn't.
01:07:19What are you talking about?
01:07:20She won't get it open.
01:07:22The place where she's drilling,
01:07:23it won't work.
01:07:23You do not know
01:07:24what you're talking about.
01:07:25You are nothing
01:07:26and you are a nobody.
01:07:32Hmm.
01:07:33Got it.
01:07:35She won't get it open.
01:07:36Go back to shoplifting, you child.
01:07:42What is it?
01:07:43What's wrong?
01:07:46It's hollow.
01:07:48The locking mechanism
01:07:49must be in a different part
01:07:50of the door.
01:07:51Look, the guard's almost here.
01:07:52I can help.
01:07:53Quiet, idiot.
01:07:54I almost found it.
01:07:55Alisa.
01:07:57What?
01:07:59Maybe we should give him a shot.
01:08:01And if he can't open it,
01:08:02then we will tackle him
01:08:04and then say that we
01:08:04stopped him from
01:08:05robbing the casino.
01:08:10Hold yours.
01:08:11Try not to screw up
01:08:12what they already started.
01:08:13Don't worry.
01:08:15We'll be inside the vault
01:08:16in a matter of seconds.
01:08:22What the hell
01:08:23are you doing?
01:08:24Is this idiota
01:08:25trying to pray
01:08:26his way into the vault?
01:08:27He's drunk.
01:08:28He's been drunk
01:08:29the whole time.
01:08:30We're just seeing it now.
01:08:31Well, if you'd stop talking
01:08:32and listen,
01:08:33you'd hear the magnets
01:08:33sliding around inside.
01:08:35All security personnel,
01:08:37we have a computer
01:08:38code 9 at the vault.
01:08:40Thumbs up.
01:08:41Tackle him.
01:08:45Now for the magic words.
01:08:50Open sesame.
01:09:00How the hell?
01:09:01Impossibile.
01:09:02Who are you?
01:09:04Are we in all of our heads?
01:09:05Ladies,
01:09:06I suggest we get in.
01:09:16What the fuck?
01:09:20God damn.
01:09:21There's got to be
01:09:22near a billion in here.
01:09:24I am taking
01:09:24a decade-long spot trip.
01:09:26I am finally going to
01:09:27buy the mention
01:09:28of the KSPNC.
01:09:38Bingo.
01:09:42Just what do you think
01:09:43you're doing?
01:09:45Just taking my share.
01:09:47You think you are so smart.
01:09:50Did you really think
01:09:51we were going to let you
01:09:52walk out of here
01:09:53with some money?
01:09:56We played you the entire time.
01:09:58And you didn't even notice.
01:10:00You see those cameras?
01:10:02They've been recording us
01:10:04the entire time,
01:10:04except I put a bug in them
01:10:06to remove all of us
01:10:07from the recording.
01:10:08All of us.
01:10:10Except for you.
01:10:11You really thought
01:10:12you could hang
01:10:12with the three links?
01:10:14You were just our fault.
01:10:15That is what happens
01:10:16when you try to run
01:10:17this city, girls.
01:10:19Enjoy prison.
01:10:21Mr. Kim,
01:10:22we got it.
01:10:23It's safe for you
01:10:23to come in.
01:10:28Whoa.
01:10:29This is more
01:10:30than I even thought.
01:10:32Barry is so paranoid
01:10:34he put all his valuables
01:10:35in here.
01:10:35Come on, ladies.
01:10:36We can't stand around.
01:10:37Pack up.
01:10:39Who's this?
01:10:40Oh, no one.
01:10:41A pathetic poser
01:10:42is too dumb
01:10:43to realize we're
01:10:44taking advantage of him.
01:10:45We had him take the fall.
01:10:46He was easy.
01:10:47Almost a little too easy.
01:10:48It's like he wanted us
01:10:50to set him up.
01:10:52Sorry, buddy,
01:10:53but you shouldn't have
01:10:53tried to swim
01:10:54with the sharks.
01:10:56I'll remember that
01:10:57next time.
01:10:59Wait.
01:11:01Wait, I know that voice.
01:11:02Who?
01:11:05Who are you?
01:11:07You know exactly
01:11:09who I am.
01:11:12You stupid broads!
01:11:14Do you have any idea
01:11:14who you messed with?
01:11:16A wannabe petty thief.
01:11:17Hey, calm down,
01:11:18Mr. Kim.
01:11:19He is a nobody.
01:11:20He's not a nobody.
01:11:23Richard, tranquilo.
01:11:24He's just our patsy.
01:11:26We had him in our web
01:11:26the entire time.
01:11:28He wasn't in your web.
