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00:00:02Tonight's rivalry match-up is already heating up.
00:00:04It's Adam Johns of the Thunderhawks
00:00:06versus the Leopard Seals Golden Boy, Blake Ashburn.
00:00:10It's three games, one Golden Cup.
00:00:12Who's gonna be the winner?
00:00:13Adam's definitely got this.
00:00:21Let's go, Adam!
00:00:23I'm Lucy Hart.
00:00:24I gave up my dream school to follow my boyfriend Adam
00:00:27when he got a hockey scholarship.
00:00:28But it's all gonna be worth it
00:00:29when he beats his nemesis, Blake Ashburn,
00:00:31and I become the best sports photographer.
00:00:33Looks like the two captains have gotten into
00:00:35an intense flash in the corner.
00:00:44Make sure you get a good picture, man, alright?
00:00:48Blake Ashburn.
00:00:49He's a complete dickhead and a notorious playboy.
00:00:54Lucy Hart, my enemy's girlfriend.
00:00:57She hates my guts, but unfortunately,
00:00:59he's totally my type.
00:01:03Looks like Blake got distracted for a second.
00:01:06Adam steals the puck, takes the shot, and he scores!
00:01:10Hey!
00:01:11Hey, what the fuck is that, huh?
00:01:13No, no, what the fuck is your goddamn pop?
00:01:19Oh!
00:01:20Hey, hey, hey!
00:01:20We're done!
00:01:21We're done!
00:01:21We're done!
00:01:22We're done!
00:01:22We're done!
00:01:22We're done!
00:01:22We're done!
00:01:22The winner is…
00:01:23The Thunder Hawks!
00:01:29Adam!
00:01:30Adam!
00:01:30Adam over here!
00:01:34oh he probably just wants to celebrate with his team
00:01:38adam's always in a good mood after the game
00:01:41i hope he likes the photo album i made him for our anniversary
00:01:50adam
00:01:55oh my god
00:01:58you're cheating on me with my roommate
00:02:01you're cheating on me with my roommate
00:02:02what can i say every time i went to have sex
00:02:06you just look like you want it to be over
00:02:08but emma she can go all night
00:02:12we had sex in your bed
00:02:15and ever since adam hasn't been able to get a nun
00:02:19adam's right the truth is i never really enjoyed it
00:02:23maybe i'm just too uptight in bed
00:02:25so that's why you're cheating on me
00:02:27emma can do things you can't even imagine
00:02:31she's bending like a pretzel
00:02:37no i thought you were my friend
00:02:39why are you doing this to me
00:02:41see you're not hot enough to be a hockey player's girlfriend
00:02:46i mean look at you you're even dressed like a grandma
00:03:00you're even wearing granny panties
00:03:04oh my god what is wrong with you
00:03:08you can have the dorm to yourself tonight
00:03:10adam's gonna keep me very busy
00:03:13very
00:03:14you guys
00:03:15oh my god
00:03:25oh my god
00:03:27idiot
00:03:28fucking stupid
00:03:31fucking believe this cheater
00:03:34just gonna break fucking hard
00:03:37and blue schools for him
00:03:42all right that's enough crying i'm trying to enjoy the view
00:03:52blake ashburde
00:03:57blake ashburde
00:04:02you've been listening to me this whole fucking time
00:04:05yeah i have
00:04:07you weren't supposed to hear any of that
00:04:09yeah well you know you're not supposed to be here
00:04:16lucy
00:04:17this is my spot
00:04:19it's not your spot
00:04:20you can't just
00:04:20you can't just claim a building
00:04:22i did
00:04:23you just lost
00:04:24why are you even here
00:04:29you know what
00:04:29i don't care
00:04:30i don't care
00:04:30i'm just
00:04:31hold on
00:04:31hold on
00:04:34let me guess
00:04:35you're crying right now
00:04:36because of adam
00:04:37it's none of your business
00:04:39well well let me give you a piece of advice
00:04:41huh
00:04:42that guy is not worth one of your tears
00:04:45so don't
00:04:46okay well since you're so nosy
00:04:47you told me that my best friend is better in bed than me
00:04:51jesus
00:04:52it's pretty low even for a fucking adam
00:04:56you're like
00:04:57like the biggest man whore
00:04:58so i don't care what you think
00:05:00i don't want to hear it
00:05:02let me see that
00:05:03you're a photographer right
00:05:04no give that back
00:05:05hey what's this i'm looking
00:05:06man whore can enjoy some art
00:05:10wow you know you are pretty good
00:05:12you made adam look like he was a real hockey player
00:05:13stop
00:05:14it's amazing
00:05:14stop
00:05:15hold on i'm still looking
00:05:17right there
00:05:18you got a picture of me
00:05:20look at that
00:05:21i knew you were looking at me behind that camera
00:05:23you're so full of yourself
00:05:25i'm not fooling myself
00:05:26listen to me
00:05:27i'm trying to get you to understand
00:05:29that there are more players on the ice
00:05:31all right
00:05:32don't give adam all your attention
00:05:34he was my first love
00:05:36and
00:05:36we actually thought we could have like a future together
00:05:39so it's more important
00:05:41you know i don't even know why i'm telling you any of this shit
00:05:43hey hey it's all right
00:05:45listen
00:05:47just relax
00:05:47i'll take my shirt off
00:06:06that's not mine
00:06:10and this definitely isn't mine
00:06:12where the fuck am i
00:06:16what's up
00:06:18you're in my place
00:06:19relax everything's cool
00:06:21i didn't steal your kidneys
00:06:22did you change my clothes
00:06:24you uh fell on you
00:06:26hit your head
00:06:27you were kind of like swimming around this puddle of beer so
00:06:32i gave you my shirt
00:06:34don't worry
00:06:35don't worry
00:06:36i wasn't peeking
00:06:38i mean all that much
00:06:39but
00:06:39ew
00:06:40oh my god
00:06:46this is such a nightmare
00:06:47my fucking ex-boyfriend cheated on me with my roommate
00:06:50and now i've been abducted by blake ashburn of all people
00:06:55how come every time you say my name you say it like it's an insult
00:06:57you know do you remember when you duct taped adam's car last year
00:07:01yeah that was my car
00:07:05my bad
00:07:07i mean you gotta admit that was pretty funny right
00:07:08no
00:07:09i thought it was adam's car and he deserved it
00:07:11why do you guys hate each other so much
00:07:14let me have some mystery
00:07:16oh my god i feel i feel so so stupid right now
00:07:20you know what i think is fucked up
00:07:23the way that adam keeps trying to destroy your confidence
00:07:25what if he's right maybe maybe i am bad at having sex
00:07:30that's what guys like him do
00:07:31they make you feel smaller so he can feel better about himself
00:07:34it's pathetic
00:07:36but seriously don't want to get you
00:07:38so what i should just
00:07:41just pretend like i'm fine
00:07:43i don't know
00:07:44you should get back adam
00:07:48what are you saying
00:07:49don't you want to hurt him the way that he hurts you
00:07:52maybe i don't know
00:07:54you do
00:07:56and i want to knock him off his game before the playoffs
00:07:58what are you thinking
00:08:10i think you sleep with me
00:08:16what
00:08:17no
00:08:17not for real
00:08:19pretend sex
00:08:21no
00:08:22no
00:08:23absolutely not
00:08:23listen
00:08:24you pretend to have sex with me
00:08:25just to get under adam's skin
00:08:27and mess him up before the game
00:08:28but it's not real
00:08:29it's fake
00:08:30i am not taking my clothes off for you
00:08:32you wouldn't have to take your clothes off
00:08:34it's fake
00:08:34well you're like the biggest man whore at the school
00:08:36i don't trust you at all
00:08:37that man whore stuff is a total ruin
00:08:39it's bullshit
00:08:41and once adam sees us together
00:08:42he's going to be totally jealous
00:08:43and he's going to regret
00:08:45that he ever hooked up with somebody else
00:08:47okay
00:08:47i promise
00:08:48you're like the enemy
00:08:50i would never do that to my team
