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Don't Blink, You'll Miss It
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00:00:06you sure about this i don't know if i'm ready relax little brother would never let anything
00:00:12happen to you it's showtime
00:00:26ladies and gentlemen are you ready for your true self to be revealed by the master of magic
00:00:35oh my god it's him it's the master of magic the greatest magician of all time
00:00:41you young lady let's see your true self now i'm gonna need a little help by my
00:00:46lovely assistant eric
00:00:59and now my next volunteer i don't care i said shorted what the hell
00:01:11how are they doing that and now for my final
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00:01:20the most evil man in vegas
00:01:23sure about this he's dangerous i'm a master of freaking magic
00:01:27ladies and gentlemen put your hands together for mr barry carnegay
00:01:35and who the hell are you get these fuckers out of my way now barry here is a billionaire casino
00:01:41owner who has just been accused of assault by over 30 women
00:01:49now you're ready to show them who you truly are
00:01:53you insult me in public you know who i am i could make you disappear okay well we won't test
00:02:00barry
00:02:03so we're gonna test this hotel instead
00:02:10what do you think you're doing we're gonna make barry's casino disappear
00:02:24now i already broke in and got all the evidence of your assaults the police are already on their way
00:02:29to arrest you
00:02:30no
00:02:32kill him
00:02:37now for my final trick
00:03:02what are you looking at me for
00:03:03get him
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00:03:57Eric, no!
00:04:01Relax, little brother.
00:04:02But never let anything happen to you.
00:04:06Eric, this is all my fault.
00:04:08God, I need you to do something for me.
00:04:11What?
00:04:12I need you to find me.
00:04:14Girl we grew up with at the orphanage?
00:04:16She's working in magic.
00:04:21Help her.
00:04:23Besides you, she's the only family I've ever had.
00:04:27You're staying with me, okay?
00:04:28Just hang in there.
00:04:30You're gonna be okay.
00:04:35Eric.
00:04:37Eric.
00:04:47My arrogance got you killed.
00:04:50If I can't protect my family,
00:04:54I'm not worthy of this.
00:04:57I'll find Bri and help her.
00:05:02But not as the master of magic.
00:05:16Hey, what are you still doing here?
00:05:24Everyone else went home hours ago.
00:05:26Show opens this weekend.
00:05:28Gotta be prepared.
00:05:30I put every cent I own into this show,
00:05:32but if it's a hit,
00:05:34I can finally buy the orphanage I grew up in
00:05:37before it's destroyed.
00:05:40All right.
00:05:40All right, well, see ya.
00:05:46A year working as a lowly prop boy for Bri,
00:05:49and she still doesn't recognize me.
00:05:53All right, darling, you know the deal.
00:05:54There it is.
00:05:55There's the Queen of Hearts, right?
00:05:56Just gonna follow the Queen, okay?
00:05:57Pick the Queen, follow the dream.
00:05:59There it is, sweetheart.
00:06:00What do you say?
00:06:01Hmm?
00:06:01This one.
00:06:03That's the Queen of Hearts for sure.
00:06:04Yeah, I'm feeling good about it too,
00:06:05but hey, what do I know?
00:06:06Look at that.
00:06:08Oh.
00:06:09You know, this game isn't as easy as it looks, baby doll,
00:06:12but, you know, we still gotta come with the payment.
00:06:14What do you say, huh?
00:06:19Um, I'm sorry.
00:06:20I was sure that I had cash on you.
00:06:26Looks like trouble.
00:06:28Typical dumb bitch.
00:06:29You wanna play, you don't wanna pay.
00:06:30Right?
00:06:31I'll tell you what.
00:06:34I'm taking this bracelet here.
00:06:37Hey, give it back.
00:06:39Hey.
00:06:39That's important to me.
00:06:40Oh, is it?
00:06:41Really, yeah?
00:06:42Is it important enough to play again?
00:06:44Hmm?
00:06:45Maybe you play for those cute little clothes you got on.
00:06:47What do you say, huh?
00:06:48Well, I'm here for this.
00:06:49Let's go.
00:06:50Yeah, we'd love to see that, right?
00:06:52You're disgusting.
00:06:53I'm not doing that.
00:06:54You're not doing that.
00:06:55You sure about that, sweetheart?
00:06:59What do you say, baby?
00:07:01Start with that pretty little coat you got.
00:07:04Take her.
00:07:13Why don't you let me try?
00:07:17Here's the deal.
00:07:18I win, she gets your bracelet back.
00:07:21You win, you get my two-headed silver dollar.
00:07:28It's priceless.
00:07:29Daniel, you should just go.
00:07:31These guys are dangerous.
00:07:33I got this.
00:07:36This idiot thinks he can beat me at three-card Monty.
00:07:39You got it, hotshot.
00:07:41Let's play.
00:07:43You know the deal.
00:07:44Follow the queen, you get the win.
00:07:47You pick the ten of spades,
00:07:49well, your girlfriend knows what to do then.
00:07:53You pick.
00:07:55You pick.
00:07:56Who's this guy?
00:07:57What a loser.
00:07:59She kept walking, bro,
00:08:00instead of trying being a hero.
00:08:02Do you really want me to pick you, huh?
00:08:05Absolutely.
00:08:06You got it.
00:08:24Damn, he got it.
00:08:26That's impossible.
00:08:29What the?
00:08:33Listen, you son of a bitch,
00:08:34I don't know who the hell you are.
00:08:36This bracelet is mine.
00:08:39Well then,
00:08:40why is it in my hand?
00:08:45You dirty thief.
00:08:53Are you looking for this?
00:08:56What's that?
00:08:57Why don't you scram
00:08:57before I take everything else you've got?
00:09:00Hey, man.
00:09:01It's all good.
00:09:02I was just messing around.
00:09:11Three-card Monty.
00:09:13That's always a scam.
00:09:14I know.
00:09:15I know.
00:09:15I just...
00:09:17I thought I could crack it.
00:09:19But I was screwed.
00:09:21So you came along.
00:09:25This bracelet.
00:09:28Why is it so important to you?
00:09:30It was my childhood best friends.
00:09:33We grew up in an orphanage together and...
00:09:36Well, he...
00:09:37He died.
00:09:39That's all I have left of him.
00:09:42I don't know.
00:09:45I don't know.
00:09:45Have a good night, Bree.
00:09:47Wait.
00:09:48You just saved me.
00:09:50You're gonna let me walk home alone?
00:09:55Nice for dinner.
00:09:58That was amazing.
00:10:01I should probably get going.
00:10:03Hey, where did you learn those tricks you used on the scammers today?
00:10:07I guess I must have picked it up backstage.
00:10:10Bullshit.
00:10:11You have training.
00:10:12You know, maybe just a little, uh...
00:10:16Just a light of hand.
00:10:20What?
00:10:20You're great.
00:10:25You know...
00:10:27Your hands saved me today.
00:10:31You wouldn't look at me like that if you knew Eric died because of me.
00:10:36They, uh...
00:10:37Say you're welcome.
00:10:51You're welcome.
00:10:52Bree.
00:10:59Do you want to see my magic trick?
00:11:20I'm not.
