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Love to Hate You
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00:00:00I want to be the greatest, everybody on their fake shit
00:00:02I look around and feel like everybody is the fakest
00:00:04I make this, every day and I'm impatient
00:00:05Hoping one day I blow up from the basement
00:00:07Statement, the top is so vacant
00:00:09Okay mom, here I am
00:00:12Day one at Cavendish Hall
00:00:14The most elite private school in the country
00:00:16I earned a scholarship
00:00:17Just like we planned
00:00:19Promise me Harper
00:00:20You won't give up on our dream
00:00:22The best high school education in the country
00:00:26At Cavendish Hall
00:00:27Than Harvard
00:00:29And don't just work hard
00:00:30Have fun too
00:00:32Fall in love
00:00:33Voted pran queen
00:00:35Pran queen mom, really?
00:00:37I want my smart, beautiful daughter
00:00:41To have everything she deserves
00:00:43Promise me Harper
00:00:44I have to make all the right moves this year
00:00:47So I can make my mom proud and keep my promise to her
00:00:49And who knows, maybe
00:00:51Even me is someone amazing
00:00:55Thanks for giving me a ride
00:00:57Hey, you looked really hard at volleyball training
00:01:01Show me your abs
00:01:03Go look at Hamilton's abs, okay?
00:01:05He's your boyfriend
00:01:06Oh, almost forgot mom
00:01:08Think it didn't happen, right?
00:01:10Have you figured it out?
00:01:11I'm only with Hamilton
00:01:12So, you know what you're missing out on
00:01:16Portia, what the f***?
00:01:17Okay, look, I'm not interested in you, okay?
00:01:19I only see you as a friend
00:01:21What?
00:01:21Portia, stop
00:01:26Jesus Christ, Portia, stop
00:01:29Portia, stop
00:01:36Stop
00:01:44I think I just hit someone
00:01:46Don't worry
00:01:47I'll help you hide the body
00:01:51Hey, wake up
00:01:54Relax
00:01:55So your dad's like the third richest guy in the world
00:01:58Who cares about a nobody?
00:02:00She's not breathing
00:02:01Hey, hey
00:02:02Come on
00:02:03Wake up
00:02:04Wake up
00:02:14My first kiss
00:02:16His lips are so soft
00:02:17I never imagined it would be like this
00:02:21Why do I feel like I've been waiting for you all my life?
00:02:25Wait, why is a complete stranger kissing me?
00:02:28Get off me, creep
00:02:29What the f***?
00:02:30I was trying to save your life
00:02:32Right after almost taking it?
00:02:33Thanks
00:02:35Typically rich jerk
00:02:37Shouldn't you be calling your lawyer
00:02:38Trying to scam money off me?
00:02:40What you people usually do, isn't it?
00:02:42You people, what's that supposed to mean?
00:02:45Have
00:02:47Have not
00:02:48He means people from Trashcanistan
00:02:52Like you
00:02:53And she hasn't got a lawyer
00:02:54A parole officer
00:02:56Sure that hair
00:02:57Screams
00:02:58Doobie
00:03:04Let's go
00:03:05Wait, you're just going to leave?
00:03:07Doodaloo
00:03:13But you almost killed me!
00:03:17What are you entitled asshole?
00:03:23Dude, that feels so insane
00:03:24I know
00:03:24You had to be there
00:03:26I wish, man
00:03:27Thanks for giving me a portion of the lift, by the way
00:03:32Hamilton is obsessed with Portia
00:03:34It'd kill him if he knew she's just using him to make a move on me
00:03:37Yeah, no problem, dude
00:03:40Everyone, I would like you to meet our new scholarship student
00:03:44Ew, not another poverty-stricken wannabe
00:03:48Can we, like, stomp it with the charity cases already?
00:03:51As I was saying, class
00:03:53I would like you to welcome our new student, Harper Sullivan
00:04:01Oh my god, that's insane
00:04:08You?
00:04:10Thanks for dressing well for your first day, peasant
00:04:13Way to show your appreciation
00:04:15Portia, please
00:04:17How poor do you need it be to get a scholarship anyway?
00:04:20Like, dog food for dinner report?
00:04:22Or, like, shopping at Walmart for...
00:04:25That's enough
00:04:27Now, your social science projects
00:04:29Anderson, you don't have a partner
00:04:31So you can work with Harper
00:04:35Uh, I'd prefer to work alone, miss
00:04:38That's okay with me
00:04:39I wouldn't want to inconvenience his royal highness
00:04:41Glad we're on the same page
00:04:43Charity girl
00:04:44Well, at least I'm not some pervert who's so desperate
00:04:46He has to steal kisses from strangers
00:04:49Whoa, you kissed her?
00:04:52Look, I didn't kiss you on purpose
00:04:54Oh, yeah, I'm sure
00:04:55That's enough
00:04:56I've made my decision
00:04:57You two will work together
00:04:59Now, seats, please
00:05:13Is, is the seat taken?
00:05:15Sure you'll be safe
00:05:16Since I'm such a pervert
00:05:18I apparently can't keep my hands to myself
00:05:20What, you expect him to put an Hermes bag on the floor?
00:05:23That bag gets its own seat in first class
00:05:26It's got more frequent flyers than you'll ever have
00:05:42Hey, stay away from Anderson
00:05:45You'll never be worthy of him
00:05:48Everyone, seats, please
00:05:54Okay, class
00:05:55Can you please turn to page 72 of your textbooks?
00:06:00Because today we are discussing molar mass
00:06:03Now, molar mass
00:06:04This is why I hate rich boys
00:06:06They're all the same
00:06:08They wreck everything they touch
00:06:15My pendant
00:06:20I can't lose that pendant
00:06:23I want you to have something
00:06:26No, mom, that's, that's your necklace
00:06:28It's yours now
00:06:29It was my mother's before me
00:06:32And her mother's before her
00:06:34Wear it and think of me
00:06:36I will, mom
00:06:38I'll wear it every day
00:06:40Where is it?
00:06:43Home
00:06:45I could have put it in here
00:06:50Good
00:06:51You're home
00:06:52Rent just doubled starting this week
00:06:54But I already gave you everything for bond
00:06:56And first month's rent
00:06:59If you don't have the money
00:07:00We can work out a payment plan
00:07:02If you know what I mean
00:07:06I'd rather die
00:07:08That's really generous of you
00:07:10I'll get back to you on that
00:07:20I'll take this as interest
00:07:24Great Harvard
00:07:25Now I have to somehow find somewhere else to live
00:07:28With no money
00:07:29Survive my first day at a new school
00:07:31And on top of finding my lost necklace
00:07:36I was wearing it
00:07:37Get off me, creep
00:07:40That rich asshole must have taken it
00:07:42That rich husband
00:07:43That rich husband
00:07:44That rich man
00:07:59Is on the show
00:08:01Got people
00:08:02I've always made it
00:08:04Bye
00:08:06If anybody
00:08:29I mean, you're not my usual type, but if you're that desperate.
00:08:34In your dreams, you arrogant asshole.
00:08:44You're going somewhere?
00:08:45I want my necklace back, Thief.
00:08:48What are you talking about?
00:08:49My pendant.
00:08:50You took it this morning after you drove into me.
00:08:53Okay, get real.
00:08:54Why would I want anything you have?
00:08:56And it was barely a tap.
00:08:58I don't believe you, but I did see something very interesting on my way here.
00:09:04Did you miss me?
00:09:05I missed you.
00:09:06I missed you, too.
00:09:11Does your best friend know you're hooking up with his girlfriend?
00:09:15It's not what it looks like.
00:09:17Really?
00:09:18How about how this looks?
00:09:21Thanks for giving me Portia the lip, by the way.
00:09:24It would kill Hamilton if he saw this.
00:09:28Okay.
00:09:31How much do you want to delete it?
00:09:34I don't want your money.
00:09:35I want my necklace back.
00:09:36I told you.
00:09:37I don't have it.
00:09:39I think he's telling the truth.
00:09:45Yeah.
00:09:46If he's $500, do you delete that pic?
00:09:48I don't want your money.
00:09:50I don't want your money.
00:09:51Then what do you want?
00:09:53I need somewhere to live.
