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00:00:27I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:00:29Can I do that, please?
00:00:30Oh, please. Don't be such a child.
00:00:34Do you still have the Wand of Light?
00:00:45See? The all-powerful magic heirloom.
00:00:48Still safe and sound.
00:00:50No, you should be more careful.
00:00:51The Wand of Light has the power to grant its user their deepest desires.
00:00:56Yeah.
00:00:56And if it falls into the wrong hands, it would become the most dangerous weapon in the world.
00:01:03But a marriage to another noble witch family would only strengthen your power.
00:01:08Yeah.
00:01:09Less than evil Svensson, right?
00:01:12The Svensons are our worst enemies, Leona.
00:01:15Do you know how much our family has suffered over the centuries because of them?
00:01:20I know. Sorry.
00:01:23You are the guardian of the Wand of Light, Leona, and you can't reach your full potential until you marry
00:01:30and succeed me as head of the family.
00:01:33Come home with a husband next week or I will pick one for you.
00:01:37What?
00:01:37Mom, no, please don't.
00:01:40Leona Sherwood, you are getting married whether you like the boy I pick or not.
00:01:45Mom, please.
00:01:45Understand?
00:01:49Don't worry, Mom.
00:01:51I'm the responsible daughter.
00:01:53Remember.
00:02:01Okay, Leona Sherwood, this is your last weekend of freedom.
00:02:09For two more nights, fuck my responsibility.
00:02:14I'm going to have some fun.
00:02:29That would be $25.
00:02:31I think you mean it's on the house, right?
00:02:36Right.
00:02:37It's on the house.
00:02:57There you are, little Miss Sherwood.
00:03:06Where the hell are you?
00:03:07I'm in Vegas, like I said.
00:03:08I would be old, man.
00:03:10Don't you get smart with me, you little shit.
00:03:12Remember your mission.
00:03:14Seduce the Sherwood heir and marry her, and then that whole obnoxious family will be there to pay off our
00:03:20debts.
00:03:21You mean your debts.
00:03:22Quiet.
00:03:23It's bad enough that I have a sorry excuse for an heir.
00:03:26You are an embarrassment through the Spence in name.
00:03:29Now, if you don't marry the Sherwood girl like I told you,
00:03:33I am going to sell your little sister off to Old Fitzgerald to be his fourth wife.
00:03:39Dad, secret is just a kid.
00:03:41When I want your opinion, I will ask for it.
00:03:44Until then, you shut up and do as I say.
00:03:47Do you understand?
00:03:49Yeah.
00:03:50I understand.
00:03:52Good!
00:03:53And you, keep practicing.
00:03:55You sound god-awful.
00:03:58Heartless fucking bastard.
00:04:13It's two of us.
00:04:15You're saying you don't remember me.
00:04:18Who remembers shipping it as dumb keys anyways?
00:04:20There's no way.
00:04:21Totally.
00:04:22I love that show.
00:04:23I watched it when it's sitting at like 2 a.m.
00:04:26This is one of my favorites.
00:04:28It definitely doesn't get the love that it deserves.
00:04:30But I think it's one of the best ones.
00:04:31Really?
00:04:33I never begged you for a sappy romance kind of guy.
00:04:38Looks can be deceiving.
00:04:44The wand of light.
00:04:46So it does exist.
00:04:48Maybe I'm just jaded.
00:04:50It's hard to believe that love like that actually exists in real life.
00:04:53Why not?
00:04:54We're witches.
00:04:56Monsters and magic exist in our world.
00:04:58Why can't true love?
00:05:01I'm Lili, by the way.
00:05:04Lili Collins.
00:05:08Eric Phillips.
00:05:09Nice to meet you, Lili Collins.
00:05:12Damn, he's hot.
00:05:14And I'm in Vegas.
00:05:15I deserve a little fun.
00:05:17Well, Eric Phillips.
00:05:19I'll be in the poker room tonight.
00:05:21Maybe I'll see you there.
00:05:23Maybe.
00:05:42Okay, Svinson.
00:05:44Don't fuck this up.
00:05:59Eric, motherfucking Svinson.
00:06:01Excuse me?
00:06:02You ghost me for three months after sleeping with me,
00:06:04and you think you can sit there and act like nothing happened?
00:06:07I think you've got me confused with someone else.
00:06:09Don't gaslight me, Svinson.
00:06:11I know exactly who you are.
00:06:27You know who she is?
00:06:29I think she's got me confused with someone else.
00:06:43You nervous?
00:06:44Not at all.
00:06:47You can always fold, you know.
00:06:49I'd hate to send you home empty-handed.
00:06:53Not a chance.
00:06:55I'm here to win.
00:06:57You sure?
00:06:58Seems like your focus is somewhere else.
00:07:01Oh.
00:07:02I am very focused.
00:07:07Are you guys done making Google eyes at each other or what?
00:07:12You're full of shit, Phillips.
00:07:14I call.
00:07:15Yeah, there is no way that you have this.
00:07:18But don't worry.
00:07:20I'll let you go another round.
00:07:22Once I beat you.
00:07:23Actually, I think I'm about to hit the jackpot.
00:07:29Eric?
00:07:32Eric?
00:07:38Eric?
00:07:50I have wanted to do that since I saw you by the pool in your bikini.
00:07:53Eric, everyone can see.
00:07:56Do you want me to stop?
00:08:14Let him watch.
00:08:16Give him a show.
00:08:29Please don't stop.
00:08:31Use your words.
00:08:33Tell me what you want.
00:08:35I want your tongue inside me.
00:08:37Please.
00:08:38That's a good girl.
00:08:45Eric.
00:08:49Wait.
00:08:50Wait.
00:08:50I think I'm gonna...
00:08:53Was that some kind of vision?
00:08:58No.
00:08:59That was from him.
00:09:02No.
00:09:02No.
00:09:04No.
00:09:04No.
00:09:04No.
