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Chained to My Nemesis
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00:00:06get me another drink nerd I'm the gardener not your servant
00:00:14hey chat I am here with my favorite boo and Forbes most eligible heir
00:00:19Shane DeVere Shane is set to inherit seven billion dollars how does that make you feel Shane
00:00:30Shane DeVere hold my beer you knucklehead this textbook cost me a hundred fifty dollars
00:00:44don't call me that I'm your boss okay well maybe don't act like one
00:01:03this is a hundred fifty dollar book I hate him and Rachel and all his other entitled books
00:01:17Shane you and master Shane used to be so close
00:01:27but I didn't get you anything
00:01:36for you for being my friend
00:01:41always
00:01:45yeah that was before when he had a heart
00:01:49you know I'd quit if I didn't need the money for call
00:01:53what have I told you I know of a way to have your tuition paid in full
00:02:03so what did Graham Graham leave me
00:02:06to Conrad my oldest and worst son the yacht is yours go take it somewhere that tolerates you
00:02:16that's it a boat
00:02:20and to Shane my only grandchild you get everything else
00:02:26if you can pass this simple test test
00:02:31from the day your parents died in that accident you squandered your potential on parties hearts
00:02:39you need humbling if you can survive one week handcuffed to someone with more responsibility I'll leave you everything if
00:02:49not your uncle Conrad gets it all
00:02:53handcuffed is that even legal if you don't like it I'll happily take the inheritance off your hand who am
00:02:59I handcuffed to for a week do I get to choose I mean is she at least hot
00:03:02Miss Devere chose the candidate she agreed to participate on the condition that some of the money goes toward her
00:03:08biology degree
00:03:10you don't mean
00:03:22oh shit
00:03:25ow
00:03:26don't be such a baby
00:03:28why are you always the worst
00:03:35from this point on you'll have one hour of alone time per day
00:03:38that's one hour
00:03:40total
00:03:40so time your bathroom breaks
00:03:43accordingly
00:03:44and if the timer runs out
00:03:46you lose and I get everything
00:03:51don't mess this up for me
00:03:53yeah I wouldn't hold my breath there garden girl
00:03:56the challenge begins
00:03:58now
00:04:02hey no
00:04:03no
00:04:04you would seriously throw your inheritance away just to spite me
00:04:08do you want to watch me change
00:04:10look
00:04:11unlike you
00:04:12I have a life
00:04:13and I planned on partying tonight
00:04:15five minutes to change
00:04:17six tops
00:04:18don't follow me
00:04:19bye bye
00:04:34whoa
00:04:34privacy
00:04:38you're still not dressed
00:04:39we're only down to 15 minutes of free time
00:04:43a good fit takes some time
00:04:45look this challenge is bullshit anyway okay
00:04:48I'm gonna hire my own lawyer and fight this
00:04:50lawyer
00:04:51with what inheritance
00:04:53listen you privileged troglodyte
00:04:55I can't think of anything worse than being chained to you
00:04:58but my tuition
00:04:59my dreams
00:05:00are on the line
00:05:02no
00:05:02you listen
00:05:04dirt
00:05:04girl
00:05:06I'm going out
00:05:07so either you can come with me or
00:05:13seems you don't have a choice
00:05:18come on Tessie
00:05:20deep down in that cold
00:05:21cage of the heart
00:05:22is a fun-loving girl
00:05:24just yearning to be free
00:05:25hmm
00:05:27fine
00:05:27but don't call me Tessie
00:05:29yes
00:05:30oh my god I could kiss you right now
00:05:32unless you want me going
00:05:33tits out
00:05:34oh my god
00:05:35we're gonna have to uncut for a second okay
00:05:37bye bye
00:05:39fine
00:05:39but I'm giving you
00:05:41one minute
00:05:42one
00:05:44and your fly is down
00:05:54shiny baby
00:05:55you made it
00:05:57here we're taking shots
00:06:00mmm
00:06:01amen
00:06:02thanks
00:06:04ew
00:06:05what's your gardener doing here
00:06:07she smells like manure
00:06:09believe me
00:06:10it wasn't my choice
00:06:13oh my god
00:06:15you kinky boy
00:06:17is that a present for later
00:06:19or
00:06:23what the shit shame
00:06:25that's not what this is
00:06:27okay
00:06:27gram gram's will
00:06:28had this dumb stipulation
00:06:32what
00:06:32you got tired of dry humping trees
00:06:34you had to go and steal my boyfriend
00:06:36Rachel
00:06:37I'm not interested in him
00:06:38oh really
00:06:39you used to be
00:06:40what changed
00:06:45I have no idea what you're talking about
00:06:48don't play dumb
00:06:49I've seen you get jealous
00:06:51when I kiss him
00:06:52no I
00:06:54boyfriend
00:06:55you know since when
00:06:57I said I wanted to keep things flexible
00:06:59remember
00:07:00oh
00:07:02guess being chained to his gardener
00:07:04is better than being
00:07:04Rachel Wexler's
00:07:06Netflix and chill
00:07:10Rachel
00:07:10stop
00:07:13oh
00:07:14oh
00:07:15shit
00:07:18did you just
00:07:19break up with her for me
00:07:21you didn't have to do that
00:07:22now Rachel had her chance
00:07:23to make it official with me
00:07:24but
00:07:24she didn't
00:07:26don't worry
00:07:26she'll get bored
00:07:27hit me up for a quickie
00:07:29she always does
00:07:29you wanna talk about that
00:07:31I wanna dance
00:07:32let's dance
00:07:35with me
00:07:36am I chained to anyone else
00:07:38here
00:07:41drink this
00:07:42it'll help
00:07:43bottoms up
00:07:44come on
00:07:45go
00:07:47go
00:07:47go
00:07:47go
00:07:48go
00:07:48go
00:07:48go
00:07:49go
00:07:49go
00:07:49go
00:07:49oh my god
00:07:51oh my god
00:07:53what is that
00:07:53motor oil
00:07:54fine
00:07:54more for me
00:07:57god
00:08:00now let's dance
00:08:05oh you're not having fun
00:08:06come on
00:08:07come on
00:08:07wait you gotta move in there
00:08:11can you move walk
00:08:12no
00:08:13oh
00:08:13oh
00:08:14get some every time
00:08:15what am I giving you the ick
00:08:19ah
00:08:21ah
00:08:22ah
00:08:22ah
00:08:22there it is
00:08:23you know what
00:08:24I miss that smile
00:08:24it seems your caged heart
00:08:26opens to the power of dance
00:08:27the dance
00:08:28well I'm laughing