00:09:56My creepy landlord just doubled my rent.
00:09:59And the way he looks at me, I just...
00:10:02I don't feel safe.
00:10:07Never mind.
00:10:10Wait.
00:10:13If you promise to keep my secret, you can stay here.
00:10:20Deal?
00:10:26Which side is mine?
00:10:28No side.
00:10:28This is where you're sleeping.
00:10:30What?
00:10:30No, I'm not living in your freaking closet.
00:10:32This isn't what we agreed to.
00:10:34I said you could stay.
00:10:35I didn't say where.
00:10:37But I'd be sleeping with your shoes.
00:10:39Yeah.
00:10:40They won't mind.
00:10:42I mind?
00:10:43Look.
00:10:44My father?
00:10:45Total hard ass.
00:10:46There is no way he'd let you stay.
00:10:48So, he can't know about this.
00:10:50Take it or leave it.
00:10:52Who am I kidding?
00:10:53Vaggers can't be choosers.
00:10:56Alright.
00:10:57We have a deal.
00:10:59Hold up.
00:11:00There will be rules.
00:11:02Oh, definitely.
00:11:03I know what you spoil rich boys alike.
00:11:06One.
00:11:07Don't talk to me at school.
00:11:08Two.
00:11:08We are not friends.
00:11:10Gladly.
00:11:11Two.
00:11:12Keep your hands to yourself.
00:11:14Three.
00:11:14Same goes to you.
00:11:16No checking out my six pack.
00:11:18Four.
00:11:19No falling in love with me.
00:11:22Deal?
00:11:33I need to pack my stuff, the fuck?
00:11:40You have a key to my apartment?
00:11:42I'm the landlord.
00:11:44This is my property.
00:11:45Doesn't mean you can just let yourself in.
00:11:47Are you going to accept my gender's offer?
00:11:50I'm leaving.
00:11:51I'll be gone in a minute.
00:11:52Hey.
00:11:53You signed the lease.
00:11:55You doubled the rent knowing I couldn't afford it.
00:11:57I'm going to need $500 for breaking that lease.
00:12:01Let me go.
00:12:02Let me go.
00:12:03$500.
00:12:04Let me go.
00:12:06Or you can work it off.
00:12:11Let go of me.
00:12:28Get off her.
00:12:30What the fuck is wrong with you?
00:12:37You better get out of here before I knock your teeth out.
00:12:46Hey.
00:12:48Come on.
00:12:49Let's get you out of here.
00:12:53Whoa.
00:12:54Hey.
00:12:55I got you.
00:12:57I'm okay.
00:12:57I just need a moment.
00:13:06I can't believe he saved me.
00:13:09Why does she feel so good in my arms?
00:13:12God, you just can't get enough of me, can you, food stamps?
00:13:15You're gross.
00:13:16You know that?
00:13:20Oh, man.
00:13:22This mattress is so soft.
00:13:24It's like I'm lying on a cloud.
00:13:26You think I'm jealous of your bed?
00:13:27I've slept in way worse places than a rich boy's closet.
00:13:33That's spoiled rich young adult.
00:13:35Thanks, food stamps.
00:13:36What's so important about this pendant that you had to break an ender for anyway?
00:13:41It was my mother's.
00:13:43So it's like a family heirloom.
00:13:46Yeah, something like that.
00:13:49Except I don't have a family anymore.
00:14:08Come on.
00:14:10Where's this stupid necklace?
00:14:14And it must mean a lot to her.
00:14:25Get in, food stamps.
00:14:27One-time offer.
00:14:28Or you can be late.
00:14:31Does it have a handle or...
00:14:45Thanks for the ride, trust fund.
00:14:48I need to find my mother's necklace.
00:14:50Give me your hands.
00:14:52Are you going to be gross again?
00:14:55Just give me your hands.
00:15:01Wait, where was it?
00:15:02How did you find it?
00:15:03What is wrong with me?
00:15:05Why did I just give away the only leverage I had over her?
00:15:10You lied to me last night.
00:15:12You had it this whole time, didn't you?
00:15:14That's how she sees me?
00:15:16Yep.
00:15:17That's right.
00:15:18I just wanted to see what you were prepared to do to get it back.
00:15:23You're disgusting.
00:15:28Get off me.
00:15:32That's the second time you slapped me.
00:15:34Guess who's walking to school?
00:15:35Enjoy being late for class, food stamps.
00:15:38Come on, get out.
00:15:40Shoo.
00:15:43Are you serious?
00:16:042,000 words on the Civil War.
00:16:06Guaranteed A.
00:16:07It's my second.
00:16:09It's my second.
00:16:12Hey!
00:16:14Keep that back.
00:16:15Ha, selling school homework.
00:16:17You know that's an instant expulsion for scholarship students?
00:16:22Who's going to use this against me?
00:16:24You blab on me, I'll blab on you.
00:16:26Mutually assured destruction.
00:16:28Oh, relax, food stamps.
00:16:29I'm not going to rat you out.
00:16:32In the meantime, try to be a better person.
00:16:59That's seven minutes, you sexy bitches.
00:17:08Oh, my God, it's trash canistan.
00:17:17Our poor little orphan moonlighting as a cleaner.
00:17:20Oh, how precious.
00:17:24Toilet cleaner.
00:17:25How appropriate.
00:17:29What?
00:17:30No.
00:17:31No, wait.
00:17:32No.
00:17:32No, stop.
00:17:33Stop.
00:17:34Wait.
00:17:34No.
00:17:35Oh, my God.
00:17:38No, no.
00:17:39No, no, no.
00:17:40No, I only have one uniform, please.
00:17:46Harper.
00:17:52What was that?
00:17:56No.
00:17:56No, that must be wrong.
00:17:58Who put her name in the bowl?
00:17:59Anderson and the scholarship girl.
00:18:01Woo-hoo!
00:18:05Come on.
00:18:29Damn, bro.
00:18:30Way to make those seven minutes count.
00:18:34I want to say that name.
00:18:35Show it to me now.
00:18:38Might as well get it over with.
00:18:40What's wrong?
00:18:41Too scared to play?
00:18:57Give me that.
00:18:59Yes?
00:19:01Just take it.
00:19:06Why didn't you just pick Portia, since you two are already sneaking around behind Hamilton's
00:19:11back?
00:19:11None of your business.
00:19:13Then why pick me?
00:19:14Because you hate me.
00:19:16Plus, I knew you wouldn't get any ideas.
00:19:18You're definitely safe with me.
00:19:20Couldn't think of anything worse.
00:19:21Straight back at you.
00:19:22This is going to be the longest seven minutes of my life.
00:19:26What are we even supposed to do in here?
00:19:28We need a kiss.
00:19:33Everyone's going to know if we don't.
00:19:34Just two seconds.
00:19:36Enough to mess up your lipstick.
00:19:40And make it look good.
00:19:50This is ridiculous.
00:19:51Hey, you think I want this?
00:19:54Move out the way.
00:19:58Who even put that loser's name in the bowl?
00:20:19My necklace!
00:20:21Oh.
00:20:23Oh!
00:20:24That's my boy!
00:20:26That...
00:20:27I can't let her sell Anderson from me!
00:20:30My hair is cutting you stupid belt buckle!
00:20:32Okay, um, hold on.
00:20:33Let me just...
00:20:34Okay, okay, go, go, go.
00:20:36How can it hurt?
00:20:37Okay, let me try something else.
00:20:39Ow!
00:20:42Lucky girl.
00:20:44Anderson's the biggest guy in school.
00:20:46If you know what I mean.
00:20:49Go, Andy!
00:20:51Hold still for a sec.
00:20:52I can't do anything with you thrashing around.
00:20:54I need to get out of here now!
00:20:56Just take a deep breath.
00:20:58I can't breathe!
00:21:00Try to think of something else.
00:21:02Anything else.
00:21:03Okay.
00:21:04Why did you really pick me?
00:21:06Why do you care?
00:21:08Because we're practically sleeping in the same room.
00:21:10So if you have a crush on me, I'd like to know so I can protect myself.
00:21:14Protect yourself?
00:21:15Please.
00:21:16If anyone has a crush on anyone, it's you on me.
00:21:19Oh!
