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Arbor Day 1990
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00:00:07You're doomed!
00:00:08Doomed!
00:00:39You're doomed!
00:01:06I don't know.
00:01:30I don't know.
00:02:02I don't know.
00:02:37I don't know.
00:02:41I don't know.
00:02:43I don't know.
00:02:53I can tell you about the other day.
00:02:58It happened a long time ago.
00:03:02In color.
00:03:04It started out just like any other day.
00:03:08I don't know.
00:03:37I don't know.
00:03:38Well, as a botanist, I think it's pretty neat, too.
00:03:42Honey, honey, would you like me to take over?
00:03:44Oh, no, dear.
00:03:45I'm feeling strong as an ox.
00:03:47I don't know.
00:03:52I don't know.
00:03:54I don't know.
00:03:56I don't know.
00:04:11Really, really, I'm okay.
00:04:13All right, relax.
00:04:16I'm gonna be okay, I'm gonna be all right.
00:04:18I told you not to wear long sleeves.
00:04:25Oh, boy.
00:04:27Deep breaths.
00:04:30All right.
00:04:34I'm gonna be okay, I'm gonna be all right.
00:04:36Well, maybe next time you won't fill your pocket so hard.
00:04:39I don't need your wallet.
00:04:41I don't need your keys.
00:04:44We don't need spare cheese.
00:04:46Of course.
00:04:48Hey, cats.
00:04:49You dropped your bag.
00:04:52Happy Albany.
00:04:54Thanks.
00:04:56Wow, this must be our lucky day.
00:05:08This sucks.
00:05:15I'm gonna work my fucking arm again.
00:05:23I hate this fucking job.
00:05:29Bingo.
00:05:34How the day is working?
00:05:44Bingo.
00:05:46Oh, shit.
00:05:49Howdy, folks.
00:05:50Hi, Mr. Barger, and you're happy Albany.
00:05:53And a happy Albany to you, too.
00:05:55Say, that sure is a beauty.
00:05:58When I was your age, me and my daddy planted a tree just like that one.
00:06:02You know, that tree is still standing today.
00:06:05Sometimes I go back and I look at that tree.
00:06:07It's like a piece of my past.
00:06:09How come you're not planting trees today?
00:06:11Well, Elm, Mr. Ranger has a very important job.
00:06:15He has to make sure the forest is safe for all the campers.
00:06:19Speaking of safety, you folks remember, we share this forest with our animal friends.
00:06:23Respect the woods, and it'll respect you.
00:06:26Thank you, Mr. Ranger.
00:06:28Bye.
00:06:29Bye-bye now, and you folks have a happy Arbor Day.
00:06:34Assholes.
00:06:43There.
00:06:44That ought to do it.
00:06:45You know, Elm, I think we picked the perfect location.
00:06:48There's rich topsoil, ample sunlight, and plenty of water.
00:06:52All the ingredients necessary for our plant to grow up healthy.
00:06:55Wow, our tree's going to last a hundred million zillion years.
00:06:59Ha, ha, ha.
00:07:00Well, Elm, I don't know if it'll be here that long,
00:07:02but it should be here for years for us to come and enjoy it.
00:07:08Look, Daddy, a man in a bear suit.
00:07:14Please, Lieutenant, it's a real bear.
00:07:16Look, Daddy, a grizzly bear.
00:07:25Come here, little fella.
00:07:28Come on.
00:07:29I've got a nice fig newton for you.
00:07:31Good boy.
00:07:34Here you go.
00:07:36Come on.
00:07:38Come on.
00:07:39That looks good.
00:07:42Please, Daddy, I'm scared.
00:07:44Relax, Elmer.
00:07:45It's only a little bear.
00:07:48What do you think a bear is doing in this part of the woods?
00:07:51He's probably just a little hungry.
00:07:53Hey, you know, it is mating season.
00:07:55He's probably hungry for a little love.
00:07:59Honey, not in front of Elmer.
00:08:02Please, Daddy, please.
00:08:04Aw, Elm, this guy's been around humans so long,
00:08:07he's probably tame as a kitten.
00:08:09Please, Daddy, please, please.
00:08:12Relax, Elmer.
00:08:13Your father wouldn't feed the bear if it wasn't safe.
00:08:16Come on, Elm.