00:08:30because you're actually
00:08:30being redance
00:08:31yes
00:08:33get it
00:08:33like we're big
00:08:34you are embarrassing yourself
00:08:39take my hands
00:08:40cuffs and all
00:08:41come on
00:08:42now you gotta do
00:08:44just move your feet
00:08:46left to right
00:08:47there you go
00:08:47uh huh
00:08:48feel the music
00:08:49is it just me
00:08:50or did they look like
00:08:51they're a couple
00:09:04you're in the mud
00:09:04for it
00:09:05watch out
00:09:13whoa
00:09:24was too necessary
00:09:26you want to slum it
00:09:27with the help
00:09:28that's fine by me
00:09:30but let me know
00:09:31when you want someone
00:09:32in your own tax bracket
00:09:37let's go
00:09:41let's freaking party
00:09:42woo
00:09:48did you see that
00:09:49shane
00:09:49she was pissed
00:09:50shane i think we should go
00:09:52all my friends are here
00:09:53i want you to take me home
00:09:54come on
00:09:55let's stay
00:09:56shane let's go
00:09:57i want to go
00:09:58come on
00:09:58you're having so much fun
00:10:03okay come on
00:10:06tessie
00:10:06you're so messy
00:10:09but not as much as me
00:10:10because i saved you
00:10:12yeah so funny
00:10:13okay uh stop
00:10:15you need to take a shower
00:10:16or you're all sticky
00:10:16i would but um
00:10:20shit
00:10:21okay come on
00:10:23bathroom
00:10:24i'm hungry
00:10:24oh bathroom
00:10:29i'm hungry
00:10:30keep your eyes
00:10:32on the wall
00:10:33yeah
00:10:34i'm going
00:10:44thank you
00:10:45yeah
00:10:47get off
00:10:48come
00:10:49yeah
00:10:49yeah
00:10:53turn around
00:10:54okay
00:11:01i need to grab this
00:11:03take the soap
00:11:03i need to grab the soap
00:11:04jeez
00:11:05i need to grab it too
00:11:07get it
00:11:08can you get it
00:11:09yeah
00:11:17are you looking
00:11:19nope
00:11:19no
00:11:20no no
00:11:21i mean
00:11:21yeah
00:11:22i would never do that
00:11:23i would never do that
00:11:24um
00:11:24hey uh
00:11:26tessa
00:11:26do you mind getting my back
00:11:28i mean i would do it myself
00:11:29but uh
00:11:30the thing is like
00:11:31way on your side
00:11:32so
00:11:35yeah
00:11:35yeah for sure
00:11:36i can
00:11:37it's fucked
00:11:38i have uh
00:11:39sensitive skin
00:11:41okay princess
00:11:42thank you
00:11:43nice nice
00:11:44can you go uh
00:11:46just a little lower
00:11:47for me
00:11:49lower
00:11:51uh-huh
00:11:52a little bit lower
00:11:56uh don't be shy
00:11:57a little lower
00:11:59you know
00:12:00you're enjoying
00:12:01you're enjoying this
00:12:02a bit too
00:12:05lunch
00:12:12uh
00:12:16seems like the timer reset
00:12:17midnight
00:12:17these things are really
00:12:18starting to get on my nerves
00:12:19i'm gonna go
00:12:20here you go
00:12:21for you
00:12:21yeah
00:12:22okay
00:12:22see you out there
00:12:24oh no
00:12:25oh
00:12:26now i'm here
00:12:27y'all
00:12:28helps in the shower
00:12:29you have to
00:12:31you have to
00:12:32you have to
00:12:32you have to
00:12:32you have to
00:12:33you have to
00:12:33come on
00:12:33come on
00:12:46what?
00:12:49um
00:12:49i was thinking
00:12:50we should probably
00:12:51sleep in separate beds
00:12:52so
00:12:52you should probably
00:12:53ask edmund
00:12:54for a spare cot
00:12:55it's midnight
00:12:56he's definitely sleeping
00:13:00uh
00:13:01what are you doing?
00:13:02making sure nothing
00:13:03untoward happens
00:13:04untoward
00:13:05yeah
00:13:05your virginity's safe
00:13:10don't you have pajamas?
00:13:13you're lucky
00:13:14i'm even covering up
00:13:15here
00:13:16oh
00:13:17okay
00:13:23annoying
00:13:31here you go
00:13:33ow
00:13:36shane
00:13:37you only tried to kiss me
00:13:38because you're drunk
00:13:39right?
00:13:47yeah
00:13:48i thought so
00:13:49i have a
00:13:50i
00:13:51no
00:13:51i
00:13:51i
00:13:51i
00:14:16i
00:14:19i
00:14:19i
00:14:19i
00:14:24I'm hung over, okay? Just let me sleep.
00:14:27Sorry. Some of us work for a living.
00:14:34Great. Now it's lopsided.
00:14:43What?
00:14:44Did you know there's a beehive over there?
00:14:47Oh, okay. Don't go near that tree. I don't have my EpiPen if you piss off the bees.
00:14:52You're allergic? Just tell Edmund he'll call an exterminator.
00:14:56No, it's okay. They only attack if you get too close. I mean, how would you feel if someone invaded
00:15:00your personal space, hmm?
00:15:09Ooh, am I dreaming? Who is that smoke shell?
00:15:17I'm going to knock you out if you don't quit tugging.
00:15:29Thank you. Finally being helpful for once?
00:15:36Shane? Shane!
00:15:44Hi.
00:15:45Hi.
00:15:46What's your name, Dream Babe?
00:15:50Oh, it's you.
00:15:53Meet Melody.
00:15:54Hey, consider her your prize for failing the handcuff challenge.
00:15:59I'm sorry?
00:16:00I mean, wouldn't you rather be chained to her than our gardener?
00:16:03It's honestly beneath you.
00:16:05Don't talk about Tessa like that.
00:16:06I can manage the accounts for you, okay?
00:16:09And in return, I'll see to it that you're very well taken care of.
00:16:14Okay.
00:16:14Are you seriously trying to bribe him?
00:16:18Jesus, we're going to ace this challenge.
00:16:26Come on, let's go.
00:16:32Thanks, Edmund.
00:16:34Okay.
00:16:35We need to set some ground rules.
00:16:40First things first, separate beds.
00:16:43You move in your sleep and you snore.
00:16:45I do?
00:16:46And second of all, I need you to stop drinking and no going to parties.
00:16:51What?
00:16:51Your grandmother wanted to teach you responsibility.
00:16:54What good does it do if you can't even stop drinking for a week?
00:16:57At least moderate?
00:16:58My tuition is on the line.
00:17:01Fine.
00:17:02Fine.
00:17:03I won't drink and I won't go to parties.
00:17:07Good.
00:17:08Here.
00:17:09Sign.
00:17:27Huh?
00:17:29Look at this.
00:17:30The hell is wrong with you?
00:17:32I said no parties.
00:17:34No, no, no.
00:17:34You said I couldn't go to parties and technically, I mean.
00:17:40Okay.
00:17:40You seriously have to be the most egotistical, self-centered asshole in the entire world.
00:17:47I mean.
00:17:51Look at the mess your friends are making.
00:17:53Please, it's not like it's your job to clean it up.
