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Rivals - Season 1 Episode 3
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00:07Oh, Mr. Kringle, we're gonna tingle, the bells that'll tingle all your troubles away, everybody's waiting for the man to
00:16go back, cause Christmas is coming again, he's got a sleigh full, it's not gonna stay full, he's got stuff
00:25to drop, seems like you've been a very naughty girl this year, Natalie.
00:30I'm so sorry, Santa, are you gonna have to stuff my stocking with a great big lump of coal?
00:36I'm afraid so.
01:16I'm so sorry for being such a colossal shit, have a lovely Christmas with love, R.
01:29Oh, my God, Caitlin, look, it's beautiful, it's amazing, he's buying you bracelets, Tag, he loves you, oh, my God,
01:42you should have invited Patrick's birthday party.
01:44He's already invited you.
01:46This party is gonna be completely epic.
01:48Oh, my God, yay!
01:50I know!
01:52I know!
01:58Oh
02:29Oh
03:09Come on, Mummy. But if you had to have sex with one of them, which would it be? Jesus, Judas
03:14or Pontius Pilate?
03:16Well, Pontius, obviously. Much better parties. Oh, Jesus would be so preaching. Really?
03:20I always thought you liked a chatty fella.
03:23Who the fuck turns up during Christmas dinner?
03:26Maybe it's Rufet.
03:27Yeah, it better not be.
03:37Ah! Patrick!
03:39Oh!
03:40Look who it is!
03:41Oh my darling!
03:44We weren't expecting you till the 28th.
03:46Lavinia and I broke up. She didn't like the first edition calf growing costume.
03:50What?
03:50How can someone break up with you ever again?
03:52Well, I was the one that broke up with her.
03:54She didn't have much celestial light. I think if you really like someone, there's meant to be more celestial light.
04:00I can't believe my baby boy is going to be 21.
04:03That makes us officially old.
04:04Hey, speak for yourself. What have you brought us?
04:07Dirty washing for Taggy. Merry Christmas, my darling.
04:14I missed you all.
04:16Come on, kids. Let's eat.
04:18I'm not doing that, you know.
04:19I'm starving.
04:27Hello?
04:28Hi, Helen. Me again. Are the kids around?
04:30Oh, sorry. Bad timing. We're just watching a movie.
04:34Perhaps you could try again tomorrow.
04:36Tomorrow's not Christmas.
04:38Yeah, but I get them on Christmas, so...
04:43Do they at least like their presents?
04:46Let's speak tomorrow. Bye.
05:01Right.
05:04You ready for me to come down your chimney?
05:14It's New Year's Eve, and as we say goodbye to 1986, who will you be kissing at the stroke of
05:19midnight tonight?
05:20Morning.
05:21You have no idea what I had to promise the farmer to get all these eggs.
05:25Oh, thank you so much, Lizzie.
05:28Do chickens orgasm?
05:29No, the cock doesn't even penetrate them.
05:31Oh, that's so sad.
05:33Some might see it as a blessing.
05:34Turns out neither the chicken nor the egg came first.
05:39So did you or Rafe come first?
05:42Who then?
05:43Who's Rafe?
05:46Patrick's friend.
05:48Ah, yes.
05:49He's totally in love with Taggy. He sent her a bracelet.
05:52Oh, Taggy.
05:53It's lovely.
05:56Is he coming tonight?
05:57Girls, which one of you two bloody thieves have my cream?
06:00I forgot to get a bikini line wax.
06:02Hello, Lizzie.
06:03Yeah.
06:05And my simulation.
06:06I wouldn't miss it.
06:07Great.
06:09The cream.
06:10Top bathroom.
06:11See you tonight, Lizzie.
06:14Mummy's already tried on at least 15 dresses and each one is smaller than the last.
06:18How long do you think it's going to take her to ensnare Rupert tonight?
06:21Mummy wouldn't do that to Daddy, not again.
06:23Yes, she would.
06:24Daddy's been working non-stop. I bet you anything, Mummy's going to go for Rupert.
