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00:00:27I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:00:29Can I do that, please?
00:00:30Oh, please. Don't be such a child.
00:00:34Do you still have the Wand of Light?
00:00:45See? The all-powerful magic heirloom.
00:00:48Still safe and sound.
00:00:50No, you should be more careful.
00:00:51The Wand of Light has the power to grant its user their deepest desires.
00:00:56Yeah.
00:00:56And if it falls into the wrong hands, it would become the most dangerous weapon in the world.
00:01:03But a marriage to another noble witch family would only strengthen your power.
00:01:08Yeah.
00:01:09Less than evil Svensson, right?
00:01:12The Svensons are our worst enemies, Leona.
00:01:15Do you know how much our family has suffered over the centuries because of them?
00:01:20I know. Sorry.
00:01:23You are the guardian of the Wand of Light, Leona, and you can't reach your full potential until you marry
00:01:30and succeed me as head of the family.
00:01:33Come home with a husband next week or I will pick one for you.
00:01:37What?
00:01:37Mom, no, please don't.
00:01:40Leona Sherwood, you are getting married whether you like the boy I pick or not.
00:01:45Mom, please.
00:01:45Understand?
00:01:49Don't worry, Mom.
00:01:51I'm the responsible daughter.
00:01:53Remember.
00:02:01Okay, Leona Sherwood, this is your last weekend of freedom.
00:02:09For two more nights, fuck my responsibility.
00:02:14I'm going to have some fun.
00:02:29That would be $25.
00:02:31I think you mean it's on the house, right?
00:02:36Right.
00:02:37It's on the house.
00:02:57There you are, little Miss Sherwood.
00:03:06Where the hell are you?
00:03:07I'm in Vegas, like I said.
00:03:08I would be old, man.
00:03:10Don't you get smart with me, you little shit.
00:03:12Remember your mission.
00:03:14Seduce the Sherwood heir and marry her, and then that whole obnoxious family will be there to pay off our
00:03:20debts.
00:03:21You mean your debts.
00:03:22Quiet.
00:03:23It's bad enough that I have a sorry excuse for an heir.
00:03:26You are an embarrassment through the Spence in name.
00:03:29Now, if you don't marry the Sherwood girl like I told you,
00:03:33I am going to sell your little sister off to Old Fitzgerald to be his fourth wife.
00:03:39Dad, secret is just a kid.
00:03:41When I want your opinion, I will ask for it.
00:03:44Until then, you shut up and do as I say.
00:03:47Do you understand?
00:03:49Yeah.
00:03:50I understand.
00:03:52Good!
00:03:53And you, keep practicing.
00:03:55You sound god-awful.
00:03:58Heartless fucking bastard.
00:04:13It's two of us.
00:04:15You're saying you don't remember me.
00:04:18Who remembers shipping it as dumb keys anyways?
00:04:20There's no way.
00:04:21Totally.
00:04:22I love that show.
00:04:23I watched it when it's sitting at like 2 a.m.
00:04:26This is one of my favorites.
00:04:28It definitely doesn't get the love that it deserves.
00:04:30But I think it's one of the best ones.
00:04:31Really?
00:04:33I never begged you for a sappy romance kind of guy.
00:04:38Looks can be deceiving.
00:04:44The wand of light.
00:04:46So it does exist.
00:04:48Maybe I'm just jaded.
00:04:50It's hard to believe that love like that actually exists in real life.
00:04:53Why not?
00:04:54We're witches.
00:04:56Monsters and magic exist in our world.
00:04:58Why can't true love?
00:05:01I'm Lili, by the way.
00:05:04Lili Collins.
00:05:08Eric Phillips.
00:05:09Nice to meet you, Lili Collins.
00:05:12Damn, he's hot.
00:05:14And I'm in Vegas.
00:05:15I deserve a little fun.
00:05:17Well, Eric Phillips.
00:05:19I'll be in the poker room tonight.
00:05:21Maybe I'll see you there.
00:05:23Maybe.
00:05:42Okay, Svinson.
00:05:44Don't fuck this up.
00:05:59Eric, motherfucking Svinson.
00:06:01Excuse me?
00:06:02You ghost me for three months after sleeping with me,
00:06:04and you think you can sit there and act like nothing happened?
00:06:07I think you've got me confused with someone else.
00:06:09Don't gaslight me, Svinson.
00:06:11I know exactly who you are.
00:06:27You know who she is?
00:06:29I think she's got me confused with someone else.
00:06:43You nervous?
00:06:44Not at all.
00:06:47You can always fold, you know.
00:06:49I'd hate to send you home empty-handed.
00:06:53Not a chance.
00:06:55I'm here to win.
00:06:57You sure?
00:06:58Seems like your focus is somewhere else.
00:07:01Oh.
00:07:02I am very focused.
00:07:07Are you guys done making Google eyes at each other or what?
00:07:12You're full of shit, Phillips.
00:07:14I call.
00:07:15Yeah, there is no way that you have this.
00:07:18But don't worry.
00:07:20I'll let you go another round.
00:07:22Once I beat you.
00:07:23Actually, I think I'm about to hit the jackpot.
00:07:29Eric?
00:07:32Eric?
00:07:38Eric?
00:07:50I have wanted to do that since I saw you by the pool in your bikini.
00:07:53Eric, everyone can see.
00:07:56Do you want me to stop?
00:08:14Let him watch.
00:08:16Give him a show.
00:08:29Please don't stop.
00:08:31Use your words.
00:08:33Tell me what you want.
00:08:35I want your tongue inside me.
00:08:37Please.
00:08:38That's a good girl.
00:08:45Eric.
00:08:49Wait.
00:08:50Wait.
00:08:50I think I'm gonna...
00:08:53Was that some kind of vision?
00:08:58No.
00:08:59That was from him.
00:09:02No.
00:09:02No.
00:09:03No.
00:09:04No.
00:09:05No.
00:09:05No.
00:09:05No.
00:09:06No.
00:09:08Lucky son of a bitch.
00:09:11Beginner Lux.
00:09:12Let's see you do it again next hand.
00:09:14No can do.
00:09:16I have a date with a very pretty lady.
00:09:24Why do I have the feeling that you're not exactly as you present, Eric Phillips?