00:08:17He's probably more afraid of us than we are of him.
00:08:20You watch this.
00:08:29Elmer, run!
00:08:31Oh, no!
00:08:46Please!
00:09:12Strange case with this Jacobs boy.
00:09:15As a youth, he witnessed his parents being mauled by a bear.
00:09:17His father was decapitated, and they found traces of bear semen in his mother's mutilated body.
00:09:24God, what a horrible story.
00:09:26Poor child.
00:09:28Yes, and to add to the tragedy, the event occurred on Arbor Day, making the holiday unbearable.
00:09:37Poor kid.
00:09:38Imagine not being able to celebrate Arbor Day.
00:09:43No.
00:09:46Oddly enough, the only day of the year that his brainwaves show any change is on Arbor Day.
00:09:50The rest of the year here means a catatonic trance.
00:09:54What the hell is that?
00:09:59It's the New York Mets, doctor.
00:10:01It's the New York Mets, doctor.
00:10:03The New York Mets.
00:10:04And tell me, Missy, who are the Mets playing the next home game?
00:10:11The Cubs.
00:10:12Who?
00:10:14The Cubs, doctor.
00:10:16The Cubs, doctor.
00:10:17The Cubs, doctor.
00:10:18The Cubs, doctor!
00:10:20And I take it you intend to remind poor Arbor's early childhood trauma, hmm?
00:10:25Why don't you just run up to him and say,
00:10:27Look out, Arbor!
00:10:28There's a bear behind you!
00:10:42Don't you realize the mere mention of the word back can prolong poor Arbor's recovery?
00:10:47Now exercise your sensitivity and change that channel.
00:10:51I don't want to start the season, but I'm playing every day.
00:10:53Hey!
00:10:54Oh!
00:10:59Soft and luxurious are helping to create a fire danger level that is elevated.
00:11:05Press conference with...
00:11:06That's better.
00:11:07We now return to our regularly scheduled program.
00:11:10So you're saying that the only day that Elma's brainwave show any change is on Arbor Day?
00:11:17Yes.
00:11:18Yes, I did say that.
00:11:20Well, correct me if I'm wrong, doctor, but...
00:11:23Isn't tomorrow Arbor Day?
00:11:26Why, yes.
00:11:28Yes, it is.
00:11:29We better prepare some type of restraint.
00:11:30That's a protective measure.
00:11:34Pains me to have to chain up such a poor human being like this.
00:11:38Well, if you ask me,
00:11:40all these freaks should be chained up,
00:11:43just like animals,
00:11:44because that's all they are.
00:11:46They ain't no human beings.
00:11:48Mr. Briggs,
00:11:50I thought I told you to mop up all a C-section.
00:11:53Maybe you should attend to your job,
00:11:54or I'll attend to it for you.
00:11:57When you're through with that,
00:11:58then you may return and clean Mr. Jacobs' room.
00:12:01Have it done by midnight.
00:12:03Yes, sir.
00:12:07Oh, and Briggs,
00:12:09in the future I'll thank you
00:12:10to keep your uneducated comments to yourself.
00:12:17You know,
00:12:18he hasn't been the same
00:12:19since he had his neck slammed in that car door.
00:12:22Well, some just don't understand that.
00:12:24Crazy people are people, too.
00:12:27They just need someone to look out for them
00:12:29and take care of them.
00:12:32It's two o'clock, doctor.
00:12:33Oh, I'll wait.
00:12:57Well, if it isn't the freak.
00:13:00Hiya, freaky.
00:13:02What you staring at?
00:13:03Huh?
00:13:04What's the matter?
00:13:05Bear got your tongue?
00:13:07I know all about you, freaky.
00:13:09And I brought you a present.
00:13:11Yeah, a surprise.
00:13:13Look it.
00:13:14Hey, hey.
00:13:16You like it?
00:13:17Happy R-Bear Day, freaky.
00:13:20Huh?
00:13:21Aw, looks like your daddy
00:13:23wasn't the only one
00:13:24who lost his head on that day,
00:13:26huh, freaky?
00:13:27Huh?
00:13:28And I bet your mama loved
00:13:30when that bear was on.
00:13:58Hey, hey, hey.
00:14:00I was only kidding.
