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00:00:04like that
00:00:08um you should probably get started i probably should yeah i'm gonna i'm gonna wait outside
00:00:14be my guest okay bye
00:00:24your overall health looks fine but your amh levels are low
00:00:28meaning your ovarian reserves are below average for your age
00:00:34um will that make it hard to get pregnant not always but if you want children i would recommend
00:00:41you start trying soon soon how soon ideally within three months
00:00:51oh my god
00:00:54sweetheart don't cry
00:00:57having you was the best thing i ever did
00:01:02well i just hope you'll have children of your own one day
00:01:06after i'm gone
00:01:07yeah i promise
00:01:13i love you so much
00:01:14i love you sweetie
00:01:17i have always wanted kids
00:01:20maybe it's time
00:01:36oh
00:01:41i'm so sorry
00:01:43i think that's fine
00:01:47hey i'm sorry
00:01:54didn't see that coming
00:01:56handsome guy
00:01:58unexpected kiss
00:02:04are you okay
00:02:08okay
00:02:15well well
00:02:17if it isn't my perfect innocent ex
00:02:19what's the occasion
00:02:21are you pregnant too
00:02:24i'm not as efficient as you writer
00:02:27we broke up what three months ago
00:02:29and candy is six months along
00:02:31impressive timeline
00:02:33oh please
00:02:35you couldn't keep a man let alone raise a kid
00:02:39or are you here to raid the sperm bank and diy a family
00:02:46get that back
00:02:48yes
00:02:50if you're not married by 30
00:02:51then the trust and the company will go to your brother
00:02:54look mom seriously
00:03:01low amh diminished ovarian reserve recommended to start trying within three months
00:03:07oh
00:03:08for her
00:03:09for things
00:03:10wow
00:03:10looks like the golden goose is running out of eggs
00:03:13this is truly a plot twist
00:03:26i'm really worried about you claire
00:03:27i mean a girl with your history
00:03:30do you think you're going to be able to snag a sperm donor before your eggs are all dried up
00:03:33you're basically a clearance rack
00:03:36expired
00:03:36free
00:03:37and still no takers
00:03:39no taker
00:03:42you can rest assured
00:03:44i already have a boyfriend
00:03:45wait
00:03:46yeah
00:03:48MIT
00:03:496-2
00:03:50IQ off the charts
00:03:51trust fund heir
00:03:52practically built for greatness
00:03:54way better
00:03:56than loser
00:03:57rider
00:03:59boyfriend
00:03:59ugh
00:04:00ew
00:04:01sure
00:04:02claire
00:04:03uh let me guess
00:04:04he lives in the canadian wilderness
00:04:06or some
00:04:07bullshit like that
00:04:09and the best thing of all
00:04:11he has the one thing you can't buy
00:04:13oh
00:04:15kindness
00:04:17funny
00:04:17you're funny
00:04:19how about we make a bet
00:04:20if you're not pregnant
00:04:22within say three months
00:04:24you have to admit the truth
00:04:25you were just a dried up old woman
00:04:28you have to admit it
00:04:29out loud
00:04:30and to the public
00:04:32oh baby you're bad
00:04:35little violin for you
00:04:38and if i win
00:04:40you stray through the office
00:04:41naked
00:04:42screaming that you are nothing
00:04:44but a little slimy suck up
00:04:45bitch boy
00:04:49deal
00:04:50game on miss
00:04:51nobody wants you
00:04:53nobody wants you
00:04:56oh my god
00:04:58what the fuck did i just do
00:05:01even the sperm banks are booked six months out
00:05:04and i only have three
00:05:06where the hell am i gonna find the perfect gene donor boyfriend
00:05:09oh god someone help me
00:05:12now that's interesting
00:05:16you know
00:05:18i think i could help with that
00:05:28ethan reed
00:05:29mit phd
00:05:30iq 200
00:05:31that's my medical report
00:05:33no genetic disorders
00:05:34clean family history
00:05:35i take every bucks
00:05:37on your donor wish list
00:05:41okay
00:05:43what's the catch
00:05:45you
00:05:45marry me
00:05:46contractually
00:05:47three months
00:05:47just long enough
00:05:48to shut my family up
00:05:50and lock in my inheritance
00:05:51and in return
00:05:52you get my sperm
00:05:55and we get you pregnant
00:05:56just in time
00:05:56to win your little bet
00:05:58that's really all you want
00:05:59a paper marriage
00:06:02look
00:06:02claire
00:06:04i'm not looking for love
00:06:05i'm looking for efficiency
00:06:09honestly
00:06:10this
00:06:11might be the fastest route
00:06:13to motherhood
00:06:15alright
00:06:17deal
00:06:26boss
00:06:29prenuptial agreement
00:06:36thanks
00:06:38okay
00:06:39three rounds of artificial insemination
00:06:41temporary cohabitation
00:06:43to keep up party appearances
00:06:45contract terminates
00:06:46after three months
00:06:49i'd like to add one more turn
00:06:51oh
00:06:52financial independence
00:06:54i don't want anyone thinking
00:06:55i'm some gold digger
00:06:58fair enough
00:06:59if that's what you want
00:07:00i'm in
00:07:02great
00:07:02great
00:07:03thank you
00:07:08lovely
00:07:09excuse me
00:07:10mr reed
00:07:11oh
00:07:11are you ready to head into the collection room
00:07:13for your specimen
00:07:17sure
00:07:19good luck
00:07:20thank you
00:07:25mrs reed
00:07:26would you like to go in with him
00:07:28show him a little
00:07:29support
00:07:30oh no
00:07:31i'm actually
00:07:31oh
00:07:32no no
00:07:33excuse me
00:07:33i
00:07:34oh
00:07:35oh no
00:07:36excuse me
00:07:43hey
00:07:45need any
00:07:46uh
00:07:47help
00:07:48with that
00:07:49oh
00:07:51and um
00:07:52how pray tell
00:07:53do you plan on
00:07:54helping me
00:07:56no i
00:07:56um
00:07:57mrs reed
00:08:10now i did not mean
00:08:11that i was gonna
00:08:13oh
00:08:15my god
00:08:16shut up
00:08:17shut up
00:08:18please
00:08:18how do i turn this off
00:08:19um
00:08:20claire
00:08:20shut up
00:08:21how do i make this stop
00:08:23this is so crazy
00:08:32like that
00:08:34um