00:09:31It is very nice.
00:09:33Isn't that part of the fun?
00:09:46You know, it wasn't very nice of you to tease me with your strap of your dress during our game.
00:09:53Hmm.
00:09:54It's very distracting.
00:09:57Well, you know, it wasn't very nice of you to send me that little vision during our game.
00:10:02I just wanted to give you a little sneak preview.
00:10:14Eric, there are people.
00:10:15And if you're quiet, they won't see you.
00:10:21I should stop.
00:10:22This wasn't how the plan was supposed to go.
00:10:25You know, you were right before.
00:10:26I'm not who I say I am.
00:10:28And who out there is exactly as they present.
00:10:32But I am...
00:10:33Look, I don't care who you are outside of this.
00:10:36For once in my life, I...
00:10:39I just want to forget about everything.
00:10:42Just live in the moment.
00:10:44And I think you...
00:10:47can help me do that.
00:10:55Remove the camouflage.
00:10:57I want you to see you.
00:11:00The real you.
00:11:02But then you'll know who I am.
00:11:04I already know who you are.
00:11:07The real you...
00:11:09wants to let go.
00:11:15No one's ever looked at me like that.
00:11:18He really wants me.
00:11:20The real me.
00:11:21Fuck.
00:11:23You are gorgeous.
00:11:27I want you, Eric.
00:11:31I need you.
00:11:35Spread your legs for me.
00:11:41Keep your eyes open.
00:11:44I want you to watch yourself come...
00:11:48all over my fingers.
00:11:53Keep your eyes open.
00:12:00I thought you said that they couldn't hear me.
00:12:02They can if you stay quiet.
00:12:04Keep your eyes open.
00:12:06Or else talk.
00:12:11That's a good girl
00:12:12Look down at my hand
00:12:19Oh my god, they hurt me
00:12:21I can't
00:12:22Just relax
00:12:25I can't, Eric
00:12:28It's okay
00:12:29Don't think
00:12:31Just tell
00:12:33Tell me how you feel
00:12:35So good
00:12:36But I need more, Eric
00:12:42You feel so good
00:12:44I can't wait to put my mouth on you
00:12:48So I'm going to make you come
00:12:51I'll get you there
00:12:53I'm going to go down
00:12:54I'm going to make you scream my name
00:12:57And I'm going to come
00:12:58Five
00:13:00Four
00:13:02Three
00:13:03Two
00:13:28I can't believe I just came on his hand
00:13:30In front of other people
00:13:33I think this is your floor
00:13:41I'll be at the fountain tomorrow
00:13:43At eight o'clock
00:13:45If you decide that you want more
00:13:47See you there
00:13:58How did he know what floor I was on?
00:14:06So you've told me all about your wild sister
00:14:08And the things that she's done
00:14:11What about you?
00:14:15I'm the responsible sister
00:14:17The boring one, if you will
00:14:20And I do what I'm supposed to do
00:14:22All the rules and all that good stuff
00:14:25I don't believe you
00:14:27I mean, I know how you are in an elevator
00:14:29Oh, come on
00:14:32Come on
00:14:34It's Vegas
00:14:35Let me be your bad influence
00:14:37Just from the line
00:14:40So
00:14:42Any bad ideas?
00:14:47Just one
00:14:54What are you doing?
00:15:12No games
00:15:12Just fuck me already
00:15:14I thought I would try to woo you first
00:15:16Consider me wooed
00:15:18Then we could take it slow?
00:15:19Well, you'll have to say one thing
00:15:21But your body says something else
00:15:35Wait
00:15:37Shit
00:15:39Almost lost my cool
00:15:40I gotta remember the plan
00:15:44Oh my god
00:15:45I can't believe I just did that
00:15:47That was so embarrassing
00:15:48This is why I don't do crazy shit
00:15:50That was way too much
00:15:51Hey
00:15:52You're never too much
00:15:53You don't understand, Eric
00:15:55Okay, if my family saw me do any of that
00:15:58They would freak out
00:15:59Tonight's not about your family
00:16:01Tonight's about you
00:16:02Remember?
00:16:03Forget what everyone else has told you to do
00:16:06Do something that you want to do
00:16:08Something no one would expect
00:16:10Maybe he's right
00:16:12I've spent my whole life doing what my family's told me to do
00:16:18For once in my life
00:16:20I'm doing something for myself
00:16:22She spotted the chapel
00:16:25Just like I planned
00:16:29So are you, uh
00:16:30You sure about this marriage thing?
00:16:32It's only temporary
00:16:33Okay, and old magic is weak
00:16:35The hand fast bond will probably only last till the morning
00:16:39So?
00:16:40Are you ready for a holy matrimony?
00:16:42I'm ready if you're ready
00:16:44Come on
00:16:48Let's go
00:16:54You nervous?
00:16:57Just
00:16:58Never been married before
00:17:07Uh, it's my sister
00:17:08I need to take this
00:17:09Oh, yeah
00:17:10Take your time
00:17:11Elvis here wants me to pick out a hand fast bouquet
00:17:13Hey, mama
00:17:14Let's get some flowers for you
00:17:15Come on
00:17:15Let's do it
00:17:44You need to come home
00:17:46Yeah
00:17:48Yeah, it's fine
00:17:51You, uh
00:17:52You sure about this?
00:17:54It's only temporary
00:17:56Come on
00:17:57We'll be laughing about this for years
00:18:02Let's go
00:18:17Right, only temporary
00:18:48Unless you get hand fasted under a full moon
00:19:16This is it
00:19:18I have the wand of light
00:19:20The most powerful object in the world
00:19:22If I leave now
00:19:24I could use it to take control away from my father
00:19:27Set secret and eye free
00:19:35But I already betrayed her once
00:20:04Let's do it
00:20:19I'll have to get more chocolate strawberries.
00:20:22Be back soon.
00:20:32It's only temporary.
00:20:33Okay, and old magic is weak.
00:20:35The hand fast bond will probably only last till the morning.
00:20:38Hmm.
00:20:40That's weird.
00:20:41The mark should have worn off by now.
00:20:51So, did you marry the girl yet?
00:20:58No, it's...
00:20:59complicated.