00:11:21I don't know who you think I am.
00:11:26Then who are you?
00:11:29I'm the bastard who's cockiness killed Eric.
00:11:32I think.
00:11:34I think it's better if I left.
00:12:03I think it's better if I left.
00:12:06my stuff well i'm the prop assistant just doing my job no your job is to clean up dove
00:12:12see the stuff this stuff is to not be touched by anyone less than a three star magician correct me
00:12:20if i'm wrong but you're not a three-star magician are you no not not since i was 12. after
00:12:37becoming
00:12:37the world's first seven-star magician the society of magicians gave up trying to rank me damn right
00:12:42you're not you're lucky to be even our little prop boy and to be in the same room as us
00:12:53real musicians
00:12:58okay
00:13:01what did you do to my deck nothing let's just put him away listen fool this is my gold zephyr
00:13:10deck
00:13:10the master of magic himself use this type of deck actually i prefer the platinum deck well if they're
00:13:16so priceless maybe you should put them away properly instead of throwing them on the table like they're
00:13:20just some two dollar deck from the gas station oh you think ruining my deck is funny you're fired
00:13:29if i lose this job i won't be able to watch over brie i need you to find brie help
00:13:35right yeah look
00:13:37i'm sorry no it's too late for that now because here comes mr kensington
00:13:50hello mr kensington you're looking better sir i'll be good to go for the opening of the show
00:13:57but let this be a reminder what we do is dangerous sir that is exactly what i wanted to
00:14:05tell you about i've had to fire the prop boy over here what why he's careless and cocky he's a
00:14:11liability no matter how hot you think he is i i never said that mr kensington daniel's been nothing
00:14:18but a professional since he's worked here sir sir he he nearly destroyed my gold zephyr deck
00:14:24daniel is this true of course not sir who are you gonna believe a common worker or a three-star
00:14:31magician look samuel i've seen his skills he would never damage a deck show them show them what you
00:14:39can do
00:14:45yeah daniel let's see it show us what you got do you even know a single trick tell you what
00:14:51if you
00:14:51can rearrange my deck by rank and suit without damaging it in 15 seconds you can keep your job
00:14:5915 seconds that's impossible i don't even know if the master of magic could have done it that quick
00:15:04but if you can't i demand as a three-star magician that you fire him samuel this isn't fair i
00:15:15know
00:15:15but while i disagree with it xander has the right to challenge daniel but sir he
00:15:21brie it's okay 15 seconds you're on
00:15:37the idiot he's so dumb that he thinks he has a chance ready to do this daniel you really don't
00:15:45have to
00:15:45oh the little prop boy has a trick section now if i win you're all gonna have to start treating
00:15:51brie with more respect around here it's her money that's bankrolling this entire show
00:15:57brie look at that got a knight in shining coveralls fine deal it's not like you have a chance in
00:16:04hell
00:16:05anyway 15 seconds here we go
00:16:16what's he doing what he's doing is making a complete ass out of himself 10 seconds
00:16:24oh wow giving up already clearly can't hack the big leagues you said he was good i thought
00:16:30you would at least try getting security on the phone to escort you out in five four three two
00:17:03absolutely impossible
00:17:09how did you do that there's no way i don't think i've ever seen anything like this nobody but the
00:17:13master of magic could have done this no no no you you clearly switched out the deck while brie was
00:17:23distracting us i knew it yeah of course just some amateur trying something stupid nothing but a cheap
00:17:28lazy trick from the hack now we've got a show to print
00:17:36sophie eugene stop gobbling apples cards and let's get to work come on
00:17:42samuel you believe he really did it right i don't know what to believe
00:17:49come on the show opens in a few days we need to prep oh you don't have to worry about
00:17:55prepping
00:18:06this is not going to be a show
00:18:09who is this it's richard kim he produces every other magic show in town
00:18:15samuel hates him richard get the hell out of my theater your theater oh no no my little friend this
00:18:24is now my theater what the hell are you talking about i have a three-year lease with the owner
00:18:31which as of this morning is me i bought the theater which means you and your dirty pack of magical
00:18:38nobodies have one hour to get the hell out
00:18:43you can't just buy the theater i'm the biggest show in town used to be you're past your prime
00:18:51my new show will triple your numbers the contract can't be canceled i'll lose everything
00:18:57if brie loses this show the orphanage that i grew up in that saved my life as a child will
00:19:03be destroyed
00:19:03hey we still have a contract you can't just kick us out hey hey doll face how about you focus
00:19:09on
00:19:09looking sexy while being cut in half and let the adults talk i'm this show's producer and if you
00:19:15cancel the show i'll sue you into oblivion not if i can prove you're not worthy of this theater
00:19:21i'll give you a chance a head-to-head magical competition your old man and his team wins you keep
00:19:29your contract my team wins your contract is terminated and you go back to doing uh birthday
00:19:35parties for eight-year-olds deal mr kingzington will wipe the floor with whoever you put him up against
00:19:43great the competition will be tonight tonight his cast doesn't come off for another week not my problem
00:19:50hope you have a good backup team
00:19:59ladies and gentlemen aren't you ready for the epic no hold barred battle to see who will get
00:20:05this feeder and who will be thrown out into the street don't worry we have an ace up our sleeve
00:20:16daniel you gotta be kidding you're not seriously considering putting the prop boy out there his
00:20:21vestric is probably making a penny up here behind his ear it's all or nothing for us all right richard
00:20:26kim isn't sending lightweights to this brawl he's got world-class real magicians yeah no problem
00:20:32i'm good enough to take on anyone that kim sends to us and now the challengers richard kim's latest
00:20:39sensation matt van buren
00:20:55oh no oh god no what how did he get matt van buren
00:21:05he's the youngest magician to have five stars he's one of the best in the world
00:21:14that guy xavier will wipe the floor with his ass yeah bring him on now for the first act or
00:21:21should
00:21:22i say miracle before each magician is a glass of water the magicians must turn their water into wine
00:21:29in a way that our top judges can't figure out the magician to stump the most judges
00:21:37wins matt van buren won the grand prix for close-up magic last year this plays exactly to his strengths
00:21:43he's way beyond xavier's league we're gonna lose
00:21:54maybe not show time
00:22:01you
00:22:06xavier not you what
00:22:09you should go out this wrong
00:22:23what he he's not even a magician he's just the guy that cleans up duff shit yeah xavier's the
00:22:29best of all of us yeah look girl i know you have a little crush on the prop boy but
00:22:33leave this to
00:22:33the real magicians samuel you can't seriously be considering this i mean that guy is gonna
00:22:38piss himself out there and the magician from the kensington team
00:22:51maybe he's just the prop assistant but i need a hail mary right now daniel
00:23:05oh my god your prop boy you're really going to put up the help against someone like