00:08:52what's your heart
00:08:53all right
00:08:56what are you looking at
00:08:57what is that
00:08:59no
00:09:00give it to me
00:09:01give it
00:09:02dress it
00:09:03dress it
00:09:03yes
00:09:07honestly
00:09:07i couldn't have done it without my girl
00:09:10she keeps me grounded
00:09:11and she makes me the best hot chocolate in the world
00:09:15that's my hot
00:09:16i make that hot chocolate for him
00:09:17so yeah
00:09:18this was to you babe
00:09:22oh my fucking god
00:09:23oh my god
00:09:26it's not your team
00:09:27okay
00:09:29look you stole my win
00:09:31and you broke your heart
00:09:33why don't you say me and you
00:09:34we get some revenge
00:09:37okay
00:09:39what would
00:09:39what do i have to do
00:09:49you could start by making some hot chocolate for me
00:10:00still making me hot chocolates i see
00:10:02i'm adam's girlfriend now
00:10:03you are just embarrassing yourself
00:10:06i mean seriously
00:10:07that outfit
00:10:08did you get dressed in the dark this morning
00:10:12here
00:10:13here
00:10:13fix it
00:10:14what
00:10:17excuse me
00:10:20sorry sir
00:10:20she made this for me
00:10:25damn that's good
00:10:27thank you baby
00:10:28yeah
00:10:35of course
00:10:38baby
00:10:39what the hell is going on here
00:10:42oh you haven't heard the news
00:10:43we're hooking up
00:10:46there's no way
00:10:48oh you don't believe me
00:10:49cute
00:10:50baby why don't you lick this off my finger like you did last night
00:10:57like if you're trying to make me believe that you and lucy had sex
00:11:01you're wasting your time
00:11:20yummy
00:11:21yummy
00:11:24yummy
00:11:27yeah she's very thorough
00:11:29if you know what i mean
00:11:30i love dairy
00:11:32she does
00:11:34monkey
00:11:37oh what's the matter me boy
00:11:39huh
00:11:39you can move on but lucy can't
00:11:41i think that's called what toxic masculinity
00:11:43you fuck
00:11:44i don't care
00:11:46yeah well i hope that's true
00:11:48because you're going to lose the game and your girl on the same night then
00:11:51my girl's right here
00:11:54i upgraded
00:11:57yeah sure
00:11:58well i don't know about you guys but uh
00:12:01i can't keep my hands off of her
00:12:04jesus christ
00:12:05watch
00:12:10oh shit
00:12:10i have to go along with this
00:12:17well what do you say
00:12:18i think we've got enough time to squeeze in a quickie before the game
00:12:21really
00:12:24yeah
00:12:25yeah baby
00:12:26later fucker
00:12:34come on adam forget about them
00:12:37just losers
00:12:39yeah
00:12:41okay this better work
00:12:43it's gonna work trust me
00:12:45it's gonna take the bait
00:12:48all right you ready to put on a show
00:12:50yeah let's go
00:12:52let's move
00:13:11god
00:13:12she looks incredible
00:13:17what do i look okay
00:13:20i look perfect
00:13:21let's do this
00:13:40let's do this
00:13:42you ready
00:13:46what if he doesn't even come in here
00:13:48did you see that look on his face
00:13:51the look of pure jealousy
00:13:53he's gonna come in here
00:13:54trust me
00:13:55all right
00:13:55i'm ready when you are
00:14:03okay
00:14:05it's kind of like kissing a mannequin
00:14:06but
00:14:08you can do better than that
00:14:09i'm just nervous
00:14:11okay
00:14:12why don't we take a deep breath
00:14:17the first rule is
00:14:19eye contact
00:14:22i'll live with you
00:14:23it's confidence
00:14:25move the way that you want to move
00:14:27trust yourself
00:14:29and rule of three
00:14:31physical touch
00:14:33touch me like you want me to feel you
00:14:36take every moment
00:14:38every second
00:14:41then lean in like you want to tell me a secret
00:14:44okay
00:14:48your turn
00:15:01just trust me
00:15:03just trust me
00:15:10can you show me how to love again
00:15:15can you show me how to love again
00:15:24she wouldn't
00:15:25and perfect
00:15:27let's roll
00:15:28and now for a little surprise
00:15:29we're going behind the scenes
00:15:31to catch star player
00:15:32blake ashburn
00:15:33before the game
00:15:38oh
00:15:41oh
00:15:43hi adam
00:15:44oh my god
00:15:50let's get the camera
00:15:54oh
00:15:54oh
00:15:54fuck
00:15:55all right
00:15:56you're good
00:15:56come on
00:15:57get the fuck out
00:16:01fucking vultures
00:16:02fuck
00:16:03you okay
00:16:04oh my god
00:16:05it's the camera
00:16:07I'll head to it
00:16:08you're professional
00:16:16can you tell us a little bit about what we just saw in there
00:16:19who was that
00:16:20is she one of your latest flings
00:16:21the plane
00:16:23nah I'm too fling
00:16:24oh come on
00:16:25a young athlete of you has got to have a rotating roster of girls
00:16:30no you see that girl was uh
00:16:34she's my girlfriend
00:16:47and actually I'm going to win the game for him
00:16:50so if you'll excuse me
00:16:51mr blake please can you tell us more
00:16:53we'd love to know more please mr blake
00:16:59what have I done
00:17:08isn't that the girl from the jungle tron
00:17:11oh god I am so humiliated
00:17:14the one blake coho's girlfriend
00:17:15she's so lucky
00:17:17huh
00:17:21let's go blake
00:17:24you think you can just steal my girl
00:17:26I already did
00:17:28good luck with my sloppy seconds
00:17:30you know I had her screaming my name last night
00:17:38what the fuck is that
00:17:39what the fuck is that
00:17:40hey we're done we're done
00:17:42we started it
00:17:43let's go
00:17:43let's go to the box
00:17:44tell me what you want because I know I'm your obsession
00:18:03whoo
00:18:03blake
00:18:04blake
00:18:05blake blake blake blake
00:18:06come on guys
00:18:07blake blake blake blake blake blake blake
00:18:10blake blake blake blake
00:18:13so tell me now that I've won do I get a kiss
00:18:21woo
00:18:22woo
00:18:22woo
00:18:22woo
00:18:23woo
00:18:27woo
00:18:27woo
00:18:28woo
00:18:28woo
00:18:28woo
00:18:29woo
00:18:29woo
00:18:30woo
00:18:35woo
00:18:36woo
00:18:36woo
00:18:37woo
00:18:37woo
00:18:39woo
00:18:39woo
00:18:39woo
00:18:39woo
00:18:39woo
00:18:39woo
00:18:42woo
00:18:44Your plan worked.
00:18:45So.
00:18:45I'm sorry that I told everybody that you were my girlfriend.
00:18:49Ugh.
00:18:51I just said we didn't talk about that.
00:18:53Why did you?
00:18:55I just didn't want the reporters to skew it so it looked like you were just some random
00:18:59groupie.
00:19:00I think you deserve a lot more than that.
00:19:02Thanks.
00:19:03Wow.
00:19:03Blake isn't as bad as I thought he was.
00:19:06You know what I was thinking?
00:19:06My plan worked so well and Adam got so mad.
00:19:11Why don't we keep this going?
00:19:14Yeah.
00:19:14To the end of the season.
00:19:16You know I'll win the playoffs and you'll get your revenge.
00:19:26Rules.
00:19:27Rules.
00:19:28Love her.
00:19:29Good.
00:19:31Okay, we're number one.
00:19:33We only do what's necessary.
00:19:35No random touching.
00:19:37Well what about?
00:19:38Now hear me now.
00:19:39What?
00:19:45No.
00:19:46No, no, no, no.
00:19:46I hit you.
00:19:48I hit you.
00:19:48You can look but you can't touch.
00:19:50Unless it's necessary.
00:19:53Okay.
00:19:53All right.
00:19:55Rule number two is no hooking up with other people.
00:20:04No hooking up?
00:20:05No hooking up?
00:20:06Why?
00:20:06Because you're jealous?
00:20:10What?
00:20:11No.
00:20:12It's not why.
00:20:13Okay?
00:20:14I just, uh, I think that we need to make the story believable.
00:20:19The story?
00:20:20Yep.
00:20:21Okay, fine.
00:20:22Three.
00:20:23Okay, we have to go to events together.
00:20:26So, games, the dining hall for lunch, um, the charity gala.
00:20:31What about the post-game victory party that's happening tonight?
00:20:35It's tonight?
00:20:37Mm-hmm.
00:20:38Mmm, I don't, I don't have anything to wear, so.