00:09:05No.
00:09:05No.
00:09:06No.
00:09:08Lucky son of a bitch.
00:09:11Beginner Lux.
00:09:12Let's see you do it again next hand.
00:09:14No can do.
00:09:16I have a date with a very pretty lady.
00:09:24Why do I have the feeling that you're not exactly as you present?
00:09:28Eric Phillips.
00:09:31It is very nice.
00:09:33Isn't that part of the fun?
00:09:46You know, it wasn't very nice of you to tease me with your strap of your dress during our game.
00:09:59I just wanted to give you a little sneak preview.
00:10:05I just wanted to give you a little sneak preview.
00:10:13Eric, there are people.
00:10:16And if you're quiet, they won't see you.
00:10:21I should stop.
00:10:22This wasn't how the plan was supposed to go.
00:10:25You know, you were right before.
00:10:26I'm not who I say I am.
00:10:28And who out there is exactly as they present.
00:10:32But I am...
00:10:33Look, I don't care who you are outside of this.
00:10:36For once in my life, I...
00:10:39I just want to forget about everything.
00:10:42Just live in the moment.
00:10:44And I think you can help me do that.
00:10:55Remove the camouflage.
00:10:57I want you to see you.
00:11:00The real you.
00:11:02But then you'll know who I am.
00:11:04I already know who you are.
00:11:07The real you wants to let go.
00:11:15No one's ever looked at me like that.
00:11:17He really wants me.
00:11:20The real me.
00:11:21Fuck.
00:11:23You are gorgeous.
00:11:27I want you, Eric.
00:11:30I need you.
00:11:35Spread your legs for me.
00:11:41Keep your eyes open.
00:11:44I want you to watch yourself come.
00:11:47All over my fingers.
00:11:53Keep your eyes open.
00:12:00I thought you said that they couldn't hear me.
00:12:02They can't if you stay quiet.
00:12:04Keep your eyes open.
00:12:06They're all stuck.
00:12:11That's a good girl.
00:12:13Look down at my hand.
00:12:19Oh my god, they hurt me.
00:12:21I can't.
00:12:22Just relax.
00:12:25I can't, Eric.
00:12:28It's okay.
00:12:29Don't think.
00:12:31Just kill.
00:12:33Tell me how you feel.
00:12:35So good.
00:12:36But I need more, Eric.
00:12:42You feel so good.
00:12:44I can't wait to put my mouth on you.
00:12:48I feel like I'm going to make you come.
00:12:51I'll get you there.
00:12:53I'm going to go down.
00:12:54I want you to scream my name when it comes.
00:12:58Five.
00:13:00Four.
00:13:02Three.
00:13:03Two.
00:13:07Four.
00:13:28I can't believe I just came on his hand.
00:13:31In front of other people.
00:13:33I think this is your fault.
00:13:41I'll be at the fountain tomorrow at eight o'clock.
00:13:45If you decide that you want more.
00:13:47See you there.
00:13:52You too.
00:13:58How did he know what floor I was on?
00:14:06So you've told me all about your wild sister and the things that she's done.
00:14:11What about you?
00:14:15I'm the responsible sister.
00:14:17The boring one, if you will.
00:14:20And I do what I'm supposed to do.
00:14:22All the rules and all that good stuff.
00:14:25I don't believe you.
00:14:27I mean, I know how you are in an elevator.
00:14:29Oh, come on.
00:14:32Come on.
00:14:34It's Vegas.
00:14:35Let me be your bad influence.
00:14:37Just from the line.
00:14:41So, any bad ideas?
00:14:47Just one.
00:14:54What are you doing?
00:15:12No games.
00:15:13Just fuck me already.
00:15:15I thought I would try to woo you first.
00:15:16Consider me wooed.
00:15:18Then we could take it slow?
00:15:19Well, you'll have to say one thing.
00:15:21But your body says something else.
00:15:34Oh, my God.
00:15:37Shit.
00:15:39Almost lost my cool.
00:15:40I gotta remember the plan.
00:15:44Oh, my God.
00:15:45I can't believe I just did that.
00:15:47That was so embarrassing.
00:15:48This is why I don't do crazy shit.
00:15:50That was way too much.
00:15:51Hey.
00:15:52You're never too much.
00:15:54You don't understand, Eric.
00:15:56Okay, if my family saw me do any of that, they would freak out.
00:15:59Tonight's not about your family.
00:16:01Tonight's about you.
00:16:02Remember?
00:16:03Forget what everyone else has told you to do.
00:16:06Do something that you want to do.
00:16:08Something no one would expect.
00:16:10Maybe he's right.
00:16:11I've spent my whole life doing what my family's told me to do.
00:16:18For once in my life, I'm doing something for myself.
00:16:22She spotted the chapel.
00:16:25Just like I planned.
00:16:29So, are you, uh, you sure about this marriage thing?
00:16:32It's only temporary.
00:16:34Okay, and old magic is weak.
00:16:35The hand fast bond will probably only last till the morning.
00:16:39So, are you ready for a holy matrimony?
00:16:42I'm ready if you're ready.
00:16:43Come on.
00:16:46Come on.
00:16:49Let's go.
00:16:55You nervous?
00:16:57Just never been married before.
00:17:07Uh, it's my sister.
00:17:08I need to take this.
00:17:09Oh, yeah.
00:17:10Take your time.
00:17:11Elvis here wants me to pick out a hand fast bouquet.
00:17:14Hey, mama.
00:17:14Let's get some flowers for you.
00:17:15Come on.
00:17:15Let's do it.
00:17:17You need to come home.
00:17:19Now.
00:17:19I can't.
00:17:20Secret.
00:17:21Eric, Dad's up to something.
00:17:22He invited Fitzgerald to the house and made me dress up.
00:17:26He looks at me weird.
00:17:27It really freaks me out.
00:17:28You were my big brother, E.
00:17:30I need you.