00:08:37you should probably
00:08:38get started
00:08:39i probably should
00:08:41yeah
00:08:41i'm gonna
00:08:42i'm gonna wait outside
00:08:43be my guest
00:08:44okay
00:08:44bye
00:08:50adorable
00:09:01enjoying yourself
00:09:02doctor
00:09:03thank you mr reed
00:09:04of course
00:09:05we'll begin shortly
00:09:06you can wait outside
00:09:07okay
00:09:09if you need anything
00:09:10just yell for me
00:09:18yeah
00:09:22boss
00:09:23you married someone
00:09:24out of the blue
00:09:25feels a little impulsive
00:09:26even for you
00:09:28no
00:09:29it's not impulsive
00:09:31actually she's
00:09:33i don't know
00:09:34she's
00:09:34interesting
00:09:38anyways
00:09:39what'd you find
00:09:39mrs reed
00:09:41has been working
00:09:42as a designer
00:09:42at nova
00:09:43her ex
00:09:44cheated on her
00:09:45with his boss
00:09:46candy ashford
00:09:47miss ashford's
00:09:49been making her
00:09:49life hell
00:09:50ever since
00:09:52just last week
00:09:53she killed
00:09:54mrs reed's proposal
00:09:55said it wasn't
00:09:56feminine enough
00:09:58bye nova
00:10:00make claire
00:10:01the new design
00:10:02director
00:10:03wait
00:10:04seriously
00:10:04yeah
00:10:05look
00:10:06our marriage
00:10:07may have
00:10:08a deadline
00:10:09but she's
00:10:10still my wife
00:10:11anyone mistreating
00:10:12my wife
00:10:12is mistreating
00:10:13me
00:10:14i'm just dead
00:10:15sir
00:10:16now
00:10:16go get the car
00:10:17ready
00:10:17we have to go
00:10:18meet mom
00:10:19copy
00:10:27hello
00:10:28mr reed
00:10:29the procedure
00:10:29went smoothly
00:10:30we'll know in four
00:10:31weeks if it was
00:10:32successful
00:10:32oh
00:10:33wonderful
00:10:34thank you
00:10:40thank you so much
00:10:41mr reed
00:10:42i might actually
00:10:44get to be a mom
00:10:44now
00:10:45of course
00:10:46but um
00:10:48you know
00:10:50we are married
00:10:51now
00:10:51you are my wife
00:10:53call me ethan
00:10:54fake wife
00:10:58remember
00:11:00right
00:11:03so ethan
00:11:05you've done
00:11:06you've done your
00:11:06part
00:11:06when do i get
00:11:07to do mine
00:11:07right now
00:11:10we're about to
00:11:10go meet my
00:11:11mother
00:11:13okay
00:11:18mother
00:11:19this is
00:11:20my wife
00:11:22claire
00:11:22claire
00:11:23my mother
00:11:24nora
00:11:26nora
00:11:26it's so lovely
00:11:27to meet you
00:11:28hi
00:11:35oh
00:11:36sweetie
00:11:37i've been
00:11:38looking forward
00:11:38to this
00:11:39for so long
00:11:40and you
00:11:41rascal
00:11:41so this is
00:11:42why you
00:11:43kept dodging
00:11:43all my
00:11:44matchmaking
00:11:44attempts
00:11:46uh
00:11:47yeah
00:11:48i'll
00:11:48explain that
00:11:49eventually
00:11:50of course
00:11:51wouldn't want
00:11:52everyone
00:11:52your wedding
00:11:53night
00:11:55come
00:11:55byron
00:11:56they have
00:11:57a mission
00:11:57making me
00:11:58grandchild
00:12:01don't have
00:12:01too much
00:12:02fun
00:12:04okay
00:12:09is it
00:12:11my mother
00:12:11yeah
00:12:14uh
00:12:17sorry for
00:12:18driving here
00:12:19without having
00:12:19a chance
00:12:20to pack
00:12:28this should
00:12:28do for
00:12:29now
00:12:29right
00:12:31thanks
00:12:32of course
00:12:35i'll go
00:12:36and make
00:12:37something to
00:12:37eat
00:12:39make yourself
00:12:40at home
00:12:46oh
00:12:47my god
00:12:48even
00:12:49his
00:12:50cologne
00:12:50is
00:12:50perfect
00:12:51i mean
00:12:52my knees
00:12:52are actually
00:12:52weak
00:12:54too bad
00:12:55it's just
00:12:55temporary
00:12:55three months
00:12:56and that
00:12:57is it
00:12:57god
00:12:58get a
00:12:59grip
00:13:00what am i
00:13:00doing
00:13:02uh
00:13:03what are you
00:13:04making
00:13:18i'm
00:13:19making
00:13:21something
00:13:21peace
00:13:27oh my god
00:13:29i just got
00:13:30promoted
00:13:30design director
00:13:31i start tomorrow
00:13:32oh my god
00:13:33oh god
00:13:35oh shit
00:13:36i am so sorry
00:13:37i did not
00:13:38do that
00:13:38no it's fine
00:13:39no really
00:13:40it's
00:13:40oh
00:13:42claire
00:13:43uh
00:13:43yeah
00:13:44um
00:13:45claire be careful
00:13:46please
00:13:46no it's fine
00:13:47there's just a huge
00:13:48thing
00:13:48no claire
00:13:49you don't
00:13:49under
00:13:49oh
00:13:51oh
00:13:58careful
00:13:59claire
00:14:00you are
00:14:01playing with fire
00:14:02mrs reed
00:14:05holy shit
00:14:06yep
00:14:07definitely
00:14:08definitely
00:14:09and
00:14:10definitely
00:14:11huge
00:14:11oh jeez
00:14:12i'm
00:14:13i
00:14:13um
00:14:13no it's not
00:14:14really
00:14:20okay
00:14:21that body
00:14:23should come
00:14:24with a warning
00:14:24label
00:14:28uh
00:14:50you made this mess
00:14:52you clean it up
00:14:54uh
00:14:56where are you going
00:14:57oh
00:14:58i'm just
00:14:58i'm just gonna go take a cold shower
00:15:00you know
00:15:01put out the
00:15:03fire you started
00:15:12if i'm the new design director
00:15:15candy
00:15:15better start packing up her desk
00:15:24i can't wait
00:15:25yeah
00:15:27what's going on here
00:15:29waiting for the new ceo
00:15:31obviously
00:15:32nova got bowed out yesterday
00:15:34where is his rich young and single
00:15:37i call dips
00:15:39oh claire
00:15:40don't forget your
00:15:41perfect gene baby
00:15:43bat with rider
00:15:44maybe
00:15:45you could try your luck
00:15:46with the new ceo
00:15:47lots of old money there
00:15:49with a face like that
00:15:50land the ceo
00:15:52please
00:15:53what are you gonna do
00:15:54sneak into his bed
00:15:55and turkey base yourself
00:15:59i don't need to trap anyone rider
00:16:01unlike you
00:16:02i offer value all on my own
00:16:04oh please
00:16:06you have been so heartbroken
00:16:08you can't even manage
00:16:09a rebound
00:16:10what are you expecting
00:16:11immaculate conception
00:16:13i don't need divine conception