00:17:56Yes, sir.
00:17:58That's only a job for the maids and I.
00:18:00See?
00:18:01Edmund gets it.
00:18:04Oh.
00:18:05No.
00:18:08Where are you going?
00:18:10To do my job?
00:18:11Gardening.
00:18:13And please, for me, no more drinks.
00:18:26What are you still doing here?
00:18:27I'm just enjoying your demise.
00:18:31And this smooth, 40-year-old Macallan scotch.
00:18:36You're a scotch man, right?
00:18:38Just like your dad.
00:18:41You know, my offer still stands.
00:18:44Want to care for a suit?
00:18:45You can try.
00:18:46It's delicious.
00:18:49Piss off.
00:18:55Get lost.
00:18:56Get out of here.
00:18:57Stop.
00:18:57I'm sorry.
00:18:58Move.
00:18:58Hey.
00:19:00Get out of here.
00:19:01Get out of here.
00:19:04Yeah.
00:19:06Yeah.
00:19:09Yeah, that's right.
00:19:10Leave, assholes.
00:19:13Oh, shit.
00:19:24Tessa, you still out here?
00:19:26Tessa.
00:19:33Tessa.
00:19:35Oh, shit.
00:19:36It'll be a bit.
00:19:36On to me, bathroom.
00:19:38Bathroom?
00:19:39Uh-huh.
00:19:39It's you.
00:19:48Hey.
00:19:50What the shit, man?
00:19:51Out now.
00:19:53Shane?
00:19:56It's okay.
00:19:58Ew.
00:19:59Get out.
00:20:00It's okay.
00:20:01It's okay.
00:20:02Come here.
00:20:05Oh, no.
00:20:07Did Poison Ivy drink too much?
00:20:09Get out.
00:20:09Wait.
00:20:10Shane?
00:20:11Shane, open the door.
00:20:14Stay with me, okay?
00:20:17Shane?
00:20:19Shane?
00:20:25Oh, shit.
00:20:27Oh, shit.
00:20:29Oh, shit.
00:20:30Oh, shit.
00:20:32Oh, shit.
00:20:33Oh, shit.
00:20:34Oh, shit.
00:20:43Oh, shit.
00:20:49Oh, shit.
00:20:54Oh, shit.
00:20:57Oh, shit.
00:21:02What's happening?
00:21:03Oh, shit.
00:21:03Oh, shit.
00:21:08Did you just kiss me?
00:21:09No.
00:21:12Yes, I mean, it was an accident.
00:21:2110-7.
00:21:25Get off of me!
00:21:36Hi.
00:21:36Hi.
00:21:37You okay?
00:21:38Awesome.
00:21:40I need to go back to my house to get some clothes.
00:21:43I mean, if you need a shirt, you can borrow one of mine?
00:21:47No.
00:21:48I prefer my own.
00:21:56How could I forget?
00:22:19So you watch Verticals?
00:22:22Here.
00:22:24Look, I don't want to hear it.
00:22:26I didn't say anything.
00:22:27Okay.
00:22:32Cover your eyeballs.
00:22:55Did you write this?
00:22:57Write what?
00:23:00Her fingers grazed the shaft of his mighty sword.
00:23:04It's so big, Lady Tassandra exclaimed.
00:23:07I can see why you need such big muscles to wield it.
00:23:10That's Shakespeare.
00:23:12Don't read that.
00:23:16Keep your eyes to yourself.
00:23:18Mm-hmm.
00:23:19I got it.
00:23:22Jeez.
00:23:33So why can't you swim?
00:23:35I just never learned.
00:23:36I'm busy studying the mating habits of marine animals.
00:23:39You know, they say experience is the best teacher.
00:23:42Just jump right on in.
00:23:43So.
00:23:44Is everything a joke to you?
00:23:46You know my friends?
00:23:47All of them?
00:23:47You have those, right?
00:23:49They think I'm really funny.
00:23:50Yeah, the ones you pity.
00:23:55There's so many bugs out here.
00:24:08You know, this is actually kind of hot.
00:24:12Oh, shit.
00:24:13You drew in here, too?
00:24:16Hey.
00:24:17It's really good.
00:24:18Stop.
00:24:18Why are you embarrassed?
00:24:19I think it's really good.
00:24:20Give it back.
00:24:21Please.
00:24:21No, no, no, no.
00:24:22You gotta tell me more.
00:24:23Shane, no.
00:24:24No.
00:24:24Shane, no.
00:24:28Easy.
00:24:28Easy.
00:24:29I'm drowning.
00:24:30Just enough.
00:24:30I'm drowning.
00:24:32Just enough.
00:24:33Yeah.
00:24:34Yeah.
00:24:35Something like that, right?
00:24:42What the hell?
00:24:45Rachel, what are you doing here?
00:24:48Shaney, baby.
00:24:49Same reason as usual.
00:24:50Come out of the pool and greet Mama properly.
00:24:59Hmm.
00:25:01Hmm.
00:25:03Still attached at the hip, I see.
00:25:05Garden girl, give us some space.
00:25:09Whatever you have to say in front of Tessa,
00:25:11you can say in front of me.
00:25:13Since when do you even know her name?
00:25:15Come on, Shane.
00:25:16Forget her.
00:25:18If you don't leave now, I'm going to call the butler.
00:25:21Edmund!
00:25:22Not so fast.
00:25:24What's this?
00:25:26Sir Sheenus the brawny.
00:25:30I'm going to love this.
00:25:32Stop.
00:25:33That's mine.
00:25:34Rachel, give it back.
00:25:35Hey, chat.
00:25:36Look at what I just found.
00:25:39Turns out Shane's gardener keeps a diary.
00:25:42Oh, my God.
00:25:44Is it just me?
00:25:47Or does Sir Sheenus look a bit familiar?
00:25:52Is that...
00:25:54me?
00:25:58It's nobody!
00:26:02Are you okay?
00:26:06I'll give you five minutes.
00:26:10Tessa, what are you...
00:26:11Tessa.
00:26:12Wait.
00:26:14I just want to talk.
00:26:22Why'd you do that?
00:26:23She's clearly hurt.
00:26:25I'm hurt.
00:26:26I miss you.
00:26:28You know, that's rich.
00:26:29You were just hooking up with a guy in my bed.
00:26:33I was just trying to make you jealous.
00:26:35I mean, come on.
00:26:37Isn't that why you've been hanging out with the Lorax?
00:26:40I've been thinking,
00:26:41I want to be something more serious with you.
00:26:44I know that's something you've always wanted.
00:27:11It's too late, Rachel.
00:27:26Of course he still likes her.
00:27:28He'd never like me.
00:27:29I'm just his gardener.
00:27:40This is a stupid boy.
00:27:41What am I doing?
00:27:56What?
00:27:58Hello?
00:28:00Is anyone there?
00:28:03Hello?
00:28:04Please!
00:28:07Please!
00:28:08Someone let me out!