00:21:20Be real.
00:21:21Oh my God, you're so full of yourself.
00:21:23I need to get out of here!
00:21:24Okay, hang on.
00:21:25Careful!
00:21:32What a little whore.
00:21:34I bet you couldn't wait to slap your way into Anderson's pants.
00:21:39I just thought what it looks like!
00:21:44Not cool, Portia.
00:21:46Anderson!
00:21:50Hurry up!
00:22:06You're home late.
00:22:08You okay?
00:22:09I'm amazing.
00:22:10I love cleaning up after-ish kids.
00:22:13It's my passionate life.
00:22:15I meant because of Portia.
00:22:17But she went in pretty hard at the party.
00:22:20Yeah.
00:22:21She's a bully.
00:22:22That's what bullies do.
00:22:25Why do you care?
00:22:28She's right.
00:22:29Why do I care?
00:22:31I don't.
00:22:32Obviously.
00:22:35But I'd hate for you to quit before you save up enough money to, you know, move out of my
00:22:39closet.
00:22:39Trust me.
00:22:41No one wants that more than me.
00:22:43Hey, you know, signing up for every extracurricular club the school offers isn't going to make you prom queen.
00:22:53Oh my god, how does he know I promised mom I'd be prom queen?
00:22:59Why would I want to be prom queen?
00:23:01I don't care about fashion and popularity.
00:23:05Then why sign up to every extracurricular club the school offers?
00:23:10I promised my mom I'd be prom queen, okay?
00:23:13It was important to her that I wouldn't miss out on anything and she was dying.
00:23:18So, I promise.
00:23:22Look, you don't really stand a chance, right?
00:23:25Portia, she always wins.
00:23:28Always.
00:23:29I have to try.
00:23:31For my mom.
00:23:34Anderson?
00:23:36It's my father.
00:23:37You wanted to see me?
00:23:38Okay, get in the closet.
00:23:39Wait, go.
00:23:45Father.
00:23:52What do you want?
00:23:54The, um, Dean's Awards are this week.
00:23:58Do you think you'll be able to make it?
00:23:59You think the business runs itself?
00:24:01I can't take time off for every little thing.
00:24:05And you shouldn't need me there to hold your hand.
00:24:08Poor Anderson.
00:24:09It's like his dad hates him.
00:24:11I don't need you there.
00:24:13It's cool.
00:24:17What was that?
00:24:18Uh, my phone.
00:24:22I still left it in my coat pocket.
00:24:24I still left it in my coat pocket.
00:24:42Hi.
00:24:43I'm Harper, Anderson's study partner.
00:24:46We've got a big assignment together.
00:24:54You're the new scholarship student at Cavendish Hall.
00:24:57Yes, that's me.
00:24:58I don't care what you do when you're not here, but don't bring trash into my home.
00:25:03Are you for real?
00:25:05I'm not trash.
00:25:06She's not like that, father.
00:25:08My oversexed son is the heir of a great fortune and a renowned name.
00:25:12And no slippery street slut is gonna f*** away into our world.
00:25:17So you can hump your little gold digging shovel elsewhere.
00:25:20Stop it, father.
00:25:22I'm not interested in your money.
00:25:25The mating call of every parasite everywhere.
00:25:31Don't ever let me see her here again.
00:25:34Yes, sir.
00:25:44I'm sorry.
00:25:45He's a silver rich dig hole who doesn't know what he's talking about.
00:25:48I can't stay here.
00:25:51Where are you gonna go?
00:25:53Harper, don't give him the satisfaction, okay?
00:25:56He's just a shithead money-making machine who accidentally got some woman pregnant.
00:26:01Give me a reason to stay.
00:26:03I've never met anyone like her.
00:26:06I don't want her to go.
00:26:10Um, look, it's safer than being out on the streets.
00:26:14Okay, like I don't, I don't care what he says.
00:26:16Do you?
00:26:20All right, I'll stay.
00:26:22Because you asked so nicely.
00:26:27Besides, you can't exactly run away when you have socks full of holes.
00:26:32Candy food stamps.
00:26:34Has anyone ever told you you're a complete jerk?
00:26:37Once or twice.
00:26:39Come on, come get it.
00:26:41Come on, come get it.
00:26:42Come on, come get it.
00:26:42My shirt off!
00:26:43Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
00:27:01Are you wearing perfume, trash canistan?
00:27:03Let me guess, scrubbing bubbles, toilet cleaner?
00:27:07I don't want any trouble.
00:27:09And I'm sick of you getting what you want around here.
00:27:11Now, it's about what I want.
00:27:14Whatever you say.
00:27:15Good.
00:27:17And I say, lick my feet.
00:27:21What?
00:27:22Get on your knees and lick my shoes clean, you rag.
00:27:26Why can't you just leave me alone?
00:27:28Because your pitiful poverty disgusts me.
00:27:31I don't want to share my world with people who haven't earned it.
00:27:34Well, Tuff, I am sharing your world.
00:27:37So if I'm so offensive to you, just don't look at me.
00:27:39Crumbs up.
00:27:40How dare you talk to me like that?
00:27:42You're the one who started it, I just want to go to class.
00:27:44Do you know how lucky you are to be at Cavendish Hall,
00:27:47robbing shoulders of people who are worth ten of you?
00:27:51Newsflash.
00:27:52Having rich parents doesn't make you interesting or unfortunate.
00:27:56This is a pathetic, penniless orphan.
00:28:04What?
00:28:05No.
00:28:08On your knees, rag.
00:28:11Stop it.
00:28:12Stop it.
00:28:20Now lick.
00:28:22Like you love it.
00:28:27Oh my god, it's my nose!
00:28:31Oh my god, it's my nose!
00:28:33Oh my god, it's my nose!
00:28:43Okay!
00:28:43Is it broken?
00:28:45I don't know, looks fine to me.
00:28:47Right, Miles?
00:28:48Straight.
00:28:50Wait, is that a blackhead?
00:28:52What?
00:28:52No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:28:54Have you got blackheads?
00:28:55No, shut up!
00:28:58Babe, you look great.
00:29:00You're always beautiful.
00:29:01Don't fuck up to me!
00:29:02Andy!
00:29:07This is your fault!
00:29:10Porsche.
00:29:11Totally my bad, okay?
00:29:13I owe you one.
00:29:14Shh.
00:29:14You bet you do, Andy.
00:29:17It hurts.
00:29:19You're so pretty.
00:29:21Did Anderson Savage really just rescue me from the most popular b**** in school?
00:29:37You're not wearing any pants.
00:29:39You've got a nose for these things, food stamps.
00:29:41How am I supposed to concentrate with all of that in my face?
00:29:48You still haven't told me what you want in exchange for not turning me in for cheating.
00:29:52You, uh, really want to do this now?
00:29:54I just don't want to hang over my head.
00:29:57Aw, poor food stamps.
00:29:58Has it been playing on your mind?
00:30:00Just tell me what you want, trust fund.
00:30:06How about, finish our assignment?
00:30:09I want an A. No, A plus.
00:30:12So, make it good, okay?
00:30:16But I'm already doing our half of the assignment.
00:30:19Yeah, it'll be character building.
00:30:21I hate you so much.
00:30:24Really?
00:30:24I barely think about you.
00:30:26Wait.
00:30:30Before you go, why did you throw the ball at Portia today?
00:30:41Tell me the truth.
00:30:42It was a clean spike.
00:30:44Just out of ham's reach.
00:30:47It was in the complete opposite direction.
00:30:50Why'd you save me?
00:30:52Because I don't get why Portia's giving you such a hard time.
00:30:55She doesn't need to punch down.
00:30:57So I'm beneath her?
00:30:59Are you asking if I think you're beneath her?
00:31:02Sure.
00:31:03I could fight back if I wanted to.
00:31:06Portia doesn't run this school, even though she thinks she does.
00:31:09And I'll prove that when I'm named prom queen.
00:31:12Okay, look.
00:31:13In all seriousness, you've got...
00:31:16Andy, dude, hope you're ready to party.
00:31:19Yes, Anderson, it's time for you to make it up to me.
00:31:23Shh, shh, shh, Portia can't know I'm living here.
00:31:25What do we do?