00:23:11matt van buren don't worry kid this will be over real quick and then you can run back to the
00:23:16shadows where you belong it's a shame though because matt's just my warm-up act you'll get me
00:23:22so bad you'll never see my big showstopper matt van buren's just the warm-up act he's one of the
00:23:28best
00:23:28in the world they say he might even get a six star soon there hasn't been a new six star
00:23:32magician in
00:23:33over a decade no it's obvious what samuel's doing okay he knows he doesn't have a chance so he's
00:23:38already looking for excuses when he loses he'll say it's because he gave a nobody a try
00:23:43boss this guy is a hack he's gonna make a fool out of all of us it's a two out
00:23:48of three competition
00:23:50we need to judge their strength oh i i get it i get you see samuel sending daniel out to
00:23:56get
00:23:57slaughtered and then i come in and save the day where's that he actually thinks he's out there
00:24:01because he has a shot at being a real magician
00:24:06and you are daniel just daniel nice coveralls daniel i give my servants the same ones
00:24:16enjoy your moment just daniel this will be the biggest crowd you ever perform for
00:24:21i can't believe he actually went there as if he was a real magician he's trying to be embarrassed
00:24:26sad he really thought that he could hang with the pros no you're sure about this just trust me
00:24:37don't feel too bad you should be honored to be on the stage with me
00:24:42gentlemen are you ready i was born ready what about you buddy you look a little nervous
00:24:49maybe you should be because i'm about to embarrass the living shit out of you
00:24:59god he's frozen with fear come on daniel was it stupid to pick him daniel are you okay
00:25:09absolutely oh my god what a shit show he's not even prepping it
00:25:14hey newbie this is when you're supposed to prepare your illusion i'm good
00:25:23no i'm good that's why i have a five star magician's amulet and you have what
00:25:30coveralls covered in dirt and dove shit
00:25:33tell you what it's not too soon to back out
00:25:36if you do i'll give you the honor of having my autograph
00:25:40are you ready or do you need more time to prepare
00:25:43now i don't need more time for this trick
00:25:49then first up is matt von buren
00:25:52pay attention this is where you learn to respect your betters
00:26:11it's finished
00:26:17that was seamless unbelievable even i don't know how he did that there's no way daniel could do a trick
00:26:24that's even as fraction as good as matt's
00:26:29what do you think judges did matt von buren's trick fool you i have no idea how that was done
00:26:35if i didn't know any better i'd say it's a miracle i'm stumped well done you're three for three
00:26:43you have stumped our judges does anyone here know how he accomplished his trick
00:26:49anyone
00:26:55you have something to say prop boy
00:26:57i mean your trick wasn't bad
00:26:59i just know exactly how you did it
00:27:08sure you do please enlighten us tell us all how i did my trick
00:27:14all in good time
00:27:16idiot everybody knows that he's lying
00:27:18pathetic
00:27:30what's he doing he's making a fool out of all of us
00:27:33hey there looks like your fellow's got some stage fright
00:27:38this is what happens when you don't respect the craft
00:27:41you're making a fool out of all of us
00:27:44i think he can do it
00:27:45it doesn't matter what you think
00:27:47okay
00:27:48you're not one of us
00:27:50you're just some dumb girl who had a little bit of money to burn
00:27:53if it weren't for you we wouldn't be in this mess
00:28:05looks like you're having some trouble
00:28:07here
00:28:08why don't you let me help you
00:28:15switch it now prop boy
00:28:18you need to end this
00:28:20now
00:28:21you're
00:28:25you're right
00:28:29i swore off my old wife
00:28:40but i can't keep running forever
00:28:47ladies and gentlemen
00:28:50are you ready for something extraordinary
00:28:55now but first
00:28:56i'm gonna need some help
00:28:59brie
00:29:00could you come here
00:29:07what is he doing
00:29:08you gotta be kidding me
00:29:10this is just sad
00:29:21you all know magic
00:29:22is an illusion
00:29:24but still
00:29:25you hold out hope that one day you'll experience something so incredible
00:29:29you can never explain it in a million years
00:29:32well isn't this like life
00:29:33see every day you experience your reality through your senses
00:29:38but what if you couldn't trust your senses
00:29:46wouldn't your reality then just be an illusion
00:29:52don't blink
00:29:53you'll miss it
00:30:09that's it
00:30:11nothing happened
00:30:12you're supposed to change the water into wine
00:30:14hey mr kentington
00:30:15i told you
00:30:16you shouldn't have put that glorified janitor up
00:30:18to take my place
00:30:19you should have
00:30:20respected my ranking
00:30:21no
00:30:22i think
00:30:23there's something else going on
00:30:25now i apologize ladies and gentlemen
00:30:27i can't seem to complete my transformation
00:30:30i knew it
00:30:31this theater is mine
00:30:33without one final piece of equipment
00:30:36which should be coming
00:30:37right about
00:30:39now
00:30:51what's he doing
00:30:52he takes a cake knife
00:30:54he's gonna shatter that glass all over the floor
00:31:03ow
00:31:13unbelievable
00:31:14amazing
00:31:21whoa
00:31:22whoa
00:31:24that is fast
00:31:25my judges
00:31:30incredible
00:31:34cake
00:31:35the lava is a chocolate wine reduction sauce
00:31:38really good
00:31:39you can't believe i'm eating cake
00:31:41the only person i've ever seen do a trick like this was
00:31:43the master of magic
00:31:54how is this possible
00:32:02now for the critical moment
00:32:03judges
00:32:04what do you think
00:32:05do you know how he did it
00:32:07i have no idea
00:32:07not a clue
00:32:10and you jennifer
00:32:11i'm completely
00:32:13well in the case of a tie
00:32:17we turn back to the magicians themselves
00:32:20daniel
00:32:21you said earlier
00:32:23you know how matthew did his trick
00:32:25tell us
00:32:26yeah
00:32:27tell us
00:32:51how did daniel do his trick
00:33:00i don't know
00:33:02i don't know
00:33:02and with that
00:33:03daniel wins our first round
00:33:11i don't know
00:33:18i need a knife
00:33:20Let's give him cake
00:33:23Well done, young man
00:33:26The only other magician that could have accomplished that transformation
00:33:30Was the master of magic
00:33:35No, no, he didn't transform anything
00:33:37He didn't even teleport
00:33:39He must have cheated
00:33:40There's no way an untrained worker has that much level of skill
00:33:44Exactly, okay, he probably blackmailed the judges or something
00:33:49How could you let him beat you?
00:33:51You embarrassed us with your performance
00:33:53How was I supposed to know he was going to do that with the cop
00:33:55And teleport to the judges?
00:33:56He's that guy
00:34:01It doesn't matter
00:34:02Get out of my face
00:34:04It's time for the real magicians to get to work
00:34:07You think you've won?
00:34:11You haven't won shit
00:34:13It's time to bring out my A-team
00:34:20Kate Barlow
00:34:29Miss Barlow
00:34:31Thank you for joining us
00:34:32That's Kate Barlow
00:34:35She's the FISM world champion in parlor magic
00:34:38And an actual six-star magician
00:34:40Alright, who's ready for the headliner?
00:34:46Second round is quick change magic
00:34:48That's Sophie's specialty
00:34:49You had your little fun in the first round
00:34:52But now, watch an axle prep
00:34:54A real magician doesn't need to bribe the judges
00:34:57Or cause some fake amateur distractions
00:35:00A real magician doesn't need to
00:35:02Because she has hard-earned skills
00:35:05Now
00:35:07Yeah!