00:20:42What are you talking about?
00:20:43You're wearing the perfect outfit right now.
00:20:46You don't trust me?
00:20:48Welcome to the team, Lucy.
00:20:53No touching.
00:20:59Okay, breathe.
00:21:01It's just a party.
00:21:03A very loud party of Blake's teammates who might actually hate me.
00:21:09Oh!
00:21:10Look who it is!
00:21:11Yes!
00:21:12Blake!
00:21:13You guys are doing a fucking job today.
00:21:17Boys, this is Lucy.
00:21:19Hi.
00:21:20Lucy, our lucky term.
00:21:23Oh, God.
00:21:25You guys all saw that.
00:21:27Hey, and we appreciate what you did for the team.
00:21:30He must be pretty special if he's showing off on the big screen and calling his girlfriend.
00:21:33It's not like he hasn't had other girlfriends before.
00:21:38Oh, uh, he's had girls before.
00:21:40There are lots of them.
00:21:42All right.
00:21:43Take it easy.
00:21:45He's just, he's never brought one to a party before.
00:21:48Huh.
00:21:48So he'll sleep with them, but he won't even invite them out.
00:21:51Just like I thought.
00:21:52A man more.
00:21:54Well, I had to bring her out.
00:21:55I mean, my God, look how good she looks in my jersey.
00:22:02You're wearing his jersey now?
00:22:05Seriously?
00:22:08You're wearing his jersey now?
00:22:10Honestly, Lucy, this is getting pathetic.
00:22:11You embarrassed yourself in front of thousands of people?
00:22:13And now what?
00:22:14Surely think you're his girlfriend or something?
00:22:16Yes.
00:22:17You know what's pretty fucking pathetic?
00:22:19It's you harassing me at a party.
00:22:21Why don't you get a light?
00:22:23Burn.
00:22:25Damn.
00:22:26Get him.
00:22:28I guess if you two are hooking up, I have to offer you my sympathies, Blake.
00:22:32What is that supposed to mean?
00:22:33It means you're the most boring lay on the face of the planet.
00:22:37You got this right.
00:22:38She just lays there dead like a starfish.
00:22:41Doesn't even move a muscle.
00:22:42It's honestly weird.
00:22:45I'm gonna murder him with my bare hands.
00:22:48You know, I haven't noticed anything like that.
00:22:51Not from my very thorough experience.
00:22:54Maybe the problem is you, bro.
00:22:55I mean, Adam, are you sure everything's working down there?
00:22:58I'm sorry.
00:23:02Watch yourself, Ashburn.
00:23:04Don't fucking touch her.
00:23:10You're gonna regret this being like that again.
00:23:13Oh, don't I click?
00:23:13You didn't fucking love it.
00:23:21Alright, you know what, guys?
00:23:23We're gonna go find a room.
00:23:26What?
00:23:33What the fuck was that?
00:23:35Nothing.
00:23:35I mean, it totally showed him up, didn't it?
00:23:37Oh, my God.
00:23:39I can't.
00:23:40This is all for show.
00:23:41I bet they're doing nothing in there.
00:23:43Alright.
00:23:44It's time to sell it.
00:23:46Sell what?
00:23:47Some sex.
00:23:50Oh, yeah, Lucy.
00:23:51Right there.
00:23:51Oh, my God.
00:23:52We're all having fake sex with you.
00:23:54You have to.
00:23:55Did you hear what he just said about you?
00:23:56Now's your chance.
00:23:57To get some revenge, alright?
00:23:58Oh, my God.
00:23:59This is so humiliating.
00:24:02It's quiet in there.
00:24:04That Lucy chickened out.
00:24:06Come on.
00:24:07I'm chickened.
00:24:08Okay.
00:24:10Oh, my God.
00:24:11Yeah, Blake.
00:24:13Mmm.
00:24:13Yeah.
00:24:16Jump up and down.
00:24:17Jump up and down.
00:24:18Okay.
00:24:19Wow, Lucy.
00:24:20You are so fucking bent.
00:24:22Oh, yeah.
00:24:23I've been stretching, baby.
00:24:25I bet you little sluts.
00:24:27Oh, what's that, Lucy?
00:24:29I'm the biggest you've ever seen?
00:24:30So much bigger than Adam.
00:24:32Yeah, yeah.
00:24:32You're getting a little sluts.
00:24:36Jesus fucking Christ.
00:24:37What are they doing in there?
00:24:41Oh, my God, Blake.
00:24:43Oh, yeah.
00:24:44Right there, Lucy.
00:24:44Don't stop.
00:24:45Don't stop.
00:24:51Take it home, Lucy.
00:24:54Blake!
00:24:55Blake!
00:24:56Blake!
00:24:58No!
00:25:00Did she just finish?
00:25:01That's it.
00:25:02I'm going in.
00:25:03Go get him.
00:25:06He's coming.
00:25:07Come on.
00:25:07He's coming.
00:25:09Take your shirt off.
00:25:10What?
00:25:12No, I'm not taking my shirt off.
00:25:13You have to take your shirt off.
00:25:14We're gonna get caught.
00:25:15Come on.
00:25:33You've got some nerve, Lucy.
00:25:34God, you're such a fucking pervert.
00:25:36What, you just couldn't pass out the opportunity for another show?
00:25:38This is stupid.
00:25:40I'm out of here.
00:25:41Bye-bye.
00:25:42I ain't a fucking cuck.
00:25:47Oh, my God.
00:25:50Wow.
00:25:51that was uh too much no no I'm uh they're impressed it's very convincing
00:25:58you get so good at fake orgasm yeah I don't know I guess I've had a lot of
00:26:01practice at faking it
00:26:09Lucy have you ever had a real orgasm no never never in your whole life no like
00:26:17when me and Adam would do it just like he finished and then that was it wow
00:26:22like pathetic human meaning
00:26:26yeah
00:26:32I could help you with that
00:26:37if you want me to
00:26:39is he serious is this happening
00:26:43do I want this to be happening
00:26:47wait I can't trust Blake he's a total playboy
00:26:50well we have rules yeah I know I'm just saying
00:26:56well I don't know do you think we like took it too far
00:26:59did we do too much no I mean listen you didn't get turned on by us having fake sex
00:27:04it was fake keyword fake it's not real it's just um you know to get revenge
00:27:10yes I know that
00:27:11then don't say stuff like that okay I got it strictly professional sound like I have
00:27:16feelings for you anyways good good all right I'm walking you home wait what we're leaving
00:27:23yeah did I say something to upset him
00:27:27let's get the fuck out of this place
00:27:31why don't I feel like I just messed everything up
00:27:39okay this one's me thank you for you know walking me home
00:27:43no problem
00:27:44I'll see you tomorrow
00:27:45for fake dating purposes only right
00:27:48obviously
00:27:49obviously
00:27:50all right well
00:27:56good night
00:27:57good night
00:28:02good
00:28:03this is good
00:28:05definitely doesn't sting at all
00:28:14what are you doing why are you throwing my clothes on the floor
00:28:18I am kicking you out
00:28:19what you can't just kick me out this is literally my room too
00:28:22yes I can I talked to housing Adam's dad made a call
00:28:26no that is not fair
00:28:27what am I supposed to do where am I supposed to go
00:28:29this is my bed
00:28:30you slept with the enemy and cost Adam his game
00:28:33what did you think was gonna happen
00:28:35you slept with my boyfriend you should be the one to go
00:28:37you can tell your sob story to your fellow homeless friends
00:28:41what
00:28:42no stop
00:28:44you're like whoa
00:28:45what are you doing
00:28:47get out of my room
00:28:51where the hell am I supposed to go now
00:28:56what's up Lucy
00:28:57you know if you wanted me to stay so bad you could have just asked
00:29:00I need to do a whole uh strip tease
00:29:03well my roommate um Emma just kicked me out
00:29:07huh
00:29:10yep
00:29:12what do you need a place to stay
00:29:14what
00:29:15you could stay with me
00:29:18no
00:29:18I got two bedrooms
00:29:20you have your own space
00:29:21but no
00:29:22that is
00:29:23that's a terrible idea
00:29:24we're fake dating
00:29:26nobody would think anything of it
00:29:41so uh your room is gonna be downstairs
00:29:50mine's upstairs
00:29:51mine's upstairs
00:29:51but feel free to use the fridge
00:29:54kitchen
00:29:54TV
00:29:55it's all yours
00:29:56alright
00:29:57do you want some wine
00:29:59sure
00:29:59yeah
00:30:05thank you
00:30:16I have a question
00:30:18what's your question
00:30:20why are you helping me
00:30:21because I like you
00:30:23Lucy
00:30:25because we have a quest for revenge
00:30:27a common enemy
00:30:28I feel like
00:30:31there's something else
00:30:32and it's not just this
00:30:34rivalry you have with Adam
00:30:36why do you hate him so much
00:30:40my dad died when I was 16
00:30:44I'm sorry
00:30:45okay
00:30:48me and Adam
00:30:49we were on the same team
00:30:50now he was one of the first people that I told
00:30:52and then he
00:30:53takes it upon himself
00:30:55to go to the coach
00:30:56and tell him that my head's not in the right space
00:30:58that I'm distracted
00:31:00and I get kicked off the team
00:31:02that's ridiculous
00:31:04but it was just me and my mom
00:31:06all we had was hockey
00:31:08hockey is the only thing that makes our life feel normal again
00:31:12do you think she puts too much pressure on you?