00:21:00Complicated?
00:21:02Or distracted?
00:21:03You were sent there to marry the Sherwood heir
00:21:06and bind her power to this family.
00:21:09Not to play house.
00:21:10You're a Svensson.
00:21:11Act like one.
00:21:12Eric is a Svensson?
00:21:16I married my family's worst enemy?
00:21:18I don't need you to tell me what I am.
00:21:21Then stop hesitating.
00:21:22If the rumor's about the wand of light are true, we might catch an even bigger prize.
00:21:28So hurry up and marry the Sherwood girl and then bring her to me, idiot.
00:21:42He's been lying this whole time.
00:21:49I need to tell her the truth.
00:21:53You lying piece of cruel shit!
00:21:56You didn't want me.
00:21:57You just wanted the fucking wand, didn't you?
00:22:01I didn't even know the wand existed until I met you.
00:22:03You still lied to me, Eric.
00:22:05You knew I was a Sherwood from the start.
00:22:07That's why you gave me a fake fucking name, right?
00:22:09Okay, I did, but that was before we...
00:22:11You lied before, before you decided to mess with me?
00:22:13Get your dick wet before you ruin me and my family forever?
00:22:17I'm not trying to ruin your family.
00:22:18I'm trying to save mine.
00:22:19Oh, I know all about you, Svensons.
00:22:22All you do is lie and cheat and steal to get whatever you fucking want.
00:22:27I should have caught it at the poker table, but your little tricks won't work on me this time.
00:22:32The hand fast mark, it'll fade.
00:22:35Just like you, just like whatever this was.
00:22:38The hand fast wasn't a trick.
00:22:40Not that part.
00:22:41Not with you.
00:22:43It doesn't matter, Eric.
00:22:45You will never, ever get the wand.
00:22:49Lily, wait.
00:22:51When this fades, Eric, I will never have to see you again.
00:23:08So, that didn't happen.
00:23:12My older sister, Effie, told me that the mark would fade a week later.
00:23:17Then a month went by.
00:23:20Then, well...
00:23:25See, this is where you don't fuck with old magic.
00:23:28It's all fun and games, so there's a full moon.
00:23:30Then it's the most powerful magic in the universe.
00:23:37Apparently, getting hand fast married under a full moon creates a bond that's almost unbreakable.
00:23:44Also, apparently, the almost part means that both people have to perform the divorce spell.
00:23:51I tried calling, texting, sending flying monkeys, nothing, not a single word from my beloved husband for half a year.
00:24:12Yes, I still sleep with a wand under my pillow.
00:24:16The emotional ass whooping I got from my mother for getting hand fasted to a stranger was bad enough.
00:24:21No one can ever find out that I almost lost the wand, too.
00:24:26I just need one night to sleep without thinking about him.
00:24:54Who are you?
00:24:55What do you want with the wand of light?
00:24:58Nothing.
00:24:59I'm just here to collect my payday from my client once I bring him that wand.
00:25:05Payday?
00:25:06Someone sent you!
00:25:07Who?
00:25:08I'm afraid I can't break client confidentiality.
00:25:10Sorry, sweetie.
00:25:13Well, I'm afraid that you chose the wrong witch to fuck with tonight.
00:25:29Be wise not to fight back, witch.
00:25:31You're in over your head.
00:25:34I'd rather die than when you take the wand.
00:25:39Suit yourself.
00:25:52What the fuck?
00:26:08Get off me!
00:26:09She had the wand!
00:26:11I got the wand.
00:26:12I'll get the rest later.
00:26:16No!
00:26:20You are the reason I lost the wand!
00:26:23Who are you?
00:26:29The hand fast mark.
00:26:34Hello, wife.
00:26:35Miss me?
00:26:39What are you doing here?
00:26:41Oh, well, you know, I thought I'd spice up our marriage, do a little role-playing, but
00:26:45it looks like you're more into bondage.
00:26:47I didn't know you were so kinky.
00:26:48Shut up!
00:26:52You should be thanking me.
00:26:54I did just save you.
00:26:55I did just save you.
00:26:55Thanking you?
00:26:56You're the reason my family's most powerful heirloom is gone.
00:26:59How did you even find me?
00:27:02Wait a minute.
00:27:03Wait a minute.
00:27:04Wait a minute.
00:27:04You were trying to steal the wand, too, weren't you?
00:27:07Maybe.
00:27:09Oh, you slimy, tote-faced motherfucker!
00:27:13Okay, first, you tricked me into marrying you, then you ghosted me for six months, and
00:27:18now you come in here like a goddamn fucking cartoon burglar and try to take my wand!
00:27:23Look, I was just gonna borrow it!
00:27:25Yeah, for one of your dirty, no-good-spentance schemes!
00:27:29I just...
00:27:30I need it, okay?
00:27:31It's...
00:27:33It's the only way that we can be free.
00:27:35Look, my dad doesn't know about our marriage.
00:27:38Not yet.
00:27:39But he knows about the wand.
00:27:40If he gets a hold of it, he's gonna sell it to the highest bidder.
00:27:43Whoever controls the wand has the power to take over the world.
00:27:46Or... worse.
00:27:47No!
00:27:48Worse than tricking me into marrying you?
00:27:50I told you that that wasn't a trick.
00:27:52It doesn't matter, Eric.
00:27:54She has the wand, that shadow thief or whatever, and that's your fault!
00:27:59I can get it back.
00:28:02Look, I know I don't deserve it, but just give me one more chance.
00:28:06I can get the wand back, take care of what I need to take care of,
00:28:09and then I'll do the divorce spell.
00:28:11Please, Lily, just give me one more chance.
00:28:14Please.
00:28:15I can't trust him.
00:28:17I shouldn't.
00:28:19But my gut tells me, this time, it might be different.
00:28:29No.
00:28:31No, we're both gonna go get it.
00:28:34It is my job as a Sherwood heir to set things right, so I don't let the wand fall into
00:28:40the wrong hands.
00:28:41And you really think after Vegas, I would let you go alone to find the most powerful magical object in
00:28:46the entire world?
00:28:48Fair, uh, whatever you want, Lily.
00:28:52God, I hate when you call me that.