00:17:31Here.
00:17:32Listen, I can't leave right now.
00:17:33But I promise, when I come home, I'll have enough power to get rid of Dad forever.
00:17:37Okay?
00:17:41Hey.
00:17:43Is everything okay?
00:17:46Yeah.
00:17:48Yeah, it's fine.
00:17:51You, uh, you sure about this?
00:17:54It's only temporary.
00:17:56Come on, we'll be laughing about this for years.
00:18:02Let's go.
00:18:16Hey.
00:18:18Right.
00:18:18Only temporary.
00:18:20Unless you get hand fasted under a full moon, then the hand fast bond is nearly unbreakable.
00:18:26But she doesn't know that.
00:18:27And once she does, she'll hate me.
00:18:31Is your sister okay?
00:18:33Is something wrong?
00:18:36Nothing's wrong.
00:18:37We're about to get buried in Vegas by Ovis.
00:18:40What could possibly be wrong?
00:18:43All right, you ready to rock and roll, you hunk-a-hunk-a-hot couple?
00:18:47Let's get this show started.
00:18:49Woo!
00:19:16This is it.
00:19:18I have the Wand of Light.
00:19:20The most powerful object in the world.
00:19:23If I leave now, I could use it to take control away from my father.
00:19:27Set secret and eye free.
00:19:35But I already betrayed her once.
00:19:37No.
00:19:41No.
00:20:06No.
00:20:07No.
00:20:19I'll have to get more chocolate strawberries
00:20:21Be back soon
00:20:32It's only temporary
00:20:33Okay, and old magic is weak
00:20:35The hand-fast bond will probably only last till the morning
00:20:38Hmm, that's weird
00:20:40The mark should have worn off by now
00:20:51So, did you marry the girl yet?
00:20:56No, it's complicated
00:21:00Complicated?
00:21:02Or distracted?
00:21:03You were sent there to marry the Sherwood heir
00:21:06And bind her power to this family
00:21:08Not to play house
00:21:09You're a Svensson
00:21:11Act like one
00:21:12Eric is a Svensson?
00:21:16I married my family's worst enemy?
00:21:18I don't need you to tell me what I am
00:21:20Then stop hesitating
00:21:22If the rumors about the wand of light are true
00:21:25We might catch an even bigger prize
00:21:27So hurry up and marry the Sherwood girl
00:21:30And then bring her to me
00:21:33Idiot!
00:21:41He's been lying this whole time
00:21:49I need to tell her the truth
00:21:53You lying piece of cruel shit
00:21:56You didn't want me
00:21:57You just wanted the fucking wand, didn't you?
00:22:01I didn't even know the wand existed until I met you
00:22:03You still lied to me, Eric
00:22:05You knew I was a Sherwood from the start
00:22:07That's why you gave me a fake fucking name, right?
00:22:09Okay, I did
00:22:10But that was before we-
00:22:11Before, before you decided to mess with me
00:22:13Get your dick wet before you ruin me and my family forever
00:22:16I'm not trying to ruin your family
00:22:18I'm trying to save mine
00:22:19I know all about you, Svensons
00:22:22All you do is lie
00:22:24And cheat
00:22:25And steal to get whatever you fucking want
00:22:27I should have caught it at the poker table
00:22:29But your little tricks won't work on me this time
00:22:32The hand fast mark
00:22:34It'll fade
00:22:35Just like you
00:22:36Just like whatever this was
00:22:38The hand fast wasn't a trick
00:22:39Not that part
00:22:40Not with you
00:22:43It doesn't matter, Eric
00:22:45You will never, ever get the wand
00:22:49Lily, wait
00:22:51When this fades, Eric
00:22:53I will never have to see you again
00:23:09So, that didn't happen
00:23:12My older sister Effie told me that the mark would fade a week later
00:23:17Then a month went by
00:23:20Then, well...
00:23:25See, this is where you don't fuck with old magic
00:23:27It's all fun and games
00:23:29So there's a full moon
00:23:30Then it's the most powerful magic in the universe
00:23:37Apparently, getting a hand fast married under a full moon creates a bond that's almost unbreakable
00:23:44Also, apparently, the almost part means that both people have to perform the divorce spell
00:23:51I tried calling, texting, sending flying monkeys
00:23:57Nothing, not a single word from my beloved husband for half a year
00:24:12Yes, I still sleep with a wand under my pillow
00:24:15The emotional ass whooping I got from my mother for getting hand fasted to a stranger was bad enough
00:24:21No one can ever find out that I almost lost the wand, too
00:24:25I just need one night
00:24:27To sleep without
00:24:31Thinking about him
00:24:54Who are you?
00:24:55What do you want with the wand of light?
00:24:58Nothing
00:24:59I'm just here to collect my payday for my client once I bring him that wand
00:25:05Payday?
00:25:06Someone sent you!
00:25:07Who?
00:25:08I'm afraid I can't break client confidentiality
00:25:10Sorry, sweetie
00:25:13Well, I'm afraid that you chose the wrong witch to fuck with tonight
00:25:29Be wise not to fight back, witch
00:25:31You're in over your head
00:25:34I'd rather die than when you take the wand
00:25:39Suit yourself
00:25:44Suit yourself
00:26:08Get off me! She had the wand!
00:26:11I got the wand
00:26:12I'll get the rest later
00:26:20You are the reason I lost the wand
00:26:22Who are you?
00:26:29The hand fast mark
00:26:34Hello, wife
00:26:35Miss me?
00:26:39What are you doing here?
00:26:41Well, you know, I thought I'd spice up our marriage, do a little role-playing, but it looks like you're
00:26:46more into bondage
00:26:46I didn't know you're so kinky
00:26:48Shut up!
00:26:52Look, you should be thanking me, I did just save your life
00:26:55Thanking you?
00:26:56You're the reason my family's most powerful heirloom is gone!
00:26:59How did you find the wand?
