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My Dad Is Poseidon
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00:13Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:36I got in!
00:37I got a real monster.
00:40What are you?
00:40The four-ass sea slug!
00:48I got a real monster, but I'm so excited.
00:51What else do you want, and then I'll fight the monster!
01:02Filthy scavengers, when Lord Poseidon ruled the deep, you sky rats swore never to breach
01:09the surface.
01:11Poseidon?
01:13Fish food ages ago.
01:40Sire, Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:43I'm retired.
01:45Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:50Sire!
02:07Who the hell broke my new console?
02:09I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:12Sire!
02:13You're finally stepping in!
02:28Go fight somewhere else.
02:29Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:32My king!
02:34Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:58What did you do?
02:59Turn me back right now!
03:05Sire, the entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command.
03:09Lead us against Olympus.
03:11We beg you.
03:12Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Clamadia for years.
03:15I'm retired.
03:16I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:25Screw power struggles.
03:26Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:34Fight!
03:42Get your hands off me, creep!
03:44Sorry.
03:45I didn't mean to...
03:50Wait.
03:51Pointy ears.
03:52A dryage?
03:53What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:58He's just a regular human.
04:00A total nerd.
04:02Damn it.
04:03The Aphrodisian's kicking in.
04:14You're burning up down here.
04:17Way harder than I pictured.
04:19I was drugged.
04:20This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup.
04:23If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out, I die.
04:27I really need this guy.
04:33God damn.
04:35You really know how to flip my switch.
04:46I need more.
04:47A lot more.
04:48Nobody, nobody, nobody but you.
04:55Don't stop.
04:57Harder.
04:58Squeeze me tighter.
05:06What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:11Hey.
05:12I put in a lot of work.
05:14Don't tell me you forgot.
05:15Leora!
05:16I know you're in there.
05:18Nowhere left to run.
05:19Damn it.
05:20He tracked me.
05:34Leora, you're my fiance.
05:37You belong with me.
05:38Come home.
05:39Get away, Dylan!
05:43As the leader of the Satyr, you actually drugged me.
05:50Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:54You slept with someone?
05:56Who screwed up my plan!
06:00Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
06:03Newsflash, tough guy.
06:04Real men don't need tricks.
06:06You talking to the boss like that, punk?
06:14So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:17You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?
06:26Touch him again and you'll regret it.
06:29Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value.
06:31Can't push too hard yet.
06:35I won't kill him.
06:37But you're coming with me, Leora.
06:41Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:50Forget today ever happened.
06:52Go back to your life.
07:06Seriously?
07:07Can't I just play my game for once?
07:20Those assholes are back already.
07:21What are you talking about?
07:29Hey, Pencil Neck, I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:32Either get the hell out of this water or kneel and call me daddy.
07:36Dylan who?
07:37Speak up, man.
07:37My ears are shot.
07:38Keep acting tough.
07:39Jax can stomp boulders to dust.
07:42Even Narius' seafo give him a wide burr.
07:57You asked for this.
07:58You asked for this.
08:11You one-shotted pants top an orcer?
08:13Who the hell are you?
08:26Asshole.
08:27Using my divine power to barbecue.
08:29Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:32What are you whining about?
08:34Nothing.
08:35Heat's too low.
08:36Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:43Molly, gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:50Huh.
08:51Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:59Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea?
09:02Is that why he never comes to see me?
09:05Yeah, baby.
09:06But he retired recently.
09:08We're gonna find him now.
09:18I'm badly wounded.
09:20I don't have much time.
09:22Find Lily's real father.
09:24Leave her with him.
09:25I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:30Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:46There it is.
09:54Liara's wounded bad.
09:56Drag them both back to the Dillon.
09:58Lifetime of easy living.
10:04What the hell was that?
10:06Nothing.
10:07Just swapped a bug.
10:12That girl from five years ago.
10:14You came looking for me?
10:17She's your daughter.
10:19We need you now.
10:21So you're my dad?
10:23You're actually pretty handsome.
10:26This aura?
10:27She's got my blood.
10:34Who did this?
10:36Don't worry about it.
10:37Just keep Lily safe.
10:44Mommy.
10:45Mommy.
11:03It's too late, boss.
11:04Her heartbeats fading fast.
11:20Somebody help me.
11:35Give me a name, Liara.
11:37Who did this?
11:38I'm going to tear them apart.
11:42It was...
12:04Your father sold you to me a long time ago.
12:07You're my fiance.
12:08My property.
12:08You filthy whore.
12:11Spread your legs for some stray dog.
12:16But at least your bloodline is still worth something.
12:23No!
12:24Let go!
12:27With nymph blood in my veins, even Olympus will bow to me.
12:39I got careless.
12:42Diving near a shipwreck.