00:35:08Get him, Sophie
00:35:09Always nice to see a fellow female on stage
00:35:12Too bad I'm gonna crush you
00:35:13Oh
00:35:14You think so?
00:35:16Your rank is impressive
00:35:17But it doesn't scare me
00:35:19Oh, you think I brought in Miss Barlow
00:35:21Just for her rank?
00:35:23You didn't?
00:35:24I brought in Kate Barlow
00:35:26Because she was the protege
00:35:28Of the master of magic
00:35:32He taught me everything he knows
00:35:34Funny
00:35:35I don't remember training her
00:35:38You were trained by the master of magic?
00:35:41She wasn't just trained by him
00:35:43He realized that she was better than him
00:35:45That's why he disappeared
00:35:47That can't be true, right?
00:35:49Richard wouldn't dare
00:35:51Make a claim like that if it wasn't true
00:35:53So what you're saying
00:35:54Is that we have to compete
00:35:55Against somebody who's better
00:35:57Than the master of magic?
00:35:59Also what?
00:36:00I'll still destroy you
00:36:01Sophie
00:36:02Shut up
00:36:04Miss Barlow
00:36:06It is an honor to compete
00:36:08With a magician of your caliber
00:36:11I wish I could say the same
00:36:13But honestly
00:36:15It's an insult
00:36:16You're even trying to compete
00:36:18So why are you here?
00:36:21To shatter my teacher's old records
00:36:24And publicly declare myself
00:36:26The new master of magic
00:36:33Ladies and gentlemen
00:36:34This next act is even harder than our first
00:36:38It is all about quick change magic
00:36:40Transforming outfits as many times as possible
00:36:43In 30 seconds
00:36:45The world record is 17 changes
00:36:48Held by the master of magic
00:36:56Do you think you can beat that?
00:36:58That's a change every two seconds
00:36:59There's no way you can beat that
00:37:01I could beat that in my sleep
00:37:06Hell
00:37:07There's not a magic technique in the world
00:37:09That would make that trick possible
00:37:10Only the master of magic
00:37:12Would be able to do that
00:37:13I know every one of his secrets
00:37:16Are you saying
00:37:17You're going to break
00:37:17The master of magic's record?
00:37:20Who here would like to see me break the record?
00:37:25Then start the music
00:37:391, 2, 3, standard
00:37:43Oh my god her pace
00:37:44How is she doing?
00:37:48Is she about to break the record?
00:37:49They're about to break the record?
00:37:52This is unreal
00:37:53This is history
00:37:57That is 18 changes
00:37:59Ladies and gentlemen
00:38:00We have a new world record
00:38:01And possibly
00:38:02A new master of magic
00:38:06I can't believe she just did that
00:38:08I've never seen anything like it
00:38:10The concentration
00:38:11The skill needed to do something like that
00:38:14She had to learn it from the master of magic
00:38:16I wouldn't believe it if I hadn't just seen it with my own eyes
00:38:20For a second there I thought she'd actually figure out my technique
00:38:22But no
00:38:24She's a fraud like the rest
00:38:25Sophie
00:38:26You can beat that, right?
00:38:29I can only manage 9 or 10 changes
00:38:31But not 18
00:38:35Well
00:38:36Are you even going to attempt to compete?
00:38:38Or do you just want to give me the theater now?
00:38:43No one can do that
00:38:44We should just give up
00:38:45Come on Sophie
00:38:47There has to be some chance
00:38:48Okay you don't know what you're talking about
00:38:50I can't do that
00:38:52No one can do that
00:38:53You're just some dumb girl with money
00:38:55Who tried to get into magic
00:38:56But you don't know anything about magic
00:38:58Okay you put that guy on stage for Pete's sake
00:39:01Are you going to come out here and embarrass yourselves?
00:39:03Or can I get ready for my first photo shoot
00:39:06As the new master of magic
00:39:09Come on
00:39:10One of you at least has to try
00:39:12I can't lose this contract
00:39:14I have children that are my responsibility
00:39:16And they will starve
00:39:18Sophie?
00:39:20Eugene?
00:39:21Xavier?
00:39:23If I had my hand
00:39:25I would try
00:39:26But I don't even think I would stand a chance
00:39:29Well well
00:39:30Looks like I won
00:39:32Sir
00:39:34Are you hiring?
00:39:37Really?
00:39:38You're going to betray your boss right in front of him
00:39:40Might as well
00:39:41We can't go down with a sinking ship of losers
00:39:43Sorry Samuel
00:39:44You shouldn't put your faith in a stupid girl
00:39:47Who doesn't understand the first thing about magic
00:39:48It's over
00:39:49The theater is mine
00:39:53I failed them
00:39:55I failed the orphanage
00:39:59Might as well go with them Daniel
00:40:02Hey watch
00:40:03Where are you going?
00:40:06What is he doing?
00:40:10We still have a shot
00:40:12I'm going to take it
00:40:13Daniel stop
00:40:13You can't just go out there and embarrass yourself
00:40:15I won't let you
00:40:16Bree
00:40:17Do you trust me?
00:40:22And with the Kensington team giving up
00:40:24The winners are
00:40:26Wait
00:40:30The Kensington team sold us to do their quick change act
00:40:34That's adorable
00:40:35Do you even know what a quick change act is prop boy?
00:40:39I'll manage
00:40:40Really Samuel you're sending out the help again?
00:40:44This loser has no chance of beating Kate
00:40:46Sir we tried to warn him but Samuel just wouldn't
00:40:49Listen
00:40:50This worker conned him just like he conned the judges in the last round
00:40:54Hey that's not true
00:40:55The only reason why he's here is because Bree has a little crush on him
00:40:58That's enough
00:40:58Ooh is that what's going on?
00:41:01The producer's amateur boyfriend is trying to save the show
00:41:05That's really cute
00:41:06I said that's enough
00:41:07Daniel
00:41:09Are you ready?
00:41:12Your time starts
00:41:16Now
00:41:27We're waiting
00:41:29Look at all these quick changes
00:41:31He's going so fast I can't keep track of them
00:41:37Hey honey
00:41:37It doesn't look like magic's your thing
00:41:40But I'm always hiring boys to do my laundry
00:41:44What are you doing boy?
00:41:46Just trust him
00:41:48He has it under control
00:41:49Are you kidding me?
00:41:50If he has it under control
00:41:51I'm freaking Merlin himself
00:41:53Hey Bree
00:41:54You might want to turn around for this one
00:41:57Okay
00:41:57Your boyfriend is about to reveal himself for the fraud that he truly is
00:42:01Okay seriously get off the stage
00:42:03You look like a fucking ass
00:42:05Yo buddy you're not getting 18 bro
00:42:09Daniel what are you doing?
00:42:11Are you happy?
00:42:12You've embarrassed yourself
00:42:13And wasted my precious time
00:42:21Time
00:42:22Time
00:42:23Time is a funny thing isn't it?
00:42:25See we always complain that time goes by too fast
00:42:28But in moments like these it's like time
00:42:32Stand still
00:42:36Your technique wasn't bad
00:42:38Just wasn't the master of magic's technique
00:42:43This is
00:42:47What's he gonna do?