00:31:26What do we do?
00:31:26Dig something quick.
00:31:28Okay, get in the bed.
00:31:29What?
00:31:30What?
00:31:30Yo!
00:31:31Yeah, yeah, come on, quick.
00:31:33Get in the bed.
00:31:34What?
00:31:35Come on, get.
00:31:37What are you doing?
00:31:38Oh my gosh, girl.
00:31:47Dude, get a shirt on.
00:31:48It's gonna be a big night.
00:31:49And you know I like my nights big.
00:31:52I thought I was meeting you guys at the party.
00:31:55Portia figured you could be our designated driver just since, you know, you owe her one.
00:32:01More than one.
00:32:02My nose, it's, it's really sore.
00:32:05Gotta go mess up your bathroom.
00:32:10So, how are you...
00:32:15How are you really gonna make it up to me?
00:32:27Not a good place too, dude.
00:32:28Porsh.
00:32:28We talked about this.
00:32:34Are you all right?
00:32:36Is there something wrong?
00:32:37Yeah.
00:32:37Nope.
00:32:45What's under here?
00:32:47Nothing.
00:32:49All good, just, um, you know, a pit sword from volleyball practice.
00:32:56Alright, we ready to get f***ed up or what?
00:32:59Yeah, I'll just, uh, finish getting dressed and I'll see you guys outside in five.
00:33:03Cool.
00:33:04Horsh, let's go.
00:33:11Thank God, I nearly suffocated.
00:33:14Thanks for saving me, Anderson.
00:33:15You're the best.
00:33:16Hey, you have just as much to lose as I do if Horrible Portia finds out you've been helping me.
00:33:21And why does it smell like alfalfa in your bed?
00:33:24Are you a vegan or something?
00:33:26Sorry, thought they changed the sheets.
00:33:28Wait, is that...
00:33:30Oh my God, ew, ew, ew, ew.
00:33:34Get your head out of the gutter, food stamps.
00:33:36And get our assignment done.
00:33:42Wait.
00:33:45Let me guess.
00:33:49That's better.
00:33:50Did you just do something nice for me, Harper Sullivan?
00:33:54No, never.
00:33:57And if I get pregnant from your sheets, I swear...
00:33:59Don't change the subject.
00:34:02You were actually nice to me, for once.
00:34:07So, just let me know if there's anything else you want to do to thank me.
00:34:18Don't let him charm you, Harper Sullivan.
00:34:20You're just a speed bump on his privileged road.
00:34:24Never in my lifetime.
00:34:26Because I still hate you.
00:34:27Hate you more.
00:34:35Took all night, but I finally completed your half of our assignment.
00:34:40Better be an A-plus, food stamps.
00:34:44So, I've done all the work, and you're extorting an A-plus from me?
00:34:48A hundred percent.
00:34:50Thanks for putting it in writing, dipstick.
00:34:53Now, help me win prom queen, or this goes straight to the dean.
00:34:57Shit.
00:35:00Well done, food stamps.
00:35:02You got me.
00:35:08You have to make everyone fall in love with me.
00:35:13Give me a break, food stamps.
00:35:15I'm not a miracle worker.
00:35:30You need at least half the votes to win prom queen.
00:35:33How am I supposed to do that?
00:35:35Be you?
00:35:36Or, option B, give people shit they like.
00:35:39Huh?
00:35:40Damn kids are easy.
00:35:41Just feed them.
00:35:44Go.
00:35:52Drama kids, crame attention.
00:35:55Just take your selfie with the wannabe stars.
00:35:58Uh, hey guys.
00:36:00Uh, I loved your performance in the last school play.
00:36:02Can I get an autograph from you guys?
00:36:07I don't know.
00:36:09That'll...
00:36:09Yeah, okay.
00:36:13Oh my god, love it.
00:36:14Thanks guys.
00:36:15Oh my god.
00:36:16As for jocks and cheerleaders?
00:36:23Yeah, sorry.
00:36:24No chance.
00:36:25What do you mean?
00:36:26I need their votes to win.
00:36:28Yeah, you're screwed.
00:36:30Look, the only way is to really impress these guys.
00:36:34So what do you got?
00:36:36Boobs.
00:36:39And I can be popular.
00:36:40And I got boobs.
00:36:42You got any gold medals?
00:36:45No?
00:36:45You got any scholarships?
00:36:47No.
00:36:49But...
00:36:50I might have something which could cause a lot of noise around here.
00:36:54And welcome back to the Cavendish Valentine Beach Volleyball Tournament.
00:36:58Where the only thing hotter than the sand is trying to stand your partner.
00:37:02On the blue team, Harper and Anderson.
00:37:05So, who are we playing against?
00:37:09And on the red team, we have Portia and Hamilton.
00:37:14You're shitting me.
00:37:15I...
00:37:16I thought you were playing with me.
00:37:19That's what she said.
00:37:20It is literally what she said.
00:37:23Yo, Anderson!
00:37:24Looking good, man.
00:37:25Thanks for coming, guys.
00:37:27What's wrong, Portia?
00:37:28Scared I'll beat ya?
00:37:32I'll never be scared of something as basic and low-run as you, rag.
00:37:36Let's play, then.
00:37:39Let's go.
00:37:41Yo, what's up, guys?
00:37:42Welcome to the Cavendish Hall Volleyball Tournament.
00:37:44You got skills?
00:37:46Okay.
00:37:48My potential voters are here.
00:37:50Time to impress the hell out of them.
00:37:52You got this, okay?
00:38:05Oh, what a hit!
00:38:08It's them!
00:38:13Remember who you're playing against.
00:38:20Hey!
00:38:22Oh, and this spike from Anderson.
00:38:25It's cool.
00:38:26We can wait for you to call your daddy for help.
00:38:29At least I have a daddy.
00:38:36Let's go!
00:38:50Come on!
00:38:51Come on!
00:38:51Come on!
00:38:52Come on!
00:38:53Come on!
00:38:53Come on!
00:38:54Come on!
00:38:54Come on!
00:38:55Come on!
00:38:56Come on!
00:38:57Come on!
00:39:00Come on!
00:39:01Come on!
00:39:03So you can train a pig to smile!
00:39:06What?
00:39:07I said, why is Anderson playing against me?
00:39:09I mean, us.
00:39:11We've known each other since we were kids.
00:39:12He's competitive.
00:39:13And I'm hot.
00:39:14There's no way I'm letting the school janitor beat me,
00:39:17not in front of half the volleyball team.
00:39:20Oh, my God!
00:39:21Oh, my God!
00:39:21Herb is America!
00:39:21I didn't think she was cool like that.
00:39:23You're dead!
00:39:35Hey, you okay?
00:39:39Portia, that was...
00:39:40Boo!
00:39:41Boo!
00:39:41Boo!
00:39:42You suck!
00:39:43Get out of here!
00:39:44Lame!
00:39:44Whatever.
00:39:45What is that?
00:39:46You gotta be kidding.
00:39:48Crawlers are gonna hate me.
00:39:49You got this, okay?
00:39:50Come on.
00:40:05Oh, my God.
00:40:07Oh, my God.
00:40:08Is that Portia?
00:40:09Whoa, babe.
00:40:10That was some hit.
00:40:11Are you okay?
00:40:15Do I look okay?
00:40:16Can you help?
00:40:18Please?
00:40:31Great game.
00:40:32Awesome final serve.
00:40:33My followers are going crazy for you.
00:40:35Yeah, she smashed it.
00:40:38Hey, you still thinking about running for prom queen?
00:40:40Still got two days to sign up for it.
00:40:42Yeah, do it.
00:40:43We'll vote for you.
00:40:44That's like a whole team here.
00:40:45Taking out Portia like that?
00:40:47You're gonna be viral.
00:40:48Wow, this might work after all.
00:40:51And hey, if you end up dead, we'll send the cops to Portia's house.
00:40:55She's gone.
00:40:57I will kill her.
00:40:59It's just a game, Portia.
00:41:00Somebody even said she's running for prom queen.
00:41:02I'm prom queen.
00:41:04She's poverty queen.
00:41:05She probably doesn't even have an orthodontist.
00:41:08Who cares?
00:41:09Anderson's my oldest friend.