00:27:00How did you even find me?
00:27:02Wait a minute
00:27:04You were trying to steal the wand too, weren't you?
00:27:07Maybe
00:27:09Oh, you slimy, you slimy, tall-faced motherfucker!
00:27:13Okay, first you tricked me into marrying you, then you ghost me for six months, and now you come in
00:27:18here like a goddamn fucking cartoon burglar and try to take my wand!
00:27:23Look, I was just gonna borrow it!
00:27:25Yeah, for one of your dirty, no-good, spending schemes?
00:27:29I-I just...I need it, okay? It's...it's the only way that we can be free
00:27:36Look, my dad doesn't know about our marriage, not yet, but he knows about the wand, if he gets a
00:27:41hold of it, he's gonna sell it to the highest bidder
00:27:43Whoever controls the wand has the power to take over the world, or worse
00:27:47No! Worse than tricking me into marrying you?
00:27:50I told you that that wasn't a trick
00:27:52It doesn't matter, Eric
00:27:54She has the wand, that shadow thief or whatever, and that's your fault!
00:27:59I can get it back
00:28:02Look, I know I don't deserve it, but just give me one more chance
00:28:06I can get the wand back, take care of what I need to take care of, and then I'll do
00:28:10the divorce spell
00:28:12Please, Lily, just give me one more chance
00:28:14Please
00:28:15I can't trust him
00:28:17I shouldn't
00:28:19But my gut tells me
00:28:21This time, it might be different
00:28:29No
00:28:31No, we're both gonna go get it
00:28:34It is my job as a Sherwood heir to set things right, so I don't let the wand fall into
00:28:40the wrong hands
00:28:40And you really think after Vegas, I would let you go alone to find the most powerful magical object in
00:28:46the entire world?
00:28:48Fair, uh, whatever you want, Lily
00:28:52God, I hate when you call me that
00:28:54Alright, I'll call you wife
00:28:57And you can call me whatever you want
00:29:00Eric, husband, daddy
00:29:02Shut up!
00:29:03Don't call me wife either
00:29:04After we get this wand, we will do the divorce spell
00:29:07Got it?
00:29:08You're breaking my heart
00:29:09I mean, you're the better half of my soul
00:29:12Yeah, you're not gonna sweet-talk your way into my pants again, Eric
00:29:16We'll see
00:29:22Now the wand forbids a direct tracking spell, so we have to track its trail
00:29:27That's a ten mile radius, we'll never find a wand inside that circle
00:29:30Well, with the tracking spell, I get a location, okay?
00:29:34It doesn't last long though
00:29:35We'll have like three or four days
00:29:37Well, lucky for you, I already packed your bags
00:29:42Consider it our official honeymoon
00:29:48After this, we're done
00:29:49You got it?
00:29:50Don't go back on your words, Vincent
00:29:53We will do the divorce spell
00:29:54Cross my heart
00:29:56Hope to die
00:30:15You magicked a car here?
00:30:17This isn't just any car
00:30:25This is Bessie
00:30:26You really expect us to track down the most powerful, magical object in the world?
00:30:32In a car without a roof?
00:30:34I mean, if you're not comfortable
00:30:40I could go by myself
00:30:43If you trust me not to run away
00:30:45Hmm
00:30:46I wouldn't trust you with a half-eaten newt muffin
00:30:49I was gonna throw in the trash
00:30:53Then your chariot awaits
00:30:54Wife
00:31:15We've been driving all day and she hasn't said a single word
00:31:30You're Svensson
00:31:32You don't play house with sheriffs
00:31:33Wait, why are we turning?
00:31:35We don't have any time
00:31:36We have to find the wand, Eric
00:31:39That circle is getting further and further away
00:31:41Plus, it's getting dark
00:31:43We need to stay somewhere for the night
00:31:44Why don't you just let me drive?
00:31:46Cause you haven't slept either
00:31:47Plus, no one can drive Bessie but me
00:31:51What is with guys and cars?
00:31:53Jesus
00:31:53No, I mean literally
00:31:55No one else can drive Bessie
00:31:57My great-great-grandfather put a hex on all of our possessions
00:32:00Anyone that's non-blood related can't touch it
00:32:03The Svensons like to hoard their treasures
00:32:06Your family has issues
00:32:08Finally
00:32:09Something we can agree on
00:32:11Was this your plan all along?
00:32:13Make me feel bad for you because your family's evil
00:32:15So I get all ooey gooey and forget about the divorce?
00:32:18Not everyone in my family is evil
00:32:21Yeah
00:32:22Okay
00:32:35You cross this wall or do anything to piss me off
00:32:38More than you already have
00:32:39Then you do not even want to imagine the hex I'm going to put on you
00:32:48I promise
00:32:50No funny business
00:32:52Pinky promise
00:33:13Good night to you too
00:33:15What?
00:33:28In Vegas
00:33:30You said you had a sister, right?
00:33:34Yeah
00:33:36Sigrid
00:33:38She didn't ask to be a Svensson
00:33:41She's different than us
00:33:43Better
00:33:45Not like you?
00:33:46No
00:33:49Not like me
00:33:50But you already know that
00:34:23You think
00:34:39It's not a single-world design
00:34:40We have a relationship we need
00:34:43Good morning, wife.
00:34:45I told you not to come.
00:35:04You were saying something?
00:35:06What?
00:35:10How did you know I was awake?
00:35:13The husband always knows.
00:35:21Well, if you don't mind, I'm going to shower.
00:35:27No peeking.
00:35:32Crossed my heart.
00:35:34Hope to die.
00:35:42I need to get a grip.
00:35:44Some washboard abs and a cocky grin aren't enough to make me fall for him.
00:35:49I just need this one time to take the edge off.
00:36:02I remember.
00:36:03I remember he touched me like this in Vegas.
00:36:18Look, I'm so close.
00:36:25That's it, Lily.