00:28:54All right, I'll call you wife.
00:28:57And you can call me whatever you want.
00:29:00Eric, husband, daddy...
00:29:02Shut up!
00:29:03Don't call me wife either.
00:29:05After we get this wand, we will do the divorce spell.
00:29:07Got it?
00:29:07You're breaking my heart.
00:29:09I mean, you're the better half of my soul.
00:29:13Yeah, you're not gonna sweet-talk your way into my pants again, Eric.
00:29:16We'll see.
00:29:22Now, the wand forbids a direct tracking spell, so we have to track its trail.
00:29:27That's a ten-mile radius.
00:29:29We'll never find a wand inside that circle.
00:29:31Well, with the tracking spell, I get a location, okay?
00:29:34It doesn't last long, though.
00:29:36We'll have, like, three or four days.
00:29:37Well, lucky for you.
00:29:39I already packed your bags.
00:29:42Consider it our official honeymoon.
00:29:48After this, we're done.
00:29:50You got it?
00:29:50Don't go back on your words, Vincent.
00:29:52We will do the divorce spell.
00:29:54Cross my heart.
00:29:56Hope to die.
00:30:15You magicked a car here?
00:30:17This isn't just any car.
00:30:25This is Bessie.
00:30:26You really expect us to track down the most powerful, magical object in the world?
00:30:32In a car without a roof?
00:30:34I mean, if you're not comfortable...
00:30:40I could go by myself.
00:30:43If you trust me not to run away.
00:30:45Hmm.
00:30:46I wouldn't trust you with a half-eaten newt muffin.
00:30:49I was gonna throw in the trash.
00:30:53Then your chariot awaits.
00:30:55Wife.
00:31:15We've been driving all day, and she hasn't said a single word.
00:31:31You're Svensson.
00:31:32You don't play house with sheriffs.
00:31:33Wait, why are we turning?
00:31:35We don't have any time.
00:31:36We have to find the wand, Eric.
00:31:39That circle is getting further and further away.
00:31:42Plus, it's getting dark.
00:31:43We need to stay somewhere for the night.
00:31:44Why don't you just let me drive?
00:31:46Because you haven't slept either.
00:31:47Plus, no one can drive Bessie but me.
00:31:51What is with guys and cars?
00:31:53Jesus.
00:31:53No.
00:31:54I mean, literally, no one else can drive Bessie.
00:31:57My great-great-grandfather put a hex on all of our possessions.
00:32:00Anyone that's non-blood related can't touch it.
00:32:03The Svensson's like to hoard their treasures.
00:32:06Your family has issues.
00:32:08Finally.
00:32:09Something we can agree on.
00:32:11Was this your plan all along?
00:32:13Make me feel bad for you because your family's evil,
00:32:15so I get all ooey gooey and forget about the divorce?
00:32:18Not everyone in my family is evil.
00:32:21Yeah.
00:32:22Okay.
00:32:35You cross this wall or do anything to piss me off more than you already have,
00:32:40then you do not even want to imagine the hex I'm going to put on you.
00:32:48I promise.
00:32:49No funny business.
00:32:52Pinky promise.
00:32:53It's so good that I am.
00:32:53It took place.
00:32:54messed up.
00:32:55It took place.
00:32:55It took place.
00:32:58It took place.
00:33:06It took place.
00:33:12Good night to you too.
00:33:15Good night to you.
00:33:28In Vegas
00:33:30You said you had a sister, right?
00:33:34Yeah
00:33:36Sigrid
00:33:39She didn't ask to be a Svinson
00:33:41She's different than us
00:33:43Better
00:33:45Not like you?
00:33:46No
00:33:49Not like me
00:33:50But you already know that
00:34:16You already know that
00:34:43Good morning, wife
00:34:45I told you not to come
00:35:04You were saying something?
00:35:07What?
00:35:10How did you know I was awake?
00:35:13The husband always knows
00:35:19Well, if you don't mind
00:35:23I'm gonna shower
00:35:27No peeking
00:35:32Crossed my heart
00:35:33Hope to die
00:35:42I need to get a grip
00:35:44Some washboard ads and a cocky grin
00:35:47Aren't enough to make me fall for him
00:35:49I just
00:35:50Need this one time
00:35:54To take the edge off
00:36:02I remember
00:36:03I remember
00:36:04He touched me like this in Vegas
00:36:18Look, I'm so close
00:36:25That's it, Lily
00:36:27Be a good girl
00:36:28Come on
00:36:29And go
00:36:30Are you ready?
00:36:40Are you ready?
00:36:42Eric
00:36:57You said that you wouldn't look
00:37:01I don't need to look
00:37:03To know what you were doing
00:37:04Well, I'll think about me
00:37:07God, you are so full of yourself
00:37:09Do I know what I heard?
00:37:11Say another word
00:37:12And I'll turn you into a frog
00:37:17Were you thinking about that time
00:37:19In Vegas
00:37:21Where I ate you out
00:37:22In the shower
00:37:23And you came so hard
00:37:25You almost crushed my skull
00:37:26Between your thighs
00:37:29I think about those times a lot
00:37:32Yeah, well, I don't think about them at all
00:37:59You still haven't even told me
00:38:00What you won't belong for yet
00:38:03It's on a need-to-know basis
00:38:04Oh, don't you think I need to know?
00:38:08I am your wife, after all
00:38:10Oh, now you remember you're my wife
00:38:13Funny how you only remember that
00:38:14When it's convenient for you
00:38:15I remember every time I think about
00:38:17How badly I fucked up in Vegas
00:38:19So all I am is a mistake
00:38:20If I remember right
00:38:22You're the one that suggested
00:38:23That we get hand-fast married
00:38:24Obviously, that was before I knew
00:38:26About all your bullshit and lies
00:38:29Duty and responsibility
00:38:30Might not be a big deal in your family
00:38:32But in mine, it's huge
00:38:34See? There you go again
00:38:36Always worried about what your family wants
00:38:38It's never about what you want
00:38:39I follow the rules because I have to, Eric
00:38:42If I don't, I end up in situations like this
00:38:45Did you ever start to think
00:38:47That maybe that's unfair?
00:38:48That maybe your ideas
00:38:50And their ideas are bullshit?