06:28Well, I don't think Rupert's even coming.
06:29No.
06:30I'd certainly not.
06:33Don't work too hard tonight.
06:35Make sure you find some time for your lovely Rafe.
06:38He's a lucky boy.
06:48We've done all this research on Rupert, but what if he won't agree to be interviewed?
06:55Don't worry.
06:56He will.
06:57All right, so we start with the horse whipping and move up to the cabinet minister's wife
07:00and his daughter.
07:01Wrong.
07:02English people care more about horses than they do women.
07:05We end with the horses and the Olympics.
07:10Imagine if this works.
07:12We annihilate a smug fucker on national television.
07:14Hello.
07:15What time do you want us all for the party tonight, Declan?
07:18Oh.
07:18I wasn't expecting to see you there, Charles.
07:20Um, eight o'clock should be grand.
07:23Are you okay, Charles?
07:24You look a little worn.
07:25Uh, my mother's not been very well.
07:27There's only me, so it's not been easy.
07:29Sorry.
07:31Uh, will you be gracing us with one of your stunning frocks tonight?
07:35She's invited you too, has she?
07:37Yeah, but I decided...
07:38I agreed she should stay here and help Deidre and Seb with the New Year's Eve feeds instead.
07:43Yeah.
07:43I decided not to go.
07:45Someone's got to keep the lights on.
07:47And Cinderella will go to the ball.
07:50It's not this one.
07:51Happy New Year, all!
07:53Oh, good.
07:54Oh, Christ, be quiet for her to work from home.
07:56Listen, let's pick this up next week, yeah?
07:59Champagne, Declan?
08:00No, thanks.
08:01I'll see you at your party later.
08:06Paddy's still behaving there.
08:07Oh, yes, Declan's my pussycat.
08:09Happy New Year.
08:27Maud?
08:40How many people did you invite?
08:43A few, aye.
08:44Because I thought we said 30, but you've invited everybody from the bloody office.
08:48Yes.
08:48Are you trying to kill me?
08:49Mm-hmm.
08:50You've taken me out of a fucking city where I had actual friends and an actual life, and
08:54you've blocked me in the back of beyond.
08:56So, yes, Declan, I am having a party.
08:58I need a party.
09:00You need a party.
09:01And it's our son's birthday, for God's sake.
09:03You're still paying off the bloody London leaving due.
09:05Well, that's hardly my fault, is it?
09:07I'm not the one that brought us to this bloody kip.
09:10And anyway, I'm very busy.
09:11I still have to work out where everybody's going to sit.
09:18The cavalry's here!
09:22Don't expect too much from Mr Makepeace.
09:25He's next to useless.
09:26I'm here, aren't I?
09:28Thank you so much.
09:28We're never going to be ready in time.
09:30Hi.
09:31I'm Shelley.
09:34I like your tart.
09:36Any time today, Kevin?
09:38You didn't realise we were on the clock, Mother?
09:40I'm with that peeler and we'll be done in a jiffy.
09:42He'll be all right, Taggy.
09:44Oh, thank you.
09:54Why would you want to sit next to him after what he did to me?
09:57Oh, don't be so overdramatic, darling.
09:59I'd consider yourself lucky if I were you.
10:19Maud!
10:24Maud!
10:25Maud!
10:45Are you sure if there's an F?
10:47Oh, God, probably not. I'll kill some more.
10:53What way?
11:01Rafi's here. He's just unpacking the car.
11:19Oh, thank you. That's so sweet of you.
11:21The journey from London was frightful.
11:23Oh, I'm sorry, this is Rafi's room.
11:25Mine too. I'm Georgina, his girlfriend.
11:28Hello, Tag.
11:31I hope it's okay to squeeze us both in.
11:34Patrick did say I was allowed a plus one.
11:40Um, of course. I'll bring a second towel.
12:05I'm so sorry, Tag. I didn't know.
12:07I can't believe I'm so stupid.
12:09You are not stupid.