00:16:16and for all you know
00:16:17i'm already pregnant
00:16:19please
00:16:20keep
00:16:21welcome to nova
00:16:34mr reed
00:16:38your overall health looks fine
00:16:40but your amh levels are low
00:16:42meaning your ovarian reserves
00:16:44are below average for your age
00:16:47um
00:16:48will that make it hard to get pregnant
00:16:51not always
00:16:52but if you want children
00:16:53i would recommend you start trying soon
00:16:57soon
00:16:57how soon
00:17:00ideally within three months
00:17:04oh my god
00:17:07sweetheart
00:17:08don't cry
00:17:11having you was the best thing i ever did
00:17:14well
00:17:16i just hope
00:17:17you'll have children of your own one day
00:17:20after i'm gone
00:17:21yeah
00:17:23i promise
00:17:26i love you so much
00:17:28i love you sweetie
00:17:31i have always wanted kids
00:17:33maybe it's time
00:17:51oh
00:17:51oh
00:17:55i'm so sorry
00:17:56i'm so sorry
00:17:57i was
00:17:58i think
00:17:59i think that's fine
00:18:00hey i'm sorry
00:18:08didn't see that coming
00:18:10handsome guy
00:18:12unexpected kiss
00:18:17are you okay
00:18:22okay
00:18:29well well
00:18:30if it isn't my
00:18:32perfect innocent ex
00:18:33what's the occasion
00:18:34are you pregnant too
00:18:38i'm not as efficient
00:18:40as you writer
00:18:40we broke up what
00:18:42three months ago
00:18:43and candy is six months along
00:18:45impressive timeline
00:18:46oh please
00:18:49you couldn't keep a man
00:18:50let alone raise a kid
00:18:52or
00:18:53are you here to raid the sperm bank
00:18:55and diy a family
00:19:00get that back
00:19:02yes
00:19:03if you're not married by 30
00:19:05then the trust and the company
00:19:06go to your brother
00:19:07it's final
00:19:08look mom
00:19:09seriously
00:19:10i
00:19:15low amh
00:19:16diminished ovarian reserve
00:19:18recommended to start trying
00:19:19within three months
00:19:21oh
00:19:22for her
00:19:23for her
00:19:23for her
00:19:23thanks
00:19:23wow
00:19:24looks like the golden goose
00:19:26is running out of eggs
00:19:27huh
00:19:28this is truly
00:19:29a plot twist
00:19:40i'm really worried about you claire
00:19:41i mean a girl with your
00:19:43history
00:19:44do you think you're gonna be able to snag a sperm donor before your eggs are all dried up
00:19:47you're basically a clearance rack
00:19:49you're basically a clearance rack expired free and still no takers
00:19:53no taker
00:19:56you can rest assured i already have a boyfriend
00:20:00yeah
00:20:01mit
00:20:02mit
00:20:036-2
00:20:04iq off the charts
00:20:05trust fund air
00:20:06practically built for greatness
00:20:08way better
00:20:09than loser
00:20:10rider
00:20:12boyfriend
00:20:13ugh
00:20:14ew
00:20:15sure
00:20:16claire
00:20:17uh let me guess
00:20:18he lives in the canadian wilderness
00:20:20or some
00:20:21bullshit like that
00:20:23and the best thing of all
00:20:24he has the one thing you can't buy
00:20:27oh
00:20:28kindness
00:20:31funny
00:20:31you're funny
00:20:32how about we make a bet
00:20:34if you're not pregnant
00:20:35within say three months
00:20:37you have to admit the truth
00:20:39you were just a dried up old woman
00:20:42you have to admit it
00:20:43out loud
00:20:44and to the public
00:20:46oh baby you're bad
00:20:48no violin for you
00:20:50oh
00:20:52and if i win
00:20:53you stray through the office naked
00:20:55screaming that you are nothing
00:20:57but a little slimy suck up bitch boy
00:21:03deal
00:21:04game on miss nobody wants you
00:21:07nobody wants you
00:21:10oh my god
00:21:12what the fuck did i just do
00:21:15even the sperm banks are booked six months out
00:21:18and i only have three
00:21:20where the hell am i gonna find
00:21:21the perfect gene donor boyfriend
00:21:23oh god someone help me
00:21:25now that's interesting
00:21:30you know
00:21:32i think i could help with that
00:21:41ethan reed
00:21:42mit phd
00:21:44iq 200
00:21:45that's my medical report
00:21:46no genetic disorders
00:21:48clean family history
00:21:49i take every bucks
00:21:51on your donor wish list
00:21:55okay
00:21:56what's the catch
00:21:58you
00:21:59marry me
00:22:00contractually three months
00:22:01just long enough to shut my family up
00:22:03and lock in my inheritance
00:22:05and in return
00:22:06you get my sperm
00:22:08and we get you pregnant just in time
00:22:10to win your little bet
00:22:11that's really all you want
00:22:13a paper marriage
00:22:15look
00:22:16claire
00:22:17i'm not looking for love
00:22:19i'm looking for efficiency
00:22:23honestly
00:22:24this
00:22:25might be the fastest route
00:22:27to motherhood
00:22:29all right
00:22:30deal
00:22:40boss
00:22:43prenuptial agreement
00:22:49thanks
00:22:51okay
00:22:53three rounds of artificial insemination
00:22:55temporary cohabitation
00:22:57to keep up party appearances
00:22:58contract terminates after three months
00:23:03i'd like to add one more turn
00:23:04oh
00:23:05financial independence
00:23:07i don't want anyone thinking
00:23:09i'm some gold digger
00:23:12fair enough
00:23:12if that's what you want
00:23:14i'm in
00:23:15great
00:23:16great
00:23:17thank you
00:23:22lovely
00:23:22excuse me mr reed
00:23:25are you ready to head into the collection room
00:23:27for your specimen
00:23:30sure
00:23:33good luck
00:23:34thank you
00:23:39mrs reed
00:23:40would you like to go in with him
00:23:41show him a little
00:23:42support
00:23:43support
00:23:44oh no
00:23:44i'm actually
00:23:45oh
00:23:45no no
00:23:46excuse me
00:23:47i
00:23:47oh
00:23:48oh no
00:23:50um
00:23:50excuse me
00:23:51i
00:23:51uh
00:23:57hey
00:23:59need any uh
00:24:01help
00:24:02with that
00:24:03oh
00:24:04and um
00:24:05how pray tell do you plan on
00:24:07helping me
00:24:09no
00:24:10um
00:24:10mrs reed
00:24:11um
00:24:23i did not mean
00:24:25that i was gonna