00:28:08I'm gonna lose my tuition!
00:28:11Why would you suddenly want a relationship?
00:28:14And don't tell me it's despite Tessa.
00:28:16Of course not.
00:28:17Shane, I've always loved you,
00:28:19but you've always been so caught up on your ex.
00:28:21Hey, do not bring Natalie into this.
00:28:28Have you been distracting me?
00:28:36Oh, shit!
00:28:39Oh, that looks like it hurt.
00:28:40Bye!
00:28:41Bye!
00:28:43Bye!
00:28:44Bye!
00:28:44Bye!
00:28:45Bye!
00:28:45Bye!
00:28:46Bye!
00:28:46Bye!
00:28:51Bye!
00:28:53Bye!
00:28:54Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick!
00:28:56Oh, shit, that was close.
00:29:02Can I ask you something?
00:29:04How long ago did you write that story?
00:29:10oh god you must think i'm such a freak
00:29:15i started writing that back when we were kids and back when you were nicer but can we just like
00:29:22forget it okay i'm gonna show you something but you have to promise not to laugh
00:29:45okay i cannot believe i'm doing this
00:29:54one time when we were kids you uh gave me a flower okay i wanted to hold on to it
00:30:00i don't know why
00:30:01so i smashed it in these pages and i left this like really cool impression
00:30:05then anytime i saw a cool plant i would just
00:30:11anyway i don't know if you're gonna rewrite the adventures of sir shanius and princess
00:30:14jessandra but i don't know maybe we could do it in here
00:30:29i love you
00:30:33i'm sorry i no stop i used to but not anymore it was just back when we were kids it's
00:30:40just you showed
00:30:40me that really cute book and i we almost lost the challenge and then i kind of just got lost
00:30:44in the
00:30:44moment you know what i should go tessa it's no really uh just please shut it
00:30:51yep look at the time gotta go i gotta get ready
00:30:54for what you're not even wearing a watch yep let's go
00:31:05so you take classes at night yeah i work during the day every day
00:31:13why are you so shocked i literally work in your family's garden
00:31:16as you can see here the male anglerfish attaches itself to the backside of the females
00:31:23merging its bodies with her until they become one
00:31:28see
00:31:32is that heading a little too close to home
00:31:36no i have to go to the bathroom
00:31:38now
00:31:54are you done this is so gross
00:31:56yeah well it's not my fault that all the bathrooms were closed just
00:32:01keep an eye out while i zip up
00:32:03oh trust my eyes are anywhere else
00:32:07hey
00:32:07no
00:32:10look i don't care what kind of kinks you're into
00:32:12but this campus is a place of learning
00:32:14i'm calling this in
00:32:15tessa tell me your pants are almost up
00:32:18they're up
00:32:19okay
00:32:19hey look uh homeless
00:32:21oh no
00:32:29stop stop
00:32:31i don't run this much
00:32:32oh yeah
00:32:34i guess i don't either
00:32:36oh
00:32:38hey um
00:32:41i'm sorry about how i reacted earlier when you said that you
00:32:44please
00:32:44please don't
00:32:46no i'm sorry i was just being dumb i
00:32:47you're not dumb stop saying that
00:32:49it's obvious to anyone who's met you that you're really smart
00:32:52why's no one ever told me that
00:32:54because you surround yourself with idiots and insecure assholes
00:33:00true
00:33:02look
00:33:03i'm really sorry i said i loved you
00:33:05tessa
00:33:06i used to
00:33:08back when we were kids
00:33:10i miss that
00:33:12i miss us
00:33:18just
00:33:20be honest and tell me
00:33:21do you
00:33:25think there's a chance we could ever have that again
00:33:28do we really have to hate each other shane
00:33:32for you
00:33:33for being my friend
00:33:37always
00:33:39shane arthur de vere
00:33:41inside
00:33:42now
00:33:47what did i tell you about fraternizing with that girl
00:33:50that's the gardener's daughter for christ's sakes
00:33:52she's my friend dad
00:33:54i like her
00:33:55your mother and i have arranged for you to marry someone more becoming of your station
00:34:01who
00:34:02natalie prescott
00:34:24so do i do i drink too much
00:34:26is that it
00:34:27my parents
00:34:29just died natalie
00:34:31between all the parties
00:34:32and drugs
00:34:33are you even ready for a real relationship
00:34:36shane
00:34:38please say something
00:34:41look
00:34:42i
00:34:44i think
00:34:45we're friends
00:34:45and
00:34:46we're always gonna be
00:34:49friends
00:34:49friends
00:34:51okay
00:34:53yeah
00:34:54friends
00:34:57there they are
00:34:58stop
00:34:59police
00:35:00we need to run
00:35:01i can't i'm so tired
00:35:02hold my back lady to sandra
00:35:04let's ride
00:35:05go go go go
00:35:06run
00:35:07run
00:35:18hey it is not done silly
00:35:20taste it fine to me
00:35:21uh-huh
00:35:24open up
00:35:27you're warming up to me
00:35:28i can help
00:35:30well
00:35:31aren't you just two peas in a port-a-potty
00:35:35literally how do you keep getting in here
00:35:37you can forget about trying to sabotage us again
00:35:39we're not uncuffing okay
00:35:41tessa's tuition
00:35:42is on the line
00:35:43and shane's inheritance
00:35:44okay relax
00:35:46i'm here to apologize
00:35:48wait
00:35:49apologize to me
00:35:51i am so sorry tessa
00:35:54again
00:35:54you're apologizing to me
00:35:56it's true
00:35:57i've always seen you
00:36:00as a low-class nerd
00:36:01who was way too stuck up
00:36:03for her small bank account
00:36:04okay
00:36:04if your plan is just to insult me
00:36:06into uncuffing
00:36:07let me finish
00:36:11but now
00:36:12i see you as a hard worker
00:36:14with an infectious spirit
00:36:16i mean
00:36:18look at how you've domesticated shane
00:36:22let me uncuff
00:36:23i want to talk to her alone
00:36:25just trust me
00:36:31what are you doing
00:36:32the cuffs are set to my biometrics
00:36:34the clock is still ticking
00:36:35that just means i have a whole hour to get her hair wet
00:36:37oh very funny
00:36:39i came here prepared this time
00:36:41my hairspray is waterproof
00:36:42oh yeah
00:36:43well
00:36:44is it flower proof
00:36:45don't you dare
00:36:47who told you to sabotage us
00:36:49i want to tell her
00:36:49i'll tell you
00:36:50i'll tell you
00:36:51please don't
00:36:51get her babe
00:36:56conrad offered rachel
00:36:57half my inheritance
00:36:58to mess with us
00:36:59i heard it straight from her mouth
00:37:04is that true
00:37:06no
00:37:08half my fucking
00:37:10money
00:37:11no way