00:41:12And she's changing him.
00:41:14She might not change you too.
00:41:16Portia, you've been prom queen like every year.
00:41:20It's starting to come off as greedy or...
00:41:24Or?
00:41:25Needy.
00:41:26Needy.
00:41:27I was just joking.
00:41:29I didn't mean to.
00:41:31Why aren't you supporting me?
00:41:33Why is everything changing?
00:41:37Just go.
00:41:39Go.
00:41:40I'm fine.
00:41:44I'm not gonna let any b***h take all the people I love.
00:42:03I'm gonna f*** you up, you thrift shop charisma vacuum.
00:42:09I'm gonna f*** you up, you thrift shop charisma vacuum.
00:42:10Happy Valentine.
00:42:25For you, A.
00:42:27Wait, did Anderson just get me a valentine?
00:42:36What the f***?
00:42:37Someone else is giving Harper a valentine?
00:42:40I know.
00:42:41She looks like a walking coxsoffner to me,
00:42:43but she's obviously somebody's hump buddy.
00:42:53Yeah, that'll be good for you.
00:42:55It will.
00:42:56That's weird.
00:42:57He's making it sound like it's not from him.
00:42:58So, who's it from?
00:43:00Oh, hey, wait, that's mine.
00:43:02Give it back.
00:43:03How do you know?
00:43:04Had a note?
00:43:06Yeah, who from?
00:43:09Don't even know.
00:43:11But when I find out,
00:43:12I'm gonna say some idiot stole it from me.
00:43:19Uh, did you a favor?
00:43:21Tastes kind of weird.
00:43:23Typical trustful jerk.
00:43:26Always taking the heavy...
00:43:29Anderson?
00:43:32Anderson!
00:43:34Help!
00:43:35Help!
00:43:36Shit, it's drugs.
00:43:39That was meant for me.
00:43:41Anderson, wake up.
00:43:42Yep.
00:43:43Okay.
00:43:46Reminder, all students,
00:43:48please make your way to the awards ceremony.
00:43:50The Dean Awards are today.
00:43:51It is about to commence.
00:43:52Anderson, you really need to wake up.
00:43:55Oh, sorry.
00:43:57Wake up, Anderson.
00:43:58Anderson, please.
00:44:02Oh, my God.
00:44:03Oh, my God.
00:44:06What if they feed you?
00:44:07Bricks?
00:44:09You're heavy.
00:44:12Just not.
00:44:13Wake up.
00:44:14Wake up!
00:44:24Anderson, please.
00:44:26Wake up!
00:44:30Oh, my God.
00:44:46Finally.
00:44:58No, no, we don't have time for this really nice thing.
00:45:01Yeah, we do.
00:45:01No, no, I mean to get you to the Dean Awards.
00:45:04Shit.
00:45:05What's going on?
00:45:07Why do I feel so much wrong?
00:45:08I'll explain later.
00:45:09Okay, we need to go.
00:45:11Did you get me drunk just so you could get me in the shower?
00:45:14Oh, that's so lucky.
00:45:16Yes.
00:45:17I don't know why I didn't do it earlier, but come on.
00:45:19We need to get you some dry clothes, and we need to go.
00:45:23Okay, that way we had a spare shirt we lost about.
00:45:27So, you can deal with this, and I will deal with that.
00:45:33Okay, you gotta help me in.
00:45:35Yep.
00:45:36Yep.
00:45:36That's it.
00:45:38Good little big boy.
00:45:51You're not ready, Dean.
00:45:54What?
00:45:54Yeah, like, when we were kissing, and now you're addressing me, but shouldn't I be undressing
00:46:01you?
00:46:02We don't have time for this.
00:46:04You're not going to miss out on your award because someone hates me.
00:46:07Calling Anderson Savage, please make your way to the Dean's office.
00:46:11Yeah, go, go.
00:46:12Oh, where are we?
00:46:12Oh, you're staying.
00:46:13Ah, ah, nice.
00:46:14Oh, yeah.
00:46:17This is the first time our recipient has not turned up.
00:46:21Okay.
00:46:22Confident, confident.
00:46:24He's here!
00:46:25Oh, just in time, Anderson.
00:46:28A step forward, please.
00:46:31So, this is for your courage, above and beyond the call of duty.
00:46:36Congratulations.
00:46:39Mr. Savage, you have made us all very proud of Cavendish Hall.
00:46:48Thank you, sir.
00:46:54He looks great.
00:47:00What did you do to earn this?
00:47:02Uh, there was a thing last year.
00:47:07Right here, actually.
00:47:09Wait.
00:47:10You saved that guy from drowning in the Ritz.
00:47:13It was all over TV.
00:47:15And your father didn't want to see you get awarded for this?
00:47:17Dude, what's this problem?
00:47:18What you did was so brave.
00:47:21Thanks.
00:47:22No, seriously.
00:47:23I'm proud of you, trust man.
00:47:26You should wear this every day.
00:47:31Are you serious?
00:47:32Yeah.
00:47:33No.
00:47:40Wait.
00:47:42Did we shower together?
00:47:46Why?
00:47:47Don't you remember?
00:47:48Not really.
00:47:50I know you were there.
00:47:52And?
00:47:54And you were what?
00:47:56I don't know.
00:47:58It's fuzzy.
00:48:00He's forgotten what happened.
00:48:02I put you in the shower to sober you up.
00:48:05Okay.
00:48:08I still feel like I'm missing something.
00:48:10That's because you've forgotten the most amazing kiss in the world.
00:48:13Nope.
00:48:14That's pretty much it, really.
00:48:16You sure you're not holding out on me food stamps.
00:48:18Why would I do that?
00:48:21I don't know.
00:48:22Maybe I did something gross, like fart in your face or burp out loud.
00:48:27No, no, no.
00:48:28You're clear on vote counts.
00:48:30I promise.
00:48:31Okay.
00:48:33Anyway, I need to go.
00:48:34Got to go find my progress.
00:48:37I'd offer to help, but not really my area of expertise.
00:48:40Good at taking them off.
00:48:42Not so much a bind, though.
00:48:43Okay.
00:48:44Information I did not need to know.
00:48:46I'll see you later.
00:48:48Yeah.
00:48:52Hey, Harper.
00:48:57What you did today?
00:49:15Is that for prom?
00:49:16Uh, kinda.
00:49:18Yeah.
00:49:19It's cool.
00:49:20Very, very cool.
00:49:22So, it's not?
00:49:23Show me.
00:49:25Seriously?
00:49:26You're not going to show me.
00:49:28It's 20 years' bad luck.
00:49:29That's for weddings.
00:49:31Come on.
00:49:32I'll only tease you for an hour.
00:49:40I know, I know.
00:49:42It's a poop emoji.
00:49:45Yeah, no one's going to eggplant emoji that.
00:49:48I got it from a thrift store.
00:49:50I didn't see the stain until I got home, so.
00:49:53Can you, like, I don't know, wash it or something?
00:49:56I'll figure it out.
00:49:57Just don't you worry.
00:49:58You're pretty boy head about it.
00:49:59Just go.
00:50:01Go.
00:50:02Okay.
00:50:08Mom, you need to rest.
00:50:10No.
00:50:10This is important.
00:50:11I don't want you to miss out on anything, because I'm gone.
00:50:15Don't let my death be the thing that limits your life.
00:50:22Okay.
00:50:23Okay, Mom.
00:50:24Cavendish, Harvard, prom queen.
00:50:26I'll do it all.
00:50:27I'll do it all for you.
00:50:28I'll do it all for you.
00:50:58I need you to do something for me.
00:51:03Note to self.
00:51:04Next time, have rich parents.
00:51:10Correction, Harper.
00:51:11Have parents.
00:51:17Food stamps.
00:51:18You need to come with me.
00:51:19I can't.
00:51:20Prom's only four hours away.
00:51:22I have to make this work.
00:51:23Harper.
00:51:24Trust me.
00:51:25Okay?
00:51:39Don't worry.
00:51:40My dad's away in a business trip.
00:51:42It's...
00:51:43Is Taylor Swift coming?
00:51:45Yes.
00:51:46T. Swizzle is coming to prom.