00:24:28oh my god
00:24:30shut up shut up
00:24:31please
00:24:32how do i turn this off
00:24:33um
00:24:33claire
00:24:34shut up
00:24:35how do i make this stop
00:24:37for the marble clock
00:24:38this is so crazy
00:24:39um
00:24:39oh
00:24:41oh
00:24:41oh
00:24:42oh
00:24:42oh
00:24:46like that
00:24:50um
00:24:51you should
00:24:51um
00:24:51you should probably
00:24:51get started
00:24:53i probably should
00:24:54yeah
00:24:55i'm gonna
00:24:55i'm gonna wait outside
00:24:57be my guest
00:24:58okay
00:24:58bye
00:25:04adorable
00:25:05adorable
00:25:14enjoying yourself
00:25:16doctor
00:25:16thank you mr reed
00:25:18of course
00:25:18we'll begin shortly
00:25:19you can wait outside
00:25:20okay
00:25:22if you need anything just
00:25:24yell for me
00:25:31yeah
00:25:35boss
00:25:36you married someone out of the blue
00:25:38feels a little impulsive
00:25:40even for you
00:25:41no
00:25:42it's not impulsive
00:25:44actually she's
00:25:46i don't know
00:25:47she's
00:25:48interesting
00:25:52anyways
00:25:52what'd you find
00:25:54mrs reed
00:25:55has been working
00:25:55as a designer
00:25:56at nova
00:25:57her ex
00:25:58cheated on her
00:25:59with his boss
00:26:00candy ashford
00:26:01miss ashford's
00:26:03been making her life
00:26:03hell ever since
00:26:05just last week
00:26:06she killed
00:26:08mrs reed's proposal
00:26:09said it wasn't
00:26:09feminine enough
00:26:11bye nova
00:26:14make claire
00:26:15the new design director
00:26:16wait
00:26:17seriously
00:26:18yeah
00:26:19look
00:26:20our marriage may have
00:26:21a deadline
00:26:22but she's still my wife
00:26:24anyone mistreating my wife
00:26:26is mistreating me
00:26:27i'm just dead sir
00:26:29now
00:26:30go get the car ready
00:26:31we have to go meet mom
00:26:33copy
00:26:41hello
00:26:41mr reed
00:26:42the procedure went smoothly
00:26:44we'll know in four weeks
00:26:45if it was successful
00:26:46oh
00:26:47wonderful
00:26:47thank you
00:26:53thank you
00:26:54thank you so much
00:26:54mr reed
00:26:55i might actually
00:26:57get to be a mom now
00:26:59of course
00:27:00but um
00:27:02you know
00:27:03we are married now
00:27:05and you are my wife
00:27:06call me ethan
00:27:09fake wife
00:27:12remember
00:27:14right
00:27:14right
00:27:15right
00:27:17so ethan
00:27:19you've done your part
00:27:20when do i get to do mine
00:27:22right now
00:27:23we're about to go meet my mother
00:27:26okay
00:27:27okay
00:27:31mother
00:27:32this is my wife
00:27:35claire
00:27:36claire
00:27:37my mother
00:27:38nora
00:27:38nora it's so lovely to meet you
00:27:41hi
00:27:49oh
00:27:50oh
00:27:50sweetie
00:27:50i've been looking forward to this for so long
00:27:53and you rascal
00:27:55so this is why you keep dodging all my matchmaking attempts
00:28:00uh yeah i'll explain that eventually
00:28:03of course
00:28:05wouldn't want everyone your wedding night
00:28:08come byron
00:28:09they have a mission
00:28:11making me a grandchild
00:28:14don't have too much fun
00:28:17no
00:28:18okay
00:28:18okay
00:28:24it's my mother
00:28:25yeah
00:28:28uh
00:28:30uh
00:28:31sorry for driving here without having a chance to pack
00:28:41this should do for now right
00:28:44thanks
00:28:45of course
00:28:49i'll go and make something to eat
00:28:53make yourself at home
00:29:01oh my god
00:29:02even his cologne is perfect
00:29:04i mean my knees are actually weak
00:29:07too bad it's just temporary
00:29:09three months and that is it
00:29:11god
00:29:12get a grip
00:29:13what am i doing
00:29:16uh
00:29:17what are you making
00:29:25i'm lying in your arms
00:29:28i see everything
00:29:30that we could please
00:29:32i'm
00:29:33i'm
00:29:34making something
00:29:35this
00:29:36chen
00:29:41oh my god
00:29:43i just got promoted
00:29:44design director i start tomorrow
00:29:46oh my god
00:29:46oh god
00:29:49oh shit
00:29:50i am so sorry
00:29:51i did not do that
00:29:52no no no it's fine
00:29:52no really it's
00:29:53oh
00:29:56claire
00:29:57uh yeah
00:29:57um
00:29:58claire be careful please
00:30:00no it's fine
00:30:00there's just a huge thing
00:30:01no claire you don't under
00:30:03oh
00:30:04oh
00:30:05oh
00:30:12careful
00:30:12claire
00:30:14you are
00:30:15playing with fire
00:30:16mrs reed
00:30:18holy shit
00:30:20holy shit
00:30:21definitely hard
00:30:22and
00:30:23definitely huge
00:30:25oh jeez
00:30:26i'm
00:30:26i um
00:30:27no it's not
00:30:28really
00:30:34okay
00:30:35that body should come
00:30:37with a warning label
00:31:02you made this mess
00:31:06you clean it up
00:31:08uh
00:31:09where are you going
00:31:10oh i'm just
00:31:12just gonna go take a cold shower
00:31:14you know
00:31:15put out the
00:31:16fire you started
00:31:25if i'm
00:31:26if i'm the new design director
00:31:28candy
00:31:29better start packing up her desk
00:31:38i can't wait
00:31:39yeah
00:31:40what's going on here
00:31:43waiting for the new ceo
00:31:44obviously
00:31:45nova got bowed out yesterday
00:31:47word is
00:31:48his
00:31:48rich
00:31:49young
00:31:49and
00:31:50single
00:31:50i call dips
00:31:52oh claire
00:31:54don't forget your
00:31:55perfect
00:31:56jean baby
00:31:56bat with rider
00:31:58maybe
00:31:58you could try your luck
00:31:59with the new ceo
00:32:00lots of old money there
00:32:03with a face like that
00:32:04land the ceo
00:32:06please
00:32:06what are you gonna do
00:32:08sneak into his bed
00:32:08and turkey base yourself
00:32:13i don't need to trap
00:32:14anyone
00:32:14rider
00:32:15unlike you
00:32:16i offer value
00:32:17all on my own
00:32:18oh please
00:32:19you have been so heartbroken
00:32:21you can't even manage
00:32:22a rebound
00:32:23what are you expecting
00:32:25immaculate conception
00:32:26i don't need divine conception
00:32:29and for all you know