00:42:48He's fine now
00:42:53I'll blink
00:43:04Congratulations
00:43:05One change in 30 seconds
00:43:07I win
00:43:08But you can't call that a competition
00:43:10What a waste of time
00:43:11Sophie at least would have had a chance
00:43:13Well I think we know who won this contest
00:43:17Are you sure about that?
00:43:18What?
00:43:20Oh my god
00:43:22Oh my god
00:43:23It's wrecked
00:43:2376
00:43:25What the fuck
00:43:36How did he do that?
00:43:4077
00:43:4178
00:43:51Ladies and gentlemen
00:43:52We have 78 changes
00:43:54I can't believe it
00:43:55It's not possible
00:43:57It's impossible
00:44:00It's impossible for mere mortals
00:44:03But not for the master of magic
00:44:05Wait
00:44:07Is he the real master of magic?
00:44:11The misdirect you used
00:44:13Showmanship
00:44:15The transformation on a massive scale
00:44:18Ladies and gentlemen
00:44:20You have just witnessed the return of a legend
00:44:22Because this man is the master of magic
00:44:38I just made an axe of myself
00:44:41In front of the real master of magic
00:44:44Without question
00:44:46I believe I speak for all three judges
00:44:48To declare that
00:44:49Daniel is the winner of this competition
00:44:52Ladies and gentlemen
00:44:53You heard it
00:44:54Daniel wins the competition
00:44:57Daniel
00:44:58Daniel
00:45:00Daniel
00:45:05Please
00:45:06Please forgive me
00:45:08I was just so inspired by example growing up that I feel as if you've been with me every step
00:45:13of the way.
00:45:14How dare you lie to me? You swore to me you learned everything from him.
00:45:17You're nothing but a fraud. Get out of here.
00:45:24I've spent the last six years looking for you.
00:45:27I'd almost given up hope I'd ever find the master of magic.
00:45:31Because I know that before you were the master of magic, you were a world-class cat burglar.
00:45:40Tonight, the Diamond Nebula Casino will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year.
00:45:45I'm pulling to get an organization to take it.
00:45:48I'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:45:51You'd make more in one night than a lifetime performing on this stage.
00:45:56Here.
00:45:58Down payment to show you I'm serious.
00:46:01So what do you say?
00:46:03Ready to make some real money?
00:46:07I won both rounds of the competition, didn't I?
00:46:10Well, yes.
00:46:13Then Mr. Kensington gets to keep his theater.
00:46:15That was the deal.
00:46:17Right, of course.
00:46:19But what do you think of my offer?
00:46:22What do I think of your offer?
00:46:30Now, why don't you get out of here before I conjure a horse out of your ass?
00:46:37That was so good.
00:46:42Wow.
00:46:43Everybody, give it up for the master of magic.
00:46:47Wow.
00:46:50You know, Daniel, when I first saw you, I knew that you were special.
00:46:54Yeah, of course.
00:46:56I mean, even an idiot could see.
00:46:58He was the master of magic.
00:47:00And honestly, I just feel so honored to be standing in the same room as you right now.
00:47:07Wow.
00:47:10You guys are acting like you had his back this whole time.
00:47:12After all the abuse you heaped on him earlier?
00:47:15Oh, no, no, we were just joking.
00:47:18Right?
00:47:19Guys?
00:47:21You're going to stay with us.
00:47:22Right, Daniel?
00:47:24Yeah, of course he's going to stay with us.
00:47:26We're just, you know, showing him some love.
00:47:29Yeah.
00:47:30The three of you, your actions were a disgrace.
00:47:34Disrespecting the greatest magician of all time.
00:47:38I think Daniel should decide what your punishment is.
00:47:41Punishment?
00:47:42Punishment is a very strong word.
00:47:44No, you don't.
00:47:44First of all, you're free.
00:47:45I don't like that.
00:47:46You know.
00:47:48I do think maybe a little public humiliation will do you three some good.
00:48:01I know, I see it.
00:48:02That's the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen.
00:48:05Disgusting.
00:48:07What are you doing here for?
00:48:08Go, just go.
00:48:09We have to go here.
00:48:10What are you doing?
00:48:15So, you're really him?
00:48:18Master of magic.
00:48:20I don't feel I am worthy to be on the same stage as you.
00:48:25If you want to stay, I gladly open for you and give you the marquee performance.
00:48:32But, uh, whether you stay or leave, it's, well, it's completely your decision.
00:48:39So, what do you say?
00:48:43If you knew how I'd let Eric die, you'd hate me.
00:48:48I'm not the master of magic.
00:48:50That may be true, but nobody else could ever do what you did up here.
00:49:01Daniel!
00:49:03Daniel!
00:49:05Daniel!
00:49:06Daniel!
00:49:07Daniel!
00:49:09Daniel!
00:49:10Daniel!
00:49:11Daniel!
00:49:11Daniel!
00:49:11That bracelet?
00:49:13Could Daniel be Eric's brother?
00:49:28Hey, all this time when I didn't recognize you, Daniel Angier, if you're still the same,
00:49:35the older brother looking out for the smaller kid, anytime Eric got hurt, he'd come running.
00:49:42But what I mattered the most, I let him down.
00:49:50Eric knew what he was doing, and he was so proud of you.
00:49:55The only time you let him down was when you stopped being the master of magic.
00:50:00What?
00:50:01Eric believed in you, in your gifts.
00:50:05Don't let your guilt take that away.
00:50:08You're still the master of magic.
00:50:11You just have to claim it.
00:50:19Where'd he go?
00:50:20Daniel!
00:50:21Daniel!
00:50:21We won an interview!
00:50:23In here.
00:50:34I could have sworn he went this way.
00:50:35You have to be here somewhere.
00:50:37You have to be here somewhere.
00:50:44Your films.
00:50:47Well, that sounds...
00:50:49awful.
00:51:26You know, Eric told me to find you.
00:51:32Well, you knew we'd be good together.
00:51:38So, are you ready to call yourself the master of magic again?
00:51:56This looks way worse than when we were kids.
00:51:59Now you see why I was so desperate to get the money.
00:52:15What happened to this orphanage?
00:52:18Good business.
00:52:21That's what happened.
00:52:29This is Barry Carnegie.
00:52:31He owns the orphanage.
00:52:32You're supposed to be in jail.
00:52:34Ah, so you recognize me.
00:52:36Silly boy.
00:52:38Jail and laws are only for the poor.
00:52:41I was out in two years.
00:52:42And I've already taken back my casino.
00:52:45As well as this place.
00:52:47It's mine.
00:52:48I bought it.
00:52:49And I've been using it for child labor.
00:52:51To squeeze every dime out of it.
00:52:53And funnel it into my casino.
00:52:55You're a monster.
00:52:56Nah.
00:52:57If I'm such a monster, why don't you buy the orphanage from me, huh?
00:53:00Oh, you can't.
00:53:02Because you're poor and pathetic.
00:53:06See this watch?
00:53:07This is worth more than the whole place.
00:53:09So, you either give me the money for the orphanage, or you get the fuck out.
00:53:15I'm gonna get it.
00:53:16Well, babe, you better get all of it to me by noon tomorrow.