00:14:01Hey, hey.
00:14:01I really didn't think your mama enjoyed it.
00:14:03I swear.
00:14:04Hey, I'm sorry.
00:14:06I'm sorry.
00:14:07I didn't mean it.
00:14:08I swear.
00:14:09Oh, I'm sorry.
00:14:10Hey, mama.
00:14:12What?
00:14:12Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:14:42This is really taking the light out of me.
00:15:12Oh, oh, oh.
00:15:15Oh, oh.
00:15:19Oh.
00:18:05Hey, Pitbull, how much longer till we reach this place?
00:18:09Gee, Stace, I don't know.
00:18:10Last time I was out here, I was so high on angel weed, it seemed like it only took ten
00:18:15seconds.
00:18:16Well, we better get this soon, because my feet are killing me and I'm starving.
00:18:19Well, hey, Jen, I got some nuts.
00:18:23Oh, good.
00:18:24Oh, great.
00:18:25Charlie, you're such an asshole.
00:18:26What's the matter?
00:18:27Can you take the joke?
00:18:31Good one.
00:18:32Hey, Stace, check on some tunes.
00:18:41God, we're going to be right back.
00:18:44God, all they play is news and commercials these days.
00:18:49Hey, Stace, what's with those two?
00:18:51They're so creepy and they don't talk to anybody?
00:18:54Just leave them alone.
00:18:55They're okay.
00:18:56They're just shy.
00:18:58Look, sis, a perfect specimen of silk spray rose.
00:19:01Oh, that's a beauty, Bobby.
00:19:02And just look at the symmetry of the vena structure.
00:19:05Now, that's a marvel of vegetative nutritional transport.
00:19:08We'll have to put this one in the scrapbook.
00:19:12Come on, you two, join the party.
00:19:15Hey, we gotta be close.
00:19:17I remember bumping into this stump last time.
00:19:21Eureka!
00:19:24This way, dudes.
00:19:27This way, Pitbull.
00:19:28The way you snip out drugs, you should work at the airport.
00:19:34I'm telling you, detective, we've got to find this boy, quick.
00:19:38In his mental condition, there's no telling what he might do.
00:19:43Yeah, and climb to believe you, Doc, after what he did to the attendant.
00:19:47What was his name?
00:19:48Griggs?
00:19:50Figures I've got to spend my all the day tracking down some psycho.
00:19:54Please hurry, detective.
00:19:55I'm afraid he might be in some danger.
00:19:59Suicidal tendencies are quite common around the holidays.
00:20:01Yeah, well, no offense, Doc, but I'm a little bit more worried about the other four billion people out there.
00:20:21Voila!
00:20:22I told you I'd find this place.
00:20:24This place is awful.
00:20:27Yeah, it's kind of creepy.
00:20:30I don't know.
00:20:31I kind of like it.
00:20:33It makes me feel right at home, boy.
00:20:38Don't worry, sunshine.
00:20:40After a few lines of my mystical guru powder, this place will look like the Taj Mahal.
00:20:46I don't know, guys.
00:20:47This place doesn't look too safe.
00:20:48I mean, the floors could be rotten.
00:20:49We could all get hurt.
00:20:51Are you kidding, sis?
00:20:52This building is at least 50 years old.
00:20:55It must have been built according to the old building codes.
00:20:58I bet it's still as solid as a rock.
00:21:02What does this kid know, anyway?
00:21:04You could believe him.
00:21:05He's a wizard.
00:21:06Calculus, biology, physics.
00:21:08Not to mention mechanical engineering, psychology, and chemistry.
00:21:12Chemistry?
00:21:14The only thing I know about chemistry is that time I brewed up some wicked mushroom dust for the Ted
00:21:19Nugent concert.
00:21:21Come on.
00:21:22Trust me.
00:21:24Hey, you guys!
00:21:25Run!
00:21:26Run!
00:21:26It's not safe.
00:21:28This place is evil.
00:21:30You'll all perish.
00:21:34You're doomed!
00:21:36Doomed!
00:21:38Yeah!
00:21:39And a happy Arbor Day to you, too, pal!
00:21:43I'm starting to have second thoughts about this place.
00:21:47Come on, smiley face.
00:21:48There's nothing to worry about.
00:21:50Holy shit!