00:32:30i'm already pregnant
00:32:33please
00:32:33keep
00:32:34i have
00:32:35whatever
00:32:46welcome to nova mr reed
00:32:52your overall health looks fine
00:32:54but your amh levels are low
00:32:56meaning your ovarian reserves are below average for your age
00:33:00um
00:33:02will that make it hard to get pregnant
00:33:04not always
00:33:06but if you want children
00:33:07i would recommend you start trying soon
00:33:11soon
00:33:11how soon
00:33:13ideally within three months
00:33:18oh my god
00:33:20sweetheart
00:33:21don't cry
00:33:24having you
00:33:25was the best thing i ever did
00:33:28well
00:33:29i just hope
00:33:30you'll have children of your own one day
00:33:33after i'm gone
00:33:34yeah
00:33:37i promise
00:33:40i love you so much
00:33:41i love you sweetie
00:33:44i have always
00:33:46wanted kids
00:33:48maybe it's time
00:34:04oh
00:34:05oh
00:34:09i'm so sorry
00:34:10i was
00:34:11i think
00:34:13i think that's fine
00:34:14hey i'm sorry
00:34:22didn't see that coming
00:34:24handsome guy
00:34:25unexpected kiss
00:34:32are you okay
00:34:35okay
00:34:43well
00:34:44well
00:34:44if it isn't my
00:34:45perfect innocent ex
00:34:47what's the occasion
00:34:49are you pregnant too
00:34:52i'm not as efficient
00:34:53as you writer
00:34:54we broke up what
00:34:56three months ago
00:34:57and candy is six months along
00:34:59impressive timeline
00:35:01please
00:35:02you couldn't keep a man
00:35:04let alone raise a kid
00:35:06or
00:35:07are you here to raid the sperm bank
00:35:09and diy a family
00:35:13get that back
00:35:15yes
00:35:17if you're not married by 30
00:35:18even the trust and the company
00:35:20go to your brother
00:35:21it's final
00:35:22look mom
00:35:23seriously
00:35:29low amh
00:35:30diminished ovarian reserve
00:35:32recommended to start trying
00:35:33within three months
00:35:34oh
00:35:35for her
00:35:36for her
00:35:37wow
00:35:37looks like the golden goose
00:35:39is running out of eggs
00:35:40huh
00:35:41this is truly
00:35:43a plot twist
00:35:53i'm really worried about you claire
00:35:55i mean a girl with your
00:35:56history
00:35:57do you think you're going to be able to snag a sperm donor before your eggs are all dried up
00:36:01you're basically a clearance rack
00:36:03expired
00:36:04free
00:36:04and still no takers
00:36:07no taker
00:36:09you can rest assured
00:36:11i already have a boyfriend
00:36:12wait
00:36:13yeah
00:36:15MIT
00:36:166-2
00:36:17IQ off the charts
00:36:18trust fund air
00:36:20practically built for greatness
00:36:21way better
00:36:23than loser
00:36:24rider
00:36:26boyfriend
00:36:27ugh
00:36:28ew
00:36:29sure
00:36:29claire
00:36:30uh let me guess
00:36:32he lives in the canadian wilderness
00:36:33or some
00:36:34bullshit like that
00:36:37and the best thing of all
00:36:38he has the one thing you can't buy
00:36:40oh
00:36:42kindness
00:36:44funny
00:36:45you're funny
00:36:46how about we make a bet
00:36:47if you're not pregnant
00:36:49within
00:36:50say three months
00:36:51you have to admit the truth
00:36:52you were just a dried up
00:36:54old woman
00:36:55you have to admit it
00:36:57out loud
00:36:58and to the public
00:36:59oh baby
00:37:00you're bad
00:37:02love i live in for you
00:37:05and if i win
00:37:07you stray through the office naked
00:37:09screaming that you are nothing
00:37:11but a little slimy suck up bitch boy
00:37:17deal
00:37:17game on miss nobody wants you
00:37:20nobody wants you
00:37:24oh my god
00:37:25what the fuck did i just do
00:37:29even the sperm banks are booked six months out
00:37:31and i only have three
00:37:33where the hell am i gonna find the perfect gene donor boyfriend
00:37:36oh god someone help me
00:37:39now that's interesting
00:37:44you know
00:37:46i think i could help with that
00:37:55ethan reed
00:37:56mit phd
00:37:57iq 200
00:37:59that's my medical report
00:38:00no genetic disorders
00:38:01clean family history
00:38:02i take every box
00:38:04on your donor wish list
00:38:08okay
00:38:09what's the catch
00:38:12you
00:38:12marry me
00:38:13contractually
00:38:14three months
00:38:15just long enough
00:38:16to shut my family up
00:38:17and lock in my inheritance
00:38:18and in return
00:38:19you get my sperm
00:38:22and we get you pregnant
00:38:23just in time
00:38:24to win your little bet
00:38:25that's really all you want
00:38:26a paper marriage
00:38:29look
00:38:29claire
00:38:31i'm not looking for love
00:38:32i'm looking for efficiency
00:38:37honestly
00:38:37this
00:38:39might be the fastest route
00:38:40to motherhood
00:38:43all right
00:38:44deal
00:38:54loss
00:38:56prenuptial agreement
00:39:03thanks
00:39:05okay
00:39:06three rounds of artificial
00:39:08insemination
00:39:08temporary cohabitation
00:39:10to keep up party
00:39:11appearances
00:39:12contract terminates
00:39:13after three months
00:39:17i'd like to add one more
00:39:18term
00:39:18oh
00:39:19financial independence
00:39:21i don't want anyone
00:39:22thinking i'm some gold digger
00:39:25fair enough
00:39:26if that's what you want
00:39:27i'm in
00:39:29great
00:39:30great
00:39:31okay
00:39:35thank you
00:39:35lovely
00:39:36excuse me
00:39:37mr reed
00:39:39are you ready to head
00:39:40into the collection room
00:39:41for your specimen
00:39:44sure
00:39:46good luck
00:39:47thank you
00:39:52mrs reed
00:39:53would you like to go in
00:39:55with him
00:39:55show him a little
00:39:56support
00:39:57oh no
00:39:58i'm actually
00:39:59oh
00:39:59no no
00:40:00excuse me
00:40:01i
00:40:02oh
00:40:02oh
00:40:03oh no
00:40:04um
00:40:04excuse me
00:40:05i
00:40:05uh
00:40:10hey
00:40:12need any
00:40:13uh
00:40:14help
00:40:15with that
00:40:16oh
00:40:18and um
00:40:19how pray tell
00:40:20do you plan on
00:40:21helping me
00:40:23no
00:40:23um
00:40:24mrs reed