00:36:27Be a good girl.
00:36:29And go for it.
00:36:37Are you ready?
00:36:41Okay.
00:36:43Eric.
00:36:44Eric.
00:36:57You said that you wouldn't look.
00:37:01I don't need to look to know what you were doing.
00:37:04Well, I'll think about me.
00:37:07God, you are so full of yourself.
00:37:09Do I know what I heard?
00:37:11Say another word and I'll turn you into a frog.
00:37:17Were you thinking about that time in Vegas where I ate you out in the shower?
00:37:23And you came so hard you almost crushed my skull between your stomach.
00:37:29I think about those times a lot.
00:37:32Yeah, well, I don't think about them at all.
00:37:37I don't think about them at all.
00:37:59You still haven't even told me what you won't belong for yet.
00:38:02It's on a need-to-know basis.
00:38:05Oh, don't you think I need to know?
00:38:08I am your wife, after all.
00:38:11Oh, now you remember you're my wife.
00:38:13Funny how you only remember that when it's convenient for you.
00:38:15I remember every time I think about how badly I fucked up in Vegas.
00:38:19So all I am is a mistake.
00:38:20If I remember right, you're the one that suggested that we get hand-fast married.
00:38:24Obviously, that was before I knew about all your bullshit and lies.
00:38:29Duty and responsibility might not be a big deal in your family,
00:38:32but in mine, it's huge.
00:38:34See? There you go again.
00:38:36Always worried about what your family wants.
00:38:38It's never about what you want.
00:38:40I follow the rules because I have to, Eric.
00:38:42If I don't, I end up in situations like this.
00:38:45Did you ever stop to think that maybe that's unfair?
00:38:48That maybe your ideas and their ideas are bullshit?
00:38:52You ever think of that?
00:38:54Spoken like a true Spinson.
00:38:56Well, you're a Spinson too, sweetheart.
00:38:58Not much longer, I can tell you that.
00:39:19I want to get some coffee.
00:39:21It's getting dark.
00:39:21You really think you should be alone?
00:39:23So now that we're married, you think you have to babysit me too?
00:39:30Fine. Just don't take too long.
00:39:35You got her in the car or what?
00:39:38Who?
00:39:38Don't play dumb with me, boy.
00:39:41The little Sherwood witch you married and forgot to tell me about.
00:39:46You thought I wouldn't find out, huh?
00:39:48You did a good job of hiding it, I'll give you that.
00:39:51Maybe you are my son after all, huh?
00:39:54What's the end game here?
00:39:56You said you just needed to get the Sherwood's wand so you could pay off your debts.
00:39:59What does she have to do with it?
00:40:00Because I'm not an idiot like you.
00:40:03I'll finally have all the leverage I need over the Sherwood family.
00:40:07When I tell them their pretty little heir is my new daughter-in-law.
00:40:12And then it'll be our family that gets to call the shots in the magic world.
00:40:16So you just want to use her?
00:40:18Like you use mom?
00:40:19Like you're using your own daughter.
00:40:21This is not a request, boy.
00:40:24Bring the girl and the wand to me or you will be stripped of your name.
00:40:28Your magic, everything.
00:40:30And your sister, she'll be the one paying the price for your mistakes.
00:40:44This isn't right.
00:40:45The trail should still be here.
00:40:48Would you like some coffee, Miss Sherwood?
00:40:50Yeah, thank you.
00:40:52Wait, how did you know my...
00:40:54You.
00:40:58But the map said that...
00:41:00That's cute.
00:41:02You think that dusty old map could track me?
00:41:09That wand is mine.
00:41:14Not anymore, it's not.
00:41:15And sadly, my employers need your powers, too.
00:41:19Employer?
00:41:22Still, this will only hurt a bit.
00:41:25No, stop!
00:41:26Stop!
00:41:34Get away from her!
00:41:40Eric, the wand!
00:41:53My magic.
00:41:55She took half of my magic, Eric!
00:41:57You're okay.
00:41:58I got you.
00:41:59You're okay.
00:42:00You're okay.
00:42:03I don't understand.
00:42:05The map said that the wand was miles away.
00:42:08What did she want with my powers?
00:42:10The thief must have found some way to bypass the tracking spell.
00:42:13She can't have gone far.
00:42:14We'll find her.
00:42:15Lay low for now.
00:42:16Eric, stop the car.
00:42:17I can't breathe.
00:42:19Okay.
00:42:22Okay.
00:42:29Hey, hey, hey.
00:42:31Look at me.
00:42:31Look at me.
00:42:32You're okay.
00:42:32You're okay.
00:42:33Just breathe.
00:42:34I got you.
00:42:35You're safe.
00:42:37I thought she was gonna kill me, Eric.
00:42:41I'm not gonna let that happen.
00:42:43Not while I'm breathing.
00:42:57I still hate you.
00:43:01If you hated me, you wouldn't let me touch you like this.
00:43:05This doesn't change anything.
00:43:08It's only scratching an itch.
00:43:10Once we get the wand, and we do the divorce spell, and we forget each other existed.
00:43:21Is that what you want, Lily?
00:43:23Is that what you want, Lily?
00:43:23You want to forget how good I make you feel?
00:43:26You want to forget I'm the only person in the whole fucking world who can make you feel this way?
00:43:36Eric.
00:43:39Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:43:40Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:43:43Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:43:47We can't do this.
00:43:50This is what goes wrong between us.
00:43:52We can't make that mistake again.
00:43:54We have a job to do, Eric.
00:43:56Let's get the wand.
00:43:58That's it.
00:43:59And then what?
00:44:01You know what happens after, Eric.
00:44:04We do the divorce spell, and we never see each other again.
00:44:39It smells like fresh baked pastries, cinnamon, old magic.
00:44:48I should have known.
00:44:51It's a satyr's inn.
00:44:53That spell.
00:44:55Norman inhabitus smell.
00:44:57It's woven into places like this for couples.