00:21:51Look at this!
00:21:54Jacobs?
00:21:55Who's that?
00:21:56Wasn't that the guy that invented blackjack moon rocks?
00:22:00No, but I remember that name from one of my history textbooks.
00:22:05As I recall, it had something to do with Arbor Day.
00:22:10Bingo, kid!
00:22:1120 years ago, Elmer Jacobs watched his parents being mutilated by a grizzly bear.
00:22:19Now, he's a basket case in the loony bin at South Oaks.
00:22:24Every year, on Arbor Day, his power grows.
00:22:29And one day, he'll escape and come back to the only place he knows.
00:22:35This house.
00:22:37And he'll come back for revenge.
00:22:40He'll come back to kill!
00:22:47Come on, guys.
00:22:48Let's go in the house before that nut comes back.
00:22:51Good.
00:23:22Let's go in the house.
00:23:52Hello?
00:23:53Yeah, hi, honey.
00:23:54It's me.
00:23:55Listen, I'm afraid I'm going to have to work late tonight.
00:23:58But, honey, it's Arbor Day.
00:24:00I just put the turkey in the oven, and Junior's been waiting to plant that tree all day.
00:24:05I know, honey.
00:24:06Don't you think I'd rather be out planting the tree with my son than chasing after some whack job?
00:24:11I'm sorry, dear.
00:24:13It's just that Arbor Day has always been so special to us.
00:24:16Yeah, I'm sorry, too, honey.
00:24:17But sometimes a man's job has got to come before his turkey dinner.
00:24:22Even turkey with stuffing and brown gravy on a bed of corn niblets and butter.
00:24:27And mashed potatoes with pearl onions.
00:24:30And tender glazed green beans smothered in hollandaise sauce.
00:24:35And hot peach cobbler with a scoop of French vanilla ice cream and Cool Whip.
00:24:39I also made some triscuits and cheese whiz.
00:24:43Well, maybe just a little nibble.
00:24:50Holy horror show, man.
00:24:54Ay caramba!
00:24:56They need to know cleaning lady.
00:24:58Oh, this place is a mess.
00:25:00Yeah.
00:25:04Oh, my God.
00:25:16Whoa, the maid's on vacation.
00:25:18Hey, this is not the Taj Mahal.
00:25:21Oh, I can see that again.
00:25:30This is disgusting.
00:25:38This place is filthy.
00:25:43And the lights don't work.
00:25:45Pitbull, why'd you drag us out to this shack?
00:25:49Don't worry, Jen.
00:25:50In just a few minutes, you'll be able to see by the light of my silvery barn.
00:25:55Hey, Pitbull!
00:25:56Why don't you try one of these beauties?
00:25:59Whoa, mint-o, dude.
00:26:10Whoa!
00:26:14Charlie!
00:26:15Maybe I'll just go look for the circuit breaker.
00:26:17Considering this house is over 40 years old,
00:26:21it'd be safe to assume a fuse box would be located in the basement.
00:26:24Thank you, Thomas Alva Edison.
00:26:27This kid's a regular Weinstein.
00:26:29He's just trying to be helpful.
00:26:31Here, Charlie, lay off.
00:26:33All right.
00:26:34Look, kid.
00:26:36I'm sorry.
00:26:37I'm not such a bad guy.
00:26:40Let's shake.
00:26:52Ay, caramba, Charlie!
00:26:54Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay!
00:26:58I guess I'll check to sell him.
00:27:05I guess I'll check to sell him.
00:28:19Fuse is my lucky day.
00:31:15She's dead.
00:31:16It was horrible.
00:31:17Her viscera was smeared all over the basement.
00:31:21Stacy always had a lot of guts.
00:31:23This is serious.
00:31:25Okay.
00:31:26If you don't believe me, come downstairs and see for yourselves.
00:31:30Bobby.
00:31:31Bobby, if you don't believe me, come downstairs and see for yourselves.
00:32:25Oh my God.
00:32:36It's freezing down here.
00:32:38I swear, she was just here a second ago.
00:32:42Hey Pitbull, I think Bobby's been getting into some of your dope.
00:32:46You better count your Shangri-La pills.
00:32:48See if one's missing.
00:32:50Hey, made your own cool squirt.