12:11You're one of the most insightful people I've ever met.
12:13Insightful? I'm the opposite of insightful. I'm just a stupid one-night stand.
12:17You're too good for him, Taggy.
12:19Seriously, he's not worthy of you.
12:21There'll be other boys here tonight. Show him what he's missing.
12:23You're the best person ever, Tag.
12:37Give us a smile, Mr. Berica.
12:43Ah, if I must.
12:47Tight, there's a tight.
12:48Oh, no.
12:49Oh, when did that happen?
12:53Come on. Thank you.
12:54I'm really sorry, I don't, I don't mind.
12:55Just keep walking, keep walking.
12:57Oh, wow. I'd rather sleep.
12:59Right, no drinking. I can only talk to Caitlyn.
13:01Are there gonna be lots of people for telly here tonight?
13:03Yeah, all the stars.
13:05You'll be shining the brightest though, my angel.
13:18Where did she find them all?
13:20It's like a UN convention.
13:21It's terrific, isn't it?
13:23Wait, follow me.
13:27Freddy!
13:28You all right, Tom?
13:30I've been looking at your development plan.
13:31Oh, yeah.
13:32And I wanted to talk to you about whether anime
13:34could be a good area to investigate.
13:37It's New Year's Eve, Freddy.
13:38We should be celebrating, not working.
13:40What about a cooking competition?
13:42Ain't done that yet, have they?
13:43Oh, that sounds smashing, Freddy.
13:44Yeah.
13:45We've been having ideas all night anyway.
13:47Yeah.
13:47I'll catch you later, Tom.
13:48Soon.
13:49How do I look?
13:50Like the newest member of the Carinean board?
13:52Now Campbell Black has said no.
13:55They'll need a local MP more than ever.
13:57You look very like a local MP.
14:01Tony.
14:02Tony!
14:03Tony!
14:03Just need a word.
14:04Really?
14:06What perfect timing.
14:08I was worried I was late.
14:10Meet me at the folly at midnight.
14:11I'll see you there.
14:14What a load of posh cunts.
14:16We're gonna have to get off one of these posh cunts tonight, Cap.
14:18Cause marrying one's the only way we're gonna get out of this bumfuck town.
14:25Hey, darling.
14:27You thought there were meant to be celebrities here?
14:29Well, there's definitely one.
14:31Where?
14:34Oh my God.
14:35Is that Joanna Lumley at two o'clock?
14:40Yeah, it's just a good look.
14:43I guess this is such a nice dress.
14:45I really like it.
14:46You like it?
14:46Yeah.
14:47The pink is really good.
14:48Don't.
14:49It's coming.
14:51I think you had an update, you know, do you want to see?
14:56What's your mother?
15:10Wonderful!
15:11My God!
15:15Jesus Christ.
15:30My, my, my. There you go. I'll tell you what, Declan is a lucky man. What I wouldn't give to
15:35be ridden like that camera.
15:36Darling!
15:37No, sir!
15:38Do you believe that?
15:43Come on, then.
15:45You always knew how to make an entrance.
15:47Oh, no.
15:48Did you have the practice on the camera?
15:50Maud can get most beasts to do what she wants.
15:55When are you gonna come back to London, hmm?
15:58And let me immortalize you in one of my films?
16:00You should have offered me that when I was there. It's too late now.
16:03I'm stuck in this god-awful prison.
16:06It's hardly cold, it's my love.
16:09Have we met?
16:10I'm sure I've seen your face before.
16:11No, I don't believe we have.
16:13Tony, this is Patrick's godfather, Malhar Verma. Malhar, this is Tony Battingham, ruthless businessman who controls the arts in the
16:20southwest.
16:21Tony Malhar, brilliant filmmaker and a terrible scounder.
16:25Tony Malhar, brilliant man.
16:26I imagine you'll both get on very well.
16:39Oh, hello.
16:42I thought if we all came in, they'd be more likely to feed us.
16:46Great minds.
16:47Oh.
16:53Don't tell Valerie.