00:45:02You mean or she's?
00:45:05Sayers are the horniest bastards in the lone world.
00:45:08It lowers any fear, doubt, shame, grancy, or deepest desires.
00:45:16Without any fear of judgment or consequences.
00:45:31I'm trying not to.
00:45:41I'm trying not to.
00:45:42Eric, don't.
00:45:44I'm trying not to.
00:45:51The spell doesn't create desire.
00:45:54It lets go of the lies.
00:45:57It tells us what we really want.
00:46:00What I want doesn't matter.
00:46:02It matters in here.
00:46:05Tell me what you really want.
00:46:07You can say goodbye.
00:46:09Go our separate ways.
00:46:11Or you can tell me you want this.
00:46:14You want me.
00:46:18Tell me to stay.
00:46:22Stay here.
00:46:23Please.
00:46:25God, what is this?
00:46:27Is this just the magic?
00:46:29No.
00:46:32It's not the spell.
00:46:34It's freedom.
00:46:37You can hear the outside world, does it, man?
00:46:40Just you.
00:46:41And me.
00:46:44I shouldn't want this.
00:46:46I know.
00:46:49I shouldn't be doing this.
00:46:53Or this.
00:46:55Be able to share with it.
00:46:58To the most respected family of the whole rich world.
00:47:02You definitely shouldn't sound this fucking sexy.
00:47:05To mind.
00:47:07You'd love the ear.
00:47:09To the Sherwood family.
00:47:12Who are you?
00:47:14I want you, Eric.
00:47:16I need you.
00:47:21Tell me who you are.
00:47:23Lily.
00:47:25Close.
00:47:29But not close.
00:47:32Tonight.
00:47:34Tell me who you are.
00:47:36Your wife.
00:47:40Your wife.
00:48:01This doesn't change anything.
00:48:03I know.
00:48:05We can have tonight, and then tomorrow we go back to who we are on the outside.
00:48:10Sure.
00:48:11I'll go back to being my bad self, and you can go back to pretending to be a good little
00:48:15witch.
00:48:17Excuse me?
00:48:18Don't deny.
00:48:19Lily, Sherwood, Svenson.
00:48:21I know I'm kind of dork.
00:48:23I know any thoughts you have.
00:48:26I don't.
00:48:28It's okay to be bad.
00:48:31You don't have to pretend.
00:48:35I don't, huh?
00:48:39You know, just because I have half my magic doesn't mean I can't play with you for tonight.
00:48:45We go.
00:48:46We go.
00:48:49We go.
00:48:52We go.
00:48:56Now you're going to sit there like a good little witch.
00:49:06And I'm going to do whatever I want to you.
00:49:19I don't remember packing that lingerie.
00:49:21Close your eyes.
00:49:25Eric, you're so good for being such a bad boy.
00:49:32I'm being properly motivated not to move.
00:49:38See how long it takes you to break.
00:49:41For you, I could stay here forever.
00:49:43Pretty to think so.
00:49:45Why don't we test that little theory?
00:49:48We're playing a dangerous game.
00:49:51All you have to do is admit that I win.
00:49:57I'll let you fuck me.
00:49:59I'll even let you come wherever you want.
00:50:06You can come here or here.
00:50:13I'll even let you come in here.
00:50:18God.
00:50:19Come on.
00:50:21I know you want to just admit that I'm right.
00:50:27Fine.
00:50:29You win.
00:50:30Oh, what was that?
00:50:32You hurt me.
00:50:34Oh.
00:50:43So what's my prize?
00:50:48I could torture you like you did me.
00:50:53But I want to be inside you.
00:50:55I want to feel you squeeze me tight.
00:50:59Then take me to bed, husband.
00:51:04Call me that again.
00:51:07You want me to fuck you, husband?
00:51:10Yeah.
00:51:11Fuck me.
00:51:14Tell me a story.
00:51:24Like the ones you did in Vegas.
00:51:26Or I've got a story about my pet goat, Gilmore, and how he got stuck on a magic carpet.
00:51:34Or the story about how my sister tried to negotiate with a troll using only red emits.
00:51:43I already know about your family.
00:51:47I want to know about you.
00:51:50What's it like to be a Svensson heir?
00:51:53You want the insider info.
00:51:55Mm.
00:51:55Mm.
00:51:56You tell me yours, I'll tell you mine.
00:51:58You're going to tell me how wonderful it was growing up as a beloved and blessed Sherwood?
00:52:07Is that what you think being a Sherwood is like?
00:52:11Is that what you think being a Sherwood is like?
00:52:14All fun and rainbows?
00:52:16Yeah, everybody loves your family.
00:52:18That's not true, Eric.
00:52:20There are so many people who would love it if we just disappeared.
00:52:23My mother has been shouldering all that responsibility and pressure for decades.
00:52:28And next year, I will be the head witch in charge.
00:52:32Everyone's counting on me to do the right thing.
00:52:34Like eat your fruits and veggies?
00:52:35Like spending my whole childhood being told that the whole world depended on me.
00:52:41Like never bothering to have any hopes or dreams because my whole life was planned for me from the very
00:52:48start before I was even born.
00:52:50I'm always doing the right thing for the family.
00:52:52I was never allowed to even think of doing the wrong thing.
00:52:56I couldn't be tired.
00:52:58I couldn't be scared.
00:52:59I couldn't be angry.
00:53:00One mistake and my family loses everything that they've ever worked for.
00:53:05If this whole world fades to black, it's because I messed up.
00:53:08It's because I didn't do a good job.
00:53:13I don't think I've ever said that out loud before.
00:53:16I'm glad you did.
00:53:19Your turn.
00:53:21Growing up a Svinson was a little different.
00:53:26The old man likes to say I was the first of his disappointments.
00:53:31I guess it's good.
00:53:33At least I was first at something.
00:53:36I didn't care about disappointing him.