00:32:52This isn't very funny, Bobby.
00:32:55What the hell is that?
00:32:56I don't know.
00:32:58But it came from over there.
00:33:29What's the matter, Charlie?
00:33:30Are you afraid of a little kitty cat?
00:33:31Very funny.
00:33:32Oh, he's so cute.
00:33:34Hey, I've seen cuter pussies in my lifetime.
00:33:37Good one.
00:33:38I'm going to call him Scrappy.
00:33:41I'm going to call you the numbscar.
00:33:44Let's go upstairs.
00:33:46Stacy's probably outside somewhere.
00:33:48Hey, the fuse box.
00:33:51Cool.
00:33:51The fuses.
00:33:53My lucky day.
00:33:57Let's go upstairs.
00:33:59Stacy's probably outside somewhere.
00:34:01What's wrong?
00:34:03No viscera, man.
00:34:05Oh, come on, Ray.
00:34:23Oh, her viscera was smeared all over the basement.
00:34:31These guys have got to be kidding me.
00:34:34Body hunting sure makes me thirsty.
00:34:36Hey, I'm kind of parched myself.
00:34:44Anyone want a brewski?
00:34:46No, thanks, champ.
00:34:47I got my arm.
00:34:48No, I'll have a soda, though.
00:34:50Put a nice little tent right outside.
00:34:53What do you want to sit down on this floor?
00:34:55Please.
00:34:59Come in, Scrappy.
00:35:01Come in.
00:35:04Here's your soda.
00:35:05What do you want to do?
00:35:16It's Charlie.
00:35:21Holy smokes.
00:35:22What are those kids still doing there?
00:35:24I warned them.
00:35:25Why is it?
00:35:25How s***?
00:35:26It's evil.
00:35:27The evil's everywhere.
00:35:29Upstairs, downstairs.
00:35:30There's even a little bit under the sink there.
00:35:33What do they do when those kids ain't never listen?
00:35:36The only way they'll learn their lesson is when that crazy killer comes.
00:35:40Then they'll know and don't come crying to me when that happens.
00:35:45Because I told you and you just wouldn't listen.
00:35:49Holy smokes, that one there.
00:35:51He's really crazy.
00:35:52What's he got on his head there?
00:35:54And look at that one with his wild hair.
00:35:56He must be a rock and roller.
00:35:58I hate those kids.
00:36:06Those kids with their rock and roll and their blue sweet shoe,
00:36:10they need a good Finnegan pin.
00:36:11That's what they need.
00:36:12Yeah!
00:36:13I don't know.
00:36:14What's that?
00:37:10I don't know.
00:37:26Hail Mary, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy father.
00:37:30Give us this day our daily bread and a little butter, too.
00:37:35Amen.
00:37:43Oh, thank you, honey.
00:37:44This stuff looks great.
00:37:45You must have been in the kitchen all day.
00:37:47Oh, these peas look good.
00:37:49Yeah, you know, you can't work a case on an empty stomach.
00:37:52Oh, thank you.
00:37:54Oh, this chicken looks terrific.
00:37:55Oh, thank you.
00:38:25Oh, thank you.
00:39:01Oh, thank you.
00:39:03Oh, thank you.
00:39:08Oh, thank you.
00:39:10Oh, thank you.
00:40:18Would you like the last piece?
00:40:20I don't know if I should.
00:40:23Ah, what the hell, it's all for today.
00:40:33Gee, Rachel.
00:40:35Your brother is the logo.
00:40:38I don't know.
00:40:39This is so unlike him.
00:40:41Something must have given him a pretty bad scare.
00:40:44Well, a little shot of my lightning lotus liquid should calm him right down.
00:40:49I don't know, you guys.
00:40:50It's getting kind of dark out.
00:40:52I wonder where Stacy is.
00:40:54Yeah, and Scruffy's missing, too.
00:40:56Jim getting kind of worried.
00:40:57I'm going to go out and look for her.
00:41:04Scruffy?
00:41:07Scruffy?
00:41:11Scruff?
00:41:21Scruffy?
00:41:35Scruffy?
00:41:38Scruffy?
00:41:39Scruffy?
00:41:41Scruff?
00:41:42What are you doing?
00:41:45Scruff!
00:41:49See?
00:41:58I'm crying.