01:11:29You were in his.
01:11:30You fools!
01:11:33Please.
01:11:34Please.
01:11:35Please don't do this.
01:11:35Let us go.
01:11:36Relax, Richard.
01:11:38I can do anything crazy
01:11:39like
01:11:40reactivate the alarms.
01:11:42Oh, thank you.
01:11:44Because I already have.
01:11:48What?
01:11:54What kind of idiots
01:11:55are you?
01:11:56And what kind of idiots
01:11:58are you all?
01:11:59You think you can just
01:12:00waltz in here?
01:12:01Steal my stash?
01:12:02No.
01:12:03Not here.
01:12:05Not on my turf.
01:12:08Oh, Jesus.
01:12:10The three links, huh?
01:12:12KGB, Annie Oakley,
01:12:14and Penelope Cruz.
01:12:16The world's best
01:12:17cat burglars.
01:12:19My pink ass.
01:12:20Oh, God.
01:12:21And that's Richard Kim,
01:12:23isn't it?
01:12:23The geriatric hutster
01:12:25from the Cretaceous period.
01:12:27Trying to de-extinct
01:12:28your career
01:12:29after that deplorable
01:12:30magic competition.
01:12:33And you.
01:12:35That mask.
01:12:38I know you.
01:12:39You're the son of a bitch.
01:12:41That got me put away
01:12:42for two years.
01:12:44Well, too bad
01:12:44it didn't stick.
01:12:46But as I recall,
01:12:48I did kill your brother.
01:12:50I put him down
01:12:52like a dog.
01:12:53I should have put you
01:12:54down that night, too.
01:12:56Tell you what.
01:12:57You're gonna finish
01:12:58that job right now.
01:13:06Well, I knew it.
01:13:08You never did
01:13:09quite perfect
01:13:10that trick, did you?
01:13:16That's not my blood.
01:13:23You're probably thinking,
01:13:24I didn't see how he did that.
01:13:27And you know why you didn't?
01:13:30He blinked.
01:13:31Get him!
01:13:34Sweet.
01:13:35You guys brought flowers.
01:14:00That's enough.
01:14:08What?
01:14:09What?
01:14:09What?
01:14:10How did you do that?
01:14:11I sewed like a bunch of hogs
01:14:13before getting butchered
01:14:14for a pit roast.
01:14:15What the hell happened?
01:14:17Why am I tied up?
01:14:18Because the real police
01:14:19are on their way
01:14:20and I want to make
01:14:20their job easier on them.
01:14:22Oh, and don't worry,
01:14:23it's just a flesh wound.
01:14:24I'm sure you'll go on
01:14:25to live many years
01:14:26in prison.
01:14:27Now, why would I go to prison?
01:14:29You're the thief.
01:14:30You're stealing from me.
01:14:32It's because you've been
01:14:34using your casino
01:14:35as one big cover
01:14:36as the biggest drug ring
01:14:37in the United States.
01:14:39Not even your billions
01:14:39can get you out of this.
01:14:42just who the hell are you?
01:14:47I'm the master of magic,
01:14:48you motherfucker.
01:14:51No!
01:14:52No!
01:14:52Hold on!
01:14:53No!
01:14:54No!
01:14:54No!
01:14:54It's out of here!
01:15:06You did it, Eric.
01:15:08Untraceable Bitcoin
01:15:09cryptocurrency.
01:15:10Enough to pay off
01:15:11the loans from the orphanage
01:15:13and put those kids
01:15:14through college.
01:15:15We did it.
01:15:22And the kids just love
01:15:23all the colors
01:15:24in the stained glass windows.
01:15:27And the library.
01:15:29We get brand new books
01:15:31every day.
01:15:33I still can't understand
01:15:35how you found the money
01:15:35to pay off all those loans.
01:15:37You wouldn't believe me
01:15:39if I told you.
01:15:39I'm going to go to the bank.
01:15:41Hi!
01:15:42Mommy!
01:15:43Daddy!
01:15:44Let's get ice cream
01:15:45for the show!
01:15:46Yeah!
01:15:47Ice cream!
01:15:47Read my mind!
01:15:48You're like a little magician.
01:15:50Okay, I guess we'll see you next week.
01:15:52Always looking forward to it.
01:15:53Let's go get that ice cream.
01:16:01Ladies and gentlemen,
01:16:03allow me to introduce you
01:16:04to the newest member
01:16:06of the Angier Magic team.
01:16:08The one.
01:16:10The only.
01:16:12Mistress of magic herself.
01:16:18Charity Angier!
01:16:22Love you.
01:16:23No.
01:16:27Now you see you
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