00:37:20conrad
00:37:22you may have fooled the lawyer
00:37:23but you and i both know
00:37:24you're out to steal my inheritance
00:37:26rachel told me
00:37:27you'd give her half the money
00:37:28if she got us to fail
00:37:30you know what i think
00:37:32i think you don't deserve
00:37:34mother's fortune
00:37:36you're impulsive
00:37:38self-destructive
00:37:40you'd barely be trusted
00:37:41to wipe your own ass
00:37:43screw you
00:37:45you're a disappointment
00:37:47shane
00:37:48you're a disappointment
00:37:49to your grandmother
00:37:50your parents
00:37:51even your fiance
00:37:54everyone knows
00:37:55that's why natalie left you
00:37:58by the looks of it
00:38:00it seems you've gone
00:38:00and disappointed her too
00:38:18shane
00:38:19who is natalie
00:38:23who is natalie shane
00:38:24conrad said something
00:38:26about a fiance
00:38:26shane
00:38:29just leave me alone
00:38:33okay
00:38:34you want space
00:38:36give you space
00:38:41shit
00:38:42shit
00:38:43shit
00:38:44shit
00:38:45shit
00:38:47shit
00:38:47shit
00:38:48shit
00:38:48shit
00:39:00we have to recuff
00:39:03what's the point
00:39:05conrad's right
00:39:05okay i'm a fuck up
00:39:08that's not true
00:39:19was that natalie's
00:39:21who is she to you shane
00:39:23she's proof
00:39:25that i can't love you
00:39:26how you want me to
00:39:28i loved natalie
00:39:30i didn't at first
00:39:32but then
00:39:32we got engaged
00:39:33and she got pregnant
00:39:37and then my parents died
00:39:39and i started drinking too much
00:39:42she aborted the baby
00:39:44told me
00:39:45i wasn't ready for a kid
00:39:46a real relationship
00:39:49and she left
00:39:51and she left
00:40:00she was right
00:40:02i'm so sorry
00:40:05just leave
00:40:06okay everyone does anyway
00:40:07i'm not going anywhere
00:40:11can i show you something
00:40:15why
00:40:19come on
00:40:28mom
00:40:30mom
00:40:30that's
00:40:31not a real plant
00:40:32you're getting the floor wet
00:40:35it's dying
00:40:36they want to throw it away
00:40:40all it needs is some love
00:40:42and care
00:40:43last time i saw your mom
00:40:44she seemed fine
00:40:46what happened
00:40:48early onset alzheimer's
00:40:50she doesn't remember who i am most of the time
00:40:52but
00:40:53half my paycheck goes towards her care
00:40:58responsibility isn't a skill you have to learn shane
00:41:00it's
00:41:01a choice you have to make to persevere when life piles on
00:41:04you're the de vere's boy
00:41:07right
00:41:10my tessa has such a crush on you
00:41:15mom
00:41:18tessa
00:41:21mom
00:41:22you remember me
00:41:24of course i remember my own daughter
00:41:28come here
00:41:31oh
00:41:33you in trouble
00:41:34no no mom
00:41:36we're
00:41:36these uh
00:41:37they're a prop for our engagement photos today
00:41:40you know tessa just sold
00:41:41ball and shame
00:41:44tessa
00:41:44are you engaged
00:41:47oh that's wonderful
00:41:50i always believed in you too
00:41:54let's see a kiss
00:41:58yeah
00:41:59yeah
00:42:00yeah
00:42:00yeah
00:42:03yeah
00:42:06yay
00:42:15that fake kiss
00:42:17earlier was really nice of you
00:42:21i promise i won't be weird again
00:42:28you said i was faking it
00:42:38what are you doing
00:42:41well we have about
00:42:4232 minutes left of free time so i
00:42:46wonder how many rounds you could get in
00:42:55okay
00:42:55i think i'll see you guys
00:43:17Oh, when we were kids, you had a crush on me, huh?
00:43:24But you always wanted the bad boy.
00:43:32I can be bad.
00:43:36Oh, yeah.
00:43:36Oh, my God.
00:44:08Oh, wait, wait.
00:44:10What?
00:44:13Are you going to tell me you're a virgin?
00:44:15Because I know all about that, and I don't care.
00:44:20No, yeah.
00:44:23I just...
00:44:25I wanted my first time to be special.
00:44:27No, it's not that I want to know the person that I crossed that line with is committed to me.
00:44:37Baby, um...
00:44:38I'm sorry, are you...
00:44:40Are you asking if I'm ready for a real relationship?
00:44:44Well, are you?
00:44:47Shane, before I give you my virginity, I need to know that you're serious about me.
00:44:51About us.
00:44:55I don't know if I can give you that.
00:45:14Tessa!
00:45:16I'm fine.
00:45:17I just, uh...
00:45:18I need to step out.
00:45:19What about the challenge?
00:45:22Five minutes, please.
00:45:26Tessa!
00:45:28Tessa!
00:45:29Leave me alone!
00:45:36Tessa, you have to come out.
00:45:40If the timer on this cuff runs out, if we fail, you'll lose your tuition.
00:45:46And if that happens, I will never be able to forgive myself.
00:46:12When this is over, we can go our separate ways.
00:46:14And we never have to see each other.
00:46:17Ever again.
00:46:19Is that what you really want?
00:46:23So that's it?
00:46:26After this challenge, we just...
00:46:29Go our separate ways?
00:46:31No!
00:46:33What the fuck was that?
00:46:35Did you just hurt?
00:46:37No.
00:46:41Edmund, Edmund, we heard you scream?
00:46:43Your parents' gala?
00:46:44We cancelled it!
00:46:46After your grandmother passed, but somehow the invitations went out anyway.
00:46:50What are you guys talking about?
00:46:52Every year since my parents' accident,
00:46:54Graham Graham held this big charity gala in their honor.
00:46:58Guess Conrad must have sent out the invitations to mess with us?
00:47:01Conrad is getting more and more desperate the closer we are to winning.
00:47:05That's not all.
00:47:06He names the two of you as the guests of honor.
00:47:09And the invitation frames the event as if it's your unveiling.
00:47:17As a couple?
00:47:19No, no.
00:47:20Shane, you have to cancel this right now.
00:47:22Impossible.
00:47:23People are flying in from all over the world to be here tomorrow.
00:47:25We have contracts with designers, caterers.
00:47:28We can't...
00:47:29No, no, no.
00:47:30You know what?
00:47:30I am not going.
00:47:31It is black tie.
00:47:32I don't even own a pair of heels.
00:47:34Tessa, you...
00:47:35No, you know what?
00:47:36You're the one who decided we're done after this.
00:47:38Okay?
00:47:38So, what?
00:47:39The whole world is supposed to think we're a couple?
00:47:41I'm not doing this.
00:47:50Shane, I think it's time I showed you something.
00:47:53For Shane's challenge, I want the gardener, Tessa.
00:47:57I always liked her.
00:47:59She's got grit.
00:48:00And she brings out the best in him.
00:48:02It needs to be her.