00:42:00Where are you?
00:42:02Oh, geez!
00:42:23Charlie, cut this shit.
00:42:25It's not funny anymore.
00:42:35Charlie, cut this shit.
00:42:39It's not funny anymore.
00:42:42No.
00:42:44He ran out of gas.
00:42:48You ran out of gas.
00:42:50You ran out of gas.
00:42:51He ran out of gas.
00:43:10I don't know, Jen.
00:43:12Maybe there is something wrong.
00:43:14I mean, first that weirdo, and now everybody is disappearing.
00:43:18Where's Pitbull?
00:43:19We're all alone in this deserted house.
00:43:42Hello, operator?
00:43:44Can you get me the police?
00:43:477th precinct.
00:44:01No, the 7th precinct.
00:44:04I'll wait.
00:44:09Hello, 7th precinct?
00:44:128th precinct.
00:44:19It's just the mice.
00:44:22Yes, can I speak to Officer Bradley?
00:44:33Hi, Snuggles.
00:44:50Of course.
00:44:53Do you miss me?
00:45:00Just me and Rachel, all alone in this dark old house with nothing to do.
00:45:11Say, what time do you get off?
00:45:15You're already off.
00:45:18Why don't you and, um, Jimmy Hamilton slip on by here?
00:45:44You have a date.
00:45:48What do you mean you have a date?
00:46:10Hey, what if she's some whore you busted out in front of the coffee shop?
00:46:13Shut up.
00:46:15No, you shut up.
00:46:18No, you shut up.
00:46:21You wish.
00:46:46That'll be the day.
00:46:48I wouldn't call for your help if it was a homicidal maniac trying to kill me.
00:46:53I hate you.
00:46:55I hate you.
00:47:00I think I'll go see what Bobby's doing.
00:47:09Bobby?
00:47:13Bobby?
00:47:15Bobby?
00:47:18Bobby?
00:47:20Bobby?
00:47:21Bobby?
00:47:22Bobby?
00:47:22Bobby?
00:47:22Bobby?
00:47:29Bobby?
00:47:34Bobby?
00:47:38Bobby?
00:47:40Bobby?
00:47:41Bobby?
00:47:44Bobby?
00:47:45Bobby?
00:47:46Bobby?
00:47:47Bobby?
00:47:49Bobby?
00:47:53There's something to come by this aberration.
00:47:55Stop talking that nonsense.
00:47:57The only psycho here is the one you've created in your subconscious.
00:48:00Then please explain. Where is everybody?
00:48:02I don't know. They're around somewhere.
00:48:04No, they're not. They're dead. I know it.
00:48:06Bobby, I promise you, they're okay.
00:48:08I'll go upstairs and find them right now.
00:48:10Please don't go, sis.
00:48:12Alright, Bobby, relax. I won't go anywhere.
00:48:44This place seriously gives me the creeps.
00:48:50What was I doing with this anyway?
00:48:57It's safe enough.
00:49:02Hello? You going home?
00:49:07Back home?
00:49:10Back home?
00:49:24A bathroom.
00:49:29The light that works.
00:49:32An mirror.
00:49:36it's still disgusting
00:49:37what can I gather into this house?
00:50:24you asshole get the shit out of me
00:50:29I was just out back whipping up some pleasure pills
00:50:32you care to join me?
00:50:34sure
00:50:35then we can look up some pleasure over home
00:50:40cool
00:50:52so uh
00:50:55why do they call you Pitbull?
00:50:58because I grab on
00:50:59and never let go
00:51:20oh
00:51:20oh
00:51:21oh
00:51:21oh
00:51:21oh
00:51:38oh
00:51:40oh Pitbull
00:51:43oh Pitbull
00:51:46oh Pitbull
00:51:53Pitbull
00:51:55Jan
00:51:56Pitbull
00:51:58Jan
00:51:59Pitbull
00:52:01Jan
00:52:06excellent
00:52:07excellent
00:52:10oh
00:52:11squash like a bug
00:52:20the road to the city of emeralds is paved with yellow brick
00:52:23it's paved with yellow brick
00:52:24it's paved with yellow brick
00:52:25it's paved with yellow brick
00:52:26let Dorothy go to the city of emeralds
00:52:28perhaps Oz will help you
00:52:29the great Oz
00:52:30it is a long journey
00:52:32through a country through a country that is sometimes pleasant and sometimes dark and terrible
00:52:36wait a minute
00:52:37wait a minute
00:52:38is that Billy Barty?