00:53:20Because that's when the dozers start up.
00:53:22We're gonna tear this place apart from my new casino.
00:53:27You can't be serious.
00:53:29What about the children?
00:53:31Miss Anderson, what's he talking about?
00:53:34Are we gonna lose our home?
00:53:35Yeah, you are.
00:53:38But, listen.
00:53:41You can stay in my hotel.
00:53:43Ten grand a night.
00:53:45You got that kind of money, kid?
00:53:48I didn't think so.
00:53:51Let's go.
00:53:53Pay your once millions for this place.
00:53:56I mean, how am I gonna get that kind of money by tomorrow at noon?
00:54:02You'll have your money.
00:54:04Oh, yeah?
00:54:07Where are you gonna get it?
00:54:09Tonight, the Diamond Nebula Casino will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year.
00:54:15I'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:54:18I'm gonna rob your casino.
00:54:43I'm gonna pull off this heist and save the orphanage in your memory, Eric.
00:54:50Oh, I see Richard got the three links to try to steal the money of top burglars in the world.
00:54:55Lily, system logistics and camera espionage, Alisa, who cracked the Kremlin's most secure vault three times, and Avita, who can
00:55:10seduce anyone with a pulse.
00:55:13They're good.
00:55:15Almost as good as me.
00:55:18Fortunately, I can use that to my advantage.
00:55:29So I gather you three are here to rob the Diamond Nebula vaults as well.
00:55:39I'm just who you think you are, idiot man with a dead fish.
00:55:43And tell her why she shouldn't gut you right now like a mule deer.
00:55:46Maybe we should play with this little man for a little bit, and then snip his manhood off.
00:55:52We don't need a knife.
00:55:53I'm sure a pair of tweezers would be big enough.
00:55:59Ladies, please, let's make a deal.
00:56:07See if I can help you, I take a share of it.
00:56:10If I can't, I take nothing.
00:56:20How did he do that?
00:56:22Well, this is Vegas.
00:56:24He's probably just some lucky trickster.
00:56:27Give us a moment.
00:56:31There's nobody here.
00:56:33Maybe he could be our father.
00:56:35I like it.
00:56:36He's clearly in your reason.
00:56:38It's not like he's a pro and we'd see it coming.
00:56:40We could double cross him easy.
00:56:43All right, we'll let you help us and we'll even let you in all the cash, but you have
00:56:51to prove yourself first.
00:56:55I'm listening.
00:56:58You see that cart over there, little boy?
00:57:01Clear it out.
00:57:02Bring us the chips.
00:57:03You have five minutes.
00:57:05Do that and we will know that you can be a part of this heist.
00:57:08Look at him.
00:57:10This man-child doesn't know the first thing about picking a pocket.
00:57:14First, you're going to need a key.
00:57:15You got that?
00:57:16A key.
00:57:18And then?
00:57:20Why aren't you writing this down?
00:57:22Honey, you should give up now.
00:57:25You're a little house kitten dealing with apex predators.
00:57:35He is stupider than I thought.
00:57:37He's going in the wrong direction.
00:57:39Completely unaware of his environment.
00:57:41Hopeless.
00:57:42This whole thing is a waste of time.
00:57:44Let's just get rid of him.
00:57:48Is he getting a drink during a hast?
00:57:50Oh, I'm so nervous.
00:57:52I need a drink of water.
00:57:54He's only going to slow us down.
00:57:55Look at him.
00:58:01Are you serious?
00:58:02Jesus Christ.
00:58:04I am a klutz and a half.
00:58:07I am so sorry.
00:58:07Here, let me just, let me help you just wipe.
00:58:10No, no, get off of me, man.
00:58:11Piece of garbage.
00:58:12Sorry.
00:58:12Yeah, garbage.
00:58:13Just.
00:58:15He tried a little bump and snatch.
00:58:18He could grab the key.
00:58:19He's miserable failure.
00:58:21I have seen enough.
00:58:22Oh.
00:58:27You had your shot and you blew it.
00:58:30Like the sad thief you are.
00:58:32Now you can go.
00:58:33You blew your chance to work with the best in the world, guy.
00:58:37Best in the world, huh?
00:58:40Well, then maybe you can tell me how I did this.
00:58:55Impossible.
00:58:56He never even opens a chip card.
00:58:58Who is this guy?
00:59:00Could he be the one playing us?
00:59:02How?
00:59:03How did he do that?
00:59:06Is this enough proof for you?
00:59:08Ladies.
00:59:10Those chips did not come from the cart.
00:59:12No one is they've grown.
00:59:14He probably already had them on his sleeve.
00:59:17That makes sense.
00:59:18He's treating this like some little magic show.
00:59:21If he's clearly an amateur, which is good,
00:59:23we wouldn't want a double-classy girl.
00:59:25He's the perfect dumb taxi.
00:59:28All right.
00:59:29They'll let you help us.
00:59:31But don't get in our way.
00:59:35Deal.
00:59:38Okay.
00:59:39Let's get back to the plan, shall we?
00:59:41Cuatro, cinco, seis.
00:59:43I count six guards at the vault.
00:59:45All six Slovakian mercenaries
00:59:48sworn to protect that vault with their lives.
00:59:51This is child's play.
00:59:53Easier than roping a legless mule.
00:59:55So, it's time for a distraction.
00:59:58When I walk past those guards,
01:00:00they won't be able to pick their eyes off me.
01:00:03Your plan is broken.
01:00:07What did you just say?
01:00:09I said your plan is broken.
01:00:11Do you realize how ignorant you sound?
01:00:14Evita seduced presidents, kings, CEOs, bishops,
01:00:18and that perfume that she just sprayed on
01:00:20has a pheromone that completely takes over the male brain.
01:00:28That's what I thought.
01:00:30Finally, something makes it to that Neanderthal school of you.
01:00:33Now shut up and watch your professional work.
01:00:37Look, idiot.
01:00:38Watch your swag.
01:00:42It is already starting to work.
01:00:55Her last conquest was the richest man in South America.
01:00:59She took him for all he was worth.
01:01:01And before then,
01:01:03the hip-hop monocle.
01:01:05So, how exactly is her plan broken?
01:01:08You'll see for yourself
01:01:09in three,
01:01:10two,
01:01:13Oh, my God.
01:01:14You smell that?
01:01:15Oh, my God.
01:01:17Oh, my God.
01:01:22God.
01:01:23Oh, that scent.
01:01:24I get the disease.
01:01:25Halt!
01:01:28Halt!
01:01:29Get back to your post.
01:01:30What are you doing?
01:01:33Damn it.
01:01:34The perfume does not work on Demet.
01:01:36It's fine.
01:01:36I almost got them away from the vault.
01:01:38And that stupid captain means
01:01:40I will try again any real work.
01:01:42They do not have time.
01:01:43We need a new destruction now.
01:01:49What's in him?
01:01:50When he goes to destroy the guards,
01:01:51they will catch him.
01:01:52We'll kill two guards with one stone.
01:01:57You go.
01:02:00Ay, ay, ay.
01:02:01These portraits on our beach
01:02:02can't even try to be sneaky.
