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00:30My baby, I'm not sure why, because she lost me so.
00:35It's all love for sure.
00:40I thought she really wanted, but can't stand and see me walk out the door.
00:50Hey, oh.
00:55Hey, oh.
00:58Thank you for listening to my improvisation mixtape.
01:08My name is Raul Morales.
01:10I hope you enjoy these voices.
01:12Voices.
01:13Voices.
01:14Voices.
01:15Voices.
01:17My baby don't mess around.
01:19The show starts in 3, 2, 1.
01:35There's a lady at the buffet right now.
01:43She didn't pay for the buffet now.
01:52Now the manager goes to talk to her.
02:00So she stuffs the food inside her purse.
02:10Now she has the food inside her purse.
02:19It's eating at the buffet right.
02:25She's like 800 pounds and she's at the buffet.
02:28And she put the food in her purse.
02:30And this is a professional recording of the Naval Academy.
02:39This is an actual recording from a re-released professional Navy boat captain.
02:49May we hear the audio please?
02:53Bummer, bummer down.
02:54Please bummer, bummer down.
02:55I have permission.
02:56I have permission.
02:56Bummer down.
02:57Bummer down.
02:58Oh my gosh.
02:58Bummer down.
02:59Bummer down.
03:00Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.
03:01Burn down.
03:02Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.
03:03Burn down.
03:05Okay.
03:06Stop the video please.
03:07I thought this was a professional Navy recording for the Navy captains.
03:13Go, go, go.
03:15Sinking water.
03:15Tanker down.
03:16Tanker down.
03:17Sinking water.
03:17Water going down.
03:18Oh gosh.
03:19Looking like Titanic.
03:20I feel like Leonardo DiCaprio right now.
03:22Water going down.
03:23Sinking, sinking.
03:24Oh no.
03:25Sinking, sinking, sinking, sinking, sinking.
03:31I got someone special that wants to speak to you.
03:35Oh Mr. Friendly.
03:37Yeah?
03:38Come over here for a second.
03:43Everything's great when you speak to Mr. Friendly.
03:48When life sends you lemons, you take the whole tree.
03:56Because here at Happy World, sing, sing, sing.
04:14Will there be juice boxes?
04:17Will there?
04:19Will there be juice boxes there?
04:26Everybody, welcome.
04:27Let's meet Candy Pandy.
04:29Yes, everybody put pelvis push, pelvis push.
04:32Get in back of her and say Candy Pandy.
04:42Clap, clap your hands while you're hitting it from the back.
04:45This is Candy Pandy.
04:46She is the hottest girl in the world.
04:49Yeah man.
04:50So there's some new shit.
04:52That's better than that.
04:54Right, right, right.
04:55Oh what?
04:56Yeah, so there's some new shit that's hit the market.
05:02And not even Narcan.
05:07Narcan doesn't even work, man.
05:08So more like on the lines of like as if you start to go out on this shit, man.
05:16You're out.
05:18You're done.
05:20You down for me to call Fast Eddie?
05:32There's some new shit.
05:34Wow.
05:34I gotta defend nothing.
05:35There's some new shit that's worse than that, right?
05:38Wow.
05:39So there's this new shit that like, um.
05:41Tell me, tell me.
05:43What?
05:43Wow.
05:44Not, not even, uh.
05:46Wow.
05:47Say it.
05:48What?
05:49Narcan?
05:49Doesn't work.
05:50Shit, dude.
05:51So like, more along the lines of if you start to go out on this shit, you're out.
05:57Dang.
05:58There's some new shit.
05:59Oh shit.
06:00It's worse than that.
06:00What?
06:01What?
06:01So there's, I gotta defend nothing.
06:03It's not a defense.
06:04You know.
06:05So do you want me to call Fast Eddie so we can like, get this party started?
06:12Hey, I just want to introduce you to my friend real quick.
06:14He has a couple questions for you.
06:16Hey friend, come over here for a second and ask him a question.
06:19I want to give this one out to the guy who cut me off in the gangbang.
06:23I'm coming after you.
06:26This song's about getting dragged by a fucking truck.
06:29It's called dragged by a truck.
06:35All right, time to exit, guys.
06:36Let's go grab everything.
06:37Let's get the hell out of here.
06:38All right.
06:40Oh yeah, yeah.
06:41It's time.
06:41Let's go.
06:42Come on, guys.
06:42Everybody out of here, please.
06:45I don't want to get this one out to the...
06:51My baby, I'm not sure why, because she wants me so.
06:56It's a love for sure.
07:01I thought she really wanted.
07:04I can't stand to see me walk out the door.
07:12Hey, oh.
07:16I can't stand to see me walk out the door.
07:18I can't stand to see me walk out the door.
07:18I can't stand to see me walk out the door.
07:18I can't stand to see me walk out the door.
07:18I can't stand to see you walk out the door.
07:18I can't stand to see you walk out the door.
07:19I can't stand to see you walk out the door.
07:19I can't stand to see you walk out the door.
07:20I can't stand to see you walk out the door.
07:20I can't stand to see you walk out the door.
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