00:52:39or the hill of a brick road
00:52:47see Bobby that must be them upstairs
00:52:55no it's not
00:52:57it's him
00:52:58who?
00:52:59Elmer
00:53:00don't be silly Bobby I'm going upstairs
00:53:02don't go
00:53:03Bobby I'll be right back
00:53:30come on guys this isn't funny anymore
00:53:32hello
00:53:35hello
00:53:35guys
00:53:43guys
00:53:44guys
00:53:48come on guys
00:53:50guys
00:53:51...
00:53:54...
00:54:00...
00:54:01...
00:54:08You guys?
00:54:09You guys?
00:54:11You guys?
00:54:18You guys?
00:54:33Come on, you guys. I know you're up here.
00:54:36I heard you'd be downstairs.
00:54:39It's not funny anymore.
00:54:47Hello?
00:54:48Come on, guys. See if I were going to go home.
00:54:54God.
00:54:55What is up here? What is that smell?
00:55:12What is up here?
00:55:14What is up here?
00:55:15No!
00:55:31You're not there.
00:55:31How are you?
00:55:32What is the face?
00:55:33Help!
00:55:35Help!
00:56:07Oh, Charlie, thank God it's you.
00:56:10I don't know what's going on.
00:56:12I was just upstairs.
00:56:13Everybody's dead.
00:56:15Charlie?
00:56:17Charlie?
00:56:19Charlie?
00:56:25Bobby?
00:56:27Bobby?
00:56:31What is going on, Charlie?
00:56:36Show me.
00:56:37Bow.
00:56:41Bow!atu
00:56:43Bow!
00:56:45Bow!
00:56:47Bow!
00:56:48Bow!
00:57:16BIRDS CHIRP
00:57:40BIRDS CHIRP
00:57:54BIRDS CHIRP
00:57:57BIRDS CHIRP
00:58:00BIRDS CHIRP
00:58:02BIRDS CHIRP
00:58:18No!
00:58:22No!
00:58:25No!
00:58:27No!
00:59:06I don't know. I just can't figure this one out.
00:59:11What's a five-letter word for a bottle cap?
00:59:16I thought you were working on that case.
00:59:18Ah, that's a lost cause.
00:59:20How would I know where some half-baked school ball is going to turn up?
00:59:24Just remember, there's no place like home.
00:59:28There's no place like home.
00:59:30There's no place like home.
00:59:32There's no place like home.
00:59:39Home!
00:59:51There's no place like home.
00:59:55There's no place like home.
00:59:58There's no place like home.
01:00:01There's no place like home.
01:00:04There's no place like home.
01:00:05There's no place like home.
01:00:07There's no place like home.
01:00:07There's no place like home.
01:00:08There's no place like home.
01:00:08There's no place like home.
01:00:08There's no place like home.
01:00:09There's no place like home.
01:00:10There's no place like home.
01:00:12There's no place like home.
01:02:09I'm going to moat your ass, you psychotic freak.
01:02:14I'm going to moat your ass, I'm going to moat your ass, I'm going to moat your ass.
01:03:12I'm going to moat your ass.
01:03:37I'm going to moat your ass.
01:03:39I don't know.
01:04:36I don't know.
01:04:41I don't know.
01:04:41I don't know.
01:04:42I don't know.
01:04:44All right.
01:04:44Come on.
01:04:46I'm going to get you out of here now.
01:04:48It's all over.
01:04:49Come on.
01:04:50Everything's okay.
01:04:51Come here.
01:04:52It's gone.
01:04:53Come on.
01:04:56Everything's fine.
01:04:57It's okay.
01:04:58It's over.
01:04:58Come on.
01:04:58Relax.
01:05:08He's deaf.
01:05:12He's so emotional.
01:05:14I don't know.
01:05:14Um.
01:05:20Sergeant Friday.
01:05:27You
01:05:28come here.
01:05:29Oh, hey!
01:06:12Come on, honey, let's get out of here.
01:06:22Move!
01:06:29Move!