16:54I would dream of it.
16:57Yeah.
17:03James is crossing me for having a ladder in my totes.
17:05Really?
17:06Yeah.
17:07I love a ladder.
17:09It's their way to heaven and all that.
17:17As it was not so I'm gonna just...
17:19Ma'am, it's almost time. If we don't eat soon, it's gonna be indelible.
17:22Inedible, darling.
17:23And I'm sorry, but...
17:33Yes.
17:34Darling, go ahead. It's definitely time to eat.
17:42Oh, my God.
17:44Rupert.
17:44My God, if I knew you were wearing this, I would have come earlier.
17:50Well, you're here now. And that's all that matters.
17:53Yes.
18:00No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, I wouldn't if I were you.
18:04Do all you do best. Dig up his skeletons, draw him onto your shows, humiliate him in front of millions.
18:16Oh, damn.
18:18Alright, now it's Athens down. How we doing on the Paris feet?
18:21Mm, parfait, Mademoiselle. Parfait. Au revoir, 1986. Bonjour, 1987.
18:29T, really, Deidre, it's goddamn New Year's Eve.
18:32I don't get New Year's.
18:34It's like birthdays, just another year closer to death.
18:38It's not really for us singletons, is it?
18:41We've not got anything to celebrate.
18:43No one's waiting to kiss us at midnight.
18:45Well, the difference between you and I, Deidre,
18:47is that I don't wait around to be kissed by somebody.
18:49If I want to kiss someone, I do it.
19:05So, is your sister ever going to forgive me?
19:07Oh, I doubt it.
19:10Did she like the bracelet I got her?
19:13Fuck, sorry. We all fought us from Rafe.
19:17Who's Rafe?
19:19Him!
19:22Taggy's mad about him, but he turned up with his girlfriend,
19:24and now she's broken-hearted.
19:25He signed to R, so we all just presumed it was off a Rafe.
19:29She can do better than that.
19:33Do you ski, Rupert?
19:35Yeah, love it.
19:36I bet you're terribly good at it.
19:38Isn't it all in the hips?
19:43Look, I've never seen him.
19:45It's just work, work, work.
19:46I mean, Tony's obsessed, of course.
19:48You can barely think of anything else.
19:52Oh, don't worry about Rupert.
19:54Marty Barkshare once described him as a particularly nasty virus
19:58that one's wife courts in rather than later.
20:00Hmm.
20:01And Rupert can't resist the conquest.
20:03Well, others adore the chase.
20:05Clever wife is easily bored.
20:14The bracelet's from Rupert.
20:17What?
20:18It's all for Rupert!
20:19He feels bad for touching you up at the Joneses.
20:22Sounds right.
20:23Too much money, too little sense.
20:26What are you going to do, Tag?
20:52Today we celebrate my son, Patrick.
20:56Who was born, New Year's Eve, 21 years ago.
21:01My son makes me prouder than any father ever was.
21:11Yates wrote,
21:12Life is a long preparation for something that never happens.
21:18But when I look at my son,
21:21I think Yates was wrong.
21:24My son was a brilliant boy
21:27who is now a brilliant man.
21:30He has happened.
21:32So please,
21:33raise your glasses for my clever boy.
21:37Now a man.
21:38To Patrick.
21:39To Patrick!
21:40Patrick the man.
21:43You're too, darling.
21:45Thank you, darling.
21:47And thanks, Mum,
21:49for throwing another of your wonderful parties.
21:53But most of all,
21:54I'd like to thank you.
22:03Holy shit.
22:06Celestia White.
22:14Ten.
22:15Nine.
22:18Eight.
22:20Seven.
22:21Six.
22:22Who's gone to any?
22:23Five.
22:25Four.
22:26Three.
22:28Two.
22:29One.
22:31One.
22:34Happy New Year!
22:36Happy New Year!
22:37Happy New Year!
22:38Happy New Year!
22:39Happy New Year!
22:40Happy New Year!
22:43Happy New Year!