01:02:03I mean, just look at how
01:02:04he walked right up to us earlier.
01:02:06Exactly.
01:02:06He'll get arrested
01:02:07and that will be
01:02:08the big destruction that we need.
01:02:10This snotty-nosed cult
01:02:12really thinks
01:02:12he's getting a payday tonight.
01:02:14I almost feel sorry for him.
01:02:22Is he blind as well as stupid?
01:02:24He's walking right past the guards.
01:02:28Maybe he's leaving.
01:02:29Realizing it was too hard for him.
01:02:34Is he going to gamble now?
01:02:36Is he serious?
01:02:37My priceless, one-of-a-kind,
01:02:39two-faced trick coin.
01:02:41It's hard to let go.
01:02:42It's hard to save the orphans.
01:02:45I don't do anything.
01:02:46He's not even using
01:02:48Zindra's loot machines.
01:02:49He's gambling with the old ones.
01:02:51How is he going to be a distraction?
01:02:52Huh?
01:02:52How?
01:02:55This is ridiculous.
01:02:56We have to go in.
01:02:57He can't even distract the guards.
01:02:58He's not even smart enough
01:02:59to be a ball guard.
01:03:00My perfume is ready.
01:03:01I'm going back.
01:03:02No, babe.
01:03:06I'm going to see him fail.
01:03:08Then, he will go.
01:03:21Oh, no way.
01:03:26Oh, my gosh.
01:03:28Amazing on your first try.
01:03:31Jackpot?
01:03:32How did he do that?
01:03:33Oh, my goodness.
01:03:34He probably just got lucky.
01:03:35That's not the real distraction.
01:03:48The slot machines are paying out.
01:03:59Code 11.
01:04:00All security personnel to the floor.
01:04:02That's impossible.
01:04:04Why did Sam Hill just happen?
01:04:05Is he more there than any chair?
01:04:07Ladies,
01:04:08are we getting played by Kim?
01:04:15No, probably just more beginners.
01:04:17Look, I'm right.
01:04:18When we need him to take the fall,
01:04:19he'll still easily do it.
01:04:22He's going into vault.
01:04:23He's trying to get the cash
01:04:24before we do.
01:04:31Same vault I broke into
01:04:32six years ago
01:04:33to steal the documents
01:04:34that got the owner arrested.
01:04:38Trying to go in
01:04:38without us.
01:04:39Don't think I want
01:04:40that little smokey here
01:04:41to take a piece out of you
01:04:42if you try to double-cross us.
01:04:44Did your parents ever teach you
01:04:45not to play with those things?
01:04:50Hot blazes!
01:04:51How did that happen?
01:04:58You were going to pay for that!
01:05:00You were going to pay for that!
01:05:00Don't worry, it'll wash out.
01:05:02And I couldn't double-cross you
01:05:03if I tried.
01:05:07That's right.
01:05:08We're too good.
01:05:09We are professionals.
01:05:10You are just some nobody
01:05:11who thinks a few magic things
01:05:12puts you in our league.
01:05:13Oh, whatever.
01:05:14Step aside.
01:05:15We are wasting valuable time.
01:05:17It's time for the professionals
01:05:19to work.
01:05:23Alisa is the best safe cracker
01:05:26in the world.
01:05:27She's cracked into safes
01:05:28at the Bank of London
01:05:28and the New York Federal Reserve
01:05:30and Fort Knox
01:05:30all in one week.
01:05:32Can't do that with your
01:05:32little coin trick.
01:05:34Just as I thought.
01:05:35Three lockers,
01:05:36mechanical combination,
01:05:38and a biometric ID reader.
01:05:40No wonder only one thief
01:05:41has ever been able
01:05:42to crack this safe.
01:05:43Yeah.
01:05:43Me.
01:05:45Fortunately,
01:05:47that one thief
01:05:47was me
01:05:48six years ago.
01:05:51Is she really trying
01:05:53to take credit
01:05:53for my heist?
01:06:03One down,
01:06:04three to go.
01:06:10Intruder alert.
01:06:11False entry detected.
01:06:13Notifying authorities
01:06:14in 20 seconds.
01:06:15Yes, meep, meep.
01:06:16Alisa,
01:06:16you triggered the door alarm.
01:06:17We have to make it stop.
01:06:18Just give me a minute.
01:06:19We don't have a minute.
01:06:21How did you disarm it last time?
01:06:22Because it was you
01:06:23who cracked the safe, right?
01:06:24Somebody shoved him up.
01:06:26Eleven.
01:06:27Well, I'm just saying,
01:06:28you taught us before,
01:06:29so she's not a problem.
01:06:31Stop bothering her
01:06:31with your questions
01:06:32and just standing in the corner
01:06:33like a good little boy.
01:06:34Five.
01:06:36Four.
01:06:37Three.
01:06:38Two.
01:06:41Three.
01:06:42Two.
01:06:45Intruder alert canceled.
01:06:48Got it.
01:06:50Sure you did.
01:06:52How was I supposed to know
01:06:53the interior had been modified
01:06:54to lock like an IBV international vault?
01:06:57You should have stolen
01:06:58the vault's blueprints beforehand.
01:07:00Like I did.
01:07:01Uh, give me another second.
01:07:03Ladies, we don't have another second.
01:07:05Hold on.
01:07:07I'll give it a shot.
01:07:09You don't really think
01:07:10you can be fester than me.
01:07:11I am the one
01:07:12who cracks the safe,
01:07:13not you.
01:07:14Stop distracting her.
01:07:15This is a job for the pros.
01:07:17Alisa, you got this.
01:07:18No, she doesn't.
01:07:19What are you talking about?
01:07:21She won't get it open.
01:07:22The place where she's drilling,
01:07:23it won't work.
01:07:23You do not know
01:07:24what you're talking about.
01:07:25You are nothing
01:07:26and you are a nobody.
01:07:32Hmm.
01:07:33Got it.
01:07:35She won't get it open.
01:07:37Go back to shoplifting, you child.
01:07:42What is it?
01:07:43What's wrong?
01:07:46It's hollow.
01:07:48The locking mechanism
01:07:49must be in a different part of the door.
01:07:51Look, the guards are here.
01:07:52I can help.
01:07:53I'm fine.
01:07:53Idiot, I almost found it.
01:07:55Alisa.
01:07:57What?
01:07:59Maybe we should give him a shot.
01:08:01And if he can't open it,
01:08:02then we will tackle him
01:08:04and then say that we stopped him
01:08:05from robbing the casino.
01:08:10All yours.
01:08:11Try not to screw up
01:08:12but I already started.
01:08:13Don't worry.
01:08:15We'll be inside the vault
01:08:16in a matter of seconds.
01:08:22What the hell are you doing?
01:08:24Is this idiota
01:08:25trying to pray
01:08:26his way into the vault?
01:08:27He's drunk.
01:08:28He's been drunk the whole time.
01:08:30We're just seeing it now.
01:08:31Well, if you'd stop talking
01:08:32and listen,
01:08:33you'd hear the magnets
01:08:34sliding around inside.
01:08:35All security personnel,
01:08:37we have a computer code 9
01:08:39at the vault.
01:08:40Thumbs up!