01:07:12Honey, you gotta snap out of it. It's all over now. He's dead. Everything's gonna be fine. I'm gonna take
01:07:19you home.
01:07:24Hey, you like Cheez Whiz? My wife. She makes the best Cheez Whiz and Triscuits.
01:07:48Come on, let's get out of here.
01:08:05All right, Looney Tune. I'm sick of messing around with you. Your bark is worse than your bite.
01:08:11Please. I'm gonna chop you down the size of my beaver-style kung fu. Timber.
01:08:42It's kung fu. It's very good.
01:09:00Come on. Where are you? You're nothing. You're nothing. Come on.
01:09:03Come on.
01:09:08What happened?
01:09:10What happened?
01:09:17What happened?
01:09:45I don't know.
01:10:01I don't know.
01:10:20Yes!
01:10:21Yes!
01:10:22Two old house on boardwalk!
01:10:23That's $2,000!
01:10:24$2,000!
01:10:25Come on, come on, give me the money!
01:10:26Oh, what's the matter?
01:10:27You don't have enough?
01:10:28Ooh, maybe you're gonna have to mortgage your railroads!
01:10:31Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
01:10:32Ha, ha, ha, ha!
01:10:34I'll see you in the poor house, Elmer!
01:10:37Hey, hey!
01:10:37What are you doing?
01:10:38Oh, you so wonderful!
01:10:58Where are the keys?
01:11:02Ah!
01:11:56Come on, come on, get up!
01:11:58Come on.
01:11:59Get up!
01:12:17Oh boy, you really look pissed now.
01:12:32Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy.
01:13:09Oh boy, oh boy.
01:13:31The forest.
01:13:35So, what do you say you give me a hand?
01:13:39Uh, yeah, sure.
01:13:42Come on, the fire is spreading.
01:13:48This must be my lucky day.
01:14:01Oh, detective, you must be here to see Rachel.
01:14:05Yeah.
01:14:06Is she going to be OK, Doc?
01:14:10Oh, my CDs are about to mature.
01:14:14Well, does that mean she's going to be all right?
01:14:17Oh, well, she's a remarkable girl.
01:14:20I'm sure someday she'll be able to leave this tragedy behind her.
01:14:23Of course, Arbor Day will never be the same for her.
01:14:27It'll never be the same for me either, Doc.
01:14:33Hey.
01:14:34How about a quick nine?
01:14:35Sounds good.
01:15:07He meant all that with those two words?
01:15:11No.
01:15:13I just made it up.
01:15:19No man could mean so much by two words.
01:15:23Excuse me, sir.
01:15:24I found more stuff in the vault.
01:15:27Throw it on the fire with the rest.
01:15:29OK.
01:15:33OK.
01:15:39OK.
01:15:45OK.
01:15:48OK.
01:15:55OK.
01:16:01OK.
01:16:02OK.
01:16:07OK.
01:16:09OK.
01:16:16OK.
01:16:19OK.
01:16:23OK.
01:16:25OK.
01:16:39OK.
01:16:42Hey!
01:16:43Señor brutal!
01:16:44Let's go, boy.
01:16:50Man free here when the leaves come near.
01:16:55You wanna blow a scoop, you wanna laugh too.
01:17:01Cause you hate your charm and you hate your own man.
01:17:05They don't wanna rock.
01:17:07They don't understand how they turn the change.
01:17:10You wanna touch you no more.
01:17:13Cause it's all for day.
01:17:17The time to reap what you sow.
01:17:26My food is raw, but my flesh is strong.
01:17:32And I blame anybody who does me wrong.
01:17:38Now I got some bitter and I got some weed.
01:17:42What better pay?
01:17:43To buy my seeds.
01:17:45Got a double day.
01:17:48A time to grow.
01:17:50Got a double day.
01:17:53A time to reap what you sow.
01:17:56Take it right face.
01:18:09Sometimes you gotta stand up for the things that you believe.
01:18:15Stand as tall as trees.
01:18:18Kill the other days like weeds.
01:18:20Be sure.
01:18:37A time to reap what you sow.
01:18:39It's all for day.
01:18:41A time to grow.
01:18:44Cause it's all for day.
01:18:57It's all over now! He's dead!
01:19:03It's doomed!
01:19:04DOOMED!
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