00:31:15yeah
00:31:15absolutely
00:31:17but I think that's okay
00:31:19that's my job
00:31:27I think you're a lot more than just a hockey player
00:31:39it's been a long day
00:31:40get some sleep
00:31:46good night
00:31:55Lucy, have you ever had a real orgasm?
00:31:58no
00:32:00never had an orgasm
00:32:14strictly professional
00:32:25Blake Ashburn?
00:32:26yes
00:32:26sign up on me please
00:32:30thank you very much
00:32:32have a room
00:32:32this was a bad idea
00:32:35a very thoughtful
00:32:35well-intentioned
00:32:37incredibly bad idea
00:32:46God
00:32:46why do I have to be fake dating
00:32:48the hottest man alive?
00:32:50good morning
00:32:50good morning
00:32:54what is that?
00:32:59woo
00:33:00sorry
00:33:02you're so jumpy
00:33:03this morning
00:33:04I think it's just because I'm so excited about life right now
00:33:09but I got practice at like 7.45 so I gotta go
00:33:11bye
00:33:15hey little sis
00:33:17I heard what happened with Emma
00:33:18the worst
00:33:21I gotta go
00:33:22bye
00:33:23bye
00:33:29I sent you a care package
00:33:30it should have arrived by now
00:33:32love you
00:33:42love you
00:33:43I just got it
00:33:44I'm gonna open it now
00:33:51whoa
00:33:53why did my sister get me a fucking vibrator
00:33:57I'm not using that
00:33:59she's so funny
00:34:20oh my god
00:34:36oh my god
00:34:37I wanna taste you
00:34:44sweet delight
00:34:46and I'll trace you
00:34:49skin on mine
00:34:51you follow in my lead
00:34:56like the sea
00:34:58on fire
00:35:03let's make it physical
00:35:06Blake
00:35:11oh my god
00:35:13Blake
00:35:13you're so high
00:35:14you're so hot
00:35:21for Lucy
00:35:22love your big sis
00:35:24Grace
00:35:24how sweet
00:35:34oh shit
00:35:36she found it
00:35:39and she's liking it
00:35:46dude
00:35:47don't listen to Lucy
00:35:48getting freaky right now
00:35:49respect her privacy
00:35:52Blake you're so hot
00:35:53huh
00:35:54she's thinking about me
00:35:57this is
00:35:57really good
00:36:01he's not home yet
00:36:02that vibrator was a lot louder
00:36:04than I thought it was gonna be
00:36:10how was your morning
00:36:12fine
00:36:14your sister got you this
00:36:17oh
00:36:19my god
00:36:20my sister didn't send me the vibrator
00:36:22but then who
00:36:26so um
00:36:28there was a
00:36:29package
00:36:30by the door
00:36:31that wasn't
00:36:32from my sister
00:36:32um
00:36:33no
00:36:34that
00:36:35crosses the line
00:36:36so much
00:36:37you cannot just
00:36:38relax
00:36:39listen
00:36:39you know
00:36:40I was gonna return it
00:36:41but then
00:36:41it seemed like you were
00:36:42enjoying it so much
00:36:46so
00:36:46you
00:36:47you heard me
00:36:49I was trying to be a gentleman
00:36:50about the whole thing
00:36:50but then uh
00:36:51I heard you
00:36:52say my name
00:36:53can you just stop talking
00:36:54okay
00:36:55hey come on
00:36:56you know I really liked
00:37:00this is getting way too real
00:37:01what if he's just like Adam
00:37:02and I get my heart broken again
00:37:04no okay okay
00:37:05all right
00:37:05stop
00:37:06no we're not doing this
00:37:07let's let's just end the contract
00:37:09oh you want to end the contract
00:37:10um
00:37:11after the gala
00:37:12we're
00:37:12we're gonna be done
00:37:13that's what you want
00:37:14yeah
00:37:22that has to be what I want
00:37:24you can't trust him
00:37:26Lucy
00:37:26clearly you can
00:37:31Lucy
00:37:32come on
00:37:32open the door
00:37:33look
00:37:35it was my bad
00:37:35all right
00:37:36I shouldn't have got you that gift
00:37:37it was totally crossing the line
00:37:39but just
00:37:40open the door
00:37:40I'll make it up to you
00:37:41I promise
00:37:43how
00:37:43I'll take you shopping
00:37:45shopping
00:37:45I think all of your clothes
00:37:46are in the bushes
00:37:47underneath Emma's windows
00:37:48come on
00:37:49I'll get you a new dress
00:37:49for the charity gala
00:37:52I'll take you to the mall
00:37:54you can get a mall pretzel
00:37:59did you see mall pretzel
00:38:00I did
00:38:02fine
00:38:03all right well
00:38:04then your gowns and your pretzels
00:38:05will meet you
00:38:06why does he have to be so
00:38:07god damn charming
00:38:10come on
00:38:29what are you doing
00:38:31I've been getting tailored clothes since I was a little kid
00:38:33put your arms up
00:38:38god look at his hands
00:38:43I'm falling into you
00:38:46no one loves me like you do
00:38:49thought that you and I went through
00:38:52but I'm falling into you
00:38:55I've been falling into you
00:38:58there face to me
00:38:59there's nothing left to lose
00:39:02no one loves me like you do
00:39:04I'm falling into you
00:39:07do it
00:39:07kiss me
00:39:09just do it
00:39:12hi welcome
00:39:13can I help you
00:39:13hi
00:39:14um yes
00:39:16we are looking for
00:39:17a very beautiful dress
00:39:19I've got the perfect one
00:39:22thank you
00:39:33what do you think
00:39:39Blake
00:39:41I think it's uh
00:39:43amazing
00:39:44I think it's totally you
00:39:46and
00:39:47you're beautiful
00:39:49you two are adorable
00:39:51such a lovely couple
00:39:53oh
00:39:53um
00:39:54thank you
00:39:55you know I think so too
00:39:57so what do we think
00:39:58we taking this dress home
00:40:00yes
00:40:04wait
00:40:05Blake
00:40:05it's
00:40:05it's eight thousand dollars
00:40:07eight thousand dollars to see you in that dress
00:40:09seems like a steal to me
00:40:12here you go
00:40:19hi
00:40:24why are we in a lingerie shop
00:40:26because if I was your boyfriend
00:40:27I'd buy a lingerie
00:40:28but you're not
00:40:31hi
00:40:32hi
00:40:32what size bra
00:40:33she's a 34b
00:40:37what the hell
00:40:37what
00:40:38I don't know
00:40:38how do you know my bra size
00:40:40I eyeball
00:40:40you can't eyeball my boobs
00:40:42I can and I will
00:40:45thank you
00:40:48you're impossible
00:40:49and you love it
00:40:52since when do you buy lingerie
00:40:58since when do you buy lingerie
00:40:59since I have someone
00:41:01that I actually want to wear it for
00:41:03you forget that I know you Lucy
00:41:04I can tell when you're trying to be someone you're not
00:41:07I don't think I actually
00:41:08am trying to become the person
00:41:09that I've always wanted to be
00:41:11without you
00:41:12can I help you
00:41:14we're shopping
00:41:15hey babe I like that one
00:41:17oh yeah that's the red one
00:41:17yeah
00:41:18so sexy
00:41:21cute right
00:41:22I like it
00:41:23what do you think Adam
00:41:25think you look good in this
00:41:26actually you know what
00:41:27don't answer that
00:41:28it's really none of your business
00:41:28because I'm the one
00:41:29who's going to be seeing her in it
00:41:30not you
00:41:31true
00:41:32you're just doing this
00:41:33to piss me off
00:41:34oh no it's definitely
00:41:35an added bonus
00:41:36but I'm really just doing it
00:41:37because my girlfriend
00:41:38is super hot
00:41:43and you're not so bad yourself baby
00:41:46you need to stay away from Blake okay
00:41:48he's just using you
00:41:49get your fucking hand off of me
00:41:51you're going to get your heart broken Lucy