22:44I will hate you
22:47I will hate you
22:49I will hate you
22:51I will hate you
22:54I will hate you
22:59I will hate you
23:04Should old acquaintance be
23:07Oh, God, I'm never brought to my
23:12I mean, you say
23:28You're very confident, aren't you?
23:30Yeah, I am.
23:44Thank you for coming.
23:45Of course.
23:46I wanted to ask you something first.
23:55I wondered whether I could give you this.
24:00That way we wouldn't have to sneak about.
24:02You could come and go as you pleased.
24:05You could think of it as your home too, if you like.
24:12Well, I'm terribly flattered, obviously.
24:16But I'm sorry, Charles.
24:18I presumed you'd understand.
24:21If I want to do anything political, I need to find myself...
24:27A wife.
24:32Right.
24:35Yes, of course.
24:36Oh, that's silly of me.
24:40Probably had a bit too much to drink.
24:44Emotional evening.
24:46Silly, sorry.
24:47No, I'm sorry.
24:48Don't be...
24:50I'm fine.
24:52Now get back in there and find yourself Mrs. Middleton.
24:56Go on, hurry up.
25:02Yeah.
25:07No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
25:11no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
25:11no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
25:11no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
25:13no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
25:22no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
25:39Can you please stop working?
25:42Come and dance.
25:48Sorry.
25:50Massive cue for the loo.
25:53That's better.
25:56Are there any more Tipple R's left?
26:02Yeah, go on now.
26:04Great.
26:15I didn't realise this was from you. I can't accept it.
26:19It's an apology for the other day.
26:22Fine. I'll accept the apology, just not the bracelet.
26:26Fine.
26:27I have never seen that dress you wearing.
26:30All the highlights in your hair that catch your eye.
26:35I have been blind to a lady in red.
26:40You scared me a little.
26:44How can I scare you?
26:47I can see myself quite clearly reflected in your eyes.
26:50And for once I'm not sure I like what I see.
26:56Anyone can change.
26:59I might be an exception.
27:06I'm sorry. I'm not very good at dancing.
27:12You're doing fine.
27:15I'll never forget the way you look tonight.
27:34I'll never forget the way you look tonight.
27:44You were amazing.
27:48I've never seen so many people want to be there by your side.
27:52And when you turn to me and smile, you took my breath away.
28:00I have never seen so many people want to be there by your side.
28:02I have never had such a feeling, such a feeling of complete and utter love, as I do tonight.
28:22I have never seen so many people want to be there by your side.
28:24I need to finish the catchment.
28:26Bye.
28:30It's just you and me.
28:34It's where we'll be.
28:36You've been ignoring me all night.
28:39Um, no, I haven't.
28:41Yes, you have, and you haven't called for ages.
28:43I don't want my husband being disappointed, but I expect more from a lover.
28:47I don't expect anything from you, Sarah, and I'd hope the feeling was mutual.
29:04You're looking stunning again, see you, Sarah.
29:08You ever considered a career in television?
29:12You should.
29:13The camera loved you on Behind Every Famous Man.
29:16Oh.
29:19Uh-週 Alibada.
29:21Uh-uh-uh-uh.
29:37Uh-uh-uh.
29:40Uh-uh-uh.
30:07Tony's just asked me to screen test for him.
30:09Oh, wow.
30:10Do you think he's trying to get into my pants?
30:10Maybe, but he's currently in Cameron's.
30:12She's his mistress.
30:14Oh.
30:14But perhaps he's looking for a replacement.
30:22Who are you?
30:23Archie.
30:24Who are you?
30:25Caitlin.
30:26Where'd you go to school?
30:27Up Mountain House.
30:28You?
30:28Rugbra?
30:29What do Up Mountain House girls and tampons have in common?
30:32I don't know.
30:33They're both stuck-up cunts.
30:37I've got some manive upstairs.
30:38I don't know.
30:41I don't know.
30:42I don't know.
30:43I don't know.
30:43Sit down, Bert Bert.
30:44You're advising yourself.