00:38:52You ever think of that?
00:38:54Spoken like a true Spinson
00:38:56Well, you're a Spinson too, sweetheart
00:38:58Not much longer, I can tell you that
00:39:19I want to get some coffee
00:39:21It's getting dark
00:39:21You really think you should be alone?
00:39:23So now that we're married
00:39:24You think you have to babysit me too?
00:39:30Fine, just don't take too long
00:39:35You got her in the car or what?
00:39:38Who?
00:39:38Don't play dumb with me, boy
00:39:40The little Sherwood witch you married
00:39:43Forgot to tell me about
00:39:46You thought I wouldn't find out, huh?
00:39:48You did a good job of hiding it
00:39:50I'll give you that
00:39:51Maybe you are my son, after all
00:39:54Huh?
00:39:54What's the end game here?
00:39:56You said you just needed to get the Sherwood's wand
00:39:58So you could pay off your debts
00:39:59What does she have to do with it?
00:40:00Because I'm not an idiot like you
00:40:03I'll finally have all the leverage I need
00:40:05Over the Sherwood family
00:40:07When I tell them their pretty little heir
00:40:10Is my new daughter-in-law
00:40:11And then it'll be our family
00:40:14That gets to call the shots in the magic world
00:40:16So you just want to use her
00:40:17Like you use mom
00:40:19Like you're using your own daughter
00:40:21This is not a request, boy
00:40:23Bring the girl and the wand to me
00:40:26Or you will be stripped of your name
00:40:28Your magic, everything
00:40:29And your sister, she'll be the one paying the price
00:40:32For your mistakes
00:40:44This isn't right
00:40:45The trail should still be here
00:40:48Would you like some coffee, Miss Sherwood?
00:40:50Yeah, thank you
00:40:51Wait, how did you know my
00:40:54You
00:40:58The map said that
00:41:00That's cute
00:41:01You think that dusty old map could track me?
00:41:09That wand is mine
00:41:14Not anymore, it's not
00:41:15And sadly, my employers need your powers too
00:41:18Employer?
00:41:23This will only hurt a bit
00:41:25No, stop
00:41:25Stop
00:41:34Get away from her
00:41:40Eric, the wand
00:41:53My magic
00:41:55She took half of my magic, Eric
00:41:57You're okay
00:41:58I got you
00:42:00You're okay
00:42:03I don't understand
00:42:04The map said that the wand was miles away
00:42:07What did she want with my powers?
00:42:09Thief must have found some way to bypass the tracking spell
00:42:13She can't have gone far
00:42:14Won't find her
00:42:14Lay low for now
00:42:16Eric, stop the car
00:42:17I can't breathe
00:42:19Okay
00:42:29Hey, hey, hey
00:42:31Look at me
00:42:31Look at me
00:42:32You're okay
00:42:32You're okay
00:42:33Just breathe
00:42:34I got you
00:42:35You're safe
00:42:37I thought she was gonna kill me, Eric
00:42:41I'm not gonna let that happen
00:42:43Not while I'm breathing
00:42:57I still hate you
00:43:01If you hated me
00:43:03You wouldn't let me touch you like this
00:43:05This doesn't change anything
00:43:08It's only scratching an itch
00:43:10Once we get the wand
00:43:12And we do the divorce spell
00:43:14And we forget each other existed
00:43:20Is that what you want, Lily?
00:43:23You wanna forget how good I make you feel?
00:43:26You wanna forget
00:43:27I'm the only person in the whole fucking world
00:43:30Who can make you feel this way
00:43:36Eric
00:43:39Wait, wait
00:43:40Oh no, wait, wait, wait, wait
00:43:47We can't do this
00:43:50If this is what goes wrong between us
00:43:52We can't make that mistake again
00:43:54We have a job to do, Eric
00:43:56Let's get the wand
00:43:57That's it
00:43:59And then what?
00:44:01You know what happens after, Eric
00:44:04We do the divorce spell
00:44:06And we never see each other again
00:44:26We can't do this
00:44:39It smells like fresh baked pastries, cinnamon, old magic.
00:44:48I should have known.
00:44:51It's a satyr's inn.
00:44:53That smell.
00:44:55A nomenin habitus smell.
00:44:57It's woven into places like this where it cumbles.
00:45:02Human orgies.
00:45:05The satyrs are the horniest bastards in the lone world.
00:45:08It lowers any fear, doubt, shame.
00:45:13I see your deepest desires without any fear of judgment or consequences.
00:45:28Here I don't.
00:45:31I'm trying not to.
00:45:33I don't.
00:45:44I'm trying not to.
00:45:51The spell doesn't create desire.
00:45:54It lets go of the lies.
00:45:57It tells us what we really want.
00:46:00What I want doesn't matter.
00:46:02It matters in here.
00:46:05Tell me what you really want.
00:46:07You can say goodbye.
00:46:10And go our separate ways.
00:46:11Or you can tell me you want this.
00:46:15You want me.
00:46:18Tell me.
00:46:18Tell me.
00:46:19Tell me to stay.
00:46:22Stay here.
00:46:24Please.
00:46:25God, what is this?
00:46:27Is this just the magic?
00:46:29Is this just the magic?
00:46:29No.
00:46:32It's not the spell.
00:46:34It's freedom.
00:46:37You can hear the outside world, does it matter?
00:46:39It's just you.
00:46:41It's just you and me.
00:46:44I shouldn't want this.
00:46:46I know.
00:46:49I shouldn't be doing this.
00:46:53Or this.
00:46:55Be able to share with it.
00:46:58To the most respected family of the whole rich world.
00:47:02You definitely shouldn't sound this fucking sexy.
00:47:05To mind.
00:47:07You'd love the ear.
00:47:09To the Sherwood family.
00:47:12Who are you?
00:47:13I want you, Eric.
00:47:16I need you.
00:47:21Tell me who you are.
00:47:23Lily.
00:47:25Close.
00:47:29But not close.
00:47:32Tonight.
00:47:33Tell me who you are.
00:47:36Your wife.
00:48:01This doesn't change anything.
00:48:03I know.
00:48:05We can have tonight.
00:48:06And then tomorrow we go back to who we are on the outside.