00:51:48The boss stylist, Gavin, is a family friend.
00:51:51Him and his team are gonna create some serious magic.
00:51:56What?
00:51:56Anderson, no.
00:51:57This is way too much.
00:51:58Look, do you want to be prom queen or not?
00:52:00Of course I want to be prom queen, but not like...
00:52:03Not like this.
00:52:04Why not?
00:52:05Because I can't afford it, okay?
00:52:08I spent all my wages on this stupid, sane dress.
00:52:12I know.
00:52:13Which is why this one's on me.
00:52:15Okay?
00:52:16Why are you doing this for me?
00:52:18Because I want you to have the best.
00:52:21Doesn't matter.
00:52:22Just enjoy it.
00:52:24Okay?
00:52:24Everyone, this is Harper.
00:52:27She wants you all to know that she's losing her tiny little mind right now.
00:52:32Just say yes, Harper.
00:52:35But we hate each other.
00:52:37We sure do.
00:52:37You kicked me out of your car.
00:52:39You blackmailed me into letting you live here.
00:52:41And you made me live in your closet.
00:52:43Then, yesterday, you saved me with the Dean's Award.
00:52:46So every favor has a price, is that it?
00:52:48Hey, I'm just getting in early before you demand something massive.
00:52:52You know, like my...
00:52:54car.
00:52:59All right.
00:53:00I'll do it.
00:53:02Great.
00:53:02Gav, she's all yours.
00:53:04I'll be back later to pick you up for prom.
00:53:10Be gentle on me.
00:53:11I'm a makeover virgin.
00:53:13Even better.
00:53:15This will be fun.
00:53:18Okay.
00:53:19Sit.
00:53:19Let's go.
00:53:20Color.
00:53:21Yes.
00:53:22Black.
00:53:22Funeral.
00:53:24Can I get it with this?
00:53:27Ooh.
00:53:28Fun trap.
00:53:29Catch.
00:53:29It's okay.
00:53:30We'll get there.
00:53:31Yes.
00:53:33Yes.
00:53:34Sparkle.
00:53:36Ooh, pretty.
00:53:37Come on.
00:53:42No.
00:53:47It's getting close.
00:53:52I am amazing.
00:53:54You really did it this time.
00:53:56Are you ready to go?
00:54:04Man, she's now looking so beautiful, Denise.
00:54:07And she'll accept it.
00:54:08She's already freaking out about getting made over.
00:54:14Don't Hamilton need to be with you.
00:54:16Night's our night.
00:54:19Man, Hamilton is going to be so messed up.
00:54:27Sorry.
00:54:28Got an issue.
00:54:29Uber out front will take you to prom.
00:54:31Oh, I hope he's okay.
00:54:33Okay, girl.
00:54:34Looks like you're doing this alone.
00:54:50Will he think I'm pretty?
00:54:51Is this what he usually goes for?
00:54:57Wow.
00:54:59It's like a dream.
00:55:01Dream.
00:55:11Where is Anderson?
00:55:13He should have come running.
00:55:14How humiliating if he doesn't come.
00:55:17Waiting for something?
00:55:20We need to talk.
00:55:22Seriously.
00:55:23Hamilton, I told you.
00:55:25It's not working out.
00:55:26So who's it working out for then?
00:55:28Who are you dressed up for?
00:55:32Am I really doing this?
00:55:34What if Portia is right and I really don't belong here?
00:55:38They're all rich and elite and I'm just...
00:55:40me.
00:55:43Shit, I can't do it.
00:55:45Forgot to say, Carper,
00:55:46do you want to be prom queen or not?
00:55:48Risk everything
00:55:49or walk away and break your promise to your mom.
00:56:05Oh my god.
00:56:06Is that charity girl Hopper?
00:56:08That dress is fire.
00:56:11She looks so hot.
00:56:15How can a beggar like her afford that dress?
00:56:33Hey, he's coming to me.
00:56:39Hey, footsteps.
00:56:41You look amazing.
00:56:43Who are you to tell me how to live life
00:56:45and these times
00:56:46You don't look half bad yourself, trust fund?
00:56:52Um, yeah?
00:57:02Are you kidding me?
00:57:04Welcome, seniors, to your prom.
00:57:07Tonight
00:57:07is for making lasting
00:57:09memories.
00:57:11Appreciating each other
00:57:12and cementing friendships
00:57:14that will support you
00:57:16for life.
00:57:17Everyone take your partners
00:57:19for the first dance.
00:57:21That pig-eyed...
00:57:23So,
00:57:25for the whole queue of jocks line up,
00:57:27how about it, food stamps?
00:57:29You're joking.
00:57:31I'm not.
00:57:33Harper,
00:57:34you're the most beautiful girl here.
00:57:38Obviously, because of me.
00:57:39I mean, I chose the dress
00:57:40and I'd say they got a pretty flawless taste.
00:57:43So,
00:57:45how about it, food stamps?
00:57:47We gonna dance or
00:57:48what?
00:57:49I so want to
00:57:50more than anything.
00:57:52But,
00:57:53can I trust this?
00:58:05Okay.
00:58:07Put your hands here.
00:58:12Hey,
00:58:13not bad, food stamps.
00:58:14I kinda like the
00:58:39girl!
00:58:39Hey,
00:58:39here.
00:58:39Where are you?
00:58:39Where are you?
00:58:42What are you?
00:58:52It's time to announce a prom king and queen.
00:58:55Portia Leon, a queen for many years, thank you for your service.
00:59:00But tonight's new prom queen and king is Harper Sullivan and Anderson Savage.
00:59:15Be cool, Portia.
00:59:16What is happening?
00:59:18That crown is mine.
00:59:19I broke up with Hamilton so you and I could win and be together.
00:59:22Look, I didn't tell Hamilton about you coming on to me because he's my buddy.
00:59:26But if you act like a dick tonight, I'll tell him you were trying it on the whole time you
00:59:30were with him.
00:59:32Wait, Anderson and Portia were never together?
00:59:36This isn't real.
00:59:37This isn't happening.
00:59:39It is.
00:59:40Don't deal with it.
00:59:41Sorry, Portia.
00:59:43I gotta go be king.
00:59:50Sorry, everybody.
01:00:00And you're king and queen.
01:00:06Well done, foodstacks.
01:00:13I did it, Mom.
01:00:16Just like we promised.
01:00:18I'm prom queen.
01:00:20It's true.
01:00:22Portia broke up with Hamilton to get with Anderson.
01:00:27I always thought Anderson was really into her.
01:00:30Friends to lovers, right?
01:00:33Oh, it's you, Portia.
01:00:36Congratulations.
01:00:38Probably shouldn't say, but I heard one of the judges say that Anderson gave him a ton of money so
01:00:46you could win.
01:00:46I don't believe you.
01:00:48I don't believe you make sense to me and me.
01:00:51Hey, Mayas.
01:00:52Any idea why Anderson would do that?
01:00:55Sex, lots of.
01:00:57There you go.
01:00:58If the Mayas know, then everyone knows.
01:01:03I'm going to go tell the principal what you did to get the crown.
01:01:06I wouldn't do that if I were you.
01:01:07You're going to make a fool of yourself.
01:01:09There's no way you beat me.
01:01:10Not in a million years.
01:01:11Portia, has it ever occurred to you that everyone is just so sick of pretending to like you?
01:01:17A spoiled baby who bullies everyone because she isn't smart enough to get what she wants any other way.
01:01:22You know the truth, witch.
01:01:24You're nothing.
01:01:25You're like a chicken nugget on a table of caviar.
01:01:30You're trash.
01:01:31A handicapped parking space that Anderson pulled into for five minutes because I was busy with Hamilton.
01:01:37Oh, so you're no longer with Hamilton?
01:01:40That's right.
01:01:41So there's nothing stopping you and Anderson being together?
01:01:45Now you're getting it.
01:01:46And yet, Anderson would rather be with trashy chicken nugget car parking than whatever this is.
01:01:55Ouch.
01:01:56That is a good point.
01:02:01Don't worry, Portia.
01:02:03Your type is going straight to non-recyclable.
01:02:27You're okay?
01:02:28I think so.
01:02:29Ow!
01:02:32What did you just do?