30:45I don't need to leave.
30:48Take my hand and get the kick and roll.
30:51Turn your body to the music.
30:53Maybe then you're score.
30:54Come on, baby.
30:57Come on, baby.
30:59Why you wanna move so fast?
31:02We don't have to take our clothes off to have a good time.
31:09Oh, no.
31:09We could dance at one night, all night
31:13And drink some cherry wine, all night
31:17We don't like to take off so far
31:21But I'm gonna try, all of my
31:59New Year's resolutions
32:02I think I would probably wish for things to remain exactly as they are
32:07I don't know what a welcome boat is it?
32:08I like my boat being rot
32:10River, may I speak to you for a moment please, hello?
32:14Of course
32:25That dress is really quite something
32:28Well my dress, thanks you
32:32You know, I've been noticing that you've been a more frequent visitor here recently
32:36It's almost like there's something that you want
32:39Clever you, I don't think I realised myself before tonight
32:42Well, I'm more astute than your average bear
32:44And you don't think I'm being a dreadful cad?
32:47Oh well, I mean, obviously you are
32:50But we both know that
32:54I appear to be a little stuck
32:57That doesn't sound like you
32:58Seems a little pointless being shy
33:00Given all your experience
33:05There's something
33:09So different about Taggy
33:15Taggy
33:18Taggy, my Taggy
33:22I'm sorry, I
33:23Oh my god, she's a
33:24Bloody child, Rupert
33:27She's a dim-witted child
33:28You can't even read
33:30Are you?
33:31Oh, I know you're scared of women your own age
33:34Is that it?
33:40How dare you?
33:54Keeping it in the farm here, aren't we?
34:02To and fro we leap
34:05And chase the frothy bubbles
34:07While all the world is full of troubles
34:09And anxious in its sleep
34:11Come away, oh human child
34:14With the fairy hand in hand
34:16For the world is more full of weeping
34:19Than he can understand
34:24How many
34:27Loved your moments of glad grace
34:31And loved your beauty with love
34:33False or true
34:35But one man
34:36Loved
34:37The pilgrim soul in you
34:39And loved
34:40The sorrows of your changing face
34:44What's going on?
34:46It's just another parental drama
34:52I'm sorry
35:05Excuse us, thank you
35:08Here, Tom
35:09Any idea where our kids might be?
35:11We've been waiting for our coach for at least 10 minutes
35:12I mean, I've got no idea where the help is
35:14It's utter chaos
35:17Taggy?
35:18Where are the children?
35:19Um, I think they're up in Caitlin's room
35:21Second floor
35:22Please retrieve our coach
35:23Thank you, Taggy
35:25Excuse me
35:26Yes, ma'am
35:32No
35:33No
35:37A
35:38No
35:38No
35:40No
35:41How delightfully ambitious of you, little brother
35:43Thank you
35:44I try
35:45Oh god
35:47Let's
35:47Don't
35:48No
35:48No
35:51Fight, fight.
35:58It's my birthday.
36:01Disgusting.
36:02Kate!
36:17Where's the fair burn?
36:20What's wrong?
36:21I don't exist.
36:24Sorry?
36:25My mother doesn't know who I am.
36:28The only person who ever loved me.
36:33And now she doesn't recognize me.
36:37And soon she'll be gone.
36:41And I'll have no one.
36:44Do you even really exist?
36:47If no one sees you're there.
36:51Yes.
36:53I think so.
36:55I hope so.
37:00Oh, my God.
37:07What can I do?
37:08What can I?
37:10Um...
37:10Oh, my God!
37:15Archie!
37:21Archie.
37:22Oh, my God.
37:24Oh, my God.
37:26Mum, I'm vibrating.
37:28Look.
37:28Oh, yeah?
37:29Don't be a ridiculous one.
37:31Get out.
37:31We're going home.
37:32Now, Sharon.
37:33Come on, baby.
37:35Archie!
37:43Best night I've had since being a dead.
37:53Oh, my God.
37:55Come on.