00:48:10Sure.
00:48:11I'll go back to being my bad self.
00:48:13And you can go back to pretending to be a good little witch.
00:48:17Excuse me?
00:48:18Don't deny.
00:48:19Lily, Sherwood, Svenson.
00:48:21I know I'm kind of dork.
00:48:23I know any thoughts you have.
00:48:26I don't.
00:48:28It's okay to be bad.
00:48:31You don't have to pretend.
00:48:34I don't, huh?
00:48:39You know, just because I have half my magic
00:48:42doesn't mean I can't play with you for tonight.
00:48:55I know you're going to sit there
00:48:58like a good little witch.
00:49:07And I'm going to do whatever I want to you.
00:49:19I don't remember packing that lingerie.
00:49:21Close your eyes.
00:49:25Eric, you're so good
00:49:27for being such a bad boy.
00:49:31I am being properly motivated
00:49:36not to move.
00:49:38See how long it takes you to break.
00:49:41For you, I could stay here forever.
00:49:43Pretty to think so.
00:49:45Why don't we test that little theory, huh?
00:49:48We're playing a dangerous game.
00:49:51All you have to do
00:49:55is admit that I win.
00:49:57I'll let you fuck me.
00:49:59I'll even
00:50:01let you come wherever you want.
00:50:06You can come here
00:50:10or here.
00:50:13I'll even
00:50:14let you come in here.
00:50:18God.
00:50:19Come on.
00:50:21I know you wanna
00:50:22just admit
00:50:24that I'm right.
00:50:27Fine.
00:50:29You win.
00:50:30Oh, what was that?
00:50:32You hurt me.
00:50:34Oh.
00:50:43So what's my prize?
00:50:48I could
00:50:49torture you
00:50:50like you did me.
00:50:53But I want to be inside you.
00:50:55I want to feel you
00:50:56squeeze me tight.
00:50:59And take me to bed, husband.
00:51:04Call me that again.
00:51:07You want me to fuck you, husband?
00:51:10Yeah.
00:51:11Fuck me.
00:51:13Oh.
00:51:14True.
00:51:15True.
00:51:20Tell me a story.
00:51:24Like the ones you did in Vegas.
00:51:27I've got a story about
00:51:29my pet goat Gilmore
00:51:31and how he got stuck
00:51:33on a magic carpet.
00:51:34Or the story about
00:51:36how my sister tried to
00:51:38negotiate with a troll
00:51:39using only red emails.
00:51:40I know.
00:51:43I already know about
00:51:44your family.
00:51:47I want to know
00:51:48about you.
00:51:50What's it like
00:51:51to be a Svensson heir?
00:51:52You want the
00:51:53insider info.
00:51:55Mm.
00:51:55Mm.
00:51:56You tell me yours,
00:51:57I'll tell you mine.
00:51:58You're gonna tell me
00:51:59how wonderful it was
00:52:01growing up as a
00:52:02beloved
00:52:02and blessed
00:52:03Sherwood.
00:52:07Is that what you think
00:52:08being a show
00:52:09what is like?
00:52:11Is that what you think
00:52:12being a show
00:52:13what is like?
00:52:14All fun and rainbows?
00:52:16Yeah, everybody
00:52:17loves your family.
00:52:18That's not true,
00:52:19Eric.
00:52:20There are so many people
00:52:21who would love it
00:52:22if we just disappeared.
00:52:23My mother has been
00:52:24shouldering all that
00:52:25responsibility
00:52:26and pressure
00:52:27for decades.
00:52:28And next year,
00:52:29I will be the
00:52:30head witch in charge.
00:52:32Everyone's counting on me
00:52:33to do the right thing.
00:52:34Like eat your fruits
00:52:35and veggies?
00:52:35Like spending my
00:52:36whole childhood
00:52:37being told that
00:52:38the whole world
00:52:39depended on me.
00:52:41Like never bothering
00:52:43to have any hopes
00:52:44or dreams
00:52:45because my whole life
00:52:47was planned for me
00:52:48from the very start
00:52:48before I was even born.
00:52:50I'm always doing
00:52:51the right thing
00:52:52for the family.
00:52:52I was never allowed
00:52:54to even think
00:52:54of doing the wrong thing.
00:52:56I couldn't be tired.
00:52:58I couldn't be scared.
00:52:59I couldn't be angry.
00:53:00One mistake
00:53:01and my family
00:53:02loses everything
00:53:03that they've ever
00:53:04worked for.
00:53:05If this whole world
00:53:05fades to black,
00:53:06it's because I
00:53:07messed up.
00:53:08It's because I
00:53:09didn't do a good job.
00:53:13I don't think
00:53:14I've ever said that
00:53:15out loud before.
00:53:16I'm glad you did.
00:53:19Your turn.
00:53:22Growing up
00:53:22well, Svensson was
00:53:24a little different.
00:53:26The old man likes
00:53:27to say I was
00:53:29the first of his
00:53:30disappointments.
00:53:31I guess it's good.
00:53:33At least I was
00:53:34first at something.
00:53:36I didn't care
00:53:37about disappointing him.
00:53:38I just wanted
00:53:39to get away from him.
00:53:41I had it all planned out
00:53:42when I turned 16.
00:53:44I'd leave,
00:53:45change my name,
00:53:46and the Svensson bloodline
00:53:47would die with me.
00:53:48My mom died
00:53:49when Secret was born.
00:53:53My dad used to
00:53:54tear against me
00:53:56every day since.
00:54:03I'm so sorry, Eric.
00:54:06I shouldn't have asked.
00:54:09It's okay.
00:54:11Svensson's have always
00:54:12lived in the Sherwood
00:54:12shadows.
00:54:14We are the shadows.
00:54:18All you do is shine.
00:54:30He always asks me
00:54:31what I want.
00:54:34What do you want, Eric?
00:54:39You'd hate me
00:54:39if I told you.
00:54:41I mean,
00:54:42more than you already do.
00:54:46I don't hate you.
00:54:49I never did.
00:55:26I don't know who they are.
00:55:31I don't know who they are.
00:55:32He made me play piano for them
00:55:33like some kind of dress of doll.
00:55:34It's like freaking me out.