12:43My fault.
12:44Shipwreck?
12:46Those cuts are surgical, Liara.
12:48Someone did this to you.
12:53You're just a regular guy.
12:55Stay out of it.
12:56Boss?
12:57Soup's ready.
13:04If I don't make it, promise me you'll take care of Lily.
13:09She's all we have left.
13:12She's safe.
13:13Now drink.
13:16Soup isn't going to fix this, Jack.
13:24Jack, you...
13:27Ambrosia residue?
13:28Golden apple sap?
13:29I studied this in grad's time.
13:32Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals.
13:35Where the hell did you get this?
13:38More.
13:39Try it.
13:50These ingredients, where did you get them?
13:58It's my first time meeting Daddy.
14:00I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
14:26What a lively little snack.
14:29Gulp you down and my power doubles!
14:32Ha ha ha ha!
14:40I just fished this stuff out of the bay.
14:42You want more?
14:44I've got a ton of it laying around.
14:46This guy's luck is insane.
14:49A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
14:54Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
14:58You're safe here, Liria.
15:02We've got a kid together now.
15:05I'm not letting anything touch you or Lily.
15:10Jack, I'm grateful, but I...
15:12Daddy!
15:13Help!
15:16Something's trying to eat me!
15:19Lily's in trouble!
15:26I...
15:27I'm not tasty.
15:29My mommy and daddy are super strong.
15:32Please don't eat me!
15:37Divine power runs through this girl.
15:40Devour you.
15:42And I might even claim the Sea King's throne.
15:47Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
15:51Hmph.
15:52Ha ha ha ha ha!
16:19You disgusting freak!
16:21What do you think you're doing to my daughter?
16:24Mommy!
16:26I've got you baby.
16:29Touch my kid again and I'll rip my head off your shoulders!
16:34Ha!
16:35You ruined my meal?
16:39Wait.
16:40The baby mama herself.
16:43Perfect.
16:47Two courses for the price of one!
16:56You bitch!
17:03Jack, take Lily and run!
17:05Go!
17:11Run from the Lycian Hydro, you pathetic little insects.
17:22You, Posei?
17:25That kid's his.
17:27No wonder the power's so pure.
17:30That's Poseidon's bloodline.
17:31If I stay, I'm dead.
17:40What the hell just happened?
17:42It ran?
17:43Damn, Leoya.
17:45Your powers are badass.
17:47You straight up scared the monster off.
17:49Me?
17:50No way.
17:51Even at full strength I couldn't take that thing.
17:53I'm still recovering.
17:55Wait.
17:56Maybe it sensed the guardian of this sea vault?
18:01Whatever.
18:02Let's get home.
18:03That thing might circle back.
18:07How about that monster?
18:14Failed at the perfect time?
18:15Figures.
18:16He's just a regular guy after all.
18:59My liege.
19:01Have mercy.
19:02I didn't know she was your daughter.
19:03I swear it.
19:04Please, spare my life.
19:06No problem.
19:07Thank you, my lord.
19:08Thank you for your mercy.
19:09Try to remember that in your next life.
19:24Enjoying the show.
19:35My king!
19:36We had nothing to do with the Hydra.
19:38We swear!
19:39Listen to me.
19:40If any of you take one step near my daughter again, I will skin you alive.
19:46Now, get the fuck out of my sight.
19:49Yes!
19:49Yes, my leash!
20:02My love, since you refused to tell me who did this to you, I'll just have to dig up the
20:08truth myself.
20:17That wild god Pan's always pulling power grabs.
20:21But Poseidon?
20:22Guy's long gone.
20:23Probably fish food in some trench.
20:26Right?
20:26Sea god myth, ancient history.
20:28Wanna bet?
20:29There ain't no sea king anymore!
20:42The world's the same as ever.
20:45The dead are louder than the living.
20:47Who the hell are you?
20:49You're in Hades territory, asshole!
20:51The dead are louder than the people!
21:02Poseidon?
21:13Is Hades still breathing?
21:15If he is, tell him to get his ass out here.
21:21Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
21:29I don't have time for this.
21:31I'm not wasting it on you.
21:32I need a background check.
21:39You know who I am?
21:40Hades' ace.
21:42You crash my spot, you die here!
21:44You die.
22:08Little fish.