00:40:37no
00:40:37i did not mean
00:40:38that i was gonna
00:40:40oh
00:40:42my god
00:40:44shut up
00:40:44shut up
00:40:44shut up
00:40:45how do i turn this off
00:40:46um
00:40:47clare
00:40:47shut up
00:40:48how do i make this stop
00:40:50for the heart of god
00:40:51this is so crazy
00:40:52um
00:40:59like that
00:41:01um
00:41:04you should probably
00:41:05get started
00:41:07i probably should
00:41:08yeah
00:41:08i'm gonna
00:41:09i'm gonna wait outside
00:41:10be my guest
00:41:11okay
00:41:12bye
00:41:18adorable
00:41:28enjoying yourself
00:41:29doctor
00:41:30thank you mr reed
00:41:31of course
00:41:32we'll begin shortly
00:41:33you can wait outside
00:41:34okay
00:41:36if you need anything just
00:41:38yell for me
00:41:45yeah
00:41:49boss
00:41:50you married someone
00:41:51out of the blue
00:41:52feels a little
00:41:53impulsive
00:41:54even for you
00:41:55no
00:41:56it's not
00:41:57impulsive
00:41:58actually she's
00:42:00i don't know
00:42:01she's
00:42:01interesting
00:42:05anyways
00:42:06what'd you find
00:42:07mrs reed
00:42:08has been working
00:42:09as a designer
00:42:10at nova
00:42:10her ex
00:42:11cheated on her
00:42:13with his boss
00:42:14candy ashford
00:42:14miss ashford's
00:42:16been making her life
00:42:17hell ever since
00:42:19just last week
00:42:20she killed
00:42:21mrs reed's proposal
00:42:22said it wasn't
00:42:23feminine enough
00:42:25bye nova
00:42:27make claire
00:42:28the new design
00:42:29director
00:42:30wait seriously
00:42:31yeah
00:42:32look
00:42:33our marriage
00:42:34may have
00:42:35a deadline
00:42:36but she's
00:42:37still my wife
00:42:38anyone mistreating
00:42:39my wife
00:42:39is mistreating
00:42:40me
00:42:41understood sir
00:42:42now
00:42:43go get the car
00:42:44ready
00:42:45we have to go
00:42:45meet mom
00:42:46copy
00:42:54hello
00:42:55mr reed
00:42:56the procedure
00:42:57went smoothly
00:42:57we'll know in four weeks
00:42:59if it was successful
00:42:59oh
00:43:00wonderful
00:43:01thank you
00:43:07thank you so much
00:43:08mr reed
00:43:09i might actually
00:43:11get to be a mom
00:43:12now
00:43:12of course
00:43:14but um
00:43:15you know
00:43:17we are married
00:43:18now
00:43:18and you are
00:43:19my wife
00:43:20call me
00:43:21ethan
00:43:22fake
00:43:23wife
00:43:25remember
00:43:27right
00:43:30so
00:43:30ethan
00:43:32you've done your part
00:43:33when do i get
00:43:34to do mine
00:43:35right now
00:43:37we're about to go
00:43:38meet my mother
00:43:40okay
00:43:45mother
00:43:46this is
00:43:48my wife
00:43:49claire
00:43:50claire
00:43:51my mother
00:43:51nora
00:43:53nora
00:43:53it's so lovely
00:43:54to meet you
00:43:55hi
00:44:03oh
00:44:03sweetie
00:44:04i've been looking forward to this for so long
00:44:07and you rascal
00:44:08so this is why you keep dodging all my matchmaking attempts
00:44:13uh yeah
00:44:15i'll explain that eventually
00:44:17of course
00:44:18wouldn't want to ruin your wedding night
00:44:22come byron
00:44:23they have a mission
00:44:24making me a grandchild
00:44:28don't have too much fun
00:44:30no
00:44:31okay
00:44:37it's my mother
00:44:38yeah
00:44:45sorry for driving here without having a chance to pack
00:44:55this should do for now right
00:44:58thanks
00:44:58of course
00:45:02i'll go and make something to eat
00:45:06make yourself at home
00:45:14oh my god
00:45:15even his cologne is perfect
00:45:18i mean my knees are actually weak
00:45:21too bad it's just temporary
00:45:23three months and that is it
00:45:24god
00:45:25get a grip
00:45:27what am i doing
00:45:30uh
00:45:31what are you making
00:45:38i'm
00:45:39i'm
00:45:41i'm
00:45:46i'm
00:45:46making somethings
00:45:50chill
00:45:53oh my god
00:45:56i just got promoted
00:45:57design director i start tomorrow
00:45:59oh my god
00:46:00oh god
00:46:03oh shit
00:46:03i am so sorry
00:46:04i did not do that
00:46:05no no no it's fine
00:46:06no really it's
00:46:09oh claire
00:46:10uh yeah
00:46:11um claire be careful please
00:46:13no it's fine
00:46:14there's just a huge thing
00:46:15no claire you don't under
00:46:25careful claire you are playing with fire
00:46:29mrs reed
00:46:32holy shit
00:46:33yep
00:46:34definitely hard
00:46:36and definitely huge
00:46:38oh jeez
00:46:39i'm
00:46:40i um
00:46:41no it's not really
00:46:42okay
00:46:47okay
00:46:48that body should come with a warning label
00:46:56uh
00:47:03better not
00:47:04look at me
00:47:18you made this mess
00:47:19you clean it up
00:47:21uh
00:47:23where are you going
00:47:24oh i'm just
00:47:25just gonna go take a cold shower
00:47:28you know
00:47:28put out the
00:47:30fire you started
00:47:39if i'm the new design director
00:47:42candy
00:47:42better start packing up her desk
00:47:51i can't wait
00:47:52yeah
00:47:54what's going on here
00:47:55waiting for the new ceo
00:47:58obviously
00:47:59nova got bowed out yesterday
00:48:01where is his rich young and single
00:48:04i call dips
00:48:05oh claire
00:48:07don't forget your perfect gene baby bat with rider
00:48:11maybe
00:48:12maybe
00:48:12you could try your luck with the new ceo
00:48:14lots of old money there
00:48:16with a face like that
00:48:18land the ceo
00:48:19please
00:48:20what are you gonna do
00:48:21sneak into his bed and turkey base yourself
00:48:26i don't need to trap anyone rider
00:48:28unlike you
00:48:29i offer value all on my own
00:48:32oh please
00:48:33you have been so heartbroken
00:48:35you can't even manage a rebound
00:48:38what are you expecting immaculate conception
00:48:41i don't need divine conception
00:48:43and for all you know
00:48:44i'm already pregnant
00:48:46please
00:48:47okay
00:48:48keep
00:48:59welcome to nova mr reed
00:49:05your overall health looks fine
00:49:07but your amh levels are low
00:49:09meaning your ovarian reserves