00:55:41Eric.
00:55:43Are you safe?
00:55:48Eric.
00:55:49Are you safe?
00:55:50For now,
00:55:52all those weird old men
00:55:54lived last night.
00:55:55And I hexed my door
00:55:57so no one could get in.
00:55:58Don't let anyone in.
00:55:59If dad tries to get you
00:56:00to play with any of those
00:56:01weird old men,
00:56:02just...
00:56:02I know.
00:56:03I'll just do what he says.
00:56:06I always do.
00:56:08I'm so sick of this E.
00:56:10What if he actually does
00:56:11make me marry one of those guys?
00:56:12I'm never gonna let that happen.
00:56:14All right?
00:56:15Look.
00:56:16I'm close to getting
00:56:17the Wand of Light.
00:56:19The Wand of Light?
00:56:21Like,
00:56:22the one from the fairy tales?
00:56:24You can't tell that secret.
00:56:27When I get the wand,
00:56:29be ready for my call.
00:56:30I have a plan.
00:56:31I barely know basic spells.
00:56:35I don't know.
00:56:36You can.
00:56:37I know you can.
00:56:39When the time is right,
00:56:40you'll be ready.
00:56:48Call and in.
00:57:07Filling up Bessie.
00:57:09Meet me downstairs
00:57:10when you're ready.
00:57:12Bye.
00:57:13Bye.
00:57:15Bye.
00:57:18Bye.
00:57:20Oh, my God!
00:57:22Why do you and Mom
00:57:23always do that?
00:57:24A bit high-strung,
00:57:25aren't you, sis?
00:57:28I was just in the middle
00:57:29of thinking.
00:57:30Yeah, and going by your aura,
00:57:32I can guess about who.
00:57:33Very much giving
00:57:34post-orgasmic afterglow.
00:57:36Aw, yeah.
00:57:37Well, you and your little
00:57:38aura reading
00:57:38can go jump in a lake.
00:57:40Oh, aren't we feisty
00:57:42this morning?
00:57:43Your super-hot hubby
00:57:44isn't around, I'm guessing?
00:57:45Or have you already murdered him
00:57:47after catching his dick?
00:57:48I know all the best places
00:57:49to hide a body, by the way.
00:57:52I'm fine, Effie.
00:57:54I know all about Eric Svensson.
00:57:56I'm not stupid.
00:57:57And when we get the wand back...
00:57:59You mean if you get the wand back?
00:58:01We will.
00:58:03And when we do,
00:58:05we'll do the divorce spell.
00:58:06This mark will be gone.
00:58:08I'll go home and
00:58:10marry the best person
00:58:11who serves our family alliance.
00:58:16It's not fair, you know.
00:58:18I know I'm the last person
00:58:20who should be saying that
00:58:21because it's not like
00:58:21I can change it.
00:58:23But it's not.
00:58:26It's just the way it goes, right?
00:58:28There has to be a way
00:58:29for you to be with
00:58:30who you actually want
00:58:31and be a good heir.
00:58:35Effie, what I want
00:58:36has nothing to do
00:58:37with anything in my life.
00:58:39That's fine.
00:58:40It's what it means
00:58:41to be a sure what.
00:58:42But just remember,
00:58:44repeating it
00:58:45doesn't make it true.
00:58:48All right.
00:58:50Whatever you say, sis,
00:58:51you know best.
00:58:53I know.
00:58:55Give everyone a hug from me.
00:58:57Tell them I'll be back home soon.
00:59:08Last night was the last time.
00:59:10After today, we're done.
00:59:13If I say that enough times,
00:59:15maybe I'll finally believe it.
00:59:26I'll tell you about
00:59:26my plan with the wand.
00:59:30My family's magic is dying.
00:59:32My father's been cashing in
00:59:34on broken promises for years.
00:59:35But he holds most of the power.
00:59:37And me and Sig,
00:59:38we just get the scraps.
00:59:39That's how he controls us.
00:59:42If I could use the wand
00:59:43just once,
00:59:45I can take his power
00:59:46away from the grave.
00:59:48I'm not trying to ruin
00:59:48your family.
00:59:49I'm trying to save mine.
00:59:50It's the only way
00:59:51that we can be free.
00:59:54That's what you meant
00:59:55by trying to save your family.
00:59:58I was going to tell you
00:59:59the night before.
01:00:00I was going to tell you
01:00:01the truth.
01:00:02And then I was just going to
01:00:03ask if I could use the wand
01:00:05just once.
01:00:06And then I would do
01:00:06whatever you wanted.
01:00:08Get a divorce,
01:00:10leave you alone forever.
01:00:12Why didn't you tell me?
01:00:16Why didn't you tell me
01:00:17that morning?
01:00:18Maybe things could have
01:00:18been different.
01:00:21I would have asked you
01:00:22to stay.
01:00:23It's a nice idea.
01:00:26But our families have been
01:00:27at war since the beginning
01:00:28of time.
01:00:30Maybe if we were
01:00:31different people,
01:00:33we have different lives,
01:00:35this would have worked.
01:00:37Maybe we didn't.
01:00:40Maybe the wand has a spell
01:00:41for that, Eric.
01:00:43A witch can hope.
01:00:51What?
01:00:53Do I have mushrooms
01:00:54growing out of the
01:00:55side of my head?
01:00:56Why are you looking
01:00:56at me like that?
01:01:09wait, I'm driving.
01:01:11Hold over.
01:01:31You have got to be kidding me.
01:01:39End of the line, witches!
01:01:43End of the line, witches!
01:02:02End of the line, witches!
01:02:28Now's not a good time, old man.
01:02:30Well, it sounds like my
01:02:32insurance policy worked.
01:02:34You...
01:02:36You sit the shadow with me?
01:02:37Of course I sit her.
01:02:39Do you think I would trust
01:02:40you to finish the job?
01:02:53Demons are very expensive,
01:02:56you know?
01:02:56But, I thought that
01:02:59the Sherwood girl's soul
01:03:01in exchange for the wand
01:03:02was a good enough bargain.
01:03:05Souls of magic users
01:03:07apparently taste better.
01:03:19You said you needed her alive.
01:03:21The Sherwoods will never
01:03:22pay off your debts
01:03:22if you kill their heir.
