Angkinin mo Ako Episode 1 Engsub

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00:00:33Hindi ko pa rin mag-gets na husband lang ang pwede mag-challenge ng legitimacy ng anak.

00:00:38Sobrang fuck up yung unfair para sa babae.

00:00:41Kaya ako, hindi talaga akong magpapakasal.

00:00:45Sobrang nakakasakal, especially sa mga babae.

00:00:48Hindi yan partnership, basically.

00:00:51Parang pag-aari.

00:00:54Kahit ikaw, Luresco, kat lalaki ka, agree ka naman, diba?

00:00:59Huwuy!

00:01:00Stress na-stress ka na naman. Galing ka ba sa ship mo, sa coffee?

00:01:05Sipag talaga. Iba din talaga to si Luresco.

00:01:09Barista sa umaga. Do students sa gabi.

00:01:13Tutor for weekend!

00:01:15Sabi ng Atty. Nigos, naghahanap doon si Atty. M. Bernabe na mag-tutor sa kapatid niya for ukat.

00:01:21At narecommend kita, Luresco.

00:01:23May interview and all naman. Pero sure naman ako dito na ikaw ang ma-hire.

00:01:28Ano, Danielle? Go ka na?

00:01:31Bakit si Luresco lang nire-recommend mo? Kaya ka naman mag-tutor, ah.

00:01:35Magtigil ka nga, Mina. Preamble of Constitution na nga hindi mo memorize.

00:01:40Excuse me, ah. Excuse me.

00:01:42O sige. Reside the Preamble of 1987 Philippine Constitution.

00:01:46We are the sovereign people of the Philippines.

00:01:51Sovereign Filipino people kasi.

00:01:53Galing ka din yun. Ano ka bang?

00:01:55Tawag sa'yo mag-review.

00:01:56Pwede yun.

00:01:58Para namang ano nga.

00:01:59O, para. Saan na nga. Saan ko patatok?

00:02:22Ma? Ma?

00:02:25Ma?

00:02:26Ma?

00:02:38Hindi ka na naman nagbahid ng ilaw.

00:03:10Who is that?

00:03:12Um, Daniel Loresca. Can you go to the attorney?

00:03:15You can go to the attorney.

00:03:29I need to be a prank for you.

00:03:33You need to pass all the exams, especially the UCCAT.

00:03:37Can you do that?

00:03:38Yes, attorney.

00:03:42You may know how busy I am.

00:03:45Kaya, you won't be able to get your tutor to my brother.

00:03:48Do you trust me?

00:03:50Yes, attorney.

00:03:55My brother is very important to me.

00:03:59That's why he is a boyfriend.

00:04:02He's a bad guy, addict, everything.

00:04:05That's why he's like this.

00:04:07He's not very important to me.

00:04:08He's a bad guy.

00:04:11He's a bad guy.

00:04:14He's a bad guy.

00:04:15He's a bad guy.

00:04:15But, Zoe, my sister, he's not like that.

00:04:20I mean, he's not like us.

00:04:23He's not like us.

00:04:23He's not good at all.

00:04:25He's still looking at where to excel.

00:04:26But, he's not an academic.

00:04:30He's not good at all.

00:04:34He's not good at all.

00:04:56Excuse me?

00:04:56He's not good at all.

00:04:59He's not good at all.

00:05:28He's not good at all.

00:05:30He's not good at all.

00:05:31When you're not good at all?

00:05:33He's not good at all.

00:05:34He's a bad guy.

00:05:34He's still looking for my team.

00:05:36You think so?

00:05:37He's a bad guy?

00:05:39Shit.

00:05:40Sorry.

00:05:42Ah.

00:05:43Can I...

00:05:54It's like...

00:05:55Are you serious at corporate law?

00:06:00Corporate law?

00:06:01You can do it.

00:06:03You can do it.

00:06:05I mean, no offense, but...

00:06:08I get you, Danielle.

00:06:09Since first year you were in law school,

00:06:12you're still realistic.

00:06:20Anong nangyayari?

00:06:22Ay po, Ate Attorney.

00:06:24Hinatid ko lang po si Zoe.

00:06:26Uwi din po ako.

00:06:27Saan kayo galing?

00:06:29Anong oras na? Late na kayo.

00:06:31Hindi ka ang tinatanong ko.