00:41:53he's just using you
00:41:54to get back with the supermodel ex-girlfriend
00:41:58hey Adam
00:41:59watch her
00:42:01look her up
00:42:02you're not as tight
00:42:05no I don't trust you
00:42:06and we're over
00:42:07so can you just get the fuck out of my face
00:42:09I think we both know that's a lie
00:42:11it's not
00:42:12shut the fuck up
00:42:17Adam what is going on here
00:42:19oh my god
00:42:20oh my god seriously
00:42:23oh my god seriously
00:42:25you know it's starting to smell like shit in here
00:42:27come on let's go baby
00:42:34hold up
00:42:36did that feel good
00:42:38yeah
00:42:39it felt pretty good
00:42:41you look good
00:42:43thank you
00:42:45so uh
00:42:46have we go get those bristles
00:42:48yes
00:42:49I'm actually so hungry
00:42:50let's go
00:42:54Blake makes me feel so safe
00:42:56but this is fake
00:42:58this is all fake
00:42:59maybe he's just good at pretending
00:43:03why are you so obsessed with them
00:43:06oh my god
00:43:06can we please not start with this
00:43:09you're not obsessed with them
00:43:11you're obsessed with her
00:43:12at least she doesn't yap non-stop like you
00:43:15Jesus Christ
00:43:17can you just give it a break
00:43:18you have been obsessed with her
00:43:19ever since she started hooking up with Blake
00:43:21okay
00:43:22I am your girlfriend now
00:43:23remember
00:43:24yeah
00:43:25and this isn't working anymore
00:43:29Adam
00:43:35why do I care so much
00:43:37that I'm not his type
00:43:38when tonight is the last night
00:43:39of our fake relationship
00:43:40god get a grip Lucy
00:43:43so we got my suit
00:43:45we got your beautiful dress
00:43:46and we got your beautiful shoes
00:43:48together we make the beauty and the beast
00:44:00so you're looking at pictures
00:44:01of my ex-girlfriend huh
00:44:03why are you doing that
00:44:06I'm sure you
00:44:09still want to go to the callow with me
00:44:11because
00:44:12it's fine if you don't
00:44:13I know I'm not
00:44:15some super model
00:44:17if Adam ever said anything like that
00:44:19it's because
00:44:19he's an insecure little bitch
00:44:21who's just trying to destroy your confidence
00:44:22alright
00:44:23don't let him
00:44:24I'm serious
00:44:26I know I'm nothing like her
00:44:28I don't like measure up to her
00:44:30at all
00:44:30no
00:44:30you're a million times better than her
00:44:32in every single fucking way
00:44:35okay well then why did you guys break up
00:44:37uh we broke up because she's a horrible person
00:44:40she's mean
00:44:41she's not nice
00:44:42she's not charismatic
00:44:43and beautiful
00:44:44and funny
00:44:44and charming like you
00:44:46she's the one that doesn't compare to you
00:44:48believe that
00:44:50and I do take pretty good photos
00:44:52you do
00:44:54you're an amazing photographer
00:44:55you're an amazing artist
00:44:57you're beautiful
00:44:57Lucy
00:45:01I think you know
00:45:02you're an amazing photographer
00:45:03who's never taken a picture of yours truly
00:45:05so I should be the one who's upset
00:45:07oh yeah
00:45:08yeah
00:45:09that's what you think
00:45:11what do you mean
00:45:13what are you doing
00:45:16what is that
00:45:19I don't know
00:45:20what is that
00:45:21I have a surprise for you
00:45:24ta-da
00:45:31oh my god
00:45:32it's so sick
00:45:33take a look
00:45:34let me see
00:45:35yes
00:45:37it's awesome
00:45:38it's super awesome
00:45:40you really didn't have to do that
00:45:42of course I did
00:45:43consider it like my thank you
00:45:45for you know
00:45:45letting me stay here
00:45:46and buying me all these
00:45:48clothes and stuff
00:45:49yeah we did all those fake orgasms
00:45:51and all those fake kisses too
00:45:53come on
00:45:54okay
00:45:55whoa
00:45:57I guess that too
00:45:59sure
00:45:59thank you for that
00:46:01you know what
00:46:01it was my pleasure
00:46:03stop
00:46:05I'm serious
00:46:08you know you act like
00:46:09a cocky asshole
00:46:11but
00:46:12I think you're a pretty decent guy
00:46:14don't tell anybody
00:46:15or I ruin my reputation
00:46:17don't worry
00:46:18I won't
00:46:20seriously
00:46:30thank you
00:46:31that was the coolest thing
00:46:32anybody's ever done for me
00:46:35I'm glad you like it
00:46:36I do
00:46:38you know I think it's better
00:46:39than any photo I've ever
00:46:40taken of Adam
00:46:42if Adam were to ask you
00:46:43to get back together
00:46:44with him tonight
00:46:46what would you say
00:46:49Ireland
00:46:52you know what
00:46:53don't answer that
00:46:57I'm sorry I asked
00:47:01well why don't we
00:47:04get dressed
00:47:06you know you're still
00:47:07my fake girlfriend tonight
00:47:08so
00:47:09I'm gonna enjoy it
00:47:14thank you
00:47:29oh
00:47:30they're all staring
00:47:32don't trip
00:47:33don't emotionally implode
00:47:34hey
00:47:35you look nice
00:47:36thanks
00:47:38not as nice as Sophia
00:47:42Blake's
00:47:43ex
00:47:44hi boys
00:47:46um what is that
00:47:47supposed to mean
00:47:48oh she was just
00:47:49the last girl
00:47:49that Blake brought
00:47:51to one of these things
00:47:52she's a model
00:47:53you're nowhere near
00:47:55her league
00:47:59Emma
00:48:00why don't you fly
00:48:00out of here
00:48:01on the broomstick
00:48:01you came in on
00:48:03leave my girl alone
00:48:05come with me
00:48:15don't listen to her
00:48:17you look beautiful
00:48:19he's just saying that
00:48:20how could he ever
00:48:21think I'm beautiful
00:48:22after being with
00:48:22someone like Sophia
00:48:24so this is it
00:48:25huh
00:48:30yep
00:48:32the charity gala
00:48:34the end of our
00:48:35professional agreement
00:48:38clean ending
00:48:39you know just like
00:48:41we talked about
00:48:43yeah
00:48:44clean
00:48:51well you know
00:48:52it's been fun
00:48:52fake dating
00:48:53fake dating
00:48:55I knew it
00:49:00you too
00:49:02it's been fun
00:49:09you know
00:49:10it's crazy
00:49:11how easy
00:49:12it was
00:49:12to make my ex jealous
00:49:14yeah but after this
00:49:15we go back to real life
00:49:17yeah
00:49:19but you got
00:49:19what you wanted
00:49:20right
00:49:20you showed him
00:49:21that you are
00:49:22so worth choosing
00:49:24I mean you are
00:49:29ladies and gentlemen
00:49:30we'll begin our
00:49:32presentation shortly
00:49:34well
00:49:35Blake
00:49:36can I see you
00:49:36for just a second
00:49:37we got a few things
00:49:38we need to verify
00:49:40um
00:49:41yeah
00:49:42sure
00:49:43we're back
00:49:51Lucy
00:49:52can I talk to you
00:49:53for a minute
00:49:53Adam
00:49:54right now is not
00:49:54the time
00:49:55okay
00:49:55please
00:49:56just for five minutes
00:50:00okay
00:50:01sure
00:50:09I screwed up
00:50:10I know
00:50:11you cheated on me
00:50:12with my roommate
00:50:14Emma isn't you
00:50:15she never supported me
00:50:16like you did
00:50:18she never believed in me
00:50:19and I'm sorry about
00:50:20what I said about you
00:50:21being bad in bed
00:50:22I just
00:50:23I was jealous
00:50:25I've actually missed you
00:50:27a lot
00:50:28breaking out with you
00:50:29was the biggest mistake