01:02:34She tripped on her hem.
01:02:35I mean, I tried to grab her, but...
01:02:38No, you better get out of here.
01:02:39Before I do something, I regret.
01:02:41What, like not respond when I tell you how I feel?
01:02:44Like you f***ing drugged that chocolate.
01:02:46I have no idea what you're talking about.
01:02:48Anderson, how do we go from hanging out all the time to this?
01:02:52I don't know.
01:02:53The sooner you're in the rear view, the better the road ahead looks.
01:02:56Oh, f*** you!
01:02:57What a bunch of lies.
01:03:00Hey, how's your ankle?
01:03:01You okay?
01:03:02It's okay, it's okay.
01:03:03I'm okay.
01:03:06You're not okay.
01:03:09I got you.
01:03:12You okay?
01:03:12You okay?
01:03:13I will be.
01:03:15Okay.
01:03:16Now don't go anywhere.
01:03:20I'm going to take your shoes off, okay?
01:03:22Is it bad?
01:03:23Yeah.
01:03:24It's going to need some strapping.
01:03:29Can we talk?
01:03:30If it's about my medical qualifications, it's okay.
01:03:34I have none.
01:03:37I just, I heard Portia say that she broke up at Hamilton to be with you.
01:03:44That's why I couldn't drive you to prom.
01:03:46You went to see Portia?
01:03:48Hamilton.
01:03:49Well, for a check.
01:03:51He kind of saw it coming.
01:03:53Poor guy.
01:03:54I don't understand.
01:03:56Why are you sitting here fixing my ankle when Portia's free?
01:04:00It's like she's in love with you.
01:04:01I don't love her.
01:04:03Portia and I, we were never together.
01:04:05What you saw that first day of school was Portia just being a brat.
01:04:10She always wants what she can't have.
01:04:12And I'd never do that to Hamilton.
01:04:15Why didn't you just say that?
01:04:17Why didn't you just tell me Portia doped your chocolate?
01:04:19Because I had to be sure.
01:04:21Like you had to be sure I wasn't sneaking around with Portia?
01:04:24Let's face it.
01:04:25You never would have believed me.
01:04:26I'm just a spoiled rich kid, right?
01:04:30Maybe I was wrong about that.
01:04:34About a lot of things.
01:04:41Maybe it's time to make things right.
01:04:46Uh, I got you something.
01:04:54Wow.
01:04:55I thought I would go with your dress.
01:04:59Wow.
01:05:00They're so lovely.
01:05:02Let me, um, let me put them on.
01:05:04What?
01:05:05No, no, no.
01:05:06You've already been too generous.
01:05:08It's easy for me to be generous, food stamps.
01:05:10I have a trust one, remember?
01:05:20Oh, beautiful.
01:05:22They are beautiful.
01:05:26I wasn't talking about the earrings.
01:05:29How's your ankle?
01:05:31Better.
01:05:33We won't be doing a king and queen dance, though.
01:05:35Well, says who?
01:05:39Really?
01:05:40Come on.
01:05:45Oh, okay.
01:05:46Put your feet on mine.
01:05:48Tell me what's wrong and why you never said you felt that way.
01:05:53Okay.
01:06:01Is this real?
01:06:04Is this really happening?
01:06:06I don't think this night could be more perfect.
01:06:08Yeah, I'm about to fade away.
01:06:19Cause every time I wake up, I feel like it's Monday.
01:06:22Something's going wrong with all the chemicals up in my brain.
01:06:25All of a sudden, I don't look at anything the same way.
01:06:28Gotta build up on my thoughts sitting in an ashtray.
01:06:31I'm sorry that I'm so inconvenient.
01:06:33Okay, just let me be me and I'll stay out of your way.
01:06:37I can see the way you look at me.
01:06:39I'm such a disgrace.
01:06:40I never really asked to be brought into this place.
01:06:43You gotta do at least the pain.
01:06:44You wanna love me?
01:06:45Well, then, baby, have a taste.
01:06:46All the highs and the lows.
01:06:48No, you'll never be the same.
01:06:49I don't really wanna hurt you, but I can't control the pain.
01:06:52If you're sticking by my side, maybe we could be okay.
01:06:56Okay, okay.
01:06:57Maybe you could be the change I need today.
01:07:00I promise that I've never felt this way.
01:07:03I really hope that you will choose to stay through all the pain.
01:07:07I know you told your friend you're not okay.
01:07:12And tell me what's wrong and why you've never said you've felt that way.
01:07:18Guess you're trying to stay strong and fake a smile and dimly.
01:07:21I know they went this way.
01:07:23Anderson has to listen to me.
01:07:24I broke up with Hamilton for him.
01:07:27Once he realizes what a gull digger that ditrag orphan is,
01:07:31he'll see she isn't worthy of him.
01:07:33He'll see that.
01:07:37How could he choose that loser over me?
01:07:42Now it really is time to take the trash out.
01:07:54Um.
01:07:58If you're worried about us being seen together, we don't need to hang.
01:08:02What?
01:08:03You're sick of me already?
01:08:06Hey.
01:08:09You're mine.
01:08:11But your dad still hates me.
01:08:14Yep.
01:08:15And you know what?
01:08:17He can go f*** himself.
01:08:19In fact, I hope he hurts his back while doing it.
01:08:25Come on.
01:08:28Hey.
01:08:30Mayuan, have they finished printing?
01:08:33Oh my god.
01:08:34It looks amazing.
01:08:36This is so good news for us.
01:08:39And bad news for that evil witch.
01:08:42You know, I really do think Harper is a witch.
01:08:44I think she probably sleeps like I have new in Anderson's coffee.
01:08:48And I have penis into his mouth.
01:08:50The slut sucking her way to the top.
01:08:54This is going to finish her.
01:08:56Once and for all.
01:09:07No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:09:09This can't be happening.
01:09:11No.
01:09:15Yeah, that's a smile.
01:09:17Or, you know, a sickly grin if that's all you can manage.
01:09:21You did this?
01:09:23No.
01:09:23You did the crime, remember?
01:09:27Why are you doing this to you?
01:09:28Well, you told the truth about me in the bathroom at prom.
01:09:31So, I'm telling the truth about you.
01:09:33It's only fair that Anderson knows what you do to your boyfriends.
01:09:36How horrible.
01:09:37And you're a thief.
01:09:39So, I take my jewelry and guess what?
01:09:42Half of it's missing.
01:09:44What?
01:09:44No, no, you're a liar.
01:09:46You're finished, dear Rag.
01:09:47If you hurry, you might be able to clean out your locker before the police arrives.
01:09:52What the hell is this?
01:09:53This is someone who stole her ex's $15,000 gold watch and my jewelry.
01:10:00Is this true?
01:10:02You have a police record?
01:10:05That's not true.
01:10:06I would never steal from anyone.
01:10:08Too funny.
01:10:09Why don't you just be honest and get it off your tiny little chest?
01:10:13Who feel better?
01:10:22Tell me.
01:10:24There was this guy friend at my last school and he's the reason I don't trust rich kids.
01:10:30He lied to the cops about me stealing his watch because I wouldn't go out with him.
01:10:36What?
01:10:37To punish you?
01:10:39He knew I couldn't afford a lawyer to defend myself.
01:10:43You believe me, don't you?
01:10:45Harper.
01:10:46Don't answer that, son.
01:10:48Father?
01:10:49What are you doing here?
01:10:50Pasha called me.
01:10:52This girl's made enough of a fool out of you.
01:10:54I want to see you caught up in whatever other crimes she's committed.
01:10:57Mrs. Savage, I didn't steal from anyone, I promise you.
01:11:01Having a call gives people like you a chance to be better and it always backfires.
01:11:07That's not fair.
01:11:09You don't know her.
01:11:11As president of the parents' committee, I'm going to do everything I can to have your scholarship revoked and have
01:11:17you expelled.
01:11:18In fact, I'm going to cancel the scholarship program forever.
01:11:22What?
01:11:24Harper.
01:11:27Your dad's right, Anderson.
01:11:30Even if you don't care about me, I still care about you.
01:11:33Please, don't let her drag you down any further.
01:11:35Exactly.
01:11:36Let's just get things back to normal.