00:48:05I trust you'll make it happen.
00:48:07It was never about the money, Shane.
00:48:10Shane, all your gram gram ever wanted was to see you happy.
00:48:28Tessa, I've got something very important to ask you.
00:48:31Shane, what are you doing?
00:48:33Tessa Birch, I don't know what we are, but I do know that I care about you.
00:48:39And right now, your future is on the line.
00:48:41And we can figure the rest out later.
00:48:45So will you be my date to my dead parents, Gala?
00:48:49So deathly allergies do us part.
00:48:54I do.
00:48:59Always.
00:49:08Edmund gave us some money for some outfits, so get anything you want.
00:49:22I seriously have to wear these?
00:49:25Not these specifically, but...
00:49:28Have you never worn heels?
00:49:30Eh.
00:49:32One time, when I was 12, but I immediately broke my ankle.
00:49:35Now I have arthritis.
00:49:36So, why can't I just wear these?
00:49:38Those are hiking boots.
00:49:40That's why.
00:49:41Okay, why can't I just wear a dress that covers my feet?
00:49:45Can you go look for her?
00:49:46She's being difficult.
00:49:50What are you planning?
00:49:53Do not embarrass me.
00:49:55Okay.
00:49:56Jeez, touchy.
00:49:58All right.
00:50:00You know, that's 20 minutes.
00:50:02How's it going in there?
00:50:03Don't turn around yet.
00:50:21First time for everything.
00:50:23How did I do?
00:50:27That bad?
00:50:29No, it's almost perfect.
00:50:36All right.
00:50:37And...
00:50:39There.
00:50:42Lady Tissandra.
00:50:45Ready?
00:50:46Ready, Sir Shanius.
00:50:58Announcing Shane DeVere and Tessa Birch.
00:51:13Hmm, Gardner cleans up surprisingly well.
00:51:16Doesn't mean she belongs.
00:51:18Clock the shoes.
00:51:29Let's do this.
00:51:36May I have this dance?
00:51:39Certainly.
00:51:40Put your hands on my shoulders.
00:51:44My hands on your waist.
00:51:46We're going to do a spin.
00:51:47Are you ready?
00:51:47Yep.
00:51:48Okay.
00:51:49Two.
00:51:49One, two, three.
00:51:51Super cool.
00:51:55Have you thought about what happens when this is over?
00:51:58You mean after we win this thing?
00:52:00Oh, God.
00:52:01I don't know.
00:52:01I guess I go back to being obscenely rich.
00:52:07About that.
00:52:08I was thinking...
00:52:12What if you came with me?
00:52:13To college?
00:52:16I think you'd really like it.
00:52:19Oh, I don't know about that.
00:52:21I don't really think I'm the type for school.
00:52:24Why not?
00:52:25There's like rats there.
00:52:27There's rats?
00:52:27Do I drink beer?
00:52:29Want me to drink?
00:52:30Mind if I cut in?
00:52:31Natalie!
00:52:38Wait, so what are you doing here?
00:52:42You're Gram-Gram.
00:52:44I heard she died.
00:52:46I thought she never liked me, but then I got this invitation.
00:52:51I'm so sorry for your loss.
00:52:53No, it's okay.
00:52:54She went peacefully.
00:52:58Oh, Natalie, this is Tessa.
00:53:00She's, uh, my, my, uh...
00:53:03We're cuffed.
00:53:04That's what we are.
00:53:04We're just cuffed.
00:53:05That's what we are.
00:53:06I can see that.
00:53:07Yeah, my grandmother's will had a weird stipulation.
00:53:10You know, it's a funny story.
00:53:12Not really.
00:53:13It's really good to meet you, though.
00:53:15I've heard such great things.
00:53:16Well, hopefully the stories aren't too bad.
00:53:19You look familiar.
00:53:20Tessa's mom was our gardener when you were around.
00:53:23Now Tessa is the gardener.
00:53:26Oh, family profession.
00:53:28That's cute.
00:53:29It's been a fun week.
00:53:30She's been teaching me how to garden.
00:53:32She's taken me to some night classes.
00:53:34Oh, night classes?
00:53:35Shane, that's...
00:53:37Daddy, Daddy, you're here.
00:53:44You know what?
00:53:47I'll give you ten minutes to talk.
00:53:55Looks like your bait worked.
00:53:59It's time for you to shine, babe.
00:54:01I'll do what I do best.
00:54:14You're not meant for him, Tessa.
00:54:18Go away, Rachel.
00:54:21I can't stand you.
00:54:23Look at them.
00:54:26Shane's an heir.
00:54:28You're a gardener.
00:54:29He was never going to choose you, Tessa.
00:54:32Wake up.
00:54:33No, you're lying.
00:54:36Shane loves me.
00:54:38Tessie said that.
00:54:39Face it, honey.
00:54:41You were just his passing interest.
00:54:44You don't need him, Tessa.
00:54:46You're tough.
00:54:47You would have worked hard for that degree either way eventually.
00:54:51He's the one who needs you.
00:54:55It's him.
00:54:59He was playing you, girl.
00:55:02But you're in control.
00:55:04You can still make him hurt.
00:55:06All you have to do is leave.
00:55:12Gavin, you shouldn't run up on people like that, okay?
00:55:17Natalie, is this...
00:55:20He's in mind, is he?
00:55:21Wait, you're not daddy.
00:55:23Where's daddy?
00:55:25Daddy's at home, remember?
00:55:26Now, go get something to eat.
00:55:28Mommy's talking to an old friend.
00:55:34So he's not mine.
00:55:36He's my husband.
00:55:38Matthew's?
00:55:39We met after we broke up.
00:55:41If he was, would it change things?
00:55:44I wanted to be there for you.
00:55:46You and the baby.
00:55:48I mean, we almost...
00:55:49Oh, Shane.
00:55:53You'll find your person.
00:55:55I know I did.
00:55:57I think I already have.
00:56:01I should probably go find her so I can tell her.
00:56:08Hey, Shane.
00:56:11Um, I came back because I was worried for you.
00:56:13But it seems you're going to be just fine.
00:56:16And for what it's worth, I think you'd make a great dad.
00:56:28Rachel, where's Tessa?
00:56:30Tessa, settle down, nephew.
00:56:34We're celebrating.
00:56:36You are about to lose everything.
00:56:41What did you do with Tessa?
00:56:44You can still make him hurt.
00:56:51I know what you're doing, Rachel.
00:56:54I know what you're doing, Rachel.
00:56:55And I'm not falling for it.
00:57:04I was trying to be helpful.
00:57:08Since when?
00:57:09You know, Rachel, you're a snake.
00:57:12And you know what gardeners do to snakes?
00:57:15Listen, you insolent bitch.
00:57:17That fortune was supposed to be mine.
00:57:19I had Shane wrapped around my finger long before you wriggled it.
00:57:25Okay, newsflash, Rachel.