22:16Hades staff one shot the sea king he's real
22:23Hades you hiding come out or this whole place turns into driftwood
22:31one two
22:36thank the fates the boss is here
22:43boss this bum
22:51you idiot piss off the lord of the oceans and we all drown
22:54you're done get out in front of poseidon
22:58your ants i'm saving your worthless heights
23:05my lord is this handling satisfactory
23:09i'm not here for fun dig up everything on that leora and her daughter
23:43understood i'll mobilize every team
23:43dylan's back let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point
23:55dylan wants the woman dead kid comes with us alive she's still hurt easy pickets let's move
24:14we'll make a nice stew surprise daddy for lunch
24:23a forest nymph playing happy home mater pathetic
24:31who are you dylan's orders come quietly to the stronghold or i drag your corpse back
24:39mommy who's the ugly goat man hand over the kid
24:53stay away from my daughter don't you dare touch her
25:12mommy you're bleeding
25:14this forest is locked down
25:16surrender now
25:18i'll go with you
25:20on one condition
25:21let my daughter go
25:23no mommy i'm not leaving you
25:37kids mine
25:38you die
25:46my poison fog the more you fight the faster it rots you from the inside
25:52give up
25:54you've gone too far even if i die today i'm not letting you win
26:02you're wounded poisoned done
26:07the kids coming with me
26:11don't touch her come at me feisty one dylan wants you dead but first i'm gonna have some
26:20fun
26:27such a pretty face all mine now
26:34let my mommy go you bastard
26:43lily lily run get out of here
26:51serve me well and i might let her run a little longer
27:15you're hands off her
27:24you touch my woman you're a dead man
27:32jack
27:34what the hell just happened
27:39you okay babe
27:40so you're the boyfriend
27:42too bad i'll snap every bone in your body with one hand
28:02jack keep lily safe
28:04long as i'm here
28:05you don't lose
28:07shut up and go
28:08if i pull this vine the whole cliff goes with us demon
28:25run all you want
28:27my pack tears you both apart
28:41no
28:42no
28:56no
29:19Daddy, don't leave mommy.
29:21I don't want to lose her.
29:23Shh, Lily, don't cry.
29:25Daddy promises mommy's going to be okay.
29:27We're going back for her right now.
29:35Hand over the kid.
29:37I'll make your death quick.
29:46Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay?
29:52Daddy's going to do a little magic trick.
29:55Okay.
29:58You are the best.
30:08Some nobody dare stare me down?
30:11You're asking to die.
30:15You're not human.
30:17Who the hell are you?
30:18My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean.
30:22Disappear.
30:41Okay, Lily.
30:42Lily, you can turn around now.
30:47Daddy, what happened to the bad guy?
30:50He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
31:00Lily, stay right here inside this circle.
31:02Don't move.
31:03Daddy's going to help mommy beat the bad guys.
31:05I'll be right back.
31:11Daddy, be careful.
31:14Don't worry, Lily.
31:16No one's ever beaten your dad.
31:23That poison's eating you alive, little nymph.
31:26How much longer you got?
31:28Let me have my fun first.
31:31So what?
31:33I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
31:46Damn, you take a hit well.
31:49Let's enjoy this body.
31:52Then I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:55For Jack and Lily, even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
32:01No signal?
32:02You trying to hog the glory?
32:05More coming.
32:06Killing one won't save Jack and Lily.
32:08No choice.
32:09I'm taking them down with me.
32:11This the woman Dylan wants?
32:12Where the kid?
32:14Some guy took the brat.
32:17Useless.
32:18Grab her first, then we hunt the child.
32:24Just let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:30You all want to come at once?
32:32Then die together.
32:33Pick your graves.
32:46Why did you come back?
32:48Where's Lily?
32:52Lily?
32:53You're really safe.
32:54Don't push yourself.
32:57So this is the woman's secret lover.
33:00Her taste is trash.
33:02Beg now.
33:04And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
33:07Refuse, and you'll be screaming.
33:09End it fast.
33:13You, in our eyes, you're not even an enemy.
33:16Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
33:20Just hold on a little longer.
33:22Jack means more to me than anything.
33:25I won't let him get hurt.
33:36You want my husband?
33:38Step over my corpse first.
33:41In a hurry to die?
33:43Fine.
33:43I'll oblige.
34:13You're half dead already.
34:15How the hell did you knock me back?
34:18The sea is sinking.
34:19Those are Poseidon's warriors.
34:23This can't be.
34:49Ancient Ekethra.
34:50The coastal legend monster?
34:53Why would she be here?
34:56Ha ha ha!
34:58Our boss has real backing.
34:59He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards.
35:02No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg.
35:06They're coming for us.
35:08We're finished.
35:09Don't worry, darling.
35:10Things might turn around.
35:11Lyra Vale has been captured.
35:14Now we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
35:19They're here for me.
35:21Jack, stay behind me.
35:23With me here, no one touches you.
35:25Stop saying that, Jack.
35:27Look around.
35:27We're surrounded.
35:28We could actually die here.
35:35My lords!
35:37Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
35:43You worthless creature!
35:46You shouldn't even exist where I stand!
35:56Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
36:01Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
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