00:01Coming soon, not to a theater near you.
00:35Coming soon, not to a theater near you.
00:40Can I get another drink, waiter?
00:43It's happy hour here in New York City.
00:51Yeah, another Jack and Brandy, please.
00:54It's Christmas.
01:00Another day, watching my dreams.
01:05She left me.
01:06She took me for everything I had.
01:10Oh, sounds kind of sad.
01:12Would you like another drink, sir?
01:16Might as well.
01:17I could see, once I could feel, now I am numb, I've become unreal.
01:28Coming this summer, a man drinks at a bar, but it gives a little nice twist because you
01:37got the Christmas music in the background.
01:40Doesn't it make it Christmassy?
01:41Yes, it does.
01:43Let's get back to it, guys.
01:49One man, one bartender, coming this summer.
01:57Coming soon, not to a theater near you.
02:02Oh, I'm so sorry.
02:06I'm so sorry.
02:08I am Dracula.
02:17I have come for your Dracula.
02:26Dracula, who roams the night.
02:31We don't need no trust control.
02:38Happy Halloween.
02:44Dracula.
02:45Dracula.
02:47Dracula.
02:51Dracula, please.
02:55No, Dracula.
02:57No.
03:00Dracula.
03:01No.
03:03Dracula.
03:06Dracula.
03:15Coming soon to theaters
03:17A new Dracula
03:21A new vision
03:23Of the Dracula tale
03:26Continues
03:35Dracula
03:36Dracula you say
03:40Coming for you
03:42I'm counting
03:46Dracula
03:47Roams the night
03:54Coming soon
03:56Not to a theater near you
04:05Looky Dracula is coming for you
04:07It's another time
04:09For me to come to you
04:12Just lay on the bed
04:13Yes
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04:19The best
04:20Revolutionary music
04:22Yes
04:22This is the music
04:23Of revolutionary
04:24Of course
04:30Cruise back
04:31Sit back
04:31Lay back
04:32You're with Dracula
04:34On the next
04:39This is a mix
04:41Mixy mixy
04:43Oh yes
04:44Your time
04:45Was the rush
04:46Yes
04:47Oh gosh
04:48Oh yes
04:49I'm a dog
04:50I'm a camel
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04:52Or something
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04:57Girl
04:58Cause we can do it
05:00On a budget
05:01Or something
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05:04Shorty
05:05I think I see you
05:06From a ways
05:07From a ways
05:08You look really
05:09Really
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05:09Oh
05:11I don't want to finish
05:12The sentence
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05:15Was the rush
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05:29Take your time
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05:47Coming soon
05:49Not to a theater
05:50Near you
05:54Once upon a time
05:58In a far land
06:00Away
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06:32Hey but how you doing
06:33Today
06:33The problem is
06:34That I wanted to
06:35Put on a shirt
06:36Pinto Panto
06:38I wanted to
06:38Write it on a shirt
06:39Like in a sharpie
06:40But they told me
06:41No
06:41They told me
06:42That they do it
06:42More professional
06:43They make it
06:44Like a screen print
06:44And they put it
06:45On the paper
06:46To make it
06:47Like on the t-shirt
06:48I like it
06:49That idea
06:50Me and line
06:52Hey Arturo
06:53Hey
06:54Bingo
06:55We walking
06:56Look
06:57And when we walk
06:58We walk like
06:58Side to side
06:59Like looking like
06:59The minions
07:00Connected with like
07:01A penguin
07:01Or something
07:02Anyways
07:03Hey Arturo
07:03Come over here
07:04Hey you going to
07:05The dry cleaner
07:06To clean
07:07The dry cleaner
07:08My clothes
07:08Are dirty
07:09Because I be
07:09Working
07:10And the clothes
07:10Are dirty
07:12Oh wait a minute
07:13They changed
07:14What do you mean
07:15Arturo
07:15What are you talking
07:16About
07:16I went to
07:17Cleaning places
07:18I went to
07:19Cleaning places
07:20And you put
07:21The clothes
07:21The dirty
07:22And wash
07:23Wash
07:23Wash
07:24And put
07:25The wash
07:26Always put
07:26In the coin
07:27Always put
07:28In the coin
07:28In the wash
07:29Or coin
07:29In the wash
07:30Coin
07:30Washy
07:31Coin
07:31Washy
07:31Coin
07:31Washy
07:32Coin
07:32Washy
07:32Coin
07:32Washy
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07:34Put the coin
07:35In the wash
07:35But no
07:36No washy
07:36Now
07:37No coin
07:37Washy
07:38Now
07:38Because
07:39No coin
07:39What do you mean
07:41No coin
07:42No coin
07:43No coin
07:43Because now
07:43They do it like
07:45Like a credit card
07:46You have to say
07:46Like a swipe
07:47A credit card
07:47To use
07:49The wash
07:49And dryer
07:49They do not
07:50Do it like
07:51The coins
07:51No more
07:52Like a long time
07:53Oh
07:56Arturo
07:57Bring the debit card
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08:01Near you