00:57:28You know, you're knockoff Barbie doll self-fraid to break a nail.
00:57:33So, you want to fight?
00:57:35Let's fight.
00:57:36Uh-huh, let's go.
00:57:37You want to fight?
00:57:38Yeah, let's go.
00:57:47The only person going anywhere is you.
00:57:51What?
00:57:51Take her away.
00:57:56Bye-bye.
00:57:57She left you, Shane.
00:58:00And you're a liar.
00:58:01She wouldn't.
00:58:05The only truth that matters right now is in about seven minutes, I'm going to win everything.
00:58:16The family fortune is mine.
00:58:21Ours.
00:58:23Oh, yeah, right.
00:58:24Yeah, hours.
00:58:26You bastard, where is she?
00:58:29Now!
00:58:37Get off me!
00:58:39Fuck!
00:58:40You were supposed to give him the whole dumps!
00:58:42I did!
00:58:44He's a fucking junkie!
00:58:46God damn it!
00:58:51Edmund, have you seen Tessa?
00:58:53Are you alright, sir?
00:58:55I haven't seen her.
00:58:57Have you checked out front?
00:58:58Tessa!
00:58:59Sir?
00:59:01Tessa!
00:59:01Sir!
00:59:04Tessa!
00:59:10Hands off my girlfriend!
00:59:12Girlfriend?
00:59:13Don't you dare!
00:59:15Hurry!
00:59:17Get me.
00:59:18Oh, my shit.
00:59:25Don't touch my man!
00:59:29I want to make babies with you.
00:59:30Same.
00:59:35Oh, shit.
00:59:36We have to stop dating like this.
00:59:38Call the cops.
00:59:39I got it.
00:59:40Oh, yeah.
00:59:41Oh, shit.
00:59:41Oh, my...
00:59:42Oh, there I am.
00:59:43Okay.
00:59:44Yeah.
00:59:45Time.
00:59:46Oh, sick!
00:59:49That was so fast.
00:59:50It was so sick.
00:59:52Not so fast.
00:59:57You're not calling anyone.
01:00:05Easy there, Conrad.
01:00:08Easy is what this was supposed to be.
01:00:14You got enough tranquilizers, baby?
01:00:17Uh-huh.
01:00:18See, this was supposed to be painless.
01:00:22But now it's going to hurt.
01:00:24You'll never get away with this.
01:00:26Uh, I think I will.
01:00:28So, this is your plan.
01:00:29To force us to separate at gunpoint?
01:00:32There are cameras, Conrad.
01:00:33You'll get caught.
01:00:34Oh.
01:00:36No, we won't.
01:00:38Conrad is a genius.
01:00:40I hacked your cameras and wiped all record of my meddling and...
01:00:43And I just turned them off.
01:00:44No way you're going to separate us.
01:00:46You'll have to kill us.
01:00:47I'm not going to kill you.
01:00:53Tessa!
01:00:54Tessa!
01:00:56Fuck you.
01:00:57Fuck you.
01:01:05I'm going to make you kill each other.
01:01:16Shane?
01:01:19Shane?
01:01:24Shane?
01:01:25Shane?
01:01:26Ow.
01:01:27Oh, my God.
01:01:28God.
01:01:30What's going on?
01:01:37Separate or die?
01:01:39Oh, shit.
01:01:40Oh, Conrad is crazier than I thought.
01:01:42Okay, we need to get out of here.
01:01:44Hey.
01:01:47What happened to your chest?
01:01:48What?
01:01:50I don't know.
01:01:52Maybe the hay scratched it or something.
01:01:55No, no, we need to go.
01:01:57Quick.
01:02:10I'm glad you're finally awake.
01:02:13Just in time, too.
01:02:16we have much to discuss so what you guys are like an evil power couple now or
01:02:25well you could say i surrendered to my ex's uncle
01:02:33we really bonded over hating you oh kidnapping unc what makes you think you can get away with
01:02:41this i'm about to be a billionaire that's plenty of money to bury any truth or bury you if he
01:02:50refuses
01:02:52never we'll just wait this out too long that rash is moving fast
01:03:01tessa you're the biologist how long does it take for a deadly allergy to kill someone
01:03:08what did you do well it turns out a lot of injectable cosmetic products contain beef venom
01:03:15isn't that neat
01:03:18what
01:03:21you freaking psychopaths you'd really stoop to murder
01:03:25wouldn't be the first time wait so you do not have to do this
01:03:33shamey i only wanted you for your money this way i get half here's the deal by my estimate and
01:03:40to be
01:03:40fair i'm no doctor but i'd say she's got about 15 minutes before her throat closes up and she goes
01:03:48into full-blown anaphylactic shock so if you separate right now there might be time to save her
01:03:59so it's the money or the girl
01:04:05your choice
01:04:08uncle why are you doing this
01:04:10you really don't know because i'm the rightful heir i'm the eldest son
01:04:18arthur was always mother's favorite it was all supposed to be mine
01:04:24but then for some unknown reason she decides to give you this chance my mother decides to give you
01:04:34a chance to steal what's rightfully mine i'm starting to think she had a damn good reason
01:04:40mark my words
01:04:42you will pay for this
01:04:46looks like time's running out
01:04:48you better hurry
01:04:50hey
01:04:51you know what
01:04:52after she's dead
01:04:56let's bury her in the west garden
01:04:59i think she'd like that
01:05:03would you like that
01:05:16no
01:05:19are you crazy
01:05:20you could die
01:05:22those assholes
01:05:23made my life a living hell
01:05:27i'm not gonna let them get away with this
01:05:31we are gonna make it out of here
01:05:33together
01:05:35help me
01:05:42it won't budge
01:05:49i need you to break my glasses
01:05:52what
01:05:53what
01:05:53but i love your glasses you can't see without them
01:05:56breathing kind of takes precedent
01:05:58you can use the wire to pick the lock
01:06:12we're almost there
01:06:18we have to uncuff now tessa
01:06:19no
01:06:20no we can't make it
01:06:22no it'll be alright we have about three minutes left okay if i run i can grab that epi pen
01:06:28and get back
01:06:29oh jane don't please
01:06:32we deserve a happy ending
01:06:38that's why i have to do this
01:06:39no
01:06:41don't
01:06:42jane
01:06:43jane
01:06:46jane
01:06:47edmund
01:06:48edmund
01:06:49what is it
01:06:49call the family doctor
01:07:04come on
01:07:07come on
01:07:24tessa
01:07:25tessa
01:07:25tessa stay with me
01:07:27i'm coming
01:07:38shane
01:07:39what happened with the challenge did we win
01:07:45this isn't okay
01:07:46hey rachel and conrad can't just get away with this they tried to kill me
01:07:50listen to me tessa you're gonna be fine okay i'm gonna get a job
01:07:55i'm gonna make sure your tuition is paid for i'm gonna work
01:07:59you hate work
01:08:00i don't give a shit if i have to work with my two hands for the rest of my life
01:08:05okay
01:08:10i just want you to be a part of it
01:08:18wait wait wait i thought you wanted to wait i'm tired of waiting