01:08:41Tickle him!
01:08:45Now for the magic words.
01:08:50Open sesame.
01:09:00How the hell?
01:09:01Impossibile.
01:09:02Who are you?
01:09:04Are we in the overhead?
01:09:06Ladies,
01:09:06I suggest we get in.
01:09:16What the fuck?
01:09:20God damn.
01:09:22There's got to be
01:09:22near a billion in here.
01:09:24I am taking
01:09:25a decade-long spot trip.
01:09:26I am finally going to buy
01:09:27the mention of the KSPNC.
01:09:38Bingo.
01:09:42Just what do you think
01:09:43you're doing?
01:09:45Just taking my share.
01:09:48You think you are so smart.
01:09:50Did you really think
01:09:51we were going to let you
01:09:52lock out of your visa money?
01:09:56We played you
01:09:57the entire time.
01:09:58And you didn't even notice.
01:10:00You see those cameras?
01:10:02They've been recording us
01:10:04the entire time.
01:10:05Except I put a bug in them
01:10:06to remove all of us
01:10:07from the recording.
01:10:08All of us.
01:10:10Except for you.
01:10:11You really thought
01:10:12you could hang
01:10:13with the three links?
01:10:14You were just our fault, right?
01:10:15That is what happens
01:10:16when you try to
01:10:17run the city, girls.
01:10:19Enjoy prison.
01:10:21Mr. Kim,
01:10:22we got it.
01:10:23It's safe for you
01:10:24to come in.
01:10:28Whoa.
01:10:29This is more
01:10:30than I even thought.
01:10:32Barry is so paranoid
01:10:34he put all his valuables
01:10:35in here.
01:10:36Come on, ladies.
01:10:36We can't stand around.
01:10:37Pack up.
01:10:39Who's this?
01:10:40Oh, no one.
01:10:41A pathetic poser
01:10:42is too dumb
01:10:43to realize we're
01:10:44taking advantage of him.
01:10:45We had him take the fall.
01:10:46He was easy.
01:10:47Almost a little too easy.
01:10:49It's like he wanted us
01:10:50to set him up.
01:10:52Sorry, buddy.
01:10:52But you shouldn't have
01:10:54tried to swim
01:10:54with the sharks.
01:10:56I'll remember that
01:10:57next time.
01:11:00Wait.
01:11:01Wait, I know that voice.
01:11:03Who?
01:11:05Who are you?
01:11:08You know exactly
01:11:09who I am.
01:11:12You stupid broads.
01:11:14Do you have any idea
01:11:15who you messed with?
01:11:16I want to be petty thief.
01:11:17Yeah, calm down, Mr. Kim.
01:11:19He is a nobody.
01:11:20He's not a nobody.
01:11:23Richard, tranquilo.
01:11:24He's just our patsy.
01:11:26We had him in our web
01:11:27the entire time.
01:11:28It wasn't in your web.
01:11:29You were in his.
01:11:31You fools.
01:11:33Please.
01:11:34Please don't do this.
01:11:35Let us go.
01:11:36Relax, Richard.
01:11:38I can do anything crazy
01:11:39like reactivate the alarms.
01:11:42Oh, thank you.
01:11:44Because I already have.
01:11:48What?
01:11:54What kind of idiots are you?
01:11:56And what kind of idiots
01:11:58are you all?
01:11:59You think you can just
01:12:00waltz in here?
01:12:01Steal my stash?
01:12:02No.
01:12:04Not here.
01:12:05Not on my turf.
01:12:08Oh, Jesus.
01:12:10The three links, huh?
01:12:12KGB, Annie Oakley,
01:12:14and Penelope Cruz.
01:12:16The world's best cat burglars.
01:12:19My pink ass.
01:12:20Oh, God.
01:12:21And that's Richard Kim,
01:12:23isn't it?
01:12:24The geriatric hutster
01:12:25from the Cretaceous period.
01:12:27Trying to de-extinct your career
01:12:29after that deplorable
01:12:30magic competition.
01:12:33And you.
01:12:35That mask.
01:12:38I know you.
01:12:39You're the son of a bitch
01:12:41that got me put away
01:12:42for two years.
01:12:44Well, too bad it didn't stick.
01:12:46But as I recall,
01:12:48I did kill your brother.
01:12:50I put him down like a dog.
01:12:53I should have put you down
01:12:54that night, too.
01:12:56Tell you what.
01:12:57We're gonna finish that job
01:12:59right now.
01:13:06Well, I knew it.
01:13:08You never did quite perfect
01:13:10that trick, did you?
01:13:16That's not my blood.
01:13:23You're probably thinking,
01:13:24I didn't see how he did that.
01:13:27And you know why you didn't?
01:13:30He blinked.
01:13:31Get him!
01:13:34Sweet.
01:13:35You guys brought flowers.
01:13:53Freeze!
01:14:00That's enough.
01:14:08What?
01:14:09How did you do that?
01:14:11Lassoed like a bunch of hogs
01:14:13before getting butchered
01:14:14for a pit roast.
01:14:15What the hell happened?
01:14:17Why am I tied up?
01:14:18Because the real police
01:14:19are on their way
01:14:20and I want to make
01:14:20their job easier on them.
01:14:22Oh, and don't worry,
01:14:23it's just a flesh wound.
01:14:24I'm sure you'll go on
01:14:25to live many years
01:14:26in prison.
01:14:27Why would I go to prison?
01:14:29You're the thief.
01:14:30You're stealing from me.
01:14:33It's because you've been
01:14:34using your casino
01:14:35as one big cover
01:14:36as the biggest drug ring
01:14:37in the United States.
01:14:39Not even your billions
01:14:40can get you out of this.
01:14:42Because who the hell are you?
01:14:47I'm the master of magic,
01:14:48you motherfucker.
01:14:51No!
01:14:52Hold on!
01:14:53Hold on!
01:14:54It's out of here!
01:15:06You did it, Eric.
01:15:08Untraceable Bitcoin
01:15:09cryptocurrency.
01:15:11Enough to pay off
01:15:12the loans from the orphanage
01:15:13and put those kids
01:15:14through college.
01:15:15We did it.
01:15:22And the kids just love
01:15:23all the colors
01:15:24of the stained glass windows.
01:15:27And the library.
01:15:30We get brand new books
01:15:31every day.
01:15:33I still can't understand
01:15:35how you found the money
01:15:36to pay off all those loans.
01:15:38You wouldn't believe me
01:15:39if I told you.
01:15:41Hi!
01:15:43Mommy!
01:15:43Daddy!
01:15:44Let's get ice cream
01:15:45for the show!
01:15:46Yeah!
01:15:47Ice cream!
01:15:48Read my mind!
01:15:49You're like a little magician.
01:15:50Okay, I guess we'll see you next week.
01:15:52Always looking forward to it.
01:15:54Let's go get that ice cream.
01:16:01Ladies and gentlemen,
01:16:03allow me to introduce you
01:16:05to the newest member
01:16:06of the Angier Magic Team.
01:16:09The one,
01:16:10the only,
01:16:12mistress of magic herself,
01:16:18Charity Angier.
01:16:19Angier.
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