00:50:31of my life
00:50:35God
00:50:36you're so beautiful
00:50:42really
00:50:43yeah
00:51:00well I guess she got what she wants
00:51:03maybe she should be with Adam
00:51:05maybe she should be with Adam
00:51:09this should feel better
00:51:12what's wrong
00:51:13I
00:51:13you don't know
00:51:13it doesn't feel right
00:51:17what are you talking about
00:51:18I know the only reason you
00:51:20dated Blake was to get back at me
00:51:22and make me jealous
00:51:23you
00:51:23you know that
00:51:26congratulations
00:51:27you made me jealous
00:51:28okay so
00:51:30I want you back now
00:51:31okay
00:51:31no no
00:51:32no
00:51:33I did
00:51:35I did want you back
00:51:36but
00:51:37great
00:51:38I know
00:51:38I don't want
00:51:39I don't want that anymore
00:51:41that
00:51:42that kiss
00:51:42it didn't feel right
00:51:45and
00:51:45and I'm sick and tired
00:51:46of chasing you
00:51:48okay
00:51:48so
00:51:48so this is it
00:51:49this is it
00:51:50we're done
00:51:52goodbye
00:51:55Lucy
00:51:57Adam
00:52:02give it a rest
00:52:03you only want Lucy
00:52:05because Blake
00:52:06wants her
00:52:06you don't know
00:52:07what you're talking about
00:52:13if he broke up with her
00:52:14you would come crawling
00:52:15back to me
00:52:18I have to break up
00:52:19Blake and Lucy
00:52:26Blake
00:52:27Blake
00:52:28where are you
00:52:28where did you go
00:52:35hey
00:52:36where did you go
00:52:42all right
00:52:43ladies and gentlemen
00:52:44the moment you've all been waiting for
00:52:46this year's youth sports
00:52:49impact award goes to
00:52:55Blake Ashford
00:53:01that's a good bullshit
00:53:05shut up
00:53:06don't touch me
00:53:07okay
00:53:08it's over
00:53:14Blake
00:53:14are you here
00:53:16Blake
00:53:18well
00:53:18I'm sure he's just out there
00:53:20practicing his slap shots
00:53:36here you are
00:53:38you know
00:53:39you know if you want to package stuff
00:53:43go ahead
00:53:43don't mind me
00:53:46what
00:53:47you literally just missed the entire fucking gala
00:53:50really huh
00:53:51yeah
00:53:51you know I'm surprised you noticed if I was there
00:53:54and uh
00:53:54you seem pretty occupied
00:53:55you're all cozy
00:53:56it's your boy Adam
00:53:57oh
00:53:58oh yeah you saw that
00:54:00okay
00:54:00yeah I saw everything
00:54:02you know I thought that we were on a quest for revenge
00:54:05but turns out you were just uh
00:54:07just trying to get back with it
00:54:08all right
00:54:08I'll admit it okay
00:54:10it was nice to see him jealous
00:54:11and
00:54:12it felt good
00:54:13okay
00:54:13but I'm
00:54:14listen you were playing games with me
00:54:16let's be honest
00:54:17then that's okay
00:54:19better come up
00:54:20we're playing games
00:54:21you know what
00:54:21that's fine
00:54:23we're gonna play my game
00:54:24let's make this sound more interesting
00:54:26no
00:54:26Blake
00:54:27I'm
00:54:28I'm not
00:54:33catch up
00:54:33no I'm not
00:54:35I'm not drinking that
00:54:36it's fucking disgusting
00:54:36Lucy I just saw the woman that I love
00:54:38kissing another man
00:54:39so why don't you just please
00:54:40drink it
00:54:42come on
00:54:44okay
00:54:46fine
00:54:57that is so strong
00:54:59it's like burning
00:55:01okay
00:55:05okay
00:55:06truth or dare
00:55:08uh
00:55:10truth
00:55:12you getting back together with Adam
00:55:15no
00:55:16Blake
00:55:17we are not back together
00:55:18what do you mean you're not back together
00:55:19I just saw you guys
00:55:21are you lying to me
00:55:22what
00:55:22Lucy please
00:55:23I can't take it
00:55:24do not lie to me right now
00:55:25no
00:55:26I was trying to tell you earlier
00:55:27if you would have let me finish
00:55:28that
00:55:28yeah okay
00:55:29you might have seen me kiss him
00:55:30but I hated it
00:55:31it was disgusting
00:55:32and
00:55:33I don't like him
00:55:35okay
00:55:36I
00:55:36I like someone else
00:55:40I like someone else
00:55:44tell me who you like Lucy
00:55:46and please be very specific
00:55:49mm-mm
00:55:51no
00:55:52it's your turn
00:55:54truth or dare
00:55:56I choose dare
00:56:06you have to kiss me
00:56:08and then I'll tell you who I like
00:56:10and then I'll tell you who I like
00:56:10and then I'll tell you who I like
00:56:13and then I'll tell you who I like
00:56:15and then I'll tell you who I like
00:56:16and then I'll tell you who I like
00:56:17and then I'll tell you who I like
00:56:18and then I'll tell you who I like
00:56:20and then I'll tell you who I like
00:56:21and then I'll tell you who I like
00:56:22and then I'll tell you who I like
00:56:22and then I'll tell you who I like
00:56:24and then I'll tell you who I like
00:56:25and then I'll tell you who I like
00:56:26and then I'll tell you who I like
00:56:30and then I'll tell you who I like
00:56:45Did you think about me?
00:56:56When?
00:56:57Do you know when?
00:56:59Of course I thought about you.
00:57:01And you, did you think about me?
00:57:04Hmm?
00:57:05You see, I think about you every night.
00:57:11See that gift I got you?
00:57:13Yeah.
00:57:14Didn't work.
00:57:15It was good.
00:57:18I don't know.
00:57:19Let's fix it.
00:57:21Right now.
00:57:30Okay.
00:57:33We have to fix it.
00:57:34I don't know what to be fake.
00:57:36It's not going to be fake, baby.
00:57:37I don't want to do this.
00:57:38I want it to be real.
00:57:42So, I have a question.
00:57:47Does this mean our deal's over?
00:57:50Fuck that deal.
00:57:52It's always been real to me.
00:57:54If this is real, then there's always a chance my heart could get broken again.
00:58:00What?
00:58:01Lucy, what are you doing?
00:58:03Talk to me.
00:58:06Adam said I was really bad, so I don't want to disappoint you.
00:58:11Lucy, that would be impossible.
00:58:13You are the most beautiful person that I have ever met, and you care.
00:58:16And you've never been with anybody that made you feel safe, that made you feel loved.
00:58:21But I'm here now.
00:58:22Oh.
00:58:23And it's just me and you.
00:58:25There's nothing to fear.
00:58:27We know.
00:58:28And there's nothing to prove.
00:58:30I'm really not even faking it for so long.
00:58:33I want it to be good.
00:58:36We're going to take it slow.
00:58:38We don't have to do anything that you don't want to do.
00:58:47But you did say that you liked somebody.
00:58:51Is it me?
00:58:54Yes, it's you.
00:58:57Like, I like you.
00:59:00I've always wanted this to be real.
00:59:02Me too.
00:59:04Oh, I see.
00:59:14It's alright.
00:59:17It's alright.
00:59:32It's alright.
00:59:56What are you doing?
01:00:00I make you feel good.
01:00:02Yeah.
01:00:06Holy shit.
01:00:08Look at him.
01:00:10I'm a hockey player, baby.
01:00:12Which means I'm very determined.
01:00:15And my work ethic is very, very methodical.
01:00:23I'm not leaving a spot until the job is done.
01:00:29Spending a lot of pressure on yourself.
01:00:32You don't have to do that.
01:00:34I won't do it.
01:00:46I can't sleep.
01:00:47I'm a hockey player just around the rest.
01:00:51I can't sleep.
01:00:53I'll back down.
01:00:54I'm a hockey player.