00:06:33Zoe, anong oras na? Late na kayo?

00:06:36Saan ka galing?

00:06:36Nanood kami ng sine. Okay ka na?

00:06:47Anong oras na?

00:06:47Sino siya?

00:06:50Anong aplikant.

00:06:51For your tutor.

00:06:54Danielle, Zoe, may sister.

00:06:56Hi po, Miss Zoe.

00:06:59Hired ka na.

00:07:01It's tight na tayo today.

00:07:04Hired ka na daw.

00:07:07Hired ka na daw.

00:07:08But thank you so much po, Attorney.

00:07:38Niya.

00:07:38Anong oras na kurach.

00:07:38HARI ka na..

00:08:04Hired ka na..

00:08:07It's tight.

00:08:07And then we'll go on a little bit.

00:08:37I don't care about everything.

00:08:40I'm so tired of using it.

00:08:43Sorry, I think Zoe's room is in the room.

00:08:47Next room. To the left.

00:08:50Okay, attorney.

00:09:04So today, we're going to start mathematics.

00:09:09Agad.

00:09:11Pwede bang ibang muna?

00:09:13Eh, ano bang gusto mong subject mag-start?

00:09:17Um, science.

00:09:20Science.

00:09:21Ah, teka.

00:09:23Eto, sakto.

00:09:25Puta, shit.

00:09:27Ay.

00:09:29Zoe, tulungan mo siya kang tumunganga dyan.

00:09:32No, attorney. Kaya ko nabuta.

00:09:34No, kayaan mo siya?

00:09:38Eunice, di mo may assignment ka pa?

00:09:40Ay, ako nga pa na.

00:09:42Bye, Zoe. Bye, sir.

00:09:45Bye, ate.

00:09:55Sorry.

00:09:56Dahil sa kaklamsyan ko, napagalita ko pa ng ate mo.

00:10:00Hindi. Niintindi ko nila yung ate ko.

00:10:03Menoposal na kasi.

00:10:06Seryoso.

00:10:08Matandang dalaga kasi yun.

00:10:11Ano ka ba?

00:10:12Marinig ka ng ate mo.

00:10:14Totoo naman.

00:10:18Ito yung temporalis.

00:10:20Malapit siya dito sa sentido.

00:10:23Sa temple ng skull.

00:10:25Ngayon.

00:10:27Ito naman yung trapecius.

00:10:28Sa ibabaw ng shoulder.

00:10:30Patungo sa...

00:10:33Ayan, i-ano mo muna yung trapecius

00:10:35bago ko ipaliwanan sa'yo.

00:10:38Then...

00:10:38Tricep.

00:10:39Ito yung sa likod ng banda ng siko.

00:10:43Patas sa dugto.

00:10:44Simula sa dugto mo.

00:10:46Tricep.

00:10:47Then...

00:11:02Ito pala yung ceratus anterior.

00:11:05Ito yung abs sa may bandang ribs.

00:11:07Mas...

00:11:08Dito siya banda.

00:11:09So...

00:11:09Ito yung parts of the heart.

00:11:12Ah...

00:11:12Sa may bandang...

00:11:14White.

00:11:14Kung paano siya nag...

00:11:16Oxygenated ng blood.

00:11:17And...

00:11:18Nagde-deoxygenated ng blood.

00:11:20So...

00:11:21Ito siya.

00:11:22Dito siya nagmumula sa...

00:11:23Pulmonary vein.

00:11:25And...

00:11:26Dito naman yung...

00:11:28Aorta.

00:11:30Papunta dito sa...

00:11:34A3...

00:11:37Taka lang.

00:11:38Dito muna tayo ulit ha.

00:11:40Sa...

00:11:41Ah...

00:11:42Saka...

00:11:42Dito siya sa...

00:11:43A3 a contract.

00:11:53Gusto mo gawin na natin yung gusto mong gawin.

00:11:56Wala naman si ate.

00:11:58Huh?

00:11:59Sure ka?

00:12:00Oo.

00:12:05Hello guys!

00:12:06Good morning!

00:12:08Ano?

00:12:08Ready ka na?

00:12:09Start na tayo sa week.

00:12:16So...

00:12:16Imbisayan natin dito sa...

00:12:19Stern.

00:12:19Imbisayan natin.

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