37:56Shelley Makepeace is a common slut.
37:58And that O'Hara girl is a minx.
38:00And you are under no circumstances allowed to fraternize with either one of them.
38:03It's not a war, Dad.
38:05Of course it is.
38:06Everything's a war.
38:09Maybe one of the London bohos have OD'd.
38:12They've been doing cocaine and lose all that.
38:18Please don't get anyone.
38:20If Tony finds out, he'll sack me.
38:22What are you doing?
38:23Stop it, please.
38:24Can you...
38:24Wasn't you the call of the ambulance?
38:26Yeah, he's got a pain in his chest.
38:27I just find it getting a little bit difficult to breathe.
38:30Stop it.
38:31That's all right.
38:32Call me whenever.
38:33I'm always here and happy to help you.
38:34I'm so sorry.
38:35It's OK.
38:35So, so sorry.
38:39Nice deep breath.
38:40Oh, my God.
38:40Come on, baby.
38:45I'm not here.
38:56And the party's over.
38:59I'm so tired.
39:03And I see you come.
39:15There you are.
39:16What are you doing?
39:18I'm just trying to find your knives and forks.
39:20We borrowed them for the party.
39:22You have to stop.
39:23Not everything is your responsibility, Tanya.
39:25No.
39:26No, there's just too much to do.
39:27I'm sorry.
39:29It's just...
39:29Mummy spent way too much money on the party.
39:32There's no one to pay the DJs.
39:33Someone's broken a window in the kitchen
39:35and there is vomit all over the yellow sofa.
39:38And do you know what I just had to do?
39:40I just had to put Charles in an ambulance
39:42and some awful man took a photo as he was getting in.
39:45He just looks so alone.
39:47I mean, are we all just alone?
39:49I mean, Rafe doesn't love me.
39:51What if no one ever loves me?
39:55I promise you that...
39:59someone will love you.
40:10You need to go to bed.
40:11Ha, ha, ha.
40:18Just leave.
40:20Ha, ha, ha.
40:21Ha.
40:23I'll deal with the DJs and, uh,
40:25so far in the window.
40:30I'm sorry, I was so beastly to you earlier.
40:34You're not that bad, really.
40:38Let me take her.
40:53Oh, you may have forgiven me if a cartridge suddenly hasn't.
41:08Are you trying to seduce me?
41:10Always.
41:12Oh, good.
41:24Lady in red.
41:31Oh, you may have forgiven me.
41:57For everything.
41:59No one we shall be thanking.
42:15You put on an incredible party.
42:17No idea how you held it all together.
42:22You are a remarkable person, Tag.
42:43Okay, who the hell has a camel on their birthday?
42:47Me and Jesus.
42:48A lot are in common.
42:51How come you're not with your folks for Christmas?
42:54You know, past the age of 25,
42:56we don't tend to talk about our parents all that much.
43:00I just want to know everything about you.
43:09Okay.
43:11Well, my parents divorced when I was 14.
43:14My dad is a teacher.
43:16My mom's an activist.
43:18She wanted to change the world,
43:19but she didn't really want to have to change her schedule for our family.
43:23Anyway, she ended up meeting someone new who turned out to be an asshole,
43:27and I had to grow up pretty fast.
43:30I've been on my own ever since.
43:37What?
43:38See, you make me talk about myself, and now you're silent.
43:41What, you're just going to go run off
43:43and tell your dad about poor old Cameron now?
43:45Don't be stupid.
43:47I'm going to look after you.
43:49I'm going to blot out all of the bad memories,
43:51even if it takes a lifetime.
43:54It's a lifetime now, is it?
44:01All right, camel boy, what's the plan?
44:03Just parties every year?
44:04Flirting with older women until you die of gout at 62?
44:09I'm going to write an award-winning play
44:11that changes the world and art as we know it.
44:13Holy shit.
44:15The kid's ambitious.
44:16All right.
44:17Why not?
44:19Don't you think ambition's a good thing?
44:30Why?