00:53:38I just wanted to get away from him.
00:53:41I had it all planned out.
00:53:42When I turned 16, I'd leave, change my name, and the Svinson bloodline would die with me.
00:53:48My mom died when Secret was born.
00:53:53My dad used to tear against me every day since.
00:54:03I'm so sorry, Eric.
00:54:06You shouldn't have asked.
00:54:09It's okay.
00:54:11Svinsons have always lived in the Sherwood shadows.
00:54:14We are the shadows.
00:54:18All you do is shine.
00:54:30He always asks me what I want.
00:54:34What do you want, Eric?
00:54:39You'd hate me if I told you.
00:54:41I mean, more than you already do.
00:54:46I don't hate you.
00:54:49I never did.
00:55:05I don't care.
00:55:06I don't care.
00:55:08I don't care.
00:55:25Eric. Something's wrong. Dad's got visitors. A bunch of old guys. I don't know who they
00:55:31are. He made me play piano for them like some kind of dress of doll. It's like freaking
00:55:36me out. Eric. Are you safe? Eric. Are you safe? For now. All those weird old men lived last
00:55:54night. And I hexed my door so no one could get in. Don't let anyone in. If dad tries to
00:56:00get you to play with any of those weird old men, just... I know. I'll just do what he
00:56:05says. I always do. I'm so sick of this E. What if he actually does make me marry one of
00:56:12those
00:56:12guys? I'm never going to let that happen, alright? Look, I'm close to getting the wand of light.
00:56:19The wand of light? Like the one from the fairy tales? You can't tell that secret. When I get
00:56:27the wand, you're ready for my call. I have a plan. I barely know basic spells. I don't know.
00:56:36You can. I know you can. When the time is right, you'll be ready.
00:57:07Filling up Bessie.
00:57:09Meet me downstairs when you're ready.
00:57:20Oh my god! Why do you and mom always do that? A bit high strung, aren't you sis? I was
00:57:28just in the middle of thinking.
00:57:29Yeah, and going by your aura, I can guess about who. Very much giving post-orgasmic afterglow.
00:57:36Aw, yeah. Well, you and your little aura reading can go jump in a lake.
00:57:40Oh, aren't we feisty this morning. Your super hot hubby isn't around, I'm guessing? Or have you
00:57:46already murdered him after catching his dick? I know all the best places to hide a body, by the way.
00:57:52I'm fine, Effie. I know all about Eric Spenson. I'm not stupid. And when we get the wand back...
00:57:59You mean if you get the wand back?
00:58:01We will. And when we do, we'll do the divorce spell. This mark will be gone. I'll go home and
00:58:09marry the best person who serves our family alliance.
00:58:16It's not fair, you know. I know I'm the last person who should be saying that, because it's not like
00:58:21I can change it. But it's not.
00:58:26It's just the way it goes, right? There has to be a way for you to be with who you
00:58:30actually want and be a good heir.
00:58:35Effie, what I want has nothing to do with anything in my life. That's fine. It's what it means to
00:58:41be a sure what.
00:58:42But just remember, repeating it doesn't make it true.
00:58:48All right. Whatever you say, sis, you know best.
00:58:53I know. Give everyone a hug from me. Tell them I'll be back home soon.
00:59:08Last night was the last time. After today, we're done. If I say that enough times, maybe I'll finally believe
00:59:17it.
00:59:25I'll tell you about my plan with the wand. My family's magic is dying. My father's been cashing in on
00:59:34broken promises for years.
00:59:35But he holds most of the power. And me and Sieg, we just get the scraps. That's how he controls
00:59:40us.
00:59:42If I could use the wand just once, I can take his power when we're good.
00:59:47I'm not trying to ruin your family. I'm trying to save mine. It's the only way that we can be
00:59:52free.
00:59:54That's what you meant by trying to save your family.
00:59:58I was going to tell you the night before. I was going to tell you the truth. And then I
01:00:02was just going to ask if I could use the wand just once.
01:00:06And then I would do whatever you wanted. Get a divorce, leave you alone forever.
01:00:12Why didn't you tell me? Why didn't you tell me that morning? Maybe things could have been different.
01:00:21I would have asked you to stay. It's a nice idea. But our families have been at war since the
01:00:28beginning of time.
01:00:30Maybe if we were different. Maybe if we were different people. We have different lives. This would have worked. Maybe
01:00:38we can work.
01:00:40Maybe the wand has a spell for that, Eric. A witch can hope.
01:00:53What? Do I have mushrooms growing out of the side of my head? Why are you looking at me like
01:00:57that?
01:00:59What? Do I have mushrooms? Why are you looking at me like that?
01:01:04What? Do I have mushrooms? Why are you looking at me like that?
01:01:10Wait. I'm driving.
01:01:12Who over?
01:01:24Oh damn! Oh damn! Oh damn!
01:01:31You have got to be kidding me.
01:01:33You have got to be kidding me.
01:01:39End of the line, witches!
01:01:48I don't know.
01:01:56No!
01:02:03Eric!
01:02:04I can't!
01:02:10No!
01:02:14I can't!
01:02:28Now's not a good time, old man.
01:02:30Well, it sounds like my insurance policy worked.
01:02:34You...
01:02:36You set the shadow with me?
01:02:37Of course I set her.
01:02:39Do you think I would trust you to finish the job?
01:02:53Demons are very expensive, you know?
01:02:56But, I thought that the Sherwood girl's soul in exchange for the wand was a good enough bargain.
01:03:05Souls of magic users apparently taste better.
01:03:19You said you needed her alive.
01:03:21The Sherwoods will never pay off your debts if you kill their heir.
01:03:23I've reconsidered.
01:03:25Once I have that wand, I will be the most powerful witch alive.
01:03:30Debts won't matter.
01:03:32The stupid Sherwoods won't matter. And as for the girl, well...
01:03:35I don't need her breathing to use her power.