08:02Ijole rice and beans
08:04That's
08:05Ijole
08:05Rice and beans
08:06Dot com
08:08Ijole
08:10Kind of sounds
08:11Like that
08:12Commercial
08:13Long time ago
08:13Of the alpine hills
08:16Something like
08:17Nicola
08:18Coming soon
08:20Not to a theater
08:21Near you
08:22In abrupt halt
08:24From the producers
08:25That brought you
08:26In abrupt halt
08:27Bring you
08:28Get on
08:30Rundown
08:34When a thug
08:35Wants to smoke weed
08:37But doesn't have
08:37The rappers
08:39To smoke the pot in
08:40He sorts out
08:43Ways to grab
08:44Ways to grab
08:45And he doesn't
08:46Have any forms
08:46Of paper
08:47So the only
08:48Section of paper
08:49That he can form
08:49Is
08:52There's a bible
08:53Right next to him
08:53He takes a paper
08:55Out of the
08:55Bible book
08:57And wraps it
08:58And so he grabs
08:59The weed
09:00From the producers
09:01That brought you
09:02Unholy weed
09:03And above the air
09:06And God
09:10Resurrected
09:11In the ghetto
09:13This summer
09:14Coming
09:16I just want to
09:17Get high
09:19And I don't know
09:19How to smoke
09:22Look
09:22There's a bible book
09:23Quick
09:24Grab a paper
09:24From there
09:26Roll up the weed
09:28And get high
09:29Like God
09:30Coming soon
09:31Not to a theater
09:32Near you
09:39Coming soon
09:40Not to a theater
09:42Near you
09:42Ijole rice and beans
09:43That's
09:44Ijole rice and beans
09:45Dot com
09:48Ijole
09:50Kind of sounds
09:51Like that
09:52Commercial
09:52Long time ago
09:53Of the alpine hills
09:55Something like
09:57Nicola
09:58Coming soon
09:59Not to a theater
10:01Near you
10:02Let's play a game
10:04The rules of the game
10:05Are as follows
10:07Here we go
10:08Are you ready
10:09You may need a pen and pencil
10:11To write this down
10:12Or maybe not
10:14Here it is
10:15Here are the rules
10:16For the
10:16Just do
10:17Just say the rules
10:18To the game
10:18Whoa
10:20Where did you come from
10:21This is a one person
10:22Commercial
10:23I don't understand
10:24Why there's other voices
10:25In this commercial
10:27Dude
10:28Because I'm recording
10:29You
10:29Recording the commercial
10:33Oh
10:35Oh
10:37Oh
10:38Computer
10:39Not computing
10:40Oh
10:40Computer
10:41Not computing
10:43Anyways
10:44Okay
10:46Let's
10:47Begin
10:49The rules of this game
10:50Will be as follows
10:53Rapid fire
10:54Here we go
10:56It starts with
10:57One person says
10:58A voice
10:59Or like a
11:00A line of a voice
11:02The other person says
11:03A line of a voice
11:04And then the other person
11:06And the other person
11:06And then it just becomes a story
11:09So
11:09I will start it off
11:10Coming soon
11:11Not to a theater
11:12Near you
11:14Once upon a time
11:16Okay go
11:17Now you
11:18It's your next
11:18It's your turn
11:19Go ahead
11:20Once upon a time
11:21In the ghetto
11:29There was a thug
11:31That drove a car
11:36In the dark dusk of night
11:44As he glazes
11:45And stares
11:46At the moon
11:47Yo
11:48That's a motherfucking
11:50Badass looking moon
11:52Oh shit
11:55Watch out for that car
11:57Coming soon
11:58Not to a theater
12:00Near you
12:01You think you
12:02And your moon man
12:04Will come to earth
12:06And save the beloved earth
12:08Coming soon
12:10Not to a theater
12:11Near you
12:14From what the fuck
12:15Productions
12:17Coming soon
12:18Not to a theater
12:19Near you
12:22Yo am I
12:23Fucking tripping
12:26What the fuck
12:28From the producers
12:28That brought you
12:29This fucking movie
12:30What the fuck
12:32Coming soon
12:33Not to a theater
12:34Near you
12:37This message
12:38Is for the one
12:38Who is listening
12:40The one
12:41Who is listening
12:41This
12:44Is the topic
12:45Of
12:46The arthritis
12:48I mean
12:48Excuse me
12:49The Artemis
12:50Moon mission
12:51This is a very
12:53Important time
12:55In human history
12:56I don't care
12:57How much
12:58Gas they are spending
13:00Up there
13:01This is America
13:05Do you understand
13:07The severity
13:07Of the exploration
13:09In space
13:09I don't think
13:11You understand
13:11The exploration
13:12Of this
13:13But the
13:13The end
13:14Of this
13:14Exploration
13:14Of your
13:15But don't
13:15Do
13:22Bring
13:23Them
13:25Back
13:26For the sake
13:27Of the mission
13:31To the moon
13:32And back
13:35Coming soon
13:36Not to a theater
13:37Near you
13:43My baby
13:45Don't
13:45Not to
13:46Run
13:46Because
13:47She
13:47Was
13:48So
13:48It's
13:49I know
13:49For
13:50Sure
13:53I
13:54Thought
13:55She
13:55Really
13:56Want
13:56I
13:57Can't
13:57Stand
13:57To
13:58See
13:58Walk
13:59Out
13:59The
13:59Door
14:02How
14:04written
14:06And
14:06ahh
14:08Ahh
14:09late
14:09Patient
14:10Are
14:10Bad
14:10You
14:12Tony
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