00:49:11are below average for your age
00:49:14um
00:49:16will that make it hard to get pregnant
00:49:18not always
00:49:19but if you want children
00:49:21i would recommend you start trying soon
00:49:24soon
00:49:25how soon
00:49:27ideally within three months
00:49:31oh my god
00:49:34sweetheart
00:49:35don't cry
00:49:38having you was the best thing i ever did
00:49:42well
00:49:43i just hope
00:49:44you'll have children of your own one day
00:49:47after i'm gone
00:49:48yeah
00:49:51i promise
00:49:53i love you so much
00:49:56i love you sweetie
00:49:58i have always wanted kids
00:50:01maybe it's time
00:50:18oh
00:50:22i'm so sorry
00:50:23i'm so sorry
00:50:24i was
00:50:25i think that's fine
00:50:27hey i'm sorry
00:50:35didn't see that coming
00:50:37handsome guy
00:50:39unexpected kiss
00:50:45are you okay
00:50:49okay
00:50:56well well
00:50:58if it isn't my
00:50:59perfect innocent ex
00:51:00what's the occasion
00:51:02are you pregnant too
00:51:05i'm not as efficient
00:51:07as you writer
00:51:08we broke up what
00:51:09three months ago
00:51:10and candy is six months along
00:51:12impressive timeline
00:51:14oh please
00:51:16you couldn't keep a man
00:51:17let alone raise a kid
00:51:20or
00:51:20are you here to raid the sperm bank
00:51:23and diy a family
00:51:27get that back
00:51:29yes
00:51:30if you're not married by 30
00:51:32you can the trust
00:51:33and the company
00:51:34go to your brother
00:51:34it's final
00:51:35look mom
00:51:36seriously
00:51:42low amh
00:51:44diminished ovarian reserve
00:51:45recommended to start trying
00:51:46within three months
00:51:48oh
00:51:49for her
00:51:50for her
00:51:50wow
00:51:51looks like the golden goose
00:51:53is running out of eggs
00:51:54huh
00:51:55this is truly
00:51:56a plot twist
00:52:07i'm really worried about you claire
00:52:08i mean a girl with your
00:52:10history
00:52:11do you think you're going to be able to snag a sperm donor before your eggs are all dried up
00:52:14you're basically a clearance rack
00:52:17expired
00:52:17free
00:52:18and still no takers
00:52:20no taker
00:52:23you can rest assured
00:52:24i already have a boyfriend
00:52:26wait
00:52:27yeah
00:52:29mit
00:52:296-2
00:52:31iq off the charts
00:52:32trust fund air
00:52:33practically built for greatness
00:52:35way better
00:52:36than loser
00:52:38rider
00:52:40boyfriend
00:52:40ugh
00:52:41ew
00:52:42sure
00:52:43claire
00:52:44uh let me guess
00:52:45he lives in the canadian wilderness
00:52:47or some
00:52:48bullshit like that
00:52:50and the best thing of all
00:52:52he has the one thing you can't buy
00:52:54oh
00:52:55kindness
00:52:58funny
00:52:58you're funny
00:52:59how about we make a bet
00:53:01if you're not pregnant
00:53:03within say three months
00:53:04you have to admit the truth
00:53:06you were just a dried up old woman
00:53:09you have to admit it
00:53:10out loud
00:53:11and to the public
00:53:13oh baby you're bad
00:53:15love i'll end for you
00:53:17oh
00:53:19and if i win
00:53:21you stray through the office naked
00:53:22screaming
00:53:23screaming that you are nothing
00:53:24but a little slimy
00:53:26suck-up
00:53:26bitch boy
00:53:30deal
00:53:31game on
00:53:32miss
00:53:32nobody wants you
00:53:34nobody wants you
00:53:37oh my god
00:53:39what the fuck did i just do
00:53:42even
00:53:43the sperm banks
00:53:44are booked six months out
00:53:45and i only have three
00:53:47where the hell
00:53:48am i gonna find
00:53:48the perfect gene donor boyfriend
00:53:50oh god
00:53:51someone help me
00:53:53now that's interesting
00:53:57you know
00:53:59i think i could help with that
00:54:08ethan reed
00:54:09mit phd
00:54:11iq 200
00:54:12that's my medical report
00:54:14no genetic disorders
00:54:15clean family history
00:54:16i take every box
00:54:18on your donor wish list
00:54:22okay
00:54:23what's the catch
00:54:26you
00:54:26marry me
00:54:27contractually
00:54:28three months
00:54:28just long enough
00:54:29to shut my family up
00:54:30and lock in my inheritance
00:54:32and in return
00:54:33you get my sperm
00:54:35and we get you pregnant
00:54:36just in time
00:54:37to win your little bet
00:54:39that's really all you want
00:54:40a paper marriage
00:54:42look
00:54:43claire
00:54:44i'm not looking for love
00:54:46i'm looking for efficiency
00:54:50honestly
00:54:51this
00:54:52might be the fastest route
00:54:54to motherhood
00:54:57all right
00:54:57deal
00:55:07boss
00:55:10prenuptial agreement
00:55:17thanks
00:55:19okay
00:55:20three rounds of artificial insemination
00:55:22temporary cohabitation
00:55:24to keep up party appearances
00:55:25contract terminates
00:55:27after three months
00:55:30i'd like to add one more term
00:55:31oh
00:55:33financial independence
00:55:34i don't want anyone thinking
00:55:36i'm some gold digger
00:55:39fair enough
00:55:40if that's what you want
00:55:41i'm in
00:55:43great
00:55:43great
00:55:44thank you
00:55:49lovely
00:55:50excuse me
00:55:51mr reed
00:55:52are you ready to head
00:55:53into the collection room
00:55:54for your specimen
00:55:58sure
00:56:00good luck
00:56:01thank you
00:56:06mrs reed
00:56:07would you like to go in with him
00:56:09show him a little
00:56:10support
00:56:10oh no
00:56:12i'm actually
00:56:12oh
00:56:12no no
00:56:13excuse me
00:56:14i
00:56:15oh
00:56:16oh no
00:56:17excuse me
00:56:24hey
00:56:24hey
00:56:26need any
00:56:27uh
00:56:28help
00:56:29with that
00:56:30oh
00:56:31and um
00:56:33how pray tell
00:56:34do you plan on
00:56:35helping me
00:56:36no
00:56:37um
00:56:37mrs reed
00:56:50i did not mean
00:56:52that i was gonna
00:56:55oh my god
00:56:57shut up
00:56:58shut up
00:56:58shut up
00:56:58please
00:56:59how do you turn this off
00:57:00um
00:57:00claire
00:57:01shut up