01:11:42Harper!
01:11:46Jesus, she's gone.
01:11:51What?
01:11:56Come on, pick up.
01:11:57Please, Harper.
01:11:58Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system.
01:12:11Come on.
01:12:13Come on.
01:12:20Call Harper.
01:12:23Call Harper.
01:12:25Call Harper.
01:12:27Call Harper.
01:12:30Call Harper.
01:12:31Call Harper.
01:12:31Call Harper.
01:12:31Call Hamilton
01:12:37Hey
01:12:39Hey, some shits going down
01:12:41Dude look Harper's runoff. I'm looking for her, but she's blocking my calls. I need you to call her
01:12:47Hopefully she'll pick up for you. Please man. I don't know man. This seems like it's between you and Harper
01:12:54Look Hamilton. I'm the last person she wants to see right now. If you don't help me
01:12:58She's gonna disappear forever, and I'll never see her again. You got to help me man, please
01:13:04Harper
01:13:07Hey
01:13:08Thanks for agreeing to talk to me
01:13:11Why do you suddenly care?
01:13:13Apologize to her
01:13:14Do it now. I stood by and let Portia do some shitty things
01:13:20I'm sorry about that
01:13:23It's fine doesn't matter. None of it does it's over now
01:13:27Ask her if she's gonna let Portia run her out of town
01:13:31Are you really gonna let Portia run you out of town?
01:13:34She's right
01:13:36I don't belong here
01:13:38People like her just know everything's gonna be okay
01:13:43Hasn't she ever felt that way before?
01:13:45Haven't you ever felt that way?
01:13:48Yeah, I guess
01:13:50With Anderson
01:13:53Even though we pretended we hated each other most of the time. I just felt safe with him
01:13:58Ask her if she's really gonna let Portia take that away from her
01:14:03Are you really gonna let Portia take that away from you?
01:14:10It was a fifteen thousand dollar Breitling watch
01:14:14You wore a men's watch
01:14:16Brent
01:14:17Gave me the watch
01:14:19Because he he wanted me to go out with him and when I didn't go out with him
01:14:25He told the police that I stole it
01:14:28And I couldn't prove that he was lying
01:14:31Let's hear it from Miss Leon
01:14:33Thank you, sir
01:14:34Well, we often leave our lockers unlocked because well, no one needs to steal anything
01:14:40I took my jewelry off for Jim and then I found it stolen and the my
01:14:44Sorry
01:14:45Maya and Maya said that they saw Harper going through my locker
01:14:50Normally, I would say this is Miss Leon's word against yours
01:14:54But it's not
01:14:55It's the police's word
01:14:56Another young man's word
01:14:58And Miss Leon's word against yours
01:15:02Unless you have other evidence
01:15:05Not evidence
01:15:06I worked so hard for this
01:15:11Why would I risk everything to take some jewelry? It doesn't make any sense
01:15:15People like you always want what they can't have
01:15:19Is that all you have to say, Harper?
01:15:22Well, in that case I have to cancel your scholarship
01:15:26Right
01:15:26Now report this to the police
01:15:29No
01:15:31Please
01:15:32Stop
01:15:34You all need to see this
01:15:37I have a sworn statement from Brent Mitchell
01:15:41Saying that he lied about Harper stealing the watch
01:15:43He gave it to her to make her like him
01:15:46When she rejected him, he lied to the police to punish her
01:15:50For God's sake, Anderson
01:15:52What she got over you?
01:15:53Have some dignity
01:16:00Here is all of Portia's stolen jewelry
01:16:06Oh my God
01:16:07You found it
01:16:09Oh, thank you
01:16:10Thank you, thank you
01:16:11Yeah
01:16:12I found it
01:16:13In your bedside table
01:16:15Is this true?
01:16:18I was doing everyone a favor
01:16:20She'll never be one of us
01:16:21Why can't you all see what a filthy little slut she is
01:16:24She plays the victim so we all feel sorry for her
01:16:26We've heard more than enough from you, Miss Leon
01:16:30Now
01:16:32Miss Sullivan
01:16:33What to make of all of this
01:16:36Please
01:16:37Your accusers say, oh, you have very sincere apology
01:16:40Your scholarship is safe
01:16:42And I'm going to write you a personal letter of commendation to Harvard
01:16:46To help make up for something
01:16:48Thank you, Dean Matthews and Anderson
01:16:52Now
01:16:53Miss Leon
01:16:53What to do with you?
01:16:56Please don't expel me
01:16:57My parents will kill me
01:17:02I don't know how to thank you, but you fixed everything
01:17:05Harper
01:17:06The way I feel about you
01:17:08You think you've won, don't you?
01:17:10But you haven't
01:17:11Not by a long shot
01:17:14You might think you're in love
01:17:16But this will not work
01:17:17Yeah
01:17:17You won't come to realize that
01:17:19She's not like us
01:17:20No, it's deeper than that
01:17:21You'll always feel secure and she never will
01:17:24You'll end up thinking she's a neurotic mess
01:17:27Because you're such a great role model
01:17:29Four wives
01:17:30All gone
01:17:31Harper is the most amazing
01:17:34Smartest
01:17:34Most determined person
01:17:35I've ever met
01:17:37Anderson
01:17:38Drop her
01:17:39If you make me choose
01:17:40I'll choose her over you
01:17:43Every time
01:17:44Anderson
01:17:44You don't mean that
01:17:45Listen clearly
01:17:46If you want me to stay in your life
01:17:49You accept Harper
01:17:50Or I'm gone
01:17:53I hope he's right about you
01:17:56Because every woman I've ever met
01:17:57Is in it for the money
01:17:59The dollar drew your respect
01:18:01I don't really care what you think
01:18:10Anderson what did you just do
01:18:13I stood up for my girl
01:18:14So I'm your girl
01:18:16So I'm your girl
01:18:16Well that depends
01:18:19Do you wanna be my girl?
01:18:22I don't know
01:18:24What's that job entail?
01:18:26It's a full-time job food stamps
01:18:29We'll probably do a lot of this
01:18:36And I'll probably say things like
01:18:39I love you Harper
01:18:41I've never met anyone like you
01:18:43Well I don't want to rush into anything but
01:18:45I think I could handle all that
01:18:49And
01:18:50I'll make you feel safe
01:18:52Every day of your life
01:18:55I love you so much
01:18:56Anderson Savage
01:18:59I love you Harper Sullivan
01:19:15I'll make you feel safe
01:19:23I'll make you feel safe
01:19:24I'll make you feel safe
01:19:24I'll make you feel safe
01:19:24I'll make you feel safe
01:19:24Miss Sullivan
01:19:27What was this?
01:19:28Maybe some further questions from Harvard
01:19:30They had some from me too
01:19:32Oh shit
01:19:33Sorry Dean
01:19:39Food stamps
01:19:40Just open it
01:19:57I don't mean to steal your thunder but
01:20:01I got an early offer too
01:20:04Looks like we'll both be going to Harvard next year
01:20:06Can't get rid of me that easily food stamps
01:20:09Guess I'm gonna have to try harder then
01:20:12It's perfect everything's perfect
01:20:18It's perfect everything's perfect
01:20:21Hey
01:20:22Your mom would be really proud of you
01:20:25You know that, right?
01:20:27I do
01:20:38Living life
01:20:39Every day
01:20:40Late at night
01:20:41Not okay
01:20:42All I want
01:20:43And I pray
01:20:44All I need
01:20:45Are some better days
01:20:46Fuck me
01:20:46I'm looking in the mirror
01:20:48So foggy
01:20:48But I've never seen clearer
01:20:49I don't really think anyone can save me
01:20:51And honestly
01:20:52I'm not really sure I want saving
01:20:53I'd like to be
01:20:54My own worst enemy
01:20:55There's no risk if you don't try at anything
01:20:57So I'ma just keep buying everything
01:20:59See you in the next life
01:21:00You have to be a better me
01:21:01I don't think that my head's on straight
01:21:03Gotta flip it and grip it and go and get an x-ray
01:21:06What's wrong with me
01:21:06I just feel way
01:21:07Pushing up my chest and it squeeze
01:21:08Till I suffer
01:21:09tooling out my chest and it comes from
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