44:34You give me the roll of photographs you took of the ambulance,
44:38and I'll pose drunk on those logs, okay?
44:41Who's the guy?
44:43Nobody.
44:43You wouldn't get anything for them,
44:45but he's a friend, and I'd mind.
44:47So how drunk do you want me to be?
44:49Very.
44:50Very would be good.
44:52Very it is.
45:06Seems like you've had a happy new year.
45:10Thanks, boss.
45:11I think I've got what I need.
45:12I'll be off home.
45:14Great.
45:15Well, happy new year.
45:18Yeah.
45:19Yeah.
45:22Yeah.
45:40Did he touch you?
45:53You would have liked him to go, wouldn't you?
45:55What do you want me to say, Declan?
45:59You used to give me attention,
46:01and now you go to work.
46:03You better go and be the big man,
46:05and I'm just left here rotting.
46:12I used to be fucking beautiful.
46:18You still are.
46:26How would you have liked him to touch you?
46:45Then what would you do?
47:03Oh, my God.
47:20So, do the English mash everything because they've got such terrible teeth, or is this some weird-wantin-to-be
47:25-a-baby bullshit?
47:26Kadri's just another thing they stole during the Empire.
47:29Oh, okay. Fine.
47:32All right, well, I should go.
47:34No, no, no, no. Don't go.
47:37I have to go back to university later today, and I'm not ready to say goodbye yet.
47:41Yeah, well, I have to. I have work.
47:45Okay.
47:48I'll run you home.
47:51One, I have my own car because I'm a grown-up.
47:54And two, my home is paid for by my boss, who I also happen to be sleeping with, so I
48:00don't think he much like you dropping me home, but thank you.
48:02You're sleeping with Tony Battingham.
48:05He's so old. You can do so much better.
48:07Yeah, I don't remember asking for your advice.
48:10Tony is smart, powerful, and he built a company from the ground up.
48:13So when you do that, give me a call.
48:19Ciao.
48:31Happy New Year, Rocky.
48:33Happy New Year, Rocky.
48:42Have something for you.
48:53Happy New Year.
49:22Fun night?
49:24Shit.
49:26I've been looking at your contract.
49:30You want to leave now or work your six-week notice?
49:33What? Why?
49:35You cannot fire me.
49:37I'm the best person you've got, and I've done nothing wrong.
49:40I told you not to go to that party.
49:42It was New Year's Eve, Tony.
49:44I wanted to go out, and you don't get to control every single thing I do.
49:49This is my life, Tamron. You do not get to fuck with it.
49:53I'm not in the business of hiring whores.
49:56So you're allowed to flirt with Sarah Stratton and fuck your wife,
49:59but I can't go to a party or so much as look at another man?
50:02Oh, you're jealous.
50:03Fuck off, Tony.
50:04Did you sleep there?
50:05No.
50:06So why are you wearing his clothes?
50:07We went for a walk, and I got cold.
50:10Tell me the truth. Did you have sex with that boy?
50:13No. Nothing happened.
50:17Promise me you will never see him again.
50:22I promise.
50:27I can't, Tom.
50:29No, I can't.
50:30You can.
50:30I'm tired.
50:31You can if you want to be promoted to controller of programs.
50:39You better fuck me as hard as you can.
50:48Thanks for the washing, Terry.
50:49You're welcome.
50:54I'm sorry you didn't find anyone last night.
50:55I think she did end up meeting someone rather interesting.
50:58I knew you would.
50:59I saw Cameron leaving this morning.
51:01Any celestial light?
51:03She's overflowing with it.
51:05You can't fall in love with her.
51:06Daddy says she's a monster.
51:07How bad she should fall in love with whoever he wants?
51:09Daddy's not always right.
51:11I wholeheartedly agree.
51:22Who is it?
51:23Oh my God, tell me!
51:25Stop!
51:25Did you saw someone?
51:26No.
51:28Not yet.
51:28Dude.
51:34What should I focus on?
51:44Am I leaving for my
51:59A-ha-ha-ha...
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