01:03:23I've reconsidered.
01:03:25Once I have that wand,
01:03:26I will be the most powerful
01:03:28witch alive.
01:03:30Debts won't matter.
01:03:32The stupid Sherwoods
01:03:33won't matter.
01:03:34And as for the girl,
01:03:35well, I don't need her
01:03:36breathing to use her power.
01:03:39I can always marry Sigrid off
01:03:41to form new alliances.
01:03:44Guess you won't be trapped
01:03:45in a marriage after all, son.
01:03:48You're welcome.
01:03:51Go to hell, old man.
01:03:53Go to hell, old man.
01:04:03Take it!
01:04:06Go!
01:04:08Your stall will be delicious.
01:04:17I can take Dad's magic.
01:04:19End him.
01:04:20Finally be free.
01:04:26Get off my wife!
01:04:35You'll pay for that, witch!
01:04:48This isn't the last
01:04:49you'll see of me.
01:04:55Hey, I've got you.
01:04:57You didn't run.
01:04:59You're kidding?
01:05:00I'd be a pretty shitty husband
01:05:02if I let my wife's soul
01:05:03get sucked out by a demon.
01:05:07Eric!
01:05:08You can't get rid of me
01:05:09that usually.
01:05:10No, no, no, no, no.
01:05:11Stay with me.
01:05:12Eric!
01:05:13Oh, my God.
01:05:15Eric, no, no, no, no.
01:05:17Stay with me.
01:05:17Oh, my God.
01:05:20I can't save you.
01:05:21I don't have my powers.
01:05:24Why didn't you run?
01:05:26You could have saved yourself.
01:05:29I've been saving myself.
01:05:30My whole life.
01:05:33I thought I'd try something new.
01:05:36You idiot.
01:05:37You stupid, stupid idiot.
01:05:40Yeah.
01:05:42But I'm your idiot.
01:05:50You took a divorce spell.
01:05:53I have promised.
01:05:55Now you're free.
01:05:57Yeah.
01:05:59I don't want to be free.
01:06:02I don't want to be free.
01:06:05I don't want to be with you.
01:06:07Just keep secrets safe.
01:06:10Safe from my father.
01:06:12Safe from all of it.
01:06:15You know,
01:06:16those days in Vegas
01:06:20were the best three days of my life.
01:06:22All right, let's get this show started, okay?
01:06:27I love you.
01:06:29I love you, too.
01:06:32I love you.
01:06:33I love you.
01:06:36Eric.
01:06:39No!
01:07:00The Wand of Light has the power
01:07:03to grant its user
01:07:04their deepest desires.
01:07:09Pat.
01:07:11Please, please, please.
01:07:21Eric.
01:07:23Please.
01:07:25Please.
01:07:37you absolute moron
01:07:42you absolute moron
01:07:44be gentle
01:07:45I was dead for like 10 seconds
01:07:49you're alive
01:07:51that is for divorcing me on your literal deathbed
01:07:54you asshole
01:07:55I thought I was doing something noble
01:07:57something cool
01:07:59the wand gave you your power back
01:08:03my mom used to say that
01:08:04the wands user grants it its deepest desire
01:08:07I guess it knew what I really wanted
01:08:11what did you want
01:08:14you
01:08:17don't scare me like that again
01:08:19okay
01:08:20you know
01:08:21I thought I heard something
01:08:24I was bleeding out
01:08:29maybe you could
01:08:30say it again
01:08:35maybe you could
01:08:36say it again
01:08:39I love you
01:08:40you're expensive
01:08:43that's my girl
01:08:50let's go
01:09:03you ready for one last stop
01:09:05man
01:09:07man
01:09:25ah
01:09:27there you are
01:09:30I knew I could always trust a demon
01:09:32to get the job done
01:09:34now
01:09:35where is my wand
01:09:38wait
01:09:39you're supposed to be dead
01:09:41wow
01:09:41you weren't kidding
01:09:42he really is evil
01:09:44I put a barrier
01:09:46around this whole house
01:09:47it's impossible
01:09:48there's no way you should be able to be in here
01:09:50there's always a loophole
01:09:51hold man
01:09:55secret
01:09:56you ungrateful brat
01:09:58how dare you betray me like this
01:10:00really dad
01:10:01playing the family card
01:10:03after you almost sold me
01:10:04into child marriage
01:10:05you ungrateful little pests
01:10:14you're powerless now old man
01:10:16your magic's gone
01:10:17forever
01:10:31Eric
01:10:32Otis
01:10:33Svensson
01:10:34release me this instant
01:10:36that is an order
01:10:39you can handle it from here right
01:10:41his powers are gone
01:10:42it doesn't scare me anymore
01:10:46you ungrateful little brats
01:10:47both of you
01:10:48will you pay for this
01:10:49you will both pay for this
01:10:55yeah yeah
01:10:55talk soon pops
01:10:57we're gonna hit the road
01:10:58I said get back here
01:11:00I said get back here
01:11:02get back here
01:11:03please don't do this
01:11:04you little
01:11:05don't do it
01:11:22so
01:11:23where to now
01:11:24should we
01:11:25go and drop off the wand of light
01:11:28yeah
01:11:29but there's something
01:11:30i want to do first that sounds ominous just so happens that there's another full moon tonight
01:11:39leona sherwood are you asking me to hand fast marry you yeah i think i am eric spenson well
01:11:50we better hurry if we're gonna take the wand of light home and make it back in time to the
01:11:55hunkah hunkah wedding chapel of love i wonder if they have the same office i sure hope so
01:12:01but if we're gonna get hand fast married again no more secrets this time
01:12:06so is there anything you want to come clean about now soon to be again husband
01:12:13there is one thing you might want to buckle up we're about to go super speed
01:12:20well c could have been going super speed this entire time you didn't tell me to make our trip
01:12:25last longer didn't you you know me so well soon to be again wife
01:12:33leona sherwood will you marry me and not because of some spell or because it's your duty
01:12:41but because you want to
01:12:46yes i will
01:12:56oh
01:12:58ready oh yeah
01:12:59oh
01:13:00oh
01:13:02oh
01:13:03oh
01:13:03oh
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