01:00:58I can't sleep.
01:01:00I can't sleep.
01:01:02I can't sleep.
01:01:24Good morning.
01:01:25Good morning.
01:01:26Good morning.
01:01:28What?
01:01:29What?
01:01:32You were amazing last night.
01:01:34What?
01:01:34What?
01:01:36You don't have to say that.
01:01:38I know I don't have to say that.
01:01:40I'm not serious.
01:01:42You know, Adamus had no fucking idea what he was doing.
01:01:44Because you weren't just good.
01:01:47You were great.
01:01:48You know, I wish I could just stay in bed with you one day,
01:01:55but I think I have to get to practice.
01:02:02You sure?
01:02:04Yeah.
01:02:07You know, I was kind of hoping that maybe we could have
01:02:11made my sister today.
01:02:12She's in town.
01:02:14Your sister?
01:02:15Yeah.
01:02:15Yeah?
01:02:16Gotta talk about you a lot.
01:02:19Oh, yeah.
01:02:20Can you say next thing?
01:02:21Of course.
01:02:23Well, maybe after practice, we can find somewhere to get some lunch.
01:02:26What do you think?
01:02:27Okay.
01:02:29Yeah.
01:02:29It's perfect.
01:02:31Yeah.
01:02:36Yeah.
01:02:37What are we?
01:02:40From a boyfriend.
01:02:43Me?
01:02:44Boyfriend?
01:02:46I love it.
01:02:48Yeah?
01:02:49Yeah.
01:02:50Yeah.
01:02:52All right.
01:02:53I gotta go.
01:02:54Oh.
01:02:56Kick ass.
01:02:57Miss me.
01:03:00This feels too easy.
01:03:01And that's what makes it dangerous.
01:03:14Your call is forwarded to automatic voice message.
01:03:21Please pick up.
01:03:22I want to apologize.
01:03:28What?
01:03:28What do you want?
01:03:29Lucy.
01:03:30Hey, look.
01:03:31I feel really bad about how things ended with us.
01:03:34You do?
01:03:35Yes, of course.
01:03:36We used to have so much fun as roommates.
01:03:39Why don't we catch up for coffee at that place on 3rd?
01:03:42Why would I ever want to be friends again?
01:03:44Look, I have information about Sophia that you might want to hear.
01:03:49What do you know?
01:03:49What is it?
01:03:50I'd rather tell you in person.
01:03:52Okay.
01:03:52Uh, just give me 10 minutes.
01:03:53Okay?
01:03:54Good.
01:03:55I'll see you soon.
01:04:02How do you know this is gonna work?
01:04:03I mean, we don't even know if he's gonna be here.
01:04:06Oh, trust me.
01:04:07I know he's gonna be here.
01:04:09He comes to this coffee shop after hockey practice every day between 9.30 and 10.
01:04:15So he should be here any...
01:04:18Oh, look, there he is.
01:04:20It's a go.
01:04:26Sophia.
01:04:27Oh, my God.
01:04:28Blake.
01:04:29What are you doing here?
01:04:30Huh?
01:04:32I heard your team made the final round of playoffs.
01:04:34Congrats.
01:04:36You were always a very big fan of me winning.
01:04:37I wanted you to be the best you could be.
01:04:39We all do.
01:04:40What could Emma possibly have to tell me about Sophia?
01:04:44You look good.
01:04:45Oh, my God.
01:04:47Is that Blake's ex?
01:04:49I've been thinking about you a lot lately.
01:04:51Sophia.
01:04:52We were so good together, Blake.
01:04:54Don't you ever miss that?
01:04:57We could go back to right where we left off.
01:05:00I knew it.
01:05:01I knew I shouldn't dress him.
01:05:03I only liked him because I was a hockey player.
01:05:05That's not true.
01:05:06You're also so hot.
01:05:09Oh, God.
01:05:11I can't watch any more of this.
01:05:13Stay away from me.
01:05:16You know, I know you and I see through all this bullshit, all right?
01:05:19You liked me for two reasons.
01:05:20One, because you like to party so fucking much.
01:05:22And two, because it helped raise your status.
01:05:25You know, I'm with somebody.
01:05:26Yeah, somebody new.
01:05:27Please give a shit about that stuff.
01:05:28All right?
01:05:29That little poor girl I've been hearing so much about.
01:05:33I'm done.
01:05:35Yeah.
01:05:36Goodbye.
01:05:36Goodbye.
01:05:42I can't believe I fell for a cheater again.
01:05:47Lucy, I am so sorry that you had to see that.
01:05:51I just knew that if I told you over the phone, you weren't going to believe me.
01:05:55I don't trust Emma, but she did show me the truth about Blake.
01:06:01Look, I know you can't trust me, but you shouldn't trust Blake.
01:06:05I see him with Sophia all the time.
01:06:08I feel so stupid.
01:06:10You know, I really thought that he was different.
01:06:12Well, no, don't blame yourself.
01:06:14It's hard to see past Blake's charm.
01:06:17Or those biceps.
01:06:21I just have terrible taste in it.
01:06:25Well, if you want any advice, don't date hockey players, okay?
01:06:29They're not worth the heartbreak.
01:06:31Yeah, no, I'm never dating a hockey player ever again.
01:06:36I guess I should say thanks.
01:06:39You know, for looking out for me.
01:06:42Anytime.
01:07:04It didn't work.
01:07:06He's not interested.
01:07:07Oh, it's going to work.
01:07:09They'll be broken up by the end of the day.
01:07:14Hey, Lucy!
01:07:16I got purples.
01:07:17Where you at?
01:07:20Lucy?
01:07:22God, where the hell are you?
01:07:40It was fun while it lasted.
01:07:42But I guess all good things have to come to an end.
01:07:44I hope you and Sophia are happy together.
01:07:46I hope you and Sophia are happy together.
01:07:47What in this?
01:07:49Sophia?
01:07:51Sophia?
01:07:52Oh, my God.
01:07:53Oh, my God.
01:07:56Oh, my God.
01:08:07You've been quiet for like 10 minutes.
01:08:12It's really weird for you.
01:08:15It's over between me and Blake.
01:08:16Okay.
01:08:19It's Bill.
01:08:20Well, I thought I might have, you know, picked a good guy finally, but turns out they're
01:08:28all the same.
01:08:29Sorry, Lucy.
01:08:32You seem so happy with him.
01:08:34You know, at this point, can we just like swear off all men?
01:08:37Seriously.
01:08:38I know.
01:08:39They'll fucking suck.
01:08:40Yeah.
01:08:41Well, you do say that every time you get your heart broken.
01:08:44I know.
01:08:44I'm serious.
01:08:45Like, I mean it.
01:08:46You know, you can't let one bad experience stop you from trying again.
01:08:51I don't want to get hurt again.
01:08:52I know.
01:08:54But what if you don't?
01:08:56What if this next time it works out?
01:09:00You know?
01:09:03Lucy?
01:09:05Is that?
01:09:08Yep.
01:09:09Should I?
01:09:10No, no, no.
01:09:12I'll get it.
01:09:12It's fine.
01:09:19Hey.
01:09:20Can I explain something to you?
01:09:22Please?
01:09:23Be my guest.
01:09:26Um, so this is my sister, Grace.
01:09:29You were supposed to meet her the other day.
01:09:31Remember?
01:09:32Yeah.
01:09:33Hi, Grace.
01:09:34Blake.
01:09:34Hey.
01:09:35Nice to meet you.
01:09:36Yeah.
01:09:37Well, I'm going to give you two some privacy.
01:09:43Hey.
01:09:45So, I got totally ambushed by my ex today.
01:09:49But I mean, I just told her that I'm not interested.
01:09:52It's not what it looked like.
01:09:54What do you mean it's not what it looks like?
01:09:56What, were you there?
01:09:58Yeah.
01:09:59Yeah, I was there.
01:10:00I saw everything.
01:10:02My suspicions were right.
01:10:05My suspicions were right.
01:10:05You are a man whore.
01:10:06And you're always going to be one.
01:10:08That's not true.
01:10:09Please don't say things like that right now.
01:10:11Listen, I've tried to explain something to you.
01:10:13Nothing was happening.
01:10:15Nothing was going to happen.
01:10:16I promise you.
01:10:17I'm not your type.
01:10:19Okay?
01:10:20Just admit it.