01:03:39I can always marry Sigrid off to form new alliances.
01:03:44Guess you won't be trapped in a marriage after all, son.
01:03:47You're welcome.
01:03:51Go to hell, old man.
01:04:03Take it!
01:04:06No!
01:04:07No!
01:04:09Your soul will be delicious!
01:04:17I can take dad's magic.
01:04:19Into him.
01:04:20Finally be free.
01:04:26Get off my wife!
01:04:35You'll pay for that, witch!
01:04:48This isn't the last you'll see of me.
01:04:55Hey, I've got you.
01:04:57You didn't run.
01:04:59You're kidding?
01:05:00I'd be a pretty shitty husband if I let my wife's soul get sucked out by a demon.
01:05:07Eric!
01:05:08You can't get rid of me that usually.
01:05:10No, no, no, no, no, stay with me!
01:05:12Eric!
01:05:13Oh my God!
01:05:15Eric, no, no, no, no, no, stay with me!
01:05:18Oh my God!
01:05:20I can't save you, I don't have my powers!
01:05:23Why didn't you run?
01:05:25You could've saved yourself!
01:05:28I've been saving myself my whole life.
01:05:33I thought I'd try something new.
01:05:35I'm an idiot, you stupid, stupid idiot!
01:05:40Yeah.
01:05:43But I'm your idiot.
01:05:50You took a divorce spell.
01:05:53I have promised.
01:05:55Now you're free.
01:05:59I don't want to be free.
01:06:02I don't want to be free.
01:06:05I don't want to be free.
01:06:06I want to be with you.
01:06:07Just keep secrets safe.
01:06:10Safe from my father.
01:06:12Safe from all of it.
01:06:15You know, those days in Vegas were the best three days of my life.
01:06:22All right, let's get this show started, okay?
01:06:27I love you.
01:06:29I love you too.
01:06:32I love you, I love you.
01:06:36Eric.
01:06:39No!
01:07:00The Wand of Light has the power to grant its user their deepest desires.
01:07:09Pat.
01:07:11Pat.
01:07:11Please, please, please.
01:07:21Eric.
01:07:23Please.
01:07:23Please.
01:07:33Lily.
01:07:35Eric.
01:07:37You absolute moron.
01:07:42You absolute moron.
01:07:45Be gentle.
01:07:46I was dead for like ten seconds.
01:07:49You're alive.
01:07:51That is for divorcing me on your literal deathbed, you asshole.
01:07:56I thought I was doing something noble.
01:07:58Something cool.
01:07:59The wand gave you your power back?
01:08:03My mom used to say that the wand's user grants it its deepest desire.
01:08:07I guess it knew what I really wanted.
01:08:11What did you want?
01:08:14You.
01:08:17Don't scare me like that again, okay?
01:08:20You know, I thought I heard something, but I was bleeding out.
01:08:29Maybe you could say it again?
01:08:35Maybe you could say it again?
01:08:39I love you, Eric's Vincent.
01:08:43That's my girl.
01:08:50Let's go.
01:08:51Let's go.
01:09:03You ready for one last stop?
01:09:07Yeah.
01:09:26Ah.
01:09:28There you are.
01:09:30I knew I could always trust a demon to get the job done.
01:09:34Now, where is my wand?
01:09:38Wait.
01:09:39You're supposed to be dead.
01:09:41Wow.
01:09:42You weren't kidding.
01:09:43He really is evil.
01:09:45I put a barrier around this whole house.
01:09:48It's impossible.
01:09:48There's no way you should be able to be in here.
01:09:50There's always a loophole, old man.
01:09:55Secret.
01:09:56You ungrateful brat.
01:09:58How dare you betray me like this?
01:10:00Really, Dad?
01:10:01Playing the family card after you almost sold me into child marriage?
01:10:05You ungrateful little pests!
01:10:15You're powerless now, old man.
01:10:17Your magic's gone.
01:10:18Forever.
01:10:31Eric!
01:10:32Ortis!
01:10:33Svensson!
01:10:34Release me this instant!
01:10:36That is an order!
01:10:39You can handle it from here, right?
01:10:41His powers are gone.
01:10:43It doesn't scare me anymore.
01:10:46You ungrateful little brats.
01:10:48Both of you will pay for this!
01:10:49You will both pay for this!
01:10:55Yeah, yeah.
01:10:56Talk soon, Pops.
01:10:58We're gonna hit the road.
01:10:59I said get back here.
01:11:00I said get back here!
01:11:02Get back here!
01:11:03Please don't do this, you little bitch!
01:11:22So, where to now?
01:11:24Should we go and drop off the Wand of Light?
01:11:28Yeah.
01:11:29But there's something I want to do first.
01:11:32That sounds ominous.
01:11:34Just so happens that there's another full moon tonight.
01:11:39Leona Sherwood, are you asking me to hand fast marry you?
01:11:45Yeah.
01:11:47I think I am Eric Spencer.
01:11:50Well, we better hurry.
01:11:52If we're gonna take the Wand of Light home
01:11:53and make it back in time
01:11:54to the hunk-a-hunk-a wedding chapel of love.
01:11:57I wonder if they have the same Elvis.
01:11:59I sure hope so.
01:12:01But, if we're gonna get hand fast married again,
01:12:03no more secrets this time.
01:12:06So, is there anything you want to come clean about now?
01:12:09Soon to be again husband?
01:12:13There is one thing.
01:12:16You might want to buckle up.
01:12:18We're about to go super speed.
01:12:21Bessie could have been going super speed this entire time.
01:12:24You didn't tell me to make our trip last longer, didn't you?
01:12:27You know me so well.
01:12:29Soon to be again wife.
01:12:33Leona Sherwood.
01:12:34Will you marry me?
01:12:36And not because of some spell or because it's your duty.
01:12:41But because you want to.
01:12:45Yes, I will.
01:12:57Ready?
01:12:58Hell yeah.
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