00:57:02how do i make this stop
00:57:04for the night with god
00:57:05this is so crazy
00:57:06um
00:57:13like that
00:57:17um
00:57:18you should probably
00:57:19get started
00:57:20i probably should
00:57:21yeah
00:57:22i'm gonna
00:57:23i'm gonna wait outside
00:57:24be my guest
00:57:25okay
00:57:26bye
00:57:32adorable
00:57:41enjoying yourself
00:57:43doctor
00:57:44thank you mr reed
00:57:45of course
00:57:45we'll begin shortly
00:57:46you can wait outside
00:57:47okay
00:57:49if you need anything just
00:57:52yell for me
00:57:59yeah
00:58:03boss
00:58:04you married somewhere
00:58:05out of the blue
00:58:05feels a little impulsive
00:58:07even for you
00:58:09no
00:58:10it's not impulsive
00:58:12actually she's
00:58:14i don't know
00:58:14she's
00:58:15interesting
00:58:19anyways
00:58:20what'd you find
00:58:21mrs reed
00:58:22has been working
00:58:22as a designer
00:58:23at nova
00:58:24her ex
00:58:25cheated on her
00:58:26with his boss
00:58:27candy ashford
00:58:28miss ashford's
00:58:30been making her life
00:58:31hell ever since
00:58:32just last week
00:58:33she killed
00:58:35mrs reed's proposal
00:58:36said it wasn't
00:58:37feminine enough
00:58:39bye nova
00:58:41make claire
00:58:42the new design director
00:58:44wait
00:58:44seriously
00:58:45yeah
00:58:46look our marriage
00:58:48may have
00:58:48a deadline
00:58:49but she's
00:58:51still my wife
00:58:51anyone mistreating
00:58:53my wife
00:58:53is mistreating
00:58:54me
00:58:55i'm just dead
00:58:56sir
00:58:56now
00:58:57go get the car
00:58:58ready
00:58:58we have to go
00:58:59meet mom
00:59:00copy
00:59:08hello
00:59:08mr reed
00:59:10the procedure
00:59:10went smoothly
00:59:11we'll know in four weeks
00:59:12if it was successful
00:59:13oh wonderful
00:59:14thank you
00:59:20thank you so much
00:59:22mr reed
00:59:23i might actually
00:59:24get to be a mom
00:59:25now
00:59:26of course
00:59:27but um
00:59:30you know
00:59:30we are married
00:59:32now
00:59:32and you are my wife
00:59:34call me ethan
00:59:36fake wife
00:59:39remember
00:59:41right
00:59:43so
00:59:44ethan
00:59:45you've done your part
00:59:47when do i get to do mine
00:59:48right now
00:59:50we're about to go meet my mother
00:59:53okay
00:59:58mother
00:59:59this is
01:00:01my wife
01:00:02claire
01:00:03claire
01:00:04my mother
01:00:05nora
01:00:06nora
01:00:07it's so lovely
01:00:08to meet you
01:00:08hi
01:00:16oh
01:00:17sweetie
01:00:17i've been looking forward
01:00:19to this for so long
01:00:21and you rascal
01:00:22so this is why
01:00:23you kept dodging
01:00:24all my matchmaking
01:00:25attempts
01:00:27uh
01:00:28yeah
01:00:28i'll
01:00:29i'll explain that
01:00:30eventually
01:00:31of course
01:00:32wouldn't want everyone
01:00:33your wedding night
01:00:35come byron
01:00:37they have a mission
01:00:38making me a grandchild
01:00:41don't have too much fun
01:00:44no
01:00:45okay
01:00:51it's my mother
01:00:52yeah
01:00:55uh
01:00:58sorry for driving here
01:01:00without having a chance
01:01:01to pack
01:01:09this should do for now
01:01:10right
01:01:11thanks
01:01:12of course
01:01:16i'll go and
01:01:17make something to eat
01:01:20make yourself at home
01:01:28oh my god
01:01:29even his cologne
01:01:31is perfect
01:01:32i mean my knees
01:01:33are actually weak
01:01:35too bad
01:01:35it's just temporary
01:01:36three months
01:01:37and that is it
01:01:38god
01:01:39get a grip
01:01:40what am i doing
01:01:43uh
01:01:44what are you making
01:01:45uh
01:01:52i'm
01:01:59i'm
01:02:01making something
01:02:02this
01:02:02chun
01:02:08oh my god
01:02:10i just got promoted
01:02:11design director i start tomorrow
01:02:13oh my god
01:02:13oh god
01:02:16oh shit
01:02:17i am so sorry
01:02:18i do not do that
01:02:19no no no it's fine
01:02:19no really it's
01:02:23oh claire
01:02:24uh yeah
01:02:25um
01:02:26claire be careful
01:02:27please
01:02:27no it's fine
01:02:28there's just a huge thing
01:02:29that i'm trying to do
01:02:29no claire you don't under
01:02:30oh
01:02:32oh
01:02:37careful
01:02:40claire
01:02:41you are
01:02:42you are
01:02:42playing with fire
01:02:43mrs reed
01:02:46holy shit
01:02:47yep
01:02:48definitely hard
01:02:49and
01:02:50definitely huge
01:02:52oh jeez
01:02:53i
01:02:53i um
01:02:54no it's not
01:02:55really
01:03:01okay
01:03:02that body
01:03:04should come
01:03:04with a warning label
01:03:31you made this mess
01:03:33you clean it up
01:03:35uh
01:03:36where are you going
01:03:37oh
01:03:38i'm just
01:03:39i'm just gonna go take a cold shower
01:03:41you know
01:03:42put out the
01:03:43fire you started
01:03:53if i'm the new design director
01:03:55candy
01:03:56better start packing up her desk
01:04:05i can't wait
01:04:06yeah
01:04:07what's going on here
01:04:09waiting for the new ceo
01:04:12obviously
01:04:12nova got bowed out yesterday
01:04:14where is his rich
01:04:16young and single
01:04:17i call dips
01:04:19oh claire
01:04:20don't forget your
01:04:22perfect gene baby
01:04:24bat with rider
01:04:25maybe
01:04:26maybe
01:04:26you could try your luck
01:04:27with the new ceo
01:04:28lots of old money there
01:04:30with a face like that
01:04:31land the ceo
01:04:33please
01:04:34what are you gonna do
01:04:35sneak into his bed
01:04:35and turkey base yourself
01:04:40i don't need to trap
01:04:41anyone rider
01:04:42unlike you
01:04:43i offer value
01:04:44all on my own
01:04:46oh please
01:04:47you have been so heartbroken
01:04:49you can't even manage
01:04:50a rebound
01:04:51what are you expecting
01:04:52immaculate conception
01:04:54i don't need
01:04:56divine conception
01:04:56and for all you know
01:04:58i'm already pregnant
01:05:00please
01:05:01i have
01:05:13welcome to nova mr reed
01:05:16thank you
01:05:16you
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