01:08:33what
01:08:34it's not like you haven't seen all this before
01:08:36yeah well
01:08:37that was before this was mine
01:08:39oh
01:08:48well
01:08:50well it's uh not as big as a centaur's
01:08:53i mean
01:08:55kinda
01:08:58get on your back sir shanius
01:09:00i'm gonna ride you
01:09:03oh
01:09:08so
01:09:10how did i compare to the book
01:09:13i'd say it was a faithful adaptation
01:09:18there must be a way we could beat conrad
01:09:21we deserve a happy ending
01:09:23the police searched the barn
01:09:24conrad wiped it clean
01:09:26the cameras too
01:09:29it's his word
01:09:30against ours
01:09:32last shade
01:09:33oh
01:09:35we're covered
01:09:36we're covered
01:09:37what is it
01:09:38ah
01:09:39i
01:09:40noticed something odd
01:09:42while poking around our security database
01:09:44conrad
01:09:46not only wiped the last six days
01:09:47he wiped the last six years
01:09:49dating back to the day your parents died
01:09:52however
01:09:53he was sloppy
01:09:54and i managed to
01:09:56recover
01:09:58this
01:10:02is that my parents car
01:10:04it is
01:10:06oh my god
01:10:09conrad killed your parents
01:10:18he killed my parents tessa
01:10:21get away with it
01:10:24we can figure it out shane
01:10:26conrad and rachel think you're too dumb
01:10:28or too lazy to figure it out
01:10:29but you're neither
01:10:30that's our advantage
01:10:33you know you're right
01:10:34yeah
01:10:35we're gonna beat him
01:10:36we just gotta put our heads together
01:10:37yeah that's good
01:10:42hey chat
01:10:43we are celebrating
01:10:44guess who just won three billion dollars
01:10:48oh
01:10:49is tessa sad
01:10:51she lost
01:10:52how's it feel
01:10:53knowing you're going to die poor
01:10:55feels like
01:10:56what the
01:10:58revenge
01:10:59what the
01:10:59hey
01:11:05hey chat
01:11:06check this out
01:11:07say cheese
01:11:23taking my inheritance out already
01:11:26you mean my birthright
01:11:29speaking of
01:11:30you really should start packing your things
01:11:32because i won't abide trespassers in my home
01:11:36i'm not going anywhere
01:11:37you see this sd card
01:11:40i have proof
01:11:41you killed my parents
01:11:51i've murdered no one
01:11:54that's not what you said at the barn
01:11:55i had edmund
01:11:57look through some old security footage
01:11:59and he found a weird video
01:12:01of you cutting the brakes on my parents car
01:12:03now i wonder
01:12:04what the lawyers will think about that
01:12:15doesn't matter what the fucking lawyer thinks
01:12:28you bitch
01:12:29you stole my gun
01:12:30yep
01:12:31and i got my marksmanship badge in the girl scout so
01:12:35you'll stay quiet until i say so
01:12:46hey lawman
01:12:47i got something for you
01:12:50looks like he went home for the night
01:12:53it's just me and you
01:13:03you're just his passing interests
01:13:09he's just using you
01:13:11but you can make him hurt
01:13:18give me the card
01:13:21he wouldn't
01:13:26shit
01:13:26don't fucking move
01:13:38why are you so
01:13:43don't tell me this is the only copy
01:13:48you really are dumb as disco
01:13:50aren't you
01:13:55i can't believe you didn't make another copy
01:13:58i was so right about you
01:14:01you are a complete and total imbecile
01:14:05just like your father
01:14:09you know that's why i had to cut his brakes right
01:14:11and steal your inheritance
01:14:13it's not personal buddy
01:14:16it's nature
01:14:18survival of the fittest
01:14:20and you two idiots
01:14:22who are standing in the way of my evolution
01:14:25so you betray anyone
01:14:26huh
01:14:27even your own family
01:14:30what happens
01:14:31when rachel gets in the way
01:14:33who?
01:14:37she already has
01:14:39you think i'm gonna give that bimbo half my money?
01:14:43dummy
01:14:43she's next
01:14:49you're plotting to kill me?
01:14:52no
01:14:53baby
01:14:54i would never
01:14:55you idiot
01:14:56didn't you notice i took all of those selfies?
01:15:00if i go down
01:15:01you go down
01:15:11okay
01:15:12this is how this is all gonna go down
01:15:14i'm gonna walk out of here
01:15:16with my inheritance
01:15:18you hear me?
01:15:19my inheritance
01:15:21and none of you
01:15:22are gonna get shot
01:15:24you understand?
01:15:26no
01:15:28the fuck are you laughing at?
01:15:30oh
01:15:31you've already lost conrad
01:15:33that phone right there
01:15:35yeah i was streaming in the background
01:15:37rachel's 10 million followers just heard you confess to a shit ton of crimes
01:15:42and just in case one recording wasn't enough
01:15:46i made a copy
01:15:48dumbass
01:15:52i guess you two better get used to wearing these
01:15:58fucking influencer
01:16:13well that's a conundrum
01:16:17you two failed the challenge
01:16:19you two failed the challenge
01:16:20but clearly conrad played a part
01:16:22shelly's will to not account for this
01:16:24surely it's worth a second attempt
01:16:27that
01:16:29might work
01:16:30you want us to run the challenge back?
01:16:33Tessa!
01:16:34Tessa say something
01:16:37sure
01:16:37sure
01:16:37why not
01:16:38it doesn't scare me half as much this time around
01:16:41what are you scared?
01:16:43mm-mm
01:16:44okay
01:16:46that said
01:16:48mr. Shane
01:16:50arthur
01:16:51davir
01:16:53what do you say?
01:16:55will you be cuffed to me one more time till death do us part?
01:16:58i do
01:17:05huzzah!
01:17:08here we go again
01:17:13just got all my books for this semester
01:17:16i'm so excited for this course on migration patterns of butterflies
01:17:20what about you?
01:17:21did you get your classes figured out?
01:17:23early childhood education
01:17:25bio 101
01:17:26and art class
01:17:27i don't know
01:17:28i'm still figuring out my extracurriculars
01:17:31well speaking of extracurriculars
01:17:36look what else i picked up
01:17:45i love you
01:17:48i love you too
01:17:55let me see these
01:17:56mmm
01:18:06i have an idea
01:18:13feels familiar
01:18:19hi
01:18:21hi
01:18:27i met a boy
01:18:28i met a boy
01:18:28i met a boy
01:18:28i met a boy
01:18:29i met a boy
01:18:29i met a boy
01:18:29i met a boy
01:18:30i met a boy
01:18:30i met a boy
01:18:31i met a boy
01:18:31i met a boy
01:18:32i met a boy
01:18:32i met a boy
01:18:36You
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