01:10:23Not my type.
01:10:24Lucy, what are you saying?
01:10:27If you can't trust me after every single thing that we've been through, I don't know,
01:10:31then maybe we should go our separate ways.
01:10:35Don't do that.
01:10:37Come on, Lucy.
01:10:39Okay.
01:10:43I do so you know.
01:10:46I'm not Adam.
01:10:48I never will be.
01:10:52Sorry.
01:10:57Hey, Lucy.
01:10:59You and me are you running away?
01:11:06Welcome to the championship game for the Leopard 2.
01:11:09Take on the Thunderhawks.
01:11:15Um, photographer?
01:11:20Hi.
01:11:21Could you get a photo of me and my Blake?
01:11:23Your Blake?
01:11:25Yeah, I think it would look good for the papers.
01:11:28Blake!
01:11:31Blake, come here!
01:11:41Got it.
01:11:43Good luck out there today.
01:11:45Remember, you're a winner, Blake.
01:11:47Thanks.
01:11:49Lucy, what are you doing here, huh?
01:11:54Just doing my job.
01:11:56Oh, I thought you said you didn't care.
01:12:02So why are you crying?
01:12:09Lucy!
01:12:13Lucy!
01:12:15Lucy!
01:12:21I just wanted to introduce myself.
01:12:23I know who you are.
01:12:24And you know Blake and I are back together?
01:12:27Okay.
01:12:29Cool, I don't care.
01:12:30Stop embarrassing yourself.
01:12:32It's pathetic how you follow him around all the time.
01:12:34I'm a photographer.
01:12:35That's my job. I take photos.
01:12:38Yeah.
01:12:39He did say that you're obsessed with taking photos of him.
01:12:42He said that?
01:12:45How did you ever think a guy like Blake could choose a nobody like you?
01:12:51Well, I don't care about Blake.
01:12:52So go ahead.
01:12:54Go ahead.
01:12:54You can have him.
01:12:57Lucy.
01:12:57Lucy.
01:13:00He did say you were sweet, but...
01:13:03Not somebody you would ever take seriously.
01:13:13Get it together.
01:13:17I just don't understand why you don't want to be with me.
01:13:20Oh my God, you're so needy.
01:13:23If I would do anything for you, I broke up Blake and Lucy so that his head wouldn't be in
01:13:29the game tonight for you.
01:13:30What? How did you do that?
01:13:32Convince Sophia to try and win him back.
01:13:34Blake doesn't want her, but Lucy doesn't need that.
01:13:37He's not back together with Sophia?
01:13:39I don't need you meddling with my life, okay?
01:13:41I can destroy Blake all on my own.
01:13:44Destroy Blake?
01:13:45Okay.
01:13:46How are you gonna do that?
01:13:48Already done.
01:13:49Let's just say that he skates the sabotage and his ankle's gonna break as soon as the puck drops.
01:13:56Adam, it's time to hit the ice. Let's go.
01:13:59Got it, coach.
01:14:02Blake's gonna break his ankle. That'll destroy his whole career.
01:14:05I gotta save him before the puck drop.
01:14:14Let's go, Blakey.
01:14:15Come on, Adam.
01:14:17Can't believe Lucy wanted you.
01:14:19You're not mad that Lucy wanted me, but you're mad that she didn't want you.
01:14:24I'm gonna destroy you, Ashberger.
01:14:26Bring it on, Charles.
01:14:28Let's go, Blakey.
01:14:29You're the best.
01:14:30Come on, Adam. You're so hot on the hike.
01:14:34Blake saw me. You're scared. They've been sabotaged.
01:14:37Don't drop the puck.
01:14:38I've gotta save him.
01:14:41Well, here goes nothing.
01:14:52Blake, stop!
01:14:55What's this?
01:14:56A random man seems to have run out onto the ice.
01:14:59Hey, Lucy, what are you doing?
01:15:13Blake, I had to save you.
01:15:15Save me? What?
01:15:17Sorry, miss.
01:15:18You know the ladies love Blake, but you can't be pummeling him on the ice.
01:15:22No.
01:15:23No, no, no, no, no, no. He tried to sabotage him.
01:15:25You did, huh?
01:15:30Now the Rev fan seems to be accusing star player Adam Johnson of cheating.
01:15:34Somebody get her on the Tumbo-tron.
01:15:35What?
01:15:35This is bullshit.
01:15:37She's lying.
01:15:38This is my ex-girlfriend.
01:15:40She's been so hellbent on getting revenge on me that she even started fake dating Blake.
01:15:45Wow.
01:15:46That's the best fight.
01:15:48Yeah, that's right.
01:15:50She pretended to date Blake just to get back at me.
01:15:52And now she accuses me of cheating?
01:15:55She's pathetic.
01:15:57Hey, why don't you watch your fucking mouth?
01:15:58Hey, why don't you watch your fucking mouth, huh?
01:16:02Watch out.
01:16:08You got this, Lucy.
01:16:10Maybe I pretended to date Blake.
01:16:14Or so I thought it was like that.
01:16:16But, you know, I thought he was this big notorious playboy.
01:16:20But that's actually you.
01:16:21He is nothing like that.
01:16:23He takes care of me.
01:16:26He supports me.
01:16:28He does everything I could ever ask for.
01:16:31And it doesn't even feel like pretend anymore.
01:16:34I've realized it's not.
01:16:36And I've realized that I actually love him.
01:16:45Well, this is taking quite a turn.
01:16:51Aw.
01:16:52Can we get back to hockey now?
01:16:54No, we cannot get back to hockey.
01:16:55You tried to break his fucking ankle.
01:16:57You're jealous of his career.
01:16:59Well, you literally have like no proof.
01:17:01So can you just, you know?
01:17:03Oh, you don't have proof.
01:17:04Okay.
01:17:07Let's just say that he skates the sabotage.
01:17:09And his ankle's gonna break as soon as the puck drops.
01:17:13You fucking asshole.
01:17:15Here's your proof.
01:17:16Asshole.
01:17:20You gotta go.
01:17:21You're done.
01:17:21What? No!
01:17:22You gotta go.
01:17:23This is...
01:17:24This is bullshit.
01:17:25This is bullshit!
01:17:31My nose!
01:17:34Oh!
01:17:35Oh!
01:17:36Oh!
01:17:39Oh!
01:17:39Oh!
01:17:41Oh, I'm so loose.
01:17:45Lucy, did you mean what you just said back there?
01:17:47Did you really mean that?
01:17:48I did.
01:17:51I love you.
01:17:52And it didn't always just feel like pretending.
01:17:54I did.
01:17:55You know, it was never pretend for me.
01:17:58Ever.
01:18:07Are you freaking kidding me?
01:18:12You got another one for me.
01:18:13You got another one for me.
01:18:13You got another one for me.
01:18:14You got another one for me.
01:18:14Well, in my 30 years of announcing, I have to say I've never seen a more exciting start
01:18:18to a hockey game.
01:18:24You're doing great.
01:18:25So you won today.
01:18:27How does it feel?
01:18:30It feels pretty good.
01:18:31You know, I'm just trying to make sure you don't break your ankle.
01:18:33I'm not, you know.
01:18:34After all this practice, I'm going to go pro.
01:18:37Yeah, maybe you could be the puck.
01:18:38Okay.
01:18:39What the fuck?
01:18:41I know I'm not that good.
01:18:43I'll get better, okay?
01:18:44You know, I know something else you're pretty good at.
01:18:47Yeah.
01:18:53Really good.
01:18:54Yeah.
01:19:03Good.
01:19:03Calm down.
01:19:07You know, there's a will, there's a will.
01:19:09Yeah.
01:19:09We could do this thing right now.
01:19:12Don't attempt.
01:19:13Click.
01:19:14Click.
01:19:15You know.
01:19:16So today's the deadline for a whole big dating thing.
01:19:23So I'm wondering, did you ever even want it?
01:19:28You know, at first I told you that I wanted to win the playoffs.
01:19:31Yeah.
01:19:33Well, I really wanted to.
01:19:35We'll just see.
01:19:39So do I.
01:19:42I just didn't know what happened.
01:19:46No problem waiting for you to catch up.
01:19:54Ready to go?
01:20:01Yeah, that's good.
01:20:13Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do.
01:20:14You can't live without it.
01:20:17That's me.
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